Thread 213850651

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

we at /brit/ say "nice arse addison" and "God bless"!

probably early

tfw my dad is obsessed with GBnews AI slop

chiense tiger looks chiense xD

my Imam referenced Lil Tay in friday prayers
mad that

French poster walking around paris surrounded by africans
Russian walking around st Petersburg surrounded by ethnic russians

https://youtu.be/jQRI3b2SX8c?list=RDQMZH6sN0EkJOk&t=2352
corr look at the sluts at the front with the dj and chad then all the incels at the back where they belong

>>213850728
he cute

need an irish bird

Monkeys have prolapsed anuses

>>213850761
Bet she has a nice white boyfriend

>>213850761
remove this prime hog from my screen

>>213850741
true, true
but you're throwing stone from the biggest glass house in the world

One day science will make these guys into viable pets

what did they do to this poor girl

>>213850761
corrrrrrr need to go to ireland after this

>>213850806
Wouldn't it be funny if it was like in Boys Don't Cry and all of /brit/ took turns sodomizing her

>>213850795
those kinds of bears wont hurt you, even in the wild

>>213850674 #
because russia is huge and includes lands conquered by ethnic russians. you can have a multi-ethnic state whilst maintaining an ethnic conception of the majority population in fact this is honest and rational

also countries in central asia have large populations of ethnic russians. doesn’t mean that they don’t conceive of kazakhs etc ethnically

the post-soviet world simply has a different (and better) understanding of all this stuff

boring, bland blabber

*secretly lowers /brit/‘s anti-anime forcefield*

hehehe

Oh you're back on schedule. What was up with last week's thread OPs

>>213850761
beautiful potato faced sow

Mad that Algeria used to be France

>>213850837
No not really

When did you get so rapey?

crying at how small putin is
that video of him walking next to trump looks like an older brother fetching his little brother for dinner

>>213850883
Lad, what?
Last week I had the fake coughing known as covid

>he's le SHORT !!!!
nafo retards are pathetic

>>213850883
What do you mean?

yea feels good

>>213850879
cheers

tiny man spotted

>>213850902
fucking pathetic

>>213850651 (OP)
Footie is shite ngl. Much prefer American football. Anyone else?

used to look like this in my youth

>>213850945
how katy keeps three timmies in rotation x

fried potatoes
just peng aren't they?

noticed my hometown go from 90% to 80% white just in the last couple of years lol

>>213850902
Well last week the /brit/ OP were full of stuff that wasn't lovely cans or bad psych, which I found very disturbing.

>>213850964
kek same. lanky with long hair. Now I'm buff and balding

hmm yes beating my willy whilst looking at anime girls

having negative thoughts about keir starmer

reuters just got kicked out?

think we should bring back the term heifer

>>213850967
Got any plans for tonight or are you too tired again?

Starting to get a bit worried about you :/

ffs the filters kicking in making threads harder to find haha

Sir Large Heifer

UH SOURCE?!
https://media.redgifs.com/UnrulyOnerlookedBarbet-mobile.m4s

>>213850901
putin is legit dangerous, trump is a big bitch

>>213850931
>>213850991

>>213851023
impersonator

A scouser in a wheelchair just got kicked out of the Liverpool match for racially abusing a Bournemouth player, they stopped the game and everything LOL

>>213851035
Oh, that's just one pedo playing with /Brit/ like it's its dollhouse

When we have other OPs that's healthy and normal

>>213851020
Imagine having a friend who tries to make you do that

>>213851054
rorke in tatters

>>213851054
Hope he gets jailed for 10 years.

>>213851034
nah i'd shag em both no difficulty

>>213850991
I did make a few posts on the Friday
Not sure if I did Saturday, actually

>>213851023
Filter all the trolls, lad. End your life, see none of them in the future. That's a Canslad secret tip. Don't tell just anyone about it, tho.

>>213851058
This weird girl dresses so bad

>>213851053
dk this song

>>213851058
Don't you get bored spamming this shit all the time?

What do you get out of it?

>>213851077
you get hard for old ugly men's bums?

despy in fine form this evening

>>213850995
did you also used to wear bra and panties sometimes haha x

any high functioning autism man in

>>213851129
prefer not to say

Is Keir starmer a free mason?

rorkes creps

>>213851106
part of growing up is realising somebody's gotta do the jobs nobody wants to do
part of becoming a man is taking on that role when you can carry the burden too heavy for other people

Right then, feeling a bit tired
Might go to bed. No cans tonight.

Thoughts on this, brit?

>>213851161
fucking pathetic

Rorkes crepe

>>213851155
wearing socks this big is so runtish, very rorke coded indeed

>>213851199
looks ok

>>213851198
pov small boat cronem getting fed

>>213851173
scrom

>>213851159
i thought i was a man... but all this time i've been a boy

Putin is based, and I don't care if that offends the radical left.

>>213851198
i once caught a humming bird mid flight and gave it a gentle kiss before letting it free

>>213851198
mmmm freckles

>>213851198
umm
i-
ummm

understand how darkoids make money doing deliveries in london in such a big city but i live in a circa 200k population place and there are TENS OF THEM outside any semi popular place just hanging around on ebikes
how do they make money from that? what are they doing all day?

>>213851198
im virgin...

>>213851198
i fucking hate batarians

>>213851294
>what are they doing all day?
mmhmm...

>>213851173
so many bots

>>213851173
journalists are all freaks
fucking yelling randomly

why are they like this?

now that, is ticketyboo

Looks like the dollhouse is in full swing

I'll come back later and see if anyone real is around

70% finished the bible nrsv version while researching the historical context for each chapter
main takeaway is that its wank but a lot of the poetic language is nice

>>213851294
You've got to understand they live in slums, HMOs that are moldy and rotten, five people to a single bedroom
they pay 300 a month, landlord makes 5x that off one property

>>213851198
i'm a christian

yer bird wears bus seat covers

>>213851339
>woke version made 10 years ago
oh my days

>>213851339
why do you call it that and not yhe binble

>>213851339
hs?

>>213851355
>he thinks blacks, negroids and you know whats pay rent
they get it given to them for FREE you moron
they get given EVERYTHING
on YOUR tax bill

>>213851332
Didn't he BTFO piers on his gay show

>>213851388
I need you to stop radicalising me.
Sir Anti Radical won't like that.

>>213851332
Would love to see a couple of doberman pinschers show up and rip them to shreds.

Would suck the can out the missus
I pulled the confetti 'till Janny got me

48 hours no nicotine de lods

in a fucking steaming mood

>>213851371
its the recommend version by scholars
>>213851384
just innit none of the shit in it actually happened

>>213851444
currently ON IT
about to attempt steamingtoil cooking

>>213851355
What? They live in 4 star hotels.

>>213851448
and which scholars are these

>>213851464
wrong kind of steaming you fucking idiot

so sick of this wretched place

>>213851470
Not the ones that came "legally"
on a computing or business course

>>213851402
of course not
then he pussied out in court

screaming

>>213851464
on the wine me
wont be attempting to cook
bottle of wine or two will do me right

obviously i would never rape anyone but the thought of raping a girl is quite arousing, don't you think? asserting your ultimate control and literally forcing somebody to give you pleasure

>>213851448
what do you mean it didnt happen?

>>213851515
same x

>>213851484
ones that study yhe binble

>>213851519
no, not really

>>213851511
wow a whole pound? that's definitely worth the risk of getting stabbed by a wog

>>213851519
no? none of that is appealing you dirty freak cunt

>>213851464
how the fuck acn u wait so long to eat esp when u drinking wtf

>>213850795
they already are. even that treadwell fella lived with a family of bears for years and only got eaten by another strange bear that migrated in

>>213851519
are you brown, white people for the most part don't have this thought process

lads I am absolutely STEAMING a chocolate pudding right now

listening to hannah diamond

many posters here today have been property of satan
very sad to see

SHE FLOATS LIKE A SWAN
GRACE ON THE WATER

mental how yakub will save us

>>213851568
shagged her in goldsmiths SU bogs in 2014

>>213851575
explain

>>213850923
manlet

>>213851597
the evil stuff they been posting

>>213851589
yeah i know

girlies be riding around vietnam on honda 50ccs wearing nowt at all

>>213851511
>>213851541
Thought you all were talking about the country iceland
Apparently its a supermarket chain in the UK

>>213851605
like who

>>213851608
you get your fucking head chopped off mid wank in northern vietnam now
the girlies need to be careful

>>213851520
well with the historical context in mind theres not really any proof anything actually happened in it same as any other legendary tale, came into this wantin to believe but haven’t seen much to convince me

>>213851540
>>213851546
yeah it is
even most girls agree
>>213851560
whiter than you i guarantee it

mental how there's a genocide going on and nobody's doing anything

>>213851618
here for example>>213851519
>>213851631
can you try to formulate an argument because obviously there has to be history qua history for there to be a present unless you're supposing that we came into existence right this very moment which surely even you agree has even less proof than the inution ofa past

>>213851608
Corr
Wouldn't mind showing her around ho chi minh city

>>213851511
the comments are mental on that one
when did the average bbc news commenter become so rorkian?
is it finally happening?
is the tide turning my brothers?

>>213851639
you;re a mentally ill freak who should be thrown in an asylum for the rest of you miserable life

>>213851661
>mental how blah blah blah
shut up you boring bastard

>>213851630
the complete silence in the second half makes this

im black nigger haha

>>213851668
The people know but the government is 100% controlled by the Powers That be (jews)
Nothing less than a full blown revolution will change anything

might wank to some hentai

any other "naked in their garden listening to muisc too loud but the neighbours wont come cos they know my vibes" men in

Now lads, if I were to get the cans, the fuck do I do?
Apparently that Wednesday show is apparently fun they say

>>213851666
>history qua history
what was meant by this?

>>213851608
The Drive

>>213851736
history as being history
i.e. that the past has an actual historical record of itself by virtue of its status as being the past

>>213851732
finger your anus hole
give it a light fingering

>>213851712
imagine what your mother thinks of you posting this at like 5am

get a clue

haircut day tomorrow
45 minutes of inane drivel with the essex woman
good grief

unreal how small my penis is

>>213851777
Haven't been to a barber shop since i was a child me

having some incel mushrooms

one shot at life and i'm stuck in this body
absolutely unbelievably grim

>>213851777
imagine how she feels having to talk you you, you boring bastard

another friday night

>>213851608
That's dressing conservative for modern western women

>>213851777
you cut your hair in a salon? LMFAO

>>213851777
45 minutes
what on earht
how long is your hair
>>213851813
...yh
summer almost over
getting colder soon
no more girls walking around in bras and short shorts
probably for the best rly

>>213851666
well genesis reads like any other spastic religions creation story aside from the geneology stuff and as for the rest it’s just wank
think i will finish it then go learn about eastern religions because meditation and first hand experience seem to be the way to go to learn about reality

INCONSIDERATE ARSEHOLES!!

>>213851813
Bokklelad, don't be sad, lad
I'll get the cans right fucking now, lad
We'll drink the cans and bokkles together.

>>213851671
nah

Porkroast has fallen
Der kreig ist vorbei
Nafo trannies committing sepuku as we speak

>>213851811
well yes, God help her as well

>>213851811
having to wot?
talk you you?
how does one "talk you you?"

mr krum.... the nemesis inferno.... oooooo!

>>213851837
>well genesis reads like any other spastic religions creation story
really doesn't but even if it did why is that a problem?
>as for the rest it’s just wank
what does this even mean
>think i will finish it then go learn about eastern religions because meditation and first hand experience seem to be the way to go to learn about reality
utterly strange reaction to a book that tells you to emphase prayer and a personal realtionship to god and his creation

>>213851777
for me its growing my hair out like a creep for years then impulsively shaving it all off at once when it gets irritating

the barbershop is a man's temple
imagine sacrificing that to get a woman to cut your hair

>>213851768
poo niger

>>213851835
deegs OBSESSED with me

>how long is your hair
bout tree fiddy xD

>no more girls walking around in bras and short shorts
for me its the girlies on lime bikes in short skirts

>>213851838
no they're not

>>213851857
pedantic cunt

>>213851791
how small we talking?

The current read

>>213851876
I don’t want to talk to some normie dickhead about sports
I want some woman to rub my head and stroke my hair during a wash

I think I’m developing a foot fetish what with all these beautiful girls in dresses, bare legs and sandals. Not sure what to do with this new fetish, never had one before

FUCK

watching the latest dr felton programme

>>213851887
replied to the 2 most boring blogs that's all x

>>213851896
length and girth of a BIC lighter

>>213851839
on the wine booze myself
rancid cheap shite

any shaggers in?

does shagging for the second time feel just as good as the first time?

easing myself down onto a giant erect cock and farting when it’s all the way inside me so i get launched across the room like a bottle rocket

>>213851876
>muh big wholesale chungus barbershop mans cave
Grow up

niggers mineral turpentine

>>213851934
it's 9.30pm on a friday night in the middle of summer
literally not a single person here has ever kissed a girl let alone had sex

>>213851934
It’s better with someone you’ve fucked before
First time in general is usually kind of awkward and you’re usually nervous

I'm just really good at shagging now that's all I'm saying

>>213851937
pee ess sea

> girth of a BIC lighter
bloke got an ellipsoidal knob

girl in the elevator popped a birth control pill in front of me
was that a signal?

>>213851934
shagging for the 100th time can feel better than the first time. It just depends

everything's fine

>>213851934
Spaffing inside a woman is the cleanest and purest pleasure a man can experience

>>213851924
I've seen smaller

black cock lover logging in

>>213851934
first time was great but I don't remember the second time

(8) i want you to feel me (8)

Google dot com
Check it out

bizarre how just as i unfiltered brazil the mongspastic brazilian flag turns up again

>>213851934
done several of the sexing myself
i remember the first time but cant remember the second
make of that what you will

>>213851950
where can i buy the cute rainbow jumper she wears on the cover of emotion
please answer

>>213851962
and do you put the balls in?

>>213851967
she wants your smelly baguette

>>213851976
It’s divine isn’t it?
Billions of years of evolution, everything your ancestors did, was for this moment

>>213851934
shagging is supposed to always feel good nigga

>>213851874
it is what it is, basically it hasn’t convinced me so ill seek other avenues, maybe god is Christian god maybe not maybe i find out for myself somehow maybe not

thoughts on the new business class on BA deegs?
i think theyve done a good job , a lot better than before

>>213851934
does wanking for the second time feel just as good as the first? its not like heroin mate, the more you do it the better you get at it and the better it feels

Today's scran as it were

>>213852006
can do
some girls like it
some don't

>>213852037
Elton had a leakage on your burger then scampered away

>>213852004
https://www.therealreal.com/products/women/clothing/knitwear/valentino-1973-cashmere-sweater

sold out gay faggot

>>213851967
did she do it while maintaining eye contact with you?

>>213852021

>>213852028
fucking hell i hope so the old old stuff with the two fucking seats you lie across was horrific. ba have been shite for 20 years
>>213852021
you are allowed to have that opinion but you havent demonstrated any understanding of the text which is strange considering your claim to careful reading

found one of you guys accounts on reddit

>>213852058
no :(

>>213852057
$500
um

>>213852067
that is actually my fucking reddit account wtf

x files got such good cinematography

>>213852067
>hide child comments

>having to walk over someones legs in BUSINESS
what the hell were they thinking

>>213852083
then she was on her way to someone else
i'm sorry la

>>213852097
>213852097
epik post brohh

>>213852092
chump change to a quarter-millionaire like yourself

Diego's been onit since noon
you on the gregorian chants yet lad?

Smoking crack right now

>>213852101
shit, haven't finished it
think i stopped somewhere in the seventh or eighth season

>>213852064
prayer and meditation in the Christian context did nothing for me so im going to look elsewhere it is.. what it is..

What is Putin doing in Alaska?

>>213852145
only a one tenth millionaire thank you

>>213852156
mate i've been on it like a couple hours
i'm on the TUNES tho
>>213852170
utterly bizarre post give me an example of your prayer, and what you got up to in church

>>213852101
The extraterrestrial stuff is just a pretext for the show to visit various comfy Americana set pieces with your smoking hot coworker. Fantastic programme.

Kayleigh has such an american cornfed bunda

yummy

>>213852175
Surveying his future real estate x

>>213852186
get the tunes posted

diego got chucked out of UNFOLD at for touching a they/them in their "special region"

>>213852202
howling absolute state of this post

Magic Johnson’s family

more like elle fanny haha

>>213852218
gwan deegs have a laugh on me

>>213852251
impressed you know what unfold is

>>213852189
mulder is a good looking man but smoking hot? come on

>>213852191
poo comes from that arse

>>213852164
on s3 and it’s kino rn incredible direction and cinematography. always amazed that they’ll sometimes let an episode be 90% pitch black you never see that on modern tv
heard they move from vancouver to LA in s6 which impacts the atmosphere o well

reckon me and deegs would get along irl
shame about his "affliction" of course
i'll leave you to guess what that is

America will pay for killing solemani

>>213852277
doesn't matter, gillian anderson being nice to look at matters

>>213852186
mate its just not convinced me ok too much retarded shit

>>213852231
Who'd win in a fight the bald fella or the lass on the right

impotent angry incel checking in

>>213852266
screm

>>213852191
corrrrrrrr

mad how the 90s were and always will be the pinnacle of humanity
its been nothing and will always be nothing but downhill after that incredible decade

my English rose

Just remembered limmy goes on at half 9 at night Friday and Saturday now

>>213852193
so fit it's unreal

>>213852355
did you watch The Fall?

>>213852231
imagine being the target of that behemoth on the right. wouldn't be able to stop her if she wanted you

BACK WITH THE CANS, lads!

LETS GET THE CANS STARTED

BOKKLELAD YOU ARE NOT ALONE

>>213852318
yeah shes distractingly beautiful not sexy though just beautiful ygm

>>213852354
mad how I was born in the 21st century and never got to experience life before the internet

Saw an insanely pretty mixed girl on the bus today lads, like maybe the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Amazon physique, tight-curls fluffy blonde hair, skin like polished brass, face like one of those aliens from that shit movie Valarian and the thousand planets or whatever. Just goddamn.

>'Traps are gay'
Can't believe he shouted that

>>213852408
timmy's crush

>>213852329
hs?
>>213852292
having high iq?

>>213852386
what cans lad? on the wine me

>>213852355
She's a britboo

>>213852354
50s Americana gigamogs 90s. 80s/90s was probably the best time for Britain though.

v6 box is on the blink

>>213852408
>goddamn
FOY

>>213852408
brits have good genes for racemixing, so many fit mixed brit women, meanwhile the average pure brit woman is a fucking munter

>>213852461
looks boring and chuddy

>>213852463
get a v8

>>213852388
yea i get you
you're gay, and it's ok

>Do
*loses in Afghanistan*
>Not
*loses in Somalia*
>Fuck
*loses in Yemen*
>With
*loses in Iran*
>America
*loses a proxy war with Russia*

>>213852412
um uh haha

average aussie woman is better looking than the average Brit woman

>>213852509
about to lose a trade war with BRICS too

>>213852412
grok turn this pic into a video of them kissing please and thank you

>>213852545
>>213852545
>>213852545

>>213852530
HEY MARKO

>>213852510
fit as but she looks taller than me

>>213852502
French nigger bastard

FREE CHARLES BRONSON

>>213852569
at least i'm not gay for mulder like you :)

>>213852534
Donnie dump cant compete with based Lula

imaging how clammy ruby's box is at the moment

>>213852436
Alri deegsy?
Did you see that headless corpse with it's arse full of piss and nettles this morning?
Mental

>>213852570
he's been brown bread for 22 years

>>213852653
ADONBILIVIT