Thread 213852545

HE DID IT AFUCKINGGAIN edish

not a big ariana fan but thank u, next is such a bop it's insane

sex with elves

chiao

>>213852438
Magners, lad

>>213852578
elves don't feel sexual desire

sir keir stormer should be flying concorde and vulcan above umbomgo who the hell cares th presidents when they come to visit
nuke the bell out of afreeka who the hell carses

>>213852578
agree

>>213852578
This must have been drawn by Frieren herself, no way she's as big as Marcille

Were any of you lads ever on Concorde as a very young lad?

>>213852596
thought elves and leprechausn have relations with each other and they make homunculi

got the james ferraro live at primavera sound 2012 on

russia ukraine isnt really a proxy war yes west wants to deplete and guage russias military but ukraine is still fighting for survival independent of western influence

sex with anime birds in general

not gay myself but wouldnt mind a femboy gf 2bh as long as he smelled nice

>>213852586
Cider!?
You some kind of puff or summit?
On the whisky meself, don't know what's good for me heheh

really makes you think

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755223115666869.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755223115666869.mp4

>>213852661
bruh

>>213852649
Ukraine is fighting for the vanity of one jewish manlet (zelnskike)

this anime is great

bird and circuses

>>213852683
That's us done then

>>213852586
oh didn't realise you were bent lad

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>213852683
fascinating

>>213852683
ᵇʳᵘʰ

I'm English.

>>213852661
nah you're fucking bent

>>213852697
yank opinion disregarded

>>213852726
lol

>>213852726
*runs in and flying roundhouse kicks you right in the mouth*

>>213852713
>>213852672
>you're a bender for drinking cider

Canslad is truly sorry for not giving enough of a fuck about your faggotry opinions

cheb mogging

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

>>213852695
yes?

>>213852726
they'll toss you in prison for saying that nowadays

going to visit the motherland next month. perhaps i'll finally escape this island

>>213852741
Hohol opinion discarded (just like all their dead soldiers)

Hello, I'd like to warn you that the following is an extremely dangerous stunt.
Got the madness on don't I?
It must be love innit

>>213852756
ghislaine maxwell looks like THAT?

>>213852763
agartha?

>>213852756
Out of the goodness of my heart, I’ll settle for the left

>>213852756
dont like huge breasts
dont know what to do with them
a small or medium breast is much nicer

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

Amerigolem bros...

even though dentist says she's happy with my oral hygiene and gum health sometimes there's still a bit of blood when I brush
she lying?

cooked this 'za but not hungry now
wil have to chuck it out

>>213852756
those should be cut off and shipped to africa

>>213852752
Oi oi oi!
Let's not get feisty here love, just thought you were a top innit.
Now I see that it'd be me topping you, haha
Funny how the cans make you gay, haha, right lads yeah?

>>213852798
not that grandiose

might die my hair

>>213852829
i don't know

I'll call her and ask about your dental procedure

>>213852802
tug on them like she's a dairy cow

>>213852829
she wants a bit of oral hygiene from you mate

>>213852759
looks slightly too mannish

>>213852822
told you, chinese century

might die, my hair!

>>213852831
have it tomorrow for lunch

>>213852822
mental how badly burgers fucked up

right that's not on
you've put me in a mood now so i'm stepping away for a bit

>>213852872
are hrt boobs considered nsfw?

>>213852809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_L0oSNpW1M&list=RDl_L0oSNpW1M&start_radio=1
mmhmm Friday night Gherkin after hours

>>213852872
who dis

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

stella artois been going since 1366
imagine peasants chugging cans of this in the tavern before going home to assault the wench

>>213852892
cold 'za is good breakfast

>>213852822
australia and nz have fucking betrayed us

>>213852892
well too mate now

>>213852918
mmhmm x
late nite clartenings

>>213852917
fatbellylad has bigger tits
>>213852935
candy_poppers

>>213852958
betrayed what? the jewish tranny empire of niggers?

>>213852942
... i ran around naked under the moonlight a couple times, does it count?

the king should shut down parliament

Has China been ZOGGED in any way?

>>213852980
>candy_poppers
shitting hellfire

>>213853018
Yeah, the fertility rate in Shanghai is 0.53. That’s sub-South Korea.

>>213852945
twf when you're at the races with the lads and King Edward the III lets down your acca 10 silver pennies

>>213853018
literally no immigrants in china

>>213853014
BY ANCIENT DECREE, I HEREBY DISSOLVE PARLIAMENT

>>213853040
2 billion of them and they're not above fertility farms

>>213852945
Jesus, they call it wife beater but I didn't realise the history goes back that far.
Tastes like piss too, literally the definition of pissvasser

the catberg

all i know is i'll never trust a chinaman

corr only had a bowl of pasta to eat today and steaming off two glasses of wine

what coffee do you lads get? flat white or cortado for me

>>213853069
Right, but it’s like everywhere else: the rich/comparatively eugenic areas just immediately stop having kids once they get rich. Bizarre behavior, but it happens worldwide.

>>213853071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOsBKjrSjaI
WHO FUCKING CARES ANYWAY

How do we solve the fertility crisis in Britain?
Mass importation of Irish American men perhaps??

If there are more places where you eat with your hands rather than cutlery, you are in a bad area.

the listen

>>213853134
double espresso
anythign else is woke homo shite

Dadberg informs me that he plans to start work at 0830 tomorrow.
Doesn't he realise that some of us are on the whisky after a long weeks toil and shan't be working that early on the weekend?

>>213853134
Expresso

>people ITT actually play gacha
grim

>>213853134
if i'm in a starbucks i just have one of their fun smoothie things

>>213853137
i'm not worried about china, the survived the leap

>>213853140
state needs to get me a gf as soon as possible

>>213853140
White people were just the bootloader for eternal brown techno-slavery powered by Aryan AI, we ourselves don't need to persist.

>>213853134
Cappuccino. Simple as

>>213853164
Working for dadberg ay? What ye doing?

>>213853193
best lil timoteo cud do x

>>213853179
>>213853178
what types of work will the jews put on the blacks once their full scheme is unveiled?

>>213853208
blindfolded chairleg sander
been doing it since childhood, he says I'm a natural

>>213853214
ziedy do you have friends irl x

>>213853134
Iced mocha latte with oat milk and honey with a shot of vanilla syrup and a shot of caramel

Doing steroids, smoking crack, shooting up heroin, doing MDMA, Smoking weed, taking viagra, smoking meth, drinking hard liquor right now lads

>>213853193
No facetta nera for me thank you

>>213853244
What's wrong with it? No one actually likes black coffee

>>213853245
the rorke diet

Have started writing a journal so that I can refrain from making pathetic blogposts here, and instead focus on humorous poo posting.

>>213853163
>>213853166
espressos have too much caffeine and give me severe shartenings

>>213853245
alri jim neidhart

Poo. Yes, poo.

diego eigo eigo can’t you see
sometimes your words just hypnotise me

>>213853283
but i love reading blogposts

Going to Spain next week. How do I pull young Spanish lassies?

>>213853208
This frig wants to mix and pour some concrete for a path behind the garage. I already told him I had my own shit to do at the house tomorrow.
Last weekend I told him the same but he insists on trying to do shit while I'm there. Had to help him smash up some concrete with a sledgehammer and blistered up my hands so I couldn't actually finish my own jobs after.
Not again prick

Find loads of girls use foot fetishes to kind of flirt with you. Whenever girls see me looking at their feet they smile and then dangle their sandals or rub their feet on my ankle if we’re sitting next to each other

Maccies order is in lids

>>213853370
me too actually yeah

>>213853279
i do
dark and bitter... like me

>>213853370
girls find foot fetishes incredibly creepy in my experience

Mullata gf is needed post haste lads

>>213853381
wish I looked like this

Lads, not gay or a paedo but right now, I'm noncing a can

>>213853443
watch you don't cut your bellend

>>213852872
wish i looked like this

>>213853443
you’re a real weird dude

>>213853193
can't stand when their fat faces bulge out from their stupid head wraps looks fucking grotesque

Them Scousers Again :]

>>213853381
>get conscripted to fight in a pointless war to accomplish the western elite’s dirty work
>narrowly evade death for two years
>come back to your home city
>discover that all of the women moved to the west to become sex workers

so much for gratitude

Found a new infatuation. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend, is leaving town on Sunday, and is significantly better looking than I.

>>213853459
Not that kind of noncing, lad

>>213853474
And yet who has the cans? Me, I do, lad. You're jealous

>>213853434
so peng it hurts

Catberg and dogstein having a showdown...

UltraWide black dildo slowly inserting into my arse and administering permanent adjustments

>>213853427
I think it’s if they’re into you. Think about how much time and money they spend on pedicures and shoes. If a girl wriggles her toes and asks you if you like her pedicure, is she saying that innocently?

do they make s curved dildos

>>213853500
oh well onto the next one

>>213853498
how do you know she's ukrainian?

>>213853515
love animals, I really do

>>213853515
revengeofthesith-esque

>>213853434
>>213853505
She fucks white men lmao

>>213853545
she’s rather notorious

Think I'm too much of a mentally ill mong to be normal

I keep fucking up opportunities through sheer incompetence or being a mentally ill freak. I thought I would grow out of it but at 30 I'm still making monumentally poor decisions and I'm still rotting away in my childhood bedroom. Dunno why I'm so fucking useless

>>213853581
cockmogs me by far

>>213853582
i don't do the tiktoks

>>213853540
>>213853581
this evening's wank methinks

>>213853581
Corrrrrr
Right in her brapper
A shame you will be banned for posting this

>>213853587
you're such a jez lol

>>213853471
you look like that in my head so never ruin the illusion for me, hideous freak

>>213853587
ktim but also sometimes I have bursts of inspiration where I think I'm actually normal for some reason
and then I act all confident for a few days before returning to the slump

>>213853581
>shit dicking instead of using the hole made for dicking

>>213853581
bet he had poo on it

The purpose of the mullata woman is to service and bring pleasure to white mens willys and not much more

>>213853587
kaytimmy

>>213853626
why do you have to be so mean

>>213853515
catberg going mental

We should import millions of Mexicans. Hard workers and sexo women

>>213853660
post more

they arrived x

>>213853287
i drink two or three double espressos a day and my poos are fine

not the biggest fan of landlords desu

>>213853693
Checked the showers
all the cronem in there having a go on each others cocks
no time for katy LOL

>>213853729
me and who

Do you ever think about how there's probably someone in the world who is really similar to you that you'll never meet?
What if your exact doppelganger is just living his life in Slovakia or something?

>>213853708
sex with that one i reckon

ahhhhhhh yes, so glad i got to be born in london just as it becomes the worst city in the western world instead of at literally any other time period

>>213853766
not even the worst city in the uk

>>213853708
is this one of those cuckold animes that's all the rage among zoomers

>>213853747
if i believed that were possible, i'd do everything i could to find and kill him

afrekan americans be like
>whachum talmbout
what chum talm bout nibba
etc

>>213853747
I look like Laurent Koscielny

>>213853783
no idea. just started watching it

>>213853798
wtf they do be like that actually

>>213853610
>>213853650
>>213853655
Well she gets it in the fanny too

>>213853798
nahdamsayin?

Fail Army, 7th Light Mechanised Roflcopter Combat Team

>>213853773
where's this from

>>213853766
>just as it becomes the worst city in the western world
depends on your income desu
reckon it's fine city for a multi-millionnaire

>>213853773
based gookmoot
Christopher “faggot” Poole would NEVER

>>213853861
4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys"

Any of you lads want a donut?

right

riddle me this
>poop and thishit
>um pop sna dhisshit

any of your neighbours in on the motability scam?

https://www.motabilitycheck.com/

>>213853839
>no page on coomer
yawn

>>213853863
https://xcancel.com/prestonjbyrne/status/1956391746029428914

take a shower
hit the weights
do a poo

encouraging the cat

>>213853892
only if I can eat it off your knob

haven't seen you cunts speculate on that rape-murder in huddersfield

>>213853892
no thank you im not a fat ugly ugly fat cunt whos fat and ugly and ugly

won't post it for the sake of brucie still in season 3 but i'm watching a scene from a further season and feeling quite lacrimose
masterpiece

goodnight.

>>213853892
Can I have one of each since those two other ungrateful cunts don't want one

>>213853913
>>213853773
absolutely, completely, totally and 100%

B A S E D

A

S

E

D

>>213853926
Oh no you're definitely ugly

>>213853892
*waggles fingers*
Don't mind if I do!

>>213853953
post belly

>>213853901
I was looking at getting a Honda CRV because I see so many around and stopped that Idea when the google autofill was "Honda CRV motability" "honda crv motability price"

daddy putin and daddy trump sorting everything out

>>213853892
we have the best pastries in the world
no thanks

Want to die in the arms of a beautiful woman on a victorious battlefield.

Instead will likely get smothered with a pillow by a Yoruba care worker after my alzheimers has done me in.

>>213853892
Yes please, but not the one you've half-eaten

I have not slept since 7:30am Thursday morning

dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk nigga dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk nigga dwerk
clock that tea clock that tea clock that tea clock that tea
dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk dwerk nigga dwerk

>>213854014
you gon die

they actually caught rapejak and let him go

>>213854014
couldn't be me I love sleeping so I do

how do you sauce your nugs

Will be shagging the half white half native american girl again tonight
We shagged twice yesterday

gonnae listen to loads of slowcore in the autumn

begdtime for me had too many booze so

>>213854053
take them off

>>213853997
Me? Executed following a failed assault during on Rotherham during the Great Anglo-Biomass war of 2031.

niggerponte the mexican monster is here

>>213854041
souless eyes

Neoliberalpol cheering when social media spreads unrest during the arab spring
Neoliberalpol fuming when the same thing happens in his own fiefdom

>>213854074
you

>>213854055
god i wish i were you. fuck my chud incel freak life

the mods dont care about the "ponies" anymore

And Canslad?
Enjoying the lovely, lovely cans.

American education system is designed to keep us ignorant on purpose by Jews who fear an educated population rising up against them.

got the fucking tunes on ain't i

>>213854107
yes they do I've been banned 3x today

brb rolling out red carpet for daddy putin

lots of gay buggers on tonight

posting from my balcony on my solo benidorm holiday

guiding your lover's cock into another person must be one of the sweetest of agonies

Big dirty stinking bass.
What the fuck you doing? Don't fucking touch that.
Who told you to fucking touch that?
Don't you ever fucking touch that!
*Smiles at the kids mum*
Big dirty stinking bass

>>213854099
come to falmouth and i will

>>213854141
yea, disgusting
why don't you come with me, la
get away from these gay freaks

>>213854107
there are no mods theyre a myth

>>213854149
give it a cheeky jump off lad
cheeky jump into the pool
you'd 1000000% make it

Sir King Starmer

Playing the bf6 beta now

>>213854171
sorry lad x

>>213854190
how is it

Sir Ringo Starrmer

>>213854202
Its fun

>VIRGIN Media faced another massive outage, as tens of thousands of customers said they've been hit with TV issues. Complaints began flooding in at around 8.05pm with 96 reports, before skyrocketing to 73,497 by 8.35pm, according to Down Detector.

wasn't just me then

THE GOVERNMENT OF THE WORLD
IS THE FINANCIAL GOVERNMENT
THE POWER OF MONEY AND MONEY ALONE

used to wank to vine twerk compilations when i was 13
better days

>>213854204
Finally a good one

liz trus arse sex

Sir Half Ounce

>>213854138
national humiliation ritual

>>213854252
PORK MARKETS

>>213854228
Not surprised youre on virgin media

>>213854252
hate how utter wank these slogans are, 'get britain moving' wow really inspirational what a belter

>>213854267
plenty of people are

Daddy Putin telling Daddy Trump the nato hunter bidens biolabs forced him to war

love seeing yurostanis seethe whenever the US and russia meet

>>213854278
SMASH THE GANGS

>>213853892
Yes please here's my belly

right then....

Many of you coping retards owe online safety lad a MASSIVE apology

>>213854296
we're laughing, bud

>>213854304
um

>>213854296
love yanks insisting on embarrassing themselves in front of the world

nothing personnel

>>213854335
yea?

>>213853892
had a dream about donuts yesterday

sir muff diver

Barack Hussein Obuawbengo Al-Jihad Obonga

Born.......in Hawaii.

>>213854335
it's nothing new, they do it for israel too

>>213854296
havent laughed this much since trumps military parade

>>213854267
Used to be with virgin media myself, until they sold the mobile to O2.
Ibte got a crazy rollover contract that's cheap as fuck and they told me I was out of minimum contract term trying to get me to change for the same thing but double the price.
Just ignored it, big mobile trying to scare me into dropping the contract haha, fuck that shit boiii

>>213854353
elected twice, never let them forget it whenever they call you bongistan

Been here 6 days had sex once it’s just not on

There's just nothing enjoyable about this general any more.

I stink.

I'm going to take a 40 minute shower.

>>213854370
a classic for the ages

>>213854322
>we're laughing
you're shitting and crying

>>213854386
font

>>213854386
Where you at lad?

>>213854392
you just pushed back the China tariffs AGAIN.

closer to suicide than ever before!

>>213854406
Mykonos

>>213854228
Yeah my Gary Eats !!

Was buffering !!

>>213854438
>>213854438
>>213854438

yanks still defending their gay cuckold empire

>>213854392
putting our foot down like we did in '02
you did a lot of shitting and crying back then
but hey, there's always the chinese, they're reliable

>>213854431
Never been there. Are there many Brits? I'm off to Lanzarote next week

remember end of contract on virgin and them wanting me to pay £68 for 300mb bb despite new customers getting the same package for £26 and them refusing to give me the same
then having to spend 40 minutes on the phone with some indian woman to cancel
fuck virgin media

>>213854416
starmer bent over day 1
>>213854456
putting your foot down doesn't mean shit when the EU controls your finances

my knee stuck because of meniscus problems. it's really painful both physically and morally. it usually fixes itself after like 20 hours but it's still scary what if it wouldn't? I'm so scared lads

>>213854501
and yet, it does you big bitch