Thread 213857462

this flag commands instant respect

>>213857462 (OP)
Flags with blue and red are the best ones. Prove me wrong /int/
That's right you can't

>>213857462 (OP)
Why?

>>213857565
North Korea

Danes are better than us, believe it or not.
I'm proud of my country, but we are embarassing lately.

I feel neutral when I see it

>>213857666
That's the flag working it's magic.
The most susceptible will feel the most neutral they've ever felt, just calming, subtle grey anodyne waves washing upon the grey sand of the grey beach of their grey matter.

>>213857462 (OP)
It's Norwegian, isn't it? There's something scary about them

>>213857821
Boo!

>>213857857
I think it's all the black metal.

>>213857821
That they'd strangle you without so much as acknowledging your presence?

The first thing that flag makes me think of is Quisling.

>>213857926
All people living in really cold areas are like that, and understandably so

>>213857898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubryx5b5awo
This is what Norwegian black metal musicians do in the off season.

>>213857898
https://youtube.com/shorts/R0wla6Q1elY

when a norwegian flag posts you shut up and listen

>>213857949
Hey...
It might be the heatwave talking, but I'd make small talk while trying to make your eyes pop out of your head - ask you how your day was going up to that point, how the family is. I'd probably even revive you afterward and pay your tab at the bar. It's the least I can do for providing me with some entertainment in this shithole.

>>213857978
I don't have the right kind of synaesthesia to make that even remotely true.

when a norwegian flag posts I fart

Norwegians are meant to be jolly. I don't like it when edgy kids try to imitate Americans with a bunch of fuck and shit and stuff. It's especially jarring for Norwegians, because it goes against their nature.

>>213857938
Hope it makes you think of how we legally had him shot to death after the war for betraying the country for a foreign nation. Unfortunately the only people pro-killing traitors nowadays are the new quislings themselves so we're just gonna watch democracies worldwide die to foreign influences without consequence.

>>213857949
We just don't like small talk with strangers on the train. Other leaving you alone and giving you personal space I don't understand what would be creepy.

>>213858135
Every single god damned time I'm there (always with musicians, almost always with a handful of newer-ish black metal musicians), they start off by giving me the zoomer stare. After an hour or two, it's all "We're just fucking with you!"
Yeah. I know. You do this every time. It was pretty funny the first time, and the dedication to do it two years later was pretty admirable. The fifth time? It's kind of lost its lustre.

>>213857462 (OP)
>confederate flag
>commands respect

>>213858182
Lock them in a hytte and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P01hRhD0NGQ on repeat until they straighten themselves out.

>>213858239
Klassiker

>>213858239
The core gaggle of them picked my band up in a limo the first round, and they were playing something like this over the system.
My drummer was freaking out - he legit thought we were going to get murdered by a bunch of one-word, neutral expression, polka-pop-listening Norwegs who play crazy satanic music from time to time.

>>213858269
Jon Skolmen-maraton på det så. Ungdomen har blivit förledd.

>>213857898
Why does the peaceful rich autistic country produce so much black metal while third world music is all happy vibes but it’s dangerous there
Think you’re more likely to get stabbed at a reggae concert in Kingston then a black metal concert in oslo

The brown-haired Norwegians are sexy

>>213858359
Metal's usually more of a cathartic thing, aside from a handful of legit arsonists, murderers, rapists, wifebeaters, and suicides. For the most part, the most harm you'll experience outside of the pit is the occasional whiff of second hand THC vape, and maybe mild alcohol poisoning if someone near the bar likes the cut of your jib.

>>213858318
The genre is called Dansband btw. Used to be old people dance music, but most of the old people might be dead by now, unfortunately. Needs to make a comeback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trWlSCse8Qc

>>213858359
It's not entirely true, metal was pretty big in Latin America too. Medellin, Colombia actually had one of the first black metal scenes in the world, I think at the same time or even before Scandinavia

>>213858424
It's also popular with Raggare in Sweden, for whatever weird reason.

>>213858457
I could see that.
>>213858425
A lot of those early scenes were a whole lot more Venom-like (First Wave) than what would wind up coming out of Norway because of Mayhem and friends, but yeah Parabellum had the right kind of raw, poorly recorded noise to be a serious touchstone for everything that followed.

>>213857565
no argument here pal

>>213858602
Liberia and Cuba are victorious!

>>213858199
>chromosome deficienct UK flag

>>213859115
listen kid i'll let this slide for now but im not someone you wanna mess with

>>213859115
I prefer inverted norwegian flag.
Insulting iceland is a self own.

>>213859256
>>213859365
insulting a sibling is self improvement

>>213857565
Agree.

>>213858182
The zoomer stare?

>>213857978
No I don't think I will

>>213857462 (OP)
looks like a gift box
and that's it