Thread 213858240

Me on the right

>>213858240 (OP)
karaboga

just been assaulted by a homophobic australien

call a turk a jerk its never gonna work

>>213858240 (OP)
redditards don't know what armenia is sadly

Heard Cleopatra died because she was shoving snakes up her fanny and they ate threw her and crawled out of her arsehole

>>213858289
it's where system of a down came from

just went into the kitchen and my cat was doing this

Sydney Sweeney
SS
She is a Nazi and is pushing to make racism normal again like in the 1990s

>>213858317
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1745958097616756.webm

lol syncs perfectly

You're drunk Toby!
I'M SAD YOU FUCKING BITCH

>>213858328
i want to repost but i cant "post" the images of the "derpy" because of the parasite mods

‘All I Want’ by Olivia Rodrigo has surpassed 1 BILLION streams on Spotify.

It becomes her ninth song to achieve this.

>>213858345
what mods

Any gay lad want a lick

In uns selbst allein, liegt die Zukunft des deutschen Volkes.

>>213858351
prole slop

this is a 10/10

>>213858335
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755304851632692.webm

>>213858365
they only delete the "ponies" but not the "BE flag" spam/flooding

>>213858240 (OP)
turkish pepo be like

jisoo was a good op

>>213858240 (OP)
Armenian genocide never happened but it should have

>>213858385
Based and Greekpilled.

>>213858368
can you choke me and rough me up please

>sex chatting in /brit/
ISIS was right about benders.

>>213858417
Yeah. Where you at? x

/brit/ boys xx

>>213858417
*dislocates your jaw*
there you go lad

>>213858422
Fuck up canslad, you're next

I'm a visajeet t*rkroach. AMA

>>213858335
nonce

Uncharted lands await ..... on /bant/!

>>213858461
No need to sign your posts mate

>>213858466
ain't nobody going there 'fic

>>213858475
done that freak

>>213858240 (OP)
Kek - this, is me.

hello french anon are you french or a vpn?

>>213858351
With more makeup, she can be passed as an average capitol citizen

madlad
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755184730230276.mp4

got the fan aimed at my balls

Nigga name Keir

Voila. C'est le leftypol

look at that top
why even bother
bloody women

I NEED to smell Emma Watson’s farts.

>>213858512
Ah yes, the Speccy Cunt Revolutionary Guard.

>>213858496
least lefty scouser

>>213858521
harlotry is the natural state of woman

I'm high on weed do any britters smoke?

>>213858531
looks a bit liek mona wales here, need her to do some pegging scenes

>>213858422
*IS

>>213858531
her and lily collins going toe to toe to see who has the bigger forehead among brit actresses

>>213858392
indeed!

having a wank RIGHT NOW

>>213858385
>LGBT propaganda

>>213858488
im 100% french

>>213858543
Apologies.

ISIS *is* right about benders.

Inshallah, brother.

Nephew's just been born, his name is Keir in honour of the big man x

Be gay .... on /bant/!

Sir Tool Father

imagine having a jewish gf

>>213858385
Says everything about gays that they idolise historical figures who were basically bent Harvey Weinsteins.

>>213858625
no thanks

things would be going a little different if i was in england. if you lot want to pool together to get me over there to sort it out let me know

>>213858496
least cringy scouser

>>213858578
why are you shy

>>213858624
He's a paedophile btw

I think stag dos are mint

>>213858625
she would HATE my foreskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfv8OHmA5BY

Was just saying this down the pub the other day

>>213858240 (OP)
>>213858240 (OP)
>>213858240 (OP)
Based redditor

>>213858651
Um. Don't want to show my handsome Scottish face

>>213858672
fair enough!

>>213858625
[pour myself a drink and sit down after a 16h work day]
>"Well look at my little kept man, just laying about the house. Shall I bring you your slippers and pipe? I have spent awl dayeh cleaning this house, and if you think you're just going to sit there drinking while I do everything in this relationship, you've got another thing coming!"

Nah.

crazy how much times have changed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm8nFBYbp9Q

>>213858684
You're not shy, I've seen you show off, ya dirty little minx

BHARAT
H
A
R
A
T

malaysianon must be so tight xx

>>213858563
barely anybody posts her on 4chan
all we have is /mu/ kpop threads

>>213858722
Feel sorry for your toilet.

(runs directly at you so fast you die)

>>213858716
i was lonely and cold.....

all we have are /mu/ and /trash/ kpop threads so we must cope

>>213858727
highly doubt it

>>213858760
bet her poos stink something fierce

>>213858760
and /bant/ btw

>>213858757
Well I could be the one for you...

>>213858783
and >>>/b/938505426

Back in the day before sex arses, a lad would have to shag the bung of a barrel.

i think ALL people need to be slightly drunk all the time so they wouldn't hide their true selves and the world would be more authentic

>>213858711
so glad i got married years ago and settled down and didn't have to worry about this shit ever again

Women are upset about *checks notes* a 25 year old game show.

How much do I need for a deposit for a house

>>213858809
True. This for coke, though. Which is bad. I have pulled loads of women while high on coke, then the next day been expected to speak with them sober. Which is bad...?

do you even know authenticity means? i hate you people
if you're authentically this stupid and banal i hate you and if you're playing a character i hate you

>>213858844
normally a certain % of the value of the house. 20% here for a standard deposit

>>213858805
i hate /b/ because it is 95% porn and i am a recovering porn addict

been practiscing lying to my gf, actually pretty easy

>>213858865
Posting in the shota thread.

>>213858865
they never post porn in those twice threads

>>213858865
apparently they post the 'p there but i've never seen it

coke is honestly the devils drug. it makes me, a typically shy guy, completely confident, to the point I end up pulling stunners, then I can't deal with it when I sober up, and I have all these numbers in my phone, and have asked 2 burds out for the next week, and basically want to kms because I'd just rather play ps1 games in my incel room and have a wank

>>213858887
don't play stupid games

>>213858939
coke turns people into insufferable spiteful cunts and only people who were at least a bit of a cunt to start with find that in any way appealing or worth doing regularly

You cannot post the ponies

dont need porn can wank to ladies on instagram showing their bums

>>213858980
Exactly. I'm very bad with it, my nose is fucked. hate my life

so the fact they haven't blocked 4chan (if you people are in fact real and not bots) means they either have some respect for free speech and expression, or they recognize this is a useful place for intelligence gathering

>>213859014
i don't believe the dinosaurs ever existed

>>213859021
>intelligence gathering
like what? Nothing gets coordinated here even brit/pol/ is just retards arguing

>>213859021
If you had any idea what you were talking about you'd know how stupid you are for saying that

>>213859055
i assume that the government's systems are sophisticated enough they can easily determine the real identity of most posters here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAM2_6jKY0&list=RDXbAM2_6jKY0&start_radio=1

Amazon wont let me take a screenshot of this film but there's a redhead with big tits wahey

big
beautiful
putin

seasidemarks latest video where he has a wank and a chinkyman chops his head off at the moment of climax

these are fake right?

I love Emma Watson’s bum and want to sniff her farts.

>>213859063
kek this is what I think every time I see 4channers talk about nz

playing with me bawbag like a wee ned

Got the Madonna on

i cant help but think leggings should be a hate crime against incels and autism

Interesting developments…

Having a read about the history of videogames in Australia and NZ.
Pretty crazy what boomers used to spend their money on, imagine paying $80 for digital backgammon when a real backgammon board costs $5

>>213859109
seems so

might convince gfberg to get breast implants

business idea: trick people using a camera obscura

>>213859146
yeah l reckon so

>>213859153
Aryan cameltoe

>>213859130
women just show off their arse cracks and their fanny bulge and expect people to not notice

I love democracy. I love the republic.

>>213859176
would have to see her bare chest and maybe cop a feel to be 100% sure x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLrya5CH4yU&list=RDrLrya5CH4yU&start_radio=1

>>213859063
stupid how? stupid as in i'm wrong, or stupid as in it would get me in trouble
because i think the latter just makes me foolish, not stupid

>>213859179
thought this was a meme before i started going to the gym but literally all girls do this there, doesn't even look comfortable

>>213859179
they will literally point their arse in your face and the look disgusted when you cant not look

>>213859153
indian business owner?

poo got a friend in wee
poo got a friend in wee

got my willy out

What was the judges reasoning for not jailing the councillor that said "slit all their throats"?

Or is this just a big stunt from the CPS where they will review the sentences leniency and make a big hoopla and send him down?

>>213859267
who for?

me

>>213859272
Jury found him not guilty. Probably a bunch of loony lefties

do you have separate computers for personal and work lads?
i call mine the wanktop and the toiltop

>>213859114
What are some interesting misconceptions 4chan has about NZ?

>>213859153
how is this legal
you ca. literally see her minge
imagine me going out wearing nothing but some elasticated skin tight black material that hugged the outline of my cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRk5w-SFNbM
spot me lads. screaming at myself

>>213859275
For you x

Mental how quickly people have become redpilled on the "International Clique"

>>213859306
ohhh x

>>213859303
women are wonderful effect

>>213859308
the kiwi farms sub-forum?

Hello Bruce

men in womens leggings with visible bulges

>>213859272
>What was the judges reasoning for not jailing the councillor that said "slit all their throats"?
Because the jury found him not guilty. That's how jury trials work. The judge has to accept the verdict.
>>213859303
There is no law stopping you from doing this.

i think the chinks' social credit rating thing is actually a solid idea, we already have that kind of thing in all but name anyway

>>213859358
did he get his hand blown off or not?

>>213859358
indians messed up their census and had to add an extra 200 million people

sematary grave maaan

>>213859369
https://youtu.be/wYaKoDyIvWA

>>213858240 (OP)
I legit hate the modern world

>>213859369
having it be unstated is much more 1984-esque
there were no formal laws in oceania, anyone could be charged for thoughtcrime, at any time

alri thailad

>>213859369
Everyone on this site would have a rating of 0.

>>213859369
If it were actually a way to punish anti-social behaviour and criminality yeah but you know it would be used to punish political dissent and wrongthink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X65Rd7PYhqE
Any Cel'ic man in?

The modern world fucking sucks I would rather live in the past back when people had will to power and fought/struggled for their lives

>>213859252
*nods from across the channel*
i got you brother

>>213859369
prefer singapore where antisocial twats get flogged and druggies get executed

>>213859397
Free markets need some leeway, if it ever got too strict what's it called would be what's it called

>>213859376
not him but i saw some white kid get his hand blown off

>>213859404
the fact is that more people are conscious than ever before, but they are also more oppressed
if you were just a random person in the past, in all likelihood you would have no idea what's really going on

>>213859391
be an authoritarian government that's worth being loyal to and i won't be a subversive little scoundrel, simple as

fuckin hot innit, dont know how wogs live like this 24/7, must be why they're so stupid and impulsive

Genuinely just love to suck down huge bottles of water
Something so satisfying about it

>>213859438
must be why they all come up here

>>213859404
grow up

>>213859433
People are vaguely aware that something is wrong but actual political/philosophical consciousness is at an all time low. There is a major deficit in serious political theory right now.

>>213859404
wish I lived in medieval times and just had to toil in the fields and shag my potato faced angloid wife

>>213859453
>huge bottles of water
that how you call them these days, eh?

>>213859468
grow up

>>213859453
Yeah love chugging a big bottle of water me haha

might time travel back to cowboy times and blow my head off with a colt single action army

>>213859454
oi french lad, i saw a youtube video talking about france and how it is very centralised around paris (like the uk with london) but the fella pointed out that the because the state is very open about this people are ok with it and see it as a part of national unity is this true?

>>213859433
Thing is that sadly capitalism destroys people it makes brother kill brother but also corrupts culture and beliefs

>>213859467
I wish I could have lived in the shire

>>213859282
>>213859357
>Jury
In a case like this how many out of 12 have to find him not guilty for him to get a not guilty?

Mental how capitalism is so morally bankrupt that people think Jesus was a socialist just because he was fairly nice.

any fenian bastard in?

it has been 16 days since my last drink

Small businesses have always operated best when rules and restrictions are lax. Small businesses are what the world was built on the back of. There would be no philosophy (need commercial centers), no cities, no written language without small businesses.

>>213859517
Maybe mao and lenin were kind of right

>>213859492
eh, capitalism is just survival of the fittest really
it's just too discriminating past a certain point, there needs to be a mix

>>213859523
godspeed la

>>213859483
do you actually have a time machine

>>213859484
well yea it's all centralised around paris, jacobinisme and all that but it's not very popular, quite the contrary if anything
>>213859481
no and i'm grooving too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7exJ6XweeI

love those pencil skirts office bints wear that are tight around the bum

>>213859517
Not really the reason.
They think that because he smashed up the synagogue when they were selling stuff but they completely miss the context of it basically being like someone sitting on your front porch selling shite

>>213859538
if i did i probably wouldn't be suicidal

also love those pleated skirts bints in general wear that are loose around the legs but, again, tight around the bum

>>213859512
It has to be 10 out of 12 for the verdict to be accepted, otherwise they get locked away until the come back with a new verdict.
In this case is was unanimous, they all agreed he was not guilty.

>watch Black Mirror episode where this girl can warp reality however she wants
>have daydreamed about what I'd do with the same power for months now
What am I like?

>>213859530
The mcdonald workers produce up to 90k profits a year but they only get paid 13 to 16 an hour shouldn't the workers get to be able to profit off their work

i think there could have been an anglosphere country established around the turn of the 20th century in some reality, and i think it could have turned out nicely

>>213859559
never waste a suicide, take 'em bastards down with you *points mirror at you*
yea there's the bastard keepin' you down

>>213859593
i'd probably make girls have sex with me haha

>>213859593
fairly common thing to daydream about ent it

ok no more posting photos of children, since it obviously upsets some of people itt

the image ive attached? thats a painting not a photo.

now then...

>>213859598
it lives on in my hoi4 save

>>213859540
yeah in the uk everyone fumes about how the country i basically governed as just london and some extra bits but the video the lad said people liked it that way in france. it seemed very odd considering france is more regionally diverse than the uk

>>213859512
Normally jury verdicts have to be unanimous for guilty, so 1. In rare cases the judge can accept a majority verdict, meaning 11-1. This happened recently in the Manchester Airport trial, likely to stop another riot. No prizes for guessing the ethnicity of the juror who likely acquitted them.

used to daydream about being able to possess the bodies of other kids at my school and then raping the fit teachers and getting away with it while the lads i possessed get arrested for rape

>>213859604
It would mean nothing and you'd be as unhappy as you are now. You'd have to have rules for yourself or you'd go mad with power.

>>213859615
you post ugly children 99% of the time btw

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x2eM5MBp2Vw

*enters your sleep village*

>>213859621
yea we don't like it, hence all the riots from time to time

I always dreamed of visiting Paris and Tokyo as a kid but right now I have the chance to but I am kind of old around 22

>>213859645
just play asscreed Unity, spare yourself the darkies

>>213859638
>tf
>tp

omds

go on then, give me an example of what you consider beauty

>>213859615
Why did you do this

>>213859654
Eh Paris is not as bad as Boston everyone in Boston is Asian I am one of the few non Asians in my neighborhood

>>213859592
>10 out of 12 for
wow

>In this case is was unanimous, they all agreed he was not guilty.
Do you have anymore details?

>found not guilty of encouraging violent disorder by a jury
Really struggling to understand how but maybe its some technicality in his wording the the offence he was charged with

>>213859633
ain't nun SNP cud do

big thick log of poo in my vagina

>>213859664
Wicked smaht... say it!

>>213859661
because im trying to make an effort to change, for the better.

>>213859664
asians are a step up from africans

deeply regret that wank

felt an earthquake this morning, that's unusual

>>213859626
crazy. It has to be some sort of technicality. Like even though he inciting violence it wasnt encouraging violent disorder as that requires him to encourage others to do so?!

want to count how much money i've got in my coin jar but don't want to shatter the fantasy about it potentially being more than i expected

Feel bad for all the Rorke freedom fighters last year who were told to plead guilty

>>213859685
elaborate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_NQOLrc-s&list=RDbR_NQOLrc-s&start_radio=1
:) :)

How is your relationship with your siblings?

>>213859698
I was reading about the law earlier and it has to be something like a reasonable person would have to fear imminently for their safety. More likely though is that they just agree with the sentiment and chose to acquit him on that basis.

im not posting cathy or her mum, jen, anymore. out of respect. rip little eagle (sandy hook eagles)

>>213859595
I like how you think a McDonald's worker taking your order is somehow responsible for the entire fucking process and they aren't just heating up food and putting it into a fucking bag for you
you retards should never be allowed to vote

>>213859720
kind of worried she stole 40 000€ from me haha

>>213859711
had like £50 at one point but then stopped using cash and it's now been about £4.50 in 1p and 2p coins for the past five years

>>213859698
i voted to let him off :^)

>>213859658
i used to live in NY and posted under a American flag btw

Unusable YouTube Theory
The theory that YouTube is unusable

BAME brother acquitting each other and locking down timmies

>>213859720
Non-existent at this point. Hope he's well

>>213859669
Basically he used the pure satire defence

>>213859723
Yeah that makes sense, so its the police/cps's fault for not charging him with the correct charge

>>213859711
it was $23.35

>>213859720
don't speak to them

>>213859746
>old
>lanklet
>blonde (not redhead)

to each his own

>>213859742
:^p

>>213859754
:)

>>213859716
haha look at all those women going in to buy fancy knickers from the victoria's secret

Ignorance is Bliss theory
The theory that all knowledge empirically leads to the same conclusion: that Everything must Die eventually

>>213859758
Take it to the coinman and tell him it's $25

>>213859749
yea i hate darkies too for legitimate too but shush, there's a lovely rose singing
>>213859716

Washington, Oregon or Idaho?

Massive spider just ran across my desk in front of me. Fucking Loony Tunes bullshit

>>213859784
Washington: Normie
Oregon: Woke
Idaho: Chud

>>213859684
Not sure the Chinese people here sell illegal fireworks and all gamble in street corners

>>213859784
Maine.

rorke struggling to understand the british trial that's been around for over a thousand years

>>213859784
Let me tell you why it's Washington. The Hoh rain forest.

>>213859789
3 inches isn't massive m8 despite what your mum told you

>>213859807
Anyone who eats lobster in a hotdog roll isnt normal

>>213859806
oh ffs they invented fireworks!

>>213859806
Yes, and? Africans shoot each other to death on public streets, lol.

>>213859833
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo in a hot dog roll.

>>213859822
>The Hoh rain forest.
Is that where bigfoot lives?

Be honest

How many of you are circumcised?

>>213859820
Trial by jury, much like democracy, is only possible in an ethnically homogenous, high-trust society.

Rah

>>213859795
Makes sense

>>213859853
about tree fiddy

>>213859853
not me, i'm from a real country

the missus mixes viagra and ketamine into my water bottle then sucks me off as im paralysed and unable to move despite having spine tingling orgasms

should i report this?

BOSH

>>213859853
Fuck of golem

>>213859901
is she ugly/fat?

>>213859902
speedo
SPEEDO

>>213859907
My penis is entirely intact.

>>213859841
>>213859838
The local Chinese grocery store was raided because it was a strip club and poker place in which they would all some cigarettes drink tsangtao beer and gamble

>>213859901
Neigh

>>213859927
I don't get it, do you want me to repeat myself? The exact same point applies

The 'za

silent movie gf pls

>>213859901
to who? the orgasm police?

>>213859942
love thin crust. looks good

>>213859944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_gly_fIfEE


respect joan of arc she died in trousers and didnt afraid of anything

>>213859901
dicey dicey

>>213859901
corr

>>213859852
Absolutely does live there, don't blame him either. That whole region is beautiful. I smoked DMT in the Hoh, you know what I'm saying, and it didn't work, and then at night in the car we were sleeping in I saw a bunch of hooded ghost men like ring wraiths in the fog trees.

>>213859958
yea and i'm from guyenne
respect my authoritah!

>>213859941
I am saying Chinese will literally find a place in any major city then proceed to drink like fish and smoke like chimneys inside

>>213859852
>The Hoh rain forest
It's where your mum lives

>>213859985
So what?

get it made

>>213860003
A Chinese kid in my school ate the class hamster because his dad got drunk so he cooked and gave him some

Rorke. Out with it

>>213860007
wish i could, won't

>>213860026
>>213860026
>>213860026

>>213860016
I don't believe you honestly but lmao I guess you have some sort of point if true

>>213859981
>at night in the car we were sleeping in I saw a bunch of hooded ghost men like ring wraiths in the fog trees.
Yeah this is why ive avoided psychedelics

Would love to do the Pacific Northwest trail.