Thread 213858522

>christians in america will schizophrenically babble some nonsense and it's considered "the language of god"
how do these niggas have nukes

>>213858522 (OP)
kek

>>213858522 (OP)
>these same fuckers exist in Brazil
We must do something about the evangegue infestation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw946ITWO1U

>>213858522 (OP)
Thirdies are basically all hylics. Obviously you wouldn't understand our esoteric language

>>213858522 (OP)
They readily admit they make it up.
As in lying, a mortal Sin.
The Lion will spit them out.

>>213858522 (OP)
Protestantism is a hell of a drug. Half of them convinced themselves that being joyless worker bee autists is what God wanted, and another half realized they could convince their congregations to vote Republican to protect their tax free status and that's how you get the evangelical movement

>>213858522 (OP)
Labaxuia decanta rabasaia aiudi xana kaisaia

>>213858665
>joyless worker bee autists is what God wanted
I work hard and I play hard kiddos.

>>213858558
>>213858522 (OP)
Mass executions
Shallow graves

>>213858665
Lutherans are not like that tho
Luther singed drank and danced

>>213858709
Calvinists are like that though, and that's where most Evangelical traditions have their roots at

>>213858522 (OP)
>>213858558
>>213858665
Has this phenomenon been studied? Is it a hysteria-induced kind of hallucination, does it have to do with dissimulated sexual stimulation, or some kind of effect that gatherings of people on the same euphoric wavelength have? Whatever it is, the CIA has probably studied and made a report on it

>>213858827
>the CIA has probably studied and made a report on it
I suspect it's a CIA psy-op. Think about it: mk-ultra disguised as religion. You can't block it because of freedom of religion. Also notice evangelicals are die-hard zionists and would die for Israel in the blink of an eye.

>>213858522 (OP)
The people who do that shit aren't the ones with nukes. Pentecostals (and, to a lesser extent, Evangelicals in general) have their strongest base of support among poor people of various ethnic backgrounds.

>>213858827
It was actually. I remember a paper that related it with euphoric religious movements like Bacchus's cults.
>Whatever it is, the CIA has probably studied and made a report on it
In Brazil they're the ones that brought the religion here

>>213859101
Not yet.
But they're growing.
>>213858816
Sad but true. I like lutherans

>>213859015
>>213859139
So it's a psyop, and these guys are just growing exponentially here, both of immigrant background and natives. Fuck, I'm going to have to die for Israel, haven't I?

>>213858827
Its some sort of shamanisic behaviour.
Its frenzy.
There is obviously some patterns that estimulqte people psychosexually and those patterns tend to stick because they enable frenetic behaviour

Primitive socieites are full of frenzy, meanwhile more sophisticated ones create social inhibitors to keep frenzy away

>>213858522 (OP)
Catholics
>oracle in delphi saying gibberish? demon. says it right here in ACT 16:18
>BUT ALSO JUSTIN THE MARTYR SAYS THE ORACEL OF DELPHI SAYS JEWS ARE THE ONLY HOLY PEOPLE. CONVERT YOU PAGAN RETARDS NOW

Protestants
>oracle in delphi saying gibberish? demon. says it right here in ACT 16:18
>Anyway..... SPREPTO BISMALLLAY POOODOOO WALMARIO CONCORDOFRJFIFWPGIERGJRLWGK

>>213859321
Lol people of the book never once

>>213858522 (OP)
America is ran by jews not by christians

>>213858522 (OP)
>My trad-cath sect that worships a schizophrenic Jew on a stick is superior to this other offshoot sect.

How and why did we end up with three flavors of Y*wheism?

>>213858522 (OP)
It's literal Dalit behavior. They are the dalits of the white race.

>>213859165
>Lutherans
>Quakers
>Mormons
>Evangelists
>Eastern Orthodox
>Catholicism
>Protestant
>Methodist
>Jehovah witnesses
>Church of England
Wtf, why is only Christianity this autistic?

>>213858522 (OP)
It's based on a misunderstanding of Acts. What happened in that book was that the Holy Spirit made it so that when the Apostles spoke everyone heard it in their own language. Not made them speak a language no one could understand.