Thread 213860790

Stan! edition

MOTHERFUCKER I SAID I WAS GONNA MAKE IT
THAT'S TWICE IN A ROW NOW

>>213860790 (OP)
The other anon won't like this edition.
>>213860779

>>213860790 (OP)
i didn't go out to buy weed, now they're closed and i'm spending this friday night sober. great.

>>213860810
Just make it anyways. Fuck goshcel

>>213860790 (OP)
>Stan Marsh
More like Stan DARSH

Vote
https://strawpoll.com/wby5QWVV1yA

Brian's mom owns a flowershop in chicago at Randolph Street with Michigan Avenue, thank you

in the name of the eternal divine brians arms will break and his eyes will bleed so mote it be

>>213860810
Maybe the Mexicans just work faster and harder than you.

>>213860833
>Brian's mom owns a flowershop in chicago at Randolph Street with Michigan Avenue, thank you
is this true?

Wife said she wants a baby because her cousin who is 4 months older is pregnant
Guess it’s time to start raw dogging
Probably gonna post pictures of a positive pregnancy test or something in a few weeks unless one of us is barren

>>213860831
I refuse to recognize the existence of any of these characters.

born to chill, play video games and wank to homosexual pornography

forced to participate in spiritual warfare against tyrannical elites possessed by chaotic entities

Tyler the creator's new song is awful. Tiktok tier shit

>>213860855
brian will use that pregnancy test picture to curse you with a stillborn

I emailed Terrone’s dad a screenshot of their address and photos of Terrone wearing a Hezbollah shirt
My email said “Your son is a supporter of Islamic terror and a traitor.”

Brian’s a Highland Park working-class guy

Tell Brian that his curses give you good luck. That will trigger him into instantly starting his gay spam so he can fuck off

>>213860855
Good luck

>>213860872
My dad was married three times (my mom is the third marriage) and has 9 kids in total, my mom has 3 kids including me
My wife has 4 siblings
We’re a fecund pair

>>213860840
you've attempted several curses on me and none of them have manifested

>>213860874
why aren't you sending those to ICE

>>213860895
they are slow moving curses

>>213860869
The last thing he did as far as I'm concerned is Cherry Bomb, I tuned out to everything after that

>>213860874
I'm gonna submit a tip to the FBI and post those pictures of him all over Reddit. Hopefully, his house gets raided soon. Either he gets swatted or squatted by Antifa left-wing idiots.

>>213860869
>Tyler the creator's
That nigga makes music for literal kids

>>213860914
all of humanity is gay
>>213860904
more like you're slow (because you're retarded)

>>213860879
Thanks bud
She knows about my autism with English history so she agreed to name a son after an English king, but her grandfathers are named George and Richard and those are names I wanted anyway
She wants Maude for a daughter though since that’s my grandma

>>213860914
real

>>213860896
>>213860918
I don’t want do anything illegal but for some reason I don’t like attentionwhores on the chon and I want to ruin him

>>213860922
when your arms break and eyes bleed you are going to remember my post

I'm determined to get something done by the end of the day

i need to escape to a bunker in new zealand with my billionaire friends before society collapses

>>213860951
If society collapses, New Zealand will fall victim to famine and possible race wars

God, i love doubling-down on a mistake. forget shooting yourself in the foot, i wanna blow the whole leg off.

I’m fuckin gay, but only in the sense that I want to feel hot guys’ muscles and lick their abs and frot up against their hard cocks while I french kiss them on the mouth.

Why do people hate Applebee's?

>>213860948
*blocks your path*

Diarrhea

>>213860988
Their food is greasier than terrone's hair

>>213860988
It's just fun to hate, like Nickleback.

>>213860981
holy based

>>213860988
I don't know the difference between applebees, chilis or tgi fridays

Hate is not great.

and then we make em eat a shit sandwich

I had a lesbian math teacher who would always tell us that you couldn't call a straight line straight since a line is straight by definition, so fucking gay, thank you

>>213861042
You're welcome mother fucker

I hate niggers so fucking much

i've had my mind changed about the right hand path. who says one cannot dabble with both darkness and light?

>>213861016
This is how you resist fanta hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qODu0y6UVeI

I fucking love boobs

wonder why lesotho of all countries has the highest suicide rates

>>213861081
Same
Buttcheeks, even more

hey Brian what do you think of this

i want to marry a korean woman who has D cup breasts

above D is gross imo

>>213861064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho72b5YnfUc
why the fuck are Americans shouting at police officers while having fucking frappucinos in the middle of the night? Does no one work? What the fuck? Fuck a fucking duck, fuck!!!!!!!!! Thank you

i'm going to contact a priest to get a gregorian mass done. i'm not gonna tell them it's for a spirit guide though. i'll just say it's for a relative if they ask.

What is your platonic ideal of a U.S state, if you could magically make/change one to fit your desires?
What's its history, demographic, culture, weather, food like? Only rule is that it has to be relatively realistic.

I'm hungry as fuck, I need something like >>213861096

obsession with female butts is a gateway to homosexuality btw

>>213861087
Weird. Black people in the US have a very low suicide rate compared to other races.

>>213861096
i support sex workers. female empowerment is cool.

>>213861096
if would be better if she had testicles and fur all over her butt

>>213861087
You made me wonder too, Wikipedia says this:

>Reasons behind the suicide rates in Lesotho include poverty, unemployment, bad living conditions and gender-based violence.[2] Evidence suggests a relationship between suicidal behaviour and economical variables, affecting countries with high poverty rates.[6]

>Stigma against mental illness and lack of mental health services have been cited as major factors against suicide prevention in Lesotho.[7] Lesotho has no national mental health policy and the country's only psychiatric unit hasn't had a psychiatrist since 2017.[2]

>>213861118
they're usually murdered before they get a chance to kill themselves

>>213861112
california already is the ideal. except make the whole state walkable and ban cars.

>>213861116
What about obsession with their feet

>>213861141
Based and true

>>213861141
lmao, good luck making the central valley, tahoe, or the foothills walkable

>>213861127
yeah but those are the reasons they give for every country. it's gotta be something else. maybe suicide isn't as much of a stigma over there

>>213861160
by the whole state, i mainly mean southern california. and mainly coastal southern california. i couldn't care less about the rest of the state.

>>213861134
Black communities were very peaceful before the CIA introduced crack cocaine and gangsta rap to them.

%triforce

>>213861168
bullshit libtard opinion

>>213861165
It also has worse weather than most thirdie countries. It's cold and wet due to its high altitude

>>213861168
Yes, this is true.
White communities were very peaceful before the CIA introduced black people to them.

i still venerate god. but yahweh isn't god.

>>213861188
Hes a soyjak idk how you guys haven't figured this out
He hates American politics but spends all day with us for like 10 years

>>213861112
Weather: Virginia, Southern Pennsylvania, West Virginia, North-Central/Northeastern Kentucky, Southern Ohio kinda weather. Transition zone between humid subtropical and hot summer humid continental.
Demographics: Majority white, old stock Virginians/Kentuckians
History: Kentucky minus the slavery
Culture: Kentucky minus the slavery
Industry/architecture: Ohio Valley river-town vibes
Food: Southern/generic american food.

Basically just Kentucky desu.

>>213861168
ignore the chud replies to your post. they're retarded and uneducated.

>>213861168
Why would the CIA sabotage America like this?

>>213861189
oh wow i didn't know that. that could be it

>>213861201
cope. your ugly boring flyover state will never be as interesting or culturally relevant as southern california.

>>213861168
>gangsta rap
I mean what about the lyrics of such genre? No way gangsta rap came before the crime.

Baited a few (You)s by giving an ironic reply award.

>>213861223
i'm a cisgendered male. but i support my trans sisters.

me? i was too smart tor reply to that post

>>213861237
>merely pretending
fuck off retard

>>213861237
WHEN YOU DRIVE IN YOUR CAR
IM YO BABY
LOSING ALL MY INNOCENSE IN THE BACK SEAT

>>213861236
Rap was like "a hip, a hop, a hippity hop" before crack ruined everything

>>213861250
he got you and you know it

imagine being a homo and not getting to enjoy this

what a cursed existence.

Currently cuddling with a puppy
I can't post pics because it's not my dog, but she is a chocolate lab

>>213861251
>Diet Pepsi?
I take a classic coke instead.

if the deep state didn't have such a stronghold over this country, i'd probably settle down in miami.
but costa rica will do. and i will live on my off grid homestead while society collapses.

I actually prefer not to bait people because I reached a higher plateau of 4chan enlightenment. Instead, I engage in kindposting, friendshipposting, and gaychineseposting.

>>213861230
my state is literally california, you actual fucking retard

One pepsi free please

Californiaaaaaa

I come here and post low quality bait everyday. but I still consider myself part of the community

>>213861283
Addison Rae is the best pop star of our generation

Fuuuuuck I’m so fucking gay mmmph I’m sooo fucking chinese

imagine being str*ight and not getting to enjoy this

>>213861310
Keep it

>>213861293
clearly you don't belong there. go move to arkansas where you'll be around like minded individuals.

>>213861281
a fellow man of culture, i see.

>>213861308
why are gay asians so self hating and worship white men? it's cringe and off putting

>>213861310
the gay attraction to 'bears' has to be some repressed trauma or something.

>you dont belong there because I'm too stupid to read
lmao!

>>213861316
i will. faggot sex is a blessing. no birth control needed.

i can walk into any locker room and be a horny faggot as much as i want. you can't do the same in female locker rooms as a man.

>>213861264
>>213861326
Man the harpoons

>>213861334
sorry i'm attracted to masculinity and not little boys

>>213861304
>Addison Rae
She sounds like a discount version of Lana Del Rey.

>>213861326
UFFFFF

>>213861343
if you're not a liberal, why the fuck are you even there? you're a loser there.
>>213861345
of course straight men have no idea what hygiene is. you can douche your butthole with water so there's no poop.

Brian has terrible taste in men

Brian has AIDS and is going to Hell.

>if youre not a retarded leftist, why are you there!
Lmao, Brian just going all in

>>213861334
a large percentage of homosexuals were sexually abused when they were kids

this is fact that libtards refuse to accept even tho it is backed by statistics and medical literature

i used magic eraser sponge to remove a rubber transfer mark on my car's paint and it work really well. thank you mr. clean.

i really need a gif of al simmons in spawn when all those bombs are set and he walks in and goes, "what the hell is going on here?" because i left to have a drink and play a mission in doom and the thread got all gay.

>>213861301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m7Z9S3y6zE

>>213861326
Thicc is a tightrope tough. Got to make sure it in the right place and the correct amount.

>>213861384
>hell
you can gain some pretty cool powers there. satan is my patron demon.

I want you to tell me more about Jason and more about Brian. Please tell me about Dave. I also want to hear about Steve and Doug. Also some Gary and maybe some Matt. And what about Eric? And don’t forget John, Jimmy, and James.

>>213861390
my cousin jerked me off when i was 8. but i enjoyed it and it was consensual.

>>213861400
How is her stomach so flat?

>>213861400
her belly button turns in to a triangle when she bounces like that

Amerika girl

desire to betray my ancestors intensifying

is there some kind of food or vitamins I can take for my liver? Its felt like shit lately

>>213861438
Stop drinking

>>213861435
Can you make the image realistic? Idk how to use AI

if you're not attracted to dicks, WTF is wrong with you?

>>213861416
The swimming suit is holding it back

Brian is sexually attracted to the Indian flag.

>>213861449
I only drink once a week tho

Who is your favourite political / cultural theorist?

being straight is a mental illness

>>213861449
NEVER!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaand it has begun.

alright taking your bets now - how long do we think janny will leave it up for? 30 minutes? 40? an hour? place your bets!

>>213861484
Machiavelli

i'm obsessed with penis. i WORSHIP penis.

There is a peculiar absence of janitorial staff in this establishment.

pretty sad he still hasnt gone anywhere in life and still resorts to spamming dicks here every time he's unbanned

>>213861501
janny only bans you if you make a post against indians

*sigh* this nigga... we get it you like cock

pretty sad you're still a sexless chud who posts on 4channel every day

>>213861508
he's permabanned, he just ban evades by changing his IP like everyone

>>213861501
someone make the sacrifice and say the T word

I'm attracked to dicks, but only if they're affixed to women.

>>213861528
maybe janny should rangeban his cuckshack in the ghetto

He does it because you dummies are incapable of simply ignoring him. Same as literally any other bait in the history of the internet.

>https://strawpoll.com/wby5QWVV1yA/results
And most of you voted for Goshy ...

>>213861550
janny likes the cocks why would zir do that

>>213861543
>attracked
attracted

average conversation between two straight males

Gfberg is asleep but catberg has mega zoomies and keeps attacking my feet
Anyway watched the last unicorn
Wish i was high for it

look at this. how could you NOT be obsessed with this

>>213861555
pedocel has been here longer

>>213861567
this is the freedom liberals want to destroy

Go to sleep you little cunt

>>213861552
He did it months ago and everyone ignored him and he literally spammed them for an hour before he was banned, no one was even replying to him.

>>213861594
well that doesn't count because... you should have ignored him even harder!

south park is reddit

>>213861609
classic SP was pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeIxTbxvP0

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on Brian, a sinner.

>>213861490
about 11 minutes, looks like.

>>213861567
Wow, Ohio is really grim.

>>213861621
a new janny record! just imagine if that was something illegal like cheese pizza! boy oh boy would janny be in trouble!

>>213861624
Skibidi Toilet Ohio Matcha Dubai Chocolate Labubu Crumbl Cookie

i'm the chujak meme if he was wildly optimistic about how good the future was going to be :)

I still have no idea what dubai chcolate even is

zoomers are like the absolute worst parts of millennial culture distilled and concentrated + negro slang turned up to 11

history will not be kind to them.

>>213861642
The West… has not fallen! :)

>>213861651
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_chocolate

>>213861635
They should name a vape juice like that.

>>213861651
It's a chocolate bar with pistachios and tahini. You can make it at home it's not that hard.

>>213861651
Dubai chocolate (Arabic: شوكولاتة دبي) is a style of chocolate bar filled with kadayif (chopped filo pastry) and a pistachio-tahini cream. It was created in 2021 by Fix Dessert Chocolatier, an Emirati chocolatier in Dubai.[1] Dubai chocolate was popularized in 2024 by influencers on social media, especially those on TikTok, and has since been imitated by vendors worldwide.

thanks chatgpt

Just found out that Virginia and West Virginia are two different states.
Why the fuck isn't one called East Virginia like they do with the Dakotas?
Why do people talk about NorCal and SoCal when they're just one state of California?

>>213861672
Fact check I just copy pasted the Wikipedia article intro

the redditor who was addicted to using the emdash so much that it left a mark on chatgpt should kill himself

>>213861669
Its not that good

my name isn't chatgpt. it's jonathan.

>>213861674
because NorCal is based and SoCal is gay

>>213861669
>Chocolatier
most reddit profession in history

>>213861674
>Just found out that Virginia and West Virginia are two different states. Why the fuck isn't one called East Virginia like they do with the Dakotas?
West Virginia is a Civil War era breakaway region of the much older state of Virginia. There weren’t two Virginias when the state of Virginia was originally named.

WHAT THE FUCK, THE ALARM I SET WENT AWAY

FUCK YOU, SIRI

Yukon is the absolute coolest name you can have for a place.

>>213861688
You hate fun

Are you guys gonna have a war?

HOLY SHIT IM STARVING

>>213861701
No

I was a bad wife to my husband

>>213861692
idk, i think Solid Snake's Big Burger And Sex Palace is a cooler name

>>213861688
>more reddit than being a reddit mod

>>213861701
I'm at war with myself

>>213861722
Internet moderator is not a profession

>>213861701
Im gonna have sanna suffocate me with her thighs in a chokehold around my throat

There's a candy shop in Canada called the Nutty Chocolatier and it's pretty based.

>>213861689
Intradesting

>>213861692
What about "Saskatchewan"

>>213861708
gas stations are open 24/7
>>213861730
yes it is

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang

>>213861735
sweets were ruined for me after I hit puberty. all that sugar is fucking gross

>>213861731
>Anime version is actually hotter WHAT???????

>>213861742
no that's actually one of the worst names possible

trying out the new doom game. it's very fun, and it blows my mind they have this whole story about it now, but i feel like i'm playing it wrong. all i do is shoot the shotgun and let the machine gun on my shoulder work on the tough guys.

>>213861749
black licorice also curb stomps any sweet

>>213861751
stop looking at so much anime pornography

>reddit: the zoomer ages
HARD pass

>>213861751
>make her hotter

Why does America hate us so much
We helped you bomb brownoids in the desert
We could totally just bomb the fuck out of Saudi Arabia and Russia if we linked up we can even bomb Iran

>>213861745
I've got a slouch belly, I must starve myself.

>>213861760
>>213861749
i feel bad for you guys

>>213861776
>1776
british cumslut
>>213861780
black licorice is good albeit

>>213861776
i don't hate canada or canadians. i just don't think about you at all.

>>213861751
>make her kawaii

JD Vance is not charismatic btw

I don’t care for the North American place names that are injun words. The most SOVLful are probably the ones named after monarchs or other nobles like Virginia, Georgia, the Carolinas, or Prince Edward Island. Rhode Island gets an honourable mention for (probably) being named after the Mediterranean island of Rhodes. The next best after that are the “New X” places like New York or Nova Scotia.

>>213861776
2004 WCF

>>213861797
you're really bad at this prompt engineering thing

>>213861815
LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>213861751
let's post hot, white blonde, blue-eyed girls

>>213860790 (OP)
Wouldn't be surprised if Matt and Trey made the next episode into a misadventure with Kyle and Wendy on finding the Epstein list.

>>213861797
we're not allowed to post emojis but tripfags can freely post AIslop. nice website
>>213861799
To be fair, you have to have an in depth understanding of the english language to find JD Vance charismatic.

I should get a pet capybara.

swarthy europeans like greeks and spaniards tend to be quite rude in my experience

>>213861805
I can’t believe I forgot the only place in North America that has an English name that just represents itself, and isn’t referential to anything else: Newfoundland

>>213861831
never had any problem with spaniards when I visited Espana. Even my school chum from 5th grade I still see sometimes is cool

>>213861829
they don't make good pets, i read. they have a lot of water needs and they don't do well captive.

>>213861820
What do you think about the Amerikkkan adult actress Kylie Page?

Clues by sam solved in less than two minutes

>>213861831
madone…

>>213861829
>I should get a pet capybara.

>>213861846
but can it solve why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>213861840
don't catholics eat them or something

>>213861860
Is that a ghibli plapjak

>>213861833
Northwest territories

babe wake up new karl jobst

>>213861866
yes

>>213861856
High fructose corn syrup

>>213861870
the fact a 10 year long feud was started because the guy may or may not have used MAME is fucking crazy.

>>213861868
Newfoundland is more whimsical and fun. Northwest Territories is boring. It sounds like England’s boring ass modern administrative regions like Southwest England.

if my lasagna is burnt /overdone inside because that piece of SHIT phone of mine deleted my alarm I will be furious

>>213861845
a random south brazilian girl is hotter than her, thank you

>>213861776
Just banter

>>213861909
>>213861909
it it's not like shoe leather on the outside it won't be burnt on the inside

now i want to eat some cannelloni

>>213861894
no it's not

>>213861924
could pass as a local in Northern Mexico btw

>>213861930
the cheese and marinara still looked liquidy/non solid but there were burnt char marks on some of the edges and the noodles looked crispy

im back

why do people in /cum/ cum so much? Thank you

over ate while high award

>>213861949
No she couldn't lmao, blondes are rare even in southern california itself

>>213861924
>south brazilian girl
For me it's Gisele Bündchen.

>>213861951
k keep us posted once it cools enough to bite into it

>>213861958
I just like to have daily sex with my wife is all

the gf

>>213861955
hello back i'm front

I want to make chicharrónes with human skin.

>>213861967
when i lived in America i once had a coworker that was blonde and she was from Durango

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeDuBwC3WPs&t=9m22s
Samsung: HERRO?
Xiaomi: HARRO!
Samsung: WHAT YOU WAN
Xiaomi: YOU WAN ORDER
Samsung: HARRO!?

>>213861989
Yuck

I've decided to drink myself to death

>>213861979
FRAU!?

>>213861986
The black tranny women run way faster.

Let me hit your cart I'm feenin

>>213862028
doesnt seem like it will pay off in the end

If we had polar bears roaming the streets we wouldn't have nearly as many Indians. It's just a theory but I think it's pretty sound.

>>213861979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3Q9yjdmmY

>>213862058
It'll take some time but you'll see
You'll all see

>>213862054
>implying I watch womens track for the results

Realistically speaking, what the fuck Timmy gon do

>>213862054
>semen

>>213861751
the ai aged her up in an unfortunate way

>>213862077
cum inside blonde/red white pussy

would you rather have free McDonalds or free pizza for the rest of your life

>>213862101
Facts. Even for day-to-day life.
>Oh you've got jokes?
>Let me tell you some of my jokes

>>213862125
any 'za?

>>213862125
Where's the pizza from?

>>213862131
>>213862133
your favourite 'zaria

>>213862125
Definitely 'za love me some 'za

ayo the pizza here

>>213862140
Then pizza, obviously

>>213862140
McDonald’s sucks dick compared to my favourite pizzeria. Not even close. I’d probably rather have top quality burgers over top quality pizza THOUGH

>>213862048
Hello, Lum! Why would you ignore me and lust after gringo women???
Brasil fantastico!

lasagna came out ok

there are plaster bagworms crawling up the walls of your place and under your bed right now

>>213862125
Free pizza for sure
I'd order tons of pizza to every party I go to and people know me as the pizza guy

I am pleased by the results of my poll. Pizza is the superior choice.

>>213862140
What if my favorite 'zaria no longer exists?

Oh shit bitch, it’s the end of history! Oh fuck nigga, there are no new cultural frontiers on the horizon! Waow I can’t wait for the new TaySway album.

Just kidding maybe the future is phonk. I hear zoomers talking about phonk. What is phonk? Nobody knows.


>>213862225
So cute <3

>>213862210
then you have to pick one that does exist or get shitty McDicks

I can hear the fireworks at Disneyland again

you don't have to be old to be wise

>>213862244
Most old people are stupid, just because most people are stupid

>>213862251
your mom's stupid

>>213862230
My favourite modern Brazilian musician is MC Bin Laden, as he has a funny name and looks funny
https://youtu.be/vkJ5Lc0WwVw

got his ass

Disney puts literal subliminal messages in their movies and normies don't give a fuck. Its 100% true also.

>>213862237
MANY such cases

>>213862262
Yeah cool. I like his hairstyle.

>>213862277
I thought this was snuck in by a disgruntled employee

>>213862277
this was like the first 9/11 for boomers btw. they also suffered a costly recall which would've been noticed by any really keen eyed viewer before home VHS
https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/iyq6hh/in_1999_disney_recalled_34_million_copies_of/

>>213862287
>Disney also maintained that the images were not placed in the film by any of their animators but were instead inserted during the post-production process
wasn't an artist

>>213862159
Porque eu sou branco eu gosto de branca, eu gosto de buceta rosa

noseberg decided to sneeze and start running for no reason

going to convert to Catholicism and get a white italian wife that will bake goods and cook pasta

>>213862262
>and he's white

>>213862374
so you thinking of going to Argentina?

Steakhouse tomorrow

>>213862374
Modern women can't cook tho

the future of american labor is either getting replaced by AI robots or jeets

so where's the anon who wanted to make the new ?

>>213862429
>>213862429
>>213862429
>>213862429
>>213862429

>>213861096
Under that dress is a cellulite covered, absolutely foul ass.