Thread 213866930

The Leader edish

poo smells lmao

HH

why are Scottish people like this?

Right well obviously this one's going to get deleted isn't it

Starmer's Britain

>'Bus fares have cut my food budget'

>She says money she spends on travel eats into what she would otherwise spend on food and snacks throughout the day.

>"Sometimes, when I finish college I'm really hungry and just want to get a meal deal or something for the way home, but it's so expensive on top of everything. I'm very lucky that I can go home and my family can feed me, but not everyone has that."

>If bus travel was free, Maisy says she would be able to socialise more, and save for "luxury items".

>>213866972
wonder what Scottish clan he's from

>>213866870
lad in his early 20s said he was moving to alicante with his gf because her parents offered them jobs in a new bar they were opening up, meanwhile fatmong who is nearly 40 started screaming he would regret it, should never even try it, being bitter saying “i can’t wait till you’re back here blogging about how much of a disaster it was” meanwhile the lad was just chill. was pretty embarrassing to watch desu

Your future wife

>>213866988
Are we supposed to believe people when they say they can't afford food? It's just utter bollocks, no one struggles to get food in this country

>>213866988
TANSTAAFL bitch TANSTAAFL

>>213866988
>my family can feed me
says it all

Ofcom released an update on their investigation into 4chan yesterday. Won’t be long now until they issue an order to ISPs to block the site.

>>213866965
1488

>>213867001
You got absolutely demolished in that thread, you hadn't even considered the risks

>2000 bred
So statistically at least 10,000 more had sex but didn't become pregnant

stop making the eyes at me
and ill stop making the eyes at you

MOTORIN'
WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT

>>213867054
Should've been drowned (to save them from racism)

>>213867007
>no tattoos

I don't need to see the Early Life section.

>>213867034
with a dns block? already run quad9 so miss me with that ish

>>213867054
mental how all of our nans got blacked

>>213867061
it’s always the most masculine looking men

>>213867071
not seen Boogie Nights in years

great scene, very tense

>>213867042
the risk that they break up and he has to catch a 20 quid flight home?

>>213867066
googly bear!

down the qotsa rabbit hole again
feeling queer thoughts about josh homme again

Whitebros...

>>213867099
Thanks for proving my point (again)

>>213867111
the guy ruined two couldve-been-good arctic monkeys albums

>>213867034
good thing you can already access this site via proxies then isn't it

>>213867126
they ruined themselves, fuck off

>>213867034
bonald blumpf will save us
he owes 4chan

>>213867116
?

>>213867114
>since 18

so they were all 14 year old shaggers

>>213867141
shan't be buying a pass to post though

Instagram algorithm flooding me with big titty goth milk

>>213867094
All men look masculine by definition.

>>213867114
50% is insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
arctic monkeys can't pull that off

>>213867170
Not me x

>>213867165
don't need one

>>213867126
Arctic monkeys only had two good albums in them though, their first and second. Went downhill when their working class ordinary lads gimmick wasn't applicable.

Mad how we literally live in the Kali Yuga

According to the Vishnu Purana (Book VI, Chapter 1):

The people of the Kali Yuga will pretend to ignore caste differences and the sacredness of marriage which ensures the continuity of a race, the relationship of teacher to pupil and the importance of rites. During the Kali Yuga people of any origin will marry girls of any race.

Women will become independent and look for beautiful men. They will adorn themselves with extravagant hairstyles and leave a poor husband for a rich man. They will be slim, greedy and attached to pleasure. They will produce too many children but will be little respected. They will be interested only in themselves, they will be selfish and their words will be perfidious and deceitful. Highborn women will indulge in the desires of the vilest men and perform obscene acts.

Men will want nothing more than to make money, the richest will be the ones in power. Those who possess many elephants, horses and chariots (‘possessions’) will be kings. The poor will be their slaves.

>>213867226
translated with impartiality by prof rorke PhD

screemsaming

>>213867197
So it's just DoH?

>>213867204
AM is goated
And you know what, The Car isn't bad. They're continually innovated. Nobody would've listened to the Beatles if they were knocking out Please Please Me in 1969

Feels good in a way knowing Ofcom targeted us first. Shows our ideas are a threat to the jewish capitalist regime.

>>213867256
Bet the dirty bastard had a good wank over them pics LOL

dusting off the Hilary Mantel sex arse

>>213867256
damn she got some big feet

find you lot increasingly tedious

>>213867274
You’re very important Rorke yes it’s all about you

Quite hungover this morning lads.
Had plenty whisky last night.
I've managed to empty the dishwasher, make a cup of tea and pop a wash on.
Think I'll need to make a bacon sandwich at some point before I do any real labour.
How's everyone else day going?

>>213867256
>sending pictures of you cross dressing to your dad
how fucking weird

Coming to your local area

lindt chocolate seal

>>213867330
you need some vitamins i reckon, got any fruit around?

>>213867330
fine because I dont drink alcohol or consume any other wicked intoxicants

>>213867328
Correct that's why they make laws to silence us

>>213867332
nilotics are bro tier

>>213867330
need to get my hair cut
cant be fucking arsed

>>213867361
Do you really hate it? Is it, is it wicked?

>>213867330
morning fella

quite tired here as well. Slurping a coffee. Off next week so anything that needs doing can be left until then.

>>213867357
yummy!

vile fart i just let out

>>213867382
vile, vulgar, grotesque

gf had to leave early cos her m8 is coming to stay with her so she woke me up just before she left and gave me a blowie. very nice start to the day.

>>213867330
took my dog for a run on the beach
went for a swim
smoked a zoot on my drive home
did a substantial poo
had a shower
made an omelette
getting ready to go to the pub for the early kick off
going to get steaming as a rocket

yeah using an image of a leader who bombed britain for the british culture general op definitely isn't trolling

>>213867320
blog on fatmong

refuse to believe anyone has a knob below 15cm or just over 6 inches

>>213867394
hes made ochocolate xD

>>213867360
Some unripe avocados but I had a multivitamin after dinner last night

>>213867256
Genuinely wouldn't care about transvestites if they hadn't spent the past 5-10 trying to force people to pretend they're women, trying to force they way into women's spaces and sports, trying to encourage children to be transvestites, getting the media to lie about the sex of criminals, and all the other insane shit they have been inflicting on society.
If we could all just be honest and say yeah that's a bloke in a dress good for him I would be able to tolerate that.

>>213867414
brits unironically wish they were bombed to submission by him, how cucked is that

>>213867368
Yet here you are still yapping away from your smelly bedroom. It’s a wonder Starmer’s regime hasn’t crumbled already!

>>213867414
weird how i don't see a union jack next to your name but you're talkin about what british culture is

>>213867413
Wish I lived near a beach
Best I'll get is when im retiring to Cornwall at 55

>>213867428
*quietly leaves /brit/*

>>213867447
done him

>>213867437
best of luck, la

>>213867361
So what do you actually do? Or what have you been doing today should I say

Womanhood rejoiceth! For the length and girth of the william of an Æthiop exceedeth by far that of the humble Englishman.

~William Shakespeare

>>213867114
this chart doesn't specify race thoughever

>>213867448
dome him

>>213867477
got up and went to work spend my free time reading, walking, studying, cooking and talking with my loved ones

>>213867357
'bubu! :D

'Catberg' 'biomass' and 'pang pang insect' have all entered my regular lexicon of thought

I'll never be able to retire because I just fuck about.

Subsisting off a part-time job. When my body breaks down and I can no longer support myself this way I'll simply jump off a bridge.

>>213867384
I was buzzing my own head every month but haven't done it in 2 and a half months now. Hairs getting longer again and you forget how much effort you have to put in to keep it clean and presentable.
Unfortunately I think women prefer men with hair compared to buzzcuts

>>213867502
wouldnt dare utter them out loud rorke you coward

if i go to the pub today with 0 friends and actively try engaging in conversation with people will i be likely to make a friend? what do football bros usually talk about?

>>213867526
you'll be a walking red flag mate

>>213867448
weird how you're an ignorant little pig who needs to stop posting

>>213867502
just catberg for me

>>213867392
Lucky lad, I've got another full on week next week.
>>213867412
Lucky bastard, I broke up with the gf a couple weeks ago and she didn't like giving me head, never swallowed ever either

>>213867526
>what do football bros usually talk about?

betting apps and cocaine, unironically

The plane 'fast
Log of poo and yellow creamed muck

i be flossinnnnnn~

>>213867413
Damn nigga what time did you get up? 5am?

absolutely rancid mess of a thread you have on your hands here

>>213867546
jog on you silly gimp

how often do you lads get your haircut? every 3 weeks for me

I’d eat Emma Watson’s shit.

>>213867559
Looks like Elton John farted on it

>>213867516
Hush biomass

>>213867577
7 as always

>>213867600
It does not. That’s not how the Elton John gimmick works.

>>213867559
looks alright for plane food to be fair

wouldn't think they'd serve it on ceramic plates in case a wrong 'un pulled a Walter White

>>213867582
chop my pony tail back myself two or three times a year to the point where its still just long enough to tie back

The bovine biomass is upset

>>213867559
goofy ahh meal

>>213867582
When it gets too long and I decide to get the clippers out

>>213867623
>pony tail
dirty slag

>>213867496
I used to read a lot when I was younger but gave it up.
I'm also glad I got my degree already and my days of proper studying are over. I didn't like university desu.

>>213867621
BA premium economy
not bad

>>213867624
temple grandin melty

>>213867635
more of a tart than a slag desu

picturing the scene of a middle aged balding man uttering "catberg" under his breath in the middle of the street

Who taught that biomass English

>>213867632
>ahh
scared of saying 'ass'? tiktoker americanized freak

>>213867581
stuff yourself back up your mother's stinking cunt you clueless mong

>>213867645
funny that because i dont recall asking

>>213867582
it's been a while

had a dream I was doing something illegal

>>213867679
got told anyway :(

>>213867674
>>213867679
Why so hostile?

What's gone wrong in your lives?

>>213867662
have you ever thought about a stop being gay moment

>>213867664
I say "sneed" out loud to myself all the time because I think it's funny. Stuff like "sneeders and feeders" or just the word sneed on its own. Only when I'm alone though.

We just gonn start busting nuts in Rorke ass man

>>213867582
like once every 6-8 months

They spent 7 years passing a law to block 4chan

>>213867721
p s

rorkes da with his pang pang import

>>213867710
they were just thoughts

thoughts in your mind

>>213867608
I get up then or 630 for work but its the weekend so I try to stay up later and sleep in a little, however I'm hungover so I've been in bed a good bit longer.
Dadberg tried to message at like 7 30 but I have ignored him

>>213867700
whats funny about that lad

>>213867742
Sniggering at this

Some centrists wave around graphs showing crime has declined in London. They catastrophically miss the point. Sure, some crimes have fallen, but others have surged. Like shoplifting. There was a 54 per cent hike in that most grating petty crime between 2023 and 2024. But the point is not that London is the new Bogotá. It’s that it feels tetchy, acrimonious even, like a city of lonely, clashing souls rather than a collective of citizens. After a day of seeing people dodge the fare you just paid for, and being subjected to the noisy piffle of everyone’s FaceTimed conversations, and almost having your head taken off by some arsehole on an e-bike delivering dirty burgers to the feckless middle classes, you start to feel less like the citizen of a great city than the NPC in a videogame of someone else’s life.

>>213867768
this but without the s

mong faced fat arsed brit slag

>>213867751
and you seething about it :/

going to make a lasagne today

>>213867775
>fare dodgers
>public FaceTimers
>e-bike riders

add 'em to the list

>>213867813
best get the ragu on a slow cook pronto lad

Exterminationism

6 easter chocolate seals Jeremy? that's insane

>>213867845
tf is that

>>213867813
corrr corrr don't forget the béchamel of course

>>213867775
someday itll be your head on a spike for breaking frivolous rules and you wont see the irony

>>213867856
biomass leakage

ummy wummy

>>213867845
it’s a little thing called FAUSTIAN SPIRIT… you wouldn’t have heard of it…

Sent from my iPhone

The biomass needs reminding who the boss is

enter the cronemverse

>>213867845
2 planes wasn't enough

>>213867856
concrete poured to make a ramp to the door, it makes it easier to roll things like grocery carriers or wheelchairs

>>213867845
that's just lazy

>>213867842
yep just having a nice cuppa first
>>213867859
yes lad it's all from scratch, lasagne is serious business

rorke will see a ramp made of concrete and declare humanity needs a rapture

The jews are literally going to relocate all the Palestinians in Gaza to Europe. Once a Palestinian state is recognised, the European ZOG regimes will be made to take them in.

We truly live in hell. There is no solution other than NS.

just thinking about black cock waggling and throbbing in front of my face
mmhmm x

>>213867900
absolutely decadent

>>213867918
>The jews are literally going to relocate all the Palestinians in Gaza to Europe.
No they aren't

>>213867893
and that requires an entire article in the new york times?

made a vegetable lasagne a few weeks ago since i had a tonne of tomatoes peppers and courgettes from gardentoil was peng not every meal has to have meat to be tasty but it does have to have cheese thoughbeit

>>213867927
Mad how janny won't touch this post

>>213867918
@grorke is this true?

Adolf Hitler was likely the last hope for Europe.

At this point I don't even know if we can win.

might post some lasagne updates when it's lasagne making time

>>213866998
The Campbells, like Peter Campbell

>>213867952
cause I'm just posting my feelings

mad how hitler was unironically woke in many aspects but when it came to the jews he was just like nope

>>213867958
no, Napoléon was and you all sided against him

>>213867939
???
New York Times had fully finished her transition into corposlop for almost a year now, please dont be mean to her for it. She's happier now with mr bezos.

>>213867976
no it wasn't sour but thanks for asking

>>213867813
when I was last at the barbers the guy was a bit more talkative than they usually are and asked me what I was doing later so I told him truthfully I was off to see my Gran but I lied and said I'd be the one cooking dinner (to make myself seem generous and kind) but then he asked what I was making for her so I had to lie again and said lasagne because I knew we were going to be having pre-made lasagne that my gran likes. I said I make a good lasagne (also a lie).

but then I was sat there thinking "what if he asks me how I make lasagne", knowing full well that I have no idea how it's made. So while simultaneously keeping up the boring patter I was imagining how I would make a lasagne in case he asked.

It can't be that hard surely. Must be like sweat some onions and garlic in a pan, set them aside, brown some mince in the pan, drain then add some kind of tomato sauce and leave on the heat to thicken with the onions and garlic added back in. Then after a while you layer the mince and sauce mixture in an oven pan in a series of layers separated by lasagne sheets, then top with cheese and that white sauce (hollandaise sauce?) then shove it in the oven. Is that it? Would he have believed that?

>>213867995
Napoleon literally ended restrictions on jewry.

what was rorke's reaction when hitler complimented islam

>>213867998
grim

>>213868013
indeed, he made them bend the knee

>>213867015
Yeah the one thing you guys have going for yourself is food security due to protected agricultural markets, unlike continental Shitouropeans who have sold themselves for some good goy points

>>213868020
rorke loves the idea of islam, he just hates that browns do it

can i post the fodens? i think i can

gfberg popping the frozen croissants in the oven for our brunch x

nth for the gyaldem

leftypol tackling the big issues

>>213868039
rorke is not a fan of pedophilia

the mood of the day will be determine within the events of the next 45 minutes

>>213867648
looks pretty good. bread on planes is always terrible though and goes hard in 30 seconds

>>213867621
if you pay more, you can get a proper, throwable plate that can do some damage

pooseal.png

>>213868068
thats not the rorke i know

>>213868061
what are these mid freaks doing

>>213868084
an amazing resource

this anime is pure suicide fuel because a girl like this doesn't exist irl

>>213868085
you're american, you don't know shit

>>213868076
elton john needs to go and see his GP

>>213868104
She does but the boy's black

>>213868089
why insult them? theyre not mid they're super pretty. even if you dont like that their content is spread around here retreating into misogynistic shitflinging is no way to go. Attack the poster instead.

>>213868012
if you had said hollandaise sauce the jig would be up lad sorry

no matter how bad your life is, you will never be a faggot cuck poster

>>213868104
no shit a drawing doesn't exist irl mate

anyone come around to the idea that your looksmatch actually is an overweight woman?
its started to hit me. nothing heathermong could demoralise me more.

scratch a rorke and a leftypol beeds

>>213868012
a good ragu needs to cook for 3 or 4 hours and then ideally rested overnight

nigga name is dtfib

>>213868143
And you aren’t even going to get her unc. You’ll need to resort to the single mothers i reckon.

>>213868143
my looksmatch is a chubby broad with some delicious fupa

>>213868089
being peng & cute x

>>213868125
fuck me. What's the white lasagne sauce that goes on the top called? You know what I mean, there is a sort of sauce thing there along with the cheese. Is that sauce also layered through the lasagne? If so I wouldn't have known that.

>>213867648
corr love getting shitfaced and eating on planes me. you going anywhere good lad?

>>213868140
i'm talking about her personality you mong

>>213868151
im black knighting. if someone is rude to a woman i hit them in the head with a hammer. im dark woke.

*thanos snaps wogs out of existence*

>>213868163
bah, start it in the morning, serve it in the evening

all of my happiness is contingent on how well my bowels are functioning or maybe its the other way around

your stomach's health is directly related to how happy you are

>>213868163
yeah I did think that as well because my brother-in-law does actually make lasagne and it takes him all day near enough to make it from scratch

so on some level the barber might have already sensed my lie, thinking surely this cunt isn't going to spend 8 hours at his gran's this afternoon making a lasagne

>>213868184
béchamel not hollandaise

>>213868191
leftypol waiting for his uber eats

>>213868174
forever alone is looking like the strat here

>>213868184
called a béchamel

Biomass bastards

having ring fingers longer thatn your index finger is a good indicator you're gay

>>213868143
Just broke up with an obese woman, 9 years older than me.
I can handle a chubby girly but I've decided never to go that big again, also someone closer to my own age would be better.
Someone a bit smarter too, it turned out she was a bit of a mong too

>>213868216
>>213868222
ah shit you're right, I've definitely heard that as well

shall be getting that memorised for future lying

>>213868227
what if they're the same length haha

>>213868227
mine are identical length what does that mean

>>213868227
thats what i was thinking about that anime girl picture its true of girls but for boys means youre straight

Literally lost out on a garuanteed shag with a 8/10 because I disagreed that kids should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery.

This is the current dating/shagging market lads, either get ripped and make money or give up any moral code or beliefs lads

>>213868120
They are whores

am i a good boy?

>>213868207
i got my balls checked a couple of months ago, it was awkward af
the girl doing it was around my age (like 20-23) and cute
at least i can now say a relatively attractive woman has seen, and handled, my balls

>>213868251
everyone who has ever worked a day is a whore

>>213868213
that's why it's more of a sunday or special occasion dish

>>213868255
always *pats your head*

>>213868104
never watched it, the protag is too much of chad to empathise with. don't believe the female author's lies. it's an "I can fix him" wish fulfilment anime for women that men have fell for

if you put peanut butter in the fridge, you're SICK

>>213868120
fuck you too

>>213868268
*snuggles into your chest*

>>213868287
>peanut butter
yank rubbish

>>213868270
really? so far he's your standard generic cuck mc who faints when he sees a panty shot

The frozen croissants are starting to smell amazing baking in the oven. Smells like I’m in a French cafe. It’s gonna start popping off when i grind the coffee in a minute.

Tattoos are so grim

>>213868287
i keep mine on tap

>>213868287
what if it's peanut butter that gets a bit runny when it's hot and it happens to be hot enough weather to make it runny?

>>213868306
prefer italian cornetti myself

Mental how all of us do proper weird stuff that noone will ever know.

I put sweets in-between my asshole so the heat makes them really soft and they taste better

>>213868256
what was her reaction?

>>213868316
Do Americans really?

>>213868189
I'm afraid that's just white knighting and it's still as uncool as it always was.
I believe that the new terminology for it is being a simp.

any of you like penne?

>>213868070
it's a day x

>>213868329
waiter waiter there's something in me lasagne

>>213868321
peanut butter is best when its runny. Like microwave it before and it spreads really nice and is really creamy. Best if you're going for a deluxe pbj with toasted bread, butter on each slice, and a glass of milk to dip it in.

>>213868326
she was nice, professional, made sure i was comfortable by asking me questions about my job, etc, which put me at ease to the fact that my ballbergs were being scanned for possible 'cer

>>213868187
amarillo

>>213868322
The French do it better I’m afraid Italians aren’t even close

>>213868329
>lasagne
>chips
>garlic bread
Sometimes I hate being British
>>213868345
Penne all arrabbiata is my favourite

>>213868061
This bitch looks like Spainlad lmfao

one for the poo seal poster
>nintendo poo seal of quality
you can have that one for free

>>213868340
alalalalalala
*smashes your skull in*

>>213868357
any comments on your right honourable member?

>>213868302
don't tell anyone, ok? *squeezes you tight*

>>213868371
PO SCR

>>213868357
did you become erect at any point

Dunno how peanut butter has managed to establish a reputation as a "fit" food. You will get fat as fuck if you eat any significant amount of peanut butter.

ive got a lump on one of my balls but haven't got it checked out yet probably fine

>>213868329
scrm

>>213868306
ever tried ham and cheese croissants?

>>213868384
*sheds a single tear*

>>213868375
>nintendo poo
what

>>213868357
Nobody is checked for testicular cancer at 23

>>213868304
dude is tall and has a great frame, he's better built than any of the males in the show

his dedication to a craft that is uncommon and respectable, he's inherently kinda interesting once you get past the bumbling sperg

and well to woman anything a dude says will be interesting if he's hot

>>213868382
they make you lie down and put a flannel over your penor so she didnt see it
mr penor is not of a considerable size mind you
>>213868386
nah it was somewhat uncomfortable when she was scanning my balls so couldnt get excited even if i tried

>>213868411
*bes there solid as a rock, a warm rock*

>>213868417
i was referred by my gp because i had concerns about them

>>213868422
naruhodo

>>213868409
No mate

whos on bf6 then

>>213868470
>>213868470
>>213868470

wtf is this shit?

>>213868393
reckon if i found anything i wouldnt bother going to the doctors anyway
who cares

>>213868453
next time, slice the croissant in half, stick some ham and cheese in it then put it in the oven

>>213868371
>>213868434
common liverpudlian smugness

>>213868475
Heatherhomo dollhouse

>>213868488
>forgot pic

she's a yank liverpool senpai

>>213868436
it's mad how sexy swimming makes people. some times i go to the pool just to stare at the life guards

>>213868466
PC can't run it

>>213868537
woke gone mad

>>213868481
mumsie doesnt let me use the oven

>>213868466
don't play EA games
not since they killed westwood

Ye Cunts English.
>I am the Fuhrer.
Frits Fuhrer.

>>213868589
protest to father with my recipe, bet he'd be on board