Thread 213870723

sabrina 'dish

>>213870723 (OP)
that's a man

our car dominated cities are utterly hideous

at least yanks have grid systems and huge wide roads. we have a huge volume of cars on primarily victorian/edwardian streets.

got some old jerma clips on

>>213870723 (OP)
we've all had quite enough of you

>>213870800
sc

>>213870723 (OP)
a bogged midget whore

dtfib melty

>>213870797
burgers have a bunch of parking lots and that's grim

>>213870572
Part of the holy manchild trifecta:

>can't drive
>unemployed
>still lives in the childhood home

While these are in effect, nothing else that you do matters. You could be charismatic, intelligent and funny it none of that matters if the above are applicable to you. Anyone you meet is immediately writing you off the moment they learn that shit about you. And you know it. Which is why you're ashamed of it.

If you want to move on in life, these are some of the most basic building blocks for the foundation of being perceived as an adult and as someone's peer, rather than perceived as a child. No one is even asking if you're a virgin if all that shit applies, they already know you are.

From NEET to funcitonal adult, the path is as follows: get a part time job (supermarkets take anyone), put money into driving lessons, pass test, put money into getting a beater car, begin renting a place to live away from your parent(s). If you're stuck in the mire of NEEThood, those are some actionable steps you can take.

People don't want to do that though. They'd rather wallow and wait for a time machine to be invented so they can go back in time and undo all their mistakes and regrets.

Is it too late to get into crypto in 2025? Known about it for years just never bought any

nth for the baddiedem

>>213870892
poor man's aesha

>>213870874
invest in poo seal instead

>>213870866
driving lessons are like £5k these days

we all hate dtfib, don't we

I take umbrage with /brit/

Where are all the clothes shops for skinny manlets?

>>213870866
all the driving test time is taken up by refugees so they can start doing uber eats

>>213870912
soogs mogs aisha

feeling down about being pathetic? just be racist

>>213870800
oh the man is making the squeaky noise is he? he's going off on a mad one based on one guy's comment in the chat, is he?

The Volksführer

>>213870966
gyal x baddie x bopdem

>>213870866
yeah bro just pay for driving lessons, a car, and rent a flat on a part time tesco wage

>>213870940
look at the section for little sissy girls

>>213870966
she's fake af so that puts any normal girl above her

>>213870892
would heem her bagina with my benis

>>213870991
you are the biggest virginous runt of /brit/

>>213870958
wonder who gets to coom on this back

Whenever I try to thank ChatGPT and wrap things up, it asks follow up questions... just not on, is it?

>>213870966
You are a homosexual that derives pleasure from arousing other anonymous men

>>213870866
can you even rent somewhere that isn't a shithole on a part time shelf stacker salary...? why is this bloke posting like it's 2015 and not 2025?

>>213871003
vaporised that mong

>>213871025
um I think that's me actually

>>213871030
does my head in just take the thank you, note my name in the do not kill list and move on

>>213871033
whatever floats your faggot cock, dtif

>>213871030
makes sense. the more sam altman can go cap in hand to congress

EW works at aldi and despite getting employee discount he shops at tesco. Really makes you think

>>213871048
Doesn't even make sense
Just stop spamming pornography here

>>213871003
You wouldn't be paying for all 3 on a part time tesco wage if you followed the plan outlined in the post. You'd be paying for driving lessons prior to moving out (completely reasonable on a part time tesco wage). You'd be saving up for and buying a beater car prior to moving out (completely reasonable on a part time tesco wage). Then you'd be renting a place away from home (completely reasonable on a part time tesco wage).

But you'll do nothing instead.

Last 3 times I went to the dentist
>13 years ago (was still free)
>3 years ago (bossman was NOT happy and demanded I come back in 6 months)
>2 months ago (apopleptic again)

they get proper offended like they're your girlfriend or summat lmao

>>213871030
Yeah I really dislike that about the 'pt. The sterile 'friendly' tone, its overuse of the em dash and how EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME even when I tell it to please STOP DOING THAT it keeps asking follow-up questions like it's dangling a carrot in front of my mong mind to keep me talking to it

>>213871028
this chinky looking lil irish fella prolly did

>>213870892
>jujutsu kaisen volumes
just went off soogz cheers

>>213871073
niggas just love teeth

>>213871080
Genuinely how did he manage that

>>213871048
He's literally right though
No reason to post porn here other than to show people
And why do you want to show people porn? So they can give the women/content compliments, which in turn is an indirect compliment of you

>>213871003
Driving lessons and a car are affordable on a part time wage. I think the point was once you had a car and were more of a respectable member of society you might get a better job.

>>213871090
bwc power

>>213871090
he has a big willy . saw it in that movie

No point worrying about employment if you're able to coast by for the next 5~ years. AI will be doing all office drone work and robots will be doing all unskilled manual labour work by that point and a universal basic income will be available to all just because there are no jobs the vast majority of the population. Just hang about until then.

>>213871099
He encourages others to masturbate to it while claiming he doesn't himself
He is seriously deranged

>>213871073
Going to see toothberg on the 26th. First time in 4 years.

>>213870723 (OP)
um

>>213871052
There is no ALDI employee discount. They say that the extra money you get in the form of a slightly higher wage is equivalent or superior to a staff discount.

Between that and how hard they work you, you're better off working at any other supermarket. In ALDI you do the work of 2-3 employees, for pennies extra on your wage.

t. worked at ALDI

twiddling the frenulum to pics of the supposed baddiedem

>>213871112
this but instead of universal income, they'll just turn everywhere outside of a select few millionaire hot spots into gaza

>>213871112
I've been with the Jobcentre for a while now and they're struggling to get people onto courses lmao, it's already starting to happen. AI crippling the job market on one side and overpopulation squeezing it on the other

Slag posters are mentally ill as well

>>213870966
Wtf is wid dis faces?

>>213871112
Imagine thinking ubi will allow for anything beyond living in an hmo with 20 wogs and eating peas on toast for every meal

>>213871154
is your coach sound or are they a bellend?

>>213871059
>>213871099
I don't post NSFW you dolts

>>213871087
jjk is fun tho, and contributed a lot to meme culture

>>213871112
More likely they just let you starve to death once they move past human labour

My current plan for earning money is to win it all via the national lottery

>>213871185
I've been moved around a lot lately, was with a lovely girl for a while but have been moved on to a standard middle-aged man who's ok I suppose

yesterday was a whole hot day now today it's a cold ahh day, fuck is wrong with this weather bruh

>>213871191
You mean us? Or are you a CEO or something?

>>213871213
most interesting dtfib post

>>213871120
just cause I don't spaff to them doesn't mean I'm gonna shame someone else for doing the same

>>213871178
peng latina phenotype

>>213871199
instead of buying a euromillions twice a year when it hits £180mil+ I should really buy a normal lotto ticket twice a year instead

there's not even any need for me to have £180mil, I could get by comfortably on a normal lotto win. It's just greed.

>>213871112
not to mention it's easy af to save money x

>>213871213
please don't type or talk like this whether ironically or sincerely. ugliness is always ugliness and distressing to see regardless of intent

>>213871213
it's bloody boiling today

>>213871233
Why do you obtain so much soft core pornography of these women and share it online? Genuinely what is the point

>>213871212
she subjected you to any humiliation rituals recently?

and what of the bhenchods?

>>213871188
no you're right actually jjk is a fun read, I just absolutely despise shounen shitters and can't always separate the fans from the work when the fans are such annoying and hateable shits

>>213871212
When I was on it I had a fat black woman whose breath absolutely stank. I think that was my biggest motivation to get a job at the time

>>213871154
>and they're struggling to get people onto courses lmao,
people aren't putting themselves up for them? isn't it mandatory with UC?

>>213871255
>22°c
>boiling

nigga...

>>213871221
I work a semi-skilled labouring job that would be very hard to automate for a company that hate investing in anything. I've got at least 10-20 years.

what a shit set of zogball matches today

>>213871271
What are you getting out of shounen past aged 14 lad?

>corr I wonder if X would beat Y if they fought

Me on the right x

>>213871292
you don't know how i suffer

>>213871309
that's not about shonen tho it's just powerscaling autism

>>213871323
just drink the cans bro

>>213871266
No but I wish she did (for sexual reasons), I just kind of go in and talk about how there aren't a lot of jobs out there and then they talk about a jobs fair at the end of each month which I go to since I'm a runtish virginous freakazoid who has nothing better to do with his time

>>213871272
Yeah I think the fact I just get decent job coaches is what's motivating me to not try harder to find a job. I should get saddled with an absolute runter tbqh

>>213871285
No it's because they're oversubscribed, my job coach tells me about these courses but always says I need to act quick. I don't really act quick but maybe I should

>>213871340
scream

Patriots in control.

>>213871309
Just like switching the mind off sometimes and going back to simpler times when I was a shounen myself

Scratch bumhole

Smells finger

>>213871296
I hope you do, AI is advancing extremely fast. Robotics however, I don't know.

>>213871378
'fib nobody likes you either lmao

what pot noodle is your favourite then lads
just molested a sticky rib one myself, love em and love the soy and ginger sauce that comes with it

The football is BACK
Settle down gammons, settle down.

megan thee stallion is enormous, voluptuous, curvaceous

>>213871260
always wanted my own gimmique. my /brit/ heroes are caralad and commieslags posters. it's an honour to continue the slagposting /brit/ tradition. we can't forget our roots :^)

>>213871271
the worst part of jjk fanbase gojofags lost tho

>>213871309
never, the hero's journey is eternal

racist liverpool fan a little bit bizarre given every scouser I've ever met has been an obnoxious leftoid

>>213871422
sticky rib good
bombay bad boy good
miss the bacon one that was discontinued

god she was so fit before the fattening

>>213871433
>always wanted my own gimmique
So, so sad
You will never be a gimmick, you will always remain in the second division: weird annoyinh spammers

>>213871454
dont know why women always decide to get fat its a stupid idea really

>>213871285
>isn't it mandatory with UC?

People who haven't been on bennies imagine there's this rigid, well thought out structure behind what goes on in the job centre, like there's a road map the "work coaches" follow to build claimants up and get them back into work, perhaps even with exclusive jobs only available to UC claimants.

What actually happens is you go to your appointment and there's a free form conversation with your work coach, who makes an ad hoc mental decision whether you have been "meeting your job seeking requirements". You sit down, they ask how you've been getting on, you tell them what jobs you've applied to and if you've had any luck.

There's nothing on their screen that says if X then Y, if not then Z. Sometimes if they feel like it your coach will suggest random shite, like they'll look up a job on the dwp Find A Job website (which is publicly available) and suggest you apply to that. Sometimes they'll send you to a meaningless careers fair if they feel like it. They might suggest rearranging your CV.

But what's hard for non-claimants to understand is that there is no overarching structure to all this. The job centre, the work coach, none of them actually do anything. The main purpose of the meeting is to see that you're ticking the required boxes. If you've made it to the meeting on time and you have a smattering of jobs applications in your journal, that's you home free for another 2 weeks.

>>213871467
well maybe they get fat so they can survive better if you ever considered that rorkeychops

>>213871416
Once robots start taking basic manual handling jobs I'll start my 10 year countdown to redundancy.

we're not reading that

>>213871422
Beef and tomato. I'm a simple man

>>213871480
no im flummoxed

>>213871333
feel free to list some shounen where that isn't the problem with the fanbase

>>213871506
i mean every fanbase has these freaks for sure but it's not a genre problem they can't appreciate anime without this autism

>>213871493
well now you are aware rorke

>been with gf for 1.5 months
>complimented her feet yesterday
>she recoiled in horror and asked what I mean

think I've fucked this one
she sees me as a complete pervert now

AI could never think of poo seal
never in a billion years

Notice the google street view people often avoid very wealthy streets but will still drive 5 miles down a dead end farm track

>>213871454
the wall comes fast

>>213871459
playa hater ahh nigga

White, Christian, nationalist. Don't give a hoot if that bothers you.

any recent rosie pics?

fat aesha was cute especially all cosy in bed playing video games after a tough shift on the ward and a healthy bowl of pesto pasta

>>213871535
You not already sucking her toes?

>>213871532
>but it's not a genre problem

If you are unable to name a shounen which this doesn't apply to, then yes it is a problem with all shounen. I'm happy for you to provide a counterexample if you want to try.

>>213871569
man sybua

>>213871535
Normie girlfriend with kink hangups. I don't think it's gonna work out

>>213871576
niggerified zoomer

>>213871549
omds rorke give it a rest will you

>>213871424
COYG

>>213871562
heres one for ya

Thoughts on the centrist Alistair being introduced as a main character in the Rorke / Leftypol universe?

>>213871594
fuck up dtfib you pussy

>>213871433
>my /brit/ heroes
You are such a sad bastard lmfao can't make this shit up

>>213871606
leftypol needs renamed, its a terrible unoriginal name

>>213871535
how did you respond?

>>213871535
You have to buy one of those full-body gimp suits now

>>213871478
if only it were like the olds days, turn up to a local place ask the bossman if you can put a shift in and away you go. get your quid for the day and come back tomorrow

>>213871626
Yeah it's a really awkward name cos I get where it comes from (there's another site called Leftypol) but it's really weird as a name for a person. Needs changing I think

>>213871659
it's like calling rorke '/pol/'
just shite

>>213871626
It's a place where they come from, child

leftypol
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

just realized chuck palahniuk is gay and fight club is about men getting together to whip each other and punch each other in the stomach and fist each other and so on

Oh the grand old Duke of Rorke
He had 10, 000 men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again

Leftypol is Tarqsheed

>>213871680
we all know what leftypol/bunkerchan is unc
doesn't make it a good name

Rorke joining Duty
Leftypol joining Freedom
Rasheed joining Monolith

>>213871690
Cor

do you think there will eventually be a sea change moment for football like there was for Marvel movies where suddenly the bread n circus just isn't strong enough to outweigh the grimness of reality and collectively people decide they don't give a shit anymore?

any foodie man in
what's the latest new thing you've had that you enjoyed?
I'm curious xx

I genuinely eat a rolodex of like 6-7 meals every week forever for years
Looking to BRANCH OUT

>>213871713
probably not

>>213871704
Alright well feel free to make one of many embarrassing suggestions for your epic meme that will never take off

>>213871717
you big fat poof

>>213871631
just deflected and said I like her nail polish
to which her response was "oh..."

genuinely thought such prudes were extinct
no issue with them but why let me shag you after only knowing you for a week if you're a nun in every other way

>>213871725
keep your wig on

>>213871717
Glass noodles
Sparkling red and orange wines
Pickled herring

>>213871562
most recent I've got, she's got some celtic themed insta about

>>213871569
need her live NOW

>>213871618
except I did but can't expect a mong to take a joke

>>213871680
So we should call ourselves 4chan, should we? Get a clue

>>213871713
ngubu will kick the ball until the sun explodes

>>213871722
yeah I suspect you're right but I can't pin down why

Football has been going on forever, like surely people must be getting bored of it now in general

>>213871781
because football survived two world wars and isn't going to go away because things are a wee bit dearer in the 100000000 shops you have access to in 2025. mong

>>213871717
invented a new meal the other day actually and i might have it tonight
korean fishfinger sandwich:
>fishfingers covered in bulgogi sauce in the air fryer
>bread, 2 slices, buttered
>assemble
>lightly top with hot bulgogi sauce
lush

not long now before 4chan is blocked

rorke told me he has good jeans, might go to his house check his closet out later

>>213871816
just let it go bruh
you lost

Oh your team won the league last season did they? And now they're 15th? But they will be 7th next season? And 5th the next? Wow

>>213871822
>might go to his house check his closet out later
aye and you'll hide in it

>>213871809
I just dunno how people can care about it.

Raise your english flags high my niggers

>>213871842
need them taken down and replaced with pride and palestine flags

>>213871840
its british culture
i wouldnt expect a paki like you to get it

You lost

One of the parents has already said he forgives the killer

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has-text(/(?=.*\b4chan\b)(?=.*\bblocked\b)/i):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

Hides posts within /brit/ if they contain the word "4chan" and the word "blocked". The words need not appear next to one another nor does the word 4chan need to precede the word blocked however both words must be present within the post.

>>213871842
they took it down lol

why did I have to be born in the incel generation?

>>213871859
How thick do you have to be to lose your granddaughter and still want more of them

seeing all of the pretty girls my age with friends in the park wearing nice dresses and having lunch while I'm dressed like a dosser in a t-shirt and jeans. grim. wish I knew how to dress better and look as good as they do in casual dresses

>>213871816
tbf who even are we to think we can force services in other countries to comply with our arbitrary rules?
very haughty, very naughty

have noticed that yank evangelical christians and/or catholics LOVE adopting black children

several conservative politicians, political commentators, pastors, judges have em
Bloody odd if I dare say so.

>>213871875
They get pressured into it

/brit/ needs to send a brigade of our most strongest men to Kent in order to wank off the migrants

got the 3pm acca on which will decide if i can go out or not tonight

I think we can all agree that some things that are currently illegal should be legalised

might partake in grim alcoholic twattery later on

>>213871884
they've already sent their very based reply to ofcom
which just means they'll get isps to block it

>>213871859
Guarantee the police were sitting at his house every fucking day lecturing him about being anti-racist

>>213871816
if kiwi f.4rm.s word can sod them off so can 4chan

>>213871905
should magic mushrooms really be classed on the same level as heroin?

>>213871885
Have you really noticed that, or just copied what someone on X said?

>>213871816
cia can afford better lawyers than ofcom
therefore 4chan will be staying up
simple as that

>>213871905
>>213871905
Like what

when a lad comes to me talking about "male loneliness epidemic" i just call him a faggot and move on

>>213871859
>Michael Weston King
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Weston_King
looking for some publicity

BOSH

>>213871935
like shitting into their air and catching it back in your bumhole

all my uni friends have careers or are pursuing passions and I sling boxes around at a warehouse

>>213871934
unfortunately that just means ofcom will get our isps to block it from this end

>>213871917
Cor, based. I wonder if Hiromoot lives in Delaware now kek

wanked to bbc splitscreen videos award

>>213871940
Never heard anyone talk about that in real life

>>213871917
it's over for sir queer

>>213871945
Nice bit of Elton's prolapsed anus there

i have screamed at the top of my lungs to 86% of posts in this thread

>>213871945
lush that

>>213871964
because it never happens

Made a joke on reddit about my post being verified by fact checkers, some Reddit are actually came on saying “errr where are your sources? Fact checkers usually cite their sources”

Lmao the fucking spacker

>>213871976
i know i can hear you
surprised you haven't gone hoarse yet

>>213871840
its cause its the most base and primitive form of bread and circuses. sports was, atleast among, the first form of the bread and circuses developed. it's too simple to fail, like literal bread, always eaten and sold and when bread cannot be provided the state topples.

rorke looking at his sister's big white bum and muttering 'built for black britons award'

>>213871917
Oh they’re seething hahaha

>muh 1st amendment

>>213871934
Ofcom was never threatening to take 4chan down though
Some of you lot are proper retarded

>>213871989
many such cases

watching Trackmania streams on Twitch and clapping while groaning like a mong whenever the Trackmania car lands somewhere really cleanly

>>213872006
they're just in denial i'm afraid

has offcom even successfully blocked a single website yet

>>213872006
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
you're a bad faith glowie and you should hang yourself with your h&m tie in your GCHQ office cubicle

>>213872022
scream

>>213872032
Again, they're not threatening to take 4chan down

>>213871962
Based

why is the government so tech illiterate? why has the state become ruled by clueless 50 year old women?

>>213871929
they aren't though

Iittle bit constipated

poo seal for pm

Stupid Janny got mad over a personal comment I made to him then banned me after he made some idiotic attempt at being sarcastic to the entire thread. You're pathetic Janny and now every is well aware you do in fact abuse your power.

just swallowed a bit of mouthwash. it's over for me

wonder where all the spackers on brit/pol/ are going to go

>>213872049
how is that based exactly

>>213872084
ktim
been farting all morning but no poo yet

>>213871989
omds

>>213872108
wherever they went before there was /brit/
maybe forbidden planet?

>>213872108
probably move on to year 11

Nofap gives me insane aura makes me healthier and more confident

I reckon the highlight of my evening yesterday was when I wrote 'poopenfarten' in a Twitch chat and the streamer acknowledged it and then everyone started writing in German

>>213872108
Clock off then drive from GCHQ to whichever Cheltenham suburb they reside in.

Cheadle's been fucking wiped off the map

Spackers with mental illnesses on /brit/pol, spackers with learned helplessness on /brit/feel, what sort of spackers are we then?

>>213872195
harvey price

Slow rate of posting today, I reckon the ISP 4chan bans are already starting

>run fingers through hair
>easily 5 come out each time

it's so over

Cheadle final boss

they are holding mikey in an mi5 black site near cheadle

god only knows what mikey has told them...names, schizos...gimmicks

i'd think about lambing it to another place if i were you lot

>>213872195
Functioning alcohol spackers, apparently

>>213872210
It's because the football is back on.

The deanos head over to /sp/ during such times and us autismos are left to run the asylum.

>>213872239
that stefan molyneux tweet about her running out of eggs is still one of the all time greats

Latest images from Cheadle

>>213872239
she is retarded and so are you

>>213872263
I will do my best!

>>213872298
Looks like that ceasefire with Poowong fell through then

>>213872283
she has loads of money she probably froze her eggs ages ago

>>213872333
Doesn't help that Cheadle residents had this to say

>>213872283
she can just freeze her eggs, idk why rorkes ignore this, or do they actually don't know women can do it? lol

Rorke protesting the counter-protest by staying at home

im writnig my coemdy act for the Edinbrugh Frnige 2026 lol can you gibe me feedbcak Mouselord

Ok !! I Will

do

It !!

why did the chckien cross the raod? to get away form grayeats lol he will eat said chicken

...

Teddy loves it !! Mr. Bean
What do You
say ..


It`s Great HomeAloneEveryFridayNight !!

thnaks lads lol don`t tlel Gary lol

>>213872357
>>213872375
alri TSDF

>>213872394
hoarling

>>213872394
as always........ lets give it a go !!

spent the day in bed wanking

>>213871945
why are there 5 stupid sides to one small piece of meat

>>213872470
It's alright in some cases

landlord suddenly wants to sell soon

I dont have the funds for another year

he's "unlikely" to agree to a contract extension

the race is on

>>213872470
depends if the world will end if you don't rape someone

lets make poo seal go viral

poo seal is love
poo seal is life

Let's use the hashtag #PooSealSaturday!

>>213872394
SCREAM

um there's a willy in a fanois on the 'log

next thread should be a poo seal edish

if dtfib makes the new, we should ignore it and build a powerful POO SEAL edish

I wonder why /brit/ basically has no presence or reference outside of 4chan aside from the racist in greggs thing

Gary eats I support Your Relationship

with a Man .. !!

gay Sex arse !!

>>213872673
scrombobulating

no idea what i was doing during steamingtoil last night but there is a garlic baguette burnt in my airfryer and loads of mayo on it

as it were

>>213872673
p sc

>>213872612
love are frivvi

>>213872612
wish she weren't bogged

>>213872680
ahaha that's epic mate we pintmen eh

the most relatable moment for me is when trump said he could just drive away
i do wonder why more high profile people dont just pack it in and say 'i want to try something else with the rest of my life' especially after they've made a considerable income and secured their future and family future for years

>>213872777
poosc

>>213872787
poo mentioned

well that's Rorke's sister done then

>>213872680
probably was up your arse

>>213872812
what if someone allergic to cats buys from her. she gona get sued

homeAlone
EveryfridayNight !! You`ve
got No Fans !!

no nede to be rude wealdstone raider lol

you want some ?? I`ll Give
it Ya

can we All be friends
Let's Give it a

Go !!

Gary Eats you`ve Convinced
Me
I Am No longer Violent Let`s
Watch Football ..

lil zoomer basing his entire origin story on spongebob and sopranos memes

>>213872852
A tale for the ages of love conquering hate

>>213872839
no they wont
be quiet
FOY

having nothing is a sign of being rich or poor. if you're rich enough you can literally walk about like adam in the buff with no house or anything. police ask why you're naked? just pay the fine or bribe them . starts raining? just buy a coat then and there. need to sleep just walk into a hotel and flash your credit card

>>213872904
where's bro keeping the credit card *eyes emoji*

>>213872852
poosc

HomeAloneEveryFridayNight you Are very Wise About
God

tanhk you Gary Eats lol that is a big cmolpliment

hello best Friends !!

lol hlelo Mr Bean our bset freind

How do You get Pikachu on A Bus
what You Do
is Pokemon

Mr Bean That was Funny !!
You gave it a go !!

>>213872936
Same place you should be keeping yours
Squeezed between your arse cheeks

>>213872945
i know you're just copy and pasting his gimmick from the archive but it would be nice too see dtfic

nova
>>213872981
>>213872981
>>213872981

Do you people understand Scottish accents, and how about Indian English?
It's just sounds.

This Big Brother-esque situation of Gary Eats, Diego, Mousey and Mr. Bean (with Teddy) living together must look so mental to lurkers
Especially that one time the Masterchef duo popped in

>>213872984
Far too early also kill yourself

>school holidays
>suddenly all the brit personalities are talked about again
must be a lot of demented children in here

Gary Eats and Mr Beans beating Diego
Mousey crying and rocking in the corner, hitting himself in the head, begging them to stop

Fuck off
Someone make a poo seal edish

>>213873045
they are all friends you stupid fucking bitch

>hurrrr school holidays
As the rest of us know, and so ignored his post, it's Saturday so the schools would be off anyway
The days blend together to him though