Thread 213872981

big eagle hehe :D edistion

>>213872993
Yes

name a famous indonesian?
can only think of one and he did some naughty things in manchester

>>213872993
Well I'm Scottish, so yeah

how does this happen in 7 fucking months
hairbros I'm scared

Im an absolute slave to the calvinist work ethic only feel happy if ive worked hard dont feel happy just enjoy relief from stress sometimes

>>213872993
you are the most spasticated language in europe everybody makes fun of you

>>213873059
He shaved his head
Are you an idiot

>>213873059
He shaved it you fucking spack

but seriously why would someone create a spam bot on here to spam about poo? Whats the point of it?

>>213872981 (OP)
too soon

>>213873088
>>213873105
its a bot retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXnAIgeVGt4
let go
be free

i love how /gif/ threads are like
>tranny scat thread NO niggers

poo seal

FUCKING SCREAMING

its a seal...made of poo

isnt it funny how differently we talked about ukranian refugees to syrian refugees
10k syrian refugees caused a massive outcry and public backlash
225k ukranians, nobody cares in the slightest

this is based btw, no matter what people say nobody wants to live near muslims

>>213873141
Really funny that they had to lower the post count and bump limit so there wasn't 50 threads of niggers

>>213873129
you cant have bots on 4chan. they cant do captcha

>>213873121
not soon enough

GET HIM ONLINE SAFETY ACT

ummers

>>213873141
probably the worst board on the entire site honestly

>>213873160
I'll seal your poo ;3

>>213873145
thats a penis going into a vagina

>>213873166
yeah but have you actually seen real life ukrainians in your town before? They're fat ugly pigs and yokels, not like what i was told on the internet at all

um that could have been... you know

did a dodgy imagination wank there

>>213873141
the whole 'bwc' vs 'bbc' cock war thing that goes on over there is beyond cringe

whelp, that's child porn

>>213873194
>caprice
corrrr shes such a dirty minx

rorkes idols literally rotting away omds

>>213873145
if i tried to do this my penis would fall out because it's too short

UMMY WUMMY

>>213873261
this nigga turning into a B.O.W

>>213873226
i have yeah we even got them in my backwater shithole. they're alright. living for any amount of time in a city full of brown people really changes your perspective

I need to move out.

My sister is a non binary freak.
My mum is low IQ.

I can't stand being around either of them any more. I'm begging for advice here lads. 4chan will be banned soon, please help. I live in Wales so housing isn't so expensive. I have around 55k in cash savings and around 15k in my stocks and shares ISA that I could use.

Should I just tell them straight up? I'd prefer to buy rather than rent obviously, although I've never lived on my own.

>>213873261
leftymong still living in 2016

is it normal for political parties to sell football jerseys?

>>213873261
doesn't he already have a (fake) chronic illness?
Lymes disease or something

err guys THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL

>>213873305
Rorke turning up to 5 a side with Himmler 88 on the back

>>213873305
thats a pasty baby face right there

>>213873298
yes
and with housing inflation if you bother getting tenants you can own it outright in no time
interest rates are finally coming down too so it's the perfect time perhaps

>>213873327
poo scremjongtengjeongtong

THIS *clap*
IS *clap*
NOT *clap*
NORMAL *clap*

>>213873226
The ones here will ask for a $20 like it's pocket change.
>Well, if you don't have it on you, I could come to the bank with you. Can you buy me a television?
The fuck is you on Ukrigger?

Arseberg has utterly mindraped me today

>>213873298
if youve never lived alone before you should rent for at least a bit before buying, so you know what you want in a house
if you've got that much cash and a solid income getting a deposit on a place will be easy for you though

>>213873332
How should I approach it?

>>213873371
Better than what Mindberg had planned.

>>213873371
grow up

>>213873371
will be going for the 4th shite today soon

>>213873384
Step by step

rorke !! <3333

>>213873371
grow down

>>213873397
grow up

>Lyme's disease
>fake

>>213873404
poosc

>>213873384
is chatGPT broken?

really regret buying my house on a main road
it's a terrace so i hear the neighbours on both sides with the paper walls

what film to watch lads x

>>213873421
ever hear them shag?

driving a combine harvester through brent and harvesting the finest wogwheat for milling

>>213873421
hope a car flies off the road and penetrates the confines of your stinking evil incel abode

>>213873421
just sell it

>>213873441
grow up mate

>>213873421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9e9I3r9w_U

>>213873411
just like the covid vax

>>213873473
????

>>213873492
is he sucking a golf ball

remember the heady days of unhinged covid lockdown posting

preparing the ceremonial robes for the performance of the wanking ordinance

Had Radio 4 on and it was some gay-sounding paki talking about a local poetry group for mental health and he was saying poetry is helpful because people don't need to worry about finding the right words
Bit of a fucking stupid thing to say isn't it

Just been charged with negritude

>>213873298
>should I tell my insane mother and sister that I have 55k liquid and another 15k if needed?

No. However you should take steps to move out of the parental home, as you are aware. If you're employed, which I assume you are given your financials, you will easily get a mortage or a rental property.

Do it all in private then just dip one day. If these people are as insane as my own family then you know they cannot be of any use to you. Anything you tell them will be seen as a problem or as leverage against you. Your goal is to get away from them.

You yourself must put the wheels in motion to set about this goal. If they didn't help you growing up, they can't help you now.

>>213873532
birthday card pish

>>213873532
i dont think you realise how rock bottom their standards are

>>213873515
OPEN THE FUCKING PUBS

HEIL HAMAS

HEIL HOUTHIS

HEIL HEZBOLLAH

HEIL KHAMENEI (the k is silent)

laughing shoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ybaLbpQ-4
remember that summer? :o

>>213873532
lol

Went for an incel walk. Now enjoying an incel coffee

>>213873603
you should do an incelsuicide

went out for a walk
came back and realised the incel flat smells like arse

why are people posting the /brit/ greatest hits today?
why are we rebooting /brit/?

>>213873603
How sad and lonely are you that you repost someone else's photo about getting coffee just to get a crumb of attention on a Saturday afternoon?

>>213873603
then why didnt you take a new pic

>>213873627
sent that cunt fuh-lying

Today in Manchester, a woman was handed a microphone to sing "free Palestine" to the tune of "Sweet Caroline", and she was just awful.

>>213873532
I always turn it off whenever i hear a bame voice on radio 4
its my final sanctuary

>>213873603
>girl coffee with chocolate and milk

fuck off gay arse cunt

>>213873059
It takes 10 minutes and an electric razor....

>>213873655
Awful only if you're a gammon

>>213873603
wheres your fucking book. at least try and look interesting

>>213873603
nigga wearing skinny jeans in 2025

>>213873673
or if you were subjected to her tone deaf singing

have utterly fucked my FPL
going to give up

Get the lockdown started again

get the gormless bames carrying stuff on their head

Real dollhouse hours

>local poetry group for mental health

This is the sort of shite the GP recommends when you finally muster the courage to see them about the suicidal depression that's been wracking you for 10 years.

You get an A4 print out with the URLs for the Mind charity website, the Samaritans website and details of a local church coffee morning where the average age of the attendees is 80 years old.

>>213873705
bizarre image

>everyone laugh at the person who left his house for a walk
you people are pathetic

>>213873725
hoq so

already on the vodka and coke

>>213873705
thats a far better and easier way of carrying that load than any other approach

>>213873732
He didn't actually though

>>213873745
gin and tonic for me

90% of my positive memories of childhood was literally just how i was taught to be a consumer drone. getting the bus into town to spend money on books and comics at sauchihall street waterstones and forbidden planet then going to the cinema

>>213873705
i've seen indians walking around shops barefoot. i've seen mothers holding up their kids as they pee in the street.
moments lost to time. like tears in rain.

literally dont understand how people can be depressed when women and gyms exists

>>213873770
get it down ya la

>>213873745
>>213873770
girl drinks. get a beer in ya woofters

>>213873773
mine are playing pokemon silver

idgi

>>213873627
He reposts it because it does big (You)s every time. I appreciate you noticing that he's not me.

t. the actual lad in the image

>>213873754
>16082025_152452.jpg

>>213873746
ask your mum how she carries my load

Double rum and tonic please boss

>>213873802
I'M FEELING SUPERSONIC
GIVE ME GIN AND TONIC

>>213873773
alone?
I used to do the same but it was really just about socialising with mates while knocking around town aimlessly and sometimes buying a CD at HMV

>>213873785
like piss droplets in that kids piss

>>213873809
cat's gone and stolen the ham and put it on his head. wouldn't want to eat that

>posts a normal picture

OH MY DAYYYYYYYSSSS
OH MY GOD VIRGIN! VIRGIN FREAK KILL YOURSELF AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>213873802
beer wont get you drunk asap
spirits are the wasters dream ticket

>>213873843
ktim

>>213873810
are those the glasses from that incel meme?

>>213873836
nah i only went out with my mum and gran. was too scared to of people to make friends and specifically too scared what other people would think of me for hanging out with those people

>>213873810
>scruffed frames, probably store brand
proper incel stuff

have severe yellow diarrhea and it smells a bit fishy. am i going to die?

>>213873815
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/country/GB/image/B_Jga-8g4ll3uKQLX_Wc4g/

>>213873913
screaming

>>213873847
a man isnt supposed to get drink asap.women do that then the guy carries her home and shags her before she knows what happened

if you're on spirits it means you want to raped in the bum hole

What does bame mean?

i want to order a starbucks but i'm trying to be good

mad how cocaine has completely ruined my brothers life

>>213873904
we're all going to die

Just got a pintberg in de lids

alright lads

whats been happening past few weeks while i was away? thought this place was getting shut down haha

>>213873913
ah, i'm not a chronic /brit/ poster you see

>>213873943
get the vapes sucked

>>213873876
unfortunately yes they are the chud frames

>>213873933
how so a good personal friend of mine did cocaine for years and he was ok but he misses it greatly

>>213873926
best
all round
motherfuckers
ever

>>213873810
have those new balance shoes
dad calls them my gay shoes whenever i wear them for some reason

>>213873883
:(

>>213873933
it generally improves mine

>>213873926
is gov.uk broken?

>>213873788
uganda be kidding me!

>>213873926
biomass activated melanin entitites

>>213873810
>>213873773
lad loves his sacuhiehall waterstones

>>213873985
ask him how he knows so much about gays next time he does it

>>213873925
bizarre post

golden warthog golden warthog bish boom baa
im gonna get you gonna get you chaa chaa chaaa

>>213873261
time to put himself into a coma in russia again i guess

>>213874030
UGANDA BE KIDDING ME!

SAID

THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS GETTING SHUT DOWN

WHATS HAPPENING LADS

>>213873985
Yeah I get a fair amount of grief in here for wearing them too. I think they look fine.

>>213874020
You can usually get a seat up top and watch the people down below, it's good. There's poor phone signal though, you're looking at 1 bar max so it's a real battery drainer. Vaguely recall they have free wifi but of course 4chan isn't available on their network.

>>213874038
it's true though. everything is the on ramp for sex. women are the gate keepers of fannies. they get drunk to lower the gates.

if you want to get drunk as fast as them it's because you're a closet poof looked to open your bum hole

>>213874030
He can't help it, he's got a pooftah for a son.

off out to watch some rugby with the lairy afrikaaners that smash up the bar when they lose

Need her to squat down over me and poo in my mouth.

Britain is a nation full of Detroits

>>213874110
The next stop is Rutherglen. Please mind the gap when alighting from this train.

please don't talk about alcohol mates, I am hungover

>>213874164
esl moment

might perform a drive on american truck simulator

>>213874151
scr

>>213874164
>I am hungover
ktim when sexting over walkie talkie

>>213874207
kek poo screamjong

rewatching x files. it aged like fine wine

>>213874177
The punctuation needed to be brought up a level, but that was definitely English-rules English.

a black gf would save me big time
match loads on the apps but im too scared to date one cos i only have a 6 inch bwc and am only 5'11

>>213874116
project on

>>213873943
same

>>213874009
nice

>>213874281
me too but my bwc is only 5.5 inches

just want the black jack lolly ices back

>>213874110
actually fucking screaming at these next jeans and autism trainers

>>213874317
black jack gives me ptsd

>>213874295
>the nail
>sobranie cigs
>allen ginsberg
>desperados
>red converses
omdzzzz rorke

>>213874321
are you though?

>>213873550
I don't want to completely cut contact. They know I have plenty saved up anyway.

>>213873374
Is there much point renting though? It's basically more expensive.

>>213874281
like a decade ago i matched with a clearly nerdy and decently looking black lass
she messaged first, asked me about fallout
left her on read
whiff of a lifetime, completely completely absolutely 100% fucked it

>>213874295
holy shit you're a wanker
It's working. I'd sit down and analyze you if only to make you uncomfortable.

how not to dress like an incel

>go to m&s or similar retailer
>look at mannequins
>find relevant clothing items in your size
>pay

>>213874295
coach and horses

>>213874366
trying too hard, grow up mate

>>213874388
heard they're actually married and it was all a lampoon

>>213874321
There's nothing wrong with them. I understand that zoomer fashion is baggy trousers but there's no point in me dressing like an 18 year old.

>>213874344
hitting on 18, like a chump

Get the linen and boat shoes on

>>213874346
and the purse really brings it all together

This is a UKF exclusive

>>213874395
that is exactly how an incel who is trying to not look like an incel would dress

hate when going into cities and all the people dress cooler than me
totally clothes mogging and i could never pull off their fits

What are the chances 4chan will be blocked?

i dress like a lowly soldier in the sopranos crime family

>>213874401
I'm trying too hard? Maybe I'm just in cahoots with the mafia, CIA, FBI, and the KGB

>>213874471
100%

>>213874459
time to hit the gym

>>213874395
for me it's shein

>>213874395
great now my grandad's just said "ive got that shirt"

get all my clothes from george, me. mogs all the mongs paying £200 for a jumper i can get for £15

>>213874494
i do
3+ years and still look dyel in clothes (apart from my forearms when visible)
im a framelet

just don't bother wearing clothes, go out as you are lads

>>213874508
george who

>>213874525
buy a size down

>>213874488
:(
Fuck's sake
This has been my home online for over a decade. Summer is ending, lads...

>>213874525
time to roid mate. natty lifting is a meme

>>213874560
>This has been my home online for over a decade.
i've been here since 2005
not sure what i'd do otherwise

>>213874593
same, been here since 2004 though

>>213874459
heres my secret
https://arveilo.com/

>>213874608
same, been here since 2003 though

>>213874577
worry about balding and my balls shrivelling up

>>213874414
It's a shame because he doesn't have the awareness to even begin to understand what he's doing wrong. Nevermind the fact she's well out of his league, she's being kind to him throughout the exchange yet he's reacting in an entirely hostile way and with a defensive posture.

He seems to have expected her to be hostile towards him and have ignored what's actually come out of her mouth. The ending where he comments on her arse is just the final nail in the coffin. It's hard to watch. This lad probably believes in the rhetoric of Chads and Betas as well, like truly believes that he's a nice guy. You'd hope that he sees himself properly watching this back.

>>213874608
Had to fucking one-up me, didn't you? Fucking prick.

>>213874593
>>213874608
no you haven't, behave

>>213874608
bet you went on holiday to elevenerife as well

>>213874626
she's clearly taking the piss

>>213874593
What was the chon like back then?

>>213874635
yes i have. i was here when the menu was an iframe

>>213874675
full of old cunts going YOU ARE WINNAR and thinking its funny

>woah what large, full balls you have

said no one ever. If you're even slightly beginning to go bald then just roid. Baldness is the only reason not to. The only reason.

I started posting here in 2010 when Minecraft was getting big

So what's the solution when 4chan is blocked?
Will we get a SFW version?

>>213874675
lolsorandum

new
>>213874598
>>213874598

wise men say,
only dudes pass shits,
but i can't help,
thinking your bum shits poo

shall i say,
would it be a sin,
if i can't help,
thinking your bum shits poo

like a river flows,
surely to the sea,
darling, when you go,
some things aren't just a wee

take my Oust,
take my wet wipes, too,
cos i can't help,
thinking your bum shits poo

>>213873809
alri solar sands subscriber

>>213874669
no, she lacks a sense of self which is why she uses pop-culture as substitute for personality
he could have taken advantage by saying there's more interesting things about her than what tv shows she watches

>>213874696
>what is erectile dysfunction and sterility

the scrandemic

>>213874669
how is she? is her tattoo of breaking bad fake

>>213874720
That's him done then

any cunt here done a cycle?
starting a 500mg/wk cycle next month when lifting season kicks back up

>>213874712
There is no solution yet. That's why you're still here.
I'll miss you guys if you go. This general's the last bastion of the fucked up hope-in-the-eye-of-hopelessness that made this place worth visiting in the first place.
Can't cook on the cooking board. Can't make music on the music board. I can still occasionally speak English on /brit/.

>>213874626
its ragebait mate

>>213874669
She's not, watch it back. All the women behind her are however laughing (because they know, and we know, that she's well out of his league).

But if you watch her on her own, and listen to what she alone says, she doesn't cut him down. She offers up ice breakers which he immediately shoots down as part of his insecure meltdown. He has gone into the interaction expecting to be made fun of and feeling like he has to clap back to defend himself. Instead she has been nothing but kind to him and in the end he's 'rejected' her to defend an imagined slight that never took place.

What you could say, is that she's only acting this way because it's on camera. It may well be true that she wouldn't give him the time of day in a real life scenario but we don't know that. All we have to go on is the interaction we see.

>>213874739
>>213874750
she's there for the attention. she's clearly not interested in that guy and just wants to fuck around

>>213874742
gave myself minor food poisoning at least 50 times before i realised you're not supposed to let the middle of a minced beef patty be red

>>213874741
What is cialis and hCG?

>>213874830
i'm on this guys side

>>213874799
yeah cunt, i'm on one now. fucking HELL i fucking LOVE it. aaaaah cunt you better get back on one sooner than that ahahahhaa you look like my little brother. anyway i'm off to the gym to go and fuck some shit up, i'm feeling fucking pumped. safe as mate, sound AAAAAAAARGHHHH i'm PUMPED!

>>213874859
things that are ilegal in the uk and unlikely to work :)

Are we changing Leftypol's name then or keeping it as it is?

>>213874886
why are these beasts not in cages

>>213874890
no need to be flippant
i was asking a question

Cheadle's on fucking lock down lads
Don't ask me why
Just spreading the news

>>213874840
you're wrong

>>213874901
Change it to leftypops

>>213874800
4chan has been a constant in my life for over a decade. If it gets banned I'll be very depressed. Maybe there will be a workaround but it will be hard to access. I also strongly expect there to be an internet censorship push against privacy tools and Open Source software as well.

Like I said above, it feels like the end of an era. The end of an era of fun and a remnant of the old internet disappearing.

I'm worried about the internet as a whole honestly. Things are not looking good.

>>213874830
hes a known American comedian they will have been prepared for him saying something like this

>>213874930
no, you are

>>213874840
you're here for attention you faggot

a black girl WOULD SAVE ME

>>213874929
can i still get to the waitrose?

nuclear emergency reported in poowong

>>213874921
shut the fuck up cunt. i'll not say it again. i've just taken my dose mate, do you really want to go? you and your pipsqueek off-cycle manlet gyno pectus chest? get on a cycle cunt, then maybe we'll bang about cunt. till then sit down shut up i'm not gonna say it again.

>>213874979
need her stroking my big white penis

Britain doesnt have free speech, only regime approved speech.

The protests against Vance and SUTR rallies are basically the equivalent of state mandated rallies in Judeo-Bolshevik Russia.

poowong twinned with cheadle

Rorkeypops...won.

>>213874936
That's better I think. I will start using it

>>213874843
mongo

lab grown meat is here to solve the cost of living crisis and rorke's still seething about it

How do I get into crypto lads?

>>213875029
this gives women the ick btw

>>213874982
What part of lockdown don't you get lad? Stay INDOORS

>>213875048
yeah

>>213874943
unironically have been coming on 4chan for about 18 years

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da

>>213875030
she hiding it from him because it's a black baby

>>213875030
Who's the woman?

>>213875029
>Sufi Pervert
no Rumi or ibn Arabi on the list

>>213875048
you can't
been outlawed by sir fiat lover

>>213875043
it's aborted foetuses mate, get a clue

>>213875083
Rorke's sister

>>213875087
no it isnt x

A Modest Proposal but we eat third world bames instead

Done grocery shopping. It's the simple pleasures in life.

The internet is basically dead now, or at least the clearnet.

The future is probably with decentralised networks.

yet to meet a virgin who wears skinny jeans

>>213875077
projected cuckold illness award

what the fuck does a random chinese politician have to do with some random schizophrenic american's grocery shopping
i hate 4chan so much it's unreal. autistic fucking freaks

>>213875148
rare good yank post

>>213875121
What did you get lad? Anything good?

>>213875148
yeah but how about a yank who posts weird esoteric right wing tea bullshit whilst avatar-fagging as a cat?

wish i could tolerate my sister's kids for longer because the idea of them is really cute and lovely and i don't want them growing up without spending time with them but then in practice they're really annoying and terrible conversation at that age and i just want it over with after the first half an hour.

>>213875048
buy low
sell high

>>213875048
put all of your savings into the most shilled shitcoin

>>213875206
uncle grouch, eh?

Banned from Tinder and Hinge for doing black man catfish accounts

really
cute and
lovely

I can finally get an action figure of my hero

>>213875273
>>213875273
>>213875273

>>213875133
it's a gimmick you dip

i'm sorting out the new, one moment

>>213875242
my 7yo nephew asked me why he never sees me smiling the other month

my knee has been stuck for 18 hours now

>>213874414
Poor wasmian lady, I'd snoodle her as we watch her breaking back show.