Thread 213875273

rotating edition

>>213875275
that bastian sweinsteiger?

>>213875297
that's kinda sad man

>>213875273 (OP)
MAMMA MIA MARIO!

>>213875273 (OP)
First for a hearty Saturday supper

my knee has been stuck for 18 hours now

>>213875273 (OP)
any of you guys by any chance happen to have VSO Programme Office
Culture Guide for India for the year 2004? is this even archived publicly?

here is the Rwanda one for 2004 https://files.catbox.moe/53a8zj.pdf

LATEST FROM CHEADLE
STAY INDOORS
STAY SAFE

ive just realised ill never make art and im considering suicide

the bame gf

>>213875311
yeah. i said because i'm tired.

what's the best way to hire some goons?

nigga name is keir

>>213875369
https://www.bing.com/images/create

>>213875369
don't waste it, take ricky jones out with you

>>213875391
you can hire me. what do you want me to goon to?

>>213875394
posted it again award

Cheadle earlier today

Rorkenis enraged at BMWF rape but offers no other solution to the fertility crisis

>>213875428
whats that

>>213875369
why not
what's stopping you

was this really necessary

>>213875376
more

>>213875446
Cheadle earlier today

on the booze again arent i

>>213875450
>>213875459

>>213875482
posccr

>>213875490
was THIS necessary

>>213875482
poo binbling

left my bastard sony xm3s on teh plane
forking out 400 quid for a new pair of xm6s now
im loaded you see, doesnt matter to me

>>213875450
Yeah

>>213875428
all the tastebuds leaving my mouth after taking a bite of the mcspicy (because i am white)

Fuck sake

>>213875428
Media is silent on this as always

scransteinberg

>>213875513
>how did this advance the plot???
just read a plot summary at that point

>>213875513
'

yea
last night wasn't enough
must be on my period

>>213875534
too cute for school

>>213875513
Tranny tier body

>>213875517
can I have some money?

How do I cure my autism
Urgent

>>213875409
it didnt work

>>213875411
i dont care about football

>>213875448
im talentless

so >>213875531 is what >>213875450 looks like irl

>>213875565
memory unlocked!

>>213875611
asked chatgpt this question and it told me there's no cure

>>213875608
sorry mate, just spunked it all on some new headphones

>>213875614
>im talentless
better get practicing then

>>213875611
you have to be loved and have regular sex

>>213875603
it's a literal child

what the FUCK did they mean by this

i had autism as a child but it went away because i played outside. the cure is touch grass

People are so bad at reading out loud

>>213875701
who's going to pay for this

anime is so ugly i don't know how people can stand to look at it

>>213875716
not me im brilliant

Mouse Boy

is

my
Hero ..

>>213875654
Right well that's a bit of a problem isn't it

miss the days when every other post was a fantastic /brit/ gimmique

shits serious
even the good asians are getting it now

>>213875740
that's The First Mouselord to you, peasant

>>213875727
The biomass

>>213875765
all true

he's literally me but more interesting, talented and actually gets girls

reading redscarepod
interesting stuff

what do they do with the left over turds and whey

fewer underage anime girls
more anime murder machines

HAD A BAD DREAM THEN I WOKE UP IN HELL
AT THE HOTEL ROLLING LIKE A WINDMILL

>>213875753
In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter.

why did they stop releasing data on this in 2011

hit or miss
i guess they never miss huh

>>213875934
Mass white male sewerslide if BMWF statistics were released

Rorke you can't say that

have you said thank you even once?

Oldham lost 2-1 to Swindon. Not on, lads

>>213876039
did more than that and got fucked

>>213875979
Those statistics have been released, in the form of dating app data. You can look it up.

england's own richard charlieson, son of charles scored for tottenham hotspur

got a "foot" fella myself but a big fan of these feet

Just tried to watch a pron on a UK VPN
State of it

>>213876119
why dirty

>>213876119
She been slaving away in the coal mines?

>>213876137
go fuck yourself, jeffo

cant get interested in football in August

>>213876119
for me its black lassies with white soles
not even into feet but a massive fan

>>213876137
we're saving our white birth rates. rorke has gone cold turkey and his wife is pregnant now

>>213876153
Is it even dark where you are? Slow down

>>213875934
mmhmm statistics timmies cun handle it xx

Welsh people sound so fucking gay

>>213876153
>>213876209

I would give anything in the world to live in on the water in Hull

we died of covid in 2020 and everything after that has been purgatory

>>213876137
It's to keep our children innocent and pure until they're old enough for the Pakistani rape gangs.

>clothes shopping online
>item description: model is wearing size Medium
??? how tall is the model?? what is the point of this description and why do they NEVER include fucking measurements like the secondhand cunts do on ebay

>>213876173
same, I start watching in March tbf

Alice Glass
https://youtu.be/TtI9003nzro

>dying of covid
the ego of some people

>>213876259
they hope you forget to return it and just buy it again

>>213876278
this is what i suspect
though its more the hassle of returning it
very jewy

>>213876291
what they won 3-0 or summat

remember when jeffo was actually a cool intellectual drunk and a biker
now he's just an israeli mouthpiece

>>213875614
everyone is born talentless

Another day of picky bits in the garden with Mumberg and Siblingsteins

Absolutely MENTAL how good my mood is in the summer, life is so bloody lovely and peng and comfy rn xx

may as well vote reform, economies fucked anyway

VAPE COIL BURNT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>213875907
in the grand scheme of the universe maybe
but i'm still not happy about it

>>213876291
Cor
Imagine if they go ahead and win it before Newcastle gets to hahahaha

Should black men be allowed to have sex whenever and with whoever they want without any consequences

anyone here from poowong?

>>213876323
hate cunts living happy lives with good family relations, just fuck off

>>213876338
Good, vaping is terrible for your lungs. Go to the gym.

>>213876317
What khazar milkers do to a mf

>>213876350
well yeah

>>213876183
love this

acca was so fucking close
FUCK i just need to win once

you benchod bloody you

>>213876358
Take the initiative and improve things with your family lad, you only get one of them

>>213876350
hrmm maybe

>>213876359
Either that or I smoke a pack a day

>>213876323
die

>>213876319
yes but I have no artistic talent 33 years after my birth

>>213876380
try again, you're due a win

>>213876360
yea, i guess so
now i feel what my old man felt
disappointment

l am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes. Normally I drive in my Aston Martin to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens. The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

>>213876404
relax heatherpaedo

8 year old Lesbians.
8 year old Gays.
8 year old Bisexuals.
8 year old Transsexuals.
8 year old Queers.
8 year old '+'.

brown eyes>blue eyes

>>213876401
Tough addiction

Thinking I should play a video game today but not sure what one. Tetris? Pong?

Husband wants to go and watch Weapons and will only go if i come with him but I hate horror films and he’s throwing a tantrum because I told him I don’t really want to. The man is 31 as well btw.

>>213876484
mass effect

How do white men compete with the masculinity and aggression of black men? Sure you can say, 'We are better than them, we don't chimp out and attack people when we hear an n word', but when it comes to war...to be honest I think blacks have the upper hand in this current year.

shame halo died, was good fun, interesting universe
crazy to think halo 3 was once the biggest commercial release ever and now no one gives a shit
imagine if GTA just become completely irrelevant in 10 years time
loved halo reach

>>213876341
well yeah its over for you

>>213875273 (OP)
>mfw i'm standing on a turntable

Might get a 'aki 'za. What toppings do you get on your 'aki 'za?

>>213876494
>>213876500
yeah?

>When I was twenty-four I had a flash of insight: that this was in fact my life, this is exactly what it looked like and presumably always would. That one's studies, this fabled and much-talked about period in a life, on which one always looked back with pleasure, were for me no more than a series of dismal, lonely, and imperfect days. That I had not seen this before was due to the constant hope I carried around inside me, all the ridiculous dreams with which a twenty-year-old can be burdened, about women and love, about friends and happiness, about hidden talents and sudden breakthroughs
damn unc

i've left my phone at my dad's what a melon

Feel knackered all the time. Just sleep all weekend

>>213876517
We call them kizzas round here

>>213876517
I don't give money to pakis if I can help it.

>>213876513
kek

>>213876494
>Weapons
Wait, they made a film about Rorke’s family?

>go out drinking
>get smashed
>get kicked out of club for "harrassing"
>go to kebab shop next door
>get mugged of phone/wallet/keys
you can't say karma doesn't exist

>>213876505
no it ain't

Do you also enjoy kino in Britain?
https://youtu.be/dbftQpzIyUk?t=7s

might start a coalition

>>213876517
I had a ‘ki ‘za on Monday night and bossman must have scratched his arse before he rolled out the dough because I had a dicky tummy all night and the day after. Kinda put me off getting one again but I know I probably will

>>213876484
devil may cry

>>213876521
Haha bet he's crumbling at this, bet he's just corpsing over how much of a silly billy you are

>>213876586
Kizzas are so powerful we know they are shite but we cant stop buying them ffs

>>213876584
Who's the target?

>>213876595
i've text him on my work phone but i think he's in the bath as he's just left me unread

>>213876586
corrrr, extra curry flavor

Mental how stupid sheep are

>>213876599
Indeed la, ‘kizzas are a cruel mistress. Even just this conversation has me jonesing for one ffs

>Last surviving WW2 Victoria Cross recipient dies aged 105

RIP. He secured a bright future for the BAMES in europe. Gone but not forgotten

They should get the female pakis to poo on each pizza shouldn't they, am I right lads or am I right

anybody have that nazi bizarro tier ranking image from about 6 years ago that ranks how weird each nazi was

>>213876666
yeah?

brit/pol/ spackers on about their bames again

>>213876632
Might get one ordered ffs it's Saturday I suppose, Kizza and a few beers, fuck it I'm ordering one lol

>>213876586
I remember you posted this
Usually the kebabs give me a weird tummy

>>213876500
If blacks are so hard how come their main strategy for getting their way is to cry about white people bullying them out of racism?

>>213876691
l think about this post often

paki shops sell drugs to kids

>>213876666
how'd you do that la

Take back this retarded e-thot

>>213876073

Just wondering if these Total War games are for me :( x I can never handle the multitasking required in battles in Shogun 2

>>213876690
Because it gets them institutional power easily
But call a black guy an n word on the street and he won't cry and call you a bigot, he'll spark you smooth out

>>213876666
eerie post

>>213876726
do you have what it takes to be a little armchair hitler?

Lunch

Might need to try the old Mousey trick with the Gary Eats YT video via a tablet pressed up to my greasy nose as I wolf this down

>>213876691
Rorke can't help it

>>213876715
He's posted the seal! Quick lads, post the hashtag #PooSealSaturday!!! Poo seal squad!!!

>>213876688
Good lad what toppings?
>>213876689
I tend to be fine with kebabs and donner meat they just give me rancid farts which I kind of love desu, means I get to enjoy the flavour all night and the day after

>>213876709
surprised they don't sell kids

>>213876586
Stopped getting takeaways after that last curry. Yeah it was a tasty doner meat vindaloo but I'm not paying £15 for a horrific case of the shits again. Chinese or a chippy is always fine though. Just expensive innit.

>>213876742
what on earth is that

#PooSealSaturday

>>213876763
for those who enjoy something milder, the Elton Johrma

>>213876742
good grief!

>>213876742
similar looking substance came out my arse this morning

>>213876740
I can scream and shout and let it all out but the little men on the screen always get outnumbered and pummelled by stronger units :(

>>213876742
Genuinely looks like the sloppy shite my dog took in the kitchen last week after I fed him a slice of expired cheesecake

>>213876742
>the old Mousey trick with the Gary Eats YT video via a tablet pressed up to my greasy nose as I wolf this down

it`s a

Classic !!

>>213876742
looks like sir elton wont be around much longer. sad!

>>213876781
you shitting dry rice, la?
you need to drink more water

>>213876762
Yeah I don’t know where the Chinese get off charging so much nowadays, especially when there all dodging tax. At least bossman pays tax since he’s on FoodHub, even if he is employing the small boat cronem as his delivery drivers

might do a curry for tea actually
a nice one though not like that slop
onion garlic ginger cumin turmeric coriander hint of tomato puree chickpeas red lentils coconut milk spinach lime rice parsley lime juice salt bosh

If /brit/s so smart why can't it name this species of bird?

>>213876730
Seen my little brother shout the n word at a black lad and the guy didn't do shit. Bit racist my little bruv. Love him to bits but he had a go at my Indian neighbour as well which was out of order. Called him a "black bastard" lol.

>>213876821
Timmy feelin like chad after pumping out a watery tsp of cum into pang-pang

>>213876821
damn kim jong un trooned out
sad

Hilarious to imagine the amount of absolutely vile slop people have posted here

If you can't get a gf become the gf

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>213876861
Nothing more British than eating beige slop

British home cooking is genuinely some of the worst in the World, it's shameful because it reflects so badly on British cuisine overall which is actually decent.

>>213876830
Red shouldered hawk

>>213876894
Not mine

>>213876846
>had a go at my Indian neighbour as well which was out of order. Called him a "black bastard"
Is he blind as well as retarded

>>213876894
British cuisine is pretty shite as well let’s be honest. We deserve our reputation for shit food and shit teeth, some things are stereotypes for a reason lol

One of my staple meals is literally just tuna mayo pasta
I make it 3 times a week and have for the past 2 years.

>>213876830
Hawk tu'ah innit

>>213876861
Shall I post some of my concoctions/takeaways? They're nowt special. OC is OC though.

>>213876661
yeah but I can't find it

>>213876910
Jeets are dark as hell tbf

>>213876922
Cor you have the carbs from the pasta, the protein from the tuna and the fat from the mayo. Well-balanced meal

>>213876921
Spaino tier bait post. You love to see it

>>213876922
It’s pretty lush tbf I make that a lot too. I just chuck random salad items into it as well, bit of cucumber and tomato, salt and pepper, sweetcorn, spring onions, peppers it’s lush and very versatile

>>213876742
>Gary Eats YT video via a tablet pressed up to my greasy nose as I wolf this down
the image of this in my mind is so funny
AI could NEVER replicate it

>>213876965
right looks more aesthetic if we're being totally honest

>>213876910
Non-whites are all the same to some people. And I don't think they let retarded people work as deep sea welders.

Love every other type of fish but never tried tuna bcos I don't like the smell

could go a pack of buldak noodles but I have to be out all day tomorrow

poo sealing

>>213876922
ever thought of tomatoes or onions?
cost nothing, bring flavour and vitamins

>>213876956
It’s not even bait though, you ahve to be deluded to disagree with it (sad as that is to me).

>>213876979
Was going to say the exact opposite to this

>>213876922
>>213876957
i crush up a bag of crisps and mix them in for a bit of crunch
peng as

>>213876985
Tuna steak is one of the most peng fish you can eat

execute tech CEOs

>>213876899
>google lens

>white man playing a person of colour in a film

isn't this fucking illegal?

>>213877005
Should probably try it but prob won't
ever shag your mum up the arse?

>>213877000
Corrrr absolute genius move that tbf

I sometimes crush up a packet of ready salted and use it as breadcrumbs to top a pasta bake with a bit of grated cheese

>>213876994
If youre used to council estate runt slop yeah.

>>213876952
Spicy beans omelette, that. It was pretty good iirc.

>>213877015
Shut up, you're just raging that I got it right. Thought you were dead clever

>>213876742
nothing wrong with this desu. it's just a ready meal but on a plate so it's all spread out and looks worse?

>>213876861
Hello

Party rockers in the house tonight

>>213877036
PO SC

>>213877041
I’m as upper middle class as they come and some of the shit my friends’ mums used to serve me when I went their houses, the shit my flatmates at uni cooked, the stuff I get served at dinner parties and see people post on social media… oh my days. We deserve our reputation. I think my cooking is good but most other people’s? Come on.

any living off their credit card man in

>>213877016
name 3 instances of this happening

>>213877079
>upper middle class as they come
Which public school you go to?

mad that the majority of all people are uncreative, and that creativity is innate

>>213877092
i dont have a credit card

>>213877103
Doxxable info

>>213877106
i have three

>>213877106
i have four

nearly beer o clock

>>213877092
Got a debit card. Live within my means me (jewish bankers hate him because of this one simple trick)

a fly got stuck on my fly-paper, what a mong

>>213877049
Well done

>people and children being chopped up in places like Yemen, Somalia, Sudan, Western China Xinjiang, also some South American shitholes
>leftypol: umm those aren't important okay?? we need to import the gazans

>>213877111
Hunchback bros we feasting. Richard III and hunchback of notre dame roles forevermore

>>213877154
yes
seethe

The scrandemic

I'm going to be looking at pornographic content now

is there any downside to buying stuff on klarna and spreading the cost out

>>213877186
what are you looking at

>>213877154
i do like baked beans but bottom sounds really nice

So the ear pods aren't charging then. More Chinese tat for the landfill. Just about got my £15 quids worth out of them I think but it's a pain having to buy more.

>>213877190
shut the fuck up deano lmao

craving some wretched junk food

>>213877186
dangerous and downright stupid

>>213877199
Boobs and fannies mainly

hamsters are not nocturnal

they’re actually crepuscular animals, which means they’re active during dawn and dusk

>>213877184
you forgot to take the wrappers off the "cheese"

>>213877199
:)

>>213877225
oh

>>213877208
you wanna get yourself some air pods

>>213877184
Weird that you make these images just for yous because i cant imagine a non lobotomised person would eat something like this

>>213877226
ok but that's a vole

>>213877184
Cor I've literally got a sugarfree Red Bull with me now too
Good on you for looking after your health and that x

Anyone else got embarrassing parents?

My mum stole around £4k from her employer one year over Christmas when I was a kid to pay for presents and got caught, had her face all over the local paper. Me and my brother had the piss taken out of us at school afterwards and we all eventually had to move.

We literally never talk about it. Somehow she avoided prison because dad took out a loan to immediately pay it back.

>>213877226
ur mams a crepuscular animals

>>213877256
doxable info

>>213877252
Melted that blob

Just saw a lad get done not once not twice but thrice in quick succession

>>213877245
Apple stuff is a massive rip off. I need the sport ear hooks on them anyway or they keep falling out of my massive greasy ears haha

>>213877256
>We literally never talk about it
Even when youre having an argument you never threw that back in her face? Very controlled of you (unlike your thieving mum)

>>213877280
This was in the mid 2000s so I doubt there are web articles about it

>>213877167
funny how arab muslim countries refuse to accept palestinian refugees

>>213877315
no they dont

Is Celeste from the video game 'Celeste' a man or a woman

whoever makes the new better use the best gimmick ever for it

>>213877309
I never argue with my parents and I don’t want to make her ashamed because other than this she is a great mum

>>213877329
yes they do

losing my marbles

>>213877352
Poo seal !!

>>213877256
Makes me sad reading that. Feel bad for your mum. Not saying it was right but she probably went through hell over that moment of weakness trying to do something nice for her family.

I'll make the new
*runs off guffawing*

ah all's good, that lad said he's gone to make the new :)

>>213877349
think they're a bandicoot

>>213877349
it was a girl when the game first came out but then the creator decided he was a tranny and retroactively made the character a tranny too

>>213877362
can you explain why you lied?

don't you get it? there won't be a new

>>213877349
>>213877396
also the character is called madeline
celeste is the name of the mountain

>>213877167
Normally I'd be in favour but we're over capacity now. Maybe should've left some room for actual refugees instead of letting in every Tom Dick and Harry for years and putting them up in hotels.

>>213877417
>>213877417
>>213877417

>>213877397
they enter illegally and get put into camps

https://apnews.com/article/palestinian-jordan-egypt-israel-refugee-502c06d004767d4b64848d878b66bd3d