Thread 213877395

Hieratic head of Ezra Pound edition

poo smells lmao

demolished like my first heineken of the evening

>>213877450
PO SC

>>213877397
>50k egypt
Fuck off
Saudi Arabia doing bugger all too

https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg?si=14Lt5ymoitZP-DI7

Sub edish

get the 5 star hotels nationalised

get the gormless biomass in them

Where’s the Belgian? I’m worried about him

>>213877429
oh so it's like how Zelda in the Legend of Zelda was originally a woman but then Shigeru Miyamoto decided to become a woman so then Zelda became a man

>>213877521
dealt with

>UK taxpayer funding Israeli bombs getting dropped on little kids
>UK taxpayer also getting those kids medical bill
Dunno why anyone in this country bothers.

>>213877521
been busy getting black cock slung up my arse

get them in the hotels and out on deliveroo bikes

>>213877521
toby sent him AND his 10cm (and thin) willy packing

>>213877521
mind-raped after being accused of being an imposter by dozens of imposters

>>213877521
me and a couple of fellas 'went' to belgium and had belgian flags posting here, there was a bit of confusion, or should we say impersion

his 'reputation' is gone xx

>>213877536
what did you do?

>>213877521
clogwog done him in

get them employed in nurseries

>go out drinking
>get smashed
>get kicked out of club for "harrassing"
>go to kebab shop next door
>get mugged of phone/wallet/keys
you can't say karma doesn't exist

>>213877521
10 cm and DONE

>>213877591
posted it again award

>>213877541
lad you're making us and sweden look good
you speedran being turbocucks
poles out, pakis in eh?

I need a girlfriend

>>213877588
young professional women?

get them opening vape shops and serving 1 star hygiene rated kebabs on every street in every city centre

Get the brown biomass educated. Get them stable work. Get them a clue. Integrate them into our British society. Get them acting roles in BBC dramas as someone who snogs white women.

One thing I don't like about my newly purchased first house is that my neighbours are deeply lower class. I feel like a piece of shit saying that, especially as they aren't noisy neighbours or neighbours from hell or anything.

But they are just so lower class. The neighbour (not the one whose TV I can hear through my fireplace) is a single mum with no decorum at all, she's the type where just loudly yelling at her daughter from across the house is the normal default form of communication instead of just regular talking. Her default voice is an aggressive sounding tone. I can see into their kitchen and it's the type where its a fucking dump, shit stacked up everywhere, rubbish and dirt etc.
I try to make my house look nice and have it nicely decorated and clean etc. but you just know she doesn't even try herself. I don't even want to imagine the rest of her house - I bet its a dump.

She causes me no trouble at all and the only reason I can hear her right now is because she's in the garden and I have my window open, but I just hate that I live around these types of people.

Yes, I grew up comfortably middle class and am a sheltered privileged boy, I know.

>>213877629
mental how fit they are

You could learn something from her chaps.
Meanwhile Lizzie II's dying words were "just be yourself Sarah" to Sarah Ferguson. Far less poignant.

>>213877629
whomst

>>213877649
not really newly purchased anymore is it

>>213877649
i too despise chavs

get them into the mysterious "takeaway" shops that stay open until midnight on weekdays

>>213877649
yeah i've already done this gimmick today

>>213877622
I voted Brexit to try and stop all this nonsense. Turns out the UK government is just as anti-white as the EU.

>>213877695
i know, i don't blame you lad

cat's breath ALWAYS smells of fish
quite butters desu
makes kisses far less enjoyable

>>213877671
At what point is it not newly purchased? I would have thought after a year it is no longer new

>>213877676
It's so demoralising. Especially as a lot of the neighbours are just kindly elderly people that have lived here forever and we live near a really lovely park. But it's just the odd handful of proper lower class people that makes me hate it here

gonna watch some BBC now

>>213877738
good boy x

>>213877661
>Died (aged 101)
bit greedy

mmhmm yeah dat all nice an well but i bet the s curved black dildos are about to administer a wicked rectal bashening to my arse while I'm playing on my luh pc

>>213877735
fucking UM

New from BBC: 'Henry VIII Was Black'. Stormzy stars as Henry VIII in a rap musical. All six wives are played by Nigerian women

>>213877735
Do you try to brush its teeth? You can get seaweed powder stuff to sprinkle on their food to help remove plaque.
If it still stinks you should take it to the vet xoxo

>>213877557
Kek

no one replied with impostor so its the real one

get them all in brand new motability cars
get them all doing 70 in a 30 zone

>>213877749
she was 69 you CUNT

>>213877664
bbg6rl

grangle grangle

>>213877629
i need this curry xx

reminder to report BE flags posts

>>213877779
you're supposed to brush cat's teeth?
I thought they did that themselves somehow
regardless she's 5
probably too late to get her to comply now

>>213877629
>>213877807
I fucking despise living in a 95% white town. I NEED, nay, DESERVE a peng peng brown ting

mmhmm flattening disabled mongo cronem with a combine harvester

nun they cud do LOL

>>213877830
>I thought they did that themselves somehow

>>213877830
you fucked it lad.
my catberg still winces when I try to brush its teeth but he still lets me try with a bit of struggle.
Get your catberg some of the plaque stuff from pets at home

>>213877395 (OP)
I haven't had friends in like 2 years I am alone and most people my age are fucking retarded I hate zoomers and millianials suck

>>213877629
Fiona Bruce square face

nigga brushes his cat's teeth

>brushing your cat's teeth
bet you take it to a pet psychologist too you runt

>>213877875
yeah?

>>213877875
No te pregunto hombrito

You can brush your cats teeth and it's recommended
none of you lot know anything

Wonder if dogs' teeth needs brushing
My parents' dog always has stinky breath

if you don't have friends, you're the problem

>>213877899
you are such a boring poster

rorke huffing and puffing as he chases his moggy around the house with a toothbrush

rorke not taking his pet to the vet

>>213877875
aren't you the most extroverted people in the world?
even amongst the famously extroverted latinx, caribbean latinx are the most extroverted latinx

literally the most extroverted people in the world and you can't make friends?
how embarrassing

>>213877835
same
but alas i live in cornwall

>>213877957
corbyning at this

>>213877905
Well I mean they are all fake and stupid I was the only one able to fix this shit

>>213877835
>>213877968
Just move to Birmingham

>>213877957
screaming

>>213877473
image was created by islamic media and is only posted by muslims

>>213877875
hello puerto rico
would you like to be my friend

literal 10/10

What are you lot on about brushing cats teeth. They're not drinking pepsi and eating twixes are they.

Bummingham

>>213878016
she looks like a man

>>213878004
>>213877964
I am in the states but my flag says peutro Rico because I reseted my phone there

>>213878030
rorke feeds his cat coca cola and haribo tangfastics

>white man playing a person of colour in a film

that's......pretty gross

lasagne update

>>213878049
not white

>>213878041
I'm talking about the one on the right you retard

>>213878071
Quite like that you took it at a low angle so as not to facedoxx

>>213878071
hollandaise sauce coming along nicely there haha

>>213878071
looks like you've made mince for a curry instead :/

*clink clink clink*
drinking update
drinking update

>>213878071
get it made, get it scranned

volcel if you wouldn't

>>213878049
what an odd choice

live laugh love x

any internet addiction man in

>>213878101
aha regular bechamel at the front, much cheesier sauce to the back. like to differentiate the layers me.

>>213878049
If Assad is a "person of colour" then the word's lost all meaning. Is it just because he's foreign? But then so are ethnic Euros. Is it because he's from an Arabic culture? Just when you think the works can't get any sillier. Beyond parody at this point.

>>213878049
Leftypops FUMING about this, xe will be on Twitter tonight mark my words

hope Cillian does an atrocious accent

>>213878108
nah it's the carrot, makes it a bit orange

>>213878186
o rite I thought you wanged curry powder in there aha x

>>213878049
they're putting an irish guy to play a syrian? seriously? i guess white representation in cinema ain't high enough these days

gay if you wouldn't

>>213878157
If you could overdose on the internet I'd be dead a thousand times over. I'm more internet than man at this point.

>>213878157
if the internet goes down l'm smashing the place up and killing myself

>>213878030
Yh ikr? Been send the bugger of to a vet for a deep clean and oil change yearly. Still runs fine, purrs under the bonnet and dosn't smell of shit from the wrong end.

When I was growing up I spent a good 5 hours after school playing habbo hotel alone on the computer, then even longer on weekends. I recall one summer my gran was up looking after me and she asked shouldn't I be out with my friends but I fobbed her off and continued playing.

In retrospect spending all my teenage years playing habbo hotel rather than socialising was a mistake and now as an adult I am quite severely socially stunted and mentally ill.

https://youtu.be/cQHGIxC_6cw?t=604
Imagine being a small boat cronem and this is the first thing you see

>>213878267
Great pic

>>213878298
ktim
overall quite grim to look back on
but I suppose I didn't know any better

another week ass thread
weak ass bitches

in one day l will end the war in Cheadle

>>213878317
please remain in your paedophile containment board
>>>/a/

>>213878138
We say 'suffices in war" "... with a paper bag on the head!"

>>213878342
yeah?

>>213878298
It's not actually true. You are fine.

bet you lot fucking reek

>>213878356
yeah bitch
weak ass shit noggaaaaaaaaaa

Nigga name Keir

Been looking into the Fediverse lads.

Imo it's the best solution for the upcoming 4chan ban. From what I gather you could make an Instance just for /brit/.

>>213878376
i smell nice

>>213878376
...yh

>>213878298
I had pretty much the exact opposite experience. Wanted to stay in reading (before the internet) and playing video games and farting about online. Mum wouldn't let me and always kicked me and my brother out to play all day. Unsupervised. On a council estate. When I was 6. Needless to say, I saw some shit that fucked me up for life. Later spent all my time "socialising" (drinking and doing drugs) and that made me even worse. Reckon I could've been an internet millionaire instead of an alcoholic wreck of a man if I'd been allowed to stay in and study instead of being thrown to the nonces.

One love.

any /I don't know what to do, my life is hopeless, oh god please help me/ man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPRSeuehlcU
most depressing video I've ever seen

>>213878376
my bollocks actually stink right now because i'm in the same pair of underwear i wore for gymtoil and walktoil

suckin on that juize

>>213878459
*raises hand*

>>213878467
Not much footage of you as a toddler for the same reason

>>213878487
would love a whiff of that x

lol

Sir Useless Wanker

>>213878499
LOS JUEGOS

>>213878376
COCKPONG
O
C
K
P
O
N
G

fucking hungry lads

have a full head of thick hair but might start wearing a hat so I don't have to brush it

>>213878533
I thought he died years ago.

bing bing cock pong willy willy willy song

I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF THICK HAIR OF THICK HAIR FULL HEAD OF IT A FULL THICK HEAD OF HAIR THICK OF IT FULL OF THICK OF HAIR OF IT A FULL THICK HAIR OF HEAD

honest question for the shaggers itt; are you meant to "feel a connection" to the woman you're dating from day #1 or is it meant to be something you develop over time?

I meant bing bong sorry ladsies

I have a thick head full of hair

has the BBC ever had a debate whether or not they should change their name given the other popular use of that acronym?

Reform’s Chairman, David Bull, has told the Telegraph that he is socially liberal, supports policies such as allowing men into women’s prisons in some cases, and takes a centrist approach to politics.

He also criticised former colleagues for being fixated on immigration.

Drifting towards the political centre is not the path Reform should be following.

Power for its own sake is not worth having — what this country needs is a bold and radical shift.

argentinian gf 2026

why are pedos always fat and ugly
inshallah one say we see a pedo looking like george clooney

>>213878620
you're meant to spaff in her fanny and make her have a baby
get on it

>>213878647
sorry mate my mind started wandering after I read BBC

Reform Chairman @drdavidbull has given an interview to the Telegraph:

He reiterates that there are cases where Reform would have men in women’s prisons

He says he is “socially liberal” and admitted to calling Farage an “idiot” for saying we shouldn’t treat foreigners with HIV

Says Farage looks at Yusuf with “parental affection”

Says politics is “won in the centre ground” and that Habib and Lowe are “going down a rabbit hole in their obsession with Islam and immigration”

There isn’t a blade of grass between David Bull and David Cameron in terms of ideology.

Reform are simply the 2010 Tory Party and their own Chairman has confirmed that at length.

>>213878659
you've forgotten the pasta mate

>>213878647
>the other popular use of that acronym?
chronic porn addicts and immature sixth formers should not have any say on the happenings of society what so ever.

>>213878662
what about that one bodybuilder pedo
something freeman

I have epilepsy. Means I get the jab early.

You'd think I should be getting free money from the government but I don't.

>>213878659
looks like elton john made a whoopsie on your supper

>>213878659
weird looking tiramisu

>>213878710
they're most of the population at this point tho

>>213878699
beautiful!

>>213878699
bpd wench

logging in

drinkgen guinness

>>213878711
Martin?

gimmicks so grim

>>213878711
Rich Piana Freeman

>>213878694
Toryboys to the camps

>to tavern
shes a wench!

>>213878777
he left humanity behind

>>213878777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQSYvLOscI

Ok this goes hard. Patriots in control.

tek to t'tavern!? no!

Retarded right wingers who say "both sides bad" in reference to Israel and Palestine are idiots when Israel is planning to deport the Palestinians to Europe, which is yid-controlled land.

>>213878659
cheese sauce looks extremely peng

>>213878826
lmao

why was c.s. lewis called jack

>>213878826
https://youtu.be/OiIe2znA1ao

>>213878843
Stfu spaki you fat nonce lol

>>213878826
Look at those liberal boomers.
Vermin clinging to life.

this fella
ken freeman

Can't imagine how grim it must be to have a gf who goes "out" as a hobby. Going to clubs and drinking.
Glad my gf stays at home and knits and reads.

>>213878826
rorke having to scribble on flags while leftypol comes with professionally printed signs

>>213878873
what about him?

Grape stats: this particular grape is small and quite delicious.

>>213878884
was a nonce

>>213878873
Seems like he knows how to make great home videos.

You're coming with us, Rorke

>>213878826
When Chelsea won the last worldclubs

>>213878930
3 police for 1 disabled old women

>>213878856
Sinclair "farma" is literally a nonce, however not Pakistanisi

>>213878882
>while leftypol comes with professionally printed signs
mmhmm yes almost like they're supplied by a state funded agitprop group

>>213878930
She had a hammer in her hand. Was handled fine.

>>213878930
This is because she posted 'I love England' on Facebook btw

>>213878953
sir keir's britain

>>213878965
boils my piss

>>213878953
>women
lmao

>>213878961
not so fast

>>213878316
Ty!

>>213878958
government literally funds far left Ngos to discredit and lie about right wingers

Grape Stats: Placing a small grape up my raisin-y anus. Quite pleasing.

gay porn - woke nonsense

Name:
>Freeman
Status:
>Not a free man
Ironic.

>>213878981
no woman has ever had to put (she/her)

>>213878961
the biomassette

>>213878983
like shagging prince harry

mental how

fanny

>>213878662
Why are elephants like this

>>213878989
why do they have to be vietnamese?

Reading the Chris Chan wiki

>>213878981
I bet this troon doesn't even need that wheelchair.

See loads of them cutting about with canes and walking sticks these days. When everyone accepts trannies as par for the course they need a new thing to garner sympathy and 'otherness' so suddenly they need a walking stick despite being in their 20s.

>>213879014
so that's why they don't want to release the epstein files...

>>213878994
that's a big neck

the british slag

Grape Stats: Rolling a grape back and forth on the desk, as though rubbing a minuscule yet extremely fat man's belly.

>>213878981
Okay I take it back men who troon look like old women

>>213878983
Thought we carted that whole lot off in our long boats.

>>213878826
Can someone explain, seriously, why we can't have the refugees just live with the people who want them? Just vote by district on how many to take and that's how many you get. Everybody's happy. How is that not an insanely obvious solution to all this? Who could possibly object?

>>213879007
NHS literally ignoring the highest court in the land. They must know better.

Might start identifying as pakistani

>>213879007
mental that these fucking cretins walk amongst us

>>213878826
Love it

>>213879067
>Who could possibly object?
i wonder

NHS more like NWS national woke service

>Found living in Suzhou, authorities waited to arrest Freeman until he transited to Hong Kong, because the US had no extradition treaty with the government of China, but did with the government of Hong Kong. On the evening of May 1, 2007, Freeman was caught at the Lok Ma Chau Control Point. He injured himself and four local police with the ensuing fight.
Genuinely fucking reeling there's no footage, especially bodycam, capturing this arrest.

>>213879055
you didn't get them all

>>213879049
god that's so hot

>>213879034
knew it was pride one year because I saw loads of fat munted women and trannies hobbling off the train on their walking sticks

>>213878699
She is so sexy

San pelle on ice. And yourself?

>>213878953
>3 police for 1 disabled old women
Think thats a monty python sketch i saw as a wee lad.

>>213879067
because literally everybody wouldn't want them leftypol will virtue signal about refugees but would never house one, for obivious reasons

Wish I was dead

me chatting with my good mate nazilad from the /birt/

>>213879097
China is le bvsed and should not get slagged off, didn't you get the Discord DM?

Get the fucking wogs deported

>>213879111
surprised they didn't phone ahead to get the station wagie to drive the buggy up the platform and give them a lift

they'd have enjoyed the attention

will NOT be drinking tonight x

>frogposter
>"my good mate"

>>213879112
tell me about it lad x

why do you have to come here and make /brit/ so boring everyday
go do something else

feel like SHIT

danny ratemytakeaway has gone to pakistan for food !!
for fish and chips


it is not good

gary Eats would not have gone there with his friend greeno Eats and mr Bean (and teddy)

>>213879123
Which could kiss you wet lips dirtystile

>>213879161
is she still pretending to be a lesbian?

>>213879161
>those pupils
oof

>>213879154
Thing is l can understand pardoning your own kid even if he's a fuck up. Trump pardoned rich people and rappers who said they supported him

>>213879175
In her case it would have the opposite effect

>>213879161
lesbians dont exist she just needs a good cock (my cock)

>>213879175
yes it's literally all she has

>>213879166
Gary Eats and
Greeno Eats

putting On

too
Much

weight ..

It Is Not Healthy
in my Opinion !!

>>213879121
>literally everybody wouldn't want them
Then why are they here? If leftypol is saying "refugees welcome" but votes against it, well then he'll have to shut up when the results come in. Or house them personally himself. The hypocrisy is fucking unbearable.

A ‘patriotic breakfast’?
Sausages were invented by Sumerians circa 3000BC; all beans used in baked beans are native to South America; pork was first salted in ancient China & hens were first domesticated in ancient Egypt. ‘Patriotic’
What an awful joke Brexit is making of the UK.

>>213879154
Leftypol suddenly indifferent about US politics being posted in /brit/.

>>213879231
a patriotic brazilian breakfast

pink <3 white

fuck this
had enough to drink that i might land in bed
maybe do just a tiny little snooze

>>213879231
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ONFJzSbZL84?si=GZBTh1c3vFXgLM-U

>>213879182
loving your kids unconditionally is a crime for MIGAtards

this figure is insane

>>213879231
Brazil had no civilisation whatsoever before Europeans colonised you.

>>213879181
anecdotally I have observed women tend to have much more dilated pupils than men

Not to say women don't use drugs but their pupils have to be really signficantly dilated for me to consider them being high. Pic rel would be an example of a woman on drugs.

>>213879276
looks like a fart cloud

Smelling my poo in solidarity with our trans xisters

>>213879272
Ah yes the famous family values of the leftist.

I love christ

>>213879026
I don't reckon he really fucked his mum

>>213879123
She's all mine

sucking on a woman's william

where's my little rock skipper >,<

>>213879327
Apparently barb isn't his biological mum anyway

the a serious man score is bangin

There's no freaking way I'll be Rorke's lover!

>>213879303
Always tempted to have a wankeroony over him, but can never manage it.
At least I'm confident in my heterosexuality I guess.
A few glasses of wine and him being there would push me over the edge mind.
Would probably end up smashing his skull in with a hammer out of post nut clarity disgust.

Prince Esswand

>>213879303
That lad will never be somebody's girl.

>>213879327
Really? Look at her. How could anyone resist?

>>213879352
W H A T

transgenderism is a subcategory of pedophilia

>>213879323
This name came from the etymological greek root "the annointed one"

>>213879361
>>213879361
Lmao

>buy rump steak
>watch video on how to cook it
>cook it
>it's super tough and chewy

this always happens
this is why i don't like beef cuts

>>213879361
Great picture, almost manages to hide his lumberjack shoulders lol.

>>213879026
mad he sliced his taint open to create a neo vag and poured alcohol on it to keep the infections away after he/she pooed

>>213879361
>him
her
>his
her

her pronouns are she/they please respect this

>>213879408
slow cooked beef is best
make a nice stew next time

>>213879361
>smashing his skull in with a hammer
Um..based department?

>>213879425
People don't get to decide their own 3rd person pronouns.

>>213879427
this a lad and his sister?

>>213879408
Maybe they're missing something like you're supposed to tenderise it or let it warm up to room temperature before cooking it or something. Don't give up. My steak skills have got a lot better the last couple of years.

>>213877417
>>213877417
>>213877417

>>213879482
>>213879482
>>213879482

Two news, Rorke???