Thread 213879642

the Dutch language must be a real one since only idiots make fun of it, just like Finnish

binland :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>213880051
great post

>>213879642 (OP)
It sucks when people make fun of your language because it's impossible to 'hear' what they find so funny about it.

>>213881346
Anyone who speaks English thinks Dutch is funny. It has a special place in linguistics that way.
But I digress. Even Finnish, as unintelligible as it is, Finns and Estonians find each others languages hilarious. It is an universal phenomenon

>>213879642 (OP)
Truth

>>213882043
in Finland we call these kinds of underdeveloped mustaches "amisviikset" ("vocational school mustache") since only teenagers grow such miserable hair. after 20 you should be able to grow at least a van dike

>>213882043
This is sophisticated men style 2025
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F3wsy8bywXQ&pp=ygUSZXNwcmVzc28gbWFjY2hpYXRv

>>213879642 (OP)
No it's just ugly

>>213879642 (OP)
I wanna shrink the the size of the cat and lay my head on her chest

>>213883548
the French but the ugh in the "ugly"

>>213879642 (OP)
if Dutch was the lingua franca of the world everybody would be clowning English as that goofy weird retard speak

>>213885098
no

>>213885266
yes

>>213885307
are you sure?

>>213885360
quite

>>213881346
go here and read some articles:
>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
very similar effect

>>213881623
You don't even know how these words are pronounced

>>213888072
nobody gives a fuck, ik ook hitler dood

>>213885098
True, but world is what it is.
im chinaswede instead of Hyperborean.

Watch and learn, Suomi uncharged potential is huge.

We had kd 10 against russian, this is so solar systems top Hunter Gatherer
Watch and learn if you are not too ignorant

the dutch are like pests

>>213888112
Quiet dog. Nobody can even point you on the map, soon-to-be Russian.

>>213888990
>I don't know who you are
>but I know which insult to use
not beating the wat nou allegations, hitler dood.

>>213889080
that’s afrikaans - aka superior dutch

>>213888072
veh HEB-en ayn sair-ee-ØS pro-BLEM
idk smth like that.
vocaroo it for me if you will please

>>213888990
because everyone can pinpoint Fakeium in a map weet ik dood

>>213889365
use google translate and press the text to voice button nigga. I agree that the dutch accent is harsh but I can't find a flemish one.
The only one that has english sounds is probleem (proBLAME)

>>213881346
It's because it's so similar to English, so everything has an uncanny feeling about it.
I had a weird experience once where I overheard a conversation between two Norfs who were speaking English, but I just couldn't tune into what they were saying, and it felt like listening to someone speak Dutch with a Swedish/Scandinavian accent

>>213885098
Yessa meesa thinks thatsa too

>>213885098
We habben een serieus cope

>>213890847
rude