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Anonymous United States No.213882531 >>213882679 >>213883512
“Yeah i can speak X language!”
>only knows how to say “Yes”, “No”, “Hello, my name is…”, “Can I have a cup of coffee with milk and sugar?”, “Where are you going?”, and “Where is the store?”
Anonymous United States No.213882569 >>213883512
>can't say please, thank you, or excuse me
gtfo
Anonymous United States No.213882679
>>213882531 (OP)
i intentionally use the wrong articles/genders to piss off germans
Anonymous France No.213883368 >>213883470 >>213883998
You speak English ?

Name 15 beetles in English
Anonymous United States No.213883470 >>213883783
>>213883368
Scientific classifications or colloquial names?

>Carpenter Beetle
>Dung Beetle
>June Bug
>Ladybug
>Japanese Colored Beetle
>Burying Beetle
>Chafer Beetle
>Stag Beetle
>Fireflies
>Rhinoceros Beetle
Anonymous Finland No.213883512
>>213882569
>>213882531 (OP)
And don't forget "right", "left" and "straight ahead"
Anonymous United States No.213883719 >>213884418
>be me
>love to travel to foreign countries
>never learn even a single word of a foreign language
>just speak to everyone in english normally
>works 9/10
>if they pretend not to understand me, pull out george Washington and let him do the talking
>they suddenly always remember how to habla ingles
Anonymous Romania No.213883783
>>213883470
No man should possess that much information about beetles
Anonymous United States No.213883998
>>213883368
oh sorry idk why i thought you said 10
>Blister Beetle
>Tiger Beetle
>Cigarette Beetle
and yeah okay i’m blanking because i nearly started saying aphids
Anonymous Canada No.213884418
>>213883719
Sounds like you just like staying in hotels and going to bars