Thread 213887095

chappy 'dish

>>213887095 (OP)
Um... she's balding!!

>>213887120
she just shaved it off and stuck it to her armpit

>>213887095 (OP)
Yikes

LGBTQ = PAEDO

Although the pain might hurt, when they put me in the dirt
Mumma don’t cry, it’s hell on earth

these really are the ends times it's not hyperbole

michleangelo, leonardo, da vinci, they're all dead
carly rae japsen remain as a performance artist

>>213887095 (OP)
Post her arse again

Just captured a Bri'ish frigate.
Sorry lads, but I needed the metal and rum aha x

It's a bit sad what happened to the aboriginies

Rorke pronouncing hyperbole as 'hyperbowl'

what's mad is that the last 747 was manufactured after the last A380

>>213887095 (OP)
>hairy pits
OH MY PEEPEE

>>213887169
Time for bed so we can get up.for church

I have a sneaking suspicion that music is bad for the mind

Pronouncing hyperbole as ‘hi-per-bowl-e’

>>213887228
would you bum him for 100k

shitting a poo out my shitting arse

do normies shag when it's this hot?
seems too mucky to be worth it

Attempted to discuss the bicameral hypothesis with my schizophrenic mother, whose auditory hallucinations tend to be commanding. Did her best to listen and understand, but after a short while she told me the voices were asking her to make me leave. Dunno whether I buy into the hypothesis, but it makes one ponder

Hungover. Feeling ill. Hate it!

Feeling increasingly suspicious of monogamy

>>213887251
Yeah it's peng

poo goes in, poo goes out

>>213887257
go to sleep then

>>213887251
love sweaty fat birds me

Do virgins wank when it's this hot?

>>213887279
In where?

>>213887095 (OP)
Hot damn what an armpit.
Gonna censor her face though.

>>213887257
Drink one part water to one part alcohol next time.

>>213887184
it's PHAT

>>213887252
Never heard of this hypothesis. I’m doing some investigating

free bob vylan

Millenial hipsters used to dress ironically, but they knew it was ironic, because they were raised in normalcy.
Zoomers are just fucking dumb and don't realize they look like shit. They don't even know that their shit is ironic.

>>213887325
lock that little nigger up and throw away the key

>>213887251
obviously mate it's not like people in hot countries go celibate everytime it's hot is it

Nigga name Keir

>>213887311
Is she still a massively whingey bitch?

>>213887311
built like my boy(girl?)friend

>>213887322
Enjoy, I have always found outlandish ideas like morphic resonance, manifestation, remote viewing, etc, to be unpalatable. Jaynes fringe ideas are the first to make me so contemplative.

>>213887311
no dyke is built like that

who does itauma fight next?

OPEN UP YOUR EYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
SEE THE WORLD FROM WHERE I STAND


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZvSriNSvUk

The Aryan Bicameral Mind
The Jewish Consciousness

>>213887443
dillian whyte

sophie dee pre boob job oily wank toil is a go

>>213887311
my arse twin

the ol' windows news feed as it were

Me on the right.

>>213887451
nigga you are cooked

>>213887451
No FUCKING ponies!!!!!!!!!

>>213887475
Hate this fucking bitch

>>213887465
one of the few brit pornstars to actually have a juicy fat arse

nth for the holodem

>>213887455
Jaynes suggests the Greeks were the first to attain consciousness as we understand it.

>>213887257
For me it's hair of the dog

>>213887526
That's when human misery was invented

>>213887499
ur complicated
love you tho

NOOOOOOO
HAIL STORM

>>213887465
Love watching another mans willy getting pleasured whilst I sit in the corner wanking off haha x

12 year old girl and a smartphone
12 year old girl and a smartphone

>>213887558
pack it in

The Bradley Walsh /brit/ meet and greet starts in one hour

>>213887257
Ginger tea, dry white toast, ibuprofen

>>213887558
Got to be an absolute nightmare having a 12 year old daughter.
Can't bring up taking pictures of her bits.
But would ideally need her to promise not to take pictures of her bits.
Awful.

>>213887095 (OP)
what is her ethnic heritage? she looks very bong coded (ugly slag)

>>213887547
i will stay as a boy cos i'm too ugly to be a girl by far

gearing all two of my alcohol-ridden brain cells towards understanding this retard's theory

>>213887095 (OP)
you just know those smell wild

>>213887592
Hysterical post

grown ass 30 yo ass man calling himself a boy

Americans have no decorum anymore. Just a bunch of fat slobs wearing shorts and Star Wars t-shirts.

>>213887589
Post brad surprised 1

pissing out my arse

dillian shyte

i haven't gooned since the gooning ban, im going to explode

>>213887592
In the future children will be banned from the internet

>Your daughter is dating a black guy, seems friendly, is same religion as you
>Your daughter dates a muslim arab
You have to pick one.

might bum an arse

Haven't been here in a while. What did I miss?

>>213887641
wie gehts brudi

Have so much game with the ladies on the phone, but irl I'm an awkward mess. Bloody frustrating

>>213887683
go to bed cansnigger

>>213887683
>>Your daughter is dating a black guy,
corr

>>213887698
Something good

>>213887699
ganz gut
und selbst

>>213887679
The internet is literally being catered towards children.

>>213887701
ktim

>>213887720
audibly keked

>2.19 for a cheeseburger from maccies
mental

>>213887558
so glad i had a son guarantee if id had a daughter i would fancy her once she became a fit teenager

>>213887683
I pick family annihilation (I am a single incel)

If you had to, if you HAD to, would you?

>>213887726
The country is literally being catered towards biomass
In the future it will be different, I have seen it

>>213887764
i've only said it once and it was to save a life

>>213887698
Nothing, we all held off on posting until you came back x

>>213887683
Devout muslims don't 'date' and especially outside of their own religion, so I would know right off the bat that he was a man of low morals.

>>213887746
>>213887764

>>213887764
I will not eat green eggs and ham
I will not eat it, anon-I-am

desalinating a nigger

i couldn't SAAAAAVE HER

>>213887727
Who?

>>213887778
Not true
The men can marry/shag anyone they want
Look up a mut'ah marriage

>>213887683
ironbrain post

>>213887678
mad how i was wanking like a madman the week it came in but have done it less and less

She's so fucking cute bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg3dOKKW284

>>213887764
If
I
Would
Could
You?

don't like TV shows which have sex scenes because it just reminds me that I am not having any sex whatsoever

>>213887789
love when women's feet are slightly orange

>>213887789
she's the only reason i ever watched smallville
such a boring show but she was at least nice to look at

>>213887806
cant even listen to some asmr without being reminded im inbred vigin cretin

This will be all of you in 10-15 years

https://looksmax.org/threads/today-i-became-a-40-year-old-virgin-neet-some-reflections-on-my-life-so-far.1526910/

>>213887764
Don't think I would.

feeling diasporic

>>213887252
>bicameral hypothesis
Reading about this now. Interesting but I find it hard to believe. Surely consciousness is something that gradually evolved? It's bizarre to think that even early civilisations functioned on essentially an instinctive level.

>>213887789
Didn't she get involved in a big culty rape ring or something

>>213887828
is that the irish dispora?

loving my new bog seat

>>213887828
I don't understand the joke. Not Irish btw

Oh joy, he's back to posting looksmax shite

this olly alexander song is a viral in my country
https://youtu.be/ZDw_x_REei0

Minoxidil is making my eyebrows and eyelashes long as fuck. I am gonna be so fucking sexy soon

>>213887701
work on body language

tired, but i kept on going
fell asleep without even knowing

>>213887877
What norwood were you

the only club ive ever been in

>>213887890
dunno do you have a norwood chart for eyebrows?

It's funny how modern "NatSocs" in places like Ukraine/Estonia are so vehemently anti-Russian (which isn't even communist) and pro-NATO when Otto Ernst Remer (the man who put down the 20 July plot against the Führer) wanted an accommodation with Russia and neutrality for Germany post-war.

i just want you to take a second, hear me out
don't think i'm happy cause i smile when you see me out

I’m British

>>213887896
waaaaaaaaaaaahey only TRUE millenials will get this haha

>>213887340
yeah but they're used to heat, we aren't

>>213887910
thats not funny at all
its actually dull as shite

>>213887920
Good lad x

>>213887901
Fucking mong die out

>>213887896
no the pig pen?

>>213887920
*blows your kneecaps off*

How do I get into Wodenist paganism?

>>213887850
yeah she was like second in command of the big culty rape ring

>>213887934
You've been proper stroppy with me tonight

>>213887850
you mean hollywood?

>>213887936
nah i was busy knicking jetpacks and reclaiming my hood to go in there aha x

>>213887948
Hop in a time machine about 1100 years ago mate

>>213887821
When a NEET tries finding a job

i smoke cuz i gives me knowledge

miss the old net

>>213887910
pretty sure it's because during the second world war, russia invaded and occupied those countries and proceeded to ethnically and culturally replace the native population
except when germany helped them kick them out until the war was over and the soviets moved back in

>>213887994
o.o

>>213887890
I am NW2, have been since 18, 28 now. Applying minoxidil preventatively, and for beard and eyebrow gains. Already had very strong brows, but I want more. Pic related, my goal look (but I am uglier)

>>213887994
watched this all the way through hoping she would get beheaded but no joy

>>213887994
6 secs for me to avert my gaze
state of me

>>213888011
I've been NW2 since I was literally 16 ffs. It's slowly creeping up now that I'm 25. I've been really debating the minoxidil I have good beard and eyebrow hair. Not sure if I should just bite the bullet

>>213888011
Right well that photo is quite heavily edited mate

im the only good yank poster

>>213887841
makes perfect sense if gods exist and provided the instincts

I don't actually think gay porn is all that great. I prefer women actually. Straight porn is quite nice

>>213887994
it's rude to stare

>>213888041
Minoxidil is rubbish, fin is what you need

Broads that think having a fetish be a personality

How to save a life

>>213888041
>>213888011
Get a fucking grip
You're balding, live with it

>>213888067
Makes your cock shrink

>>213887992
fuckin brutal

>>213887948
You don't, it's a dead religion, sorry mate x

>>213888079
corr

>>213888058
depends. if the lads are shredded and not hairy and they don't just focus on bumming it can be pretty good.

>>213887683
option 1

>>213888058
Literally couldn't stop thinking about sex today, just needed to shag something the entire day

>>213888079
frankly not possible for mine to shrink any further so perhaps will give it a go

Find it pathetic and insufferable that incels complain about 'life being too hard' when I was in a war at the age of 19 and 3 of the 6 of us had already died of starvation or disease

>>213888104
Guarantee I'm smaller

>>213887683
Arab is closer to white than black

>>213888109
modern warfare 3 doesnt count as being in a war DTFIC

looked up that spunkingbaz didn't i

>>213888109
what war

>>213888109
It wasn't a real war on a battlefield

>>213888109
ohhh ho back the day boyo we used to gun down jerries like it was sowing season hehe hheh h ehhehhh hehhhh

>>213888137
Falklands

got snot dripping from my nose down to my lips and off my chin

>>213888117
highly unlikely - nay in fact a statistical impossibility.

I have an interview for m&s is it worth it, or am I selling my self for an up done job in “Asda”?

>>213888041
DoctorFox do topical finasteride/minoxidil/tretinoin. Dont apply it as instructed, calculate the mg per ml, then research the dosage curve of topical finasteride, and its affect on serum DHT. Then dilute the solution with topical liquid minoxidil, so that 1ml is the highest dose possible without systemic DHT reduction - this all sounds like lunacy, but many tressless haircels have done this and it worked. All DHT reducing meds are overdosed for no reason. No need to go bald lad.
Look into tretinoin to boost minox response too. Dont bother with anything else. Tret/fin/min
Id post the sources and calculations, but I cant go on fin until Ive lost weight cause I already have veerry minor gyno and I dont want bitch tits
>>213888044
Yeah no shit, just want the brows, lashes and beard growth friend

>>213887821
This is why there's no point in looking for a job

>>213888151
working in the cafe seems comfy

dragged 'documents' into 'downloads' by accident and now i don't know whether deleting it will delete all my memes or if i've just copied the entire 15 gigabytes. how do i get rid of it

>>213888148
Dance yrself clean

>>213888160
Fucking hell lad that seems like a lot of hassle

Party in the sharty

>>213888148
get it ate

>>213888176
ctrl z you utter fucking mong

i really like the twilight zone lads

>>213888173
yeah well it isn't you twat

>>213888176
is the original documents folder still there, or no? come on lad it's not rocket science

>>213888173
How so?

>>213888195
i did it yesterday

>>213888070
Piss off. Transplants are cheap as chips now. Balding is no longer a certainty, and many of us like how we look with hair. I dont look bad shaved, Ive done it many times, but I love my hair.

>>213888203
>>213888195
chill out

>>213888208
idk
its a cafe and seems to only ever be filled with pensioners

Is it true the Irish have the stinkiest farts in all the United Kingdom

why do you call it that and not the bible

mad how the moon produces its own light

>>213888261
It doesn't, it reflects the light of the sun

>>213888273
Jewish nonsense

>>213888261
its a lamp

one day ireland will be re-united under one flag (the union jack)

>>213888176
why did you have them in documents and not in the pictures section?

>/b/
must be in 2009 again

>>213888058
love it when the balls slap together

>>213888241
Easy customers desu, rather that then council mums and kids in the area.

great so i just deleted 10 years worth of memes and music stupid cunts

Just Ctrl+z'd my baldness
Head of hair back
Simples

>>213888290
scremaung

a black gf is needed
very urgent

>>213888313
why did you delete it

>>213888180
More hassle than being a slaphead?
You just find the mg per bottle, divide that by the ml per bottle, then you know the mg per ml
Heres the link for the aimed dose
https://perfecthairhealth.com/topical-finasteride-dosage/
0.0091mg - you can do basic math right?
So to make 100 mL of solution at 0.0091 mg/mL:
Use 0.303 mL of the 0.3% solution
Add 99.697 mL of diluent

Dont go fucking bald cunt

>>213888312
Than* FML

Lads, you can speed up your computer by deleting a file called System32.

You're not meant to but it's worked for me

>>213888313
dicked

Fucked up in the back of the clubbb

>>213888329
>basic math
FOY

hate the urban heat island effect

so yeah we can take pictures on mars despite never visiting

>>213888345
get fucked even more and post stomach

acca didn't come in, fucking typical

After my father died I was selling off his PC and phone, opened his Safari on mobile, and up popped an xvideos of a nigger fucking a white woman. Didnt dig any deeper than that, wiped all his devices. Didnt even look for childhood photos

>>213888332
thought that pic was a pepe at first

>>213888345
this the greatest shit in the club
since in da club

>>213888366
she looks like my first time crush in y8

>>213888357
Bleak with that humidity level. You're a real jungle island now.

>>213888273
*siiiip*

Okay, all charged up. That's enough sunlight for the next 12 hours.

>>213888361
Not Mars is it

bao a wa'ah
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754411292169970.webm

>>213888372
found granny porn on my grandad's old computer but i thought fair enough grandad and bashed one out to it in his memory

>>213888372
Yer pa liked blacked vids

>>213888402
no, probably nevada

>>213888387
>y8
Mine was a Persian princess because flag, i was one of the only white kids in y8

>>213888366
it's as if the odds are high for a reason

>>213888357
Yeah I have a lot of yankisms, I say living room. & sofa.

>>213888389
Don't think our humidity is actually that high according to official measurements

>>213888406
Genuinely based. Hope it was either Nina Hartley, or Wicked Sexy Melanie.
>>213888418
Yep, depressing. He was super racist too.

>>213888423
No, wait. That's not how it happened

me and the gf

Do modern boys really look like this?

>>213888465
CWLTSHC

>>213888421
I'm in this video

>>213888406
Very tame he liked granny stuff, imagine him cooming to just turned 18 filth, you should be proud he’s normal.

>>213888452
>He was super racist too.
Always the way
Or so I've heard aha

>>213888483
its cgi
a faaaake

Igby Slocumb sex arse

>>213888452
>interracial porn
>He was super racist too.
many such cases!

>>213888465
French boys only.

>>213888495
They know their punters

>>213888462
Youre a lezza? Grim. I prefer Panam, love a bit of forest fruit me

do my biggest spaffs early in the morning

>>213888486
There was some proper dirty stuff going on in the films to be fair
>>213888452
>Hope it was either Nina Hartley, or Wicked Sexy Melanie.
It was my granny

>>213888452
Not surprised…

>>213888176
smartest windows user

>>213888462
i love her

Currently listening to Deftones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnKIryNPgQ

jf made news are always shit and set a shit tone for the thread can a real englishman //or welshman) pls make the next one

>>213888508
He's ethnically Portuguese
>>213888481
Ya

the 'chive's down

>>213888522
scraoming

>>213888462
retarded hair
retarded tattoos

Rorke always picking the female playable character option in games

>>213888534
Which distro do you use? For me it's Fedora KDE

>>213888006
Both countries were part of Russia for centuries.

>>213888549
non stop bumming id imagine

>>213887251
>mucky
*muggy

>>213888389
You always say our humidity is high but when I look at Toronto it's the same

>>213888462
my latina queen x

Bryan Kohberger had only 18 contacts saved in his phone, according to the digital forensics experts who analyzed his devices.

“He had 18 personal contacts. Eighteen,” Heather said. “Think about all the people you meet and the hundreds of random numbers.
“And they were even identified as ‘girl I ran with,’ ‘second girl I ran with.’ A contact, then in parentheses ‘hair.’

Another detail that disturbed the Barnharts was how Kohberger saved his parents in his phone as “Mother” and “Father” and referred to them by those names in texts.
“It’s eerie. It stands out from any other case I’ve worked,” Jared said.

want stinky alt girl pussy

oh come on that deserves a (You)

>>213888522
What sorts? How old was he, the age gives the tell on the degeneracy btw.
And why look into it i wouldn’t be as curious jfc

>>213888574
no. mucky.
as in the sex would be mucky, dirty, sweaty, hot, suffocating

>>213888522
>It was my granny
Umm

>>213888573
What about in the male bathroom?

>>213888578
Just counted and I have 16 contacts in my phone including Apple

>>213888575
California isn't in Toronto m8. Virtually any day over 70 in Canada feels like sweat death torture because of the high humidity levels.

>>213887807
grim

>>213888578
i've got my da, my manger and my dentist

>>213888578
>The guy's a ghost, chief!

>>213888580
Disgusting

Remember lads never gamble cos the house always wins in the end

>>213888607
non stop bumming i'd assume

Wonder what fatpheebs is up to, I miss her x

>>213888571
debian kde

>>213888580
You don’t, can’t handle it mate, alt girls are non male rip.

>>213888578
have my parents actual names in my phone because im a fucking retarded lowlife autist freak and the rest of the names in my phone are too

>>213888612
I thought you were the Canadian poster
He always talks about our humidity

>>213888638
i miss rosie and aisha and sara

>>213888653
>>213888653
>>213888653

>>213888607
are you dark or light suedi?
I’m working on some

>>213888620
but people do beat the odds every once in a while which is why everyone does it because its going to happen to someone

>>213888612
Florida is a million times worse than the UK in terms of heat + humidity

>>213888578
>Heather
Women cry about loneliness and depression if one Chad on Tinder ghosts them, then laugh at men for having only 18 contacts in their phone
The disparity is just absurd

NEW

>>213888681
>>213888681
>>213888681

>>213888307
More skyscrapers = more cope that your country is going to shit