Thread 213892635

>>213892635 (OP)
God is the begging but also the end
He exists without existing. Both Spinoza and r/atheists are right

>>213892635 (OP)
>makes almost no other animal on earth bald with age
>I'm going to create a being in my image and make the males bald on the head. But only some of them. Some I will allow to have lush full heads of hair until they die.
why the fuck did he do this

>>213892682
God is bald

>>213892804
So why aren't all humans bald?

>>213892635 (OP)
This is a white people problem. Asians and blacks (that aren't mixed with wh*toids) are the least likely to bald and have less body hair.

>>213892635 (OP)
i don't have this problem, must be skill issue on your part

>>213892819
They just look less like God

>>213892826
That is a lie. I live in a heavily diverse city and see bald people of every race every day.

>im going to make only one part of the world have diverse hair and eye colors and make them beautiful caucasoids.

>the rest will have deformed facial features and be brown and black and be ugly.

>>213892826
the founder of modern China is a Norwood 7 in every image

>>213892635 (OP)
baldness is a message from God to tell us real men shouldn't care about frivolity and affectation such as hair care.
God is perfect indeed.

>>213892826
>google bald asian men and bald black men
>countless hits
huh

>>213892635 (OP)
>give him tiny cock
>give him manboobs
>give him introvert chracter
>give him not ambition

>>213892826
Delulu

>>213892819
we born bald canadian might be right.

>>213892875
>sar dont care about how you look

he shouldnt have created us as social mammals maybe. lookism is real. it affects your entire life from day 1.

>>213892682
Even a king kneels against the Norwood Reaper...

>>213892919
it actually doesn't for me.
judging by personal experience, LOTS of women love bald masculine men. Hair is for fags.

>>213892926
You are underage.

>>213892826
Most delusional lie ever from someone who doesn't go outside. Plenty of norwood asians and negroids are notorious for being bald, especially with black women being bald. The only ones who can rep the lush of hair are full/partial native americans

>>213892826
no, it's actually native americans, they have incredible strong hair genes

I don’t understand how I managed to avoid the ravages of balding given I kind of got screwed in almost every other department. If anything, my hair is extremely thick and lush.

t. 30 year-old

>>213892875
Obviously, Deus is very thin-skinned considering he spawned some bears to maul children just because they were teasing his bald prophet

>>213892926
he still had sex

>notices you praying to grow your hair back
>clicks and drags new, healthy, fast-growing hair follicles inside your ears
>"Bless you, my child."

>>213893635
Kek

>nobody else exists, and nobody is waiting on me, so there is no deadline for my work to be completed
>i'm going to design a system to make air and stored energy enter through the same entry point, using faulty management systems that can't always properly manage both at the same time
>i'm going to design a gland that swells in old age, and i'll place it right next to the plumbing
>yep, that'll do it
>now this is intelligent
>it's good knowing absolutely everything