Thread 213893451

>>213893451 (OP)
He's gonna be a huge headache lmao. Worst room mates ever. Terrible.
Have fun retard.

>>213893451 (OP)
>>213893465
jealous of hearing all that clapping every night?

>>213893509
i dont know why Americans clap after watching movies, but that would get annoying fast

>>213893520
Do Americans even go to Movie theatres anymore?

having to share a room at uni would be absolute hell. i cant believe you yanks put up with it

ITT: terrified timmys

>>213893624
basketball americans do

*smoke alarm chirps*

>>213893778
i bet your itty bitty clitty is leaking like a faucet at the thought of a black man being in your room, you little slut

>>213893451 (OP)
>dorm roommate
If you can't get a normal apartment with a friend or normal stranger it's fucking over rip
>>213893764
Yeah at the very least live in a tiny shoebox or something

>>213893451 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>>213893509
OP is already imagining all the white girls getting penetrated by his roommate lmao

>>213893764
yeah it was an absolute nightmare for me as an introvert.

And our college had a policy of mixing with diverse types of people so it was awkward. I was stuck in one room with a white fratboy jock and some random black dude.

>>213894008
you had TWO roommates? what the fuck
in my accomodation i was in a tiny grim flat with 4 others but we at least had seperate bedrooms. i honestly couldnt shag with somebody else in the room, god forbid i didnt know them well

>>213893451 (OP)
Come on man, at least give him a chance.

>>213893812
>>213893778
>>213893509
>>213893934
Pajeet clitty meltie fantasizing about BlackBoyClitty

>>213894155
Yeah our dorm was basically a small room with 3 beds.

One time I was quietly jerking off under my sheet and I think one of the guy was awake and it got awkward later

>>213894237
Don’t worry, as long as you don’t make any noise and you keep everything under your blankets nobody will know. When I was in college I fapped like 3-4 nights a week with both my dormmates in the room… they never figured out a thing. Unless that guy had ESP he probably had no idea what happened, the awkwardness was all in your head

>>213894422
anon...they knew, they were just being polite

>>213894460
if they were so polite then why didnt they help him out?

>>213894422
>they never figured out a thing
that's what they want you to think man. If I realized my dorm mate was jerking off, I too would pretend to not notice it

Imagine it's a hot black woman

>>213894460
A.) I always waited until the lights were off before I started fapping
B.) I had my entire body, head to toe, covered under the blankets for the entire session, every time
C.) I made sure to do it very slowly, stroking gently yet firmly so that my bed wouldn’t creak but I would still be stimulated

I really doubt that they could ever catch me in the act, I gave them nothing to suspect that I was jerking it with them in the room. They probably never had a clue,

>>213894483
This lasted for literal years, surely they would have done something like at least leave a note or drop a hint or something if they had known. I don’t think most guys would let it happen for hundreds of times and do nothing at all

"Gee I sure hope my new roommate isn't a black fucking nig-UHHUUHH??"

never had a problem with roommates. but second i move in near a schizo white girl she burns the floor down 2 months later. I walk up to the apartment looking as smoke is billowing from the windows and she's screaming at the firefighters to rescue her snails

>>213893451 (OP)
How big is his bbc?

>>213894422
>>213894237
why would you need to jerk off in bed
didn't you have showers?

>>213894644
eww I'm not jerking off in a communal shower, for the sake of my self and also my roommates. Never liked my room mates, but they don't deserve to step on my baby protein.

>>213893465
I'd 100% some black guy then an actual nigger exchange student from India or dumbass Saudi Arabia, ask me how I know
>>213893764
Don't forget it's one off the few instances in burgerland where a living space isn't an absolute mcmansion, like half the size of an hong kong apartment. You're basically dick and ass on top of each other

>>213893451 (OP)
dont drop the soap bitch white boy

>>213894644
What, are you going to jerk it standing up, leaning against a shower wall, where everyone can see? Curled up uncomfortably in a toilet stall, ass against the bowl’s rim, holding your phone with one hand? Or are you going to do it in the comfort and safety of your own bed?

>>213893451 (OP)
>getting to witness all the white women being tamed by BBC first-hand
you should be grateful

>>213894699
This it's like being in the front row at an IMAX screening of a national geographic documentary

>>213893797
kek

>>213894689
I’d rather take the brown foreign exchange student because most likely he isn’t getting any pussy either. A normalfag white or black guy is probably going to bring home a hookup or a gf sooner or later and from that point on I am going to be seething with jealousy. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m not some schizo who gets angry at random ppl passing by. But when you basically have to be in a cage with 2 or 3 random dudes for a year, and you know that you don’t know what a boob looks like IRL while those guys have their cum resting inside a girl’s vagina, it really starts to get on your nerves

>>213893451 (OP)
>brother gets africa african roommate
>racist parents get my brother carved wood savanah / bush people figurines to make fun of my brother
>african roommates country no longer exists and father ousted from goverment

>>213894747
aren't you hot under the sun? Find some shade

>>213894724
Dude, why not just move out and get your own place? Unless the college it in policy that freshmen and sophomores must live in a dorm under a certain age? And if that's the case, then your university sucks

>I suffer with an unbroken buck roaming around my unit
You do not suffer

>>213894846
>Unless the college it in policy that freshmen and sophomores must live in a dorm under a certain age?
This is standard policy in most colleges here, the one I went to you had to get permission to live off campus as a sophomore and it was completely mandatory as a freshman

>>213894870
*completely mandatory to live in a dorm as a freshman

>>213893451 (OP)
what's so bad about black people? actually explain it without having a meltdown. you're literally the fucking same

>>213893451 (OP)
Black people in real life are usually cool though.

>>213894913
The ones that actually choose to go to college are chill
Other than the ones on sport scholarships

>>213894870
Fuck me, glad I opted to take a gap year and then eventually technical college for CNC instead. I'd say at least there's cute girls, but after living in a college town with college buddies I know it's basically nothing but glorified high school with some extra freedoms.

When I go back for engineering I'm for sure doing everything in my power to graduate as fast as possible. Thank God I already tested out of most of Gen Ed through CLEP/DSST

welp you know what you must do

>>213894928
>Other than the ones on sport scholarships
^

>>213894928
>Other than the ones on sport scholarships
do they still do dogfighting in the US?