Thread 213894360

Dua Lipa edish

previous >>213890628

this is the real thread

>>213894360 (OP)
What a magnificent body

>>213894387
and magnificent soles

She calfmogs me

>>213894400
I calfmog her but I definitely get thighmogged by her. Gotta do more runs, less walks

>>213894398
Stop!
That is not what makes this image attractive!
Stop, stop it now!

listening to jazz

The metokur post from the last thread was a blast from the past. All that gamergate stuff is a weird distant memory like a dream now. It all just got subsumed into this eternal gay culture war that never ends. It really sucked a lot of the fun out of the internet. But still I think the biggest culprit of the decline of internet culture was everything becoming so corporatized and mainstream.

It’s like Red Dead Redemption. The days of the old wild west have come to a close. 4chan is one of the last cowboy saloons still standing out on the frontier. But it too has become a tourist attraction for culture war fags. Like those travelling Wild West shows where the last few remaining cowboys like Wild Bill would show off their gun tricks for cheering crowds from the new cities.

>>213894329
Are you kidding me? The original premise of an air fryer (hence the name) is that if you coat your food in a thin coat of oil, the convection of the hot air on the thin coat of oil can kind of (poorly) replicate a deep fryer. Otherwise, it’s just a small tabletop convection oven.

>>213894417
Do you actually enjoy it, or are you just trying to be sophisticated

>>213894412
her sexy feet is the cherry on top

>>213894426
yah, it bops(pun intended)

>>213894360 (OP)
Why tf is she wearing two layers of bikini bottoms LOL
Scared of paparazzi catching a wardrobe malfunction?

if Brie perched her sweaty bare ass on my face I wouldn't complain.

>>213894395
She's slapping herself like a fucking seal. She knows she's got all the blubber she needs, that sly dog.

>>213894423
don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened.

>>213894441
imagine not snuggling with that sea dog

>>213894441
Based seal. That’s so funny.

>>213894458
It doesn't want to cuddle with you

canadians be like
"is that...A SEA PUPPY??? I MUST BASH ITS BRAINS IN"

>>213894467
you dont know that

Amazon Prime ads are getting to a point where I'm gonna cancel. Can't even enjoy Clarkson's Farm without some jewish bullshit being thrown in my face every 5 minutes.I hope Jeff Bezos dies in a bad way too, like a stroke that leaves him a bedshitting invalid for years.

>>213894456
Yeah I think that’s the right attitude. And I don’t want to be too doomer either. There’s still some fun to be had in the new west.

>>213894475
How about Clarkson’s Fart

bros Sake tastes like SHIT, those japs tricked me again!

>>213894458
that seal is a sea lion, and it will remind you of why it's called a lion if you fuck with it. sea lions mauled a 13 year old in australia. they'll fuck you up man

>BITCHASS HUMAN THINKS HE GOT SMOKE WIT US

>>213894505
all clear alcohols taste like shit. vodka, gin, white rum - all disgusting garbage.

>>213894505
It's basically flavorless for how strong it is

>>213894505
I don’t really like sake enough to order it, but I wouldn’t say it tastes like shit. Did you drink the cheapest one available or something, room temp?

>>213894437
That's the style these days

>>213894524
I drank a happy hour special at a jap bar. It was hot though

>>213894507
just because 1 sea lion attacked a snot nosed brat doesnt mean all of them are violent

Should've been born a sea urchin

>>213894525
wow shes extremely attractive and my something in my pants blow up like a balloon

>>213894525
What in the fuck, really?

>>213894445
see? there they are.

>>213894528
This isn’t a real endorsement, since I don’t particularly love sake, but you should at least try getting a nice one served cool. It’s a bit like wine, in terms of the cheap stuff being way worse than the higher end stuff

erm

chicken fingers and plum sauce

>>213894591
ewwwhwwhhehehwwhgwgwgw

>>213894537
But then you wouldn't be able to experience anything due to your lack of intellect.

>>213894591
Mann wtf

>>213894591
if any of you cunts had listened to me like three or 4 days ago, I mentioned this

>>213894591
Dude what the FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxdJZRUBvlE

>>213894619
Um, I probably did listen to you, and didn't google it

>>213894629
what are you, a pussy?

>>213894634
I didn't want to see it incase the search results returned human gore, I didn't know it was rabbits

>>213894591
Bright Eyes

>>213894619
>didn’t Google it
>you’re getting mad

>>213894505
Hot sake during winter is The Peak

>>213894624
These NYP videos are stuck in 2008.

i'm white as fuck

I will be shooting any creature I see exhibiting this Shope Papillomavirus

>>213894591
>Jackalopes confirmed

>>213894664
who says he's mad? we have our own prophet. i listen to the wise-weird, myself. they just know things. like the monks reading the tea leaves.

>>213894680
So true…

>they're not contagious

>but don't go anywhere near them

You now remember Amber Heard.

>>213894701
what a piece of ass

>>213894701
gave me one of my favorite reaction images.

>>213894701
Imagine the braps (with flakes of shit).

>>213894701
>Following her divorce from Johnny Depp,[137] Heard dated tech entrepreneur and Tesla CEO and shareholder Elon Musk for a year, until early 2018.[10]
What the

>>213894717
maybe Musk is a scat man

>>213894633
I like this guy

Condiments are so expensive. Dipchads are the most oppressed race in the world.

>>213894743
gotta get creative. mixing sriracha and ranch dressing is my go-to while the Dipjew tries to fuck us over.

It is absolutely then end times. History is over. There are no new cultural frontiers. We cannot even imagine a future apart from stagnation and decay. And also freaky rabbits.

It might be time for me to stop following current events. The nothing ever happens cocktease never ends.

Grim.

>>213894729
skibidibibopbadopbop

>>213894754
Maybe this is peak civilization, maybe it's impossible to reach any higher.

>>213894754
>>213894766
ZOG is just experiencing hypernormalization before it collapses

>>213894765
>"Give me the chip. Give me the chip!"

drumpf.

>>213894759
https://youtu.be/9jbt9w0bJvA

>>213894529
There's literally a kind of infection called "seals finger" because dumbass is like you thought it would be fun to pet one

>>213894766
I think that’s a pretty grim thought

>>213894754
Imagine if Rome had the internet during its fall, that's what we're experiencing. Its not the end of the world, its just a little dark age

>>213894786
Seal named finger:

Chudai

>>213894398
>>213894431
Virgin hands wrote these posts

>>213894798
But Rome did fall. A little dark age for mankind, but a pretty big dark age for Rome itself.

meat lovers pizza is for retards

>>213894831
hahahaha it is definitely low brow

>>213894824
Still, it's different than history and the world being over

>>213894831
what? why? aside that it's missing olives and onions.

a fascinating observation. so what do you think of people who prefer supreme pizzas (the kind that typically has onions, peppers, mushrooms, sausage, olives)

I skipped my physical therapy this afternoon.

>>213894806
Great set of gams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo

I KNOOOOOOOOOOWWWW WHOOOOOO I WAAAAANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WAAAAANT TO TAKE ME HOOOOOME
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOooooommme

>>213894838
True enough. It will be interesting to see what comes next.

>>213894852
can't be used for data-gathering. i'm a supreme guy myself, but we contribute nothing to statistical analysis. it's like answering "any", or, "N/A".

ya ana ya ana

I’m gonna enjoy our empire’s fall in the most Roman way possible. By having lots of gay sex and dressing up like a girl and getting drunk and sucking dicks and banging trannies and doing drugs and getting fucked in the ass and

>>213894889
I was thinking I was just going to go ahead and kill myself. Seems fitting for the feel of the era.

i see people say they hate niggers a lot on this website and that bothers me
i don't like the racism and i don't like it when people use the word nigger

you canucks are so fatalistic.

N

>>213894908
Don't do that

>>213894908
Fair enough. But if you change your mind, then we can always get really high and frot together and jizz all over each other’s cocks. Also the future might end up being okay, so please don’t kill yourself fren :)

>>213894505
Try "daiginjo" if you can find some for around 30-40 bucks
I think mid wine is better than mid sake but good sake is better than good wine

>>213894943
>>213894927

yknow trannies do b lookin fine these days...

>>213894957
nigga I am NOT paying 30-40 bucks for "wine" that MIGHT be good

>>213894960
There are some I would totally bang. But I’m also kind of a fag, so it’s not really that surprising.

>>213894969
I specifically said that range because it's cheap for a good bottle
If you're a broke nigga then idk what to tell you

I'm a moody toody woody loody

Choose one.

Just got rejected in a girls insta dms

i hate how almost every tranny i see on my internet porn travels has a bigger dick than me

>>213894999
Blue is the only good choice

>>213895007
really? can you post some proof of these trannies?

>>213894999
I’ll take blue and just get rich. Boring, but useful.

>>213894824
The reason Rome was allowed to collapse is because the late empire had become so shit that people actually preferred a new order. It was rotten, and people were ready to move on. The post-WW2 Jewish order is also rotten. The only difference is that Rome unusually lasted like 10x as long, so it will be remembered as more than an embarrassing footnote in a few centuries time

drinking milk

>>213894999
Four color. I doubt I'd need to use any of them often enough to care if it runs out.

>>213895007
I’ve got a big dick. Maybe I’ll become a girl too. It would be dope to have big titties too. Like an irl futa.

>>213894999
Obviously the blue oen

>>213895024
T Hanks my man, have another glass *I flip you a coin* it's on me ;)

about to poo

>>213895040
Aw fuck hold on let me install my smell of vision

>>213894999
i'll take the green. i can't wait for the news reactions.
>"bad art" flowers spreading across north america, and why you MIGHT be concerned!

just poo'd

I'm going to say a bunch of random, unrelated words, and I want you guys to tell me the first thing that pops into your head when you hear them, okay?
>Groom
>Steak
>Movie
>Jump

>>213894999
Magic pencil could be funny. Break it a million times and use all the graphite to build a space elevator or something

>>213895080
Poodle
Cow
Lawrence of Arabia
Van Halen

On an edible watching funny youtube videos

DUDE
WEED

>>213895091
I meant, tell me the ONE thing you think of when you read all of them together.

kek this guy needs FBI witness protection

i'm a pillhead

>>213895080
Wedding
Rare
The Big Lebowski
Van Halen

>>213895109
This shit happens all the time in Jeetario

>>213895109
making a uturn on the highway in a semi truck is pretty crazy lmao

>>213894908
this image makes me not wanna do that if it helps

>>213895120
>>213895107
Oh whoops. I don’t know. Eating rare steak at Jeff Bridges’ wedding while Jump by Van Halen plays,

>>213895109
>FBI witness protection
Wtf somebody needs to tell the FBI directo- wait a second....

>>213895133
from the furthest lane from the u-turn too, like, what was the car supposed to do
>this maneuver is going to block every single lane of traffic on a highway where people are driving 60mph
>eeeeh fuck it i really do need to turn around so

>>213894889
>>213894908
Nothing ever happens. This is like young boomers not giving a fuck about their future because everyone was going to die in a nuclear holocaust in 1970 (didn’t happen, and life goes on).

>>213895080
bride
well done
epic
van halen

Tits, ass, or flat?

>>213895109
demonrats cover up for illegal latinx killing citizens and republitards cover up for jeets killing us

>>213894999
Blue is the only immediately useful one. Green has potential but there's a problem with the 'around the world' caveat. I think you should still be able to create a brief monopoly on hardwood lumber if you knew which species would appear overnight.

>>213895080
wedding
meal
mummy
mario

>>213895153
The best part of shit like this going on in front of you on the highway is that, even if you manage to stop, you’re probably going to wind up in a catastrophic pileup anyway due to retards behind you not paying attention

t. have never been at fault for a collision, but have been rear-ended three times (great for your back!)

>>213895080
Shave
Cook
Kino
Eruption

I work 5 days a week and I still cant think of anything to do on my days off

>>213895178
flat is justice

>>213895178
I'm a boob man but a flat ass is worse than a flat chest

>>213895210
Goon sesh with the lads

I only like trannies if they still have the dick. Castration is fucked up and yucky.

>>213894999
I was hoping the highlighter would be something like "everything you highlight with this will be instantly learned and permanently remain in your memory" o algo.

I would choose the blue pen because it essentially encompasses the ability of every other pen except the last three

thought I was about to shit my guts out and I jsut wasted 5 minutes blowing nothing but farts into the bowl

>>213895223
I love weed so much

>>213895243
I wish I was the bowl

>>213895214
Not really. If a woman has a flat ass she can go to the gym, if she has a flat ass she has to go to Doctor Shekelstein

girls with a flat chest and a fat ass are effervescent ethereal beings of light and beauty (wistfully smiles) --just -- this beautiful dance with chaos

girls with a flat ass and fat t-tits (choking up), uhm that's depravity, that's - oh, oh God -- that's just (sobbing a little), they're gone, totally lost.

>>213895231
That's how girls think highlighters actually work

>>213895178
Thighssss

>>213895258
lol nice

I’m on a break with weed. I think those disposable vapes are way too powerful. That shit is not for human consumption. And also they probably will give me chinese turbocancer if I keep using them.

>>213895273
Fuck I can't stop man
Well I can, because my current weed vape ran out and I can choose to not buy another.
They are just too convient and easy

First hurricane of the season boys

>>213895070
I fucked a Hungarian prostitute that looked just like this

>>213895293
>not projected to make landfall anywhere
I sleep.

One of my favourite forms of bait on /ck/ is just to make a retarded spelling error in an otherwise normal post, such as typing “bowel” where it should say “bowl”

>>213895273
Just eat weed like I do

Lost $200 at the casino award

>>213895308
That shit is expensive bruh

>>213895293
comfy

>>213895291
Yeah and affordable too. At least where I live. It’s way too easy to just get blasted every single day. But I’ve been off the stuff for about a month.
>>213895308
That’s what I used to do and that’s what I’ll probably go back to.

>>213895293
welcome to like 12 hour ago

>>213895301
Those projections are pretty inaccurate. We’ve potentially got like another week or two of happening watch

>>213895310
You have to learn the rules of classical rape before you can break them (lest you be classified as an outsider rapist)

watching women's mma. i'm sure i'm wrong, since these ladies are trained fighters, but i feel like i could win. not because i'm some judo guy, i just feel like what they throw wouldn't hurt at all. the guys look like bloody steak after a minute or two. these gals only seem to be hurting each other's feelings. hahaha

Air Canada is on strike

>>213895357
very antisemitic post

>>213895369
again?

just fapped for like 3 hours straught in case u wanted 2 knoww here i was

>>213895369
I think the libs already ordered them back to work. Very pro worker, our government.

For me it's west coast raping

>>213895385
what did you fap to?

>>213895400
Chubby women

do you like dr phil?

>>213895388
What would happen if they don't comply? Jail all 10,000 of them?

>>213895422
bald

>>213895359
A woman in your own weight class would outwrestle you.

>>213894842
Too greasy. It's just disgusting. Maybe one slice is ok
>>213894852
My go to pizza is either something like a margherita, or something similar with garlic and oregano
Or I do something spicy like jalapenos and tomatoes with Alfredo as the base sauce

>>213895434
Honestly I have no idea. A ton of lawsuits, for sure. But I’d love to see it happen anyway though.

all replies are underneath the original post how do i fix this what the fuck

>>213894910
Ahem
Nigger nigger nigger niggerlicious nigger acting niggardly, nigged the nigger for the niggerous nigger was a negri

best pizza: pepperoni, jalapenos

>>213894908
Just wait in two years that's when MAID gets expanded to the mentally ill
Request a qt big titted nurse to shoot you full of lethal drugs

brendan schaub

lifesaver sour gummies are dog shit, don't buy them. Not sour at all. Basically just a gritty gummy

>>213895489
The Gringo Papi himself

>not eating sour gummy worms
ISHYGDDT

gummy shit is for retards

>>213895471
help i'm dying

Watching betty boop while on weed, kind of crazy what them niggas was doing in the 1930s, it seems so modern

>>213895524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hRSfvpOz4A

>>213895548
pure kino

>>213895524
I like her st james infirmary blues and old man of the mountain shorts

Legacy-era Millennial youtubers criticizing zoomer college students babby-channels feels like punching down from them tbqh.

>>213895524
WW2 massively set back American culture.

Hi im awesome

>>213895561
What the hell is a zoomer college students babby-channel?

>>213895548
That's pretty good feels very 90s, but betty boop just has this smoothness to it that feels so ahead of its time
https://youtu.be/UXInk1PCsc8

>>213895557
>her st james infirmary blues and old man of the mountain shorts
Yeah those were the two that stand out, cab calloway is also so soulful

>>213895575
Im not so grump

>>213895575
going into sunday are we, mr. awesome?

STANDBY TO SWITCH ON
WE FIRE ON ALL PISTONS
WE'RE SINGING ALONG
BUT NO ONE IS LISTENING
FROM DUSK UNTIL DAWN
WE STAY UP TO CARRY THE FLAME

>>213895579
a college student that makes surface level cold-take "philosophy" videos aka just stupid kids.

its saturdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>213895570
Later. The degradation didn't start until the late 50s.

>>213895524
How about Petty Poop

>>213895609
direct result of WW2

gooning to this thread....

How yall niggas doin tonight?

>Ludacris
>(actor and mucisian)

Is it real nigga hours yet?

>>213895650
Pretty good Mr. Straya. How are you?

Your great grandpa was probably jerking off to the thought of Betty Boop while advancing along the german front
Nowadays you jerk off to anime titties
Not so different after all are you

When I don't have beer I get a headache and my heart beats really fast

>>213895694
When I have beer I get a tummy-ache

>>213895650
going to sleep nigga
>>213895678
real nigga hours is 3-6am est

>>213895471
disable threading in 4chanx

>>213895694
Seems fine. Just increase dosage

>>213895650
I'm high on weeeeeeed

>>213895471
bro turned on Reddit mode

It's all so tiresome

>>213895618
how about betty booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop (it's censoring the n-word!)

>>213895650
we don't use the n-word in this thread.

>>213895688
my great grandpa threw a pitcher at my mom's older sister's head.

>>213895650
just watched this one https://youtu.be/RCnRPbSEst4 ngl watching this while high feels weird

>>213895725
You will NEVER be a Chinaman in the Congo

>>213895694
>my heart beats really fast
Sounds like heart arrythmia
The alcohol probably temporarily makes it feel better,but actually makes it worse when it wears off
that'd be my guess

>>213895728
*laughs fatly*

sheesh

can't believe I've been here since covid

>>213895728
LOL

>>213895767
new is you

>>213895767
Been on /int/ since 2017 and /cum/ since 2023 this place was better when I didn't know any of the regulars or namefags now the general feels smaller

Gn cum

>>213895080
>monkey
>grill
>theater
>leap

Got my cum towel with me time to goon

>>213895841
gross.

>>213895688
I'm pretty sure my grandfather had a LOT of gay sex in germany, anytime anyone brought up the military to him he would without fail almost autisticly tell the story of bathing in the Rhine when he was stationed in germany
>slightly more southern joe biden voice
>and you know it'd be a hot summer day and... and you'd go out there when they gave ya the free time and yah'd yah'd uh go down to the Rhine the river it was just right there, really big famous river and you'd go with whoever else had the time ya know your buddies and whatnot and you'd get down there and ya'd go bathe in the river cause it was flowin and it was cold and it felt amazing it was like america ruled the world we were just bathin in their river and uh ya know you'd just be there with your buddies and uh well it was just amazing and ya know sometimes them german boys would come along and uh ya know they'd be there too if they had the time and they'd come and bathe with us cause ya know we were already there and it ya know that's just how it was back then you.... but yeah came back to the states few years later of course and married my wife haha....

>>213895080
>>Groom
Bride or pedo
>>Steak
Milk
>>Movie
Shit
>>Jump
Where

>>213895858
Weirdo

>>213895748
god I miss when they were altogether bros

>>213895861
Hmm…

>>213895861
Them handsome young german boys

Slow night here in /cum/

>>213895107
21 jump street was a movie where old men pretend to be high schoolers and you could eat a steak while you watch it

>>213895908
The NEETs are gooning

>>213895871
Yeah me too. I’ve been listening to some old episodes recently. Classic stuff.

21 jump salute

>>213895861
ay yo this nigga ubering my mensh

Where to find PhD gfs

>>213895963
Pretty huge dick?

>>213895080
I will psychoanalyse
>>213895091
Slightly innocent
>>213895120
Boomer
>>213895176
Responses too generic to determine anything definite
>>213895195
Literal minded
>>213895203
A man of action, full of energy and pent up rage>>213895834
A joker, someone who takes things with a light heart
>>213895865
A man with a secretly depraved, or morbid orientation, but also anxious

>>213895963
university obviously

Done gooning I'm going to bed

My cock ran off a few hours ago. Came back and told me it had sex without me because I'm a retarded incel. Now that it's attached to my body I can feel the wetness on it and its post sex bliss but I am still a virgin

>>213896001
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis)
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home (detachable penis)
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)
But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning, I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it (detachable penis)

>>213895980
Literally the dream

Maybe there is someone out there for me but even then I know the reality won't be as good as the girl who lives in my imagination

>>213894360 (OP)
Dua Lipa is British/Albanian/Kosovan

She's not Canadian/American/Mexican

Get your own celebrities

>>213895858
Would you prefer he used a pillowcase like I do

Was 2016 truly the year of the new normal

>>213896035
why can't you just do it in the toilet?! haha. just imagine her breasts, blast, then pee to clean your pipe out and go on with your day.

>>213896036
no

>>213896064
This is exactly what I’ve always done. I can’t comprehend guys cumming all over their clothes and what not.

>>213896036
There is no new normal. Things will return to leftism, this is but a brief intermission

>>213896064
But my penis stands up tall and strong when it is hard, I don't get how you can cum directly into the toilet bowl unless you have a bendy penis

>>213896064
My legs get tired

>>213896100
Cum into toilet paper then flush obviously

>>213895969
You are right about me idk about the others

cats have 9 lives and 4 legs so when you think about it they actually have 36 legs

>>213896090
How will we get there? Revolution or reform?

Do you guys remember the three day military operation?

wife is mad at me, so she won't tell me to turn her tv down. get to watch the fights, all this beer... jesus, she's going to leave me, isn't she? i think i could handle it, and i'm wrong, but i wish she'd just get it over with.

goodnight

>>213896227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHm3GIs2lMY

>>213896238
Goodnight dogfren

why isn't this shit working on me. god damn it, what am i paying for this for?! "for this for", great writing, genius. lousy potato water.

>>213896325
listen to the song i replied to you with numbnuts

I'm heading off too.

>>213896345
alright, alright. hang on, i have to find my headphones. it'll probably be the next thread.

100% unironically gonna go jerk off to overwatched blacked animations before bed, see ya cummers

>>213896227
>so she won't tell me to turn her tv down
What does this even mean?

>>213896428
based bbc enjoyer

>>213896436
her tv is the one hooked up to the antenna, so she's always on me about using it so often. she's worried i'll blow out the color tube, but fhey don't work like that anymore, so it's just more silly crap.

>>213896469
Is this a schizo larp? Post wife if not

>>213896499
you know i'm not gonna do that.
>>213896345
that's electric six! i recognize dick anywhere! haha.

Im a slave mentally and physically
Shit put me in massas fields I'll work harda than any other nigger sheeet I'll be one of massas best field niggers
Sheeet idk bout freedom I just wanna slave fo massa

>>213896592
New