Thread 213899894

trad french gf

>>213899736
cronem clapmeat

need wind instrument gf
she blowing on that thang

The Rt. Hon. Sir David Lindon Lammy FRSA MP

new piece subedition.

> mental men before you survived with out it
no they didnt
they did themselves in aged 27

I can do anything, and yet I choose inaction
Free from the chains of toil, I stay quietly indoors
curious

>>213901596
Rorke's nemesis

How long do we have left realistically before the Ofcom hammer comes down? 3 months?

What are we gonna do?

actually preferred food back before the horse meat scandal

>>213901616
wearing this on a night out in hackney wick and getting battered senseless the minute i step foot out the overground station

shoot non-whites kids in the head with Colt 1911's as soon as their head breaches their mother's wombs

>>213901596
>>213901645
fuck off heatherpaedo

>>213901633
We are ruled by traitorous subhumans.

>>213901645
I'll just use other social media sites. Maybe the sharty, maybe Reddit, whatever seems interesting.

>>213901658
that's not on, brucie

>>213901636
toilberg sucked out all your energy during the week
left you a worthless shell by the weekend

>>213901616
I'm getting this one

How many hours per week do you spend on /brit/?

going on a 2 hour bus journey
have placed 3 cans in the bag in preparation for it

>>213901692
holy grimoly

>>213901636
i work, have a car, car license and money, and yet here i sit on my time off doing nothing but gooning and posting into the void
there must be more to life than this

might go for an incelwalk in my incel sunglasses and incel clothes and my incel shoes where i put my incel feet in and move around my incel city full of incel people
not an incel me though

>>213901708
Grab a 4th. 1 every 30 mins is a good pace

>>213901703
Less than an hour. If you’re spending multiple hours here you’re so fucked.

>>213901708
>>213901709

>>213901703
A tab is open in the background pretty much all day.
Actively on it, maybe an hour or two

>>213901708
i get travel sick on buses

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah

Gettin’ stalked by TMZ, them niggas won’t let me breathe
And they banned me off of Instagram ’cause I made that tweet
And my niggas not going to sleep ’til we see Diddy free
And my niggas not going to sleep ’til we see Diddy free
We own bank accounts at billions, so you can't fuck with me
Having phone calls with Elon like every week
How to show what I went to the Grammies
Look at my wife, she ain’t got on no panties
Out of the media, can’t stand me
I try to fix the bitch like Manny
Taking these Percocets like candy
But I’m just trying to get Diddy free

Told everybody that the Jewish people run the media
So they don’t fuck with me

That shit they did to Diddy, I swear that shit’s so wrong
I pray they let him free, I swear it won’t be long
Every time I make a tweet, they tell me that I’m wrong
Riding around in tinted whips ‘cause they’re trying to get me gone
See upcoming rap shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists

My bank account got plenty
I was screaming out, “Free Diddy!”
My bank account got plenty
I was screaming out, “Free Diddy!”

Gettin’ stalked by TMZ, them niggas won’t let me breathe
And they banned me off of Instagram ’cause I made that tweet
And my niggas not going to sleep ’til we see Diddy free
And my niggas not going to sleep ’til we see Diddy free
We own bank accounts at billions, so you can't fuck with me
Having phone calls with Elon like every week
How to show what I went to the Grammies
Look at my wife, she ain’t got on no panties
I know the media can’t stand me
I try to fix the bitch like Manny
Taking these Percocets like candy
But I’m just trying to get Diddy free

>>213901655
wearing it on a night out in shoreditch and pulling a red scare catholic larper girl
>>213901692
nice piece. signed by the man himself

>>213901759
red scare girlies dont go on nights out in shoreditch mate

>>213901777
You’re talking to heathermong he has no idea about what normal people do in real life

i don't recycle

>>213901655
Hackney Wick mentioned, fancy a pint by the canal? Weathers lovely and I'm rotting in my smeggy bedroom

>>213901708
Enjoy pissing yourself

well?

>>213901596
>hates white people
>has a white wife
every time

can't listen to let it be without giggling thinking of tim's dulcet tones

>But the first thing that we have to do is to say, “I walk towards the tunnel, and I’m on my own, and I’m not afraid. And I have no regrets.

Jonathan Bowden.

already rolling out the halloween candy
not even september

more a hampton wick man myself

>>213901777
where do they go? I'm a 28 year old incel that's never left his northern hometown btw

>>213901692
Finally a shirt for the White Man with Nig on it

>>213901826
CSREAIN

If 4chan does get banned then it's time to throw yourself into political activism.

>>213901844
they want our things
they want us out of the way
failing to realise the things are there because we're there
perpetual ingrates, the darkies

>>213901835
Find it funny how Don Jr is also shagging Newsom's sloppy seconds, and she's openly boasted about how many blokes she's shagged at Trump fundraiser parties

>>213901835
which one wants to kill the most white people, because not that guy

>>213901815
dont liek going there these days because its full of yuppie dickheads

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Rorke be nimble
Rorke be quick
Rorke jump over the candlestick

>>213901835
I want the dog

dog singing the antiques roadshow song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xSoi75OPDI

Rorke thinking his life is part of a great Aryan narrative when really he just rots in his smeggy bedroom

the quick brown sheed jumped over the lazy rorke

The government is closing 4chan
it's over lads

>>213901944
What a fucking disgrace for some reason!!

>>213901951
>quick brown sheed
if that were the case, they wouldn't get run over by trains so much

what's upset leftypol today

>>213901975
they should be digging latrines for refugees, rorke

>>213901959
it's overstein. the bergblatts have finished 4chanowitz

>>213901807
I make my own compost from my food scraps and garden waste

>>213901959
Yes yes you've posted this every day for 6 months

right about now
the unc soul brother
check it out now
the unc soul brother

>>213902012
do you grow stuff lad?

>>213902051
need another >

>>213902012
do you ever use poo?

>>213902051
what ARE you doing?

>>213902051
>>>/wsg/5946073

>>213901885
Where is east isn't?

>>213902051
omfg he missed a > screamingggggggggggggg

>>213902067
dont be daft you dont want to have to spray your veg with sealicide

fuck sake just walked into the kitchen and unc was eating out of the pot with his massive black knob out

>>213902103
am bottom

>>213902064
>>213902068
>>213902087
i'm drunk faggots, give me a break

>>213902078
oh go fuck yourself

>>213901858
probably west or north these days
fewer you know whats about

>>213902121
vladdy pootles looks pleased with himself

>>213902135
uncultured swine. i'll rip your fucking larynx out and smash your fingers to dust with a sledgehammer

take a daily multi vitamin I do

watching house with the missus, got to say wilson is the best character on the show

>>213902159
no you won't :) *moons you from France*

>>213902151
he shit on trump on his own soil. no wonder

>>213902121
i know south park use photos of trump for his head anyway but somehow the trump on the left looks like the south park trump

>>213902179
p sc

will chinese/indian gdp ever overtake america's?

need marie temara to step on my balls

>>213902179
Lindt Master Chocolatier on a mad one

>>213902202
HOW ABOUT WE JUST TAKE OVER AMERICA

>>213902249
i wish i went to oxford or cambridge
feel bad that i didn't and missed out

>>213902175
true
lot of fitties in that show too

>>213902249
mental how if you didn't go to a good university your life is just grim drudgery and ready meals

>>213902244
please don't say Lindt. it evokes terror in Australians

>>213902036
Tomatoes and peppers :)

>>213902067
No.

>>213902271
why do you feel bad

>>213902271
i went to oxford for interviews
it was very nice
i choked completely in all 3 interviews

>>213902171
ye ma
>>213902175
ye da
>>213902202
ye na

>>213902326
Didn't even finish my GCSEs aha x

>>213902311
all those formal dinners, summer balls, events involving great speakers, beautiful buildings, world class tuition, making friends with intelligent people etc.

>Screenshot 2025-08-17 at 13-36-35 Craig on X It's A Level results day today. The key thing to focus on is that these are the most important academic exam results you will ever receive and if you have fucked them up it will have profound effects o[....png
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>>213902326
it's wild to me that something you did as a dumb child affects everything you do later in life, what's worse is that parents don't seem to comprehend this

>>213902326
Not true really
Although I had to do an A-Level as an adult to get a good job I did fine

>>213902351
BASED

On A-Level results day when i was 18 everyone went out that night. I cant see young people doing that now considering every bar and nightclub in my town barring 1 pub has shut down now. Sad!

mind you this is how oxbridge graduates who write for the telegraph have to live
so being a tarq is the only solution

>>213902374
stormzy with the monster pop

Mad how evil the nazis and japs and soviets were. The japs all killed themselves when they though allies would occupy them, because they couldn't imagine them not treating POWs like subhuman dirt

Meanwhile the germans in an allied pow camp called it the "gilded cage" because of how well they were treated under the geneva convention

Mental how anyone could think we were not objectively the good guys

bad how well 8 out of 10 cats does countdown works as a format.
episodes without the token unfunny blacks or that spasticated woman at least

>>213902355
ok
but dont feel bad about it
that doesn't benefit your life does it

>>213902422
yeah because they picked journalism instead of STEM

>>213902326
never been asked for my high school certificate or any educational history in my entire work history lol

>>213902429
by most accounts the germans treated western allied pows reasonably well
it was just the soviet pows they starved and whipped to death

got the slowdrive on

>>213902431
fuck that mean? later freak!

>>213902429
>he thinks being the good guys is good for us guys
Naive little pansy. We could be living like kings right now if we had sided with Germany, instead *motions*

did a big poo earlier

>>213902362
>what's worse is that parents don't seem to comprehend this
Yeah this is the crazy thing. If i ever have i kids if i cant give them a job through my work or connections its either get good A-Levels or apprenticeship in an in demand trade.

look at this fucking zoomer

esse é o tipo de clipe aleatório que eu estaria vendo na MTV de madrugada entre uma reprise de um programa qualquer... que saudades daquele momento no espaço tempo

slow ride
guitar hero
the sound of 2007

lad, you got a poo seal .png?

got the Cher - Strong Enough playing on the 'tubes, as it were

>>213902511
Describe its texture in further detail.

>>213902511
did it resemble a seal

>>213902538
best I can do is poo feel

>>213902362
good parents do
the upper middle classes and above plan it all for their kids
not like my runt parents

>>213902518
he's fit

>>213902438
still feel like i missed out on a once in a lifetime experience

>>213902582
immigrant parents seem to put a massive amount of importance on university and careers too

poo squeal
poo meal
poo deal
poo heal
poo beale

just a few ideas for you lads

rorke walking home with 4 full shopping bags from aldi because he doesnt drive and because he doesnt like taking the bus

coomer is dead
where do i get my free internet whore stuff now

>>213902326
Me? Got two Ds and an E

>>213902610
maybe you did, maybe you didn't
no point torturing yourself over what could have been
it might have been shite

Moo Deng absolutely fucking raging blud’s been replaced LOL

rorke on his phone all the time in a level maths then blaming it on his parents 10 years later

>>213902538
here lad

>>213899894 (OP)
it has one of those alice the goon faces you find a lot amongst french 'women'

>>213902463
The germans having done the holocaust so recently does a number on my worldview. I wonder if it actually made a difference in the end. They did kill 2/3 of the jewish population in europe, I wonder did it solve any of the problems they thought the jews had caused?

>>213902671
:3

don't trust anyone who didn't have a childhood before the internet

any pigling bland man in

>>213902700
yea me

>>213902600
gaybo

>>213902582
my dad used to make good money as a working class mug but despite rolling in dosh he never once thought of signing me and my sister for some hobby or private lessons. i still don't know where all that money went. meanwhile middle class people i know have hobbies, good careers and interests + a deposit for a home all thanks to their parents.

>>213902710
okay, enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3acuQWRVr7w

>>213902422
No, the only solution is to underatand we are part of the working class and we had been living in a pipe dream of "we're going to make it" forgetting that the BIG businesses are first and foremost about their money

>>213902542
Youve got that song stuck in my head now faggot

>>213902657
rorke did a level 3 btec in business studies. ask me how I know.

>>213902735
i'm not watching 24 minutes of something i know nothing about

>>213902749
needs to be a fully body art with nips in place of war medals

>>213902774
if you notice mate she does in fact have paint on her tits

>>213902793
Sir Poo Seal

>>213902764
you fucking will do, cunt

>>213902729
Most likely pissed it away down the pub like mine did

>>213902749
that's mental elfs

>>213902671
>from the minds that brought you "South Park"

>>213902812
probably did, he did end up becoming a useless alcoholic

>>213902786
yeah but we can't see the nippy wips properly :(

>>213902808
i won't
i "yea me" pretty much everything, i never mean it

>>213902749
average welsh woman trying to give a heartfelt tribute to someone that died: hmm what if it was literally me instead

>>213902749
This country is beyond parody

that first sip of the day

bros... i think i actually love her bros. at first it was just a joke, but now i think i'm actually in love with her. i can't stop thinking about her and actually day dream planning our lives together

>>213899894 (OP)
Blessed x

>>213902793
luv it, in the folder he goes

>>213902864
she cut her cock off, no point posting now. ruined and a waste

>>213899894 (OP)
If I had a jaw id fuck any woman from any country whenever I wanted
God knew what he was doing I guess In slowing me down idk

what were your parents doing at your age

nth for the gyaldem

16 year olds shouldnt be able to vote but they can and it doesnt matter anyway

>>213902889
grim

poo deng

that's rorke told
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNZrv8GyjtU/

>>213902919
my dad was beating my mum in his drunken rage

>>213902924
i was thick as mince at that age

>>213902919
my dad was probs in Goulburn Supermax prison lol

slowing down mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDJafGS6tWI

>>213902946
bet she's not nearly so lippy these days though so you've got to judge it against the results

Back on the topic of A-Levels. Zoomers seem to be way more boastful about their results. They're making videos bragging about four A*s and mocking people for going to bad Universities. I don't remember anyone posting about their results when I did A-Levels 10 years ago. Also way more seem to be getting A* but maybe kids are just smarter now.

Labubu Sexarse

>>213902729
same here

>>213902889
yeah, have you seen the photo she posted? it doesn't look half bad as far as mutilated genitals go, but i still wouldn't put my dick in it

Thanks again for that Hegre video it is actually art

>>213902974
there's a school that literally only gets a and a*
90% wogs so you just know they fake the results

>>213902974
could be that grades are easier to get, equity and all that

>>213899894 (OP)
>french

>>213902974
It's also less and less impressive to get top marks considering undeniable grade inflation

>>213902974
foreigners have irreversibly changed the character of the english nation
quiet pride in oneself has been replaced by pajeetesque boastfulness about success in trivial things

>>213902935
what a fag

>>213902974
They've heavily faked the results since covid lockdowns
Entire education system is dishonest and corrupt

not a fan of trannies at all but the thought of giving arielle maxine a good bumming after murdering his lord at agincourt makes my taint tingle

will be staying in a hotel tonight
will ge getting naked and casting the porn to the tv as soon as i get into the room and performing a massive naked wank
will be going to the bar after for a couple of beers to watch the football
will be returning to my room to repeat the wanking exercise

https://youtu.be/GkvxRLelzCU

Corrrrrr phwoar

decided to make my sauce in a wok for a laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxpeM7fDiz8
>ofcom trying to get 4chan blocked

got 7 songs down, but the last one i’m making just doesn’t fit the mood

>>213902935
based truth teller

Schizo druggie just walked past my house yelling incoherent babble

>>213903000
I must see what do i google

>>213903063
you just posted illegal content
enjoy prison

>>213903052
>agincourt
you still think about that?

>>213903063
anal sex with gura

Trying to convince my girlfriend to chuck me with a black man

I convinced her to do it with another woman so hopefully I can do so

>>213903073
WHO WANTS IT

>>213903073
crazy to think there were probably people living in their little mut huts in roman judea saying this exact thing about jesus christ

moo deng fuming that poo seal is the number one on brit.com

>>213903067
Dunno how I'll meet women if 4chan is blocked. I've met all of my irl gfs here. They expect me to go on tinder? Fucking cunts

>>213903075
i dunno someone posted it on 4chan a few weeks back
>>213903052
her nose is fucked thoughbeit

>>213903096
what’s the point of lying on the internet

>>213903079
No, he linked to illegal content. Further it isn't illegal hence it being on YouTube.

>>213903082
the fantasy is more elaborate and involves me being written into a shakespeare play, complete with a full stanza about me stirring last night's pot-au-feu
also I have a thing for chainmail

>>213903122
Which part?

>>213903139
*gets on a chainmail gauntlet*
oh yea?

>>213903057
Will you though

checking the facebook pages of former classmates

Mass migration will always be remembered as kino

>>213903082
nigga we are still thinking about harold II

>>213903196
For the porn alone

Zoomer Beastie Boys naming their album "Mental Illness"
this a banger or no?

>>213903189
got your cock out?

Ngl need a cuddle, but I'm a larry loner

>>213903189
bird i fancied has ballooned

for some strange reason can't find a torrent of inbetweeners season 3 anywhere.

>>213903214
that's an ummers from me

>>213903202
pathetic

>>213903189
Goonsesh going well hopefully
>>213903205
Ehh still 99% of interracial porn is American sadly

>>213903214
What was the purpose of this post

>>213903214
UMMT WUMMY ~

>>213903214
idk what she's on about. she looks 14
take her phone off her

>>213903215
The name's Billy No Mates, come here :) *gives you a big bearhug*

mumbergs love to ask you the same dumb question five times in two days then fall out with you and run out slamming the door when you refuse to answer the sixth time dont they

>>213903246
There is lots of amateur French BBC porn

wonder why there's a higher proportion of mongs on the roads on sunday than any other day
further study required

My conclusions: students get better grades through remote learning and the Boriswave in '22 and '23 completely tanked A-Level results.

Also is there anyone here born 2003 that didn't get A and A* results?

>>213903281
>is there anyone here born 2003
i hope not

>>213903275
True I suppose and I've lost it but my favourite one is french and was made on my birth year which is a strange coincidence

>>213903281
was it not because they estimated the grades?

Pulling my penis to images of naked women

>>213903327
Also Germany has Scout69 which has a black actor (who was on blacked) who does bbc porn

>>213903293
it's a shame midgets are represented by faggots like the GOT nigga and willow
they're natural comedians

>>213903271
you got a mumberg who cares
cherish her you fucking cunt

My mumberg and dadberg are both very old

>>213903281
I'm '97 and got CDE because I slept through all my exams

>>213902935
Capitalists and big business famously anti immigration

>>213903346
just did a post about mumbergs, can't really endorse that but...

>>213903354
hhmmm

>>213903386
when you you reckon mumberg last had dadbergs wilbert inside her?

>>213903020
Good post

eze that goat

sucking a can of gin and tonic

Live above a Starbucks and in the summer all the conversations drift up into my bedroom, and remind me that I will never pass for anything close to a normie. All they talk about is "remember when", what was on the telly, their children, and whatever projects theyre doing. Never heard anyone having a conversation I would be capable of joining into

reckon social media just obliterated everyone’s mind fucking hell people are bizarre

professional rapist reacts to famous movie rape scenes

>>213903453
That's interesting. What are some examples of projects? Like work around the house?

I need to start a porn empire

>>213903087
*swims away upstream*

>>213903507
What genre lad?

Remember when the incel made the boring blog post

>>213903507
what's your early life section on wikipedia look like

top o the morning to you chaps

>>213903499
Yeah decking, or a summer house at the bottom of the garden, normal stuff. I say it without judgment, just can't relate

>>213903420
whathisnamenow on a mad one

>>213899894 (OP)
Dans la vie
On fait caca
Tous les jours
On fait caca
Dans la vie
On fait caca
Tous les jours
On fait caca

>>213903067
The "l" in labour stands for L

A lot of white boys have big dicks
So dont keep lying by saying white boys have small willies

seasidemark ffs

>>213903453
ktim
I haven't had a conversation in months

Living it easy under Albanese.

>>213903420
Gomu Gomu no gattling

>>213903583
Years if we're talking proper conversation.

>>213903588
idgi

>>213903537
Alri catyank

>>213903588
your labour's missing a 'u'

24 degrees and sunny and I'm rotting in my incorrigibly smeggy bedroom lol

M'la bor

>>213903603
yeah proper conversation
I make small talk every day

Lovely legs on this one

>>213903469
*starts utterly seething and foaming at the mouth as I give myself an aneurysm over someone DARING to have a different opinion from me*

>>213903659
I mean i converse with coworkers but theyre on the clock always. Different thing I reckon.

Unironically wonder how much porn mixes with organised crime
I reckon a lot of Japanese porn studios are backed by Yakuza behind the scenes

>>213903684
Shy lass hid her chebs a second after she sensed him peeking omds. So know she wants to be prude

>>213901570
>>213901570
>>213901570

NEW

>>213903729
>>213903729
>>213903729

>>213903650
I went outside but I almost had a panic attack so now I'm back indoors