Thread 213903729

Study American History NOW edition

back to work tomorrow

get the arsehole fingered
get the fingers sniffed

working my way through the /lit/ top 100 books list x

Texted two mates asking if they want to get a pint and a roast but they've both ignored me suppose I'll just stay in my smeggy bedroom lol

>>213903851
why do you think they ignored you lad

>>213903867
he didn't mention getting a bag

arsewank on the cards fellas?

just got a text from one of those mates I don't like asking me to come out for a pint and roast, think I'll just ignore him lol

extremely hung over

If you're a virgin why not spend one night out in Cardiff or Newcastle?
I got laid more in 4 years in Britain than I have in 20 years in the US. You all have it so easy there

>>213903941
kick off isn't for another 2 hours

>>213903948
Loooooool are you my mates because I just texted my mates asking if they wanted to go for a pint and a roast and a bag and a they've ignored me!

maybe parents should know what their kids are looking at online

nth for the holodem

think that's him lads I'll just ignore him again lol

>>213903975
Common sense legislation

>>213903762
Would love to shag this skeletal minx nutjob... the things I'd do to her

>>213903981
Nah not really, I don't have any mates

wish i had a daughter

>>213904045
We all know why rorke

>>213904045
'

step daughter roleplay ASMR only

>>213903941
Morning DTFIB x

>>213904045
My father wanted a daughter. When he'd drive me to school on occasion he'd make sexual comments about the girls walking to school. Always wonder if I'd been born a girl if he'd have diddled me.

>>213903851
You're not really a "Sunday Roast and a Pint" mate. You're more of a "we're feeling silly, let's get Anon out. It'll be a laugh!" mate.

Hans Asperger and Temple Grandin, my heros

>>213904045
Umm

mad how poo seal has slithered his way into all of our hearts

>>213904102
You'd be so lucky

rorke being dragged to the work crazy golf and going 5 over par on every hole

>>213904144
Nah mate. Nah

>>213903851
bet you ironed your best polo shirt an all didn't ye lad too bad

>>213904139
Poo snail meanwhile has been left far behind

>>213904114
As in it'll be a laugh because I'm such a joy to be around?

>>213904166
Every little girl's desire is to please her father

>>213904182
mate havent you heard? poo sneal evolved into poo sneasel

>>213904188
No, because it's a novelty to bring an Incel Freak along on a night out.
>inb4 projecting
I know.

>>213904102
ummmmmmm

on the bus
on the cans

>>213904226
How do you think I feel cunt

almost a month on the 'inasteride and think i'm starting to see some little whisps in the old norwooded areas could just be imagining things thoughbeit anyway the wanks have been top tier

>>213904295
Get on topical

>>213904310
I like this picture a lot

https://youtu.be/hzkssKY6fkQ

Anon at the Christmas reunion

https://youtu.be/c1fTk-pzTVI

Sweden is almost indistinguishable than our high streets

>>213904335
Lol he stutters

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>>213904313
i will just wanted to see if the fin gave me side effects (it hasn't) since i don't see much point doing the min on it's own since it doesn't stop the hair loss

>>213904379
Been a shagger all my life so never unlike you virgins

wow

Want to get on the booze but the psychic police have got my number

>>213904232
>>213904310
Elves

>>213904411
Takes longer than a month for sides to kick in, but you have the right mindset. Many sides are placebo. Topical is just more effective, DoctorFox does a tretinoin/minoxidil/finasteride combo solution - better than oral

>>213904434
CWLTSHC

rice pudding

the pasta very much baked

>>213904188
what is this a picture of

>>213904501
dog's dinner

>>213904501
get the Parmesan on those veggies

>>213904501
Looks good

lots of odd posts in this thread

>The Online Safety Bill will never be passed! It will be forgotten like the porn license!
>Ok, the Online Safety Bill has passed parliament, but it will take years to actually become law!
>Ok, the Online Safety Act is now law, but it will never be enforced!
>Ok, the Online Safety Act is being enforced, but it's only on big social media!
>Ok, the Online Safety Act is being enforced on every porn site too, but it won't go any further than that!
>Ok, the Online Safety Act is being enforced even on Wikipedia and Spotify, but they'll never touch 4chan!
>Ok, Ofcom has written a letter threatening huge fines against 4chan, but they'll never actually block it!
(YOU ARE HERE)
>Ok, 4chan is now totally blocked in the UK, but we can still use VPNs!
>Ok, Labour has now banned VPNs but... but...

Reminder that you could have stopped this if you had simply listened and protested against the Online Safety Bill at stage one.

>>213904538
theyre perfectly ordinary posts

>>213904457
>DoctorFox does a tretinoin/minoxidil/finasteride combo solution - better than oral
oh cool all the topical fin i've seen before was too expensive but this is much more reasonable ta lad

>>213904310
need to see frieren bouncing on a bbc

just did a big poo

>>213904551
nope and you're the odd post poster

>>213904561
why

>>213904568
odd thing to post

Lads, I've just made an 'Arielle Maxine' folder and saved my first four pics thereto. This is the start of my descent down the trooncoom rabbit hole. Wish me luck!

>>213904501
vegetables looks nice too many people just boil the shit out them and no seasoning
>>213904526
>veggies
you have to be at least 18 years old to post here

>>213904136
Wouldn't have been allowed to work near kids in my day.

>>213904561
she's made for big himmel dick exclusively

>>213904592
hope it ends with your offing yourself

>>213904310
middle one ticks several boxes

Just witnessed some trolling outside of /b/.

>>213904542
>protested
>voted
>petitioned
The one thing that works, is the one thing they fear the most, we all know what that is. You are one man, but you make use of this one thing, but you're on here whining that others should play by the rules to achieve your desired result. Bellend

>>213904620
Where, outside?

>>213904607
I've been 'down' for about 15 years and never once felt like actually offing myself. You will NEVER defeat me, fatty

>>213904592
you heard of venus vero?

got called sexist by the girl behind the bar because i said the cider was a women's drink

got a bit of billy joel on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVm8VS1z1s

>>213904631
I believe the trolling is present in the recent post with an Irish flag attached to it. We should inform the relevant authorities about it, mayhaps.

>>213904662
Why'd you order it then?

right figure out the last song lads, just had to stop thinking and just do

>>213904620
I feel like this is the most ambiguous rule on this website

>>213904675
Appletini

>>213904662
Aspalls cyder, I'll drink you under the table

>>213904675
i didn't i ordered a lager

How do you get into being a babysitter then?

>>213904727
um?

Urge to drink cans..... rising

>>213904727
be a teenage girl or a woman

>>213904727
um

>>213904352
Right down to the wogs and pakis skulking about

this one right here officer >>213904727

>>213904727
Stop posting this nonce shit, youre fucking grim cunt

>>213904644
doesn't look like my type tbf lad

>>213904688
I define it as: Any post which has no intention of creating actual discussion or humour, but is solely and blatantly intended to rile up other 4chan users. Ragebait and racebait fall clearly under this category, among other things.

>>213904710
Girls drink that

Incels could be here...incels could be anywhere.

asked about a sidehustle and /brit/ minds immediately went to molestation
VERY telling

lad in toil brought his own small air fryer in last week
he doesn’t let anyone else use it and takes it out of his locked desk to cook scran then puts it away when it’s cooled

>>213904759
what if i post 'poo' and it annoys someone

is that bannable under your rule

you can't even fry air

>>213904779
what a lad

>>213904779
Whats wrong with that? Good for him

>>213904779
What's blud cooking when he uses it?

>>213904818
poo

>>213904824
poosc

>>213904818
air

>>213904708
I don't care
my point is that girls can't take a joke anymore and will call you sexist for anything

>>213904818
poo-based meat

Alright lads look lively, MI5's just walked in

4chan's response to OFCOM

if i want to get my knives sharpened is that like easy to do in britain, like can i get it done at habitat or whatever?
presumably you can't just walk into a shop cleaver in hand

>>213904797
i agree
unless oil or fat is involved, it's not frying

>>213904788
That's clearly just juvenile humour. Nobody could reasonably be offended by a post merely saying "poo".

Now, on the other hand, if you persistently went around, for instance, replying to every single Irish poster telling them aggressively that they "smell like poo", that probably crosses the line into trolling.

>>213904880
poo

>>213904908
Pack it in

send more med girls to old blighty

got a weak posterior chain

POO

SC

>>213904880
You smell like poo (not Irish)

Who's your go-to Purpleport wank then, lads?

poo bellowing in the face of a biomass

Got the Skyward Sword on x

Why is it that you can instantly tell someone is black just by their voice? I'm not even talking about accents per se, even if a black person has a relatively neutral, non-London accent I can still usually correctly guess that they're black from voice alone.

There's just a particular way black people speak which is instantly identifiable. There's a certain twang to their voices. Is it to do with their lip size, perhaps?

>United States and the United Kingdom lead the consumption rankings of ultra-processed food, with 58% and 57% of daily calories, respectively.

So why are Americans fatter than Brits?

starmer is going to be in DC tomorrow
anything you guys (lads) want me to ask him?

alright everyone just pushing their shit gimmicks it seems
fucking boring general full of boring unfunny cunts this

>>213904818
poo seal fillets

>>213904952
That's Twilight Princess, not Skyward Sword, you utter spastic.

>>213904988
Skull emoji

>>213904988
baited for this exact response bore on nonce

>>213905017
>I was simply pretending to be retarded!

>>213904973
Negroes and Amerindians store fat much more readily than whites, as they are evolved to a feast-and-famine lifestyle of hunting and gathering

rorke the type of nigga to bring up his air fryer all the fucking time

>>213905030
No pretending with you, is there

mental how shit twitter got after getting taken over by elon. i just want cute girls and all i'm getting is endless political shit despite blocking those accounts

bored instagram housewives of /brit/, what fun creative things can i do with my used gü pots?

>>213904973
driving everywhere

>>213905044
psc dunelm

>>213905030
how do you respond to this without sounding mad, even if it was legit bait
you simply cant

>>213905040
friar tuck was a communist

Jeepers creepers! It's 3:20pm already! Toil is looming.

early seasons daphne bum

Did you know that Oracle Bone Script is the oldest form of written Chinese?

>>213905054
could spend all next weekend wanking to see if you can fill one with spaff

>>213905070
not for me i'm on a/l until wednesday

>not even 4pm
>only one beveragino left in the fridge
>no whisky
fucked it haven't I lads

im just working tomorrow then off for 12 days x

>>213905070
It's a Bank Holiday Freakend thoughbeit

>Minecraft
>Undertale/Deltarune
>Fortnite

The holy trinity of utterly shit games that all zoomers are mysteriously obsessed with.

>>213905139
No rest for the wicked

>>213905133
>then off for 12 days x
got a gay vacation planned? greece? thailand?

>>213905128
i have 10 cans of lager and three bottles of wine and half a bottle of baileys

Flight to Alicante soon x

>>213905128
so go out and get some or get a darkie on an e-bike to bring you some?

>>213905191
Bore on

Man Utd XI: Bayindir; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Dalot, Casemiro, Fernandes, Dorgu; Mount, Cunha, Mbeumo.

Arsenal XI: Raya; White, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Odegaard, Rice, Zubimendi; Saka, Gyokeres, Martinelli.

>>213905162
how much are you expecting to drink though?
I just started watching football but if I wait until half time it'll be too late for a couple of extra beveraginos
royally fucked myself now
I went into town for shopping first thing today already

Forgotten what it feels like to have a flat stomach. Down 70lb from heaviest, with another 70lb to go.

>>213905215
two cans of beer and one bottle of wine

>>213905160
just your mums house

toilbros is this true?
I had 5 months off 2 years ago, do I have to bear that burden for the rest of my life?
wtf

>>213905224
ummy wummy tummy x

>>213905192
Oxford have just made it 2-2 though
It's a good game
And I don't want a darkie bringing me my bockles
I wash bockles even from the shop if anyone other than a white woman serves me (men and minorities sicken me)

>>213905242
me being done

>>213905253
don't know, i've worked at the same company for 15 years
hope this helps x

>>213905225
Even when I was at my absolute thinnest (just under 11 stone), I STILL didn't have a properly flat stomach. I still had a little pouch of fat there that I could pinch between my fingers. And if I sat down, it would be really visible bulging out of my gut.

I don't get it desu. Feels like I'm cursed. Meanwhile I see other lads who don't pay any attention to their weight or diet but have perfectly flat stomachs.

something just aggressively peng and decadent about cheesecake

>>213905253
I've never been asked about gaps but I've been offered a job which I actually couldn't start because of insane pre-employment checks where they need a reference from everywhere you worked in the past 5 years, and this was after uni when I job hopped loads of shit jobs which I put on my CV, ironically because I was worried about showing work gaps. One of the references got the dates completely wrong as well

This actually happened to me twice, it was horrible

>>213904779
bet its not been pat tested should complain to management

>>213904848
janny deleted it lmfao

>>213905191
that’s fatmong raging for another six hours then

>>213905191
You say Alicante, I say Alican

I think it's incredibly likely at this stage that 4chan ends up geoblocking UK users themselves.

Their lawyers' response to Ofcom made no mention whatsoever of wanting to protect the freedom of British users to access 4chan. It was entirely about their constitutional rights as an American company, and how Britain has no authority over Americans.

I can see them just blocking all UK users as a "Fuck you" to Britain, and telling Ofcom that now they cannot be fined because they don't even serve the UK.

Got a Madri in today de lids, they're doing a special offer on it on Sundays, buy 4 pints get 1 free.

>>213905421
Who's a cheeky boy then

>>213905438
Where?

>>213905435
Ok heatherpaedo

>>213905438
Forgot the pic

>>213905438
>>213905438
It's just the old Carling rebranded as a fake Spanish import to fool gullible piss guzzlers.
Imagine paying money to be lied to like that.

>>213905438
I don't drink that slop

>>213905453
Down my local club in Sussex

>>213905464
Sitting by the bin are we?

redditspacing doomposter

For me? It's Asahi

>>213905401
that's the spirit!

>>213905438
>Madri - El Alma de Madrid
>Brewed by Molson Coors in Tadcaster

>>213905421
Wonder how many clones in Putin was in those two photos

>>213905512
Bless you

For me it's Guinness

>>213905494
There are multiple bins, I'm in the smoking area, they're also barbecuing some hot dogs and burgers out here.

In one of the earlier seasons of the Sopranos a girl on Meadows soccer team is sexually abused by their coach, and seems to be aged around sixteen. All of the made men are enraged and wrathful, and Tony makes plans to have the man murdered.
Later on in season six when Tony and Paulie are laying low out of town, they discuss a time where they fucked two "sixteen year old hillbilly whores". This is never mentioned again.
Makes one ponder

>>213905497
>doomposter
Hilarious you lot are still insisting any fear over the OSA is "dooming", especially after last night's news.

The day 4chan is blocked you'll probably be showing up on Desuarchive still claiming it's a "nothingburger" and that the site will be back in a week.

>>213905556
There's a children's play area in case you get bored

>rorke in the pub alone
omds

>>213905315
Calorie bomb though isn't it. One of the sneakiest

>>213905573
>two more weeks

>>213905559
Jersey guineas and appalachian whites belong to two different classes

>>213905512
>Asaha - Japans No1 Beer
>Brewed by Peroni in Rome

Our deano beer gets made by asahi and kirin and their locally produced versions of their jap beers are quite adequate

Hounslow council have banned Lime bikes, and licensed Forest and Voi; neighbouring Richmond has licensed Lime and banned the others. So every bridge is Checkpoint Charlie, with loads of Lime bikes parked on one side and loads of Forest and Voi on the other.

For me its German wheat beer

white niggas love they carbs

just one little power nap...
*dies in sleep*

>>213905559
yes they are hypocrites and bad people

>>213905559
does it really need explaining that they're hypocrites?

>>213905660
Mental how even the worst German beers utterly mog British macro piss lagers

>>213905683
how is that hat worthy

>>213905687
yeah alri gollum

>>213905601
Yes, genius, these things happen gradually over time rather than all at once.

Earlier this year, the OSA began being enforced by Ofcom. We saw small forums shutting down in the spring. In July, age verification came into force on all social media platforms and porn websites. In June, we first heard about Ofcom investigating 4chan over OSA violations, and now in August this has escalated with Ofcom demanding fines from 4chan, and 4chan's lawyers responding in turn.

Do you think it's all just going to stop right here, and nothing more will happen? Of course not, idiot, things are going to continue to escalate.

>>213905743
emphatically not reading all that

>>213905718
For me it's mental that German beer can get shipped over to the other side of the planet and still be better value for money and sometimes cheaper than our local macro piss lagers

>>213905718
Yep if you drink shite like carling you are mentally ill

Rorke's creps

>Monster Energy (owned by Monster Beverage Corporation)
>Relentless Energy (owned by Monster Beverage Corporation)
>Reign Energy (owned by Monster Beverage Corporation)
>Predator Energy (owned by Monster Beverage Corporation)
Thank you capitalism!

>>213905633
used to enjoy a drink at the pitcher and piano of a summer me. closed down now though.

>>213905821
some can of monster

If I'm buying non-German beer, I will check where it is brewed, and if I see any mention of Burton on the label I will not purchase

>>213905821
Last one is my beverage of choice

>>213905758
The 4chan zoomer classic:
>ignore any and all negative news
>dismiss any potential negative events as "nothingburgers"
>spend 100% of your time shitposting and "gooning"
>act surprised when bad things actually do happen

The day 4chan gets blocked in the UK, I hope I see you on Desuarchive ghostposting and crying so that i can laugh at you.

>>213905821
>Predator Energy
Rorke's da has his own drink

>>213905855
i'll be posting on 4chan

>>213905846
also your sexuality choice

>>213905821
posted this from your iphone

Rapist Energy

>4chan getting banned
good riddance. luckily, this is 4channel

>>213905886
Spent all day simmering in shite to think of that dogshit zinger eh

>>213905879
No you won't LMAO.

I guarantee you 2025 will be the last year you get to post on 4chan as a Brit (without a VPN at least).

>>213905912
Ofcom scrambling for a response

>>213905912
Mate check the URL

Is /brit/ full of gimps or there are actually posh people here

>>213905929
those brackets doing a lot of heavy lifting in this post

>>213905912
>4channel
died long ago
look at the url

The Universal Credit to NordVPN pipeline.

>>213905936
>>213905948
baited the gormless jfs award

>>213905943
Fuck off sn

Going to get this out the way:
Rorke Energy
Poo Seal Energy
Bradley Energy

>>213905944
Not really. If you are attempting to connect to 4chan with a British IP in 2026, you will likely be a met with a block (whether that block is imposed by 4chan itself, or by Ofcom, is yet to be seen).

VPNs exist, sure, but that's a way around the law. You wouldn't say the Chinese internet is completely free just because Chinese people can use VPNs.

15 quid for a BLOODY BURGER
25 for a BLOODY PIZZA

dua lipa

arse

>>213905975
not hard to bait the biomass
>>213905974
doesn't work. use mysteriumdark

Big Dick Energy

>>213906011
>but that's a way around the law
no it's not
the law regulates websites not users

>>213906014
Her voice is so seductive. Shes actually rather smart too, she does book interviews with authors and theyre always floored by her interviewing

>>213906014
shagged her

>>213906027
in your mouth i bet, gay bruce

>>213906048
need to give her my 5 inch bwc

right! need a new game to play

>>213906024
Bookmarked, cheers. With any luck these clowns will just take the slap and 4chan will continue to allow British IPs to spite Ofcom

>>213906062
ever heard of mass effect?

So I can smash it down fast

>>213906060
I cockmog you!

>>213906011
>/brit/ dying
Would leave a massive vacuum in the site. Been one of the fastest threads on 4chan for over a decade despite its recent slowdon

>>213906014
>two panties

>>213906089
by a little or...by a lot?

>>213906111
I am getting older, aren't I

google bharat image boards
you lads should colonise it

>>213906065
enjoy, it's cheap as fuck (literally 0.03p/gb)

NEW
>>>/mlp/42472079
>>>/mlp/42472079
>>>/mlp/42472079

>>213906091
/brit/ is kinda dead already, but it outright dying due to a removal of all British traffic would be significant, yeah.

The bigger shift will be on /sp/ though. Football, mostly Premier League, has been the dominant sport there for well over a decade. You could see a shift back towards American sports after Brits are blocked, like how /sp/ was in the 2000s when it was almost all NFL or baseball posts. There will still be some football, but it will be mostly about third world teams, EPL threads will slow to a crawl with just random foreign weirdos who support Chelsea or Man Utd keeping them afloat.

In the pub

Creampied the gf this weekend for thre first time

Might become a dad idk, felt like it

I caved in the end and bought three bockles of Tuborg
Got a right sweat on now I've had to walk into town and back

>>213906195
would love to eat it out of her

>>213906195
Can she still feel your sperm swimming inside her?

when you watch people in love
does it break your heart
when you’re at the park and there’s people in love
does it break your heart?

>>213906181
heard this in a good jim carrey film

>>213906180
I don't really think /brit/ is too dead. We go through like 14 threads per day. Most other generals don't get that kind of traffic. British posters are like the 2nd biggest group of posters on 4chan which is OBVIOUSLY why 4chan sent an angry letter of response.

wukong i reckon

i lied earlier when i said i had 10 cans of beer
in fact i only have nine

>>213906215
>>213906219
you niggas on some diddy shit

Might go back to the pub innabit for another pint

>>213906272
it's coz you have drinked one since then lad x

>>213906279
Hope you fall through an open manhole

>>213906237
/brit/ isn't dead in terms of traffic. It is totally dead in terms of being a usable thread, or producing any culture of note, though.

/brit/ in the 2010s was a constant factory of meme-production, some of them even reached the normiesphere ("racist in greggs" for instance).

/brit/ in the 2020s is a schizo stream-of-consciousness thread, as well as spending significant portions of every day being a hub of gay cuckold spam (thanks to the Belgian and his sockpuppets/friends).

>>213906292
i wish in fact i just must have drunk an extra one the other day

>>213906301
I'll do my best

I have quite masculine face and I'm overweight but not American-tier fat, so sometimes I get looks and smiles from qt's in places where I should make a move, but I don't because I'm a sperg with no friends or social life
Really need to just get wanked off on the bus by a 16 year old slag or something

might move the footy the lappy so i can play some cyberpunk 2077 on the telly

>>213906307
poo seal is /brit/'s greatest contribution to meme folklore

3R
>>213901570
>>213901570
>>213901570

>>213906353
fuck off

>>213906353
This simply must stop

Spaffing in a fanny is so nice I can’t lie

>>213906377
Must be why your dad did it then

>>213906307
There's only so long you can post the same inane drivel without it stagnating, plus, this is literally one of the most hostile generals on the board. Everybody fucking hates each other or thinks that every post/gimmick is a boogeyman

uhhhhh, the new?

>>213906361
>>213906368
what? it's just a recycle thread nigel

>>213906416

>>213856971


>>213856971

Dollhouse melty

NEW

>>213906480
>>213906480
>>213906480

get it made and make it british