Thread 213906947

You wake up in Wetwang, UK.

What happens there?

>>213907130
People try to have the most pathetic excuse of a front lawn possible

>>213907130
Chinese people who live there get wet. Hence the name

>>213906947 (OP)
sovl

>>213907210
I'd rather have a much bigger back yard/courtyard than a useless front lawn

>>213907836
Front gardens are handy for turning into a driveway. All the poorfag roads in my town, with tiny front gardens, have a proper shit time with parking.

I cannot decide whether these endless Brit rowhouses are comfy or dystopian. Probably something inbetween

>>213908916
>rowhouses
FOY

>>213908916
It has a certain, je ne sais quoi.

>>213908916
They're very dystopian and should be be torn down so that we can all live in three storey apartment buildings like they do in Germany.

>>213906947 (OP)
Wetwank?

>>213910107
I heard there used to be communal toilets instead of backyards (backgardens) here.
So are the current bathrooms taking up what could have been an extra room in these homes, making them even smaller and shittier?

>>213910107
lovely view
that'll be 500k please goy

>>213906947 (OP)
I'll take my tropical shithole over this weather any day of the week. But I can deny this >>213910107 looks nice.

>>213910107
Doesn't look too bad. Just plant some trees and some people should paint their homes different colors to break up the bland uniformity

>>213912758
Some houses where I live have communal parks instead of backyards.

>>213913055
Also those houses are right next to two big parks where people play football and basketball there

>>213913138
forgot to post pic

>>213906947 (OP)
I'm a little hungover, but I've woken up in worse places after a long night.
I'll chalk this up as a win.

>>213913055
maybe its a bad angle but it just looks like all bushes surrounded by a fence?
I'm not saying it has to be astroturfed grass but can you actually walk through that? it seems at that point it would have been better to just keep the trees and pave everything else

buy drugs

>>213906947 (OP)
god this country is such an ugly dystopian shithole
would look better if all the houses were white with cream rooms and wooded doors/window trims

>>213913212
There are green spaces between the rails, the neighbours have set up trampolines and other kids' toys there, there's also some benches, the pictures on google street view were taken in winter, but in spring, summer, and autumn the bushes and trees grow thick, and cats can hide in the foliage

>>213913272
with black curtains

>>213913272
I think it looks nice

>>213913311
Again, forgot to post pic

>>213913272
>>213913329
and everyone over 18 stone, under 80 IQ, or with more than three documented criminal offenses impaled upon brushed copper stakes and displayed in concentric rows in the towns' squares.

Wetwang is a comfy little village

what drives the Saxon man to build these ugly structures?

>>213913729
necessity with a side of haste

>>213913729
that's a GCHQ building, probably where they keep servers or databases

>>213913333
i don’t get it at all, i think the trademark brick style of the uk is the absolute worst. it just lacks any kind of charm or style, houses from basically anywhere on the continent look better. plus we produce shit like >>213913729. it’s just an ugly country. half of it needs to be knocked down and redone.

>>213913823
that thing is in Germany, somewhere in the Low Saxon area. They have a similar style

>>213906947 (OP)
I wonder how many of these ugly brick-dominated shithole villages could look pretty if the weather was nice.

english towns need to cornwallmax

>>213913823
Well it's better than commie blocks. But when it's sunny it doesn't look back at all. But I haven't been to much places in the UK, only in Yorkshire and London. I don't like London but I enjoyed Yorkshire.

>>213914130
>it doesn't look back at all
it doesn't look bad

Moistwank

>>213914106
>poorest area in the uk and among the poorest in northern europe
>looks the nicest
how

>>213914575
rich people either have garish or boring taste.

>>213914575
Needs more pakis to bring that ethnic colourful vibe

>>213914575
How cities in Europe look isn’t defined by their Gee Dee Pee today, but how wealthy or relevant it has historically. Dresden is one of the poorest cities in Germany but (at least the old town) the grandest looking

take the next train to Shitterton, UK

>>213911346
False dichotomy. There are nice rowhouses, just not these

>>213914705
can’t blame this on the rich when poor places in the uk look like this
>>213914788
true. i just think it’s ironic cornwall has never been rich or relevant ever but that single street mogs at least half of the country

>>213913823
Northern France looks very similar to the UK overall. It’s the „northwest Europe style“

>>213914972
yeah it’s the north sea style. UK does it the best, followed by Germany. Scandis and Dutchies suck at architecture

>>213914972
the netherlands just looks like england is it was run by people who cared

>>213915038
It’s a quite ugly part of Europe in general. But Flanders is the most beautiful part of it. UK … don’t really think, Oxford or Edinburgh strikes me as gorgeous but none of the big cities. Germany is extremely hit or miss due to WW2, whatever is preserved is great but much isn’t.

>>213906947 (OP)
I can find a fork and power socket within a minute. They haven't banned forks yet, right?

>>213906947 (OP)
Get my breakfast though :3

>>213915079
Yeah that’s a good summary. But it’s extremely superior to the Ruhr area (neighboring part of Germany), too.

>>213915120
Stade is decent

>>213915251
Lübeck, Hamburg (where it’s preserved), Lüneberg, Flensburg, Stralsund, Greifswald, Rostock are all nice, but then there’s also „jewels“ like Kiel that make you wanna kys

>>213915154
Even NRW has god tier towns that mog everything north of them

Im more of a Cockermouth fan myself

>>213915397
NRW has the population of the Netherlands, so it contains everything. But the whole Ruhr area and cologne make you ashamed to be German

>>213915038
Germany does it best, it is gorgeous. I visited Cologne and another town I can’t remember for the life of me at Christmas and they were some of the best places I’ve been. England I just think looks shitty. Netherlands has a lot of the standard brick too but it looks a lot better, though maybe it’s a grass is greener thing. I just think a lot of our towns look ramshackle and mismatched and our run down areas are some of the most grim. Oxford and York are pretty nice but nicer towns are in the minority. Personally I think Bath is the most beautiful place in the country, I don’t know why we didn’t build more in that style.

>>213915611
> Germany does it best, it is gorgeous.
>I visited Cologne

AHAHAAHAHAHAH. Okay nigger, I like trolling on 4chan to but you have to get better at it

>>213915611
>cologne
It’s just one building mate
The people are kino though

>>213916090
If you’re into poor drug addicts then yes Cologne people are awesome

>>213916063
>>213916090
It was nice when I went but tbf I was 14 on a school trip. I remember it being very pretty, lots of lovely houses near the lake where the Lindt factory was.