Thread 213910727

team globohomo, assemble!

>>213910727 (OP)
Everyone is globohomo

Why is UK there tho

imagine if they gangrape Meloni kek

Why are we there??

>>213910727 (OP)
>Clash report
>Jeet twitter account knows gov secrets

>>213910727 (OP)
Bar Finland, none share a border with puccia and aren't affected, yeah let's not invite Baltics, Poland, Romania and Turkey

>>213910752
Its like polite to invite your irrelevant ex masters to your big gay party o algo

>von der Leyen
wait so why does she go?

>>213910889
le eu president

>>213910727 (OP)
what the Finnish doin?

finland must feel happy to be included, they love attention

>>213910727 (OP)
Wow, they are like Avengers!

russians be like
>Heh the west thinks the war is like le avengers, le harry potter, le putlermort
And then they go on talking about how they're fighting against resident evil biolabs that breed gay virus spreading mosquitoes that target slavs o algo, and they believe it too GEG

>>213910814
>>213910836
>>213910957
>>213910943
Finland represents NB8.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic-Baltic_Eight

> no Spain representative

?

can we get bibi, xi and modi in there too then God sends a HUGE meteor down, but only when drumpf and putin are in the room, and then it explodes

>>213911130
they are irrelevant

>USA Europe Iran axis is le globohomo
>China Russia axis is le rebels despite having 3x more people o algo

>>213910943
gotta have someone who can talk about golf

the irrelevant shitholes alliance

>>213911130
They're probably the most anti-America country in Europe right now, imagine sending them there and they spend the entire time crying about Israel instead

>>213910782
This is what happened in White House...

>>213910814
last week my media said your president is buddies with trump

>>213911175
>Iran axis is le globohomo
Words uttered only by the most deranged

>>213911175
Iran is in the second block ofc lol

>>213911147
addendum: to be safe lula too, sorry brazil

>>213911185
China is relevant, but agree about the rest of the reject gang (Russia, Iran, Cuba, North Korea, Pakistan)

>>213911066
where was your home moshe

>>213911219
I woudnt say they're buddies tho he has been sucking trumps cock on twitter celebrating the strikes on iran.

>>213911185
that's mercosur

>>213911306
Rishon LeZion

oh boy NAFO roll call baby!!! the WASHINGTON SUMMIT

We got the whole squad pulling up Macron sipping his overpriced , Merz still buffering , Starmer flexin’ the budget like , and ZELENSKY the certified GOAT standing there in his tactical drip .

AND TRUMP ?? oh you just KNOW it’s gonna be a circus . NAFO memes about to fuel the NATO jets

meanwhile putin over in the kremlin lookin like a discount dr. evil crying into his cold borscht , wondering why his “3 day special operation” is now old enough to start preschool

russia right now: (tractor -> basket -> cemetery)
NAFO right now: LET’S GOOOOOO

summit vibes: NATO STRONG
kremlin vibes: “pls send more microwaves to disassemble for tank parts”

anyways, NAFO fellas, polish up those memes the content drip is about to be SPICY AF

NATO > putin’s wrinkly LARP empire every damn day

I can also make an **extra cringe emoji-heavy version** where every sentence is littered with 15–20 emojis for maximum chaos if you want. Do you want me to do that?

>>213911402
thanks for the krebs

i still dont know what NAFO stands for

>>213911472
North African Federal Operation

>>213910814
there is enough of russian Ivan - fools for meatwaving the entire europe, that's why

the nato thing better be working for east europe

>>213910727 (OP)
Trump should invite Orbán too to somewhat level the playing field

why doesnt mark rutte get a flag

>>213910814
Good at playing golf (not a joke)

>>213910814
Trump likes Stubb.

>>213910752
we like to let unc feel like he is still important so we let him tag along

>>213912225
He's representing HATO and I assume it doesn't have an emoji flag

why Poland isn't there? we are a superpower

>>213910814
Your pm is one of the few non dictators dotard actually likes