Thread 213916100

wild boar edition

>>213916100 (OP)
love desperate dan me

freshmeat being the recipient of a violent and rapid clartening

The chad ghost lingers even if incels manage to get a gf kek

i pity the fool

QuickTap™ resulting in flood of crimson victory paint

need a dick up my ass x

reminder to report BE flags posts

theyre calling it the british redscare

turns out my penis is 10cm and thin
turns out it's caged
turns out vigorous anal bashing with a black dildo will tek place x

Zeidy using the untrue dark ring

QuickFap™ to naked black men x

Ziedbelgian

:l

+1 to my ultra league wins medal (powering through silver medal rn)

get the pure satire posted

impersonator

turns out my penis is 10cm and thin
turns out it's caged
turns out vigorous anal bashing with a black dildo will tek place x

turns out my penis is 10cm and thin
turns out it's caged
turns out vigorous anal bashing with a black dildo will tek place x

>>213916275
real one

ABSURD fit here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbE7dmOnWs4

14cm en dun

timmy two times

lol my posts getting deleted

proof that he is either a janny/mod or has connections

soo guys has he been doing it all day even on Sunday?

10cm en dun

im such an evil freak
go out and drunkenly sexually harrass women
dont even remember doing it just get told afterwards

carlybender and a VPN
carlybender and a VPN

henry VIII was an extremely devout catholic, so much so, that the pop called him a "defender of the faith", his mother was also a devout catholic and as the second son he was also trained for the Clergy before the sudden death of his older brother and heir apparent Arthur

>the pop
poosc

i like tummies

>>213916329
this is the most insane post I've ever seen

>>213916214
I wish I passed this well

Northern = Stupid

>>213916325
Yes

>>213916339
>the pop

>>213916359
you dont need to "pass" to be beautiful and valid hun

the pop reading yhe binble

>>213916339
mad how england would be part of spain today if bloody mary had popped out a sprog

>>213916329
amazing

joanna drove slowly into the city
hudson river all filled with snow
sparkling eyes autumn linger
ooooooh

a faggot is a wop beats the city
but he took it from his, really what ha
showed the fishes, seen the thing
and a young man's sing is still gathering

look outside at the raincoats coming say oh
look outside at the raincoats coming say oh

hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey

Pop Leo reading Yhe Binble

>>213916376
haha

epic dollhouse time

poo seal is as poo seal does

Poo screo reading yhe binble

>why don't you become a mortgage advisor?
>here's £50 ;)
oh .. ok thanks mum

>>213916387
god poisoned her womb for a reason

pop seal

milk is good for your bones

Many SS members followed Himmler’s example and encouragement to withdraw from the churches, and Hitler lauded them for their anti-church attitude. Hitler once advised Mussolini to try to wean the Italian people away from the Catholic Church, lest he encounter problems in the future. When Mussolini asked how to do this, Hitler turned to his military adjutant and asked him how many men in Hitler’s entourage attended church. The adjutant replied, “None”…

In the end… he [Hitler] had utter contempt for the Jesus who told His followers to love their enemies and turn the other cheek. He also did not believe that Jesus’s death had any significance other than showing the perfidy of the Jews, nor did he believe in Jesus’s resurrection.

I got a level 999CP castform for the collection (Castform collection + 999CP Pokemons)

>>213916450
How old are you?

What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?

sad that he dun know that I'll keep posting anyway x

mum and her partner have no idea what i do for a living and they've never asked
i just sit at my inceldesk doing nothing all day for all they know

>>213916450
that’s nice dear
*goes back to watching coronation street*

>>213916461
mhmmm meltie x

A country of Artists, Designers and Mathematicians.

>>213916386
s

>>213916462
>mum and her partner
is she a copper

>>213916461
sad how you will spend your time getting reported and banned for 0 replies
>he thinks hes liked around here

P.S. kill yourself
>lol I posted trash and got banned lolol trolled

>>213916457
this nigga always talkin bout sum 20 questions

his attitude sad but sick and exotic, i'm
down to the plane of hudson, new mexico
cut a stick on took all the money i'm
oooooooh

cousin joanna, down in the soul
well she took an apartment in washington heights
half of the ring lies here with me
but the other half's in the bottom of the sea

look outside at the raincoats coming say oh
look outside at the raincoats coming say oh
look outside at the raincoats coming say oh
look outside at the raincoats coming say oh

hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey

>>213916491
nope a lesbian

heaterfreak's new obsession! everyone, heatherfreak has a new obsession!
getting a job? NO! of course not!

>>213916507
sc

kogre forgot frustration! kyogre learned surf! woooooo

Mhmm she tek it

>>213916461
You know that nobody cares right?

We all know you're Ziedbelg and just laugh at you

>>213916521
ah you're one of those babies they find under gooseberry bushes

>>213916548
poo roar

mad how the canadian pretends to be two different people. very weird guy but not even worth caring about really

>>213916542
H E L P E R N O N C E
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P
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my uncle nigel shat himself at sunday dinner cos he has bowel cancer lol

>>213916542
mmhmm Hamish love his bwc

Slept through another weekend.

>>213916548
H O W L I N G

Got a hug from a pretty lady today. Have to be honest, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

>>213916560
p sc i a n f

>>213916560
Braying & whinnying

>>213916552
lad....

kill yourself

nuff a dem know about heaterfreak me prefer

Keep up lads.

>On a VPN
>Obsessed with the archive
>Tries to antagonise /brit/
Remind me why Ziedbelg isn't Spaino?

havent posted here all weekend. been busy with gf and mates. didnt think about this place once

alri

poo yourself

>>213916636
was deleted because its the real one

>>213916647
Yeah?

>>213916607
Can anyone explain what this autistic drivel means

why is it allowed btw

>>213916668
me in the 75th percentile

the popmobile

>>213916666
Yeah he's been reporting like mad

>>213916676
>>213916604

reminder to report BE flags posts (because this post makes him mad and he reports it)
report him :)

>>213916722
*rapes you*

>>213916676
poo screaming in a _______ face

>>213916636
>>213916611
>>213916542
>>213916461
impersonator

>>213916391
https://voca.ro/1ojd96Eo39XO

>>213916722
I don't see his posts though.

>Belief in God among British 18–24 year-olds has surged from 16% in 2021 to 45% in 2025 — YouGov

Oh no. I'm nooticing something...

why the fuck did you all sit here all day and NOT report his posts
it is mental how you tolerate it - even filtering. its mental that hes been allowed for so long also. the ABSOLUTE state of you mongs, you are worse than him for all this

feet hort again :(

>>213916760
pbuh

dtficwa9id

why was the mouse deleted

>>213916315
>>213916327
>>213916285
>>213916275
impersonator

10 cm isn't even that small

>>213916760
Inshallah...

>>213916759
reminder that you are worse than he is if not outright just him posting this every time

>>213916760
dont think its the God you want it to be matey

>>213916760
probably because of nigerians innit

>>213916758
now sing jap karaoke

>>213916760
yeah its all the muslim migrants mate

>>213916794
>>213916757
Impersonator

>>213916215
>>213916176
impersonator

>>213916794
>>213916823
ban evader

>>213916823
he never capitalises his sentences. just remember that

>>213916766
Maybe if everyone filtered him and stopped talking about him he'd go flinging shit for attention somewhere else. Nahhh, you keep talking about him, he must hate that. Tell him, tell everyone, just how mad he makes you. That'll stop him.

>>213916766
Not filling out captchas for nothing to happen

Mods want this thread to be a farm for lolcows so let Ziedbelg keep autistically embarrassing himself

Nothing he posts is particularly irritating he's just a sad pedo freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8&list=RDEPOIS5taqA8&start_radio=1

>>213916785
>>213916800
>>213916806
>>213916821
such people don't fill out yougov polls

Self-reported belief in God is utterly meaningless as an indicator of religiosity. It's just people not wanting to be controversial and professing to be 'spiritual' so as not to upset anybody. If you take actual weekly Church attendance it's something pathetic like 2% of the population.

>>213916856
no, he would samefag and talk to his discuck friends. he samefags constantly (when nobody replies). nobody replies to him... you have him filtered so you dont know. it is still there even if you pretend its not and clogging up the thread because YOU are enabling it. YOU are worse than him

>>213916794
real one gets banned so actually thats the real one

>>213916802
>nooooo you have to give him all your attention when he posts in here
You don't even see you're part of the problem do you

>>213916857
marsdenit sex arse

Fixing my sore throat and chesty cough with shots of olive oil and spoons of honey

https://youtu.be/6IXP3_WSDYw?si=GWDXXiliGCOtS4w9
Major choonage this

>>213916851
forgot your belgian vpn on, impersonator x

>>213916914
not engaging with you r9kfreak.
you are worse than he is

can the King reinstate Australia as a penal colony and take away all their rights please and thank you.

helperlads fucking died lads

>>213916930
Why do you care so much?

fingering my arse

>>213916961
that is SO helperlad

>>213916961
one of the kids he was trying to nonce step on him or something?

wonder how much colon stretching diddy has done in prison
the court case basically outed him as bi so he must have had some chocolate bum fun by now

>>213916904
I can see you all going on and on about him. He knows he's got your attention so he's not going to leave. Fucking hell. Wish I could filter everyone who doesn't filter him because you can't just ignore him either. Sick of hearing about him.

>>213916996
lol

I'm bi

if I were prime minister of king (of /brit/) and you did this (all week), you would get punished. right now I would punish you...

>>213916961
proof?

>>213916307
I failed. Oh well.

>>213917014
not going to engage with you r9kfreak
you are worse than he is and you will get what you deserve unless you change

let guess? they're all irish and not english huh? what other copes will you racist brits come up with?

cronem shagging my arse

>>213916961
he was alive 30 minutes ago

>>213917014
Are you retarded?

You can filter comments very easily

>>213917085
wish zilberg would gewt stabbed

>>213917085
leftypol clicking his heels and doing a wee jig with a staff and a hat because some white people murdered someone for once

>>213917032
punish me daddy

>>213917085
Culturally negroid.

hello /brit/

jada bas, trainer reporter here

>>213917085
Top right is definitely Irish

cronem shagging my arse and bursting fat nuts in my disgusting fat arse so hard that it sends me flying out the top floor of the gherkin

the secret slag gf

Just finished up the Sopranos for the second time, and I empathise strongly with Tonys internal battle. To desire to be a certain way, when everything you are is at odds with that desire. Expectations instilled into you at a young age, that you feel utterly unable to meet or to let go of. Wishing to be a good person, loyal, honest, and kind, but your ego and instincts override your attempts at goodness and repeating the same mistakes over and over.
I am no masculine criminal, but in his interactions with his family and women, and with Doctor Melphi, I saw much of myself.

>>213917085
Probably grew up in London surrounded by nogs so maybe they got their culture from them

Mad how I find a way to always say the wrong thing
Literally can't help myself

he thinks people like him

>>213917130
got the latest on nike?

>>213917133
prove it, his first name is Leighton, doesn't sound irish to me
>>213917147
they were all from sunderland. Keep coping LOL

>>213917085
untermensch

>>213916889
An undertalked about factor is how even white British zoomers/gen alphas have been culturally influenced by their Muslim and African Christian peers into having an attitude towards religion that is deeply un-English. You hear it in how they make references to how personal life successes are owed to "God", or some of them even go so far as to use outright Islamic phrases like "inshallah"

I also blame footballers, especially the African ones. Kids growing up seeing their favourite footy players thank "God" after winning a trophy conditions them into thinking third world style religiosity is the norm.

>>213917085
how does a gang of ten stab someone with one knife

Filtering 4chan is easy. First install Linux, then run a sequence of commands in the command prompt. After that you need to drop some code into your registry folder. Reboot 3 times and voila, you're halfway to installing 4chan filters.

cronem chiefing zabubu

hearing rumours that this is the final /brit/

>>213917178
You never know who's a slag and who isn't

>>213917075
>not going to engage with you
I think you just did. Twice. Then you made vague threats against an anonymous/brit/ poster for filtering a troll that you can't ignore and I'M the freak? You're such a fucking joke and you're way out of your depth on /brit/ which is really saying something.

>>213917207
meanwhile i chief cronem cock

All those kids were from Sunderland, they were all ethnically English.. Not Irish, not scottish etc
Brits love to cope when they are natural born criminals

>>213917187
they passed the knife around and all took a turn. polite cooperative lads

>>213917187
they take turns

>>213917207
Why do you care so much about impersonators?

cronem heading out for gherkin night shift x

got a problem with my bum but too embarrassed to go to the doctors

>>213917174
white people killing white people is more common in your country stupid mutt

i am disappointed with the "nonce botnet"s lack of antarctica ips

>>213916961
dont get my hopes up like that

>>213917189
whats up frank, you still hacking n shit? hows declan

>>213917241
whole time i be staying in bouncing on black dildo x

you know its an adam gimmick when 99% o the time when people are talking about it they are saying how much they hate him

>>213917241
Why do you care so much about impersonators?

>>213917227
do you not realize whom you're replying to

>>213917246
what's the new one
dot gay is gone

>>213917232
>>213917235
the dead boys name? Gaius Julius Caesar

cronem sucking my 10cm bwc x

>>213917226
looks like the trans woman i used to work with
corr

>>213917189
It's actually very easy

>>213916961
You'd better be telling the truth, i haven't had to think about that evil rat cunt in months

Bejita won

next week i play no vidya. time to grow up x

>>213917278
*to whomst

>>213917226
Why'd you become this ultra mentally ill retarded freakshow?

Was there some kind of accident or something?

what Pokemon should I use with kyogre and tyranitar to defeat giovani? hopefully I am not too late. maybe I should take another water type Pokemon, or a normal type with dark move (zangoose)

>>213917281
not telling you because you might be malicious x

Muslims have an almost invincible sense of victimhood
Hatred just reinforces that what they're doing is not only necessary but righteous and that the people against them are just typical islamophobes or people taken in by the secret Jewish cabal seeking to corrupt the youth

>>213917260
Sir Woke Barmer condemning me to Hades because I merely considered clicking this link

>>213917312
smeargle

>>213917318
they do yhis

4chan is on borrowed time.

The way I see it, the options are:

1. Try getting around the block but this won't be feasible for most.
2. Migrate to another site.
3. Try making our own small site or using a fediverse platform like Lemmy.
4. An IRC chat room.
5. I2P although I know very little about it.
6. Telegram channel.

Make a decision, fast. We could be blocked at any moment. I don't claim to be a technical genius so if someone would like to take the lead, please do.

If desuarchive is blocked as well we will be completely scattered.

>>213917312
what's the current lineup buddy?

>>213917315
i'm not x

>>213917343
You realize no one cares anymore because you've ruined the thread with your incessant spamming right?

It's here

>I2P
>Telegram channel

>>213917343
put a sock in it 2016mong

>>213917373
i care cuh

>>213917344
shadow kyogre and tyranitar
I have shadow machamp

>>213917311
I was born this way

wtf is a nonce botnet?

i really really really really really really hate toil

Over I meant

telegram porn

pre-workout fuelled wank inbound

WOAH black betty

>You should learn about UK law. You quoted Florida law to me and I subsequently lost my appeal. And the Floria law wasn't even right either
This was the peak of Spaino's posting career. One million gimmicks since and he hasn't been able to top this.

>>213917373
By trying to stop us being scattered?
>>213917381
I'm not him, just a concerned anon who has been on 4chan for a long time.

I have 3200CP shadow gyarados and my rock/flying -type moves are boosted

>>213917395
Hate it as well and I don't even have a job yet

>>213917343
Are you that desperate to talk to random spergs on the internet if this site goes down?

>>213917343
you've been spamming this shit for weeks now you melodramatic /britfeel/ paedophile, fuck off
we are all aware of the online safety act, there's no point shitting yourself over it every half an hour

>>213917395
/processing
...
Change mode of toil?

>>213917343
Or, option 7. Just give it up.

4chan is 22 years old this year. In internet terms, that is fucking ancient.

I haven't really enjoyed using 4chan at all since at least 2021, and it hasn't been truly good since as far back as something like 2013. Zoomers, third worlders and bots have utterly raped this site.

If you had a beloved relative who was 100 years old, bedridden, had severe dementia, and was in constant pain 24/7, you wouldn't pray for them to stay alive for another 10 years. If they died, you would see it as tragic but ultimately for the best, their soul can now go and be in peace. I view 4chan the same way at this point.

>>213917391
I meant giovanni's lineup

>>213917392
Alright continue

I have 4000CP tyranitar I will use!
>>213917447
dont know yet uwu

>>213917423
that was all mousey

>>213917439
not much choice round here its keep doing my runt codemonkey job until AI replaces me or pivot to min wage supermarket toil

>>213917433
Yes, I don't have any friends IRL
Sure I post on other sites but I love /brit/ as it's basically a manic chat room of White British men in their 20s and 30s, it's like crack

>>213917449
Okay

>>213917385
Why?

>>213917470
>mousey
A Spaino character, yes.

the 4chan doom poster is INSANE

>>213917478
fit for a bio-fem

>>213917444
>we should be allowed to break into military bases, vandalise equipment and attack people with hammers because... uhh... umm... we just should okay?!

do you guys talk to people on discord voice chat? i gave it an downloaded the app since i really need friends and havent spoken to anyone at all beside for over 2 years. I'm basically a mute

mhmm chiefing a luh jakemans throat and chest cough sweet

>>213917465
Best of luck buddy! I reckon stick to water types mainly but it couldn't hurt to bring a fighting type!

>>213916814
https://voca.ro/16MkN1u1K5UZ

>>213917481
i like 4chan x

>posting career
So fucking sad man get a grip

>>213917502
Irish diaspora support browns no matter what

>>213917471
/processing
...
Change location?

>>213917512
you are literally just GOogling it

>>213917508
LOL best he cud do

>>213917473
>White British men in their 20s and 30s

Took one of those sudden sore stomach wet shits just there. Almost thought there was going to be a second coming
Mental

>>213917526
Okay but you can still post?

What's the problem?

>>213917504
Pang Pang best Timmy culd do

>>213917443
I get what you mean.
But there's nowhere else like this place. You can discuss anything, without signing in, it's informative, funny, and manic. I've learned a lot about other countries just from /int/.

If it goes down I'll feel like a wanderer online.

And where do we go?

>>213917519
ちんちん!?

>>213917504
yeah i talk to my 4chan mates lol

>>213917519
cute ching chong song

>>213917423
that is because hes a parasite

might try an get promoted at work. something to do innit?

>>213917478
>>213917392
looks like haesicks but with tattoos

>>213917573
well there's no point posting in an empty general full of jfs and the odd vpn brit is there

do i open the BIG bag of crisps?

>>213917579
Wherever we go we are definitely not gonna tell you lmfao

>>213917504
dat lil timmy knows her past
he loves it

I genuinely would've gone insane during covid without 4chan

thinking about MIA

>>213917597
What about the rest of the the website?

>>213917579
>it's informative, funny, and manic. I've learned a lot about other countries just from /int/.
It's really not. It hasn't been that since partway through covid.

I get it, I used to think /int/ was great too. Pre-2020 I used to piss myself just casually browsing the catalog on any random day.

But it's not like that anymore. You come here now and nothing is funny anymore. Scrolling down /brit/ and reading the same tired gay cuckold demoralisation spam and/or goonerbait 24/7 isn't fun.

>>213917589
never mind they pay £5k extra a year for promotion. cba with that. might leave instead

>>213917616
you did go insane. 4chan isn't real

>>213917610
dat lil 10cmdem know his mum's past
he loves it

>>213917582
on discord? wtf i thought 4chan guys were against that stuff? how did you meet them? which servers did you join

>>213917519
Nice work

Mud huts" refer to simple dwellings made of mud or clay, often found in impoverished regions. "Dirt cookies," also known as "mud cookies" or "bonbon tè," are a famine food in Haiti, made from processed dirt, salt, and shortening. These cookies are a desperate measure to combat hunger

best bimbobanjo cud do

hello world

Posted from Brave browser

>>213917636
i suppose yes but i dont use it for much else other than /brit/
well i use some boards

>>213917666
haha I was lying
you just got rused

>>213917630
This post reeks of Irish diaspora

go to https://www.4chan-x.net/
>install greasemonkey/tampermonkey
>install 4chan X
>click pic related (circled - don't worry jap anon i'm not really filtering you)
>select filter
>click flag
>close text window
>refresh page
you're welcome

now go to 4chan x settings (the wrench button top right)
>scroll down to filtering
>uncheck stubs to hide the stubs
>check recursive hiding to hide replies to filtered posters

>>213917581
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%81%E3%83%B3%E3%83%81%E3%83%B3%E3%81%AE%E5%86%92%E9%99%BA_(%E3%83%86%E3%83%AC%E3%83%93%E3%82%A2%E3%83%8B%E3%83%A1)

i've become so numb lads
i can't feel you there

hes samefagging on two flags right now

>>213917694
*raises hoof*
umm... this doesnt work on chrome... sorry...

got the Disturban video about Charlene Downes on

>>213917630
only know that one song where she sampled the Clash while spitting some of the worst bars I've heard in my life

>>213917666
/vg/ general, threads were slow and kept dying, somebody made a discord and we all joined it
eventually the general died

>>213917712
*rapes your arse at 100000000000000000000000000 miles an hour*

Did anyone do anything interesting this weekend so I can steal your anecdote for small talk tomorrow

>*raises hoof*
this made me leak a little bit

>>213917692
she's not black

>>213917700
ジョン・マカフィー

>>213917667
>>213917584
https://vocaroo.com/1h97A0nYHewR

Suno version

>>213917719
How fucking insane do you have to be to make friends with people from 4chan? You're really that shameless that you'd associate your personal Discord account with a bunch of sexual degenerates and possibly even pedophiles?

>>213917712
pretty sure it does
seen an aussie say he was having trouble but he got it working
if greasemonkey doesn't work, try it with tampermonkey or another script manager on that site

>>213917642
Summer is ending, lad :(

>>213917630
Ginger Timmy's crush
>>213917742
They like Indians too. Any brownoid will do them

>>213917719
This is what happened to /eire/ too

>>213917679
Is it really 10 cm?

>>213917794
yh cuh x

"there culd be pedophiles here", he posted on 4chan int

just ordered random rubbish from aliexpress

>>213917814
we gon chop your head smoove off nigga

>>213917771
odd and unusual post

won't even bother

>>213917918
>>213917918
>>213917918
real new, won't be deleted

>>213917828
Lidls bakery cookie on the go lads.
Can of cola too as I'm off the muck due to toil tomorrow, you see