Thread 213917639

>be me
>vacationed for two weeks in Brazil two months ago
>Absolutely fell in love with the climate, people, culture, and lifestyle.
>come back to shithole rural Kansas and have been depressed ever since

I just love Brazil so much. I fell in love with the music and history. I always listen to Brazilian music to try and capture the magical feeling I had while in Brazil. I loved visiting the Real Gabinete Portugues da Leitura in RJ and learning about Dom Pedro I. I miss practicing my Portuguese with uber drivers and them being able to understand me. I am simply obsessed with Brazil. I want to BE Brazilian.

How hard is it to obtain Brazilian citizenship? I am an engineer and speak Portuguese decently since I am Latino, I hope that makes it easier.

>>213917639 (OP)
It is not permitted to appreciate Brazil. I am sorry.
Please rethink your trip and begin to dislike Brazil. Thank you.

>>213917639 (OP)
Just come to Brazil, I guess. Then you stay here, tell people that you feel Brazilian, and they will say that you already are Brazilian. That's how it has always worked.

>>213917676
I saw lots of homeless people, walked through parts of the city that smelled like piss, scammers on the beach, and experienced bad drivers. No negative experience managed to convince me that Brazil sucked.
>>213917735
God I hope so

>>213917639 (OP)
Are you the Anon who made São Paulo Rio along the coast?
That part of Brazil is really absurdly beautiful & SOVL.

>>213917639 (OP)
This. I went along coastal rj all the way to cabo for about 3 weeks, it was magnificent. I wish i lived in brazil instead of ugly muslim shithole france.

>>213917786
>I saw lots of homeless people, walked through parts of the city that smelled like piss, scammers on the beach, and experienced bad drivers.
I think every major city on the planet has that.

>>213917808
Yep. I also drove through the inland route that passes through Taubate on the way back to Sao Paulo. Everything was SOVL. I loved stopping at the gas stations along the way and eating fried chicken.

>>213917898
There are two routes that go through Taubaté from Rio.
One is direct via Dutra, I think, and the other is through the Ubatuba mountains, which is ridiculously dangerous but very beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9p_F7IjUhA

>>213917639 (OP)
How did a latinx make it to rural kansas of all places?

>>213917861
I didn't go that far. My journey stopped at RJ city. How was Cabo? I wanna go again but drive all the way from SP to Igaucu Falls.

Macaco VPN

>>213917953
I didn't go through the mountains, but looks neat. I really liked that the roads were well maintained in that entire area between SP and RJ.
>>213917964
Born and raised here believe it or not. 10% of this state is latino.
>>213917959
Brazilians DESERVE attention. I will always give Brazilians attention and ask them about their country.

the amount of foreigners going to iguaçu is very suspicious. Especially with the whole hezbollah thing and now the FBI going setting bases there. I dont like it.

O chan o dia inteiro em paz, chega a noite, vem os macacos attwhores de sempre

>>213917964
Vira lata pls
Brazil is much better than europe or US especially the south

>>213918117
Why can't you just accept that Brazil is cool and should be loved?

>>213918144
prolly because living in a country and visiting it are different experiences

I'd be mad too if a mutt tourist visited Heidelberg and then spammed threads on how great germany is

>>213918076
Same tbf i cant wait to go back, maybe i should quit my job, sell my farmhouse and move there honestly, my country is a failed state anyway

>>213918122
The American south has SOVL.

>>213918193
No one would say that because Germany is a boring soulless country with NPC people and muslims.

If u have usd in your pockets is good

>>213918208
I am talking about south brazil.
The West is a boring muslim filled shitholes

>>213918193
Nobody is visiting any place in Germany other than Berlin and saying it's a nice place lol
Even Berlin only gets the pass because we're hopped up on so many drugs it's a blur

>>213918310
>I am talking about south brazil.
legit shithole
northwest is for adventurechads and the midwest is for tradchads

>>213918248
your not wrong but if you only visit the tourist traps, you get a completely different impression

>>213918445
I did and they are all uniformly terrible

>>213918445
The route he took is not an international tourist route. It is local.

>>213918445
Brazil >>>>>>>> eur*ope

>>213918076
Most highways in Brazil are in good condition, except for a few federal highways with very low traffic.

>>213918330
Heidelberg has 14 mln visitors a year
berlin has 13 mln visitors a year

now consider berlin is 20x the population and you're awfully wrong, its not a tourist trap relative to its size

>>213918495
I noticed this. Most of the other tourists were Brazilians themselves, especially in Sao Sebastiao and Paraty. It's not until I got to RJ city when I started seeing gringos.

>>213918478
okay, if even the tourist traps weren't cool you really didnt like the country

>>213918557
Are those really tourists or students/migrants?

>>213918539
Better than amerikkka

>>213917639 (OP)
Did you actually go to SP or just Guarulhos?

North America is a fucked shit hole

Brazil is a shithole but can be a nice country without communists amd with low crime rate.

>>213918608
I stayed a night in Pinheiros and shopped at Bras on my last day. Bras had a lot of neat shops.

>>213918596
it is tourism, defined by combining day-tripping and overnight stays. students dont book hotels.

>>213918576
These are definitely local tourist routes.

>>213918539
Brasil infrastructure is spotless compared to western shitrope

>>213918631
it has most advantages of Brazil and some additional ones, I donut really see it. if you like Brazil, you'd also like California and Florida. but thats how I imagine it.

>>213918689
Did you had a guide or just stopped at the nearest hotel without caring for the price?

>>213918744
California and Florida have nothing to do with Brazil.
The coastline he visited looks like historic cities and has a high degree of preservation of the Atlantic Forest.
Perhaps the only place that looks similar is the big capitals and cities like Balneario Camboriu. Or something like that. But these are a minority compared to most of the coast.

>>213918689
I hate Bras. Anyway, it's good to buy anyway.
>>213918744
Completely wrong perspective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVyYHdeMbVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KcOqV3YZLw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HreAgCynC_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoABK-e_-1I

>>213919005
I've been to Portugal, they just recreated their towns in Brazil 1:1, cool

anglos very much changed their style when they arrived in the new world, British architecture and american "traditional" architecture are very different

>>213918081
Actually, there's nothing suspicious about it. They're going to see the waterfalls, which are considered one of the most beautiful places on the planet.

>>213917986
If I were you, I would get off at São Paulo and drive to Minas Gerais, passing through the Mantiqueira Mountains. Then you would have an overdose of SOVL.

>>213919127
Yes, but surrounded by rainforest.

>>213918835
I didn't have a guide. I just rented a car in Sao Paulo and stayed at whatever hotel looked convenient and wasn't too expensive.

>>213917639 (OP)
Only if you remove socialist cancer and cultural marxism

>>213918557
Nobody from America is going to Heidelyodelberg. In my Germany trip, I went to Munich, Nuremberg, Hanover, Hamburg, Lubeck, and Berlin. Worst trip of my life except in Berlin and that was because I had chemsex for a solid 2.5 days with this hot blonde chick who was actually Polish. German women look like German men, German beer is way too strong/tastes like shit, German people are utterly devoid of any interesting things to talk about, and German cities are ugly as all hell no matter what era of history their buildings date from.
Turks and Arabs were much more relaxed and chill than the Germs, terrible people.

>>213919151
>If I were you, I would get off at São Paulo and drive to Minas Gerais, passing through the Mantiqueira Mountains

Do this.

>>213919282
I very much doubt you drove around SP or Rio without a guide
Any wrong turn and you enter a shady street. Maybe they thought you were local cause youre brown

>>213917639 (OP)
We don't like brown/Latinx people in Brazil

>>213919425
Google maps didn't take me through any super-sketchy looking areas. I have experience driving in Mexico and Central America anyway, so it wasn't anything new. I only drove in SP, I used uber in Rio and left my rental in the airbnb garage.

>>213919357
sad. ive heard both that and the exact opposite opinion from us-americans, and also both extremely positive and extremely negative opinions about germs and other Europeans visiting the USA. its just how it is

>>213919127
It's a lil different tho

>>213919510
>I used uber in Rio and left my rental in the airbnb garage.
Smart

>>213919644
I ride motorcycles here, can I rent one in Rio? Any recs on places to rent from?

>>213919968
Im not from rio

>>213919968
No. Motorcycles are extremely problematic in São Paulo and Rio.
Car is ok in both. Just avoid in Rio and use Uber.

>>213919518
I liked the Blue Coast, Netherlands, and Croatia. It was just Germany that was terrible so far
>>213920065
I would be going with my friend on the motorcycle and we are both brown (Indian) would it still be a problem? I can dress really trashy if need be

>>213920164
>we are both brown (Indian)
oh my. now I feel sorry having wasted my time.

>>213920164
ew pajeet, stay away from Brazil

>>213920274
My last gf many moons ago was a Brazilian, insane hardcore Christian but it would have worked if not for her friends

>>213920164
Traveling is fine. But hanging around town is not.

>>213920164
I've never been to Rio, but I live in a town with a carioca diaspora (two neighborhoods of mostly them). They really don't recommend going to Rio, EVEN MORE SO if you are brown. If you hang around tourist areas, you're liable to get hit by the police thinking you might be a criminal. If you were white, you would get better treatment. Sad but true.

>>213918848
Some parts of Southern California and Florida do look like Brazil.

>>213922444
I thought Brazil is a post racial society without racism. Brutal.

>>213922781
In theory, it is. I've never had an experience in my 31 years where I felt racially profiled, but I hear about every now and then. It also gets reported on the news, but the news here just love to show awful things so much that local news in the Southeast will show a random murder in the North.

>>213917639 (OP)
Just change your name to something like Flaminio Soares da Silveira and pretend to be some caipira landowner

>>213917639 (OP)
We don't want your kind here
Fuck off or I will personally murder you

>>213917639 (OP)
no

>>213919127
Why the scarequotes?

Chi

Is Brazil safe? I saw City of God AND Tropa De Elite and that's my only knowledge of the country, it seems dangerous
>what about o auto de compadecida
I got filtered

>>213918576
You been to São Sebastião? Im here right now, I have a house here

>>213924426
This is old data faggot

>>213927445
Depends. You have shitholes like rio and then you have cities where people havent seen a single murder in years. Its a big country

PLEASE BRO COME TO BRASIL AND FUCK OUR WOMEN

>>213919510
>I used uber in Rio
retarded

>>213917639 (OP)
I visited in SP -> Santos -> Curitiba -> Floripa order with rental motorcycle.
Missing zamn so much.

>>213927445
No

>>213929231
What is it with travelling through Shitzil in a shitcycle?
Is it an Indian thing?
Are you Indian?

>>213929325
I ended up renting a motorcycle because I was worried I'd get robbed if I rented a car and I had to park it somewhere safe. And yes it was cheap way.
I didn't have the intention but had parties or meetings there almost every day so had nice wet sex with both you guys and girls. You people were the biggest part of my trip.

>>213917639 (OP)
no

>>213917639 (OP)
IIRC your options are marrying a Brazilian or living in Brazil for a few years, but essentially, just come to Brazil.

https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/embaixada-damasco/brazilian-nationality

>>213918445
We've heard similar things about people visiting very random places though. Some places have better structure, but the people don't change much

>>213922781
On a collective level yes, but at an individual level it's not too hard to find racist people, specially amidst cops. Our people and media exagerate this shit a lot though, mostly thanks to murican media influence

>>213927445
- City of God, the actual favela, is the size of my penis
- Tropa de Elite is mostly about Rio, which is around the size of Portugal + Galiza (rightful Portuguese territory)
- Brazil is the size of the EU

>>213917639 (OP)
Lol