/brit/
anime boy and girl edition
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:13:01 AM
No.213920286
poo smells lmao
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:13:02 AM
No.213920287
>>213920296
Bro, just go outside and touch some grass. This place has rotted your brain. You know who you are
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:13:31 AM
No.213920296
>>213920287
not me surely as I was just outside putting the bindem out
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:13:44 AM
No.213920303
remove your tonsil stones
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:13:52 AM
No.213920305
get the turkish barbers opened
get the vape shops opened
get the one star hygiene chicken and kebab shops opened
get the mosques in former church buildings opened
get the nail bars opened
get the drug front american sweet shops opened
get the shisha lounges opened
get the ethnic supermarkets opened
get them all opened on every commercial street in every city NOW
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:14:20 AM
No.213920316
Listening to Holst's Mars for the nth time today
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:14:25 AM
No.213920317
fortunately I was reminded that the world is not actually like how r9k says it is, by a kind person
I understand they did not have the same luck
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:14:41 AM
No.213920326
ROREKERU!!! YOU BRING GREAT SHAME TO YOUR ANCESTORS
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:14:46 AM
No.213920331
>>213920367
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:14:49 AM
No.213920332
>>213920314
Was just saying this down the Men's Shed.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:14:57 AM
No.213920334
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:15:25 AM
No.213920342
eating nigger poo
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:15:27 AM
No.213920343
dare you enter the cum house?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:15:35 AM
No.213920347
rorke's 100% chinese son
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:15:48 AM
No.213920353
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:10 AM
No.213920357
>>213920272 (OP)
Mad how nobody in the entire continent of east asia looks like left without filters.
Meanwhile you can find loads of Western lads on tiktok who look like that easily.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:10 AM
No.213920358
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:19 AM
No.213920365
>>213920451
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:27 AM
No.213920366
>>213920392
>>213920314
*were dead
Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:35 AM
No.213920367
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:44 AM
No.213920371
eat the dubai chocolate rorke
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:45 AM
No.213920372
>>213920314
same. not even scared of death anymore literally just donβt want to ruin my parents lives
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:50 AM
No.213920373
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:17:10 AM
No.213920380
>>213920396
i hate this straight cis het shithole!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:17:30 AM
No.213920392
>>213920366
Might mention this when I take calls for the Samaritans later
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:17:37 AM
No.213920394
>>213920423
Hope Zelensky wears a suit this time otherwise daddy Trump should throw him out
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:17:44 AM
No.213920396
>>213920380
eat the minge rorke, it's going cold
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:17:46 AM
No.213920398
turns out i'm not done complaining about whimsical bike cunts because i just remembered unicycles
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:18:05 AM
No.213920408
>>213920445
Zero (0) African refugees will be granted asylum in Israel
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:18:34 AM
No.213920418
I watch anime every day
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:18:37 AM
No.213920419
just got back from a months ban
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:18:45 AM
No.213920423
>>213920394
should wear a gimp suit
zelensky the russian speaking jew comedy actor
This will be you in 10-15 years time
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:19:20 AM
No.213920436
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:19:38 AM
No.213920445
>>213920408
this presumes that africans continue to be propped up by foreign aid to allow projected growth
if the west fell theyβd starve
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:19:43 AM
No.213920451
>>213920365
videos reversed
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:19:51 AM
No.213920454
>>213920427
lucky they dont have a real leader the war would be taking even longer
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:20:14 AM
No.213920462
im not a raver, im straight
>>213920434
When a NEET tries to find a job
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:20:38 AM
No.213920474
>>213920272 (OP)
thank you japan for making this anime
love the tits
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:20:39 AM
No.213920475
>>213920499
Is it just me or does Youtube recommend the exact same videos AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN ?
If I've ignored the shite three times in a row probably I'm not going to want to click it the fourth time? Surely ?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:20:41 AM
No.213920477
>>213920434
that's me in 3 years.......
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:20:52 AM
No.213920480
>>213920427
two more weeks
Which comedian should be the British Prime Minister
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:21:00 AM
No.213920483
quite literally just learned what a duvet is and the difference between it and a comforter
just called everything on my bed a blanket and blanket cover until now
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:21:10 AM
No.213920489
still got beers in the house but might ubereats some vodka
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:21:32 AM
No.213920499
>>213920475
>watching what the algo recommends to you
ngmi
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:21:33 AM
No.213920501
>>213920549
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:21:48 AM
No.213920505
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:22:17 AM
No.213920515
>>213920674
>>213920434
i don't understand how parents allow that to happen. force him into therapy, let him take a year off but make sure he has a plan, get him doing a part time job or volunteering or something anything he's living under your roof for pete's sake
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:22:56 AM
No.213920534
>>213920549
>>213920481
Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stuart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:23:01 AM
No.213920537
>>213920571
Right lads remember we have to dilate our big floppy mangina pussyslops so everyone get in a circle and I'll get the dilation sludge
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:23:36 AM
No.213920546
>>213920566
>>213920465
That's terrible man
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:23:41 AM
No.213920549
>>213920534
>>213920501
Both slimey smarmy unlikeable cunts
Perfect
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:23:50 AM
No.213920551
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:23:55 AM
No.213920554
>>213920481
roy chubby brown
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:24:24 AM
No.213920566
>>213920546
it didn't happen though did it?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:24:31 AM
No.213920571
>>213920537
fond memories of leftypol's weekend
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:24:37 AM
No.213920574
>>213920631
>>213920465
longer version
he didn't get the job btw
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:25:03 AM
No.213920583
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:25:11 AM
No.213920588
right thats poo then
im off
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:25:25 AM
No.213920597
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:25:38 AM
No.213920602
>>213920623
>>213920638
a grim mollusc me. more of an insipid worm than man
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:26:08 AM
No.213920608
>>213920434
nah I'm 25 and have had many shags
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:26:50 AM
No.213920622
israel
palestine
me? i say WALES
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:26:55 AM
No.213920623
>>213920602
same
reckon i was nonced when very young and canβt remember or something
no way to explain it otherwise
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:26:59 AM
No.213920625
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:27:06 AM
No.213920629
>>213920657
NEED a redo of the last 13 years or so
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:27:09 AM
No.213920631
>>213920574
sounds like it was written by a 14 year old. oh yes ofc the hiring manager has nothing better to do with his time or energy protagonist is just so important
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:27:20 AM
No.213920638
>>213920602
bit insulting to molluscs. noble creatures them
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:27:33 AM
No.213920643
>>213920662
Zelensky is a millionaire living in a mansion he sends a body double round the world
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:27:37 AM
No.213920644
I see the toilfreaks are coping with the fact they have another week of toil ahead.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:28:14 AM
No.213920657
>>213920702
>>213920629
I'd say 2009 is when things started to go wrong for me
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:28:22 AM
No.213920662
>>213920643
the real zelensky is actually 6'4
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:28:26 AM
No.213920664
>>213920708
how do they get the poo up the arse
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:28:28 AM
No.213920665
shes fit
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:28:55 AM
No.213920672
Nigel Farage looks like a puppet, but unlike the far right in other countries, he is not actually a puppet of Russia. Rather, he himself is a puppeteer. He is just like Kankuro in Naruto.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:29:08 AM
No.213920678
>>213920771
>>213921338
hmmm yes there are definitely two canadian posters with the same exact posting style, personality, obsession with personalityfags who both work in tech, and are here 24/7. very likely
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:29:15 AM
No.213920682
>>213920724
>>213920729
the real zelensky is the friends we made along the way
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:29:52 AM
No.213920697
Piss needs doing but cba getting up to do it. Wish I were a nappychad
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:29:56 AM
No.213920702
>>213920731
>>213920657
I was just born then
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:30:20 AM
No.213920708
>>213920734
>>213920664
little poo elves climb into your underpants and slip the poo up your bum when you're not paying attention
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:30:28 AM
No.213920711
do not care about ukraine. russia can have it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:30:33 AM
No.213920712
Tree so ripe, we got fruit
We got crowns, salute it (yeah, it's real)
Put a concept on that feeling
Take a word and change the meaning
Only you, deck the halls, open the ceiling
On Hawaii island, reality surf
Reality surf, reality surf, reality surf, oh
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:30:40 AM
No.213920713
Shitting my big bollocks off
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:30:43 AM
No.213920714
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:30:57 AM
No.213920724
>>213920682
But where is real zelensky? I only see fake one.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:12 AM
No.213920727
Honestly hate AI with every bone in my body
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:18 AM
No.213920729
>>213920682
kek this but with the Pokemons I got along the way (to trying giovani)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:23 AM
No.213920730
>>213920768
>>213920674
>fatherless
oh that explains it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:25 AM
No.213920731
>>213920702
I'm old enough to be your dad.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:29 AM
No.213920734
>>213920768
>>213920860
>>213920708
a grown man wrote this btw
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:32 AM
No.213920737
>hitler youth
>heil Hitler
Never thought about it but thatβs crazy in retrospect
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:34 AM
No.213920739
>>213920674
You have to be double digit IQ to think this is a real story holy kek
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:32:05 AM
No.213920752
My queer anthem is Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue and you know what? I don't even care y'all, who's with me?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:32:30 AM
No.213920763
love the whiffs of poo i get when im shagging the bfs hairy arsehole
Was thinking earlier about when I was a kid I played football at the weekend and took a penalty once. I don't remember feeling nervous at all and scored. Now the idea of doing that (playing football in front of people, taking a penalty in a shootout, asking people to pass the ball, leaving the house etc.) makes my heart race with panic. I'm the lad that cries most days btw.
>>213920730
>>213920734
his descent that led to him being hospitalised
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:32:55 AM
No.213920769
>>213920779
i'm suicidally depressed LOL
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:32:59 AM
No.213920771
>>213920678
i don't know how many leafs post here but i know literally nothing about tech nor anything about the thread namefag drama
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:03 AM
No.213920774
Ah, the Australians are waking uo. Now the party really starts :)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:14 AM
No.213920779
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:31 AM
No.213920784
You should strive for this.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:33 AM
No.213920785
>>213920807
>>213920765
no one cares about your shit gay life mate
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:38 AM
No.213920788
gioani this year*
unless it isnt ending today and I have more time. but also, it is kind of sad that you have to buy the pass to get 2x raid entries per day in this event. I think everyone should get 2 raids per day for the event
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:40 AM
No.213920789
giwtwm
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:56 AM
No.213920797
>>213920768
very poor fictionberg, this
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:56 AM
No.213920798
>>213920859
>>213920768
That is sad man
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:59 AM
No.213920799
>watching leftypol debate about ukraine
>russian guy says the borders of ukraine were created by the soviet union
>leftypol says yes but the ukrainian ethnic people existed before
woah
funny how he suddenly into an ethnonationalist when it comes to ukraine
no wonder he supports azov
I'm 25 and a NEET loser
my plan is to work a minimum wage wagie job, save some money for a couple years and then go to uni
hopefully I can enter a good career in my early 30s
it's grim but stories like the 40 year old NEET failure give me motivation. there's worse times to switch on that your mid 20s.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:17 AM
No.213920807
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:26 AM
No.213920810
What a divine spark
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:39 AM
No.213920818
>>213920853
>ROOOOAAR! how was THAT?
*tackles u onto the bed*
oof! taken down!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:40 AM
No.213920819
>>213920877
i'm a girl hi everyone
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:41 AM
No.213920821
How do I find a 10/10 Iberian willyslave as a 32 year old virgin NEET without a driving licence?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:46 AM
No.213920825
>>213920765
*gives you a hug*
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:54 AM
No.213920829
too masc for fat gay guys me
might drink about it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:55 AM
No.213920830
>>213920765
Been crying a lot lately. Cried my tits off at the end of The Mission (1985) in VR meta quest 3. Was wiping tears away and then there was a long shot of a naked 10 year old girl at the very end and I remembered it was a Catholic movie and I stopped crying.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:35:02 AM
No.213920836
DEPLETE THE BIOMASS.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:35:47 AM
No.213920853
>>213920818
*lays there for a while staring into your eyes and lets out a sigh*
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:35:55 AM
No.213920859
>>213920798
Do you really think that's a real story? You are fucking thick as fuck
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:35:56 AM
No.213920860
>>213920734
what if i told you...actually you know what nvm
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:36:08 AM
No.213920865
>>213921092
>>213920801
what you gonna study
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:36:30 AM
No.213920872
You've gone absolutely feral louis
>>213920768
31 and when his mum died was the PERFECT time for a turnaround arc. what a TWAT
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:36:39 AM
No.213920877
remember when leicester won the league
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:09 AM
No.213920887
PRESIDENT Gavin Newsom
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:19 AM
No.213920891
>>213920768
>pretending i was a character from an anime or a game
yes we can see that quite clearly
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:28 AM
No.213920896
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:30 AM
No.213920897
>>213921092
>>213920801
join the army and hope nothing kicks off
they'll help you get a job when you leave
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:39 AM
No.213920898
>>213920880
YES! Remember snow at Christmas?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:39 AM
No.213920899
>>213920951
>>213920968
>>213920801
do it before it's too late
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:50 AM
No.213920904
>>213920939
>>213920880
No I don't, I don't watch football. Hope this helps
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:10 AM
No.213920912
>>213920880
yes oh my days
mental
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:12 AM
No.213920914
lads
>always been a puss my entire life
>have an autistic obsession with global politics including in thirdie countries
>bolivia's election today will see a right winger win for the first time in 20 years
>promises to unleash and privatise bolivia's lithium reserves that the socialists allowed to just rot
>extremely tempted to throw 600 quid into Andean Precious Metals that will benefit from such a gentleman's victory
>but I'm too much of a puss
what do you reckon lads?
I also don't know what happens if you buy on Sunday when markets are closed. Tomorrow at 2.30pm would I get Β£600 of shares at this price or will it jump up and THEN my buy would go through?
I need trading friends but /biz/ are 100% shitcoin autists.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:17 AM
No.213920917
haha completely unbelievable story lads amirite. could never happen, least of all to me
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:30 AM
No.213920928
>>213920874
his mum died thinking her son was a failure
fucks with the head
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:34 AM
No.213920930
If you're rich it doesn't matter if you're unemployed, normies see you as the peak and something to envy.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:55 AM
No.213920939
>>213920904
Probably cause youβre a gay faggot. Thatβs probably why.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:07 AM
No.213920943
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:10 AM
No.213920947
>>213921009
My life would've been completely different without 4chan.
In fact, it was the advice of an anon on here which led me to get a job. I finished uni in 2017 but was a NEET for 8 months after. I got a part time job in 2018, then permanent, now I'm 29 and have a decent job paying 34k. Still live at home but thinking of finally moving out.
Would kinda be fitting if 4chan is banned. The last remnant of my childhood going.
Summer is ending lads :(
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:30 AM
No.213920951
>>213920899
i always like it when they think inheriting/owing a house means you don't have any bills to pay because no rent
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:36 AM
No.213920952
>>213920967
>>213920801
In a couple of years you will be in your late twenties, graduating in your thirties. Go to University this year. Take out a loan or ask your parents for money and do University right.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:37 AM
No.213920954
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:44 AM
No.213920957
>>213920973
There was a girl I fancied in secondary school who was weird and had curly hair
Just checked her insta and now she's a normal slag and has straight hair
Made me sad
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:13 AM
No.213920967
>>213920952
Shut up you fucking normie twat
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:14 AM
No.213920968
>>213920899
the cry laugh emoji lmao
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:15 AM
No.213920970
>>213920874
he did try to get a job at the water cooler company
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:20 AM
No.213920972
Got work in 10 minutes but I'm still naked and gooning
Sorry boss can't come in today, GOONING!! LOL
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:21 AM
No.213920973
>>213920988
>>213920957
probably the most interesting event to happen in your grim life recently
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:58 AM
No.213920988
>>213920973
Well it's not really an event in itself is it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:41:00 AM
No.213920990
Some of you may be dickheads but I still love all of you :)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:41:40 AM
No.213921009
>>213921071
>>213920947
>Would kinda be fitting if 4chan is banned. The last remnant of my childhood going.
This is how I feel too. I turned 28 recently and have finally been growing up lately.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:42:08 AM
No.213921021
>>213921047
>>213921073
WHY SO SLOW?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:42:21 AM
No.213921026
>>213921074
So many fucking dumb normie twats about tonight
>ur durr live for yer mam get into uni and graduated by 22 and shagging into your late 20s then get a wife you cheat on regularly and kids and go on holidays to benidorm or your life is a failure
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:42:22 AM
No.213921029
>>213921108
>>213921158
>28 on 4chan
holy grim
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:42:49 AM
No.213921047
>>213921021
4chan is dying. Not exaggerating here. Look at the stats.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:43:25 AM
No.213921051
>>213920314
same lol life is so unbearably tedious
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:43:59 AM
No.213921071
>>213921009
What have you been doing?
Personally I'm looking to get into politics but it's scary to take the leap. Knowing what this country is like I'll probably lose my job.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:44:03 AM
No.213921073
>>213921021
shhhh, the toilers are sleeping
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:44:04 AM
No.213921074
>>213921111
>>213921026
nothing wrong with this apart from benidorm and cheating (prole behaviour)
Does anyone know what trimax and stroma mean?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:44:11 AM
No.213921080
Who's up for a suicide pact?
iβm 33 and the extent of my employment history is working at a bar for a few months part time when i was 19
mental really
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:44:18 AM
No.213921084
>>213921127
>>213921153
went to a wedding last saturday
didn't do to one this saturday
probably won't go to one ever again
alas I'm here with you cunts, alone, weddingless, forever
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:44:19 AM
No.213921087
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or ratsβ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour.
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to deathβs other Kingdom
Remember usβif at allβnot as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:44:34 AM
No.213921092
>>213921297
>>213920865
engineering, I want to move to Australia and that seems like an in-demand skill. haven't decided on it then though, going to use the wagie years to explore some options/get my maths up to scratch
>>213920897
don't think I could hack army
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:44:46 AM
No.213921096
>>213921129
Right the alcohol has been ordered and my jeet is a woman named Afshah, no doubt it will actually be a man of non-documented means
>>213921083
>look into my eyes and say that
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:45:04 AM
No.213921108
>>213921074
Fucking retard, my point is that you dumbass normgroids think any life other than this is a failure.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:45:22 AM
No.213921117
>>213921134
>>213921149
>>213921083
why havenβt you got a job since
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:45:45 AM
No.213921127
>>213921084
Weddinglad you've fallen off but you can get back up again. Find a wedding this week x
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:45:49 AM
No.213921129
>>213921214
>>213921231
>>213921096
Or the future Mrs. Anon mayhap :x
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:00 AM
No.213921134
>>213921117
im a fat fucking retard
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:28 AM
No.213921147
>>213921188
>>213921378
>>213921111
>finish school
>begin working and find niche
>spend youth making money and having fun times with friends
>find a partner
>have family
this is generally how healthy people go through life yes
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:32 AM
No.213921149
>>213921117
mental elves i guess i dunno really. too late now though haha
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:33 AM
No.213921151
>>213921346
>>213921102
I keep looking at her mouth but that's really just because I'm a mouth fetishist
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:35 AM
No.213921152
lucario sexy
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:35 AM
No.213921153
>>213921218
>>213921084
i'll invite you to my wedding
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:38 AM
No.213921154
Heathermong's stench is all over /brit/ this past week. Might fuck off for a bit while he spams his weird freak OCD fixations everyday
>poo seal XDDDDDD
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:38 AM
No.213921155
>>213921188
quiet neurotypical, the smeggy bedroom veteran is talking
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:43 AM
No.213921158
>>213921176
>>213921029
I had a rough childhood fuck off.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:43 AM
No.213921159
>>213921225
>>213921083
Can you relate to this guy?
>>213920674
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:47:27 AM
No.213921175
>>213921194
48 hours to not go completely insane FUCK
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:47:29 AM
No.213921176
>>213921196
>>213921158
wish it was rougher than it was so you would kys and the world would be spared your presence
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:47:36 AM
No.213921178
>>213921102
remember when I was in college and my SEN teacher (i'm autistic) said I never look my girlfriend in the eyes and it means I don't love her. 6 months later she dumped me because I could never look her in the eyes lmao.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:47:50 AM
No.213921185
>>213921111
You're sort of right about the first part but the part about Benidorm is wrong. Nobody (Deano, Tarq or whatever) aspires to go to Benidorm.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:47:56 AM
No.213921188
>>213921147
>>213921155
kys you fucking retards
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:48:09 AM
No.213921193
>>213921249
>>213921075
isn't stroma what they call it when you're very ill and need a bag attached to your colon
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:48:13 AM
No.213921194
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:48:17 AM
No.213921196
>>213921176
Yeah well it wasn't
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:48:30 AM
No.213921203
>>213921377
>>213921411
I'm in my mid thirties and have never worked except for two weeks working in a kitchen when I was 19
Does having a job feel like going to school?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:48:31 AM
No.213921204
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:48:56 AM
No.213921214
>>213921129
that would be sooo cute
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:06 AM
No.213921218
>>213921252
>>213921153
with your body pillow?
I'll pass
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:07 AM
No.213921219
>>213921244
>going to benidorm
lad still thinks itβs 2011 lmao (probably the last time he left his mouldy incel cavern)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:11 AM
No.213921224
>>213921244
>>213921111
no one says that you're projecting
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:15 AM
No.213921225
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:27 AM
No.213921231
>>213921250
>>213921284
>>213921129
Cor imagine that
Our eyes meet as she passes me the booze. "Is this all for yourself?" She asks delicately. "Yes", I reply, "I'm playing video games and have no job". "That's so sexy, take me in your arms" and then we drink and have sex
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:53 AM
No.213921243
I Ate a Rare Candy
now I`m
much
Improved !!
>>213921219
>>213921224
Enjoy your life slaving in the toilmines fucking retards
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:50:20 AM
No.213921249
>>213921193
that's called a stoma
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:50:23 AM
No.213921250
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:50:30 AM
No.213921252
>>213921279
>>213921218
my body pillow is lovely and there will be lemon cake and macarons. you'll love it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:50:30 AM
No.213921253
>>213921075
Trimax is a correction of three maxillo-facial areas (tri-max) - upper jaw, lower jaw and hard palate. Usually more for fixing a really off bite than for cosmetic issues.
Stroma's like organ infrastructure... in terms of surgery and medicine, it's what feeds a tumour.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:50:41 AM
No.213921260
l'm so bored when l'm sober.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:50:51 AM
No.213921266
>>213921277
>>213921244
still more fulfilling a life than living an isolated grim life off the states teat
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:51:00 AM
No.213921271
>>213921244
fuck off back to /britfeel/ :)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:51:13 AM
No.213921277
>>213921304
>>213921313
>>213921266
Go to sleep you have a busy day of being a slave ahead
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:51:15 AM
No.213921279
>>213921362
>>213921252
throw in burger sliders and you've got a deal
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:51:36 AM
No.213921284
>>213921231
But you have to have this conversation through the Google Translate app. Kino.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:51:48 AM
No.213921291
Hungry but cant be bothered to make food. l'm going to starve to death out of laziness
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:51:59 AM
No.213921297
>>213921365
>>213921092
the army has desk jobs too
just make it past initiatl training and you'll be fine
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:51:59 AM
No.213921298
>>213921322
The Pokemon selection late at night is really nice
All ghosts and dark types!
Spooky!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:09 AM
No.213921301
slaves getting uppity at the slaves with jobs baka
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:16 AM
No.213921304
>>213921277
reckon this is heathermong
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:30 AM
No.213921308
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:31 AM
No.213921309
no it isnt its grass-type Pokemon
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:36 AM
No.213921313
>>213921332
>>213921277
Slaves canβt quit their jobs when they want and donβt get paid for their work
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:46 AM
No.213921318
>>213921340
>>213921075
Stroma is a a company that offer a laser procedure that changes eye colour
https://www.stromamedical.com/
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:48 AM
No.213921319
>feds now conscripting lads in this very thread
Oh deary me. What a dire fucking thread
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:52:52 AM
No.213921322
>>213921355
>>213921298
Not a Fan of
Night\Day changes
with
Pokemon
options ..
Gen 1 Not have ..
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:53:20 AM
No.213921332
>>213921356
>>213921313
Slaves however know they're slaves
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:53:40 AM
No.213921338
>>213921364
>>213921508
>>213920678
I'm the leafposter that shows up around 3 AM MST. I've been accused of being 5 different people.
They seem to smell a VPN on me but no it's just because I get left at remote locations and datacenters for hours and hours at a time and I use my phone as a hotspot to post here and play CSS with 150 ping.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:53:49 AM
No.213921340
>>213921318
what a terrible name choice
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:54:06 AM
No.213921346
>>213921151
i can relate
the way people move their mouths when they talk is hypnotic. Pam from the Office is a good one
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:54:15 AM
No.213921350
love halloween
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:54:39 AM
No.213921355
>>213921412
>>213921322
Do you like the halloween event then? It's quite spooky!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:54:43 AM
No.213921356
>>213921332
irrelevant
paid voluntary work by definition cannot be slavery
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:54:54 AM
No.213921360
>>213921471
>calls himself the big bopper
>actually not that big
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:03 AM
No.213921362
>>213921279
done and done. see you then
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:03 AM
No.213921363
>>213921435
>>213921558
always think less of white people who listen almost exclusively to hip hop
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:04 AM
No.213921364
>>213921508
>>213921338
They think we arr rook same.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:06 AM
No.213921365
>>213921297
oh gee wizz i can't wait to die for israel!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:06 AM
No.213921366
>But the first thing that we have to do is to say, βI walk towards the tunnel, and Iβm on my own, and Iβm not afraid. And I have no regrets".
Jonathan Bowden said this. It's been ringing in my head lately.
It's hard to put into words exactly how I feel, but I feel as though my mentality has changed lately.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:17 AM
No.213921374
Leftypol listening to Goodbye Horses and dancing with himself in the mirror
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:19 AM
No.213921377
>>213921203
no it's worse
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:55:22 AM
No.213921378
>>213921440
>>213921147
Wish I had that life in my early 20s but I was too damaged at that time.
>>213921244
I've been NEET my whole life but I've recently come to appreciate the toilmines. You get memories, interesting interactions. You meet people, you learn about them and their lives, their dramas. Weird shit happens, the other day there was a huge fire. It was the talk of the week, something I'd never have seen if I stayed unemployed.
You come home after a long day, and even if you just wank off and browse Youtube shorts, you feel like you earned it. You get good at shit, develop skills and get fast at things in a way that makes you feel proud. Also, I can go to the hairdressers/doctors/dentist and not have to lie about working for an online company or whatever shite I decide to make up for them.
I'm in my mid thirties and have never worked
Does working feel like going to school? I often imagine it to be, with that feeling of dred on a Sunday
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:56:35 AM
No.213921409
Wonder what mousey will do when 4chan is banned
Honestly some people here just won't be able to cope
It's probably the same for British anons on other boards here
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:56:38 AM
No.213921410
>>213921379
you should be shot quite frankly
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:56:39 AM
No.213921411
>>213921203
l'm in my late 30's and have had about a dozen jobs and hated them all its slightly better than school only because you get money at the end of it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:56:41 AM
No.213921412
>>213921437
>>213921457
>>213921355
Missing no is Spooky
and Pokemon
Tower ..
Silph Scope Needed ..
new Pokemon Not Scary !!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:56:56 AM
No.213921415
>>213921492
>>213920765
been feeling a bizarre urge to cry recently, never actually happens and goes away after a few seconds
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:57:10 AM
No.213921418
>>213921379
i think office toil is like school yeah except you have a bit more freedom and equality with the superiors. thatβs how i imagine it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:57:39 AM
No.213921426
>>213921467
>>213921379
i hated school more than work
at work youβre less watched and generally left alone as long as you do your job competently
you can leave early sometimes
you can drink tea and coffee
thereβs no homework
you donβt get screamed at by mong teachers
no exams
can up and leave if you donβt like it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:57:49 AM
No.213921430
what are your survival plans for the upcoming poleshift
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:58:05 AM
No.213921435
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:58:07 AM
No.213921437
>>213921412
Very true! Halloween is soon, do you have your silph scope ready?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:58:12 AM
No.213921440
>>213921555
>>213921378
All the things you describe are things that are interesting to you now because they're novelties that come from doing something new. That feeling of novelty will wear off after 6 months, turning instead into the same old tedium, and you'll be stuck slaving.
>Also, I can go to the hairdressers/doctors/dentist and not have to lie about working for an online company or whatever shite I decide to make up for them.
Possibly the most pathetic reason I've ever heard for toiling
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:58:45 AM
No.213921455
poo screaming (in terror and despair)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:58:47 AM
No.213921457
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:58:50 AM
No.213921459
>>213921379
remember when you sucked me off last week and you really put effort into it? that was work
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:58:58 AM
No.213921462
>>213921485
Love going in the doggystyle position and looking at my big arse in the mirror
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:59:16 AM
No.213921467
>>213921426
You sound like an absolute fucking mongoloid
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:59:33 AM
No.213921471
>>213921360
this was comically obese in 1957
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:59:54 AM
No.213921478
its not even about the bradley anymore
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:00:06 AM
No.213921485
>>213921462
extremely bent thing to do
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:00:10 AM
No.213921486
The fucking VENOM this guy has for anyone who works for a living
38 and have never worked apart from twelve days when I was 19 lmao
I don't drink alcohol or take any drugs btw
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:00:28 AM
No.213921492
>>213921415
I don't mean sobbing, just tearing up at random stuff I read or think about. I always try to hold it in but I wonder what would happen if I just let loose next time it happens.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:00:37 AM
No.213921493
Of course it's Heathermong. Has his stench all over it.
What takeaway should I get lads
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:00:55 AM
No.213921500
>>213921585
just been on the toilet and a fly started buzzing around so i hit it with a towel and it fell into a puddle of water then a spider came out and attacked it and wrapped it in a web while it struggled. it was a big fly so that spider probably has food for days now. all in all the most exciting poo i've ever had
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:01:10 AM
No.213921507
evolved my rilou (into second lucario but with better stats) thanks to the Go battle league
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:01:13 AM
No.213921508
>>213921587
>>213921338
>>213921364
4chan will be blocked for uk posters eventually and then it will be our time
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:01:25 AM
No.213921514
>>213921543
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:01:38 AM
No.213921523
>>213921565
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:01:45 AM
No.213921527
>>213921552
>heathermong
>never posts the heathers
what's that all about eh?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:02:04 AM
No.213921536
>>213921565
>>213921489
ktim except 34
do you play video games?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:02:21 AM
No.213921541
>>213921566
>>213921499
dubs and it's coffee with a croissant
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:02:30 AM
No.213921543
>>213921567
>>213921514
Yeah fuck off Frenchoid
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:02:48 AM
No.213921552
>>213921527
poo seal XD
bad psych XD
tonsil stones XD
bald guy with red in back XD
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:02:51 AM
No.213921553
I wonder if one day Bradley just stops laughing. No more funny questions / answers for him to crease at. The UK will have died then
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:02:52 AM
No.213921555
>>213921610
>>213921440
what else are you going to do? if youβre not born into wealth youβll have to work. and even if you are youβll need to do something so that you donβt just piss away all that family wealth
itβs either you tough it out and get a job where you can be competent and meet people and learn things, accrue a moderate amount of money for yourself, have people generally respect and depend on you, which opens up more opportunity for romantic or platonic connections, or you could live off a measly amount of state handouts, isolated, zero social status and a life of being pacified by screens and drugs. what would any sane man rather
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:02:55 AM
No.213921558
>>213921577
>>213921363
my brother is one of those
he used to be very uninterested in politics then he started browsing reddit and became a textbook leftymong
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:03:22 AM
No.213921565
>>213921523
hi neet brother
>>213921536
nope, never really been into them desu
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:03:22 AM
No.213921566
>>213921589
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:03:24 AM
No.213921567
>>213921543
it's spanish so no skin off my ass
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:03:50 AM
No.213921575
>>213921619
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:03:53 AM
No.213921577
>>213921558
Upvotes are going down in history as one of the most destructive inventions
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:04:12 AM
No.213921583
Lidl buffalo mozzarella is insanely good, absolutely mogs any other supermarket mozzarella, could eat it on it's own it actually has flavour.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:04:15 AM
No.213921585
>>213921500
>Most exciting poo
Now there's a topic.
My most exciting poo, I was at a house party when someone started fucking slamming into the door which was locked. They almost busted it off the hinges after a few slams and I shouted 'Fuck off can you'
One of the girls shouted back saying she was sorry. I think she thought someone else was in there.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:04:20 AM
No.213921587
>>213921508
If it hasn't happened yet, it probably won't.
And we will only ever have our time if we actually pull the trigger on operations Nordberg and Chris Penn. We've had people in place for so long, they can't speak in their natural accent anymore.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:04:23 AM
No.213921589
>>213921499
checkem
>>213921566 coffee and a croissant for you young man
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:04:43 AM
No.213921597
>>213921489
I've not worked for 4 years post uni and I feel like I've gone fucking insane, desperately searching for a job. what have you been up to?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:06:04 AM
No.213921610
>>213921555
Why are you arguing in bad faith that all toilers are living Wolf of Wall Street type lives with excitement and amazing happenings? Most toilers hate their jobs. It's a miserable chore for them. Many sit staring at a screen all day. They're not respected nor made to feel worthwhile. Why are you pretending that that's what toil life is like for everyone and not a select chosen few? Is the person working retail or cleaning toilets at the same level as a manager of a good company?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:06:23 AM
No.213921615
>>213921641
>>213921683
>>213921599
watch tv, browse the internet, listen to radio, go for walks, hang out at the shopping mall
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:06:32 AM
No.213921619
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:06:37 AM
No.213921623
>>213921640
>>213921657
>>213921599
FOUR years?
Were you hit by a fucking bus?
What the fuck do you say in job interviews?
>4 years of minecraft under my bench :) please pay me
why would anyone give you the time of day instead of hiring a fresh hungry grad
you fucked it lad
utterly fucked it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:07:07 AM
No.213921634
>>213921650
i believe in a thing called love
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:07:18 AM
No.213921640
>>213921623
shut up you absolute twat
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:07:20 AM
No.213921641
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:07:40 AM
No.213921650
>>213921679
>>213921634
>brown eyes
dropped
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:07:57 AM
No.213921657
>>213921678
>>213921623
I know, I'm just looking for some retail bullshit so I can get moving again. it's not ideal but it is what it is
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:08:35 AM
No.213921672
>>213921736
>>213921778
I just wonder what GANON'S up to!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:08:50 AM
No.213921678
>>213921712
>>213921713
>>213921657
What's your degree in?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:08:52 AM
No.213921679
>>213921705
>>213921707
>>213921650
brown eyes rules the world
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:08:55 AM
No.213921680
>>213921704
why is Tarantino still pretending his next film will be his last? He's not that old and loves making films so why bother
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:09:00 AM
No.213921683
>>213921615
you got friends? it's important to talk to people
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:09:10 AM
No.213921687
>>213921599
Not him but for me it's a constant string of personal projects, time wasting activities like gaming, series, movies, masturbation, working out, different hobbies. I've played guitar, I've done drawing, I've done digital art, 3d modelling, running, sprinting, I speak Japanese, tried learning French once, boxing, I dunno I've done a shit ton. On a Youtube grind atm
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:09:40 AM
No.213921700
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:09:47 AM
No.213921704
>>213921680
something about legacy
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:09:47 AM
No.213921705
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:09:52 AM
No.213921707
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:09:56 AM
No.213921712
>>213921678
Marxist gender liberation
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:10:01 AM
No.213921713
>>213921678
2:1 in law from a decent uni
I just didn't really enjoy it, and we produce like 5x the law graduates we need
want to get trained in something else medium term but for now the retail mines await
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:10:58 AM
No.213921736
>>213921672
*swoosh sfx*
your majesty, ganon and his minions have seized the island of koridai
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:12:43 AM
No.213921778