Thread 213921671

am bottom edition

poo smells lmao

Remove your tonsil stones

>>213921610
Nobody’s claiming that. You invented that in your head. Not every job is glamorous and comes with bags of cash. But my point still stands. Working is still psychologically and socially healthier and nearly always leads to a better life than rotting away as a NEET. It’s a sane choice for anyone that isn’t severely dysfunctional. Even the lowest end jobs like you listed, those people are likely better off than if they were living on handouts.

Many people take pride in their work. Tens of millions are needed daily. Loads of people have families and livelihoods to support and are respected for that. Would you rather your father grafted to make life as good for you as possible or he be a fat waster pretending to be disabled to DWP

well that was a fun thread feel like shit about my life tragectory now

i am white
i only listen to hip hop
i masturbate to black on white porn
i am the future of britain

bad vibes tonight
cheer up

hip hop isn't even music

I claim full fat PIP
There's nowt wrong with me. I'm just lazy and don't wish to work
Go on 6-7 holidays a year and drive a mercedes given free by mobility

>i am white
>i only listen to hip hop
>i masturbate to black on white porn
>i am the future of britain

need a friend who can excuse and even encourage my bad behaviour

blud thinks he's eminem

>>213921733
Thanks Kier!

>>213921776
not possible

>>213921776
Based if you're English

Well you know what they say: it's the dog that makes the owner!

Last thread we were discussing our most exciting poos.

So far we've had:
>lad who killed a fly and fed it to a spider while pooing
>lad who had a girl try to break the toilet door while pooing

Any other contenders?

>>213921741
>>213921760
You can thank Heathermong. He's started his OCD spam again. Better start booting up the /bant/ threads again.

>arguing with my femoid
>winning the argument (as usual)
>she goes "you're such a fucking scorpio"

bitch what the FUCK does that mean
then she storms off as if she's achieved something
daft cow

mental i didn’t post here for a month cause i was banned and this freaks still at it
every day

kerrygold
send the palestinians kerrygold

>>213921827
this never happened

vote labour no matter who

Used to think fraudulent benefits claims were a bad thing but since coming to the realisation that the British state is an illegitimate occupying force I've changed my mind and view anything that can undermine the state as a good thing.

Irishmen like dating and marrying Jamaicans

>>213921832
sort her out Wayne

>>213921832
>Irish author known for her bestselling novels, which include Conversations with Friends (2017), Normal People (2018), Beautiful World, Where Are You (2021), and Intermezzo (2024)
Never heard of any of them

Post in bad psych threads and I'll stop :)

>>213921827
scorpios are known for being argumentative, hostile, petty, and generally have small cocks
lady knew her stuff
i'm a taurus, so you know what that means

>>213921748
what type of hip hop? bladee?

>>213921859
>the british state is illegitimate and evil
>hmmm… instead of overthrowing it and hanging those responsible with my countrymen i must… tether myself to it by making sure that all my money comes from them and I am dependent on their handouts!

>>213921890
what does it mean if you're a virgo

>>213921890
>i'm a taurus, so you know what that means
lots of bullshit?

>>213921903
clues in the name little incel boy

>>213921885
get a life you sad bastard lmao

>>213921903
fuck if i know

>>213921923
Once a scouser, always a scouser

>>213921917
not an incel
>>213921929
thanks mate

>>213921893
kendrick

>>213921922
All you have to do is post in bad psych :)

And make it a respectful Bad Psych thread
No black men kissing

The Asian Fanny

>>213921671 (OP)
I did it! I beat giovani
apparently his Pokemon were weak to flying-types this whole time. good old braviary (and team)

anime butts drive me nuts

>>213921893
blader is for ice cold incels not porn brain ghouls

Look what I found
It's global population projections

>>213921983
shut up you weird cunt

>>213921958
no one has to post anywhere
you just sit here all day trying to troll an image board where you’re unwanted
what sort of life is that lol. what does your mum think of you doing this. do you have any mates

Gioani down! first rotation/year on Pokemon Go
literally beat the boss of the game, C machamp, and the other stuff except slaking and dragonite
also got no hundo blissey/snorlax/etc

>>213921776
how?

heatherdem waits for all the neurotypicals to go to bed before ramping up his antics because they would bully him into submission lol rascal

>>213921983
imagine giovani but it's tony soprano instead

woah-oh, she's a bad psych, a real tough cookie...

rorke, this is your future. loud low iq entitled brown people just asking for more and more and more

>>213921983
>>213922013

start date 19/06/25

>>213922013
brag to us when you have an infernal cape, kid.

>>213922037
properly ugly people arent they
the browns

I'm a Sagittarius
Got a horse's face and the cock of a greek statue

>>213922021
Applied and l*ed

>>213922056
ive done 6-jad at once

>>213922037
love this webm

>>213922037
what even is this
what do they want

>>213922064
>and the cock of a greek statue
"sculptural"
you lucky bastard, bet the ladies are drooling at the sight of it

get her beheaded then

one of those young consoles
sticky here and there

please say that my raid pass (not used yesterday) will double itself today when I go into a raid and spin the spokestop for another pass, so that I may have two

>>213922121
all of these are Sony, or nintendo or knockoff
cray there was like 2 companies and one of them was playstation too

>Do ho ho, my pointless and inane posting annoys you?

>Allow me to post some more...

now ive got to buddy my hundo to evolve it once the challenge it has there is done

Timmy Milkwood thinks he's a Chad no

Another wasted weekend lads. I'm stuck in pergatory.

>>213922121
sisterberg got the nintendogs bundle back in the day but she was too young to actually care for the virtual thing so i did it
i did care

/brit/ will soon be lost to the sands of time
how does this make you feel?

pergatory

oh yeah btw you were right, those chinky girls are turbo easy. all I did was show her the thai redbull glass bottle I bought

>>213922197
Hell's no better mate, enjoy it while you can

Fresh ass Katy consoles flying their way to the Gherkin

>>213922195
its crazy how you are so alone that you are on this level. its not even just sadness for yourself but spite now. thats bad

Roy Keane is such a mouthy cunt he try that shit with me l'll put him on the floor

I wonder if Mousey renames his Pokemon
and what name he uses as the trainer (his idol Poleaboo used "Amer" for some reason)

>>213922204
enjoyed this post

BE flag got rangebanned, didnt he
:)

Roy Keane flying out the thread from unspeakable terror

The ole ‘oordash order. Yes I am a fat cunt.

>>213922266
hopefully he died
slowly

>>213922266
ADONBILIVIT

>>213922266
luh heathertimmy cuckposting solo xx

>>213922246
Irish Roy Keane swooning over Carribean man Micah Richards

tiktok getting more and more bizarre

>>213922257
have been testing out renaming my Pokemon to give people @ gyms messages, like "go to this other area to take it over" before I do my own thing
>>213922279
everyones order is always like $25 but if I go rder takeout 2 sides and a meal it costs like $45,00 (£30)

>>213922292
I don’t think you understand what that word means lad

>>213922279
should've gotten yourself two portions of mozzarella sticks lad
now that i've suggested this you'll be lamenting the fact that you didn't once you've tidied them all away into your fat cunt tummy

>>213922228


this is him btw, filterfags. these are the posts
I would put it to the guy in here that can defend what post im linking here. tell me it belongs. tell me its English and not subhuman

phwor

>>213922279
i've never eaten arbys in my life. nocejib on the discount though

>>213921733
>Working is still psychologically and socially healthier
Only if it has actual worth and doesn't go out of it's way to shred your dignity at every possible moment. I knew guys who quit insurance jobs because they made good money but were effectively condemning people to death and/or financial ruin. The value of work isn't innate to it.

>livelihoods to support and are respected for that.
The pay doesn't reflect that

>>213922279
rich cunt

>>213922328
I've reported it toby

>>213922339
>those forearms
has she got tourniquets under her sleeves?

>>213922355
l didnt even notice her arms

>>213922339
Timmy crush LOL

>>213922339
she wasn't afraid to look fat and old in very unflattering scenes in the last showgirl and i guess i have some respect for that

>>213922339
we know which one is the tranny

Patriots in control.
NO SURRENDER.

>>213922368
go post about “yardie goons” you little faggot lmao

>>213922348
>>213922348
good

>>213922376
i know i know i meant nice job

that's what i get for making fun of pergatory

whats the excuse for the people Wanting refugees not going to live in bingo bango land? deport them. trim the fat (of the white race). that includes pol

Oh. What's this?

https://irish-us.org/events/graham-hodges-phd-desirable-companions-and-lovers-irish-and-african-americans-19th-century-new-york

what tf is pidoves excuse for the crcle being around his face and him turning his head slightly but only enough for the circle to move a bit

>>213922440
>The area within Central Park known as Seneca Village was a unique community where Black and Irish residents lived together in the mid-19th century.

going to get the ikea duvet ordered

yeah we get it the blacks and irish shag

>>213922466
then you read the rest of the wiki article and discover that they didn't intermix all that much after all

worlds champion (in Pokemon Go, also it is currently worlds tournament) some years ago, used altaria (to win). I have enough candies to make mine almost level 2000CP but this 1km Pokemon is gonna have to get walked for some more...

Imagine Emma Watson using you as her personal toilet CORRR I can hardly imagine anything more erotic.

Nightclub
10 Eden Quay, North City, Dublin 1, D01 V6F4

>>213922466
>AI summary of a Google search about something you know soo much about
wow
you cant Google literally anything and get a supportive argument for yourself instafree

>>213922511
can't you just shake your phone or does it use gps to make sure you actually move irl

>>213922535
1km is the lowest tier of all the Pokemon you can walk with to train
but also my Chinese phone GPS is not good anyway

>>213922535
but I saw on YouTube that you can 1) put your phone in a sock and shake it(?) and 2) put your phone in the freezer to fuck up the GPS or vibrate it or whatever it does. just in-case you are playing Pokemon Go as well

>>213922552
>but also my Chinese phone GPS is not good anyway
does this benefit or hinder you?

>>213922502
>African American communities intertwined. There was significant interaction, interracial marriage, and the development of mixed communities. Seneca Village, which existed before Central Park was built, is a prime example of this. It was a African-American community where Irish immigrants also lived, and the two groups interacted and intermarried.

>>213922391
dont like how the ones waving our flag are always untermenschen looking runts

I'm tired of the computer
I want to be free

>>213922584
helps bigly
at the start it kind of ruined the entire game for me, because I wanted to know how far I could go. at the same time, I was too noob to really take advantage of the thing, and if the phone was used to its fullest potential then I would probably best buddy a mega evol Pokemon to walk it (wth catch assist) and get mega candies

>>213922621
I can help you with that, anon.

>>213922593
Piecing together the jigsaw

most recent shinies I have
at Gulpin its the 16th of this month (1-2 days ago). before that is the 13th for volibeat

>>213922622
>best buddy a mega evol Pokemon to walk it (wth catch assist) and get mega candie
wow. idk what this means but it sounds good(!)

im bad

stop posting the pokemon
get the umas posted

>>213922635
if i had to kill hitler as a baby or starmer a a baby, i'd probably pick starmer

The world seen through an Irish lense

isn't pokemon go battling just tapping your phone and having a better Pokémon?
if it was actual battling I'd play it

>>213922657
he didn't even draft up the legislation

also thanks Reddit for telling me that you can hold the Pokeball until the circle is set up to not touch the ball again until the Pokemon moves (attacks), and at that point you throw the ball. called something like "excellent lock"
>>213922674
theres PvP and it takes forever. its like 3-4 hours to get through all the free battles (5 sets of 5). if you pay you get better rewards

am winning a lot more now with kyogre on my team

gio down, where you from
nigga

>>213921671 (OP)
Funny thing about tourism is that the statistics for it are always inflated

Buncha layabouts

if he is rangebanned then that feels alot better than beating giovani

Living coal miner

Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.

Hillary Clinton spits out green egg

>>213922848
what does he say? :-
what of his smile?
>yeah I just go mine coal then come home to my wife and 3 children. also I earn like a quarter of a million dollars salary

Do you hear the voices too?

Was playing Pokémon Sun but took a break for a couple months, might get back to it tonight

https://files.catbox.moe/vtiboq.mp4

rorke history

salary in this town where a loaf of bread is $.30 and you get a free tin of beans with that

>>213922881
he's right thoughie

>>213922881
hes right though

>>213922881
hes right though

Just scranned a chicken burger, chips and red donner meat

>>213922906
yeah the jews won so many times (allegedly) but brucey will definitely save us

Funny thing about tourism stats is they are used to bring in investments so people lie about the number to make it bigger stuff like

>Counting people for coming in and out of certain areas
>Lumping domestic tourists with foreign ones
>Counting people returning to areas from their hotel

Watching the new Dexter with gfberg

yeah its good drinking as much as I want and getting no hangover but the catch to the secret of eating palm oils with alcohol is that you cant get drunk again for like 1-2 days of not drinking

>>213922881
OHHHHHH TOMMY TOMMY
https://youtu.be/yVs_I6g8P9s?si=Lf_e0tb6A0bbSigD

>>213922955
black fella had a huge payout

also they changed the ingredients on the LIDL own-brand of pringles
only said because anon brought those up the other day. hope he sees this. anyway I got regular pringles
they changed the pizza ingredients too and im not allergic to the new recipe for their stuffed crust zas

>>213922968
Course he's a wog

love eating stuffed crust pizza with the tomato sauce in the crust and getting all inflammed and pink like a big soft balloon :3

Anima Christi, sanctifica me.
Corpus Christi, salva me.
Sanguis Christi, inebria me.
Aqua lateris Christi, lava me.
Passio Christi, conforta me.
O bone Iesu, exaudi me.
Intra tua vulnera absconde me.
Ne permittas me separari a te.
Ab hoste maligno defende me.
In hora mortis meae voca me.
Et iube me venire ad te,
Ut cum Sanctis tuis laudem te
in saecula saeculorum.

>>213922982
it's not too common in the uk or us surprisingly

apparently the >inflates u like a big round balloon :3 furry is a pedo or big nazi racist or something

today a woman said "no, you cant use the bathroom" at the posh place but I went next door which was apparently the same building and coming out of the toilet I saw her. I told her she lost and cant do anything about it now ive gone and pissed in the bathroom and she just kept telling me to leave

never ever clicking an mp4 link on brit again

>>213923079
yep, worked out for all the other search engines!

>>213923054
just use he men's washroom. no one wants to see some hairy dude in a dress giggling as he fiddles with the tampon dispenser machine

no its the place was posh and I guess they didnt want my kind in there (too late now have peed in their toilet bowl)

There is a weka on my driveway

>>213923060
roar

how is pokemon go still a thing in 2025

>>213923124
horrid bint

Pizza ain't bad for you. It just gets soaked in grease and becomes deep-fried cardboard in the americas and gets a bad rep. Worst thing for you is probably the gluten in the dough.

It's also not hard to make. Italians literally came up with it by throwing together leftover ingredients. You can make it for $8 at the grocery store with some flour and cheese and tomatoes if you don't already have it. Dough is basically just flour and water rorke.

surprising amount of women know about Pokemon Go and will say theyve played it if they hear you doing something not going to say...

any 38 year old anime watchers?

>>213922881
Ah yes the famous Jewish betrayals of Constantinople and Vienna.

>>213923116
you can't just walk into a place and ask to use their toilet

I was asking people because at like 3PM the raids all stopped and I had had my dragon soop/four loko red bull. 6 people RSPV to the raid and 2 of us show

>>213923054
>>213922997
cool thanks for sharing your blog
fascinating tale

the toilet woman set off my aura and made it dark and on the walk back for more raids THREE women ran away from me (literally). they was behind me and suddenly all just started running. it was the aura

>>213923176
yeah why am I even
my bad. thanks for bringing it to my attention good catch

real schizo hours i see
bunch of lonely schizos blogposting

>>213923233
oh piss off

man I love putting steel wool balls in a glass bottle and mixing bleach and ammonia into it and walking away to let all the Cl go into the atmosphere

>>213923223
it's just the one schizo actually

also I saw a drug dealer today and after hed asked if I like to do pregabs he said smack like that means cocaine and I told him that it actually means heroin (and he was like oh ok) and I asked if he had methamphetamine and he walked away because hes a coward small guy. then I asked the hippy guy telling his customers that hes going to go get everyone raving with his tunes and how much he is just there chilling n shit and he had none

kwab

>>213923193
no it was the pooey toilet paper hanging out your backside

im trying to catch starly
why?
over-levelled my PvP braviary and need to start again

the Poonited Kingdom of Gay Britain and Shiteland

>>213923359
arsetralia also

>>213923371
Forgot about them
and poo sneezeland

If i was a yank i'd walk around with a gun every day
Nothing big and showy just something in a holster ygm
Mental they can do it, dont even want to shoot anyone but phwoar imagine it

>>213923401
State by state basis. If you travel from one state to another you can be arrested for fuck all lmao

>>213923401
thought it had to be concealed

>>213923401
People would respect me if I had my gun

the PvP encounter reward fo today is Raichu :)

>>213923401
l'd have shot myself by now

>>213923331
It's so risky having daughters

fuck it, raichu with a hat. evolved! .
thats one swaggy guy

I hope everyone else is collecting their bidoofs for the "why not bidoof" tournament :)

>7th Century English remains contain West African DNA suggesting an African grandparent

rorke in utter shambles

this nigga straight up LOVES pokemon go doesn't he

>>213923442
it's a hit or miss

>>213923469
I've been slacking!!! HELP ME MOUSEY!

>>213923483
ratnonce's latest fixation

>>213923507
*mouseposter
kys hater

Mental how boring mousenonce is

>>213923476
This’ll quietly get disproven in a couple of months like every other time these popsci African ancestry reportings come up

haxor candy (6/10 berries)

me when a brown person asks me to spot them

Thoughts?

When I was young i would routinely think about shooting people and would sit in the back of class/bus imagining shooting all of their heads with a shotgun. That and shooting myself in a public place and imagining all the reactions and blood.
Thank god I stopped thinking about this h-haha-ha

from mob boss to marvel fan

>>213923623
Troony Soprano

love when you can see a slags self harm scars

Mad how we can just enter a state of psychosis and lift cars and punch holes in walls.

>>213923654
Shut up eddie hall no we can't

rare

shuppet
rare
shuppet. big

Witnessing some off-topic posts

shuppet
rare. shuppet
big

0/1/2

no it is bullshit that blast burn (fire-type) takes off 5/8ths HP off kyogre (a water-type Pokemon) so gg

I think Russian propaganda is actually real and very pervasive because for the current thing happened I was certain they were stronger than the US/China militarily.

>>213923707
What was the topic?

did you really think that Russia is stronger than the US

>>213923788
Scary really. They continued invading even against infinity US & EU funding through Ukraine and for years. Imagine what China and US could do

*strips towards you*

Adam Sandler movies. Funny.

>>213923838
I remember that film. whats it called?

tHe GRJɴcH and 6 others liked your tweet:
not a fan of christmas honestly

tHe GRJɴcH has followed you

tHe GRJɴcH has sent you a message:
sup sup sup you date green guys?

>>213923851
Little Nicky

>>213923788
Not really, a lot of people were fooled by their performance in Syria. Including the Russians themselves. Nobody knew what a peer-peer war would look like since there hasn't been one in forever.

>>213923859
ty

Mousey singing the entire Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in his Jimmy Somerville-esque tones

need my foot to heal now
but I can rest (maybe after tomorrow because actually getting the bus is fun)

>>213923827
China would be easier to tap off than Russia. All they have is manufacturing which is based but they still need people to sell shit to and they don't have the amount of natural resources that Puccia does. That said, a lot of the Chinese military equipment is really coming ahead nowadays. I wouldn't say it's on par with America yet however.

>>213923838
There are a few I like. Little Nicky and The Longest Yard were great. Not seen Click but that seems like it'd be alright.

>>213923893
Mousey do you like Limmy?

l'd ko Xi Jingping in one punch

japanese sento, but co-ed

>>213923861
It was
>Georgia
>Ukraine (2014-)
>Syria

>>213923921
>Limmy
Ha ha .. peak Scotch comedy ..

Sydney Sweeney farts and poo

>>213923968
Yh but I feel like he would say something snarky about Mr bean

>>213923896
A basic understanding of reality tells me that they need a portion of their military power in the northeast to completely wallop the United States.

You could hope that all the F-35 knockoffs just fall apart in the air.

I have two groins

>>213923968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GWn6HMLHFQ
yea

>>213923896
china is gaining more and more control over natural resources in canada

retro wank session tonight

mental how long he has been talking or making noise for without stopping

>>213924078
Who's that then Jessica Hahn is it

>>213924070
and the USA seems intent on pushing Canada into its arms

do you think aircraft carriers are obsolete or are they still useful

>>213924016
genuinely want to know what prompts an autist to make disgusting vile posts like this repeatedly

>>213924133
christy canyon

jd vance
yuck
major incel vibes

I need a primal kyogre now so that I can change its form and by doing that it changes the other kyogres form (or color or something)
>>213924193
he looks like a freak and is a ass kisser but I get the feeling that he is chill to be around

>>213924150
Kys gingerpedo

smeargle cant learn kyogres Elite TM move (or is it that he cant learn any of them?) so it has waterfall and psychic

>>213924213
imagine thinking im that freak kys

>>213924208
curry best vance culd do
doesn't newsom have a big white family?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Liston#Liston's_most_famous_case
>the only known surgery in history with a 300 percent mortality rate

Westerners are moving to Russia in unprecedented numbers.

>>213924230
yep

>>213924241
>Not calling it Bug Swatter.mp4
Missed opportunity

>>213924251
Even the dog.

>>213924251
that dogs a girl

>>213924251
>which way america?
left please

>>213923875
>>213923875
very important thread happening

Uh oh stinky poo poo!

>>213924251
Mental how if Newsom was on the Red Team black people would be on Twitter calling his family 'creepy' and 'white supremacist coded' but because he's on the Blue Team it's OK

ridiculous mogging

>>213924310
why are you fighting ghosts in your head lil bro?

>>213924319
*fighting spooks

>>213924299
Surprised the thread isn't full of indians

>>213924230
All the stagecraft in the world won't hide the fact he was a weird kid groomed into being a glowie. Poo children is just a funny bonus

>>213924316
what did the pajeeta see in jd?

newsom will crush vance

>>213924343
Lefties hate him because he hasn't kissed the ring on trannies/Gaza.

>>213924343
>>213924356
Boring posts from terminally-online /pol/cels
Leave your bedroom and worry about your own country CHEERS!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqVXThss1z4

It was at that moment we realized that he may have not been a filmmaker and may have just been someone with mental problems who happened to have a camera.

>>213924334
passport

>>213924368
Sorry you're too stupid to partake in this discussion.

>>213924368
ok are nige will crush keir
is that better

>>213924369
video is copyright

insane how you still think politics are real

>>213924366
>>213924366
>>213924366
>>213924366

>>213924316
whos the left supposed to be