Thread 213924366

And, honey, she's a bad psych, a real bad psych edition

Thinking of moving to Australia seriously now, are they friendly people? x

>>213924376
realistically, who would the average person prefer?

>>213924432
fuck off they're full

Right yeah let's just post all the same images again.

Irish diaspora women + African American GIs

wow so thats how many of them there are

>>213924453
if it aint broke

>>213924376
God so he's not even overweight. His bowling ball head just makes him look like a large 8 year old.
I hate so say that some people were just designed to be fat.

>>213924453
he has ocd and his brain attacks him if he doesn't do his ritual

>>213924461
r9k immigrant

bizzare how much you foreigners care about US politicians that aren't even the president
seek help

so what are we all doing up right now
no toil tomorrow?

poo

>>213924376
JD's bowling ball head is at least three time the size of his wife's puney peanut-sized skull

and I didnt finish wobuffet yet but PvP gives soo much stardust

Are we actually going to use this spamming retard’s thread then?

>>213924376
>>213924398
>>213924432
>>213924435
>>213924439
>>213924445

all these posts are the r9k discord
>>213924469
this is a lie from within the discord

>>213924528
Shut up

>>213924555
सुप्रभात

time for a /brit2.0/

>>213924575
Eat my fuck

>>213924573
wtf how did the white population more than half and the black population quadruple in twenty years?

meanwhile, pol was at it again

I'm counting the seconds for bongs to the perma banned from 4chan.
It would be even better if Sir Poop Starmer also banned VPNs on that cucked island.

>>213924551
we're conspiring against you

might go to england, coward punch a pensioner and then get back on the plane.

>>213924632
MODS

>>213924632
loooool

4 tri-attacks no stat redux insane

Why do you do it?

What are you going to do when you finally kill /brit/ forever?

>>213924439
Not a single person in America would vote for the left

6th and I got one :)

>>213924688
despey you should get... redditflags!!

>>213924366 (OP)
can brits explain to me why this picture gets posted so often

>spelled yogurt
>said yogit
explain yourselves

wish I was a girl

>>213924688
not saying that I am killing brit (you are) but if you lost this place it would be deserved. you would deserve to lose it because of how you treat the thing this whole time

>>213924705
Why?

I always phonepost anyway

>>213924715
Actually spelled yoghurt

>>213924706
you poor innocent thing
that poster is by far the biggest freak we've ever had, you don't want to know about him

all your friends are immigrants here, complaining about immigration

>>213924717
*caresses your cheek*

>>213924730
so you can join the cool kids club like gundamleaf!!

thats crazy

>>213924756
No thanks

>>213924715
yogot

>>213924756
cancer killing this site

yogourt

wonder what all those 'refugees welcome' europeans from the 2010s are doing these days. you see a lot less of that sort of stuff these days

>>213924789
Getting tapped by the cronem in the gherkin

>>213924777
f-fine...

>>213924802
what does tapped, cronem and gherkin mean

bro you need to learn that saying something over and over again doesnt make it funny BIGLY. CHANGE. CHANGE AS A PERSON. CHANGE HOW YOU ACT

>>213924789
Gained a clue

and I collected some persian (encounter/reward) :)
glad I did
een though I had all of the different ones

because this is a healthy bad psych edition, they'll be no more cuck posts in this edition

no, actually, cuck posting is not allowed

used to have a good opinion of kiwis
then he showed up

Pussy .

I took the day off from work today for absolutely no reason. It's now 12pm and I'm still wearing the clothes I went to sleep in.
I'm so tired about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole I'm in - I feel fatigued.

The pony posting has gone past just being a joke at this point

Janny genuinely just doesn't do anything anymore

>>213924889
Don't need to sign your posts mate

me when a brown person asks me to spot them

>>213924894
he does I've been banned multiple times today

>>213924893
got anything good to scran, brucie?

>>213924893
Days wages out the window then

>>213924893
why are you wearing clothes to bed

>>213924946
It's winter over there

>>213924946
naked sleeper, eh?

>>213924901
fuck off. dickhead.....

>>213924959
no a bug will craw; into me

Please pray for my kitty kot Nicholas. He is sick and he doesn't feel good. We are taking him to the vet tomorrow.

Remember chinese finger traps

>>213924981
I'm praying for him

>>213924976
yea, "a bug"

>>213924981
sending hugs and kisses

would you take a pill that turns you into a girl forever

troon

L was a quintessential sigma male.

>>213924981
how old?

>>213924366 (OP)
Brooklyn listened to bad psych

>>213925033
would you do it though
just for a laugh

fastest way to KILL all the ultra league Pokemon the team leaders put out/

>>213925025
no

Super Hans was a sigma

British culture?

>>213925065
he was omega

hate bayern munich

IK OOK!

David Bowie was a sigma

Anthony Fantano like this new album yeah it's like white guy strumming a guitar in a coffee shop vibes. It's not good.

>>213925102
hate anthony fantano

The real 40-year-old virgin
https://looksmax.org/threads/today-i-became-a-40-year-old-virgin-neet-some-reflections-on-my-life-so-far.1526910/

3AM already. I need to go to bed.

Sid Vicious was a sigma

>>213925118
Hope you never wake up

based

>>213925118
good night :3

>>213925135
Don't we all?

>>213925150
:*

Don Draper was cool but not a sigma. He was pure alpha through and through.

anus is hanging out. hairy. pooey. virginal.

Now Syd Barrett, that's a pure sigma

bad how the left is

>>213925232
unashamed

Syd Barrett in his later years

the porygon2 into the
porygon2
very nice 17+ moves in invun

>>213925235
I've gotten back into guitar recently and specifically bought a black tele with a maple neck because of these pics

>>213925193
American Football is like the 3rd best American sport if we're being generous

i'm 33 and i've never had a serious long-term relationship, going to die alone aren't i

We could have saved him lads

>>213925292
I'm 31 and I have but still going to die alone
just the way it goes lad

>>213925292
there's always next year

>>213925301
scintillating politcal commentary

baseball
pie eating
BASEBALL
swimming
football

>>213925292
maybe
but you might not

>>213925193
Matt Walsh is delta. The run of the mill average male. A good worker, decently competent, but completely bland, dull, utterly devoid of imagination, energy, or manliness.

>>213925329
You forgot cornhole

What if Keir was pro state appointed bf/gf? Would his approval rating rise?

>>213925289
ice hockey is cool

I hate corn!

>>213925292
Nah but I can't imagine jumping on tinder or whatever at 33 the dating pool must be GRIM

>>213925379
wouldn't have been caught dead on tinder even in my early 20s

>>213925363
>>213925316

any /sure to die alone/ man in

>>213925395
poor bugger wonder how he would have been without the drugs

the f is a "racist mutual"?

learning about some history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arses_of_Persia

well sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard

.

>>213925395
every other guitar looks SHIT compared to telecasters

is that post also about HRT

>>213925414
ignore jeff he's a mental case and a nigger

>>213925414
It's social media speak for individuals who follow one another

look a bit underage no?

It's rare for an engineer to be a sigma, but Wernher von Braun was one such example.

>>213925447
i know but he wasn't always that way
the gin has rotten his brain

>>213925453
care to explain?
i don't do social media

haxor candy (4/10 berries)

Imagine you are Bono and just start shouting "YEAH YEAH YEAH" in a starving Ugandan child's face

>>213925476
You're on social media rn

>>213925497
... are you my racist mutual?

best shiny ever! no regrats!
ignore pink garfield hes just a bit gay

The perc 30.

>>213925511
>pink
a-are you colour blind tobes...?

Sigmas in the intellectual sphere tend to gravitate towards philosophy or mathematics.

blue garfield

made a mistake at toil and decided to own up and take responsibility and now i'm in the shit. i could've easily blamed it on something else and gotten away with it but my stupid integrity fucked me over. makes me wonder why i should ever bother being honest again

My dad is trying to use chatGPT to create a system for winning the lottery and is gonna sink a grand into it.

this persian I got is the exact same as my other one (my 15/5/15 persian). the level 50 CP is the same number

>>213925530
who told you that you should go and do that? Your zogbot conditioning? ALWAYS look out for number 1

>>213925533
he probably say that on the Jew box

>>213925530
>being honest at toil
first job mate?

>>213925530
the man in the mirror will thank you

Blue Garfield hates Dutch people.

>>213924376
i thought jd vance was a christian?

>>213925597
many indians are as well
hence why many of the older ones here vote trump

>>213925597
protestants are not christian

>>213925624
what's a protestant?
here we have christians and catholics

doing the thing that a fucking reddit fucking freak retard and the reply chain faggoted freaks were complaining about (not) doing and just getting it over with. actually having fun. the other option ins not here right now as it is 3AM. I may start just doing all of the things they dont, to try and really get up there in the game

>>213925645
a misguided, stupid anglo

>>213925530
I always blame it on the Nigerian fella, works every time
ahh Adebayo, how many times have you saved my butt

>>213925597
A lot of Indians are Christian, part of India also used to be a part of Portugal not just the UK

>>213925624
Papists got btfo'd
That's why most catholics are thirdies now
Innovative countries like the anglosphere and germanic europe are protestant

There's a theory on /pol/ that JD Vance is secretly the son of Michael Aquino, the literal devil worshipper who was a colonel in the army. He was in charge of psyops. He killed himself in 2019.

>>213925562
i'm not a deceitful man, my honesty is hardwired into my aryan biology, unfortunately this modern pozzed globohomo clownworld no longer rewards integrity and instead favours sneaky types like jews, niggers, and pajeets

>>213925667
hello again c. mcvitties for the yearly again

accidentally fallen in love with the young girl that's just joined the team at toil

>>213925624
go worship a statue

>Innovative countries like the anglosphere and germanic europe are protestant
so easy

accidentally called a brown fella a cheeky "little monkey fella" the other day when I found him squatting (not taking a shit) and said it again, "cheeky monkey fella"

>>213925702
i'm an atheist

what kind of psyops

>>213925707
You know what I don't even go to church that much anymore and that picture upsets me

>>213925727
yea protestants do that too
how many months did you spend on your knees for saint floyd?

>>213925731
oxygen isn't actually a real thing

>>213925708
i guess the thought that two people can look a bit alike and not be directly related is beyond their cognitive capacity

>>213925734
not religious but i have a healthy respect for it
upsests me too, la

on my knees for floyd
clap for floyd
weewee woo
do the floyd dance
get on the floor and do the floyd dance

>>213925742
I'm not a christian, but it is a fact that traditionally protestant countries are ahead of catholic ones

twenty dollar
get on the floor
aint nobody breevin no more

was watching the incredibles (2004) and seen the bit where mrs incredible walks past a mirror and looks at how huge her arse has gotten and sighs, mental how that was considered a bad thing in the early 00s

Clint Eastwood's characters in his cowboy movies are right on the boundary between alpha and sigma.

>>213925784
made you feel funny in your pants, eh?

Canada.jpg

should of inented guns
should of bought the invention
should of bought the tea
should of sold opium to buy gunpowder and tea
shouldve invented the gatling gun

we are the best

>>213925766
and it's a fact protestants have tranny pastors
not christian, fuck off

Ah, hello all.

should of kept putting golf balls in the pipe, thatll stop the spillage into the ocean

>>213925816
DJ KHALED!

my parents spoke spanish
I speak english
my children will speak chinese

me, the missus, and the kiddos

>>213925624
jd vance is a roman catholic

>>213925843
those kids? grew up to be Obamba mo bama and go sick mode in Ohio (hotel? Triago.)

>>213925844
I think he tries to hide the roundness of his face with a beard but it's not really working.

>>213925853
he pretends to be

>>213925856
>Nigel Rammshid Kapoor

im gonna have a beer (who dares wins)

>>213925731
if you have to ask you're already streets behind

youre already funum taxed... you just havent cuaght up yet

>>213925853
>His parents are Beverly Carol Aikins (née Vance) and Donald Ray Bowman; they divorced when he was a toddler.
>Vance wrote in his 2016 book about being of Scots-Irish descent,[7][8] but a 2025 report commissioned by Northern Ireland's Democratic Unionist Party found no genealogical link between him and Ireland.
he's one of those ancestry.com larpers and not a real Catholic

his mother was also married at least 3 times so he's the son of a whore too

It's over.

Rimming a big ass is a chill activity

you know what isnt funny? turning the frogs gay (trans) thing

>>213925908
You know what's funny is that in a roundabout way he was telling the truth. That actual study did happen

might start drinking castor oil or trans fats, warmed up for bed

>>213925894
Most people os scotch-irish descent have little or no irish heritage. It refers to people from northern england and scotland who settled in northern ireland before coming to the us

>>213925908
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I DISAPPOINTED MY FATHER *goes back to sucking*

>>213925921
all the water drinkers didnt care then a few months later they cared about NATO then COVID then palestine
they did the studies (on safety) SECOND to consuming it and now they have brain damage and cant study water effects when it is fluorinated as well as the chemical they were doing for tranny stuff

>water is SAFE FOR YOU!
oh do YOU drink water???
>YES!
THEN HOW ARE YOU NOT BIASED IF YOU ARE DRINKING IT AND THEN AFTER AN EFFECT HAS TAKEN PLACE, ALL THE WATER DRINKERS SAYING YOU NEED IT?

i dont drink water. only milk.

INFOWARS.COM

scotch-irish are basically the dalits of american whites btw. Almost entirely white trash. Having one as the VP is really big for us

>>213925874
at THIS hour??

>>213925955
Ok but did you try wanking off first?

I drank water once, and it made my cum all dilute

>>213925895
Based. Z chads won.

>>213925991
he's a daring man

The phrase "beaming into each other's heads" likely refers to the idea that autistic individuals can communicate and understand each other on a deeper level, sometimes described as a sense of effortless connection or shared understanding that neurotypical individuals might not experience. This is often attributed to the double empathy problem, which suggests that communication difficulties arise more from differing communication styles and expectations than from a lack of empathy in autistic gentlemen

i have something id like to beam into your head

Beam me up Scotty Kilmer

oh OK it is just nonce botnet
by the way, un-infect my computer from your virus. please
by- by-the-way - actually I made a post about it
last week (when I was getting all these things) I said "who dares wins" SOO MUCH. it is a great confidence booster when you need to WIN!
squeeze, click, release
squeeze, click, release

>>213926032
shiet, imagine breaking into someones home and he pulls out the holographic sights laser dot glock holding the blicky so much it warps his finge rin real life

>>213926032
actually
actually yeah the glock doesnt have the vertical lines
the glock has straight lines

my home defense weapon would be the laser dot pistol with radioactive paint sights and artic camo, binary trigger with the first bullet a blank and when the robber breaks in, I point the gun at my kid and pull the trigger to see what he does. then you have one locked and loaded - a deadmans switch at that. even if he gets you, you might hit something on the way down. thats good attack. defense

I’d eat a turd fresh from Emma Watson’s asshole.

nary a syllable

yeah or TACKLEMASTER(tm) SONAR/RADAR, heatbeat sensor mod alexa in the living room to track him through walls (drywall), then just start firing off rounds through the wall. then you can use an AR-15. this is actually a good idea

poo kraine

>>213926129
Shut it Toby

and if the robber gets through the hallway while I shoot at the walls (really would only take sensors on the floor to see if he lays down and a good map of the house), you would need to make a killbox like in rimworld

>>213926131
I've heard of poo seal but a poo kraine?? Well now I've seen everything!

Who kraine?

>>213926060
>>213926098
i got
>7 mac 11s
>8 38s
>9 nines
>10 mac 10s
the shits never ends

>>213926140
youre right. imagine if the robbers started to have sonar too? actually that would be fine you would just sell insulation. this is exactly like the comic! but yeah if sonar starts being there for home-owners, then the robbers could look inside your house with it too

i have something id like to beam into your head

I wouldnt give my kids a gun if I lived in America. id tell them to hide and wait for him to see them if he does, and would give them a lamp or something cable with the lamp part cut out, plugged into the wall with the wire exposed

poo crane

i like to encourage intruders

This kills the neet

I would lit a bin on fire and start throwing in the "explosive" or "bomb" fire extinguishers but that isnt related to the last thing anymore

yeah those things are pretty cool...

>>213926214
Yes set a bomb off if an intruder comes that way you’ll no longer have a house for an intruder to break into. Brilliant thinking Toby.

>>213926212
no entendí

>break into French persons house
>silhouette of a guy - and a rat, on his head - both smoking a cigarette
>stop and stare at it
>finally,
>"le rent prices le they are too high"

>>213926248
I said it wasnt related, but yeah of course not in America. my house is made out of brick though. I thought about those things because I was thinking about a bomb made out of plaster (because of the walls). very circular. are you testing me?
P.S. I think that cardboard is a suitable material for bomb somewhat

rent prices are too hi- there's someone at the door lads, brb

ceramic would be a good claymore/explosive material IMO (if you could make it break). I mean like terracotta ceramic
and if for example you made a claymore explosive, and wanted the explosives or some mechanism or part located somewhere specific, then why not use cardboard really. I should go take that to the RAF base my good idea

if a drone flies in the air, it must push air down (or create "downward force" to make the upward force it uses to fly) - it must suck air in and move it around. thats why they should coat little bits of paper with explosives and throw it at drones out of cannons. it will go into the properller, friction-active, and disable the drone

yeah actually you would only need to fuck up the blades really. so yeah good idea me 1 + that is 1 million dorrar idea - except government, so 100 million dorrar idea!

look how excited bro was

potential canidate for a laser-beam spark gap from parts is from, smoke detectors (if the bombs drop and we are all left in our homes making stuff)

wonder how many drugs you have to take before spamming paragraphs into brit at 4:30am seems like a reasonable thing to do

OK I will have a can... NOW!

OK maybe berrying a Pokemon on the first throw = more XP! berries = XP !!

im poor and its all Obamas fault

>>213926363
cuuuuuuuuck

im poor because Obama gave away Crimea o algo

Fake mousey :/

look at porygon2 go!

>>213925895
kek

THE WELSH RUINED ENGLAND

When it comes to understanding rather than just knowing how to describe, which anyone can do, there's age, poverty, war, mushrooms, and pronounced suffering, that'll learn you. Not much else. What do we think about this, fellas?

wow I finally did it

that comma fucked up your sentence

>>213926467
waddfuq? nice

>>213926482
been playing since release

>>213926493
why no scatterbug eo

>>213926500
all my homies HATE scatterbug

>>213926512
why do you have 6000 scatterybug candy!????????????!!!

>>213926520
stop asking questions
mogged btw

I know the Pokemon Go plus + tool can find/encounter Pokemon that arent even on your screen like if youre going too fast or whatever, so I am probably going to get one of those things to do my bus rides and that
hopefully the tool puts me into the encounter (one click) and then requires the second click to throw the ball. I want to do that part myself to fast catch on the bus

>>213926551
yeah mogged
except you need to get slaking to 5K XP (otherwise whats the point)
should I purify kyogre? why did you? mine is shadow. also yeah

stop letting him make the op with his retarded fixation image
delete him
he spreads his filthy poo all over the board don't let him bring it here

>>213926566
If you want the best possible raid performance you should not purify your Kyogre. I want to make that clear.

But I care about maximising value of a pokemon per stardust spent and I care equally about PVP and raiding.

Kyogre is a strong masters league pokemon that is available to people who can't raid. They can get the same performance from purifying Kyogre as they can from a shadow kyogre at a fraction of the cost.

I AM REALITY

currently I am trying to get metagross candy, but I dont have a good one of that Pokemon yet. there was a scatterbug in the gym at some point last week but I got kicked out

>>213926588
hmm OK. I probably want to raid - and mega evo gyarados will boost that when I get that raid finally
im using kyogre in ultra league (mid) and winning a lot
when you purify a Pokemon it does make it all cheaper. you also get a little boost in IVs but I wasnt sure if that was worth - maybe when I get another!

>>213926462
I've been saying this for years

I would taste her excrement.

I said something before that I mentioned I hoped you were here to read it too

>>213926619
A L30 Shadow Kyogre has a 11% higher DPS than a L40 non-shadow. A L25 Shadow has the same DPS as a L40 non-shadow. L25 shadow is significantly cheaper than a L40+ non-shadow. (83,534 vs. 194,600).

>>213926657
it just kind of sucks when you have two Pokemon, and one is normal (with great IVs), and the other is shadow with medium IVs, the shadow one is better but it takes long to get another shadow Pokemon
you have 10M stardust so youre doing it right obviously, but the gyms (spamming berries) is insane stardust

>>213926685
Was just saying this down the pub.

>>213926657
even though I use the shadow version (like my machamp)

>>213926702
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>>213926710
Bit early you cunt

>>213926551
post bidoofs if any. if you dare

my shadow kyogre is level 21-25 (real)

hi kidfs

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fpokemongo%2Fcomments%2F1mhtwzb%2Fafter_9_years_collected_100000000_stardust%2F%3Ftl%3Dit

>>213926849
caught me

I just wanted to entertain you tobes, is that really such a crime?

https://preview. redd it/

after-9-years-collected-100-000-000-stardust-v0-5hg5yyl2y3hf1.png?width=1344&auto=webp&s=71d149348e5c46dd50643b5b0dc3092fc585efb8
OK, if it isnt him, then I will just say that I think its sus how these people have scatterbug candies. 1M stardust costs like $5 - is this how they provide it? I could do that. I know the animation cancels for catching AND recieving gifts

(I mean pinning your own postcards to farm the encounters, to get stardust - probably somewhere (spoofing) with the weather boost for stardust)

>>213926873
itst tOK

Got the gf some roses
We went shopping at the dollar general
Then we made some pasta together
Then we had sex twice
Then we watched the original sam riami spider man movies