Thread 213925216

It's 5am in Israel. I'm Jewish. AMA

>>213925216 (OP)
Why ya gotta starve them kids, brah?

>>213925216 (OP)
What's the most traumatic thing you've ever seen?

>>213925238
We're not, next question

>>213925216 (OP)
What's it like out in the Negev?

Have you sucked off a babies foreskin?

>>213925248
Why do you lie about it?

>>213925216 (OP)
Can you guys stop eating kids and like maybe chill.

>>213925248
Are you friends with the rabbi who sucked your dick when you were circumcised

>>213925216 (OP)
how many children have you killed?

>>213925216 (OP)
Can you post a pic of your nose and hairline?

>>213925216 (OP)
Mizrahi Jews are the real natives to the region. Why do ashkanazi and Sephardic Jews want in?

>>213925216 (OP)
Why are jews so bad at video games?

>>213925216 (OP)
What is it like being part of a genocidal death cult ?

>>213925216 (OP)
are you circumcised?

>>213925216 (OP)
What’s the benefit of circumcising that Goys don’t know

>>213925216 (OP)
Yo can you please get me a job in banking? The banking job was promised to me 3000 years ago

>>213925285
>Mizrahi Jews are the real natives to the region
the majority them are from other arab countries and many (yemenis etc) are from converted arab tribes that have zero relation to ancient israelites

>>213925216 (OP)
Why don’t Jews take revenge on Germans instead of Palestinians? They did no wrong and are full blooded semites that never left

good morning, filthy goyim

>>213925242
I'm not answering that because you would make fun of it and then I would feel bad
>>213925252
I live in Ashdod
>>213925258
Nope
>>213925259
It's not a lie
>>213925267
I was circumcised in a hospital by a doctor. There was no rabbi. Anf what you're describing only exists in a few ultra-orthodox circles and is not common at all (the sucking)

>>213925336
Still more native to the region then these European Jews that are allergic to native olive trees
Arabs and Jews are both Abraham’s kids

>>213925384
>Ashdod
How is the smell and the air? The refinery and the port are a dirty businesses.

>>213925216 (OP)
how do normie israelis feel about the rise of antisemitism online?

why are you being so tolerant to terrorists such as hamas and hezbollah, instead of exterminating them for once?

>>213925336
>have zero relation to ancient israelites
Neither do ashkanazis. They're just Roman converts. The closest relatives to the ancient Canaanites are ironically, the Palestinians.

>>213925216 (OP)
How does this image make you feel?

>>213925216 (OP)
What do you think of the silent Holocaust in the west. Do you count the mixed kids as your own

Also why does your country give safe haven to sex offenders

Also why allow gay in holy land? Is it not kosher

>>213925384
>It's not a lie
It is, but if we treat it like a hypothetical, would you think starving the kids is wrong and if it were true it should be stopped?

>>213925291
what makes you say that? the #1 team in the world in cs2 has an israeli and there's some others in high level cs

>>213925467
Just played a match with two israelis and they both have zero situational awareness and kept getting more and more upset at the situation instead of themselves when they kept dying.

>>213925285
All Jewish groups, including Ashkenazi, Sephardi and Mizrahi, share a common Middle Eastern ancestry. Ashkenazi show European DNA due to racemixing, but that doesn't change the fact that Jews are historically and genetically from the Levant
>>213925306
Yes, I was after birth

>>213925490
that describes russians too

>>213925216 (OP)
Should workers work until the day they die?

>>213925320
There are a few small health benefits, mostly hygiene and lower infection risks, but that's about it. You're not missing out on anything desu. Me however...
>>213925322
Congrats, you’re the chosen one of history, please bring proof from King Hammurabi

>>213925216 (OP)
Do you believe jewish lives are worth more than non jewish lives?

Why arent you sleeping?

>>213925366
Germans are not actively terrorizing us right now
>>213925404
Most days the air is fine, just the normal city smell, but when the wind blows from the port or the refinery you can definitely smell fuel and it gets worse. There are sometimes incidents with strong smells or dust, so people with breathing problems stay inside then

I unwashed my penis for 3 days, A combination of 40c degree sweat, 5 doses of wiped cum and glued remains of toiled paper is making sure at my presence, a statement has been made.

>>213925415
They don't like it, but everyone knows that you can't really change anything
>>213925450
I want to eat bagels
>>213925551
No, I don't think so
>>213925566
I'm a bit ill today and weren't able to fall asleep due to it

>>213925673
Thank you for this

>>213925216 (OP)
Would you like a pair of shoes?

>>213925499
But they are too white now. It’s like a bunch of white huts with 1/64 Cherokee going around killing natives .
You’re barely Semitic now
>>213925594
But they are the reason you got fucked up. Palestinians are resisting white supremacy essentially
You’re doing hitlers job like a golem
You’re nazi jrs

>>213925216 (OP)
Why does this make me think of Drake

>>213925547
No I’m cut too
I just needed a cope :(

Invented the semi conductor

Do you work at Intel Israel?

>>213925803
Sorry leafbro, I do wonder what it's like to have foreskin myself so I can't exactly help you

>>213925216 (OP)
Would you ever date a Palestinian girl? How do you think your family would react to it?

>>213925839
Ya botched doesn’t help either.
>>213925858
Wondered this too? Heard Jewish women can’t marry out

>>213925785
>You're barely Semetic now
Semitic is mainly a language and cultural label (Hebrew, Aramaic, Arabic are Semitic languages). Skin color or how someone looks today does not decide whether their people have Semitic roots. That is a category mistake. And like I said before, all Jewish groups share a real Middle Eastern component in their DNA. That means all Jewish communities trace part of their roots back to the Levant, even if they also mixed with locals where they lived later. And we're not doing a genocide.

>>213925216 (OP)
what the women like in israel ? I'll be willing to stop being anti semetic if it meant big milker jewish gf

>>213925951
like every other woman in the western world

>>213925858
Probably not, sounds way too complicated and my family wouldn't be happy either with me marrying a non-jew

>>213925216 (OP)
Chew on my foreskin

>>213925216 (OP)
How can I get Jewish gf

>>213926014
are you allowed to be friends with non jews?

>>213926054
Are you genuine right now? Yes ofc

>>213925216 (OP)
If you dont believe Israel is starving the Palestinians, do you believe it would be wrong to do so?
And do you believe it should be prevented?

>>213926067
I heard some families and communities are strict about that.

>>213926014
>Probably not
What if she's really hot?
>my family wouldn't be happy either with me marrying a non-jew
I thought Israelis were more liberal

>>213925949
Skin color or how someone looks today does not decide whether their people have Semitic roots.

Yes it does. This just one drop rule and larping. Those Palestinians can convert to Judaism and have more claim to the land than the zionists.
If it’s not a genocide it’s definitely worse than the holocaust.
Israel even treats the ethopian and Indian Jews like shit

>>213926046
Notice no one asks this but I’m curious
Are Jews allowed to marry goys in israel

>>213925216 (OP)
Are you secular or religious?

>>213926089
I'm secular so not that strict
>>213926093
Israelis are pretty liberal, but many families still worry about how children will be raised and whether the Rabbinate will recognize them as Jewish if the mother is not Jewish. It is usually easier for a Jewish woman to marry a non-Jewish man than the other way around, because Jewish status follows the mother. I could probably marry a Palestinian woman if I really wanted to, but it would be complicated and I would need my family’s approval. Also, my kids might not be recognized as Jewish, which could complicate their lives a bit here in Israel

>>213925216 (OP)
So are you guys going to use Asia as your new hosts? And what is the timeline for the transition to Asia?

And what are you going to do about the Asian population becoming aware of the Jewish Question, the way you guys spread your 'values' and how deep inside you're racist to everyone as you see us all as goyim? (see >>213926130)

>>213926149
No, the Rabbinate won’t marry a Jew to a non-Jew in Israel, most couples either marry abroad and register the marriage, or one partner converts

>>213926208
>easier for a Jewish woman to marry a non-Jewish man than the other way around, because Jewish status follows the mother
This is so unbelievably cucked desu

>>213926250
You're so unbelievably brainwashed it's just annoying

>>213926310
You didn't answer
>>213926085
>>213925454

>>213926346
Because it's a retarded question in bad faith. Of course it would be bad, if it actually happened, which it's not

Schnitzel b'pita or b'challah?

when was the last time you gooned?

>>213926414
Pita for sure. it’s portable, so you can eat it walking home from work or after a night out and it holds the sauce without going mushy. Also, it’s cheap and everywhere

>>213926429
Friday night

>>213925216 (OP)
What is the circumference of your hat?

>>213926402
So you agree that starving Palestinians is a bad thing.
And do you believe bad things should be stopped? Even more importantly, do you believe bad things should be prevented when possible?
It is not bad faith, it is to go through the model you hold in your head that does not match reality, you still need to interact accurately with reality, so there is a place where inconsistencies reveal to you and you can chose to face that or persist in the inconsistency.

>>213926485
what did you goon to ?

>>213926310
Answer the question and get it over with.

>>213926250
Nigga wtf you on about
>>213926258
Well they got raped a lot . So maternal line was the way to go

>>213925216 (OP)
How old are you? Are you rich? Are you a virgin? How long have you been on /int/ and 4chan as a whole?

>>213925216 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuSSlFZ8cfA

What's your opinion on this masterpiece about Israel?

>>213925216 (OP)
How religious are you?

>>213926587
Some weird hentai, I don't even remember
>>213926595
>How old are you?
22
>Are you rich?
No, but I'm not poor either
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>How long have you been on /int/ and 4chan as a whole?
Since I'm 19 or so, I checked out /pol/, because I wanted to see what they're saying about us Jews. I eventually went to other boards

>>213926687
So you agree that starving Palestinians is a bad thing.
And do you believe bad things should be stopped?
Even more importantly, do you believe bad things should be prevented when possible?

>>213925216 (OP)
what's your favorite ice cream?

>>213926708
bro they don't see Palestinians as people so he isn't going to be honest.

>>213926628
10/10 absolute banger

>>213926731
Lemon

>>213926746
Well, right now he said starving them would be bad, but he hasnt been clear if its bad like starving people, or bad like starving sheep. We cant assume.

>>213926748
FUCKING LOL. I didn't expect that. That shit was a meme for years on end, and with the war, many came back to it.

>>213926746
I still see them as human, but many spread blatant lies about us and that makes it hard to feel sorry for them. I wish there were more honest dialogue instead of smears and violence.

>>213926258
Judaism is the most feminist religion that’s why I respect it even though I’m Muslim

>>213926806
Memes and jokes aside I really hope both sides can find some understanding and move on.

>>213926781
It looked funny, so I looked up the lyrics translation and decided it's great. I especially like this line
>Come closer to Latin America, Israel!
>¡Acércate a Latinoamérica, Israel!
I'm clearly being invited to fuck many women in Latin America. Amazing

>>213925216 (OP)
When was the last time you went outside and to do what?

>>213926806
So you agree that starving Palestinians is a bad thing.
And do you believe bad things should be stopped?
Even more importantly, do you believe bad things should be prevented when possible?
Do you believe the sniper here did anything wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq0YuTzjN9U

>>213926870
You are Mexican bro why do you even care about Palestinians?

>>213926851
KEK, you can do it.

We are not racist; there are several Jewish communities here.

>>213926828
Sadly, it will be even more difficult now, and most Palestinian supporters in the West and Latin America are actually doing the opposite of helping. Normie Israelis increasingly want to isolate themselves from the world now, which makes dialogue worse than before. And it’s not like Palestine would ever start the conversation; it has always been the Israeli side. So yeah, it's fucking over lol

>>213925216 (OP)
what time is it in israel?

>>213926485
damn i must have gooned like 8 times since Friday night. I need help

>>213926933
I'm packing my things tonight! But fr, Latin America seems to have the hottest women, especially in Brazil

איזה עדה אתה?

>>213926961
To be fair I'm a little ill since Saturday, so I don't feel much like jerking off. I usually rub one out once a day. So don't worry about it
>>213926958
7am

>>213926768
not bad, that's my dad's favorite

>>213926981
אני אשכנזי. ואתה?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Ahyy6_aS8
why do you guys stomp on old palestinian ladies pallets?

>>213926932
I initially didn't care particularly, it was after dealing with Israelis online that would not be honest about what they do and are, denying things a blind man could see. I just digged deeper and what was evidently in plain sight was simply confirmed. Israelis are very annoying and insulting too, very rabid people.
Is also like why people watch serial killers documentaries and not victim documentaries, the victim could be anyone, is the mental outlier, the Israeli who is fascinating.

>>213926990
Why do you live in the same timezone?

>>213925216 (OP)
I hope all of you damn rats die in a nuclear holocaust.

>>213927048
Idk

>>213927029
גם אני אשכנזי. זה אותו דבר עם כל שאר יהודי אמריקה

>>213925216 (OP)
Good morning
Do you love italy?

>>213927048
>>213927078
Great minds think alike. You should be asking why the rest of the world doesn't get in line and adjust their times

Why do you murder children

>>213925216 (OP)
מה אתה רוצה

What up bro, I'm from Iran. I hope you well and for your familly <3

when will the jews start WW3 with samson option?

>>213926806
>but many spread blatant lies about us
What blatant lies?
>and that makes it hard to feel sorry for them
Sorry for what? If they didnt spread lies, what would you feel sorry about?

thoughts on whites, blacks, asians, and jeets?

>>213925216 (OP)
How's the Israeli-Romanian community like over there

>>213926208
>Also, my kids might not be recognized as Jewish, which could complicate their lives a bit here in Israel
Ah yes the totally not-apartheid state

>>213928630
fucking kek

>>213925216 (OP)
Best city to move to for a few months?

Ideally not a massive party city, but one a bit more chill where I can still meet a lot of people. I'd kinda like it if not everyone I met was a massive nympho degen.

>Early 30s M
>Solopreneur
>Fit

>>213926346
Ah, the retarded islam simp posting from a mexiflag

>>213925216 (OP)
how are you doing anon

>>213928630
>doesn't know about Lebanon
If I had had kids with a Lebanese girl, they would never have been recognized by Lebanon kek

>>213926806
>I still see them as human
That's your problem and what I don't understand about israelis - 'slimes are vermin.

>>213928025
Damn israelis have got me edging for two years for TMD and still haven't finished the job!