Thread 213926702

Muhammad Ali edition

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y19I_pYQWeU

>>213926702 (OP)
not /brit/ culture
fuck off

my shadow kyogre is level 26-30.5

>>213926718
true

HI KIDS

Probably the toughest lad in this thread

gonna skip gymtoil today for the simple and pure reason that i can't be arsed

>>213926830
you're going to the gym
get off your arse you puny incel freak

just found out the dutch eat fairy bread for breakfast
what are they like

does that lad walk around at night playing pokemon go? creepy af ngl

DYING for like a cookie or something like that, big slightly crunchy peanut butter or chocolate chip cookie. Do you understand?

>>213926805
not something to brag about matey. peak runt hour. i myself am a cretinous little weasel of a man

>>213926905
just gorged on some coconut custard creams myself

CORRR

>>213926874
imagine to look out your window at 3am and you see a fat 29 year old man in your garden captuing a pokemon kek

>>213926920
People are awakening

>>213926920
fucking racist cunt hope a Paki bro teaches her a good lesson

>>213926919
Mirin.... but honestly? I hate coconut. First of all, I'm not going to open that. Second of all? The texture.

heyheyhey

I’m feeling blackpilled.
I’m feeling furious.
I’m feeling blackpilled and furious.

>>213926999
hm good post rorke

government left it too late on the mass internet surveillance, there's simply too many rorkes and they're younger than ever
wonder what they're gonna do about it, don't see how they can change it

>>213926945
to what? fake demoralization content?

me? defeated the leader practise battles 310 times. team rocket 393 times

I need her to suck me off.

hm normal post emmayank

BTW they wouldnt still love me if I had one leg

Black like Noah

Got the gf some roses
We went shopping at the dollar tree
Then we made some pasta together
Then we had sex twice
Then we watched the original sam riami spider man movies

Guys look at this really cool picture I just found

>>213926718
um did you not watch the youtube short ?

milk truck arrive

actually have a lot of leftypol beliefs but unless you want your country to resemble a congolese bazaar they call you a chud

some more British culture...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CbcXB4jY_g4

Remember when you could go shopping without hearing someone screeching about Palestine...

>>213927101
Being on the left in the "west" just means wanting unlimited africans and asians sadly

>>213927133
unironically true
the left sacrificed itself on the altar of mass migration and will never recover

>>213926845
i'm a lean mean 95kg of pure racism my friend

>>213927133
This is fucked up but true

Dancing Israelis

yeah its nuts how they exist to end the world and all of the left are their brainwashed followers (of the antichrist)

Pussy purple

https://youtu.be/s-ECUz0V_0o?t=41

10 incense, 2 lucky egg(!), 2 star piece, FIVE (5) poffin - 650 Pokecoins in the shop right now for 48% off

or £9.99 (999 Pokecoins) for 15 premium raid passes, which normally would cost £10 for 10 bought individually, and you get a lure module + 3 siler pinaps. thats almost 15 kyogres! or Ho-Oh

>>213927193
>White pupils are the least likely group to get into a top university for the third year running, analysis suggests.

Official data from the Department for Education (DfE) shows only 11.7 per cent of white pupils are attending the highest-ranking third of universities by age 19.

Getting maccies

only 1/10 people in the TOP universities irregardless of the browns and whatnot

>>213927090
next time make a webm

when did I even start posting

>>213927193
affirmative action?
here Brahmins have to score more than 90% while Dalits have to score less than 50% for same things

heheh

Didn't even know I had this saved

hope to own 4 properties by 40 that's the retirement plan as it were

>>213927115
theres a genocide going on there...

a cat will do fine... although I was hoping it woudve was been HIS cat!

Imagine Emma Watson with a bad case of diarrhea, I’d lap it up like water from a bubbler.

>>213927288
alri puer aeternus andrew tate watching ass nigga

>>213927115
That'll be the Irish diaspora

of course it cant be

>>213927329
andrew tate didn't invent being a landGOD lad

im more powerful than the nigel thinktank spambots

Dread to think what would happen if I didn't pick my nose multiple times a day

mental how kino the wire is

hire me if you are Nigel Farage

gfberg has almost no social media presence and yet takes loads of selfies, she says she likes her privacy and yet is compelled to photograph herself on a near daily basis, i don't understand it lads, are all women like this?

job

>>213927421
>a woman’s action contradicts what she says?
>more at 11

>>213927421
what's the issue exactly? it's normal to take photos and share them with friends

Me? Never been a hypocrite always stick to what l say no matter what

>>213927382
well? go on then, do a pushup

you can value your privacy and take photos of yourself that you don't post online

it's not contradictory or hypocritical

I can do a pushup, rorke

>>213927215
christ alive she needs penis correction

absolute state

no work for me today

I've got my bum out.

>>213927421
Women are generally more interested in the internal world.
Meaning themselves.

its actually like embarassing how much people are obsessed with palestine

jesus christ

why are people obsessed with this banal shidd

lot of blasphemy

can you, or do you just 'feel like' you can. typical libtard bleeding heart nonsense

>>213927480
like i said, sans social media presence so the vast majority of her selfies go unshared except for with me and maybe a few others, and even then there's a vast treasure trove of selfies on her phone she's never showed anyone

how often do y'all drink tea? I'm trying to get into this tea thing for the health benefits but I figured I'd ask a brit first o algo

based
capitalists crying into their cornflakes

cow tools

>>213927536
are we dating same woman?>>213927541

took over 6 hours but eat shit reddit

enjoying how socially acceptable racism against indians and jews is becoming lately, the negros still seem to be holding strong thougheverbeit

>>213927540
ME? I DRANK TEA 10 TIMES. EARL GRAY MY NIGGA AH AH AH

>>213927573
me?

prefer lady grey

plug from bash street sex arse

had a beef sausage and it was shite genuinely what are aussies thinking

>>213927536
right, she's sharing them with friends and family and she's just having fun. probably wants to remember certain outfits or moments of they day

>>213927561
getting anxiety at your battery

>>213927597
dw im next to a plug socket

her day, not they

>>213927525
Yeah right they've been complaining about this genocide for like 11 months

>>213927541
>negotiations led by 18-25 year olds
sure that's going to work out well then

likw why is israel even a country

just mindbogglin

little gay canadian fella

>>213927645
why is England?

>>213927645
since the holocaust never happened, one has to wonder what hitler was going to do with the jews after the war, would he have created his own israel?

he wanted America to take them (as they did after the war0

hmm
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g3yBkjDcN5E

cheeky 30m of shuteye and then ill walk into town to try get some raids for the dog sword legendary :)
I already have the sword

any nightwalkers in?

>>213927804
beautiful photo. unironically it weirdly reminds me of bluey

>>213927824
well it's a photo of brisbane which is where bluey is produced (i think)

>>213927804
Very not-grim

>>213927843
oh that's funny and would make sense. it's the hills and style of the houses

>>213927880
beautiful sky

never seen snowfall in my life, closest i've come is big fuck off hailstones the size of tennis balls

>>213927946
snow is all wet and cold

>>213927946
then what's up with the slanted roof?

>>213927804
ugly

>>213927955
are slanted roofs not normal in pajeet countries?

>>213927955
water drainage, more energy efficient, aesthetics

>>213927804
peng. Morning walks are nicer imo since you can watch the world come to life

>>213927973
not where I live
maybe in areas where it snows and rains too much
we enjoy a flat roof and spend the winters there lying in the sun
>>213928000
just dig holes and put in pipes

>>213928049
big cat

>>213928003
i prefer to walk around in the early evening with my hood up so people turn to avoid me just in case i'm a mugger, i'd imagine you don't even need a hoodie though since you've got black skin

>>213928009
the roofs already have eavestroughes and drainage pipes

Bought a couple of those Farage football shirts for me and my dad

>>213928049
Omg watch out young lady!

>>213928074
I'm a girl though so it evens out.

I imagine a 1 AM pizza slice hits different. Seems to be what people do in the big city. All we got is Little Caesar's and it's out at 10 pm.

>>213928156
finally trooned out jeff? sorry i didn't know

i'm awake
poured myself a grapefruit juice

Good morning to my fellow National Socialists

>>213928263
good afterNACHTEN

>>213928305
Thoughts on Thomas Sewell and Joel Davis?

>>213928344
i'm subscribed to their newsletter, they sent out an email invitation to an event they were holding recently, and i considered attending, but didn't because i couldn't be arsed

>>213928049
miku

I have 3 different PHDs in economics. I think I know more than some youtuber names Gary

>>213928504
for me it's supporting foetus murder and also hating trannies (and women)

right quick shit then I'm off to Lidl

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Everyone under the age of 30 just looks like a larger grown up child

You can point to a bunch of specifics like weathered skin. Maybe testosterone. It goes beyond that though.
We need to confront something. I don't know what it is.

>>213928504
for me it's supporting abortion and puberty blockers for non-whites only

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Good morning to my fellow shaggers in /brit/

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>>213928595
>I don't know what it is.
well that's VERY helpful..... NOT

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>213928595
max verstappoid looks like a child because he was abused by his father from a young age

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

you know what lads l've been thinking about it and decided l dont recognise the government in Taiwan as legitimate and dont see the need to offer them any security guarantees at all

verstappen is raising another man's kid LOL

Who up fiddling on they roof

>>213928720
>security guarantee
if there was a war tomorrow the UK couldnt even guarantee its own safety - theres no money left
what would they fight with, a couple of paperclips left at the bottom of the drawer at the MoD?

doctor doctor, gimme the news, i got a bad case of eating poo

I dress like a could go on MoTD or Sky Sports at any moment

>>213928772
fiddling you say?

>>213928720
t. zhang

>>213928782
my mates brother has a shotgun actually

>>213928815
you are gay

>go to some shithole south east asian country
>drink "free" shots from jungle chinks
>go blind meanwhile others die

I hate these preppy cunts who go on these backpack tours to shitholes is ibiza not good enough for you?

>>213928377
Lazy cunt

>>213928720
Same
China is NatSoc, Taiwan is globohomo

eat your gruel and live in the squalor -i mean, eat your overnight-oats and live in the studio apartment!

I just learned about Amber Deen
Kino

waiting for downstairs neighbourberg to go to work so I can start blasting Creedence

wammin in the office complaining the AC is too cold
yeah thats what you get for wearing short skirts and thongs to the office

>>213928996
get a job

>>213928996
CCR?

Can't wait for my new phone charger to come in the mail tomorrow, I hope it's not late. This one is magnetic because I feel they charge faster than the insert chargers. I feel as though the insert drivers are the floppy discs of the late 2020s early 2030s. Yeah we'll wait and see pal. See who's laughing then.

>>213929020
it's my day off

>>213929025
....yh

>>213929099
ccr is pretty based ngl

>>213929018
cor

>>213929143
>>213929143

>>213928504
But I don't use 'women's rights' as an excuse. I just think trannies are grotesque freaks and we should be doing everything possible to discourage this borderline paedophilic behaviour. Hope that clears things up x

>>213929155
>>213929143

hes dead jeremy... he died

Lord Miles has embraced William Luther Pierce!

>>213929172
holy based

spamming/flooding

>>213929215
horrible creature
dont liek it

>>213929218
come on, that's a belly you want to rub:3

another week of this shit

>>213929238
chin up lad

Been watching this and honestly it was boring me out of my brain - well, was. Now I've just watched episode 17 and 18 though

wish i has a lezzer with a fit gf

>>213929256
are these special episodes?

>>213929256
Don't forget to watch EoE after the series

>>213929262
yea thats two uggos

>>213929272
>lily rose depp
>uggo
right

I need to smell her gaseous aroma.

hearing rumours that yanks call coriander cilantro

>>213929282
are we looking at the same picture?

>>213929292
You lot call eggplants aubergines or some such.

huge grow tent just appeared in a neighbour’s garden. wonder what they’re growing

just read a really yank sentence

>>213929313
the correct word
you call handegg football

this true?

>>213929313
yeah well they're not eggs are they

>>213929265
Yeah there's a payoff, change of tone and emotional impact to it

>>213929268
Shall do

americans also call courgettes zucchinis

don't know enough about veggies to banter americans about them

'Skibidi' and 'tradwife' among words added to Cambridge Dictionary

my dream job would be shagger of oriental women

>>213929342
you should watch sing yesterday to me someday

>>213929381
australians call peppers capsicums

>>213929381
Americans don’t know any veggies because we don’t eat any. Vegetables are commie nonsense.

americans call cornflour cornstarch

>>213929418
what about pizza? isn't that considered a vegetable by americans?

>>213929448
need them up my arse and in my mouth

>>213929466
to be fair we got corn from them

>>213929467
That’s the sole exception, and lettuce on a hamburger.

gaslit catberg this morning

>>213929506
is this the nonchalant gimmick i've heard so much about

today's pollen

>>213929526
humex nasal spray, try it

god what I'd do to slit a Karen's throat

>>213929539
grow up

>>213929539
calm down, ahmed

pollen is like flower cum isn't it

>>213929583
*cums on your car*

how do the trees and plants know it's a warm spell and thus safe to deploy their pollen though?

how does a plant differentiate between a warm day with a huge raincloud 10 minutes away ready to wash down every spec of pollen and a warm day that is going to be followed by 2-3 more warm days?

needs investigating

I don't mean to alarm you lads but the vast majority of blacks, pajeets and mudslimes won't be offended by the British flags flying about.

>>213929506
didn't give a single fuck

>>213929607
the jews don't want us to have that knowledge

>>213929607
>needs investigating
yea it does
it has
bunch of people made it their proefession

>>213929594
Stupid French twat.

>>213929607
you dont have the clearance for that information

>10/10 filipina girl
would you?

bank holiday next monday then

>>213929664
would i what

stupid french toast

>>213929672
those bankers deserve it for all their hard work

>>213929672
its today mate

Going to North Korea

Next up in celebrity deaths:
Clint Eastwood
D**k Van D*ke
Ron Jeremy
Phil Collins

>>213929412
I will look in to it

the Gene Hackman and wife deaths incident

now there's a memoryholing if ever there was one

>>213929729
turbo gay
but the right kind

steve blackman

>>213929716
not phil collin

ken shamrock

>>213929643
>twat
yanks shouldn't use that word

>>213929821
Phil Collins with an S at the end.

Phil Collen is the guitarist for Def Leppard.

phil colin he make genesi

Another two shots of olive oil and spoon of honey to get rid of this chesty cough

>>213929760
the dog died too

>>213929672
Yeah and I've got to spend it with my boomer parents ffs

if phil colin found a 20 note

what's a good use for this knife? what can i chop with it?

>>213929924
can chop my bollocks off if you like

>>213927804
more of a night stalker me

>>213929996
why are yanks like this

>>213929996
Where's the lie?

Any "cough syrup" you can buy in a shop contains zero active ingredients. It's sugary goo, that's it. No medicine. Originally cough syrups used to contain codeine (codeine linctus, they were called) because codeine is an antitussive. Still exists but is prescription only because people would buy it to get high on the codeine. But of course shops and brands still punt cough syrups and mongs buy them. They do fuck all.

Another funny one is nasal decongestants. They used to contain psuedoephedrine, which does actually work as a decongestant, but was eventually phased out because it's a subsituted amphetamine that can be abused on its own, or indeed used as a precursor for methamphetamine. Of course, big brands could just stop selling nasal decongestants no think of the stock holders. So instead they replaced the psuedoephedrine with phenylephrine, a compound which empirically has no effect on nasal decongestion but which sounds sort of similar when you say it out loud.

>>213930012
americans aren't scottish

black steveman

Anyone 2025

Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton, MBE HonFREng

>Godzilla destroys half of London
>starmer and the media: Godzilla destroyed London because of transgenders and Muslims!

new trim lads

might do a curry today but i don't have any onions in so that presents some problems

>>213930133
tbf Godzilla fights monstrosities

>>213930134
Cor

Making phone call now

>>213930134
what the dookie

>>213930169
onions are the base for all good curries

>>213930134
Never post my picture here again otherwise I'll finger your mum

>>213930225
indeed

sir kier starmer the queer harmer

anal porn

peter hitchens

>>213930320
>>213930320
>>213930320

listening to phil colin

>>213930313
more of a Christopher Hitchens guy