Thread 213931705

Israeli women protesting the far-right are threatening to sit and piss on their politicians’ faces. Is politics also this kinky iyc, or is it just us?

if my wife presented me her big ass as "protest", I think I know what to do.

>>213931705 (OP)
Wdym by far right?

>>213931705 (OP)
By far-right do they mean actual far-right or anyone not mentally ill left?

>>213931759
Ben-Gvir and Smotrich

They literally said nothing about pissing.
don't make shit up

>>213931705 (OP)
...threatening?

>>213931781
Can't you just let me have fun

>>213931738
Funniest most tongue-in-cheek German

>>213931777
How does the israeli far right differ from leftist israelis?

>>213931825
I have pisces mercury

>>213931879
They would actually flatten Gaza if they got the opportunity

>>213931879
right wing is poor, religious and stupid, often messianic. these are the people behind bibi netanyahu, it's all populism.
the left is liberal and diplomatic, basically like the west

>>213931975
Which is fucking stupid because if you’re actually serious about being a chud you should join the orthodox recluses that abstain from politics

>>213931975
>often messianic
Someone oughta inform them that their messiah's been there for a few thousand years

>>213932025
um so where is he?

>>213932096
Dead, You killed him, that's why the Holocaust happened. Punishment of God

>>213931705 (OP)
no its fairly vanilla here

>>213931975
>the left is liberal and diplomatic, basically like the west
Who exactly in the knesset? Mister?

>>213932121
then how could he be "there for a few thousand years" if we already killed him

>>213932096
>where is he?
Up there in heaven, watching every move unfold.

>>213932193
so he's like dead? guess he can't be the messiah then since if he came that also means end times are here

>>213932236
He has already been resurrected and taken up to heaven.
>if he came that also means end times are here
The “end times” have been here for 2000 years.

>>213932157
Great question, there's almost none left because brown and orthodox jews outbred everyone. this is why this country is going to shit

>>213931705 (OP)
Hawt and pretty wide ass ngl, WOULD

>>213932274
>He has already been resurrected
so we didn't really kill him? good to know
and i doesn't he come back from the heavens if he's been resurrected? sounds like a chickenshit to me

>>213931705 (OP)
Do they guilt fuck you for being arab ? Like can i just march there and be like ay yo pay up the reparations you yid bitch
t. half arab at most

>>213932015
Ultra-Orthodox have 2 major political parties that currently hold the coalition, and make sure that their base doesn’t have to be conscripted and keep getting gibs from the government, doing both of these things doesn’t sound really chuddy unless you one of pic related

>>213932121
White genocide ordained by Hashem to you because you didn’t send more Submarines to Israel. Punishment of G-d

>>213932363
No one guilt fucks ugos lil bro

>>213932363
No leftoids here care more about le balesneedians than the Mizrachim that had to live in tents and the periphery, my grandparents lived in a tent for a year and then were given a Commieblock apartment in Tiberias, pretty romantic place even though it’s still a shithole tbqh

>>213932376
What stops people from pretending to be orthodox for the gibs and military exemption?

>>213932401
but enough about your mom

>>213932333
A worldly kingdom has no glory compared to the heavenly one, so why would the messiah reign like a temporal king?
He came here to divinely reveal a new covenant to humanity, with a priesthood and a sacrifice.

>>213932474
Das rite my momma a virgin unlike your common whoa you call mom

>>213932459
rightfully so, you've been a demanding cancer cell since this place was established. getting shit for free and special conditions but still whining and blaming the system for being a failure

>>213932313
> there's almost none left
Aww. No target practice for insane right-wingers. The kids will do then. Yitzhak Rabin etc couldn't resist their mighty led arrows.

>>213932513
Very butuful hijab

>>213932515
No way you're a day over 16 years old

>>213932535
Arabs are not invetors of modesty. A modesty Mahound knew nothing about.

>>213932513
>the messiah must either reign spiritually in heaven or temporally on earth, but not both because.. um... ehm...
also seems like what you wrote contradicts the scriptures, no?
>The Messiah will "reign as king and deal wisely"
Jeremiah 23:5–6
>"The LORD will be king over all the earth"
Zechariah 14:9
and so forth

>>213932464
It’s hard to larp as an Ultra-Orthodox because it’s a very connected and insular society. In order to get gibs you need to belong in a Yeshiva, which is a school where they study Gmara/Talmud for 12 hours a day. People are being facetious when they call them lazy, since 12 hours of study + 2 cumulative hours of praying 3 times a day doesn’t leave much time to do anything else.
You can’t just buy the penguin clothes and curly sides and pretend to be one, you need to belong to a Yeshiva and have the official rabbinate vouch you as a Yeshiva goer

>>213932528
Kys ashkentoz, literally no one thinks about subcultures here anymore, everyone is blanda’d up to the core and the only thing people do is joke that you can’t eat spicy food lmao

>>213931777
Aren't these niggis quite based? I always see some awesome quotes from them on doing pest control

>>213932636
Do you really think that God would make the messiah rule as an immortal king over mortal humans as if providence would foresee humanity to be a kingdom akin to a marvel comic?
Rabbis' theology is just a reaction: "how can we make Jesus not be the messiah". Christian theology has a better idea of the messiah than rabbis: "How would the messiah rule over humanity in a more cosmic way than a marvel superhero?"

>>213932693
bs all of the likuds policies are based on antisemitic conspiratorial rhetoric straight from ww2 and it's all based on this inferiority complex.
>here
in the periphery right? we know it's a shithole

>>213932176
Wait until chuds go full circle and in their "memestinians were the original Jews" rhetoric they then have to say "memestinians killed Jesus".

>>213932528
>>213932693
Made a q in the previous Israeli AMA, can I get an answer:

Best city to move to for a few months?

Ideally not a massive party city, but one a bit more chill where I can still meet a lot of people. I'd kinda like it if not everyone I met was a massive nympho degen.

>Early 30s M
>Solopreneur
>Fit

>>213931705 (OP)
Conceptualise the musk.

>>213932737
rabbis quote from the actual scriptures; you quote from books written decades after the death of jesus. You know what, scratch that, there's no mention of that or the trinity or any other of that stuff in the gospels too, so you actually quote from opinions of other mortal dudes hundreds of years after the death of jesus

>>213932828
>know what, scratch that, there's no mention of that or the trinity or any other of that stuff in the gospels too
The messiahship of Jesus is all over the Old and New Testament. Any honest scholar has to admit that the Old Testament is firmly trinitarian.
>opinions of other mortal dudes hundreds of years after the death of jesus
most disciples wrote various books of the new testament and paul was a companion of an apostle of jesus

>>213931705 (OP)
Are they in favor of or against more carpet bombing of Gaza.
Or does this have nothing to do with it.

>>213931705 (OP)
Built for BWC.

>>213932901
any honest has to and would admit the old testament has a very strict monotheistic framework, consistently speaks of god in the singular and rejects any division of god’s unity. but i don't blame you because you probably have never even thoroughly read the OT in the first place

>>213931705 (OP)
It's impossible to suffer in IsrPAWGl.

>>213933012
the trinity is strictly monotheistic. the trinitarian god is undivided, the persons in the trinity only exist in the form of the relationship they hold to each other.
the old testament is also firmly trinitarian, as we can see with the encounter that Abraham had with the persons of the trinity in Genesis 18

>>213933058
>as we can see with the encounter that Abraham had with the persons of the trinity in Genesis 18
cool now post the verse from genesis 19:1, confirming the other two figures are angels

>>213932789
Either Haifa or one of Tel Aviv's satellites

>>213931705 (OP)
>piss on their politicians’ faces
I wish I was one of your politicians

>>213932789
Tel aviv is very expat friendly because people speak english there, there are english speaking meetups and are open minded but its degen, id say haifa is second place and more laid back but its mainly russian expats and not sure people speak english. the rest would be hard without hebrew afaik.

>>213933121
In Genesis 19:24 there is a IHVH on earth bringing fire and brimstone from IHVH in heaven. This means that there are two distinct persons identified as IHVH in the old testament.

>>213933229
it's literary repetition, not a distinction of divine persons, it emphasizes that god was both present with abraham and the source of judgment from heaven, it by no means implies two distinct gods or persons within god

>>213932789
Tel Aviv hands down, it is the most foreigner friendly city and you can live 100% with English only, also there are Spanish speakers as well there
You don’t have to interact with parties or bars if you don’t have to, plenty of outdoor, sport, and hobby activities to do that’s not focused around drinking

>>213933321
There is no doubt from Genesis 18 that there was God among those angels, in a physical form that was so tangible and real that you could touch and wash it and feel a human, and that it was capable of eating. Thus we see in the Old Testament that God was perfectly capable of incarnating as he did in the form of Jesus.
Why is it not a repetition? In Genesis 18:20-21 God says that he will go down now and see personally whether they have transgressed against him. in :22-26 the angels turned away from Abraham but Abraham still stood before the lord. :33 clarifies that it is IHVH personally in human form going to Sodom. The grammar of Genesis 19:24 makes it clear that there are two IHVHs, one on earth performing human activities and one in heaven from which the fire and brimstone came forth. In parallel in Amos 4:11 we read that ""I (God) overthrew some of you, as God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah [...]" says the Lord" and in Isaiah 13:17-19 we read that "I (God) will stir up the Medes against them [...], the beauty of Chaldeans' pride, will be as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah. This is perfectly in line with trinitarian theology and contrary to unitarian one. Here we see God the Word talking to Israel personally while it is the Father in Heaven casting judgement. It contradicts unitarian theology, because a hypothetical unitarian IHVH would have no need to consistently refer to the act of the IHVH in heaven as another person each time

>>213933221
Haifa is what I keep getting recommended, interesting.

I can handle some Russian (have a rusty B1) but unfortunately only just started with Hebrew.

Todah!

>>213935408
>live in haifa all my life
>barely encounter any tourists

>>213931705 (OP)
you don't suffer

>>213931705 (OP)
I wanna get sodomized by Jewish liberal women

>>213936907
You're muslim arab (previously swedish christian)

>>213931968
That would gave been the best solution. Now it's a shitshow and a cycle that is bound to repeat.

>>213938022
i love jews sir i am submissive goy

>>213931705 (OP)
Why are all feminists whores?

>>213931705 (OP)
>posting the edit.

>>213931705 (OP)
anal sex with left though

>>213931705 (OP)
all political action should involve women pissing