Thread 213934110

kiwi zone eidishion

>>213934110 (OP)
Rorke's physique subedish

>>213934110 (OP)
Great dish

love watching people cook so much

right lads who am i voting for

for me its the steak and cheese footlong with extra jalapenos

>>213934138
Spaki dogshit zinger

>>213933991
her eating chocolate with artificial sweetners with zero calories does nothing to dispute what I said

the point is that these women's mental illness won't allow them to eat foods that contain sugar because they are afraid of the calories. That's all there is to it. Any excuse on top of that is the drivel they tell to normal people to justify their behaviour. They want you to believe there is a medical reason they can't eat sugary processed foods, so they can remain immune from criticism for the real reason (them choosing not to).

My sister had an eating disorder and still sort of does. At christmas time when the box of Celebrations was going round she couldn't eat a full Malteser celebration. She'd take one from the tub to try to prove she didn't have anorexia then she'd nibble it for 30 minutes and put the remaining half aside "for later" thinking she was putting on a convincing act

If you had a siamese twin would you share one computer or would you each have your own

>>213934170
Sir Adolf Hitler

>>213934183
Shut up you stupid cunt.

>>213934126
maybe it’s not thing in ausland but here a pad thai is peng

can't believe there was a "british" cuck in the last thread BEGGING for attention from me. i know you'll read this post regardless if you post or not because you're a good lil bitch
stay seething runt

>>213934188
i would kill myself 2bh

>>213934214
based runt cage rattler

fucking hell forgot to say good morning to vinnie

>>213934205
Damn now I want pad thai

>Expect smaller broccoli if heatwave continues, farmers warn
you fucking what? not the broccoli

>>213934242
Omg hiiii!!!!!

>>213934181
Tub of lard

Poo Bradley

>>213934205
Green curry and Pad Thai are both dog shit, could not name a more overrated cuisine than Thai food

me? spend half the work day asleep, spend another couple of hours finding the motivation to do something, do an hour's worth of work, then call it a day. neet-wagie hybrid kind of shit im on x

mum used to yell at me to finish all the food on my plate growing up

would be sat there at the dinner table in tears finishing my meal. Was child abuse really.

>>213934270
yeah?

Lisa Ann Sex Arse!! (Before she became weird and thin)

name one good thing that ever came from sw*den, i'll wait

Played any good games lately, /brit/? I've been playing Dark Souls 3 lately. The game has always been a bit tainted for me because I was going through a horrible breakup at the time it was released.

the poo seal bradley was a screamer to be fair

one of those where you're kicking yourself for not having thought of it first. And then the execution was so clean and well done too, there was nothing to improve upon. Just a fantastic contribution all round.

>>213934295
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_inventions
quite the lot of them here mate

>>213934295
PEWDIEPIE
*brofist*

not a single person I went to school with has an aesthetically pleasing instagram account. they either don't have one, don't keep it up to date or fill it with heavily filtered/edited selfies. none of them post bohemian lana del rey type stuff or even glamorous sugarbaby type stuff

after leaving /brit/ for a few days and coming back seeing people argue with personalities i see how fucking pathetic the whole thing is

>>213934282
no cap

>>213934318
all based off of English pioneering
cope

>>213934274
Dadberg did this (once) and I ended up vomming all over the plate.

>>213934335
alri
>>213934341
yeah?

>>213934335
corr imagine her arse crack

>>213934314
For a quick hours fun, Chivalry 2. Nothing better after a work day, besides sex.

Might just filter New Zealand

right I've placed my order for my M&S shoes and tie so that's one thing done

now all that's left to do is phone the dentist to make my appointment for a check-up and that's my 2 things for the day all done, a productive day. I can't phone them now though as they'll be on lunch so I'll phone later this afternoon

>>213934318
phone poster go back

>>213934341
using that logic nothing is a true unique invention as they're based off previous pioneering

>>213934292
Dire gimmick

>>213934216
but wouldn't that be murder?

>>213934359
>>213934335
Forger her arse, you fool. IMAGINE how sweaty and stinky those feet must be.

Don't cry for me

>>213934368
High probability it’s spaki
You can tell by the spaki dogshit zingery nature of the posts

>>213934374
lunch break toil, so fitting in a cheeky post or two

Some important context for my posts is that I cry most days.

>>213934368
better bloody not mate

need a gf. hate women. many such cases

>>213934334
It has gotten markedly worse over the last week or so

>>213934407
Hey you're Swedish! What gives? >:(

Miss all the hers, every last one of them. Every darling woman that I connected with, and laid my hands upon. If only I could have married them all.

activeee

>>213934334
yeah but you'll keep posting here

>>213934138
How come the 3XL is already sold out?

>>213934429
yes, born and based in sweden indeed

Banga! goes another kanga
On the bonnet of me van-uh
Many an Aborigine’s mistaken for a tree
‘Til you hear him on the motorway
The tree begin to breathe

>>213934432
This is what I imagine Spaino looks like

>>213934436
I bought them all to own rorke

>>213934448
FOSYEG

gonna start calling myself neurodivergent

Fucking wish photoshop worked on Linux. Eat my hairy pooey arse, Adobe.

>>213934335
I suspect women don't get that being sweaty is attractive.

Obviously not if they're fat but if they're thin / normal / in good shape then it's very hot. Your mind is thinking "that's what she'd look like during sex".

>>213934335
so this is pangpang

You know what I reckon Rolf Harris was innocent

sweaty armpits

*the ghost of mihai floats through the thread*

Mousey doing cute little snoozes right now :P

>>213934467
this but games on mac, don’t want to pay for some service nor install some virtual computer just to enjoy som casual tf2

>>213934467
just use gimp, you gimp

>>213934467
I am considering buying a Mac for this reason

right I'm off to bed
here's a second webm of her

>>213934467
take the macpill

UNIX, everything works on it, updates supported for 10+ years. It's Linux for people who value their time.

>>213934527
sweaty sex

>>213934473
God yes. Miss how my ex smelled when she hadn't worn deoderant

>>213934517
I do but it's just not the same la

>>213934527
night mate

>>213934545
this but pretty sure the newer models have a US government backdoor (but windows probably does too)

>>213934517
Gimp sucks

it is a travesty that there are zero women pishing in my mouth right now

4 hours until toil is over, can't wait

>>213934589
I finish in 2 and a half hours, will then be getting a couple of pints in.

>>213934545
I'm reluctant to use an ARM CPU on a laptop. Seems like a meme. X86 or nuffin. Simple as.
luv me backwards compatibility
luv me unlocked bootloader
luv me high power draw

>>213934589
Ktim then I'm off for 2 weeks x

>>213934616
corr

>>213934621
CORR

yeah i'm a virgin too

>iPhone
>Apple Watch
>Mac Studio
>MacBook Pro
>Apple TV
>HomePod
I'm fully plugged in to the Apple ecosystem. It's awesome.

>>213934619
You won't get those and Adobe on your laptop anymore

What a shit thread

>>213934589
I just finished for the day WAHEY

Time for shitposting and stuffing my face with junk food

If everyone's on holiday no one can tell whether you're doing any work

is homepod real? what is it? not googling so don't ask

>>213934675
It's just a wireless speaker

>>213934666
lol i don't have a job

tactical nuke on my finances but i'm so glad i don't need to pretend to work on excel anymore

Passing through a spoons, it's not even 1 and half the cunts have a beer in hand.


IT'S MONDAY YOU FECKLESS WASTRELS

>>213934649
what do you need a mac studio for? got the mini m2 and perhaps looking to pick up a m4 soon, proper good little machines them

>>213934660
been shitposting since 8am nun bossberg could do

>>213934651
What a sad future

too nice outside
can’t wait for winter when it’s all grey and cold and miserable so evil incel bastards like me feel at home

I'm in love.

>>213934698
poosc

>bloke at work adopted a cat
>mocked him in front of the femoids to establish myself as the alpha of the office
>instead of siding with me they've all sided with him and effectively told me to grow up

think I've fucked this one
only been here 2 bloody months and all

>>213934693
NEETlife it lush

>>213934722
Sydney sweeney but a little less downy

>>213934741
twat

>>213934722
fingered her at king's cross years ago

>>213934744
There's no excusing it.

Sir Keir, put a stop to this immediately

>>213934694
>what do you need a mac studio for?
For when I'm at home. MBP for when I'm on the road.

uploading rorke to the zion mainframe

>>213934766
>duckduckgo
oh my days rorke

>>213934741
rorke

sweat tastes salty, slurping it up from pits and crotch wasn't as nice as I thought

>>213934754
>less downy
but much more foetal alcohol syndromey

>>213934693
They are literally queuing up on there mobility scooters outside the door at my local spoons before it is even open.

hits rorke with synapse burnout

>>213934563
If the government wants to see what you're up to there isn't an operating system on earth that would stop them. There are salaried employees working right now whose entire job is to pore over every line of every update to see:

>are there are new routes to new exploits here?
>do our back catalog of undisclosed exploits still run on this new update?

Every OS, every distro, every update. Before Terry was ran over by a train, there will have been a paid full-time employee whose job it was to perform that task but for TempleOS. I guarantee that person exists.

money is fake

credit maxxing is the way to go

>>213934833
i've got bad news for you about piss

>>213934110 (OP)
really not fond of kiwis
You're Aussies pretending you're a different country

>>213934845
Valhalla has fallen

>>213934741
fool

>>213934717
Yes it is grim

New windows laptops are total dogshit too

I get bullied at work sometimes for being a loser. Try to pretend it doesn't bother me.

>>213934847
netrunning is OP and boring

cant pay we'll take it away

i remember lining up outside spoons in my alkie days and they wouldn't serve booze before 9 am (or was it 10 can't remember i was already pissed from home stock)

>>213934913
u've been done

>>213934869
feel free to describe how you will be obtaining credit beyond the value of a Klarna domino's pizza without assets to secure the loan against

(you won't because you have no idea how any of this works)

>>213934741
>when they give you the toxoplasmosis stare

>>213934948
him? done.

>>213934948
i;ll use my porn collection as a collateral

>>213934925
extremely grim

thank you for coming to my presentation where I explore the theory that lads who didn't get the opportunity to get pissed up before the age of 18 end up much more likely to become alcoholics than lads who were drinking voddy in the park at 14

>>213934925
An alcoholic paying £5 quid a pint in spoons rather than buying a 4-pack at the supermarket.

Right mate. Any other LARPs going?

Gonna start savingsmaxxing soon

Hate having Monday's off.
No football on
Nothing going on
All I have to do is sit inside and browse 4chan.

>>213934986
A teetollater not understanding that alcohol makes you want to socialise and not sit at home by yourself

Right mate. any other cringe going?

sometimes wonder if i'm an alchie but i don't ever crave booze in the mornings so probably not

>>213934984
Yh I was the latter barely drink now

>>213935014
>um actually I'm not an alcoholic I'm a social drinker despite using the phrase "my alkie days"

Let us know if you're needing a hand moving those goalposts any further.

Adolf "1488" Hitler
Adolf "Based" Hitler
Adolf "Esoteric" Hitler
Adolf "National" Hitler
Adolf "Nietzschean" Hitler
Adolf "Exterminationist" Hitler

>>213935042
didn't say that did i, it is you who moved the goalpost schizo

>>213934984
i was the one who bought liqour to the meet up and nobody touched it i felt a right mong but still going about drunk was worth it at that age

wales has actually nicer roads than england

>>213934984
nah i was drinking from an early age and never stopped

>>213935086
yeah but speed limit is 20 mph and they have cameras everywhere

>>213935045
grow up

>>213935101
god you are such a fucking spastic lmao
"didn't say that" obviously referred to "being a social drinker"
how fucking thick are you hahahah

>>213934984
true
i’m 21 and been boozing since 15-16 on the weekends and im fucking sick of it
vile muck

>>213932442
>>213932442
>>213932442
>>213932442
>>213932442

just stop drinking haha just walk away from the bottle

>>213934984
Got pissed at 14 on voddie and I still ended up a former alchie

Says it all really

>>213934984
I never had any alcohol until I was 19. I drink once a year at max.

if you need something to take the edge off daily alcohol is inferior to weed
but alcohol certainly does have its place in socialising and celebrations

I've never drank a smirnoff ice.

got to be setting off to toil in an hour

alcohol is good for picking up girls makes you horny and confident

>>213935194
Alcohol doesn't make men horny, that's a woman thing

>muh instagram why don't my school friends have good instas waaa!
>must wageslave or failure
>um i'm an alkie because i go to the pub and drink a bit more than the socially accepted norm amongst my peers
/brit/ is full of the worst shallow troglodyte zoomers currently. fucking christ

>>213935220
erm what about hangover wanks

So what's going to happen after Reform is elected and nothing fucking changes huh?

>>213935220
are you literally 12? yes it does

>>213935221
Pissing in the pool is strictly forbidden

>>213935221
>mfw the asperger’s support forum isn’t full of cool shaggers

>>213935238
high IQ post, nothing will happen

>>213935221
ayo let's all pay attention to this unemployed lad with no instagram (no pals, doesn't shag) and doesn't like the taste of alcohol after all why drink alcohol when he can enjoy a refreshing chilled can of Dr Pepper

The British state is a malevolent coalition of jews, tarq liberals, midwits and fat women.

We need a counter-elite of virile, Nordicist National Socialists like Mosley, Bowden, Powell, Pierce and Hitler.

>>213934138
Big Rorke and his little mini-me sidekick Ruck

>>213935269
>why drink alcohol when he can enjoy a refreshing chilled can of Dr Pepper
based and mormon pilled

>>213935263
wh-why do i have a boner

>>213935221
kek he's fucking rattled you big time

>>213935238
immigration numbers continue to go up, as planned

thinking about opening a failing fish n chips shop in england that ruins my life

buy ephedrine online

I get a boner at the optician they get really close to your face had a cute pajeet (nice smelling one) so close I could feel hear breathing on my face got a massive erection and ended up wanking in the toilet in specsavers

>>213935287
Hasn't it got caffeine in

how's the us economy doing then

>>213935221
LOL the instagram post was me

>>213935315
open a poutine one it will make a lot of money
only ever saw one in ireland and they were very popular but for some reason we don;t have any here

>>213935320
kek this is me but with the really cute dental hygienist

>>213935242
No it doesn't.

>>213935320
>(nice smelling one)

alcholics aren't social drinkers lol. they're addicts who stay at home

>>213935296
it's a female character from the Frieren manga, drawn as a woman

only the caption describes balls

>>213934912
fucking hate it so much. hate it all. I'm not saying that x86 (and intel) is perfect but I fucking HATE ARM with a burning passion.

>>213935325
lmao learnt his leesson

>>213935320
Weird bastard

don't understand how someone could be a fan of premier league football and also racist

>>213935352
have you ever even stepped foot in a pub?

just finished two big tins of beans lads
off out now to fart like a mad man

sotd: dior sauvage elixir

>>213935336
really? might have to corner the market before it explodes

>>213935367
He's got a mobility scooter

>>213935365
you can racially abuse people without being racist

one more day of 4chan and tiktok. new me starts tomorrow

>>213935336
Can you get cheese curds there?

>>213935365
blatant discrimination against the disabled, this. every football match needs a man in a wheelchair shouting racial slurs

doing a poo lads

mad how everyone on here saying 'mad how' is U and everyone saying 'mental how' is non-U

any career disadvantages to accepting the fifty billion linkedin invites I get from random indians?

>>213935410
Probly ended up in there fighting for this country god bless :')

insane how

Just popping to the loo xx

>>213935356
For what it's worth the new Mac laptops are really great for their intended purpose

You can also always run Windows in a VM with a dedicated GPU for Photoshop etc

>>213935320
Optician / pharmacist is a very, very common profession for UK asians. If they're not quite at the level of becoming a doctor they'll go for optometry or pharmacy. Chill job, high pay, well respected in the community, 9-5, opportunity to open your own business, anything difficult comes up you refer to an actual doctor.

Next time you're in an optometrists or pharmacy, take a look around and remark how many working there are pakistanis.

psychotic how

>>213935422
Job coach at UC centre recommended I join linkedin, aye mate sure I'll do that

>>213935325
eagleberg real quiet since this one dropped

>>213935394
with a bnp flag off thje back sdcremingh

>>213935406
no you'd have to import them. maybe therein lies the problem

befuddling how

/brit/ in 2025 = fast /britfeel/

mad that

OH MY GOD MY E-WIFE WHO FILLS MY LONELY NOTHINGNESS VOID OF AN EXISTENCE SAID A FUNNY WORD

HA HA HA CHAT IS THIS REAL

>>213935479
love it me

>>213935479
nah mate it's just the working day crowd

>>213935444
don't have a problem with people making a living by having a useful job. only pakis i hate are the men who drive audis, groom, commit crimes and open kebab shops

you'd really kick him out of your bed?

whackadoodle how

>>213935410
Back in the day every lower-league club would be certain to have at least one man of wheeled means fulfilling this role

>>213935479
always been that mate

/britfeel/ have actual meetups, there's a strong argument to be made for them being less weird than us

>>213935444
My opticians is one of the only professions in my town full of white people, of course the person doing the actual testing is always a bloke too. The women just sit at the front nattering around the reception

the hardest website to quit is actually youtube, everything else is easy

>>213935474
so fucking sexy

>>213935512
Fuck off do they

>>213935320
lol

>>213935520
only watch asmr me

>>213935505
if you think one working as an optometrist or pharmacist isn't driving an audi I dunno what to tell you

the uk will flood again
it's only a matter of time

>>213935479
yeah except without tripfags commanding the thread, idk i havent been there in years

>>213935520
for me it's X. whenever I go on X I see people who have lived and are living lives that make me green with envy. it's hard to kick

>>213935542
i hope they're not revving it at 1am tho

>>213935472
They're easy to make though

Poutine in Britain would be a good business model

It's so much better than "cheesy chips" and you could mix it up with local styles (curry or mushy peas would go well with it too)

>>213935546
hope not got a nice house by the river me

>>213935546
Better get down the Ark

me on the right vaporising the whitoid

>>213935546
already been flooded by the boriswaves

looking up folk you went to school with to see what became of them never ends well

never come across one who was as much of a loser as me

>>213935512
hahahahahahaha

>>213935581
>how can he slap?!

What's with the increase in animeposting lately? I thought /brit/ was a no anime zone.

>>213935581
you should probably watch webms before you post them

>>213935572
i know nibba i love that shit, do it. there was a van selling poutine in ireland and there was a long queue outside at like 10am.

>>213935619
it's bait you spastic

>>213935581
> subrahmanyan instead of rahmanyan
they aren't sending their best

>>213935613
nonce alert nonce alert nonce alert

>>213935585
#talkabouttheboriswave

I would go to a /brit/ meet up

sent that bucket of bolts flying

>>213935663
scr

>>213935663
bruh tf is happening in china bruh

>>213935663
>lifting his legs to get oil flowing into his head

>>213935663
hwln

>>213935663
Clanker out for the count

>>213935663
rorke getting in shape

Wikimedia is violating the OSA by hosting pornography and other dangerous content

>>213935663
he needs some milk

china will make the matrix real

>Israel revokes visas of Australian representatives to the Palestinian Authority
lol. lmao
people say kikes are smart but shit like this only galvanises people against them, how do they not see it

>>213935623
The other leaf was saying he wanted to do it and I think he should

I haven't had a poutine in a while, should go down and get one today maybe

>>213935714
Threw up a little in my mouth

>>213935663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjA7dWuQYJY

>>213935727
yeah chop suey and some prawn crackers cheers pal

poo tine

>>213935714
Commiemong's boyfriend holding the flag

>>213935646
imagine dating a cosplayer and getting to shag fictional characters

>>213935714
only bitch there

did you know north korea is actually a pretty cool place

>>213935764
good system of a down song tbqh

>>213935714
brighton is one hell of a drug

>>213935808
I didn't, tell me more

>>213935781
never going to happen to an incel freak like me

>>213935825
Lol

>>213935663
dickhead clanker

The /britfeel/ incels are insufferable

Nobody cares that you can't fuck japanese cartoons get a grip

need a woman who can survive a pregnancy and natural childbirth if you know what I mean

I'm a sexy sex person me

>>213935781
she seems experienced at putting condoms on *horse emoji*

>>213935865
bit too old for my liking if you know what i mean

>>213935865
yeah?

>>213935825
booba and thigha

>>213935868
Now there's a shagger

what's for lunch lads

got a pasty from the coop me

It's starting

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>>213935907
had an apple, on a diet me, big fat cunt you see

>>213935893
explain in great detail what you mean since i don’t understand what you’re implying

>>213935865
i went on a massive coomer hunt for this woman and now have 4 gb of her but all her videos are utter dogshite, always some filter, always some overlay with a reaction from this weird black man

there is a single video where you can see her arse clearly (and it's full of acne)

>>213935816
independent of us imperialism
free housing and education
very little inequality
unified society
strong military

>>213935907
failed at making shaksuka yesterday, was more like a pasta sauce cos I accidentally blended the 'matoes too smooth
so today I'll use the leftovers to mix with pasta

>>213935953
LOL

be you be for be proud of you for you can be do what we want to do

>>213936005
toby!

How long until 4chan is blocked realistically? 3 months?

I'm having home made beef stroganoff wrapped in tortillas because the gf couldn't be arsed to cook more pasta this morning. Fusion cuisine if you like.