Thread 213934112

seal of quality edish

poo smells lmao

Alri FAGJANNY

not gay but I have shagged a crossdresser twice

mental how the co op is literally part of the labour party
bloody political party having a supermarket who even thought of that

zoomers are useless

>>213935951
our social democrats ran an illegal lottery business with telemarketers selling to primarily old dementia ridden folk

>>213935951
food is proper doe have to say

>>213935967
what causes this

Quoth I: "Know thee, cur"
Quoth she: "Knowest not thine own honour, incel wretch"
Quoth I: "Be silent, whore!"

Alas, the foot was tickled...

in answer to that lad's question from earlier, IKEA is a good thing to have come out of sweden

I enjoy going to IKEA

>>213935951
just polished off a bag of co op salt and vinegar crisps
bloody great

HI KIDS

>>213936007
it's kind of expensive for what it is

Drinking Wee Milk

>>213936009
he seems drunk but also appears to think his problem is that he's not swinging the hammer hard enough

>>213936013
ikea is danish you dumb fuck

>>213936009
culture of replacing and not repairing

Might ask to volunteer at the local Tescos as a cashier for some work experience

>>213936013
for me it's the meatballs and gravy
couldn't give a toss about their bookshelves

Only learned today that Farage had his left testicle removed in 1986 due to cancer.

Funny.

>>213936034
economies of scale innit
they don't have the purchasing power of the bigger supermarkets

>>213936013
based
>>213936045
quiet you impotent fool

>>213936047
ktwm about 20 years ago

>>213936013
The wiki page the Swede linked to is full of bullshit

Said they invented vodka, the zipper, the propellor, and a bunch of other stuff they clearly didn't invent

Really was quite pathetic

A woman expected a phallus but woke up nullified after a botched phalloplasty left her with a surgically-created neo-FUPA made of piled up labial jetsam.

Mad how if you just refuse to plead guilty and strings the courts along for weeks on end you'll most likely just get let off the hook
UK justice system is almost entirely functioning on pressuring people to plead guilty early in return for a "lighter sentence"

>>213936009
he is what we called in school an unco

>>213936107
not if you say bad words on the internet

>>213936009
Trick hammer clearly

38p in my bank account

Back visiting the parents in Newcastle and fuck me, I forgot how fugly Geordie women were.

>>213936135
Reckon it might be time for a job la

>>213936135
Not even enough for a packet of biscuits, this country is a disgrace!

>>213936090
I played bass for Labial Jetsam in the mid 80s

>>213936152
shut up

>>213936163
What's your favourite flavour of crisps?

>>213936123
southport rioters/tweeters were given lawyers who encouraged them to plead guilty for less jailtime
the ones who pleaded guilty got punished severely but the ones who pleaded innocent mostly stayed out of jail

lessons learned

>>213936181
Brannigans Beef and Mustard

>>213936181
paprika max

could scran a poo seal right about now

>>213936181
giant wotsits

>>213936201
Corr

How long until 4chan is blocked realistically? 3 months? Less?

>>213934382
>>213936035
Always assume these are the same poster but have no evidence of the fact

>>213936135
time for a freddo

>>213936270
just look at their flag

sir poo sealer

rape shitting my arse

how do i politely mention to my gf that i would like to take a biiiig long whiff of her anus
and not only chat but i would also like for it to be a recurring activity, and i would want our anal sniffing sessions to last for at least an hour each. she doesn't have to recipriocate and smell my arse either (unless she wants to)

>>213936161
Its a shit business

>>213936107
my manager got accused of misconduct and removed from work for "two to three weeks" pending an investigation.
the investigation took five months because they couldn't find anything on him (the initial accusation was bogus). all his subordinates including me were "temporarily" moved to other teams during his absence, and at the end they said that since his team effectively doesn't exist anymore, his position is redundant. he came back after the investigation that found nothing and was immediately handed his notice lmao.
(I guess he got paid for five months of doing nothing but he was furious)

>>213936292
By Jove......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qBAauo_NmQ

Here's a fucking infomercial from the UN for you Britroaches since remarkably, for something calling itself a first world country, you still need to be educated on why protecting grooming gangs and running a two-tier justice system oppressing the native population and taking away their freedom of speech while giving migrants free reign is wrong in both ideology and practice

>>213936314
just give her a nice long rimjob lad

>>213936390
you're probably about 5'6 lol

>>213936390
right then I'll get this off to keir then

imagine being an Australian policeman

>>213936390
bet your willy is small lol

>>213936457
why would i imagine that

you find a strange building in the woods

Rotating an Australian policeman around in my mind

i'm being genocided out of existence by the wokes
my ony crime? being born an evil racist incel

*imagines being an australian policeman*

Up the fucking willies
Up the fucking bums
Up the fucking poos
Up the fucking anuses
Up the fucking scrotums
Up the fucking knobs
Up the fucking shits
Up the fucking wees
Up the fucking Wanks
Up the fucking benders
Up the fucking queers

BOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH X

street lights, people,
wanna scoff your pooey arse

Actually jokes how fat and greasy rorke is

>>213936484
the fantasy comes with a diminutive Australian policewoman

chickpea and spinach enchiladas perhaps

>>213936497
nonwhites cannot do this

>>213936457
got detained by a pair that looked just like this after they suspected me of suicidal intent simply because i was hanging around a bridge that's known for suicides while being a bit drunk

>>213936540
>chickpea and spinach enchiladas

>>213936518
It's all muscle mate

love my sri lankan gf

>>213936540
sounds awful

>>213936553
they saved your life and you're in denial you ungrateful runt

Why yes, 9 year olds should be given the right to chemically castrate themselves.

No, I will not explain my position you bigot

>>213936579
return to real tea

bradley walsh labubu

>>213936587
point being? life isn't that important to begin with, which is why i'm pro-choice despite being a gigarorke in almost every other issue

>>213936553
What did you tell them?

>>213936582
spinach tomato chickpeas and cheese is a classic flavour combination
wrap it in bread jobs a good'un

>>213936641
frystian spirit

>>213936553
don't do it m8 you've plenty to live for

>>213936641
me adding an extra scoop of icecream to the bowl even though i know i'm on a diet

my name jeff

>>213936705
hi jeff i andy

Setting up a zoom call for the team to watch me fudd my bumhole

his name jeff

>>213936664
sounds shit ngl

>>213936664
what about the sauce? enchiladas have to be cooked in a sauce

>>213936705
this nigga name jeff :skull:

he andy

22/50 hand signed rorke sex arse

>>213936705
hi david im grandpa

tf are spinach tomatoes

it's just a jump to the left

gpt-5 is so dogshit for programming
how many 100s of billions spent to develop something not even close to producing enterprise software

>>213936705
it's spelled Geoff actually

i love that bruce

>>213936629
just asked them about their guns mostly
did you know a glock 22 is actually champered in .40 S&W?

>>213936641
>filename
Why did you steal my image without paying a royalty you communist fuck

>>213936705
>>213936715
classic jeff and andy aha

>>213936836
Should've asked if they'd let you have a go

WANT YOU TO PARK THAT BIG BLACK COCK
RIGHT IN MY SMELLY GAY ARSE

>>213936518
oh my days did you forget to crop that selfie out on the bottom left?

>>213936823
they'd love this post in /g/

>>213936664
leftymong haute cuisine

>>213936859
classic ziedbelg

Right, time to visit my dad with dementia who struggles to remember he even has children

>>213936885
self own

>>213936916
ever shag him up his arse

*enters thread*

>>213936916
tell him there was a nuclear war

>>213936916
i'm sorry la

leftypols gone to the gym

>>213936942
Who won?

>>213936961
the isle of man

>>213936951
hope he's following the law and keeping trannies out of the womens changing rooms

>>213936961
the NCR

>>213936857
to be fair they did have cause to pick me up, i was quite out of my mind, i'd imagine no one would've informed the rozzers if that weren't the case

Stop posting for a minute, I want to try something

>>213936961
Finland

>>213936980
He's not a troon

>>213936974
I'll see what he says

had a dream about 6 dot velo purple grape last night

>>213936961
the independent republic of cheadle

Just been to London
How do Londoners cope with the biomass? Do you just mentally block them out after a while?
Also is it easy to shag in London or are the women on high guard because of the biomass

>>213936988
ok x

hate scroungers

great grand motiher had alzeihemer's, last time the old man visited her, she didn't recognize him
broke his heart
it's dirty, dementia

Have a junkie living below me who is ruining my property with his junkie fumes

How do I make his life as miserable as possible

Strawberry Cheesecake Killas for me

>>213937014
Need to get on the pip as well if they're just handing it out
Ooooooh my bad back

>>213937028
lock him in his house, forced detox

>>213936135
I got about 4 grand in mine and it's pay day next week, result!

People who asked: not me!

>>213937028
ricin

>>213937028
termites

>>213937007
I think that's what most people do.

Dadberg told me I need to find a purpose in life and that his was starting a family

Don't think he's noticed that I'm a virgin freak that has no friends let alone a girlfriend

>>213937055
corr gis a tenner

there's a silver lining to this all, after all the GDP went up 0.8%

>>213937055
Just 2500 for me
Energy broadband and food shop to go out
Hope to shove a fat 2300 in the ISA

>>213937106
start a band lad

>>213937106
somehow, he made you
maybe he knows best

>>213937106
Stupid ignorant boomer cunts think the world is the same as it was for them 40 years ago

>>213937106
Despise family membership who will make every conversation a forced dialogue recommending you to join a club to find friends.

Yeah mate I'll just piss my life away playing Warhammer so I can chat to some cunt about his imaginary alien monster soldier roleplay

What are some things you have Noticed lately?

>>213936725
tomato
probably lash a bit of spice in there some harissa perhaps

>>213937175
that you're a boring bastard

>>213937202
Yeah he noticed that too

>>213937169
warhammer is based thoughbeit

>>213937106
had a relative ask me when they'd get to meet my girlfriend. ridiculous

>>213937175
couple of rogue nose hairs so i got the ol' nose hair trimmer to them pronto

>>213937217
£200 for a set of little plastic figures that would look more fun to play with if you were sticking them up the cat's arse

you are fucking dull tbf

>>213937246
stop being poor then

big fan of ingmar bergman

>>213937169
Obviously they mean a sports or athletics based club you fucking twat

>>213937027
my nan kept repeating an amusing story from when I was eight in the last few months before she stopped recognising me.

she'd tell it three times in one conversation and laugh uproariously every time. wasn't even that funny.

got the hunger for some camembert
only got emmental in the fridge

>>213937306
foy
athletics is a sport

warhammer is only based because it's one of the last big globally marketable British IPs that we can use to siphon money from foreigners

>>213937158
it was easy mode for boomers. if they had to deal with dating apps they would all commit suicide

>>213937315
i had delice de bourgogne recently. very nice

>>213937347
Bouldering isn't a sport is it you daft cunt

>>213937350
need it sold off to the yanks/chinese pronto

>>213937007
London IS biomass

>>213937357
oh yea, brag to the poor man!

>>213937306
i joined a sports club and i'm still an incel freak with no friends. it's a meme

bela

>>213937415
I bet you're a little spindly sperg that whimpers in the corner while everyone else is having a laugh, having fun and making memories

>buy another phone and save the number under a girls name
>text her (myself)
>leave phone unlocked around the house so mum can see it
could be the move

>>213937027
no way this happened 0/10 try better next time

What you can do is freeze a small tube of beef mince and then shove it up your bum and then wait for it to defrost and poo it out
You can do that there's no law against it

lost my clue and ordered a KFC. woopsies x

>>213937166
>>213937169
Funny thing is, if you explain to them that it's not the 80s anymore, they'll pretend to understand, but then a month later they'll be back to asking you about girlfriends and work and moving out. They literally just don't get it, not even being frank about it can make them understand.

>>213937374
bouldering isn’t “athletics” (track and field for you yankified runt)

>>213937415
what sport?

>>213937415
well if you're unable to make friends with people you're regularly playing team-based sports with then its never going to happen. you are a genuine and irredeemable freak

How I imagine it when anyone says they get a deliveroo/justeat

>>213937452
Because their brains are wired to think in that manner and they can only double down on it with stubborness. The brain becomes less and less adaptive with age.

t:minus 2 hours 6 minutes til I see my gf again <3

>>213937434
have done this before

>start a sport as an adult
lol why
you will always be dogshit
stick to lifting things and putting them back down or something

>>213937462
aye. i've realised that too late. hobbies are for normalfags

>>213935941
have one i sometimes see after work on fridays
been as far as barebacking her and watching her drink my piss but consider myself straight too

>>213937434
>>213937507

the idea is to have multiple circles of friends
one to consume things with
one to discuss things with
one to be active with

your friends will always know more people than you do. thats how you get to meet more people

>>213937506
bet she'll still have her other bloke's cum seeping in her vag

>>213937438
I suppose you're right

>>213937513
Lifting is probably the most difficult sport of all. Weight is infinite

>>213937537
To normal people, this is considered a really strange thing to say.

>>213937513
lifting is also a meme. sure way to become a gymcel. god forbid if you're natty cause it's just a waste of time

bet you fags kiss girls

>>213937507
>>213937434

>>213937530
mine wasn't a troon, he considers himself a gay man, just likes to dress up as a lady and take it up the bum.

we still play Europa Universalis together.

>>213937583
couldn't be me

What a shit thread

There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight, and truth will triumph once again.

>>213937328
she ruined vtubers

>>213937507
>>213937434
>>213937607
>>213937530

>>213937627
where's the diversity?

>>213937634
or not

New Heathermong spam just dropped!

>>213937583
Only their bumholes

>>213937648
Right here

snape being black makes no sense. gets rejected by a white girl and bullied by white boys. would never happen

We need to verify your age before you can post here

>>213937648
its set in the 90s

>>213937699
No mentions of Animal Hospital then

>>213934741
>Who is that Rorke guy?
>I bet he watches incel stuff like Andrew Tate

What benefit even is there to living in the west lmfao?
Only immigrants have benefit because they send the money they earn here overseas where it has more buying and spending power due to exchange rates. That's the sole reason they come here, don't fucking kid yourself, if they didn't have families overseas nagging at them they wouldn't live here.

Everything else here is shit.
What the fuck is the point?
Everything is privatized or being privatized, everything costs too much money, housing and rent is ridiculous, stagnated infrastructure and tech, creeping corporate rule, banks / finance total occupation of government, ever-increasingly baffling laws; hell even the raison d'etre of being western, our much-vaunted freedom and liberality of speech is now being threatened, there's barely any careers left, all shops in most towns now just barbers/vape shops/phone repair stores, most jobs go nowhere and are do nothing bullshit, education bizarrely costs tens of thousands of pounds despite this being an apparent economic super-powerhouse; social problems, societal problems, issues with young people, everyone is despairing, political caste just seems to do what they want, what's even the fucking point?

Everything can go to hell just so long as that line goes up on a graph in a bank office somewhere!
Absolutely lost the fucking plot, the whole point of it all, chasing capital at the expense of any and everything else.

Oh our birth rates are going down because we've fucked everything up for young people so much they can't reproduce and are stuck in pointless rat races competing with each other in invisible lanes that go nowhere anyway.
Oh, I know! Let's just replace our own young people in their own country with foreigners sending money abroad, brilliant!!
End result: our country no longer exists because we've let "economists" use the guise of "the economy" to basically import colonize our own country in the name of chasing capital.

Crystal Maze, remember that?
What was all that about?

>>213937732
Uni essay submission page is the other tab lad

just can't be fucked really can I

remember those couple of weeks a few years where we were literally invaded by alien spacecraft daily and there was full blown space wars in the atmosphere with shit falling out the sky and then they gaslighted us about it ever happening and it was never talked about again

nary a speck of that tome

Come on anon, don't you want to go running?

You'll get fit and it's be really healthy!

Wish I lived in Montserrat.

>>213937765
no mate

>>213937789
heathermong would LOVE this post

>>213937803
didn’t ask how many mates you had

>>213936135
how about you share that with your /brit/ brethren you greedy wanker

someone at work asked me if i have a key for the back door. why did he need one and why did he think i had one? suspicious

1 hour 52 minutes til I see my gf again! :D

>>213937845
it was innuendo

>>213937851
that when your nap time is?

>>213937845
means he wants to bum you mate

Off to Tesco with the lads

>>213937732
it is shite
might move to china

>>213937851
thought you were a single 46 year old in idaho

>>213937888
you have terrible pattern matching ability

brought pot noodles on holiday once when i was a picky eater
didn’t secure them properly and one burst covering half my holiday clothes in an orange powder and noodle fragments

mad how the bad guy in the godfather is called tagliatelle

>>213937917
cap

Imagine being one of the lads on 4chan since 2003 and now being banned from it. Mental.

I've only been here since 2015 and will feel a huge wound when it's gone.

>>213937901
>pattern matching ability

>>213937917
its Tattaglia

some will win,
some will lose,
some were born to fling their poos

>brought pot noodles on holiday
the runtiest thing ive ever heard

gained 10kg in the last 3 months

>>213937932
grow up you wet wipe

Get the pure satire posted

>>213937932
I'm going to stop using the computer altogether

Been using 4chan since 2009.

let my £11 off grocery voucher expire on uber eats by mistake

>>213937838
will only accept edits of the original poo seal sorry x

>>213937967
that when you moved to idaho?

"El Potto Noodle" I explain to the Alicante airport security
"El Rustlo Burgo"
He looks at me, both confused and offended

bf doesn't let me shower because he has a smeg fetish

How old am I?
Used to go to my friend's house so we could browse the internet together.
Just two bros surfing the information superhighway.
Howling to homestarrunner and icanhazcheezburger.
Precious memories.

>>213937932
>I've only been here since 2015
>only
Kek ok unc

i like the chicken sub rustlo burgos

>>213938000
don't forget meatspin

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has-text(/(?=.*\b4chan\b)(?=.*\b(blocked|banned)\b)/i):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

covid is back

think that's a virus

>>213938000
>How old am I?
46

Spainooooooooo!

>>213938021
i remember my cousin showed me that on my grandad's computer
evil cunt
whenever my grandad heard that song playing he would leg it up the stairs ready to leather us all

rorke finding a white gloopy mess on his jacamo shirts after his tunnocks teacakes exploded in his suitcase

>>213938072
nooo :(

me with gfberg

>>213938072
spare a thought for the intelligence service employee currently having to read your post due to the last 4 words

>>213938069
incredibly it's still up

>>213938094
mad how he fumbled that

>>213938122
can't imagine anybody stumbles upon it like they used to

leftypol kissing his dad on the lips

>>213938122
your willy since the first time you watched it?

As of today I'm giving up wanking and that's on skibidi

this weekend i am getting shagged i don't care if the girl is 15 stones i must have sex

>>213938162
Going for a skinny lass yeah?

>>213937932
I've been on 4chan since late 2003 / early 2004 and on /int/ since 2010 when it was created.

I remember when /g/ was the guro board (still is in a way haha). I think there were briefly dedicated loli and shota boards around that time as well but I've never been because I'm not a nonce.

>>213938180
i am getting smashed and will fuck anything that shows interest

Leftypol's da saying "I always wanted a daughter" when leftypol becomes trans

homer growing hair and getting promoted blackpilled me about my receding hairline

i was here on 9/11. /b/ was going insane

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP

The missus with her light skin African bull

>>213938238
you aint smart enough for this son
let the experts handle it

>>213938238
your fault for buying an overvalued stock. learn from your noob mistake

>>213938235
dunelm

what do they do with all the sewer gasses now?

>>213938241
this is more slutty than spreading your pussy open yet she probably thinks it's cute

>>213938235
troony coal

>>213938274
Spent about 3 hours reading the memoirs of Ian Douglas Smith
They're so dry and I just want to finish the book

>>213938291
today's modern poos don't produce gasses

>>213938238
retard

>>213938235
not what original sin is. just means that the world/humanity are marred in some way and need to be bought back into communion with god, not that you have personal guilt

>>213938301
youve been #obliterated christfreak

>>213938291
it's all piped into rorke's bedroom

*pulls out willy*
how about this then eh

>>213938295
>Slutty
That's a good thing thoughalbeit

>>213938325
rape mode: on

>>213938312
It's down 8% in the last fortnight lad

>>213938359
you understand what fluctuations are? just buy and hold

>>213938346
*gets out magnifying glass*

very nice dear!