Thread 213937695

Creature on the cushion edition.

>>213937695 (OP)
Longboi

I need advice.
>Doing Arabic (Standard, literary, advanced level).
>Plan to do +1 thing alongside it. (MAYBE)
https://voca.ro/1kpOc9iwQN9P
What do you guys think?
I vocaroo'd it so you can check my accent (English). Is my English 100% OK for all intents and purposes?
(i.e., no NEED to sound clearer, right? As in, my accent is not PROBLEMATIC)
Maybe English is truly the only worthwhile language, so I might as well just improve English alongside my Arabic literature/grammar studies?

>>213937734
You speak well but your accent is blatant. I'd say you're on the higher end of ESLs but there's room for improvement.

That said you speak clearly and understandably and your accent isn't so thick that I have to guess what you're trying to say, so you could just keep your accent as it is, nobody's gonna have trouble understanding you.

Does Steven Miller know the demographics of the US armed forces?

>>213937695 (OP)
Everyone ITT eats crusty dick cheese

managed to delay my usual first weeding of the day
already quite want to smoke however

new toilberg starting today
waiting on another job to call my back in which case i'll take that one instantly

Who the fuck is Steven Miller

Germans were the good guys of WWII

Rate my black southern accent ma niggas
https://voca.ro/1lZZ9mA6f7mV

Southern (?) white
https://voca.ro/1Eoo0GtRy92P

>>213938187
You kinda sound like meatwad from aqua teen hunger force

You sound like a fucking moron with blunt force head trauma

https://voca.ro/1aEzG4jvoSVp
Indian

Gay american
https://voca.ro/1aMwWtnQYiys

I understand how Canadians expect us to take them seriously when they have people like this retard Angus speaking for them

https://voca.ro/17cqEZnVReo0
Average amerifat

Stopping cause i gotta get back to work you pricks

>>213938329
I don't* kek it's too early

>>213938102
hate this, runny yolk in a sandwich is just stupid and messy

>>213938554
Tastelet take

>>213938569
No, he's right. Sandwiches are meant to be easy to handle and eat. That's why they were invented

>>213938569
t. salmonella

>>213938569
Whatever. The two things I hate about American cuisine: putting eggs, especially runny yolk eggs to "enhance" sandwiches and burgers. And putting cheap cheese on everything to "enhance" the taste. Neither of those work.

Whites peaked under Christianity

Drinking an oatmilk macchiato

just found out I was conceived during public sex

>>213938569
he is completely right though, a sandwich is a handheld food if its messy and half of your toppings leak out then its failed as a sandwich, runny eggs should be saved for breakfast plates/bowls where other items will soak up the egg

>>213938692
Lmfbo nigga b eatin dry ass burgers wit no cheese

staying home from work because i am sick. there goes all my PTO.

>>213938750
Beef patties are juicy enough by themselves if you do them right. If anything with all the sauces, tomato, lettuce, onion and the rest of it, the challenge is not to end up with a sloppy result.

>>213938187
sounds like you drank grease before the recording
>>213938307
sounds more like a nerd than a fag
>>213938338
>https://voca.ro/17cqEZnVReo0
and here you sound like a mexican

>>213938682
The yolk can be runny while the egg is cooked through you thirdie tard

>>213938850
Raw onions go really well with meat. I actually have raw garlic on mine as well.

>>213938861
this. it's called over easy

Yeah you love meat don’t you

Hitler would've loved Mestizos

>>213938811
You understand. A proper burger only needs some onion and pickle to cut through the richness and maybe a thin layer of mayo on the bun.

I'm laying out some pork ribs for tomorrow

>>213938947
I'll pork your ribs

>>213938983
no you won't dude stop

>>213939044
*Blows kiss at you*

I like my burger raw

would you sex alyx?

>>213939228
I'm not fucking gay dude stop that fag shit
I am striaght
I am straight
I am straight

ahoy-hoy

my chinese doctor prescribed me some deer lenis

>>213939372
*penis fuck I gotta stop posting while driving and it doesn't help that I'm still a bit tipsy

Alyx should have been hapa, I would have been much more invested in her character and making sure she survives

>>213939408
you're not cool

>>213939372
Whats deer lenis

>>213939372
Mine literally asked me if I use a squatty potty.

>>213939426
she doesnt even look part black though

lol

>>213939499
Yeah but it's about the principal

>>213939437
>

The preferred term nowadays is wasian

hapas all turn into shooters

>>213939596
I can think of one, and we both know which. Meanwhile I wonder how many mulatto murderers there's been

hello

>>213939315
Crash out.post

god forgive these nigros for they know not what they do

>>213939596
I'll shoot in a hapa I'll tell ya that much

Question for Americans.
Why everyone wears hoodies and other warm clothes even in places where it's always warm like LA? I always see photos of people wearing double or triple layer cloth during summer. Do American just not care about sweating?

ripping skin off my lips for fun

>talk to girl from Taiwan
>Accidentally fall in love
>She talks about how she wants to visit me in America
>Says she wouldn't mind star gazing in Taiwan

I don't think she actually likes me but Asian women tend to be pretty prude

>>213939940
>always warm like LA?
LA is like 20 degrees all year round you can wear whatever the fuck you want it'll be comfortable

>>213939940
insecure about their bodies

>>213939940
comfort
insecurities
fashion
hiding weapons

>>213938692
Cheese is vod tier but you're right about runny eggs, never liked that

>>213939967
I dated a FOB Uyghur girl and she said her family was in one of the reeducation camps

>>213938941
Nobody knows what mestizo means but you and your beankin, pablo

I think we shouldn’t have wars :/

Ten thousand up front, ten thousand when through
And I know just what to do
And I'm coming back for you

>>213940117
yeah i agree

Got a haircut finally

Does having something up your ass while cumming actually make it way better or is it an internet lie

>>213940135
drilliam

Thoughts on shadman?

Gavin Newsom basically started campaigning for 2028 with all these tweets

She said she wanted to go to see me in Boston but she can't but also said she wanted to visit new Zealand with me and Australia.

>>213940056
Fyi America and Israel supported terrorist groups in Xinjiang and then started propagandizing when China responded by surveilling Uyghurs

>>213940135
It's about 4 PM, about rat poop on toast for you European boy

>>213940237
Hmm doesn’t line up with what she told me
Seems like you might be spouting propaganda

>>213940203
he's alright

>>213940237
china supported basically every terrorist group in the middle east by buying Iranian oil but I don't see you shitting and pissing your pants about that little boy now do I

>>213940217
crazy but who asked

East Turkestan to be honest with you

>>213940266
>>213940280
Continue to believe your Western lies

>>213940253
umm what?

>>213940056
>Reeducation camp
That's funny, do you also believe Kim Jong Un kills entire families because they don't clap?

>>213940320
Bout time for your afternoon rat poop on toast isn't it european boy? bout time for the rat poop on the toast isn't it? rat poop on toast

>>213940203
>>213940279
this one makes me diamonds

drinking covfefe

Terroniggers and Jasonkin be like
>You are not immune to propaganda! Stop believing your government!
While consuming immense amounts of propaganda and blindly believing hostile foreign states

Usha

>>213940357
hwell in all my years *wipes glasses* I'm sorry, mister, but that's too far west for me *whistles in front of the general store*

>>213940370
nice, bout to make my third cuppa myself

>>213940403
she aged terribly

>>213940388
>hostile foreign states
They are hostile to you judaized amerifat golem cattle
The world will be a better place when China controls it

>>213940448
You have no job and are a pathetic loser
None of this will change

>>213940403
Imagine being white and having kids that look like full on jeets

chicken jockey

>>213939940
I grew up in the South with regular 95 degree weather I still wore hoodies a lot when walking outside
A lot of the time it's just more comfortable

Footpussy

Terrone and Jason should be deported
>but they're citizens
I don't care

>>213940663
Based send them to El Salvador

Did you guys hear about that indian semi-truck driver who tried to pull a U-turn on the highway and killed 3 people
Turns out he was here illegally and they might deport him instead of torturing him to death (like they should)

i remember browsing skipthegames some time ago and the prices were insane, 2000$ was the standard for a night and 200 was for quick bjs. Is that really how guys have it over there or was that shit a scam, cuz over here the standard is only 80$ for a whole night

>>213940705
that's how it is in this shithole

>>213940705
Is that an escort site? If so, that sounds about right.

>>213940702
Insane video of the crash
He is like 100% unphased
He can’t even comprehend he made a mistake

>>213940702
CEOs and doctors

Send Terrone and Jason to Sudan

>>213940705
Yes, prostitution isn't legal here outside of some counties in Nevada. So the only girls willing to do it want to get paid a lot because it's a black market and they can get in trouble with the law.
The legal ones in Nevada are like $500 minimum by the way. You don't suffer in Brazil.

just left several anons frothing at the mouth on /v/
I win again

>>213940403
yeah I'll be voting Newsom 2028

>>213940841
Being a prostitute is not illegal
Being a pimp or soliciting a prostitute is illegal

>>213940904
wrong

>>213940904
Prostituting yourself is illegal in many states

had a tv dinner. going to turn the tv down a little while i digest. hoping it sits alright.

>>213940904
this is literally wrong
in most every state, sex in exchange for money is illegal - point blank
there are easy ways to skirt that obviously, but the act itself is 100% illegal

>>213940841
500 is still crazy but 2000 is insane that could get you orgies for a week in mena countries.
Also it was weird how older women were more expensive on the website, milfs were 2400+

It's hilarious how Terrone just regurgitates whatever groyper slop I see on twitter

trvke

>>213940922
>>213940926
>>213940951
This is why instead of money you exchange goods (Chuck E Cheese tickets for sex)

>>213940968
She was plapped by Weinstein

relax bro, its not that deep

>>213940968
the entire state of vermont is democrats who look like this

>>213941008
you don't even have to do that
the easiest plausible deniability for prostitution is
>he just paid to spend time with me
>we as two consenting adults happened to have sex during that time
it can't be disproven without direct evidence

>>213940968
these are the same people that will import a million browns and then live in gated fenced off communities

>>213940968
republicans fear this

How old were you when you realized that hotdogs, due to the fact that they are already cooked sausages, are completely okay to eat cold?

Can you get around prostitution by just always referring to the payment as a "gift"?

>>213940968
>Yes, Gavin Newsom was born into a relatively privileged background. His father, William Newsom, was a state appeals court judge and attorney for Getty Oil
Yes I'm definitely voting for the oil money nepo baby over the normal down to earth ex-marine, yeah you've completely convinced me

>>213941123
No, the police aren't that retarded

>>213941123
cant you get around it by filming it

>>213941152
But can the legal system do anything about it.

>>213941114
like 6
I regularly ate cold glizzies as a child (no diddy)

>>213941050
Vermont is mostly old people who worship new york blacks and beg them to live with them over the summer for free

>>213941136
dont talk about drumpf like that

>>213941114
cold hotdogs is a white trash staple

>>213941183
Trump already won.

>>213941176
what

>>213941191
I’ve seen plenty of niggas do it
Blacks and poor whites are more similar than you realize

I have massive ear wax blockage fml
I tried running a solution down my ear but it hasn't helped.
It's super compacted in practically deaf in one ear
I guess I just gotta hope that if I keep running water and solution e dry day it will eventually wear away

>>213941123
possibly but it depends
prostitution can only really be proven if
>someone (or a cop) witnesses you picking up a woman that is presumed or proven to be a prostitute off the street
>there is written or recorded evidence of explicit intent to exchange sex for money/goods
>the prostitute admits that that was what happened

>>213941136
Gavin Newsom and bred his Aryan wife 4 times
What are you doing for the Aryan race?

>>213941183
Bodied that trumptard freak

>>213941208
Exactly what I said, vermont is full of old people who beg blacks from new york to come live with them over the summer as a form of a "retreat"
I am not even joking, vermont is an old person cuck haven

>>213941247
>get 3% hydrogen peroxide
>fill the cap with half peroxide half warm water
>tilt head so affected ear is pointing towards ceiling
>pour capful into ear
>keep head tilted for 3-5 minutes or until it stops popping
>empty ear
may take a couple tries and it feels really strange
some people also get dizzy from it, so be cautious
t. narrow ear canals and used to have to clean them regularly

>>213940968
This unimaginable faggot actually went on tv and said illegal immigrants are good for the country

>>213941323
Can I fuck your tight ear pussy?

>Vote newsome to support the white race!!
Yeah, vote for the guy who had a mental breakdown just the other day because ICE arrested drug dealing illegals at his rally.
California truly are so delusional that they believe there is even 1 (ONE) single person outside of their state who looks at california and thinks "I want that but on a national level"

>>213941114
If you're just finding this out you're pretty fucking slow. Or foreign

>>213940571
How are your clothes not covered in sweat?
Doesn't sound comfortable at all

newsom really triggers the cultists huh

>get debunked
>y-y-y-you're just triggered
concession accepted.

>>213941417
its because he reminds them of their high school bully

>>213941264
The third one seems to be the most difficult to get around.

>>213941386
>just finding it out
I ate cold hotdogs when I was like 4 because I couldn’t reach the microwave
Never said I just realized it

do anime girls deserve rape?

>>213941323
I have already been doing that I have a dropper that it's basically a mix like that
The blockage is super far back in my ear canal cause I kept accidentally pushing it farther back trying to get it out

Pharmacy is too close to drive but I don't feel like walking down the street. Y'all know that problem

Newsom makes Drumpftards seethe the way Trump made leftists seethe
We’re in the era of seethe-based politics

>>213941247
I've been having this issue partially as well. My right ear is at about 70% hearing. Which ear drops are you using?

L this faggot cares more about illegals than citizens

>>213941441
>concession accepted
concession made me think of concession stands at sports arenas where they sell burgers and hotdogs and nacho so now I'm hungry and I'm going to order those things on ubereats

Zamn…..

>>213941552
fag in a scarf vs guy with 2 girls

>>213941535
I'm currently cooking burgers
one more patty until my double smash burger with 3 slices of cheese, a dallop of nacho cheese, ketchup and jalepenos is done

>”girls”
>in the men’s room
Anon…..

if you really cared about the future of america you'd vote for me as the supreme dictator

When Newsome was the mayor of San Francisco I thought for sure he was a homosexual

>>213941572
bodied that freak

it occurs to me that many of you spend all day dwelling on politics and obsessing over random politicians

truly a grim existence.

Chad with an Aryan wife and kids vs Chud who settled for a Jeet and mutt kids

>>213941552
As a chud I'm torn. I fully believe in eugenics so it's hard to support someone as dysgenic and retarded looking as JD Vance
Whereas Chadsome clearly has top tier genes, even if I dislike his policies

>>213941474
stop trying to get it out and make sure you give the mix time to work
if it's deep you'll want to let it sit longer, I had a few times where I straight up did it in bed so I can lay on my side

>>213941632
His wife was literally Weinstein's sex toy

Let me guess, you need more?

>>213937695 (OP)
I love how people in texas try to act tough but they have zero cardio and never leave ac rooms

>>213941632
These images will have the opposite effect of their intended effect. People are far more likely to relate to the awkward dorky high school guy than they are the weird JC Penney model high school jock. No one likes a hollywood movie douche, there's a reason underdogs are so popular. Most people are the latter.

Women vote more than men
All the women will vote for Chad Newsom. It's fucking over

>>213941686
Elections are determined my charisma

Hello my friends.

>>213941683
It’s because they have guns

>>213941626
>posted by a canadian at noon on a monday

yeah i'm unemployed as fuck

>>213941686
Not to mention the dorky kid eventually became a marine while the guy on the left just fell into a political office because of his fathers influence lol

>>213941762
I saw them in the commons today Texans are bigger soyjaks than even new Yorkers

arguing politics is pointless for me
I'm never going to vote

>serving as a military journalist with the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing. During his four years of service, he was deployed to the Iraq War in 2005 for six months in a non-combat role, writing articles and taking photographs

OH NO NO NO

>>213941844
Private Joker headass

>>213941728
Is that why Biden won? Because he was so charismatic?

LOL.

JD Vance niggas be like the mess cook and armorer is just as much of a hero as the marines who saw combat

being a marine is not difficult. i could do it if i cared

I explained cringe and based to my mom

>>213941844
All marines go through the same marine basic training, including combat training, are embedded in combat units and deployed to combat zones. They are still armed and sometimes need to go into combat for self-defense as they are stationed in combat zones
you are just showing how sheltered you are

>>213941863
He was more charismatic than Hillary at least, and he won because the economy crashed under Trump due to Covid
Just like what’s happening now, plus Newsom isn’t a walking corpse

>>213941904
I explained the ancient Indo-Europeans and Scythians and the Alani tribe to my dad and mom.

>>213941911
No, he won because they expanded mail-in voting under the guise of COVID

>>213941909
Seething little faggot thinks marines are physically elite when they let fat lards in there
The reason he was in a non combat role is because he was too much of a fat little scared faggot to handle it

>>213941911
Oh so he didn't win based on his charisma. Got it. So charisma doesn't necessarily determine election outcomes. Got it.

>>213941936
I myself am an unvaxxed pureblood.

Newsom will never be president. The whole country isn't California.

>>213941972
>Seething little faggot thinks marines are physically elite when they let fat lards in there
Says the fat unemployed retard posting on 4chan in a thread called /cum/ on a monday afternoon

>>213941997
I work from home, nephew
Seethe on
Vance is a loser

I'm a CEO

>catspammer
>poolitics
Grim

Hello saars *waving emoji* i am 29 years old and I am about to take a shit from my stinky bottom o algo

Here it comes
OOOPHJHHHHHH OH GODDDDD MMMMMMMMM YEAHHH

>>213942049
>desk jockey calling marines lazy and fat
you would take the day off if your AC went you fatty

>>213942066
That was my impression of a gay US marine

>>213942049
>I work from home
Whoa whoa whoa. Hold it. I read that phrase like 6 times in less than a minute thru 3-4 different threads. I thought wfh jobs were a covid fad.

>>213942049
>I work from home
Just say you are on unemployment

>>213942087
>seething unemployed lardass projects again
Keep trying to defend your fat faggot Jeet lover

>>213942109
It's just the current go-to for NEETs who are too embarrassed to say they are professional job seekers

Lmfao

I found a secret passageway in my house.

Lots of butthurt projecting little college kiddos who can’t find jobs
Me? I answer emails and go to Teams meetings for 2 hours a day and do nothing the rest of the time while getting paid more than you ever will

I work from hell
My supervisor and an unfortunate amount of my coworkers are black women. Yes my job is easy yes I am retarded yes I'm ugly ues I'm incel yes I'm bitter about it. It's a little thing called OVER, ya get it?

Going to get an alcohol restriction on my license

I WISH I WAS A NEPO BABY
I WISH I WAS A NEPO BABY
I WISH I WAS A NEPO BABY

>>213942179
i don't get it

>goes from calling marines lazy fatties to bragging about being a lazy fatty
buck broken in record time

>>213942182
Please elaborate
I love hearing about stuff like this

>>213942217
Of course you don't, look at your posting flag kek

>>213942188
>My supervisor and an unfortunate amount of my coworkers are black women
Ever fuck their little negro pussies?

Guys, guys, let's stop arguing and have a cheeseburger and slice of strawberry cheesecake, or both together

>>213942271
No plus they're all ugly, obnoxious and obese like 90% of black women in real life

very very good 1 pound fish

put MSG on my burger for the first time
MSG tastes like thirdie food, not a fan

>lazy fatty
Sorry buddy unlike you I can afford a gym membership because I have a job and don’t only eat hot pockets and tostinos pizzas

I put crushed up copies of halo 2 on my burger

>>213942332
Umamilet

>>213942302
pic?

JD Vance
>a fat lazy faggot who wears makeup and was a journalist while claiming to be a real vet
You
>a fat lazy faggot with no job who loves JD Vance
Newsom
>based Chad
Me
>based Chad

Yes little guy, everybody is very impressed by your $14/month gym membership. Now get back to checking your email and double muting yourself during your team meeting

>>213942387
epic sea trout saar

Blue collar retards are overwhelmingly fat as hell

I'm old enough to remember when not every picture or video of a cute girl online was from onlyfans or tiktok.

>>213942508
Girls used to post nudes for no other reason than to post nudes

BORN 2 SUFFER

Third world asian girls...

BRN2SFR license plate

>>213942538
It was so wholesome and pure....and they didn't upload videos doing retarded dances to urkeltunes.

Saw a AMWF couple at the grocery store today, big assed pawg milf

It's over

>>213942635
We support AMWF, in no small part because it produces hapas.

I wish I was fucking dead

what's the difference between American language and English

>>213942681
You're right I didn't even actually care I just thought it was interesting

>>213942693
Minor spelling differences and we have more foreign influence
Cookie is a Dutch word

Attention attention I just farted

Saw a BMYM (Black Male Your Mother) couple at the local crackhouse

What's the name of that movie where cars and stuff that's electronic comes alive and starts trying to kill people

>>213942823
Transformers

I just realized all I had to do was ask AI that question. Every time I go to ask a question now I realize I could have just asked AI. The world has become more boring, like when people learn that whales aren't sea monsters

>>213942808
What were you doing at a crackhouse?

Americans used to see the CSA as a noble defeated enemy worthy of respect and admiration until the Jews seized our culture

Bit cold out
Nipples getting a little hard
>>213942871
Smoking crack

some people are better off dead like me for instance

>>213942261
kek, still don't get it but glad you're having fun ameribro

Crazy to think about how in 20 years we will have people retiring who have never done anything in their lives except be a professional email reader.
Imagine sitting on your deathbed and thinking about all of the accomplishments you've had and it's all just reading emails people wrote
Crazy world we live in innit

The British royalty is so cringe.

>>213942878
Idgi what did he slip her like a pill ?

Professional email readers go on picnics during work and read emails from the park

I built a shed when I was supposed to be working

>>213943000
Professional email readers get their butts cummed during work while reading emails

Dad just criticized his friend for "spending money like an African American"

Your mother is a professional email reader and by email reader I mean cock sucker

Woke up and my butt was a bit sore for some reason, I hope you guys didn't violate my trust and thrust your meaty violator into my ASS while I slept like a little baby with my thumb in my mouth

>>213943137
Valid criticism, blacks spend money like upper class white women

Why am I alive
Why

>>213943160
Sorry that was me
Thought you were free use

/cum/ is atrocious during unemployed hours

I only post from 8AM to 4PM PST

>>213943263
I'm actually """"""""working"""""""" right now :^)

trying yuengling. tastes generic as hell

>>213942988
Do zoomers really not know about hat checks? He gave her a nickel to get his hat back, friendo. She's a Hat Check girl

I want to kms

>>213943261
I don't understand, are you saying I'm wrong? Did I offend you with something that is objectively true?

>>213943326
Never sudoku :)

>>213943263
are you at work?

Please die
Please

>>213943303
Same
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I shitpost on company time

>>213942878
she's sexy

Many such examples.

>>213943303
Me three

>>213943415
Agreed.
Weird to think that even her bones are probably dust by now

employee shitposting hours are atrocious. when are the NEETs going to wake up and save us

>>213943460
>>213943460

>>213943247
I've changed anon you know that

I am a fucking retard

>>213943665
probably not

you're probably just in an emotional state

go outside for a walk, drink water, and avoid saying negative things about yourself (i am a retard, etc) for a few days.

the more negative things you say about yourself, the worse you will feel, so one of the easiest ways to feel better is to stop insulting yourself