Thread 213938353

Beni Benassi edition

God telling me not to eat the fruit while I'm on my second piece
oops x

wanked to that video many a time back when kiss and kerrang was the best you cud do

>>213938401
She looks very cultured x

steve laws and zoomer historian are really some ugly mother fuckers, do /brit/fags actually take them seriously?

nonce

>>213938401
Looking great! :ukflag:

>>213938353 (OP)
she was in the year above me, went out with her for a few months in HS

Any vile incelluous twerps in

>>213938401
anyone still have those pics of the ukip chicks that would get spammed here around i wanna say 2017-2019 or so

really wish reincarnation was real so that i could kms and be reborn as a woman to live life on easy mode

>>213938421
no l only listen to ugly american motherfuckers

>>213938353 (OP)
this and the david guetta sweat vid were the teenage wanktoil

>>213938353 (OP)
Those women weren't dressed correctly in order to operate the tools. Whoever was in charge of health and safety while shooting that music video needs a looking-into

anyone else getting their reform fc kit? Ordered mine earlier today
http://reformfc.com

>>213938436
what’s the point if you don’t remember your previous life

>>213938124
ummy

>>213938421
don't know who these eceleb runts are and frankly don't care

>>213938401
Racism, she needs to wear something green and Islamic

>>213938460
why would i want to remember this shitty incel freak life

And if I were to spark up a zoot right now, what then?

>>213938436
Women have it way harder than men

>>213938442
basedo

i used to be a barnacle in a previous life

>>213938455
not me because I'm not a runtish slug

>>213938446
call on me

>>213938384
aye but I'm petrified because I invested literally HERE
As SOON as I finally bite the bullet and jump on the Palantir train, it crashes out the blue
P/E ratio was too high 18 months ago, too high 12 months ago, too high 6 months ago, too high 2 months ago - I kept saying the bubble was about to burst. As soon as the FOMO was too much to bear I jump in and it deflates like a balloon.

I am fucking cursed
£2k - 8% = about 160 quid down the drain
Puss out or hold the line?

>>213938489
And you were so ugly, that everyone died?

>>213938500
corr spaff

i'd like to be something inert like a rock

>>213938475
so you can compare it to your new life as a woman

incapable of watching a film through to the end in one sitting

30 mins tops then I have to return to browsing

>>213938504
>As SOON as I finally bite the bullet and jump on the Palantir train, it crashes out the blue
that's because everyone who waits to "bite the bullet" is usually buying after all the hype which means the stock is overvalued
if you want to take a chance you have to do it early, best you can do now is hold

>>213938491
but they're signed by Nigel Farage, surely that's means it's limited supply and rare

Catching up with the latest news on my Reddit front page

>>213938536
made in britain edish

>>213938484
ktim in a few hours time

>>213938553
made in britain [bangladesh]

>>213938536
the 'up the ra' guy?? no way hahaha what a legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjP79vSqnE

>>213938485
lol

>>213938579
exactly. it actually says on the label.

>>213938534
yeah but the hype was 18 months in the making
I know it's overvalued as fuck but it showed no signs of stopping. Until me that was.

You don't think it will plummet given how literally everyone is talking about how ridiculously ovevalued it is?
It's been going down about 2% every day for the past week or so.

>>213938548
reddit mods just deleting everything because even reddit is all rorkes now

on the grimular alcoholical twattery toileroo

>>213938504
sit this one out lil bro you aint built for this

>>213938583
up the ra Nigel? Really Nigel?

>>213938536
>A politician is selling signed merchandise
If you're not of the opinion that he should be hanged for this, you're a pathetic runtish freak.

why did people stop using KMT? i noticed more and more uk pipo using american slang like "crash out" and "ts" and "gang"
these are signs of a dying empire, mental colonization is almost complete for brits in big cities..

>>213938600
*grimy little gremlin stooge voice* yeh you're right boss he ain't ready heh heh heh

>>213938617
>these are signs of a dying empire
senpai the empire died after ww1

>>213938617
And now we've got gay maga hats
We're completely YANKED

had a mcdonalds yesterday

my dad plays golf with his lawyer and I play vidya with mine
funny how the world changes yet stays the same

>>213938645
>>213938654
just fuck it and move here, most of you have nothing to lose anyways

>>213938597
ktim and i only woke up 3 hours ago

>>213938588
there is still plenty of media pushing palantir and there will also be investors buying the "dip" (if you can call it that lmao) so wait a few weeks and if you're not comfortable sell when it returns to your buy price
i would never invest in palantir because it's 100% manipulation and highly dependent on political change, it has no book value

>>213938691
only jeets and mexicans can easily move to the us

plus sized reform bros...
they're mocking us again

>>213938617
kuomintang?

>>213938734
leftypol hates body positivity now?

I have a junkie living below me who has been forced to leave multiple different areas for drugs, stealing and just being an all round junkie anti social rat

What are some things I can do to make his life as miserable as the people around him have to be due to his junkie actions?

>>213938734
scmreamoonging

>>213938686
nigga you have a lawyer?

theory:
yanks always complain that european food is bland because all the chemicals in their food has permanently altered their tastebuds making it so they can only eat overseasoned food and shit with a million flavour enhancers.

>>213938706
it's for those reasons I haven't touched bitcoin no matter how much my retard friends beg me (which didn't feel great after orange man made it soar)
Completely agree with you on Palantir, the allure just became too much to ignore.

>>213938710
we have h1b euros too but people don't mention them, mainly Romanians and shit. We should just import brits

can’t wait until china destroys the global zionist empire

was the number 1 trader at citibank me

>>213938734
i literally ordered 2xl earlier

>>213938761
Print out fake letters and post em

Woman having life on easy mode is not even a meme.

If you are a woman even if you are ugly all you have to do is not be fat and you will have a good life. You at the absolute minimum will find a ugly guy with a good job to care for you, and that's literally if you look like a man or a burn victim but aren't fat

>>213938772
everything in yankland is overly sweet and tastes disgusting

>>213938791
jej I remember applying for a job at ciitbank after gradauting from uni and their process was absurdly fucking meticulous

Demanding essays on your interest in the position, 5+ IQ tests, an essay on a piece of financial news and your analysis of it.
Didn't even bother sending me a rejection letter. Mustn't have been terribly good.

>>213938772
i think food in the UK and Ireland was pretty much the same as here thoughever, idk about the rest of eurofags but I've had both food in the UK and Ireland and it was quite tasty.

A man called "Uncle London" gave me my UK visa

the existence of white spaces is objectively oppressive to people of colour

Toil finished for the day, got that pintberg of lager in.

>>213938734
Small 40"
Medium 42"
Large 44"
XL 46"
2XL 48"
3XL 50"

>>213938761
put butter on a bit of kitchen roll and grease up his front door handle lol

can't weit untirr china destroy deh grobal zronist empiuh

>>213938838
the irony of the "american" being english and the "european" being american

>>213938813
>it's okay for women to sit at home all day!
>but not those stinky incel NEETs >:(

so badarse

unironically love that gen z boss and a mini video
rattling off each line to myself in my bedsit

>>213938804
American sizes are different than ours, you'd need a 3XL for a US 2XL.

>>213938843
grim alkie cunt

>>213938181
What was the chon like in those days?

>>213938859
Fuckin go on then my son

>>213938859
we couldn't even provide ukraine with decent weapons lool

Total Ukrainian Zerstörung today lads

>>213938887
What's the matter Abdul? Is it coz it's haram?

if the government forcefully trained me and put me in a cool job like machinist or forestry service id happily do it

what does Brexit actually mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ZO2pQNtog

>>213938859
nafo mongs are so bent lol

when china ascends and the west is fully a hodgepodge of impoverished mixed race morons confused about what gender they are the text books that anyone of worth cares about will say russia was in the right

destroy the global south

>>213938920
what happened

>>213938937
if you're from the third world they'll do all that and house you and feed you and your entire family and wnak you off!

>>213938948
Short for British Exit x

I've been here since a little before the exploding van incident, so probably around 2006. Used to say this with pride but I realised I wasted my life skimming imageboards.

Can the White race actually turn things around or is it over?

>>213938972
Unc

just mogged myself in the mirror ITS OVER

>>213938980
Well you could start by having at least a couple of children

>>213938980
it's over

>>213938980
You are from Pakistan

>>213938455
Were you one of the teeny tiny rorkes or the morbidly obese rorkes?

They fuck you up
Your mum and dad

do fannies actually smell like fish or is that just a joke?

>>213939017
I sometimes think they meant to

how do i know if I'm a mossad sleeper agent

>>213938972
Must be grim for you lad. Nearly two decades on here and now it's going up in smoke thanks to Blairite freaks with the physiognomy of slaves. There will never be another site like 4chan :(

In fact the entire internet is probably gonna be shut down given how jews are freaking out

Ukraine is doing a peace deal and giving up land to Russia today. This is setting a terrible precedent in the world and suggesting to the world that you can invade neighboring countries and take their land as long your own ethnic groups lives there. This will allow irredentism to take the mainstream again. Many counties around will do this based on ethnic border lines. This is not good for the world. Billions will actually die, not just in Africa and Asia but Europe as well.

>>213938734
Screeeeeaaaaming rorke is FINISHED

i dont understand anything
>>213939036
no idea

>>213939036
Fannies smell nice and musky and sweaty, never smelled a fishy one
Can only presume fishy smells are created by infections

>>213939045
nothing ever happens

>>213938970
Thank you x

>>213938838
why does it need to be a video when both sides have been 'animated' from a static image using AI?

christ is king

>>213939045
better than the precedent set by the usa - that you can invade any country in the world because errrm ahhh israel don’t like them or something

>>213939036
if not washed yeah they do

>>213939084
hes a nigger

>>213938844
>2XL 48"
Not as big as I was expecting

I'm a trans girl

>>213938972
tim

>>213939045
18:00 BST is when it starts lads

>>213939084
amazing post

>>213939045
>This is setting a terrible precedent in the world and suggesting to the world that you can invade neighboring countries and take their land as long your own ethnic groups lives there.
Good.

>>213939092
women do not wash their fannies thoughbeit

>>213939045
nothing's going to happen. why would ukraine hand over land that russia couldn't capture in 11 years

caught covid lads, im a goner

>>213939069
something might happen this time
>>213939087
I agree we are dogs to Israel and bomb countries but what will happen will be much worse imo

>>213938972
I've only been here since 2014 but love collecting old screenies

>>213939036
was a girl in my class who'd always smell strongly of fish

gonna resist getting on the booze tonight because the hangover just isn’t worth it when you’re 30+

>>213939130
>why would ukraine hand over land that russia couldn't capture in 11 years
Because Russia's already captured the bulk of the land it wants plus somw extra bits for bargaining power? Quite simple really, not sure where you mongs are getting confused

>>213939045
>Ukraine is doing a peace deal and giving up land to Russia today
Never going to happen.

*boring cunt who insists he doesn't get hangovers is typing...*

>>213939130
>why would ukraine hand over land that russia couldn't capture in 11 years
Because Ukraine has LOST

>>213939159
but they can't capture the most fortified positions which is why they want ukraine to just hand them over. ukraine has spent like 10 years fortifying that frontline. so they give up their best position in exchange for what?

>>213939140
dont think so

Tony Blair is probably the most evil man in history

>>213939147
oh my days lad you haven't given that up yet? That shit is for uni students trying to get laid at some shitty party bro. Lol

>>213939084
he was not a king, he was a inbred brown jewish guy from the middle east who had schizophrenia and somehow gained a cult following. Members of his cult than used his death as a way to increase their interests and monopolize his image to generate revenue

thought the OP's thumbnail was lexi belle

repent

>>213939194
>but they can't capture the most fortified positions which is why they want ukraine to just hand them over.
Yes? Because as I said, they've captured extra land for bargaining power and they knew Ukraine would have to sue for peace eventually. Are you a bit retarded?

>>213939183
clearly it hasn't considering that putin has to beg trump to force zelensky to just hand over land that they can't capture by force

>>213939143
here's one for you

>>213939045
On the one hand I'm ready for this war to be over at last
On the other hand I think it's pretty obvious Russia is going to use the refugees caused by this war who have fled into Georgia, bits of eastern Europe, central Asia, to justify further expansion

じゃラブホ行くぞ
ちんちん舐めます

>>213939045
Pic related. Give him the fucking prize

The 'berg

Russia occupies almost 20% of Ukraine but Ukraine is WINNING!!

>>213939212
>Members of his cult than used his death as a way to increase their interests and monopolize his image to generate revenue
what absolute drivel they were tortured and executed

russia freaks switch between saying russia has won and begging ukraine to surrender because the war has to stop and people dying is hecking bad or something

>>213939143
prehistoric twat obliteration

>>213939278
me-ow x

why do zoomers age so badly?

>>213939282
fucking moron how are those mutually exclusive. ukraine endlessly dragging on the war will lead to pointless deaths yes

>>213939278
zesty af

>>213939237
not very old though is it :/

>>213939130
>why would ukraine hand over land that russia couldn't capture in 11 years
The Russians are in control of 30% of Ukraine's territory. You would tell any non-euro country in that situation that they lost...

>>213939278
zesty kitty x

>>213939279
a signifcant chunk of that was captured in 2014 and again in 2022 during surpise attacks. when they actually need to fight to capture land it costs them dearly i.e. donbass fortifications

guys the war can't end, i haven't secured my ukie war bride just yet

wait
waiiittttt
this is my only chance for a gf

>>213938734
Oh nononononononono
RORKE, where you at?!

>>213939341
it's not 30%, france, poland, etc were also all 100% occupied during ww2 and yet germany still lost

>>213939318
russia started it so its on them to stop init

>>213939300
ultra processed food natives

there's a decent chance you and I will have had something resembling homecooked meals growing up. Today's zoomers grew up on microwave ready meals and dairylee lunchables. Out of the womb they don't drink breast milk they get powdered goyfeed from a big plastic tub.

>>213939346
>a signifcant chunk of that was captured in 2014 and again in 2022 during surpise attacks.
So?

>>213939381
it lost to the ussr and usa not france and poland

Rorke to Reform FC - HERE WE GO!

Agreement reached with Jobcentre United, fee of £3.50 plus 80p in add-ons. Relationship between two clubs excellent.

The 38-year-old stalker has agreed terms until 2030 election and will wear the number 7 in 3XL.

No convincing ever needed as Rorke made it clear he ONLY wanted to work under Farage, deal progressed quickly. HUGE signing for #RFC!

>>213939279
>>213939341
wow they got another 10% in 2 minutes

for me it's .45-70 Gov't

>>213939222
>they've captured extra land for bargaining power
What extra land is this? A couple hundred sqkm and 200 pop villages?
The only land they hold is in the areas they annexed, and they don't even control all the land they claimed.

Was out in the pube earlier and had a go at karryoke

>>213939401
so um er...

>>213939412
but it still lost because it couldn't sustain the war. putin is also now begging to end the war and just be given territory because he knows he can't sustain it.

leftypol fat shaming people is he. bit strange

>>213939420
can see you've put some effort into this but it isn't hitting the mark for me. (You) for the effort though.

>>213939428
>The only land they hold is in the areas they annexed,
Wow no shit retard?

me on the right

>>213939420
POO SCREAMING

>>213939477
Kek rorke don't stress yourself out too much, your heart might finally give!

>>213939477
not on x fatism

>>213939484
spaedo probably spent hours on it lol

oh my god. Fuck me Britishers are actually the funniest people on earth

https://x.com/JackHadders/status/1957104629881118783

>>213939490
Right, so what land do they have that gives them bargaining power? What land can they realistically have to swap? They have none.

>>213939258
えっと。。。
それはちょっと
んん、ゲイだ

>>213939503
hahahhahahaha

ukraine lost
cope and seethe jews
cope and seethe paedo tarquins
cope and seethe trannies

What did Brian Jacques mean by this?

2 hours of tech support just to find i dont have the tool installed that im trying to use lol . Bit embarrassing

who is shagging the russian birds whilst all the lads are off at war?

was out on bus before with all the riff raff. grim scenes

>>213939574
I'm sure they have their fair share of brown people to fulfill that responsibility

>>213939574
mahomedov, durbabanduly, abduladov, etc.

>>213939574
me

>>213939300
Cosmetic surgery in their early 20s

>>213939556
nafo troons are gonna report your post bro

right lads I'm off out to have sex with a woman

squirt is piss

>>213939619
im the woman

>>213939574
Russia doesn't conscript the rich Muscovites and St. Petersburgers, they mostly conscript the poor rubes from the hick villages in Siberia and the Far East and shit.

So, the lads shagging the fit Moscow girls are probably the Moscow men.

I have a fetish for women staring at me in a particular way and a woman stared at me in that way today which gave me the heeby jeebies

>>213939300
stress from social media

>>213939574
ahmedov, muhammedich and allahdiv

>>213939556
No suit. No tie. No concessions.

Never had a work IT issued that wasn't resolved by the indian man on the other end terminating the session and putting me on a new session.

You'd think after all these years they'd devolve the ability to terminate the session to the user but no they prefer us to sit on the phone to the offshore chaps for 15 minutes.

>>213939630
see you soon darling get those beans scranned before I arrive

reminder that JD Vance and George Osborne are friends going back decades

>>213939632
slavic Natashas prefer muslim churkas, even nfkrz talked about it

>>213939484
my thoughts exactly

>>213939300
excessive skin care routines that chemically overwhelm the body and obsession with gym and exercise that constantly keeps the body in a stressed state

>>213939423
>Muh stalemate
Would you say South Korea or North Korea won the Korean war?

>>213939652
what kind of issue?

>>213939649
alri black paedo tarquin troon fucker

>>213939666
Its a big club and you're not in it

>>213939678
mong that's not it at all. it's all cherry picked shit like famous actresses that had botox and now look older.

Fucking hell retinoids are amazing. I went from never getting IDed to getting IDed every time I buy fags or booze, what's even more mental is that I'm always clean shaven too

>>213939703
hit a nerve broccoli head?

>>213939670
the unsurprising fantasies of a yank

>>213939530
>Right, so what land do they have that gives them bargaining power?
Areas outside Donetsk, Luhansk and Crimea

>>213939729
i'm 34 lmao

sorry lads but if I have 80% of the cake and you have 20% of the cake
I've got more cake

>>213939725
it's a gamble 50/50 they make your skin worse. but if they work for you then.. oh... they work alright

>>213939755
sports direct mug im guessing

>>213939715
wish i could say this hadn't happened to me

>>213939666
Vance is a glowie with ties to Peter Thiel

It’s amazing how people can talk about me but I’m not allowed to talk about them.

>>213939751
this you?

>>213939688
Considering North Korea started the war with the express goal of annexing all of South Korea and was instead forced to accept a border line actually north of where they started, clearly South Korea won.
>>213939735
They have none. As you agreed, the only areas they control are in the oblasts they supposedly annexed already.
Maybe some border towns here and there, but nothing to warrant any serious land swaps.

>>213939765
huh retinoids seem to do almost nothing for me might give them up x

>>213939751
I still had a piece of your cake that you didn't want me to have. Again it's like saying Mexico won their two wars against us merely because we didn't take ALL of Mexico

>>213939765
don't see how they can make your skin worse unless you don't understand that you can have a negative reaction from them when first taking them

Got my T-shirt pulled over my head like cornholio
I need tp for my bungole

>>213939755
love a Sphris Cargo

im finished wanking for good. now i only wank for evil

>>213939791
>They have none
Simply incorrect

>>213939369
voting green after seeing this

>>213939811
literally screaming aaaahhhh

Caught four tits, call me a hunter

>>213939805
epic boomer reference

when you put out chips on a tray but you realise the tray is too small so you take out a bigger tray but now you're a bit ticked off cos you have to wash two trays

>>213939812
Post a map showing all the massive areas they control outside the annexed oblasts, lad.

crazy to think there are a bunch of nafo trannies who get themselves off to russian teenagers dying in a war

>express goal of annexing all of South Korea
*reunifying the country after US imperialism had divided it

>>213939755
because people keep leaving their back doors unlocked

hwell in all my years *wipes glasses* I'm sorry, mister, but that's too far west for me *whistles in front of the general store*

>>213939811
ummy

Peng BBC Paki is on again

wanking on the international space station and accidentally clogging the instrument panels with blobs of errant floating spaff

they want sex too I found it out from Peter Tatchell

>>213939864
wonder what curry is her favourite x

>>213939841
Would have taken you 5 seconds to google
Suck my knob

Any gay retard nigga man in?

>>213939864
Want her to bruise my bollocks

>>213939885
Hi

>>213939856
i mean wanking with like evil scooby doo villain music playing in the background not nonce shit

got the steve lookner on

>>213939885
ye they're talking about russia and ukraine again

>>213939885
I'm straight and intelligent and also white

>>213938353 (OP)
Genuinely cannot believe there are spackers on here who voted for Labour, baffling, absolutely baffling.

>>213939873
wonder what favourite is her curry x

got the chris corbett on

>>213939632
Is it really 10cm?

lads spending their life savings on Nivea and Garnier's latest hyaluronic microbubble nanosphere technology creams while sat motionless at home all day putting away a pack of chocolate hobnobs

move more and clean up your diet. You don't need this snake oil shite, you're not a woman. You don't need to be spending £30 on paste to smear into your skin.

>>213938771
my limited company does

do whites brits live in Towerhamlets anymore or is all just jeet/bengalis?

no one that posts here is intelligent

>>213939878
Just so we're clear here champ, the only areas Russia controls that were not formally annexed are these tiny little bits here. I'd wager the population is no more than a few tens of thousands.
And for this you expect Ukraine to give up all the areas it controls in Donetsk, Kherson, Zaporizhia?
Double-digit IQ on you.

Got an Indian side bitch, call her "my little curry in a hurry"

>>213939896
What's up?

>>213939906
BORING

>>213939910
That's cool but I didn't ask

>>213939885
*my ears prick up but i pretend not to hear you*

sucking on a vape and hate my life

Rorke's da wearing a turtleneck, listening to LBC and lecturing rorke on why radicalism isnt the answer

>>213939957
bengalis

>>213939986
screamnig

>>213939941
I'm not here, I'm a yankposter on vacation in Brussels. :)

>>213939864
meh, she's no Leila Nathoo

>>213939978
The sky bro.

any radical centrists in?

Top tips for launching a startup in the UK?

>>213939878
what exactly is this supposed to show. apart from the stuff they captured in 2014 most of this is empty fields in the south and abandoned areas in luhansk and it's not like they'll be willing to exhange these lands. russia literally wrote them into its constitution. they don't have any bargaining power because they're not actually willing to bargain. they just want ukraine to hand over the land they can't capture

>>213939997
Why would you go on vacation there?

I've heard it is hell on earth

desu I like the sweet and creamy coconuttyness of a korma but I wish it was hotter as I'm a fan of the sweet and spicy combination

>>213939943
not sure the lads you're talking to are on /brit/ to be honest

>>213939943
studies disprove everything you said, I take a copper peptides injection and my skin care products all korean. I also take tretinoin gel (prescribed) accunate (prescribed) and 1mg of finasteride

I will never let myself fall for "just eat clean" bro meme. I already eat clean and lift but that won't give me my young look. I'm 31 and still can pass for 21

Ordered a ‘kizza again for tea even though I had one last week and it made me sick for the whole day. Hope bossman remembered to wash his hands today

are the autistic virgins arguing about their little map scenarios again
fascinating stuff

>>213939993
what about these guys?
https://x.com/SamSamwisexx/status/1956866369711964236

>>213940042
the white man marches on

why would a heterosexual man want to look like a twink

>>213940027
My local curry house sells a hot korma and it’s my usual. It’s amazing, has fresh chillis in it

>>213940060
beats me. they're clearly not local. whenever i go to tower hamlets it's just full on bangladesh. i'll be the only white person for miles

>>213939957
literally all browns except a couple of pensioners who've been there since 1960 and haven't moved out

>>213940035
>I'm 31 and still can pass for 21

deployed the 'food poisoning' 'xcuse to Jobcentreberg, wonder what their thoughts are on that

>>213940035
36 year old who looks 17.webm

>>213940078
bpd bisexual pussy

>>213940078
I don't want to look like a twink I just hate looking old

New

>>213940049

ruby makhani for me de lid

>>213940027
Sounds like Thai curries to me

>>213940019
I'm only here a day, it was just a convenient stop between Paris and Amsterdam.

It's a really weird city. You can see every manner of person: North African, West African, East African, Meds, Teutonics, Americans, Chinese, Japanese, chavvy Brits, posh Brits, Russians, literally everyone except native Belgians whom I'm convinced don't actually exist, hence are Nige's remarks on Belgium.

>>213939755
is it the "This is what an awesome teacher looks like" mug?

im gonna post my cycle and what i take

>>213939755
hes actually alright this little freak