Thread 213941650

Cat edition

>>213941653
don't enjoy wanking anymore, me

I feel nothing

>>213941650 (OP)
is this real

>>213941666
gooning has defeated you

I’d give Emma Watson a mating press creampie before eating her poop.

The bright side!

must have eaten something a bit iffy yesterday. done 7 poos today (4 of them runny). also very gassy.

shagging a vegemite sandwich

>>213941674
Yes

https://www.lancashirelambboxes.co.uk/shop/p/whole-lamb-box

Pretty mental you have to raise and feed this lamb, send it off for slaughter, butchering and then deliver it and it's still only £200
Profit margins can't be high on that

>>213941708
wow just like in that song

>>213941714
fascinating development!

ever been on a cruise?

>>213941687
I think so.

once you've been right deep down the goonhole like speedwanks and mephedrone and all that, sober wanking isn't it.

right well thats a webm of a paki fella raping an old man up the arse isnt it

>>213941523
>Your looks will eventually fade no matter what you do. What's your plan for that eventuality?
I don't plan on living long, I have probably fucked up my body with all the things I take. I want to look as young as I can for the longest I can. It doesn't get boring to me because new things are discovered everyday. Anti-aging is the future. Look at this asian guy

https://www.boredpanda.com/50-year-old-photographer-asian-do-not-age-chuando-tan/

>>213941667
I am not telling men to be vain, I am saying they can do little things to self improve which will help in their lives, it's pretty simple. They don't need to do what I do.

---
anyways on my jog now, i'll see you all later, if you have any questions I can answer all of them for you when I'm back. I have no friends and no family and all the free time in world.

>>213941751
it is what it is

>>213941740
wogxhaustion just looking at this

>>213941740
the life jackets in the pool is funny ngl

Basically the same thing that I posted. Evil.

>>213941751
He’s Hindu a Muslim wouldn’t do that

>>213941708
Is this what people in Australia typically do?

>300mg is high for a first cycle
Talking out your arse mate. 300mg is fine for a first cycle
No chance you've done it yourself otherwise you'd know doing 300mg for a first cycle just makes you wish you'd tried 500 unless you've been lifting for a year or less

>>213941752
Okay I changed my mind you're based and I'm happy for you

Godspeed you beautiful bastard

*enters thread*

we didn't have gooning back in my day. a wank was done in under 5 minutes. no wasting time.

>>213941768
nah it isnt

>>213941731
sanjesh, mate....

>>213941666
we all have those days

THIS is what we're supposed to fear??

>>213941794
Back when time was money

>>213941731
Why did he do it?

raping my arse

>>213941814
he’s right
if by we, he means the british volk
not internationalist bankers or foreigners

>>213941790
who is attracted to this. proper uncanny valley proportions

>>213941770
don't want to drown innit

>>213941708
letfybruce desperately trying to be more abo

Metaphysically gooning

how can he bum?

cannot stand those ai videos where the cat starts dancing at the end
was lying down in bed earlier picturing myself clubbing whoever makes them

>>213941813
one day AI will send this video to other AI to make them mad and radicalise them like videos of niggers beating up a white guy

eating poo with my arse

TL;DR: Panty Mayonnaise got graped

>>213941836
weird incels and third worlders

>>213941843
abos are based

>>213941813
clanker absolutely btfo

inventing a rube goldberg wanking machine in my garden shed

>>213941861
>>213941836
it's a new trend in china this long leg thing

>>213941782
there's no reason at all to jump in at 300mg

by all means if you start lower and want to go up then do so but there's no point starting at 300mg the same way there's no point starting at a gram of test. People can and do get results they are very happy with at half that dose across 2 pins a week. You want the minimum effective dose.

I'm 31 but pass for 21

>>213941814
cant we own the means of production and have less browns?

The dog in The Dam Busters was called NIGGER
Lovecraft's cat was called NIGGERMAN
These are the FACTS

Finally gave in and make a TikTok to see what the fuss is about

Mental how fun it is. Very easy to waste hours on but proper entertaining ngl

>>213941813
next step in robotics is teaching these machines how to do the fencing response after a fall like this

>>213941840
yeah cos they cant swim cos theyre BLACK

>>213941856
:)

>>213941752
>Mingling with celebrities also helps to keep him young. Probably
Rich people have access to better quality everything that keeps them healthy and youthful looking, who knew!

>>213941902
One or the other mate, I don't make the rules

>>213941730
>next available delivery
>11th-12th Sep

Take the piss

Highly prejudiced against mint ice cream that isn't green

>>213941906
Rorke is typing…

>>213941919
would literally bash your fucking head in

I'm in your ends rorke

when i was at uni a man came up to me in a train station and asked if i was a boy or a girl. we didn't have trannies back then.

>>213941912
rip your brain

>>213941917
bit racist could be any number of reasons such as being low IQ or from poor backgrounds who never got swimming class ever think of that??

>>213941912
Just in time for the school uniform try-on haul season :)

>>213941934
ooooooh you're hard

Getting the bathroom redone

>>213941956
you're right they are low IQ and poor cos theyre BLACK

>>213941963
worst use of AI imaginable would love to take a club and shove it up your arse

when incels speak. you stop talking. you listen. you learn.

>>213941963
You can tell this isn't real because the dance movements are very human like

>>213941934
you couldn’t bash your dinner mate pipe down

Ever been raped by a midget? Do you want to?

>>213941957
I only get brainrot, UK memes and funny black people in my feed, none of that dance routine shite

glory to chairman mao

at a&e did a number on me leg

the thing about trans people is they don't really act like their supposed gender, and instead act like their biological acting the way they think the opposite sex acts.
trans men with the one hand in pocket, leaning slightly more on one side, doing a little bob when they walk
trans women saying shit like oh my gawd yass and collecting labubus because girls must love cute things

anyway chicken stew for dinner tonight

Just not really on is it though. All this limp wristed posting.

Not very high test is it. pretty neurotic in fact

>>213941979
sybau

>>213941981
very unfortunate dwarfism
you can tell she would've been a very pretty normal woman
nature is so cruel

>>213941890
Yeah you can get results from that but what's the point fucking your hormones for a few months for that? I cruise on 150 I just don't see the point doing a cycle at all if you're doing what is basically a high trt dose

>>213942004
you could argue normal people do the exact same thing mate
hardly a groundbreaking insight

>>213941650 (OP)
Nature has gone too far

Why yes, I'm a grown man who watches tik tok videos of school children for sexual excitement.

No, I actually have plenty of reasons to continue living now that you ask

>>213941943
i know the first 3 numbers

>>213941912
I know for a fact I can never install it or I'll be locked in the coomhole algorithm with no escape.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749273648416928.webm

>>213941919
how the fuck do they do that

>>213942056
what a fucking whore
i wanna lick her tummy

>>213942033
yeah normal men act the way they think women act

>mechanic in yankland
>makes $10-15k a month
mental
so he makes 3x more than me in my comfy higher tax paying office job that required a masters to acquire

on top of that their houses are 1/3rd the price of ours
le sigh

>>213942017
like you’re doing now?

>>213942056
you weak pathetic man

>>213942004
>trans men with the one hand in pocket, leaning slightly more on one side
ALRI JAMES DEAN

Remember when Mikey went mental one night and was driving his van around Warrington screaming and brandishing his crossbow looking for a poster he didn't like
Don't think he found him

>>213941992
the healthcare system in this country is just fat inbred biomass with worms in their teeth or scurvy or tuberculosis

fucking state of it all. it's finished

A lot of right wing types are predicting civil war and regime collapse like the USSR or Yugoslavia in 1991, but unfortunately we are not there yet. The evidence? The British elite are not breaking ranks yet. We haven't seen high ranking military or state officials siding with the likes of Rupert Lowe.

To me, this just shows how ideological they are. The British elite are liberal degenerates. Nationalist counter-elites have to replace them. I seriously doubt many will defect other than the White parts of the army.

>>213940695
>>213940695
>>213940695

Would love to get your thoughts on this topic.

>>213942069
Get a load of this virgin (islander)

>>213942073
wilfully ignorant bad faith reading of my post which i shan’t be justifying with an answer x

Raising the English flag in England is now an act of rebellion.

>>213942076
You don't understand yanks NEED to eat out every day and have 100 subscription services

>>213942106
Who are you talking to?

>>213941919
IM LITERALLY PISSING AND SHITTING MY PANTS AT THIS HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>213942110
didnt read, you've wasted your time

>>213942056
you don't have to watch this sort of stuff you know? and you can just go to pornhub for a wank?

How can government's be so incompetent? Imagine living your life where 20% of your salary is going to paying off credit card debt. They're beyond fucking retarded and we'll end up paying the price in the end

>>213942113
good response, based, love you

these grown up legal teens on tik tok are out of control

>>213942004
thought trannies were typically interested in programming and other weird autistic things that are repulsive to women

>>213942110
choonisia aha x

mtf tranners can be hot (exceedingly rarely) but ftm ones always look like steven universe blob people

>>213942129
Just Fucking read it, I promise you you'll learn something interesting and new.

>>213942113
answer to what mate it wasn't a question

>>213942142
they are so fucking sexy it's unreal

>>213942135
Once the economy collapses the people will be begging for National Socialism.

>>213942135
Christ, they're more upshit creek than I am

>>213942158
...nh

>>213942158
Get fucked

troonisia lol

>>213942120
All of you. If you're here then you aren't a lemming.

>>213942189
snorted irl

miss this x

>>213942189
poo scream

alri

>>213942181
Rude

>>213942203
right has peter sutcliffe victim face

>>213942203
BACK WHEN THIS COUNTRY MEANT SOMETHING

>>213942132
>you don't have to watch this sort of stuff

you'd think so but I do

>>213942225
hooting

>>213942132
>and you can just go to pornhub for a wank
kier starmer says no

raping an ant

>>213942135
most people pay more than 20% of their lifetime income towards debts like mortgages

the gf

Spainoooooooo-ooooh!

What a shit thread

>>213942281
Listen what I say, ohhhh

Simply being a White Man in London is an Act of Defiance

love getting stoned and putting on my little spandex catsuit
need to stop it tho or limit it to a few times a month or i’ll end up a full blown tranny

>>213942287
is now you've shown up you boring mong

femboy bimbofication sex

why do people ask how you're doing when you are clearly shit and then go on about it
"don't bottle it up!" why? what are you gonna do about it? If I spew my true feelings what does that achieve beside bringing the mood down

>>213942269
ʷʰʸ

My girlfriend doesn't actually exist in this universe, she's from a different universe

>>213942315
The idea of a fella like you submitting and wearing it while I bum the life out of you gets me rock hard

Lads do you ever feel a bit of dysphoria when you get reminded of how different this country used to be

Like when you see an engraving on some furniture, building or machine that was manufactured in Britain in the 19th Century

so what do we do when ofcom throw a fit and block us? we're still posting here right under vpns?

>>213942327
Often find myself wondering how people in bottling factories felt

>>213942135
a few extra million unskilled 3rd worlders should solve the problem

buying bread from a man in hobart
he was 6’4 and full of farts

something gay is afoot

>>213942152
Sort of the point though isn't it

>>213942356
went to a museum in lincoln to see what life was like in that century and was glad to be alive right now.

>>213942351
i’m not gay
well i am gay for fanny (love licking minge and femdom) but the idea of a cock up the arse disgusts me

>>213942362
you can find out by watching arsenal

>>213942327
Get yourself down to a Men's Shed or talk to your mates. They would rather have you crying on their shoulder than be crying at your funeral.

>>213942368
:3c

>>213942368
Get off the bradders wikifeet haha

>>213942357
Last time 4chan got hacked most of us went to the sharty doubt many will post with vpns so probably end up back there

>>213942357
Last time 4chan got hacked most of us went to the sharty doubt many will post with vpns so probably end up back there

>>213942425
just realised 4chan getting banned will be a good thing.

>>213942399
screehcing

>>213942395
Ye that makes it better. I'm just trying to turn you away from trooning out because you WILL be in my sights

>>213942366
I asked, "have you ever had Herpes zoster?"
And he just smiled and gave me a Classic Fosters

>>213942357
Will probably just pack it in. Been here like 20 years anyway

Google dancing Israelis

should europeans return to their pagan roots?

People live such interesting lives full of adventure and intrigue. Not me though.

new Tales of remaster announcement tomorrow

>>213942465
what on gods green earth is a herpes zoster

>>213942494
Is Microsoft Copilot down

my ancestors survived war, famine and plague only for me to rot in my smeggy bedroom all day

>>213942482
nobody here for sure

me on the left

employed woman OF leaks cor cor COR

>>213942517
nah but your syndrome is

Absolutely mental how there are countries like Indonesia or Bangladesh with hundreds of millions of people... and what exactly have they contributed to humanity?

It was a great idea to let these countries be the cheap slave factories of the world, so that we in the West can enjoy leisure.

>>213942545
indo mie is pengers doe

Hello everybody,

Here is an image which I find arousing!

Thank you for your attention

SAAR I am just u turning my truck on the highway

>>213942540
cor does the thick dilation sludge ooze out of her mangled scrotum?

anime is so aggressively ugly

who did you side with in the skyrim civil war?
i went with stormcloaks

>>213942579
:/

>>213942401
>Men's Shed
what's that

>>213942579
she puts an ALDI specialbuys hairbrush right up her arsehole

>>213942588
Don't know mate, I don't play little boys games

>>213942614
codeword for a cottaging spot

>>213942588
I've been busy having sex

>Documentary about Ozzy Osbourne disappears from BBC schedule
uh oh...

my eye keeps twitching why is that?

>>213942663
Called blinking, try it once in a while you mutant freak

never actually been in ALDI or LIDL
i walked past one once and it looked poor

>>213942620
fair x
>>213942638
utter bollocks

>>213942663
Microchips behind your eyeballs :(

>>213942663
*quickly points the eye twitch rays away from you*
dunno mate

want a wank. catberg on lap. a dilemma for the ages

>>213942545
All our clothes come from Bangladesh mate
They're the Lincoln of the 21st century

>>213942639
That means he's the ultimate anti-nonce, right? Because BBC is a nonce company is it not?

>>213942614
they have everything for young men to enjoy
you can hang out with all the boys

Might get in a spaceship and start abducting alcoholics to stick things up their arses

there you go
chickpea and spinach enchiladas

Genuinely don't care what happens to this country anymore
I've given up on politics entirely. We've had enough time to make things right but nobody cared. All I'm concerned with now is making money and shagging fit girls whilst I'm still able to

>>213942744
Elton John's large intestine

>>213942750
fucking cranium on that thing

>>213942751
you've grown up and are no longer an adolescent obsessed with inane politics.

>>213942744
was skeptical when you mentioned it earlier but actually looks alri, nice job

>>213942639
why are they reporting on themselves?

im imagining anime girls lezzing out in my head

>>213942788
Starting to think these racists are a rum sort of crowd

>Great British Railways
what the hell? I just saw a sign at the station that all the operators are merging and will be publicly owned. How's that gone under the radar then? Was this Keir?

I always came to school in my uniform on non-uniform days. Never wanted to give to charity. Weren't interested.

>>213942356
looking through the historical photos of my town has this feeling, i can see the remnants of what is now gone, what still remains from then, and how it affected the new developments.

>>213942825
how would they both fit in there?

>>213942831
Not the sort to play Scrabble with

>>213942833
Was literally a major manifesto pledge

proto bf made fun of my tiny cock again

What's leftypol's response?

>>213942880
post it

>>213942890
Absurd

>>213942892
not nearly drunk enough to give up the goods

>>213942834
Oh my days rorke

another long day at the gay rape factory

>>213942356
no glad im not a farm laborourer or a factory worker dont like this country but my family would have never been able to make it out of the working class back in the day

>>213942834
would have made fun of you and said you were too poor to afford clothes

is "mens mental health" really just asking your mates "how you holding up yeah just tired yeah haha" with the belief that this will stop them killing themselves?

cheeky slice of lime in my heineken
dead decadent

>>213942937
Gaslighting yourself into thinking you're being honest

>>213942937
Just the latest nonsense trendy fad.

>>213942937
Checking each other's prostates

>>213942834
runtiest kids did this

just found madeline mccann down the back of the couch

>>213942788
wouldn't mind this

imagine how peng it would be if the world was only white people, east asians, and african-americans cos their funny

Pu55yman_Dan

>>213942864
I don't watch Labour desu

>>213942834
did this because my parents were too poor to pay the £1 or whatever it was

Yeah mate how are you
Yeah mate really shit
Oh why's that mate
Oh I lost my job, my nan's dead, I can't make rent and I've got no life prospects
Haha yeah fair mate fair
Same time again in two seconds?
Sound mate

>>213942348
fellatrix can draw a good bimbo, it's just when he draws them getting fucked that he goes completely off the rails

having a mucus wank

how about instead of menthol elf we fix this fucking dogpiss state of a """country"""

>>213942834
Most schools don't do non uniform days anymore

Wish I moved to The City after University. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

>>213942788
um

>>213943031
this is how convos with my bff go
>stayed in bed all day again award
>haha yeah me too

rorke :3

>>213943048
what city

in my days we called it a mufti day

too tired to wank
whats this pozzed clownworld coming to

right that's a bloke playing with his tiny cock

literal children in the thread talking about their uniforms

leftypol leaving half his dinner on the plate because he refuses to use a fork and insists on grappling with chopsticks in the asian restaurant

>>213943075
I barely know you, but let me narrate the depths of despair I feel through empty platitudes and meaningless silence.

>>213943108
Wanking to it me

mental health was bad so i went to the gp
he gave me some pills
now i don't really feel much but i like it like that

>>213943115
nothing wrong with a chopstick

just seen a union jack in someone's window. bit naughty.

>>213943128
fucks sake

>>213943108
i'm 15

just booted up baby maker extreme on the '360

>Oh I lost my job, my nan's dead, I can't make rent and I've got no life prospects
ktim

yeah?

>>213943046
another victim of the wokeists

>>213943149
phwoar

thinking about that time i wore my sister's knickers to work but i put a pair of boxers on top just in case

>>213942837
yeah old film photographs definitely illicit the feeling

>>213943149
janny doesn't play
you better hope no one reports you lad

where's mousey ??

asked my dad about his mental health and immediately regretted it
cunt wouldn't shut up
in the end i just had to speak over him "no one likes a moaner"

>>213943180
asleep next to me

>>213942891
why are Turkish nationalists in London and not Turkey?

I'm putting together a team

>>213943159
I reckon

>>213943079
What the fuuuuuck he's minuscule
Must be one of the S rorkes

Rorkey wearing khaki on mufti day

Just smacked the cat and shut her in the other room lol

>>213943180
up all night and then went to play pokemon go around 8am so probably conked out atm

Brothers shall strive
and slaughter each other;
Own sisters' children
shall sin together;
Ill days among men,
many a whoredom:
An axe-age, a sword-age,
shields shall be cloven;
A wind-age, a wolf-age,
ere the world totters.

>>213943171
used to wank with hers while huffing her vag smells in the gusset

>>213943203
Did the same but for my four year old child

I wore non-uniform but would often forget my pound lol

>>213943171
wrongun if true

>>213943221
2

chinese waitress taught me how to use chopsticks when I was a kid
the wait staff always used to be friendly back in the day, dad said it was because we had toddlers and babies were a rarity because of their 1 child policy so they always came over to see them

>>213943221
all too thin
get them on the burgers asap

>>213943221
42351

>>213943237
one of her old pairs not ones she'd miss having

>>213943048
why?

>>213943221
2>5>1>4>3

>>213943221
2 for me
surrounded by jungle bbc while i just watch with my greased up knob out

>>213943221
Alright ladies! Time to complete the look!
*Holds up a brace of anal plug cat tails*

>>213943241
What happened when they tried to buy you?

>>213943221
25413

>>213943221
53241

on the bed
on the floor

why is he mocking her

>>213943217
>many a whoredom:
>>213943221

33 years old me. didnt marry, didnt have children, had no chance really. just spending the rest of my life dossing about really

A white man who willingly serves the techno-industrial machine is my enemy moreso than the endless hordes of brown biomass. One is hellbent on destroying the world, even declaring it righteous, the other, in the grand scheme, is a non-factor.

would you cuddle and play pokemon go with me >,<

>>213943149
remember catching a mega ban when i admitted to being underage bout a decade ago

looking at whoredoms in my cooordom

>>213943323
just banter

>>213943337
Rorke life!

>>213943362
>>213943362
>>213943362

>>213943337
Did all 3 at 29, just about made it

>>213943313
little minx she is

>>213943360
yh?
well I haven't even been born yet!!!!!

>>213942750
Wahey!