Thread 213944594

>Hey Brazil, you gonna work on those Nobel Prizes?

>Can't, we're busy

>What they're busy with

why is brazil selfishly hoarding all of the fun and happiness in the world?

>>213944594 (OP)
You can't suffer in Brazil

>>213944594 (OP)
There's no need for sc*ence and inventions when you've got the most important thing in the world on a plate for you

>>213944594 (OP)
Brazil is a collective dream, a place that comes into existence every time we close our eyes and ask our deeper selves what we really want

why is bro throwing it back with the bitches

I am 22 and never had sex

>>213944905
lol just go down to the beach with a football and get some

>>213944594 (OP)
>>Hey Brazil, you gonna work on those Nobel Prizes?
>>Can't, we're busy
>>What they're busy with

>>213944905
Lies, this is a Russian on a VPN engaging in a demoralization campaign

>>213944624
>>213944742
>>213944849
Please come to Brazil.

Imagine caring about some geeky jewish prizes when you can fuck pardas gostosas

>>213944905
That's self voluntary. you'll always be a vocal.

>>213944594 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCKPyVqURY

is it true that brazil has 0 nobel prize winners?
i find that hard to believe
if i remember correctly
even chile a tiny country in south america country has a nobel prize winner
even south korea with a population only 1/5 that of brazil has had three nobel prize winners
what's wrong with brazil?

>>213945154
*Whispering* they're macacos

>>213944954
What else criminality is bad in Brazil? Warm country near the ocean, fruits, all the things, you know

>>213945202
It's just crime. Electronics are probably very expensive here too, I think those are the problems.

>>213945136
People from the Northeast can't suffer. (when it rains)

>>213945154
Brazilians do not care about education. They only think about leisure at the beach and parties with friends. For Brazilians, what's important is probably music and dancing, rather than money or success.

>>213944742
bro, you live in russia

>>213944594 (OP)
>swedoid circlejerk prize
into the trash

>>213945470
Well, there is many good things here.
>>213945305
Why do you need many electronics when you have so much nice girls and food?

>>213944594 (OP)
Brazil is sooo based

>>213945540
I don't complain about it, but anyone who likes electronic and video games suffers in Brazil.

>>213944594 (OP)
several hot girls
you have to compete with guys who carry riffle for them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY-wm3SQEwg

British tourist is drugged and has his personal belongings stolen in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

>>213945857
>>213945716
Why they didn't ban weapon in Brazil?

>>213945154
nobel prize in rumpology

>>213945716
Women are literally leaving because it's trashy and icky. What's left behind is a sausagefest

>>213945897
It's already prohibited.
This party is literally in the middle of the favela. And the territory belongs to the drug dealers, the police don't go in there.

>>213945908
Literally no one loves notorious criminals more than women.

>>213945977
This is a myth only incels believe

>>213945951
Anons on /int/ underrate the violence in Brazil?

>>213944905
always made me wonder why people lie on the internet

>>213945951
So, why they didn't send army in the favela? If you have army, why you wont use it to deal with it?

>>213945998
No. It's literally the reality in Brazil.
No. That's literally the reality in Brazil. There are drug lords who have two or three wives.

>>213945998
>Pakistan, the most sexually repressed country on earth, calling Brazil, the most sexually liberated country on earth, an incel

holy lmao

>>213946079
Aren't they the most trashy women?

>>213946084
I don't see women here lusting to marry criminals.

>>213944594 (OP)
They're busy with eradicating suffering in their country (they're succeeding)

>>213946055
They send.
They will flee to another favela. And if a large force does not arrive, they will fight back with gunfire, grenades, drones...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z6wQjhIBY

>>213946041
No. These guys do nothing for the civilian population; they just control the territory to have a headquarters for drug trafficking, which moves billions of dollars.

>>213946084
>calling Brazil
Never said that, buy few braincells from somewhere.

>>213946158
why this make me so sad

>>213946151
Probably because criminals in Pakistan don't have millions of dollars.
Some have billions.

>>213945154
IIRC we were snubbed once, and we've won other nobel-like prizes iirc it was something related to EMBRAPA. But yeah, we've never invested much into science and technology here due to the elite and their interests

>>213946288
Yeah, you're right. Women do lust after wealthy corrupt politicians and government workers.

>>213945154
Technically 1, but that guy renounced his Brazilian citizenship because he didn't want to serve in the army. His wife got disowned for marrying him because it ran the risk of making black babies.

>>213944594 (OP)
Are there quiet, shy girls in Brazil waiting for their foreign nonmonkey bf?

>>213945540
>Well, there is many good things here.
that's exactly what i'm saying, your country is full of trad pale long legged blond angels
you don't suffer

>>213946541
this doesn't mean that i can have one of them as a gf. this is hard to find a gf here, at least for me. and europeans women looks nice too.

>>213946240
It is impossible to combat this while cocaine and cocaine trafficking are illegal. Brazil should simply legalize cocaine trafficking.
A business that generated US$5 billion last year.

>>213946605
bullshit literally go outside and pick a tradwife that would at least be an 8 in western europe

Why this video has 45 million views in 11 days?

https://youtu.be/FpsCzFGL1LE?si=rmWqy7g9vJkjKxeS

>>213946925
why they want me if they have same looking guys?

>>213947200
ogres get angel wives in russia, if you are alone it's because you want to

>>213947164
hi

>>213947488
hi

subhumans

>>213947661
:D

>>213947755
wat? :D

>>213947891
GN anon
i didn't expect you to respond hence the :D face

>>213947926
lel, i have seen you do this before
gn

>>213944905
Liar you have the least excuse to be one. You’re not in Pakistan .
>>213944594 (OP)
How did twerking become a thing. It’s like a tyrone mating call.
Bitches in heat lol
>>213945908
Ya funny when there’s a travel advisory for Morocco to Pakistan . But Mexico to Brazil no warning like yours going to Europe.

>>213949152
Twerking has been around since at least the 90s

>Blackest latinx country and Canonically represented by blacks (Pele, Vini Jr, Ronaldinho)
>Economically inferior to Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Chile, Costa Rica, Argentina, and Mexico
>now garbage in football, mogged by Argentina
>Less culturally relevant than Mexico, chicanos and argentina
>Mogged in nobel prizes by Argentina, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, and Costa Rica
>Mogged in olympic golds by fucking Cuba (all time), Argentina and others (per capita)
>Mogged in catholicism (0 popes despite having the most catholics of any country - Argentina had a pope, USA has a fucking pope and every serious catholic european country has had one, most of them dozens or more)
>all this despite being the biggest LATAM country by far
Why is brazil so painfully mediocre?