Thread 213948275

Flag edish

if a bear farts in the cathedral is God there to hear the sound?

abolish the parasite class, yes yes very good
what about abolish the parasite race?
exactly

smoking the weeds and posting on the brit

>>213948275 (OP)
get her groomed immediately

>>213948314
I mean Cheadle and Poowong have been going at it for a while now so I can imagine that yeah

fun should be illegal

poo

was we doing brat summer this year again coz i forgot

I'm an illegal immigrant

please no more on flags I had to listen to LBC talk all day about Pakistani Hamlets tearing down some England flag and putting Palestine ones up or some shit. People acting like it's shocking. Fuck off. Look at Tower Hamlets. It is Pakistan what did they think would happen. Even if you grenfelled the entire borough it'd still be less brown than it is now.

>>213948353
how was your money stolen, little incel?

Think my barber's fucked my fade lads how is it looking? Be honest.

i love eating and getting drunk i am a glutton

is we getting brat autumn

actually live in Cheadle unironically
always makes me feel uncomfortable when someone else says it

Where's that rotter Poleaboo

worst seat at the table

revving up the ciders

I'll be kicking and screaming at my elderly parents for a Christmas gift during brat winter

>>213948466
no you don't shut up

>>213948437
alri thumbbruce
hows pinkylad, you spoken to him recently?

>>213948436
Went down the shops innit

>>213948437
they told my man to keep his ear to the ground so he's popped em off like a mr potato head and stuck em to the floor sobbing crying emoji pirate flag emoji

>>213948466
no one says it jokingly apart from a niche group of autistic unfunny weirdos on an image board

>>213948450
comfy vaguely dark academia but without the academia autumn followed by south asian gf winter

>>213948434
>I had to listen to LBC
ghastly
can't imagine anything worse

never understood this gimmick

>>213948466
I live in Edgeley which isn't too far away but we don't have to meet up, I'm an incel freak you see

>>213948486
>off to the side like a runt
>on the opposite side to meloni so he can't even flirt with her the dirty minx
first time i've ever felt sorry for starmer

Off to Redacted spoons

>>213948486
as a socially inept incel I know this position all to well

>>213948486
wtf what about about our special relationship???

>>213948486
I'd just keep an open jar of Vicks Dencorub in front of me

carnival this weekend lads, where we meeting up?

>>213948495
literally went to kingsway high school
I shop at the Morrisons in cheadle

>>213948486
Oh yeah just facing the woman like you're part of the conversation when you aren't whatsoever, you are beyond the Oort Cloud of orbiting

>>213948275 (OP)
What happened to her in the end? Was she acquitted? Recently, in Russia, there was an attempt to blur the flag of the Russian Empire in one of the news broadcasts when they showed Russian soldiers in the trenches, allegedly to avoid offending the feelings of 19% of minorities. 81% strongly opposed this and expressed their opinion to the editor of the news publication. On the internet.

(After that, the flag censorship stopped.)

I live in Hove.

right that’s the 4.5 inch BWC out

>>213948486
is this the seating equivalent of 4 friends walking on a pavement that's only 3 friends wide?

can say with a high degree of certainty that I am the only person in this thread who had read the book Parasite Eve. Never even played the game Parasite Eve, just heard about the book and read it growing up.

I think the basic premise was that mitochondria had been waiting for years for the right conditions within humans, guiding evolution and mating in specific ways to bring it about, until they had the perfect host and could 'break free' so to speak. It was alright. The only other thing I can remember is a big spoiler of sorts so I won't say it.

>>213948466
>>213948512
dislike how local /brit/ has become
was scary enough just having mikey here who knew the area
>>213948535
calverts court yes we know
i'll be in the egerton arms with all the maniacs that have been kicked out of there

>>213948486
couldn't they have found a round table ffs

wanking to [Redacted]

>>213948606
never read the book nor played the game but I've heard the song by Bring Me The Horizon

>>213948609
don’t know any of these places
that where all the cheadish peasantry goes for a drink

>>213948275 (OP)
Do you have a racist skingirls in England?

Never really understood why they recast Don [Redacted] in the Iron Man films

>>213948645
no

Think we all know the peak.

not cheadle but i have a suspicion i'm close to a few brit users. gives me the fear honestly

>>213948645
No, most English girls have had at least one black boyfriend

>>213948645
Getting bummed off their dads like in This Is England

>>213948683
>one
try 10

imagine how kino places like chile and argentina would be if they were settled by anglos and germans

>>213948671
31

>>213948654
I always thought that England full of gentelmans in hats that drink tea and ladys in big dresses. It isn't true too?

what's drawn near your area on wplace?
forme it's an among us

i live in southampton
you hear that ofcom?
I'M RIGHT HERE

>>213948671
um

>>213948671
21

she will fuck BBC as soon as she is 18

>>213948609
Were you at Stockport bus station today? Walked past a /brit/-type incelluous runt

>>213948718
the only difference between england and russia is we have 10x as many browns, 100x as many blacks and everyone is gay

>>213948721
A squirtle's arse

>>213948676
I'm watching you through the window right now

>>213948671
probably the biggest takeaway is how insanely hot she has been throughout her entire life

44, 42, 31 still very much has it.

https://www.greeneking.co.uk/pubs/cheshire/white-hart?

actually my local btw if anyone wants a pint in cheadle

>>213948721
some gay shite I didn't bother committing to memory

>>213948754
>a /brit/-type incelluous runt
you wouldn't have clocked me on sight but it might have been someone i know

>>213948721
deltarune slop and tranny flags

>>213948788
Heard it got obliterated earlier today?

>>213948574
nah it was all just a grift by her dad and the media.

>>213948792
Fair do's aha x

>>213948783
this, there is no peak she's just remained consistently tasty
although I wish she hadn't lost so much weight

so is this the thread where we organise a cheadle meetup

have any of you lads been sectioned. i have

Heatherpedo I'm fucking begging you please seek professional help for your mental illnesses and stop taking it out on us

>>213948773
curtains are closed checkmate atheist

>>213948813
Okay

for me its that cuban tapas place in heaton moor where the drinks menu is just a full page of different flavour mojitos

>>213948707
I'm always surprised by how little we hear about south america. There's an entire continent down there and we hear... nothing.

sometimes I look up random places down there on wikipedia just to try to understand what the fuck actually happens there

>>213948768
What happened to world? Do you at least like to live in England?

>>213948840
no
what did you get sectioned for you loon cunt

don't want to be alive but don't want to kill myself either
what's that called

I really wanna stay at Rorke's house

>>213948807
kektim but it's been drawn over

>>213948788
isn't it illegal to have that many flags

>>213948820
I think she has / had anorexia for a decent bit.

>>213948871
depression, cheer up mate :)

>>213948897
oh!

>>213948853
brown people things
drug cartels, slums, murder, pollution, corruption, yank foreign policy fuckery. the standard

>>213948866
bi-polar mania

It's all fucked

swimming booked for tomorrow. will do 1km

>>213948877
apparently he has a postcode starting in SK

>>213948928
Isn't this a good thing?

>>213948832
white heart mate
ill meet you there
you won't
pussy

it's kitover

The latest series of Love Island will not be investigated by media watchdog Ofcom despite more than 14,000 complaints about issues including bullying and concerns for contestants' mental health.

The 14,154 complaints is the highest number for four years, with many about alleged bullying, abusive behaviour and misogyny - particularly in relation to a divide between some of the women in the ITV villa.

>>213948721
Mostly anime shit but someone did a nice picture of a pheasant down the road

>>213948671
1981

>>213948941
you're right I won't seeing as I'm an incel freak show

got sectioned for saying i’m proud to be english

Who's in charge, me or the fucking devil?

>>213948984
You, big dog.

>>213948914
I know but that's only like the top 1/5th of the entire continent. There's a whole 4/5ths left south of that of which you hear fuck all. Refuse to believe it's all just Andes and rainforest down there.

>>213948984
do you feel in charge?

>>213948951
NOOOOOOOO WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE LOVE ISLAND CONTESTENTS WHO SIGNED UP BY THEIR OWN FREE WILL NOOOOOOO

>>213948574
But of course if someone in Russia expresses opposition to the invasion of Ukraine, that person will be put in prison

(Such is not the case in the UK - a person can protest peacefully against wars that Britain is involved in, and they won't go to prison)

*names my pub the white heart so rorke can spell it*

peace in our time
munich vibes....

Well I suppose I should get up, do some pushups and make a sandwich

>>213948972
fairly certain you'd get laid here mate, know a few women

>>213949040
>a person can protest peacefully against wars that Britain is involved in, and they won't go to prison
lol

>>213948486
i bet he's got his legs crossed under the table. soppy cunt

going for a piss

>>213948934
sk8 master race

>>213949047
Bet he'd call it "the wite hart" ahahahahaha x

>>213949040
britain recently arrested 400+ people peacefully protesting against the genocide in palestine

(Don't Fear) The Reaper

>>213948754
i was there yesterday but you would have been 'mirin me

>>213949093
alri avril

>>213948871
Albert Camus had some opinions about this

>>213949107
including some 90 year old Jewish women

haven't had a (You) in weeks

Poo peng

the 8th wonder of the world

>>213949040
Russia is based and Britain is cringe.

>>213949124
If you're a tranny then yes probably

>>213949162
more bricks than the pyramid of giza

never visit heald green
brown person central

>>213949162
Like the pyramids were to the pharoahs of Egypt, this is the monument to Rorkes

haveing a sandie widge for tea

yesterday was my first visit to the new stockport interchange it was quite good

>>213949109
Where the fuck were you earlier when we needed an edit of poo seal waiting in the corridor with the euro lot eh?
Prick

>>213949165
vpn off HIVan

>haha lol poo seal xD
Grow up

went to heald brown and got alien abducted

can’t be bothered to drink more plus this cheap wine tastes shite

>>213949207
looks gay.

>>213949188
the great pyramids of geezer

>>213949208
This desu. Cunt needs banning. He wasn't here when we needed him most

haven't gone for that piss yet

>>213948553
shouldn't have tried to ban 4chan

>>213949218
disgusting Trotskyist

>>213949137
>>213948871

camus said the Nietzche types who go on about how pintless everything is but didnt actually kill themselves were posers.
he said one has to create their own meaning while simultaneously recognising that there is no meaning
He called it Absurdity, and said its the only way for an atheist to live

i fucking hate how you niggas say: its over, uk is 1984, id digital is here. but NEVER do a good damn thing about it, getting up your asses is to hard? nah better say something retarded on /brit/
>>213948360
>>213948361
>>213948396
>>213948446

>>213949207
been there (viaduct park) (im not poor i dont take the bus)

going now

>>213949207
30million well spent

>>213949252
project on

>>213949162
i like the one in dewsbury

>>213949218
We're friends now. Deal with it.

would you fuck zarah sultana

>>213949262
Anyone who challenges the OSA is labelled as a nonce

>>213949277
all that for no-one to visit

>>213949303
I'd rub my raisins on that face if you catch my drift

>>213949256
>Nietzche types who go on about how pintless everything is but didnt actually kill themselves
not even remotely nietzschean

Britain gives us rock music and skingirls, why we should hate you?

>>213949262
Hola amigo. Can we get some more chips and salsa

>>213949280
not what projection means

>>213949303
would deport the brown bitch

gookmoot is going to war for us be grateful

>>213949320
is it an actual viaduct? for water and that?

>>213949357
not on rorke
not on

>>213949299
I'm a real enjoyer of mushrooms (>haha I'll bet you are) but I will concede that's a very high mushroom to beef ratio. I'd eat it but I can see someone who doesn't like mushrooms as much being put off.

>>213949365
that'd be an aquaduct
theres a train line up there

>>213949303
vile woman

you can see where the original 1840 viaduct was widened in the 1880s

>>213949340
it was that other german bloke but i forgot his name

>>213949352
except I'm not a troonskyist, so he is projecting

The crush

>>213949314
>photo of people who did something
what did YOU do? the goverment put a fucking ID to jerk off and you take it? and that just step 1

>>213949320
gave my best mate a handjob under a viaduct like this

>>213949303
get her in
get her housed
get her fed
get her shagged
get her full of white semen
get her deported
get her forced to raise a bastard child

>>213949421
you bent and that?

got a cider

>>213949421
that was awfully nice of you, have you kept in touch?

>>213949320
Cor I'm sharing this in the Stockportscord x

look at this dude

>>213949400
projection is when someone projects an unwanted aspect of themselves onto other people. “i hate him he’s so greedy” when that person isn’t acknowledging how greedy they really are. it isn’t whatever you think it is

>>213949404
can nearly see all 4 whites of her eyes, certified nutter

would, and would huff her hairy pits as well

Sir Gio Scotti

>>213949442
yep

>>213949448
lost touch when we both went to different unis
last i hear he's a woman now

mad our little site is under attack from our govt
what a world

noncing a milkshake
nesquick milk couple tablespoons of double cream and a dollop of condensed milk
in the ninja slushi machine for 20 mins
COR
SHAG IT

>>213949422
>supporting interracial births
alright leftypops

>>213949450
>When you invite your 14 year old nephew to the wedding

2XL and 3XL sold out

scary how many northerners post here

>>213949450
3rd inset left sweet as a sugarplum

just raped one of those little 150ml cans of fanta

>>213948275 (OP)
Umm

>>213949495
niche sizes have sold out have they blimey

>>213949499
/brit/ was originally /stockport/ but it expanded
it's always been a hatters general

>>213949450
Why is he wearing the commie suit
He is such a faggot it's unbelievable
How does Trump put up with him

Spainoooooo! Spainerrrrrrrs!

>>213949499
we're uneducated and talk in really weird ways, corrupting the English language and that

southern poofters OUT

Pick one

>>213948486
KWAB

>>213949521
no they ordered the same amount of each size, even the less common ones
it's SO fucking over for reform

>>213949499
not that many of us but we are very very concentrated

>>213949450
poo barmer raging about being out on the edge

>>213949320
Cheers mate just posted on /r/stockport x

>>213949485
not my problem if it's deported with her

>>213949499
I thought we were all Sussex

>>213949553
redhead edges it for me

when this site gets banned i'm just going to trawl the pubs of southern manchester showing people bradleys until i find one of you

>>213949450
me on the right (5'11" master race)

is that meet up in 2014 the only meet up /brit/ ever attempted

I wonder what he's up to right now

>>213949577
shame about your pip assessment, you massive dosser

Pick a room

>>213949577
State of you

>>213949593
I'll be at the monty pyke mumbling poo to myself every monday evening

>>213949499
its 40% norf, 40% glasgow 20% other

>>213949593
Maybe make stencils of bradleys and spray them on things you find funny or sad

>>213949622
we could change that x

What a fucking wasteman. Long suspected the average /brit/ poster is a literal spastic but only just seen the evidence

>>213949582
why want her to get pregnant at all then
you seem mentally ill and porn addicted

>>213949499
rorke general so more rorkey notherners dominate

University Challenge teams don’t know Latin (corpus for body)
O tempora, o mores!

>>213949450
Oh no no no no

>>213949648
it's insane how many glaswegians post in this general

>>213949577
>it's real

>>213948275 (OP)
What's your favourite british gal?

>>213949404
who's this?

>>213949682
yep at least 3 north lanarkshire posters alone

>>213949634
i do what i want

>>213949668
i actually laughed out loud. fucking hell.

>>213949692
my mum
the rest are evil like all foids

Not a real Reddit account. Spaino gimmick.

Needing to earn money but struggling to find a job

I apply to webdev jobs but they're few and far between and I feel like competition is especially fierce now than in recent years

I'm being put on a course to train in venue security but feel like I won't fit in any workplace anyway due to how my brain works. My last job was torture but I need money now

I'm autistic btw

>>213949634
I pick my no girls allowed smelly incel den

>>213949668
Unlucky lad

don't own a lamp so it's big light or nothing, fucking state of me

>>213949709
why she looks like a princess

Lads, come on. Stop sharing posts from my Reddit account. It's private x

>>213949709
Built

nth for the baddiedem

>>213949634
2, you know jlaw is filth, big harv knew

>>213949750
still struggling with shogun 2? come on its not that hard of a game

>>213949739
get a lamp and a nice orangey bulb ordered now

>>213949755
mad how they all raped a baby

>>213949754
Silence of the Trans

>>213948275 (OP)
UOOOOOH

Danko on University Challenge is CUTE

>>213949755
What went wrong, euroids?

bought four ciders, was only gonna drink two, might have to drink them all

I'm just getting roasted here because I accidentally left my Reddit username in a screenshot. Come on lads. Let's be friends here. I'm part of the Stockport crew.

rorkeychops trying to think what he would do without being a racist evil incel chud freak

once found spainnonce on reddit using a a fake black man profile where he said “there’s bare noncery in the hood”. cant remember what it was called. woodstock_kid or something like that

>my Reddit username

grim grim grim grim grim grim grim

>>213949755
Is starmer okay
Looks like he needs a hug

never used rebbit, ugly site, please stop linking it

love going through all the images i've saved off here and having a little giggle to each of them

posting on reddit used to be a shameful thing to admit
now it has surpassed 4chan in every metric

Odd_Celebration9586 I can't see your profile because it's marked as NSFW, very naughty x

>>213949862
dire effort

>>213949777
me spamming agents and assassin just demolishing like upgrades, sabotaging buildings and taking out enemy generals instantly

>>213949755
are they all going to sleep in the white house? Does it have enough guest rooms? I've never seen so many world leaders in the white house before. Man's got all of Europe over. What's the point of Brexit if UK still gets invited to all this Euro shit

just watched kumiko the treasure hunter, cute filum

gammon fodder

remember that guy who works at rbs who played the tuba and doxxed himself?
was it mark? maverick marc?

might put akira on, really want a motorbike

my reddit got banned coz i said some nigger words lol

there's like 3 or so reddit accounts on /r/intbrit

>>213949888
4troon is worse

>>213949933
sleepover at donald's!
zelensky and macron getting kicked out by his mum for trying to start a pillow fight

>>213949832
t. Master of Diplomacy

>>213949967
used to have a 125, theyre a load of fun, and it only takes a morning to be licenced
been thinking about getting another one

>>213949841
You have learnt the hard way that /brit/ is a vicious beast

Hundreds of trees have died in a village near Darlington because they weren’t watered enough

>>213948275 (OP)
is fish and chips are real?

Pushups done, sandwich: being devoured as we speak.
When those auditing punks show up at the office tomorrow they will see me and think "this majestic beast is surely capable of no wrong" and leave, vouching for my promotion

>>213950004
used to have a c90, want something fast

Every young English lad who's into history has a fantasy of traveling back in time to save Lady Jane Gray I'm pretty sure

>>213950013
throw keir into a jail for 100 years

I'd shag the shit out of JKRowling

>>213950021
yes mate it delicious
battered cod/haddock and fried chips
bit expensive these days, the big fish in Handforth sk9 do nice fish and chips for £14

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

>>213950021
yes :D
yummy yummy my favourite ))

vampir pussy

im gonna get myself to bed and watch some tv burp

thinkin bout sum dat nigger

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

Firing someone tomorrow, poor cunt thinks he's in for a promotion.

Dickhead

>>213950200
Good one mate. Can imagine him getting his comeuppance now aha

>>213950200
whey

gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah

>>213950200
gwan lad

get the poo seal posted

up for a promotion lads
toilberg wants to see me tomorrow
finally things are going my way :)

>>213949898
I'll bite your terrible bait lad.
We all know if it was actually any good for general discussions, Brit would be there and not here, but it's not so yeah

10cm and thin

>>213950252
you'll do great lad
gz xD

>Please wait a while before making a thread
so here we are then...
the last ever /brit/

preferred the belgian when he was just joking about how much he loved riding black willies. his new gimmick just isn't landing with me.

dodgy stick doesn't have any anime on it, fucks sake

>>213950265
>we all know that if reddit wasn't reddit we'd all use it
Bizarre post

Listen lads if you have any power at all to fire someone then you should exercise it. We need as many unemployed lads as possible x

bottom: di likkle timmy asking katy out
top: sir hymen snapper
mmhmm x

>>213949898
reddit has gone majorly downhill recently due to indians, chatgpt users and bots

>>213950308
obliterated that mong

>>213950307
called a dodgy stick not a nonce stick

The new? Rorke?????

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

>>213950361
>>213950361

>>213950326
as opposed to 4chan?

>>213950413
it's far worse than on 4chan because on reddit there are incentives for karma farming and so on