Thread 213956129

I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that American men are all ritually mutilated. Over 80% of American men are circumcised, probably 90% if not counting Hispanics. They're practically branded at birth, designated jew cattle as soon as they leave the womb. Is this not crazy to anyone else?

>Be American
>Be born
>Leave a tip

>>213956129 (OP)
A circumcision is essentially just a very early zenkai boost. It makes your penis harder, better, faster, stronger.

>>213956129 (OP)
>I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that American men are all ritually mutilated.
In fact you do. /int/ talks about it all the time. This board is obsessed with American penises.

>>213956190
>faster
nigga why yo dick gotta run?

>>213956129 (OP)
Only like 50 percent are circumcised and the practice is falling out of popularity.

>>213956129 (OP)
I wish I was circumcised

>>213956129 (OP)
>born in the land of the free
>foreskin stolen

>>213956291
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0025619614000366

>>213956352
Freedom aint free. The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriot's foreskin.

>>213956129 (OP)
i had to have my foreskin remade in order to use the gymnasium

uncircumcised boys are BUILT for CIRCUMCISED COCK

>>213956507
You wish.

>they dont know the feeling over foreskin sliding over their tip
Insanely grim

>>213956190
>harder
No
>better
Worse in every metric
>faster
It dulls and removes pleasure and sensation so probably not
>stronger
Leathery dried out genitals probably are yes it not ideal for something you want to be sensitive especially as the years go on that department dives for everyone

>>213956184
Kek

>>213956129 (OP)
I was born in a military hospital. At the time, the procedure was standard practice, or so I have been told.

>>213956697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTw9LRFdUeE

>>213956839
Why would I be mad when I'm the one who could actually do something about it lol ain't no way I'm giving up my hoodie

>>213957009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTw9LRFdUeE

>>213956129 (OP)
I met a white American zoomer recently that was uncut because "his mom didn't wanna hear him cry" and he said he felt like his dick wasn't very sensitive because of it and said he'll get his kids cut.
So even Americans that are uncut are so zogbrained they still support circumcision

Im white and uncircumcised I guess my parents loved me
Anyways I once unsheathed my dick, and tried to leave it that way and it was super painful feeling the bare head against my undies
No wonder so many here are violent psychos theyre experiencing penis pain 24/7 but don't even realize

>>213957294
The cutfag trauma causes deep psychological issues in males. It explains why muzzies freak out all the time and why Americans do school shootings.

Also what state are you in so I can such your meaty uncut sausage

>>213957326
Fuck off gross faggot

>>213957339
You understand now? The psychological damage of being a cutfag caused me to be a fag too

>>213957376
Cut dicks are scarier than uncut dicks, you're just a pussy that wants to suck on a little baby binkie.

im cut and my dick looks like a dry pool noodle was run threw blender and sprayed with a mix of sand and ketchup

>>213957598
What do you mean!? I wanna suck uncut CHADS

>>213956129 (OP)
What we don’t talk about enough is how bad uncircumcised men have it in America.
Not being circumcised has cock blocked me twice. One of the girls refused to believe me that it’s natural for men to have a foreskin. The other girl was so shocked by seeing it that she straight up told me she couldn’t bring herself to have sex with me. She was angry I hadn’t told her earlier that I still had a foreskin, as if it was some sort of STD.
Fortunately those women are in the minority, but I’ve still only had sex with maybe 10 different women in my entire life. 20% refusing sex purely because of a natural part of the male body isn’t a good look for America.

>>213957326
That actually makes a lot of sense.

>>213957628
My dick is circumcised, and the tip literally has ridges, like a fucking canyon. It's dry and if I rub it too much it starts to burn. Whenever I jork it I just stimulate the shaft, so I never notice unless I'm showering. I genuinely have no idea what it's going to feel like if I ever actually have sex, hopefully the tip doesn't get irritated. The only redeeming factor is that my dih is pretty big. Thank you based god.

>>213957697
Nigga stop jerking off so hard if you’re getting abrasions wtf
That has nothing to do with you being circumcised

>>213957717
I've noticed it on my dick since I was 8 thoughever, I don't think you understand what I mean. My glans are literally rough, like it's callused. The skin grows thicker because there's no foreskin to cover it.

>>213957697
if i suck ur peepee will u cry?

>>213956184
I don't get it

>>213956184
Lmoa

>>213956129 (OP)
I'm surprised they didn't push circumcision on the Germans after WW2 to be honest. Just seems like something they'd do.

>>213957652
You want a uncut nice-guy with a nice cute penis, because you're frightened of a grizzled cut GOD. Your bussy quakes at the thought of it. It's quite simple really, even freud talked about this

>>213956208
i'm not because i'm not a faggot.

>>213956129 (OP)
i like natural cocks. they have a unique muskiness to them that cut cocks dont

>>213956129 (OP)
Wait 30 years and you'll have similar numbers in germany

>>213958238
Aaaaaand dropped.

>>213958306
anon, ana is a tranny

>>213956129 (OP)
I still have mine

>>213956129 (OP)
Yeah gringos are nuts

>cut of tip skin of men dicks
>they produce more babies

is it just a myth?

American put their babies in this torture device because some cereal merchant told them it would prevent masturbation.
This thing is called "circumstrain" if you want to look it up. Warning: you'll see some shocking baby images.

>>213958319
Oh. Well, it worked out then. I wish someone told me that before I spent three minutes making that.

>>213958394
KEK

>>213958394
lol

>>213956129 (OP)
>can't make fun of americans because Dr. Shekelsteinbergwitzman convinced my mom to operate my phimosis

>>213958238
once we deport you back to china you'll have all the natural cocks you could ever dream of

>>213956129 (OP)
I just don't get the ones who get defensive about a choice they probably wouldn't make for themselves as if their manhood is under attack

>>213958586
i don't get it

>>213958614
Our manhood is quite literally under attack; can't you see that this thread is a fucking battlefield? Either lace your boots up and get to work or I'll shoot your dick off myself, son.

>cutting off a girl's labia is genital mutilation and if you do it you will go to maximum security prison for life
>cutting off a boy's foreskin is... fine

this is what bothers me the most. nobody talks about this. you get ridiculed if you even bring it up like it's not an issue.

I don't even want to make fun of it. There must be a lot of cases where it is botched somehow. Penis comes out ugly, without sensitivity or worse.

>>213958653
it's over, don't you get it? we fucking lost. forced into a game we didn't even choose to play and punished for it. we didn't even have a chance. all of our dicks, all of us, punished. our dicks are just... punished snakes

>>213956129 (OP)
The problem is every concerted effort to lobby any of the government administrations on any level is met with deaf ears and hand waving. No politician wants to touch it. It should be illegal. If it was at all consistent with every other law regarding neonatal medicine, it would be. It is not and you and I know exactly why and which group is responsible.

>>213958706
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY
MY NAME

>>213958718
Can't the parents just say no. Millenial men must be aware it's not a good thing.

Everytime i see an ameircan i think "oh this on is a turtleneck", and i avoid inviting them to the sauna etc.

>>213958742
>Can't the parents just say no
Of course. It's also not covered by the based leaf social healthcare coverage. They have to pay an extra measly 300-500 bucks for it. The government healthcare official stance on it is basically 'we have no opinion'. That's not good enough. It's cruel, barbaric torture. It should not be an option from public or private healthcare services. It should be illegal.

>>213958742
The official leaf healthcare opinion in question:
https://cps.ca/en/documents/position/circumcision
They're not recommending it as a routine procedure for all boys but they then go on to list off a series of risk reductions as benefits etc.

Why are germans thinking about my penis

>>213956129 (OP)
Europeans constantly obsess over baby penises tho

>>213958988
But we KNOW you are circumsized, pal, So we will know it everytime, we get a mental image of "of this is an amican,penis strange" when we meet you.

>>213956297
Why, are you a weird circumcision fetishist or do you have some sort of medical issue?
>>213957124
I'm uncut and am firmly against it. Most smart people I know are too

>>213959028
>See American
>Think about his cock
Interesting...

>>213958946
they take an extremely neutral stance because most of the doctors are circumcised themselves and there is a lot of pressure from the Judeo-American medical lobby to be circ permissive

>>213956184
lel

>>213958773
why are you looking at men's dick in the sauna you snow monkey faggot
>>213958718
>It is not and you and I know exactly why and which group is responsible.
cool it with the antisemitic remarks!

>>213959044
Yes, you are that loud weird penis. We know what is under your pants and that makes talking strange.

>>213957945
They actually did, but it failed by the early 70s

>>213958706
burgerpunk kino

I'm of Jewish descent and circumcised but since I was 17 I've firmly believed it should be a criminal offense just like FGM unless it's 1. Performed by a medical professional in a clinical setting and 2. Performed for a legitimate medical purpose. Parents who express interest in it should have to see what exactly the procedure entails. Transporting a kid to avoid the law should also be a crime.

>>213957654
What part of the country are you in? Maybe because Commiefornia's full of Mexicans but I've never had a single woman have a negative reaction to my uncut dick. Hell, my highschool gf was kind of fascinated by it and kept asking to look at it after sex.

>>213958846
It should be an option for treating things like paraphimosis and phimosis and (for adults) prophylaxis. With proper pain relief though.

>>213959178
>prophlyaxis
Jewish lies. The African trials were greatly flawed and ran by circumcision enthusiasts

>>213959176
I'm in New York and have never had a negative reaction to my uncut dick either

>>213957652
Hi. Are you cute? What do you look like?

>>213959155
Classic jewish post. I will not write more, but i will say this, i hate you and will will all euch pharisee- If you are around i will auto-kill you, my father told me to kill jews and it goes into family. You are not welcome into Europa, christian.

>>213959243
I'm not religious. I'm more familiar with the Episcopal and Catholic faiths than the Jewish one.

>>213959243
i'd beat the shit out of you and let the kike rape you faggot, don't come at my most loyal ally with that macho posturing shit

>>213959377
Don't fuck with him bro he's PVGVN.

>>213959226
Brown haired twink. Are you a twink with a yummy uncut pink twink glans??

>>213959801
No I’m just a regular looking, disgusting, kind of fat, somewhat hairy but not really hairy moid with an uncut pink glans. Idk what it tastes like though.
I have eaten my cum and my precum and I can say the taste of those is meh

>>213959894
Shame.
Oddly I love swallowing cum but the idea of swallowing my own or having it in my mouth is repulsive

>>213959961
How is it fair that some people get to be cute and twinkish and I’m not one of those people? Can you answer that question as a twink?
>swallowing my own or having it in my mouth is repulsive
Very odd indeed.

>>213960072
You were never a twink? Even at 18?
Some people are just masc bear types even in their teens. But I know many that were twink boys at 18 or 19 and then their twink prettiness wore off in their 20s

>>213960126
Never since puberty but then again I have never been skinny.
Still if I got to twink weight I wouldn’t look very good. My ribcage and shoulders are massive and would stick out disproportionately.

Circ is for retards