Thread 213958957

sheepy edition

old >>213957421

>drive my penis through
Never realized before now that you can tell someone’s a virgin by the way they describe the mechanical action of sex

theres no way in hell im marrying a latina as a mestizo

im marrying a blonde women

is it gayer to suck dick or get butt fucked and why

Theres nothing wrong with being a new york jew who works in politics or finance or media
You would do the same if you were in their position

i need to drive my penis of peace through a crowd of pussy

I need to shoot my dick through a pussy asap

I'm a gymcel but I'm seriously considering exercising less so I can spend less on food

>>213958996
food is so much less than rent or insurance tho

>>213958976
Sucking dick gives you no pleasure beyond the psychological.
Bottoming gives you physical pleasure from the nerve endings in and around your butt as well as your prostate.
I think it’s safe to say the answer is clearly sucking dick

>>213958976
obviously it's gayer to get butt fucked you stupid ass

>>213959005
>>213959009
Well let us begin the debate of the ages

I hate people so much. I'm surrounded by fucking goblins. Straight up glop people, fresh out of the primordial froth.

It does make me appreciate the people in my life that don't suck more, so there's that.

>>213959017
I already won the debate though

Can we go one thread without fag shit or talking about jews

>>213959023
This post is me and this is my post that won the debate
>>213959005

>>213959026
the jews cause the fag shit

>>213959009
>>213959005
obv enjoying it and getting your asshole expanded makes it gayer

>>213958978
This but also there's nothing wrong with being a gang banging nigger

>>213959026
Let's talk about Sydney Sweeney

>>213959038
too thin

>>213959034
incorrect. you already lost the debate plus you're a faggot so you autolose

>>213959048
midney

>>213959051
Don’t pretend to be me faggot

>>213958978
That doesn't mean we should let them win
The world is a competition

>>213959050
damn what a fat cow. get her on ozempic asap

jews .....

only bitch niggas go to sleep

>>213959061
don't remember asking for the opinion of a homosexual

>>213959061
I want this post to be spinny so bad

>>213959060
>The world is a competition
it's not a real competition though or you'd just exile them

>>213959040
this guy wants to suck dick

>>213959058
WHY are you gay?

>>213959048
where are her jeans

what's up with the low TEST guys posting fat PIGS in this thread?

>>213959077
I ate them

>>213959074
I see better faces and bodies walking around a target on a weekday

>>213959058
How about Midna Sweeney

I need those meaty cavernous walls squeezing and rubbing my meat rod

>>213959038
>>213959048
hot
>>213959050
4/10
>>213959072
absolutely disgusting barf/10

No money, no bitches, that's just the way the cookie crumbles

small dick losers hate thick girls this is a scientific fact

AIIIIE!
I TRIED TO GO TO BED AND ENDED UP TRAPPED!
HELP ME AIIIIIIIIIE ARGH AHHHHH!

>>213959095
little dick chuddies scared of the cushion for the pushin

from each according to his rockabilly, to each according to his sneeds

>>213959079
>low TEST guys posting fat PIGS
makes sense: low test means you have less confidence and so probably view fatties as being more attainable.

>>213959095
This made me put my cage back on

redditjeet seething again?? this time cause he's got awful taste in women lol sad!!

>>213959100
lil pp bitchboys SEETHE when their pin can't reach inside

if Latinos aren't white then why do they make better metal than europeans

me? im on a heroic dose of test every week
love my thiccums, love the paunch love a fat ass love everything about women
so beautiful so kissable
keep them stick girls away from me

>>213959126
is this is like some sort of ironic virgin thing?? or maybe not ironic I guess if you were a virgin you might not understand the DETAILED nuances of "put penis in her pussy"

>>213959135
DATASS

FACT: Poorer men are more attracted to fatter women in general and women with larger sexual characteristics that signal fertility (boobs, butt). Richer men are attracted to thinner women.

>>213959144
dis lil dih boi SEETHING cuz he can’t reach

something about gyatts awaken my primal being

>>213959158
>Richer men are attracted to dysgenic women
Makes sense it's like how rich people pretend to like other disgust things like caviar to signal status

cum has absolutely AWFUL taste in women. crazy

>>213959160
wood berry

>>213959172
sheeeeeeeiiiitttt

How do I get a gf like this as an Indian man

lil shrimpdick faggot is crashing out BAD rn

Thick body is a plus, but face is the most important.
If a woman has kind, large eyes or mysterious eyes + dark hair I am willing to overlook lack of a good body

>>213959189
wait are you the actual nigger cause your awful taste in women would be explained by your niggerness

>>213959186
DAMN

>>213959187
Get a job at the vape shop

what is going on in this thread

>>213959186
GYAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>213959205
spam

>>213959205
lil dih timmy in the thread losing his mind to some thick ones

>>213959208
in multiple senses

>>213959205
some fag with a small dick is upset that attractive women are being posted, i'm sure he'd much rather another one of Brian's raids

/cum/ as in cum? as in semen? lol holy shit I just got it you guys are so funny lol what a clever little joke

>>213959205
some low test canadian negroid is spamming obese women and crashing out cause somebody said he had shit taste. kinda sad

>>213959213
>Mexican
That's clearly Bolivia

>>213959170
As much as I dont like this spamming it's still better than some of the godawful women other anons simp for in this general. Remember that nigga who loved that ugly Ukrainian DJ?

>>213959213
dios mio

for me, it's asian women

>>213959207
ZAMN
She went from cute as hell to sexy to prime chubby milf

>>213959233
not really. I do remember the kid who's in love with that finnish girl though

>>213959235
There’s a very sizable chance that this is an actual man

>>213959229
No, everyone knows all Bolivian women are ugly and wear bowler hats

the "canadian" who's spamming obese women conveniently ignores the question of if he's a nigger. tells you all you need to know, really

>>213959234
>>213959186
Them sitting on my face would be the best feeling in the world

seems like we don't have any white anons anymore in /cum/
good riddance if you ask me

we've sent this lil shrimpdick into a full blown meltdown

>>213959294
redditjeet won and so the great migration of ytbois began

>>213959297
This must be painful for her back

>>213958976
Sucking dick because you're only getting pleasure from actively pleasing a male. If you're getting buttfucked you might not even be physically or emotionally into the person fucking you and you can just enjoy the feeling

sailing from life to death

>>213959313
>If you're getting buttfucked you might not even be physically or emotionally into the person fucking you
do gay niggas REALLY

i know none of you will believe me but my friend dated bishoujomom for a long time after she bimbofied

Faggots love attention, that's why they're mad when women get posted. It takes attention off them and so they try to steer the thread back onto posts about cocksucking and buttfucking and eating cum.

This summer might be your last.

>>213959341
>bishoujomom
No idea who that is

>>213959343
is that why you're seething and sperging and spamming?

Played wow all day and now I'm im bed reading a native isekai.

I've done this two days in a row, I'm gonna burn myself out.

i know none of you will believe me but i just gooned and coomed onto my own belly

>>213959353
true

ANON'S FILE:
should kill self but won't

>>213959354
there’s at least one guy who posts her in here

>>213959324
>Gay
I'm talking about men who aren't gay but like anal stimulation

>>213959358
congrats on level 5

>>213959362
I believe it

I’m butt ugly

>>213959313
Sucking dick is not about pleasing the male it's about having a dick fetish. Are footfags sucking on toes pleasing the woman by doing that? Maybe, but it's primarily about their own interest.

timmy looking down at his dih wondering how tf that would work

rage spamming fat hogs because someone mocked your sense of taste and called you low test is a new one for me. brianesque vibes, he does the same thing when people mock him for being a faggot.

i love women

>>213959373
>but like anal stimulation

>>213959382
do your toes cum when you suck on them, retard?

The fascism is happening right now everywhere
There are jackbooted fascists right now rounding up people in mass while you goon to thick women

>>213959408
Don’t care i go crazy if I don’t rub my penis

lol the gay guy is mad he's not getting enough attention or (You)'s and he's crashing out hard

>>213959391
>brianesque vibes, he does the same thing when people mock him for being a faggot.
Is this a zoomoid thing? Getting personally offended that people have different tastes is very strange.

>>213959408
i'll be gooning when they throw me into the camps too
they'll have to kill me quickly because i'll be touching my thang too much to do any work

>>213959382
And dick is inherently a male part. Whereas anal stimulation doesn't have to involve a man but people who have had both plastic and dick up their asses have confirmed that the dick feels way better

>>213959408
They ain't rounding up me

>>213959436
sure they are, you're brown ain'tcha

imagine getting upset over this

Gn cum

i'm done blackpilling now thank you guys

I wear GAMER UNDERWEAR

Those cocks where the peepee hole seems to be pointed/angled upward are disturbing.

>>213959454
is your penis a joystick?

Hope we all die in our sleep tonight

>>213959442
As pale as string cheese

all this spam and sperging and not a SINGLE hot women has been posted. sad!

>>213959462
Yes I would say so

AYO THIS GUY FUCKS DOGS

>>213959470
that would be amazing

>>213959490
yeah we've heard that's the canadian pasttime

>>213959146
>>213959234
>>213959387
Poop comes from there.

Beautiful, young white women are the most valuable resource in the world.

so much pain

>>213959502
if you're lucky

Went to the beach today

>>213959510
:( hang in there fren

>>213959510
you get used to it, i promise

reminder:

>>213959519
>sexycandidgirls.top

>>213959554
wow real sherlock holmes over here

Tore something in my shoulder lifting weights and now I feel like vomiting.

>>213959553
>No weed option

>>213959566
that's not good...when I tore my ACL I felt very nauseous right afterwards. you better get it checked tmw morning

>>213959560
what was the point of your post, just to be retarded?

>>213959530
Havent seen this in forever

>>213959586
>what was the point of your post
to mock you, obviously

I'm assembling a team

>>213959598
I make an effort to use older memes so they aren't forgotten in time.

>>213959603
mr T looks annoyed that he has to deal with such retards instead of great statesmen like Europe used to produce.

>>213959602
i meant the first post, not the second

>>213959603
Why is Zelensky always dressed in those weird militaristic little commie East Bloc type suits? Does this fucking guy not own normal clothes?

Bros I’m so fucking moisturized rn

>>213959625
idk ask the guy who posted it, not me. fucking thought you were supposed to be sherlock holmes smart like damn, son

>>213959603
Macron be like "can't wait to get home and suck my wife's dick"

>>213959370
Isn't that shiftymine

wish i were formally a slave instead of informally a slave

>>213959627
you're asking why an actor wears his costume?

>>213959648
no

>>213959616
Macron is pretty regal

>>213959667
that guy def takes dicks in his ass

>>213959643
you're trying way too hard to be snappy man, calm down
i'll gift you have the last reply since you seem worked up for some reason

If a penalty for a crime is a fine, that law only exists for the lower classes

>>213959721
Not true because lower classes typically never pay fines, or at least not the majority of those which they receive. It targets middle and upper classes who can afford to pay them and who have no free time to spend fighting them in court. Also preys on their moral obligation to be a good citizen, something poor people often lack.

>>213959719
why are you so mad? calm your tits girl

has cum/ ever bought a sports jersey from one of those chink sites?

>>213959721
Well you've got fine written all over you

>>213959752
no I'm not into sportsball anymore

>>213959752
no but i bought my brother in law a real one from a normal store, those things are a ripoff shit was like $250

>>213959764
yah thats why Im looking at dhlgate

Is spinny arguing with incels again

Wearing a sports jersey is almost as pathetic as a BLACKED shirt.

wearing clothes is cucked and soy

even by wagie standards, today fucking sucked
i don't think i've had competent leadership on any team in my entire fucking life
so tired of watching them make dumbfuck decisions that make life harder for the rest of us

>>213959776
shut the HELL up schizopoo

>>213959774
chinkshit like that will probably be terribly made and fall apart, keep that in mind.
>>213959776
spinny hasn't posted here in months, she makes her presence obvious when she's here because she's an attention whore.

>>213959794
brokeass nigga cant afford ross :skull:

I knew this dumbass who dropped out of high school because it was "boring", I wonder what he's up to nowadays

>>213959805
he's smarter than you and making bank in SV

Coffee time!

>>213959811
SV?

While you were partying I studied LLM

>>213959811
Subject Verb?
Pokémon Scarlet/Violet?

>if you don't go to school you'll get a bad job!
>n-noooo you can't import Mexicans to do bad jobs!
Well which is it?

>>213959828
>>213959825
definite wagies

just got back from sexing spinster
what's going on with you guys

sous vide

>>213959836
Ohhhh do you mean Silicon Valley?

Is it weird I still think of you when I see the sunsets?

>>213959827
don't come asking me for help when the singularity hits

>>213959853
stop being incel

>>213959844
omelette du fromage

>>213959856
>the singularity
Science fiction

assisted suicide is eugenics

>>213959843
see
>>213959796

bedtime guys, get some rest.

schizojeet...

>>213959856
*heems you*

>>213959848
obviously

We are vain and we are blind,

I hate people when they're not polite.

>>213959895
I am gay and my dick is small

if god exists then his ultimate creation of humanity are a bunch of sinful bastards
better be worth it

>>213959799
She was here maybe a few days or a week ago

Gonna sleep in 20mins

>>213959603
I wonder what it feels like knowing your every photo will be turned into a meme

>>213959919
no she wasn't

>>213959799
I have an nba jersey I bought because my team made the playoffs for the first time in over a decade. I dont wear it much but it hasnt fallen apart yet

What if mommie could see you gooning rn? You think you'd still be confident slamming your stick?
Would you feel embarrassed?

>>213959843
very funny, everyone laughed

You can only truly be Latin American is you're a Catholic

>>213959936
She was

>>213959991
except she wasn't

>>213960000
I know for a fact that she was
I'm an expert on discerning /cum/ personalities

I sincerely despise "people" who put 's on possessive when the name ends in an S.

It's James'
Not James's
And you're black if you think otherwise.

>>213959294
>>213959311
>i go abroad and can't post
>/cum/ no longer has any white anons
I really was the last one

>>213960000
quads confirm spinny is never coming back

>>213960023
>I'm an expert on discerning /cum/ personalities
no you're not lmao you've accused me of being spinny at least 20 times LOL

Beer isn't having its usual pleasing effect tonight. Ive had a couple but just feel shitty

you can only be a true German, Italian, Hispanic, Luso, Croatian, Hungarian, French or Slovenian if you're a Catholic

>>213960000
RIP. digits confirm spinny is never to be seen again

>>213960033
she may not be coming back but i will be coming on her back
if you know what i mean (lol)

>>213960041
your alcoholism has ruined your liver now you won't be able to get drunk off beer.

>I sincerely despise "people" who put 's on possessive when the name ends in an S.
>It's James', Not James's

>>213960076
And don't get me started on people who use the wrong your!!!

>>213960041
nigga it is monday

make big /cum/mies

>>213960051
My parents af
im such a disappointmentmaxxed giga cel freak for real! Hell yeah

i think i might be bipolar

drinking milk

>>213960088
ur kinda a absolute geekwad

>>213960088
your a nerdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!d

>>213960101
>>213960105

>>213960024
What does your image have to do with your post

shut the fuck up

>>213960089
Monday and Tuesday are my off days
>>213960073
Possibly i did have three yesterday
But theoretically the worse the liver functions shouldnt it be more drunk cause it's not processing stuff out idk

>>213960122
lmao dis nigga crying

what is your favorite flavor of boot to lick

Gavin Newsome is handsome but he isn't a Chad, he's just too weird

sneed haha

>finding men handsome
nigga you gay af

>>213960145
He's also tall and a psycho, so yeah he is

>>213960167
>psycho
Every politician is a psycho

just sneezed

>>213960177
You're sooo good looking

I'll never vote, but I'll buy a Newsom hat before I'll buy a Vancejeet hat.

why would you blow smoke up a skirt? does it make girly naughty bits tingle?

>>213960201
Maybe the idea is the heat inflates the skirt? So the metaphor means like puffing yourself up

>>213960201
It's a polite form of "blowing smoke up one's ass."

i didn't ask to exist
nobody asked to exist
but i have asked (after an extended period of existing) not to exist
but my request was not granted
so i don't fucking know
kill me!

we have gay pride in june but no straight pride
that's because there is nothing for straights to be proud of

dead thread

>>213960197
on brand of you to support the good goys

>>213960266
Straight pride parade would be nice just a parade of naked women, hell yeah

the masculine urge to drink but the geriatric reality of having absolutely destroyed my liver during my later years in college

men are cute simple as

this is an evil world

hurricanes be like "ay yo FUCK florida all my homies HATE florida"

DUDE
WEED

being alive is just varying degrees of suffering

>>213960282
At least his kids aren't brown.

>>213960303
I think my liver is a little cooked but idk for sure

No class, no job
I'm just a victim of society a slob
No ass, no head
I gotta go home and jack off instead

No mind, no kind
My brain is jelly and my memory is blind
No way, no way
I cannot live in a world this gay

>>213960366
his state is, which is what the CIRCLES want, and which is way more important.

getting a bit soft on (((them))) now that you've become a porno addict prison gay??

>>213960390
Strong men create hard men, my penis

>>213960340
Too many brown people, imagine the World if it was just Whites and Asians (the squinty ones, no sneaking in jeets) VGHHH

The best governor right now is a BLACK man

>>213960390
i guess there's something of a point there in that the best existence, since suffering is inevitable, is suffering for a cause that seems worthy of it

Reddit is being astroturfed by Newsom's staff, I can tell because his ridiculous tweets are getting lots of praise on the California subreddits

>>213960427
he's black so he's incompetent assuredly but also never heard of it

>>213960398
He seems to change his ideology and lgbtq+$HDTV identity every few months

>>213960427
he looks like he takes it up the ass

>>213960456
who cares about reddit though?

also remember when YANG GANG astroturfed reddit and 4pol and he got absolutely nowhere lmao??

>>213960427
>capable/successful black American
>immigrant parents
Lol everytime

Is it hope or delusion?

imagine. all the money you need. you dont need to go to work. what could you do with all that time? as it stands, 5 days are dedicated to work. imagine. so much time is wasting right now. surely that isnt fair?

>>213960509
But you don't work...?

/cum/ is a Yang gang general

>>213960485
Okay but Yang actually would have saved America

/cum/ is an I'm With Her general

>>213960424
would i get a free asian waifu?

>>213960485
Something Democrats don't want to admit is that blahpipo will NEVER support a non-Black minority candidate like an Asian or latinx. They would unironically rather have a White person, chuddier than White "conservatives" with their ingroup preference

goshpedo is back

/cum/ is JEB country

>>213960398
Countries come and go, but the mountains and rivers remain. Newsom's son is White and Vance's son is a jeet.

>>213960589
Mountains and rivers come and go too, just over the course of hundreds of millions of years

>>213960564
WMAF and AMWF would be encouraged in such a world, so yes.

>>213960571
>Something Democrats don't want to admit is that blahpipo will NEVER support a non-Black minority candidate like an Asian or latinx.
ngl that's the one good thing about blahpipos but it's also probably the reason dems don't really hold primaries anymore.

ate all the cheesecake should i have the finnish salty toffee chocolate bar or flipz chocolate pretzels next?

>>213960624
so you're an asian male eh

Can any tech bros explain what a raspberry pi is

>>213960589
so you'll pretend to support the guy who goes out of his way to import non whites into his state?

>>213960624
What about WMAM and AMWM?

>>213960655
Tiny computer

>>213960485
Yang was gonna make eBay for pussy. He should have been President.

>>213960571
blahpipo might be pretty dumb but they are smart enough to realize that they can take advantage of White boomtards in a way they will never be able to take advantage of a hispanic or asian

>>213960697
New

>>213960626
It's genuinely amazing how in a country as large as the United States that a single demographic can be completely owned by one political party to the point like 95% of Black women vote for the Dems everytime.

>>213960703
not that long ago it was 95% of all black people, and probably will be again once Trump is gone.

>>213960665
Yes, because having a brown son makes you worse than the guy who has a White son. In the context of Newsom vs Vance I'm with Newsom because of that alone, and he's generally cooler and more likeable besides.