Thread 213959078

Hey Latinobros! Can you please teach me how to rizz up your women?

>>213959078 (OP)
The lesson is right there.

>>213959287
Yes but that line verbatim won’t work anymore cuz it’s a popular tweet and people have seen it. How can I emulate the energy in that line while still coming up with my own?

He's right, you know. Imagine having that beautiful ass ruined by a rashed unlickable asshole.

>>213959078 (OP)
>be white
>speak Spanish/Portuguese (not necessary but highly recommended)

>>213959529
What if one of my parents was mexican and the other was white and I dont speak spanish

>>213959540
Paging Mexicanos to the thread to assist.

>>213959540
Why don't you speak Spanish?

>>213959540
el goblino...

>>213959540
white ethnic mutt

>>213959591
dad left. Surprising, right?
>>213959582
ty for the assist call anon
>>213959604
>>213959621
Indeed but I was asking if me being a mutt aids me in my search for a latina qt, and if it doesn’t, what I need to do to get one

>>213959078 (OP)
Just do the same rizz Mexicans do to seduce white girls

>>213959621
>southern with an inferiority complex
what a surprise

>>213959645
If you look white then that's all that matters. Latinas love whitebois

>>213959529
Reality:
>ermmm hola?
>muy... muy bien
>*reads notes from 4chan*
>m-me gustaaa la vergaaa negra
>*skip*

>>213959703
>If you look white then that’s all that matters
It’s over.

>>213959728
Same. I'm English and Welsh but have black hair, brown eyes and a tan

>>213959745
That's white you retard

>>213959728
Are you slightly tan or just straight mestizo?

>>213959078 (OP)
Say hola and be white

>>213959745
LMAOOOOOOO

>>213959761
Visibly mestizo. It’s my facial features that make me look latinx, not my skin color. I am lighter than my mom despite her being white but my facial features are noneuropean.
If I go to a place that has latinx workers then, without fail, at least one of them will try to start speaking to me in spanish.
>>213959745
RIP but you’d be hot if you lost the tan.

>>213959755
You're Finnish so highly likely blonde and blue eyed. You have no idea how much I suffer being in the ambiguous race category despite being fully white

>>213959645
>>213959728
>>213959812
>>213959815
"White" for Latin America is a very inclusive term so if Latinas like white boys, they'll fucking love you.

>>213959745
Hey, Tom Jones and Ioan Gruffudd are cool.
>>213959812
Visibly mestizo. It’s my facial features that make me look latinx, not my skin color
I don't know what means

>>213959892
Damn I kinda look like him somewhat.
Maybe there is a chance

>>213959892
>>213959918
Weird. That makes being white pretty meaningless then.

>>213959918
>>213959929
The real phenomenon is that Latinas only date white guys because they truly convinced themselves (Latinos too) that they are white and European thus it isn't race mixing. This delusion is challenged when they come to America. It is the same experience Italians had.

>>213959078 (OP)
correctly interpret a rap song by a latina artist

>>213959929
>Timmy realizes his autistic obsession isn't shared by everyone

>>213959078 (OP)
fuck off gringo

>>213959078 (OP)
>>213959621
Thats great but you dont even know how to talk to Women kwab

>>213959892
You live in muttland Retard you dont even know what race you are

>>213959078 (OP)
be a 40 year old white guy

>>213959529
These guys always edit to get the most exaggerated reactions and faggot normies always fall for it.

>>213961055
ratatouille has hundreds of children all over the world, he speaks like 20 languages

Mexicanas are hot in an uber trashy way. They dress like whores with their belly showing and are thick, but a timid pasty cel like me isn't bad ass and criminal enough to land one of these mujeres

it is guaranteed that all latinas will have bpd

>>213959540
don't listen to the anglo you're mexican american still the feeling like you dont fit in anywhere is the most mexican american feeling of all <3

>>213959711
Kek

>>213962459
I am not mexican american. I reject that identity for myself. I have no connection with mexican culture, no affinity for it, and certainly no desire to engage with it. So I am not mexican.
And I have no allegiance to this country. I am too caught up in my own failings to be concerned with politics. So I am not american.
I’m just me and my only identity is “loser”. I bear no feelings of kinship for any country or any country’s people; the only kinship Is bear is with my fellow losers of the world.
I am a loser.

>>213962459
I’m This anon >>213963054
I forgot to ask.
What are you?