Thread 213962196

I HATE BEING 5'11 I WISH I WAS TALL WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING TALL I HATE TALLFAGS SO FUCKING MUCH THE AMOUNT OF ENVY IN ME IS SO FUCKING VISCERAL AND SEPTIC IT WOULD KILL A SMALL CHILD

>>213962196 (OP)
I'm 5'9 and I don't feel short, I feel average. I don't see what the big deal about 5'11 is.

>>213962196 (OP)
Honestly, I'm 2.05m and I'm a loser just like you bro. Being tall isn't that awesome.

>>213962196 (OP)
I'm 6'2" and lie about being 6' just to demote all of the 6' fags in the room to manlet status.

>>213962294
>>213962321

>>213962196 (OP)
I think you'd look good in a skirt

>>213962362
Youd look good with your kneecaps blown off

>>213962345
I'm >>213962276 and I think you just legitimately need therapy because it seems your problems are just how you see yourself like you're actually bdd or something

>>213962345
Did you draw this? That's pretty good. See, you don't need to be tall to be talented. Hang in there little guy.

>>213962196 (OP)
>imagine being small
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>213962400
YOU AREN'T 5'11, YOU AREN'T CLOSE ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW IT COULD FEEL

>>213962409
that picture is old enough to drink

>>213962196 (OP)
>>213962447
shut up retard. at that height youre not getting laid because youre ugly or annoying or boring not because youre "short"

>>213962196 (OP)
Nigga you care way too fucking much about shit that doesn't matter. You hyper obsess over tall people and can't see anything else because that's all you pay attention to. Its just self-induced mental illness. You are taller than most Americans and still have a mental breakdown.
>but you are taller than me
I'm not, I'm the same height. Are you gonna stop whining now?

>>213962447
bro if its that big of a deal just lie then jesus

>>213962424
When the time comes to cut the tall trees I'll be blasting you faggots off your fucking shins, I'll kill as many tallfags as my body propels me to, I don't care if I die mad I'll fucking kill you all

It’s not that great we get top heavy

>>213962486
I DONT CARE ABOUT PUSSY I DONT CARE ABOUT SEX THIS IS ABOUT ME AND EXISTENCE, ME AND TALE AS OLD AS HUMANITY, THE UNIVERSE BESETTING IT'S VENGANCE ON THE UNWITTING AND DAMNING THEM TO AN INALTERABLE PUNISHMENT THAT CAN ONLY COMPREHENDED AS A COSMIC RIDDLE. 5'11. NEVER ENOUGH, NOT EVEN BARELY BARELY ENOUGH. ITS NOT ABOUT WOMEN, IT'S NOT ABOUT MEN, IT'S ABOUT THE UNBRIDGEABLE FRACTURE BETWEEN BEING AND BECOMING

>>213962696
Ok so you're just a schizo larping shitposter then

>>213962696
Meds.

>>213962731
I'm 5'11, fuck it I'm 5'11 and a half, but that just makes it worse, doesn't it? You know it, you know it especially well don't you? If you are 5'11 then you know how it feels, you just don't want to admit it. You don't want to recognize the truth and be burdened with it. Knowledge is a punishment on the mind, and once you open that gate you'll never be able to close it, you'll be just like me. At least in Norway you know you're small, it's different for you, I hope.

>>213962747
Tell me, why? Why in a universe so vast, indifferent and uncaring, would it choose to torment me someone with something so small? That's the true essence of cruelty. It's all in the splinters, the grains of sand that grind into the soul until it withers away.

I'd rather be uncircumcised than tall.

>>213962862
Meds.

>>213962901
*intact

>>213962196 (OP)
what celebheights.com does to a nigga

>>213962909
Optics are Jewish.

I was exactly 180 cm when I was 18. now I am 182.3 sometimes 183 cm at 28.
I check my height every day

>>213962937
It’s reality, ‘circumcision’ is a euphemism for genital mutilation.

Women like round numbers so 180cm in Europe would be seen as acceptable

>>213962794
I didn't give a single thought to my height through most of my life.
>you'll be just like me
The reason I'm not like you is because I don't have a mental breakdown over it.
>in Norway you know you're small
I'm not. Its standard height here. When will you stop making retarded posts?

>>213962988
Women hate average.

There is barely any difference between 5'11" and 6', yet Americans pretend they are far apart because of the first digit.

>>213962950
>>213963000
>WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN
Don't you give a single shit about your own self-worth? This isn't about them.

>>213962321
Kek I had a guy actually get mad at me for it. I wasn't even trying to bait, I just said it out of uninterest.

>>213963039
Self-worth is meaningless. It's something women made up.

get a grip you moron

>>213962794
>and a half
do shorties really?

Beat up someone taller than you

...IN MINECRAFT

>>213962196 (OP)
>hot blonde blue eyes tomboy wife
>cute daughter
>comfy respectable govt job

>>213963150
>fictional

its weird being 5'5 and seeing all these nephilim cry about how short they are. YWNBARML, sorry lanklet

>>213963080
That's the curse. I dared to open my eyes and realized, and now I'm damned forever. If I open up to anyone about it, I'll just be berated and laughed at. I can only confide in my manlet brethren and share their hatred; the hate is what unifies us.

being tall doesn't matter when you have a micropenis

>>213963249
youre not a manlet, faggot. fuck off with your stolen valor

>>213963249
And when I was looking up what that reply reminded me of, I got a fucking youtube recommendation with seven fucking views of the bitch from the anime the tranny brazillian watches calling me a loser and the next song that played was a fucking diggy diggy dwarf song. If you think the universe isn't laughing at me then you're simply refusing to listen to me.

>>213963249
why don't you just an hero if it bothers you this much?

>>213963376
Because I'm not a fucking bitch. I'm waiting my time for things to boil over in this shit hole so I can enact the divine retribution that has been willed through me. Suicide is for pussies, once I get a positive KD on the tall trees I'll probably get shot to death by some manlet cop. That's the best possible way I could go out.

>>213963306
Meds. Unironically.

>>213963461
>Because I'm not a fucking bitch.
You're bitch enough to whine about it on a Prussian pottery forum

>>213963658
>>213963249

>>213962196 (OP)
If you are really 511 you can just pretend to be 600.
Women do not know the difference and those who do are at least 90% bad.
Although you should try and find a woman who doesnt mind 511 already instead.

>>213963784
>>213963039
>>213962696

>>213962696
Then why are you even making a thread about it with this premise?

>>213963948
BECAUSE I HATE TALLFAGS

>>213964055
Keep seething manlet

>>213964158
The world will punish you just as it has punished me. That is all.

>>213964208
Sure, but you'll always remain a manlet