Thread 213965944

The Chad GAVL walk vs. the virgin Krauty walk.

>Your country
>Do you bully Germans every time you see one?

France
Yes, since a class of Germans visited my middle school. I hit German boys and I hit on German girls.

look at those frogs, I'm sure this attitude won't absolutely backfire in the decades following this video and that germany won't run a train on their ass two times in a row

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GAULIC FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE GAUL! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Gothic 2 against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A G*RMAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A G*RMAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JACQUES!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY GERMANIC CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A GERMANIC CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU NOV 9TH NAZI RIGHT INCEL CUNT!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING GERMANIC CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A G*RMAN BABY!! AND A BOY TOO!! IF IT WAS A G*RMAN GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO JACQUES ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A G*RMAN BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI AFD VOTER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI G*RMAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT G*RMAN FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND RAMMSTEIN I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED

>>213966079
>t. Fernandino Weierstrass from Bolzano
I can't help it. I HAVE to bully them. No matter the consequences.

>>213966360
fucked up the greentext award

>>213966442
YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
https://derpibooru.org/2065473

>>213966442
kys

>>213965944 (OP)
and then the Germans conquered France in six weeks. The end

amusing to think western euros were balkan-tier nationalists only a century ago

>>213969887
You have to go back.
>>213970212
My inner Chud is just asking to exist but the rest of my countrymen are low-T faggots.

Last time Germany and France went at it, it wasn't even much of a contest.

>>213966442
kys

>>213966360
Lmao

>>213966442
kys

>>213966360
The Steam deck cannot run Gothic 2 natively.

That's the only factually incorrect part of this greentext.

DO NOT LOOK UP HORIZONTAL COLLABORATION
DO NOT LOOK UP CLOVIS I (A.k.a hlodowig/ludwig)
DO NOT LOOK UP FRANCO PRUSSIAN WAR

>>213970314
You just got lucky Hanz, score is 2 - 2

>>213970314
Genuinely why does any of this matter when both France and Germany are dying browned countries

>>213973518
Forgot >>213973256

>>213965944 (OP)
whitebois getting emasculated in public... mmhhh...

>>213973518
good question but euro nationalism has nothing to do with 2025, its based on past achievements

the europeans with the highest opinion of themselves are greeks even though theyre a borderline failed state

>>213965944 (OP)
The resentment seething out of this frenchoid is the same as with any other brown southern european. They hate the greatest civilization that has ever graced the earth

>>213973592
Average anti-russian poster btw

>>213973654
Only Eastern Europeans have nationalism relating to current things, because they are doing well in present day

>>213973795
you mean the united states of america?

>>213973863
They wish

>>213973795
Come here in Lille, Sven. You can look right into my blue eyes when I punch you in the face.

>>213974459
You are spiritually on the same level as a nigger

>>213974490
that would be germans who have no culture or art of note despite being the largest population in europe
they are like the chinese

>>213974553
Isn't that more like Russians? At least Germans are rich

>>213974553
>that would be germans who have no culture or art of note despite being the largest population in europe
American education

>>213974654
>French art
Clair Obscur
>German art

>>213974654
name one german cultural achievement since 1871 aside from edgelord "philosophers"

>>213965944 (OP)
>Daddy America save me
If you aren't German, Hungarian or Bulgarian. You are an American colony and you have no right to be proud or be chauvinistic.

>>213974962
France is the least American colony-like in Europe.
>Daddy America save me
As I imagine a typical Hungarian crybaby, you should probably know that when the front collapsed in the Balkans in 1918, just before your own country was invaded, this was because of mostly French-Serbian offensives, no American soldier there. Americans helped accelerate the victory, maybe one year, the war would have been won anyway.

>>213965944 (OP)
This was the first time the french occupied the ruhr, they were gentler the second time

>Force Germans to pay reparations, humiliate them at Versailles, take their colonies, take their Western territories
>Refuse to occupy them and force them to comply with the international law
>Hitler comes to power, rebuilds his army and conquers France in two weeks

What was so hard for the French and British to ban Germany from having any army and deployed their armed troops there to keep them in check? Kind of what Americans did to Germans and Japanese after the WW2. It's kind of obvious that as soon as American troops are removed from Germany, they will start to kill children in gas chambers again (the next day).

>>213965944 (OP)
Looks like a funeral. He's hitting them like a dad disciplining kids to remove their hats, he's teaching them good morals about the dead.

>>213966360
>*Smashes steamdeck running Gothic 2 against wall in fit of anger*
ayyy lmao fucked up greentext is instant coal tho it can't be helped

>>213975852
>What was so hard for the French and British to ban Germany from having any army and deployed their armed troops there to keep them in check?
The soviet union was known to be preparing itself for invading poland and eventually expanding westwards in years to come.
Do you think they built up in a year for war?
They were already heating up and neither france nor the UK wanted germany ro be captured by the soviets because it would mean they would be too.
But then germans lashed out so whatever

>>213975852
>humiliate them at Versailles
Why was Versailles humiliating? I genuinely don't understand why people say that. France took back Alsace-Lorraine and the indemnity was a replay of the indemnity inflicted on France 1871, including the occupation. Bismarck wanted to cripple the French economy just like Poincaré wanted to cripple the German economy in 1919 so neither would be a threat anymore, in both cases it didn't work.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_indemnity
And when it comes to the Eastern territories, many majority-Polish lands were left to Germany because of their Freikorps rampage there in 1919. At least I could get why Hungarians were butthurt, but the Germans? Except thinking Le Master Race should not give territories to Poland, I don't see how it was humiliating.

>>213965944 (OP)
It's supposed to be the chad "x" vs the virgin "y".
Lazy and original, try again.
Like the Chad Gaul saunter vs the Virgin Kraut Stroll.

>>213976795
Thanks for improving my English. You guys should not hesitate to make that kind of comments.

>>213973795
>German
>Civilization
Pick one.

>>213975852
We didn't refuse, Clemenceau wanted to march on Berlin. It was the anglos who prevented us to avoid WW2 as they've always feared a continental Europe dominated by France.

>>213974654
I think I'm going to be more nuanced and fair. Because we have to put things into context.
This is already over 100 years ago. It's a different era. Your modern brain can't understand the customs of yesteryear even if you've read books and everything.
We see that the French soldiers are angry because some Germans haven't taken off their hats. It reminds me of my grandmother when I went to church with her, I had to take off my cap out of respect. And my grandmother didn't live through the First World War. I can't even imagine what respect must have been like before.
So it has nothing to do with "brown" especially since the French and Germans have been brothers since antiquity. Even before Julius Caesar, he said that the Gauls and Germanic tribes were of the same family according to the Romans.
The guys have literally been neighbors since ancient times, they're basically the same people. But they speak a different language.

>>213966442
kys

>>213978675
>So it has nothing to do with "brown" especially since the French and Germans have been brothers
What the fuck are you on about ? Even if you want to get back to Cesar's time, it's a well-known fact that Vercingetorix got fucked in a massive part by the German cavalry of the Romans.

>>213975349
>No America allowed its Italian and French mionions to die out and bleed
You are an abomination created by the Mutt

>>213966360
Actually made me kek, good one even tho 'ailpost

>>213980184
So what ? You think German tribes were united or what ? Even 500 years later there were Frankish factions who chose to fight for Attila. The Franks who built France chose Rome's side, the Salian Franks. And here we're just talking about the Franks.
Before Julius Caesar it's very difficult to differentiate who was who because they were pretty much the same. Like with them, we don't know if they were Celtic or Germanic

>>213965944 (OP)
how do you tell if they're german?

>>213966442
kys

>>213965944 (OP)
>french act like this
>get shit on easily once the fight starts
>let the americans and soviets do all the work
>come in as an occupier again
>start acting like this again as if you had anything to do with it
France is the ultimate small penis energy country

>>213965944 (OP)
The Germans deserved their treatment for starting the war.
>inb4 UMM ACKTUALLY
Germany wanted the war to happen badly and manipulated Austria-Hungary to start it.

>>213983835
Americans do not deserve an opinion on anything, sorry

>>213973256
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sedan

130K vs 10K with your own king captured. Gargantuan L. The PRVSSIAN Chad marches on.

>>213983873
>Germany guaranteed its support through what came to be known as the "blank cheque",[c] but urged Austria-Hungary to attack quickly to localise the war and avoid drawing in Russia.

The only reason Austria-Hungary went through with it is because Germany had their back 100%. FACT.

>>213965944 (OP)
chad

>>213974820
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mttl9y7sz98
vvvvvgggggghhhhhhhhh

>>213966442
kys

frenchmen are my brothers in hating the g*Rmanic menace

>>213965944 (OP)
They have hats on too?

>>213966442
kys

>>213975349
The Germans had a strong chance of winning as late as Spring of 1918

>>213976733
The entire origin of the German animus against France was Napoleon brutalizing the German states. You guys started the entire conflict.

>>213965944 (OP)
Agressive villainous french brutes, the antagonists of history.

>>213988728
Brutalized? I don't think so. Even the Germans don't think so, you made it up.

>>213966442
kys

>>213966079
didn't
won two world wars, puta

>>213966360
Gemme

>>213966079
Which were those 2 times in a row?

They were rescued By Russia after being beated in 2 weeks By Napoleon

They won in 1870

They lost WW1

They "won" against France in WW2 but lost the War in the end

>>213966079
Alto Adigo NOT "Südtirol" Heinrich von Schnitzel

>>213965944 (OP)
at least not speaking german

>>213966442
kys

>>213966360
>>213966442
>not proof reading a post that large before hitting the submit button
Retard detected

werent the vast majority of french people collaborators with the vichy regime until it was obvious the allies were going to liberate france, then suddenly every single person wanted to join the resistance they hadn't given a fuck about for years?

>>213973821
they are also dying and are only there because russia saved them

>>213966442
Kys