Thread 213968165

fesh edition

>>213968165 (OP)
>>213968199

you gay?

euroshopper35penergydrink cwltshc

It's hard out there for a gimp

leftypol looking at city crime statistics and thinking "yep, we need MORE blacks"

>>213968165 (OP)
huutista

we need more red indians

i caught a zacian today :3

Mental how Ofcom published all the porn sites that don't require a VPN

>>213968484
>pornzog

>>213968484
they missed the one i use

Get it done.

>>213968484
>motherless
Oh dear.

Verify your age to consume the porn.
Think about how absurd it is. The government watchdog between you and the bdsm

>>213968484
is it so tragic if a middle schooler gets the occasional glimpse of sex on the interwebz?

>>213968993
Was just admiring how exploitable this image is
Unfortunately I'm on my phone

>>213968484
>thegay

>>213968484
>www.thegay.com
NOOOOOOOOOO

Big Bopper - Chantilly Lace

ofcom has found an arch nemesis in /brit/

your eternal reward

well I had my first bathe using the bucket of hot water and jug while the shower is broken

it went OK but I felt like I was in there a long time and yeah I don't feel like I am as clean as I would be with a shower but it'll do for the time being. The armpits and arsehole were most annoying to get properly wet, the front groin area was fine. For my hair I did it in advance by filling the sink and dunking my head in there.

Why did the Western Roman Empire Collapse? - Explained in 20 Minutes

>>213968165 (OP)
he's drunk fish?

>>213969072
help me to help you

might fund hezbollah

the world is too harsh for a soft sensitive romantic man such as I. The beauty of this world has been traded for cheap excitement and convenience. makes me sick

>>213969072
wet wipes are best for a birdbath to be honest

>>213969100
I can manage alright by myself but I appreciate the offer.

Washing my feet was a bit precarious though because I think normally when I soap up my feet in the shower all the soap is immediately washed away the moment my foot goes back down onto the floor of the bath. But without the shower, my soaped up foot remained soapy so there was a point where I was stood balancing on a soapy foot with no shower mat hoping that I didn't slip and bonk my head. In future I may need to rinse each foot before putting it back down.

>>213969133
Yeah but I need some form of actual bathing, I can't survive on wet wipes.

what is a rollocking

don’t think ive ever spoken to a hungarian
did so many wankeroos to them during porns golden age however

about to do a poo lads would anyone like a vocaroo of it

>>213969188
turn around

once chance at life and my star sign is Pisces...

who needs porn when you got guys recording girls arses in primark

might scrannoid a 'za for luncheon

is that lad still using gin to heal his bones or is he out of his cast

HE'S CUM IN HIS PANTS

>>213969216
had one stroke my cock in Austria

don't turn around oh oh oh
der kommissar's in town oh oh oh

>>213969236
might need a link to this video as my knobule started to tingle

reckon it's chicken wings and burgers for dindins

>>213969236
this is illegal!!!

>>213969285
french fry

>>213969216
had a hungarian bloke at my old work, he was a dickhead

>>213969266
did he have lube on him or what did you use?

forgot to post this earlier when I was moaning about Jurassic Park, elicited a titter from me

>>213969236
that's a bit nice isn't it

>>213969236
why are you worried about immigrants coming over and doing these things when clearly you freaks have no morals and would enjoy the content they might make harassing and abusing young european girls? are you lot just predators and you are angry that they are encrouching on your hunting grounds as it were

>>213969301
did he ever stroke your cock?

>>213969248
out of the cast now lad the gin did the trick. learning to walk now, my foot's forgotten how and the leg's a bit withered.

my neighbour used to own the most active club in town and would give me VIP for free, the awkward thing was i only had 2 mates who were even bigger VFs than me at the time so we just awkwardly sat in VIP

>>213969333
*slaps your fat brown arse*

what u know bout that isopropyl bath

people with beards are always soy

>>213969029
I kneel

>>213969333
i just hate everyone

>>213969275
bunkr dot cr slash f slash 3psshqsIO2ChY

>>213969348
was he a proper stereotypical sleazy grotty nightclub owner

Do you live north or south of this line?

had some chicken and chips. not very good for me but at least it was cheap and tasty

you know what's mad?
the amount of absolute babes in the Czech Republic willing to take cock for a handful of euros,

>>213969362
daddy has a cute moustache now

>>213969381
saaf

>>213969343
no put i used to perv on his wife who also worked there

John McAfee smashing his fist against a soundproof perspex box yelling something at me, something about a link but I can't hear him

>>213969381
south

>>213969381
Ah yes.. Cambridge... that northern powerhouse

>>213969379
well he was in his late 60s but i can imagine a few years prior he was a typical sleazy cunt, he spent most of his time in spain

I don't think santa clause has soy
he drinks cow milk

got the roid rage

>>213969436
>60y/o nightclub owner who spent most of his time in Spain

mate I don't even know the guy and I can tell you he was a sleazeball

when bro wont say wallahi you know he lying

>>213969448
channel it into delivering those pizzas

>>213969434
Where's the real divide

i get low rent where i am

it's a bit dangerous getting a blowjob isn't it? what if the woman bites your knob? how can you trust her not to?

>>213969407
you absolute bum sniffing queer

>>213969474
i did, 11 deliveries in a 3 hour shift tonight
the last one specifically requested that i leave their 'za at the door and not knock, must be a whale in that house

don’t know what it is about the kiwi but something very hateable about him. same with the brazillian, i can’t define it but i just hate him instinctively

big fat veiny tits

>>213969236
And theyre all over 18 you say? Great

>>213969493
mmm not really

turns out the whole "biological race" thing is complete cope
think of it like this
imagine you have to sort M&Ms by color
you got red, green, blue, etc. Easy.
now imagine you have a smoothie bar with every fruit
you pour a strawberry smoothie on one end
you pour a blueberry smoothie on the other
the stuff in the middle is a mix
is there a clear line where strawberry ends and blueberry begins?
LOL
it's just a gradient

human populations are the smoothie
for tens of thousands of years, people f*cked whoever was nearby
this created genetic gradients across continents
group in Ethiopia looks different from group in Norway because they're far apart on the gradient
but there is no sharp line, no biological "wall" between them
the concept of discrete "races" is like trying to draw a line on the smoothie and say "THIS IS THE STRAWBERRY SIDE"

biggest kicker
there is more genetic variation WITHIN any so-called "race" than BETWEEN them
translation: two random africans can be more genetically different from each other than a norwegian is from a native australian
the visual differences (skin, hair, eyes) are just a tiny fraction of our code
they are superficial adaptations to sunlight, like a shitty DLC skin pack
muh skull shape
also a gradient. useless for sorting. next.
muh IQ
not a single gene for "smart"
influenced by thousands of genes + food + lead poisoning + education + a million other things
anyone who says otherwise is selling something (usually a book to other copers)
the only people who still believe in strict biological race are
19th century biologists (they're dead)
politicians who need an in-group and an out-group
nerds on the internet with no personality who need to feel superior about their melanin content
race is 100% real as a SOCIAL concept
people get treated differently based on how they look, that's a fact
but pretending it's a clean, biological category is complete and utter LARPing
tl;dr: biologycels seething over gradientchads

>>213969493
bum sniffing? yes, not queer though. only girl bums

>>213969509
yeah and the veins are green as well
but sometimes I'm so tired and I can't think straight

>>213969538
Corr blimey

>>213969508
you mad bro?

>>213969480
good for you rentboy

I just sniff daddy's underarms because they smell good
and his chest
and his neck also sometimes

>>213969538
on her way to the monty p

oi that bloke just took a picshur of me arse

>>213969556
you alright bro, brazilian boy is bent and i hate him but you are cool

>>213969529
Lewontin's fallacy

I dont see why anyone would hate me unless they are are an evil person.

>>213969567
poo sealing

>>213969538
vile strumpet

Crying in staff room because a fucking joke I said earlier was misinterpreted by a cunt manager and I got a right telling off for it. Fucking cunts. Might just rage quit

>>213969567
youre definitely going place in life. poor, pathetic, uneducated waste of oxygen

Peter Kyle, the MP for Hove, and Secretary of State for Science and Technology is dyslexic, with a purported reading age of six years old.
He is known to use AI tools such as ChatGPT for research and policy guidance.
Perhaps most disturbingly he is a long time friend of fellow homosexual and accused paedophile Ivor Caplin, whom served as the MP for Hove until 2015.
Despite claiming to care about child safety, he voted against a national inquiry into the Pakistani grooming gangs cover up.

>>213969601
what was the joke?

>>213969614
We were joking about getting as many warnings as possible as a competition and this cunt told the manager I was actually being shit on purpose to get warnings

>>213969601
tell us the joke lad. saw this coke and thought of you

>>213969601
A Shropshire Lad must never cry.

>>213969600
wretched wench

>>213969601
i warned you. ive been warning you this whole time. you have to get over it (your personal feelings) go and apologize (even if youre faking it)

do this to maintain your income and let it be a lesson on how to behave moving forward

Who's set gingernonce off?

>>213969649
fuck off coke marketer

>>213969567
p sc

would someone like to rock me in their arms like a little baby?

*sniffs*
ugh, something fucking stinks in here

today is a write off. Will clean my kitchen and maybe do a hoover but my real life starts tomorrow

absolutely hate my life, got absolutely nothing going for me, turned 30 this year so even my youth is gone now

saw a lump of dogshit with a footprint earlier and thought of sacked troon

>>213969700
that'll be yer mam's cunt m8

>>213969381
North

seeing a lot of christians online predicting the rapture is next month

>>213969722
yeah me too and like half this thread. life is a scam

>>213969697
kek

>>213969745
hope so

>>213969722
she'll be right mate

>>213969612
But they told me jews are high iq geniuses

Fuck it all. If I keep crying they might send me home early

>>213969784
bit pathetic for a bloke to cry

might read jonathan livingston seagull

Trimmed my finger nails and toe nails. I hate trimming my fingernails, it always feels uncomfortable. Trimming toe nails is just difficult because im fat and not flexible.

shagging sacked tranny in lidl

>>213969722
throw caution to the wind and take some chances. get some quests going, get an arc going.

sometimes i'll be doing something that requires focus and think "i fancy a wank" and then i won't be able to focus again until i've had a wank

>>213969802
this guy was named after him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Seagull

>>213969784
you are a pathetic child
I truly feel sorry for the poor souls that have to put up with your tedious bullshit on a daily basis

>>213969812
he works at aldi but close enough have fun

>>213969722
all the weights youve been lifting cracking open the first page should be a breeze

gl with that :B

>>213969802
Picked this up from a charity shop the other day. Had never heard of it before but turns out to have been quite a famous book.

>>213969822
why are there so many posh indians in england?

Be interesting to know how many people and what % of UK adult population have actually let some dodgy third party scan their face so they can have a wank
You'd have to be immensely stupid to do this

bro wandering off into the bush and getting a fetch quest from a wombat

fancy a head of garlic roasted in the air fryer with a little bit of olive oil drizzled on it
i am a FAT BASTARD

>>213969802
Its like 20 pages

>>213969879
simply refuse to believe roasted garlic is as good as everyone says it is

>>213969722
>>213969847
forgot link https://libgen.li

>Dame Rachel told BBC Newsnight: "Of course, we need age verification on VPNs - it's absolutely a loophole that needs closing and that's one of my major recommendations."
IT LOOMS

>>213969856
Theres like 2million of them so at least 0.1% have to be posh

>>213969856
unlike pakistanis, a lot of british indians (not fresh off the boat ones, ones who have been here for 100+ years) have climbed up the social ladder. plenty of them went to eton/oxbridge, in high positions, banking, government etc

This website will be blocked by most major UK ISPs by the end of the year
Insane we are in this position really, but also inevitable. The average Briton does not care for their freedom in the slightest.

>>213969926
sharty

>>213969922
they have not been here for 100 years. more like 50

>>213969872
thanks to the rise of tablets and smartphones the general population has become very tech-illiterate, I would not be surprised if thousands of horny middle aged blokes caved and sent their face to Pornhub because they felt they had no other option

Nothing to hide nothing to fear

>>213969926
yeah mate what we should have done is start a gov petition or some kind of protest march cause that always works

take the fucking piss

my wife only wears tasteful summer dresses, well i don't have a wife but when i do thats what she'll wear anyway i'm only 36 so i've got time plenty of time infact

>>213969926
shut up ffs lad all you do is bang on about the same tedious shite non stop all day

going to mcdonald's coz i have nothing else to live for

>>213969954
Yes but I would rather just be left alone you see haha that's all x

>>213969913
>he unironically believes the government has the power and resources to ban VPNs

6 hours of toil, fuck all done

anyone got any good poo seals?

sainsbury's started doing the tesco thing where the price is like
£9.99
with nectar card £1.99
will not be shopping there

sheeps cheese is peng

got to leave for toil in an hour

>>213969982
there's a girl at toil that I like to think is my wife, haven't told her yet of course

>>213969913
A lot of VPNs that actually care about privacy won't even consider doing this.
Mullvad doesn't even let you sign up with an email, and they let you buy top-up cards and pay with crypto, there's no way they'll take ID.
But what can OFCOM reasonably do about that? Absolutely fuck all, they can't realistically even block VPN connections going out because it'd fuck with infrastructure for pretty much every big business

How old would you say she looks?

>>213970028
Don't give a fuck personally

>>213970051
63 and 127 days

>>213970051
late 50s

Obama

>>213970051
between 35 and 80

>>213970028
I stupidly downloaded the nectar app and now I get sainsbury's coupons posted to me every week.

>>213970051
56

>>213970050
govt itself uses vpns just like everyone and everything else in the world

fizzy grapefruit lemon coconut limeade

>>213970081
Why did you opt in to that

>>213970051
Well said

>>213970111
I didn't. I don't think I did. If I did it was accidental and I want it to stop.

Rorke to Reform FC - HERE WE GO!

Agreement reached with Jobcentre United, fee of £3.50 plus 80p in add-ons. Relationship between two clubs excellent.

The 38-year-old right-winger has agreed terms until the 2030 election and will wear the number 7 in 3XL.

No convincing ever needed as Rorke made it clear he ONLY wanted to work under Farage, deal progressed quickly. HUGE signing for #RFC!

>>213970148
you must use all the coupons

>>213970135
>marrying a white man = internalised racism
hmm is this true?

>>213970135
i started getting grey hair due to anxiety
think it makes me look very distinguished except i look like a teenager

>>213970028
get me dindins in sainsburys

>>213970155
sorry we've run out of Posted It Again Awards, would you accept a kitkat chunky?

now lets see the externalised racism

Does internalised racism mean you hate yourself because you're black?
never really understood it

Rorke to Reform FC - HERE WE GO!

Agreement reached with Jobcentre United, fee of £3.50 plus 80p in add-ons. Relationship between two clubs excellent.

The 38-year-old right-winger has agreed terms until the 2030 election and will wear the number 7 in 3XL.

No convincing ever needed as Rorke made it clear he ONLY wanted to work under Farage, deal progressed quickly. HUGE signing for #RFC!

>>213970190
NIGGER

Now THATS a dogshit zinger

I got my first grey hair just before my 19th birthday

>>213970148
Just uncheck the box grandad x

£10 worth of sushi straight down the gulliver

high levels of internalised racism enclosed within rorke's incel cavern

Good evening, and welcome to the 2025 Posted It Again Awards.

*starts shadow boxing in the middle of the thread*

>>213970215
what does zinger mean

Spaintwat's posting his dogshit zingers again

>>213970181
Go on then aha x

>>213970215
Me after a KFC

This country is in a very perilous place

>>213970228
screeching at this

>>213970232
and presenting the first award tonight, a man who needs no introduction. Heeeeeres Mousey!
*audience goes mental*

KFC wedges are back lads
i repeat KFC wedges are back

in the living room sitting opposite my mummy absolutely buzzing because they're gonna announce a new game in 45 minutes
i am pathetic im pathetic im such a pathetic puddle of grotesque bubbling slime

>>213970255
scrommert

do you ever get the feeling you're wasting your life with whatever shit you do to fill the day?

It's tool time.
arph arph arph

>>213969977
britmongs start 'celebrating' christmas at the end of november and then it all just stops on boxing day
moron country doesn't even know what the 12 days of christmas means anymore

>>213970296
What game

>>213970296
what game is it

what an arse

on the 12th day of christmas a tranny said to me

>>213970306
>>213970317
New Tales of remaster

there are only really 2 ISPs in this country BT and virgin, and all the others use their infrastructure

country's forgot the 5th of November, it not ri

>>213970304
>it all just stops on boxing day
demonstrably untrue

>>213970318
Wanked to this a fair few times

>>213970340
not even a new game then is it you pathetic puddle of grotesque bubbling slime

>>213970368
is there longer? source?

>launch new game
>"anti cheat needs your IP address, hardware information etc"
nigga.

>>213970368
presumably it's the muscular black man that turns you on

>>213970340
Right well that's not a new game is it

>>213970318
wow

>>213970365
WRONG IDIOT MONG

>>213970376
Not really, just her rubbing oil on him
>>213970390
Indirectly
I like to think about it making her horny

>>213970409
need to know this arse's name

leftypol wanking to thick juicy superiour BBC

what is mihai upto right now

>>213970440
gay shit

>>213970409
autismarse

>>213970440
eating poo

>>213970409
ah yes, the body of an out of shape bloke with moobs, so sexy

>>213970440
Quaffing Vodka Shartinis on a private beach in Pubai

sucking a pork pie

poo seal lmao

what class did you choose in baldurs gate 3

reading Stoner currently x

>>213970469
incredibly homosexual post

the lads

>>213970490
A gnome wizard x

>>213970490
Gay Nigger

>>213970318
why would he need help with that? i can do it on my own and do it better

the nelson scrandela

>>213970490
if i were to play it, itd be druid

>>213970516
Would you say no if he asked?

>>213970518
ai is getting good that looks real

>>213970493
He rapes his wife

>>213970553
"me'50"

>>213970518
Soooo fucking peng

>>213970546
i'd probably just start spraying boimilk everywhere and do whatever he says

*slides into thread in a T pose*

>>213970318
Ziedbelgian

The state squats over this nation like a giant toad
Fuck it to hell

bit hungry lads should i eat fish fingers or chicken nugs?

>>213970689
Both

>>213970689
Why not both? x

>>213970654
*kicks you in the bollocks but slips in the process smashing my head against the floor and putting me into a coma that leaves me paralyzed for life*

standing atop the state toad like Naruto

fish and chicken should never be on the same plate it's not right

Haven't seen IMG_4292.jpg posted in a while

Back from a week's ban for saying I oppose the mass rape, torture and execution of children by you know who
Seems we have a Zionist occupied janitorial team too

licking the bottom of a yogurt pot and pretending it's a fanny

how do i find a company to work for as a battery maintenance engineer?

I'm curious what people like Linus Torvalds think of the ongoing wave of internet controls.

Have they just given up? Do they do not care?

Honestly lads we are facing an abyss. If the elites get their way in the next few years it's over, permanently. There will be no overturning it.

fish fingers it is then

>>213970749
Why don't you go ask them?

You won't

>>213970749
Don't give a fuck personally

>>213970749
yap on you tedious freak

Thoughts on tight arsed twinks?

>>213970689
fish nugs

>>213970747
go to a gay bar, find the gayest looking bloke you can, make love to him, and then afterwards ask him where he works

>>213970788
done that poof

>>213970788
scremjam

>femBOY
>ladyBOY
>BOYpussy
>BOYmilk
>BOYpreggers
Starting to think there's bare noncery in the hood in which the benders live

>woMEN
Bit gay isn't it

>>213970842
Gays are pedophiles, rorke. Get over it.

>>213970842
>girlsdoporn

>>213970788
not helpful in the slightest

>>213970765
I would but I don't know their contacts

>>213970788
scromulating

Anyone else here been mistaken for a dyke?

>>213970747
more like batty maintenance engineer !

I'm gonna piss on your balls whether you like it or not

>>213970861
paedo site for paedos as expected of the cishet

>>213970895
of course not

99.9% of paedos are straight cis men btw

>>213970927
Nope

get it made

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>213970949
Nonce

>>213970927
not even close to true

>>213970927
100% of gay men are paedos so

poo shitting out the new

9/11 was horrible

>>213971010
>>213971010

>>213970887
torvalds@linux-foundation.org
richard@fsfe.org
bkuhn@ebb.org

think the real moral of the story is to ban men for childrens safety

H-h-h-hey g-guys, I'm theoretically already a bri'ish subject thanks to this piece of paper

A-am I allowed in pretty please?

>>213968165 (OP)
Based fish

>>213972889
it’s probably dead from sugar overdose