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Superior edition

>>213971301 (OP)
So cute. Love this edition.

Earlyfags suckk

Dish

>>213971301 (OP)
cute

Listening to Hernando's Hideaway and doing a tango alone

>>213971301 (OP)
I'm crying right now. Animals were put on this planet for us to protect and watch over them. I love them so much look at my dog her name is Roxxy and she's almost 4 years old.

>>213971839
Post feet

>>213971839
cutiepie

I preffer being completely naked to take a shit

I lost all my pictures

Let's be real though, sports are for low iq knuckle draggers

My secret is that I sucked dick in a threesome once

>>213973372
Sport watchers*

I can't really say I've ever been interested in sports

**"Space Swan Ball: The Improv Odyssey"**
*An Experimental Live-Action Experience for Astronauts, Aquanauts, and Spacewizards™*

Welcome to **Space Swan Ball**—a fictional, improvised performance spectacle designed for deep-space crews, underwater habitat dwellers, and interdimensional mystics alike. Part game, part art installation, part cosmic ritual, *Space Swan Ball* is a zero-gravity (or low-pressure) theatrical experience where the rules are invented in real time by participants wearing ceremonial **Spacewizard™** robes—flowing, iridescent garments embedded with bioluminescent sensors that react to movement, voice, and brainwave patterns.

### Premise:
In a distant future where astronauts and aquanauts share neural bandwidth with interstellar bards, *Space Swan Ball* emerges as a mandatory wellness protocol. Every 37 sols (or lunar cycles), crew members must engage in a spontaneous performance to maintain psychological equilibrium and appease the **Swan AI**, an ancient orbital entity that communicates through harmonic resonance.

### How It Works (Make It Up As You Go™ Edition):
1. **Costume Activation**:
Don the **Spacewizard™ Robe**. Upon contact, the suit whispers three cryptic prompts (e.g., *"Sing the lament of the frozen moon,"* *"Reenact first contact using only interpretive dance,"* *"Debate the ethics of space cheese"*).

2. **The Ball Begins**:
A single swan-shaped drone (floating in microgravity or gliding underwater) releases a tone. One participant responds—through song, movement, spoken word, or improvised instrument (e.g., a theremin tuned to dolphin frequencies). No rehearsal. No script. Only intuition.
The Button

>>213971411
are you supposed to stop and help him

bump

what's your goal weight?
230 pounds here

had another long conversation with the arab girl at the in-n-out store. it's funny how two people can have positive but brief interactions like once a year and then suddenly we're standing around learning about each other and chatting about all sorts of stuff.

>>213971301 (OP)
i look like that

>>213981039
you look like a bit more of a "on the left" kinda guy

>>213979604
you and jason have been exposed so many times
https://youtu.be/GbOKIsMuNWU
https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E
https://youtu.be/7QVh3kj7CjA

>>213981104
Put that cunt freak in her place

>>213971839
cute

>>213981104
>female romance is chasing the prettiest fuckboy to ever exist, love triangles, cheating, fixing an abuser
>male romance is that the woman actually likes him

>>213981104
need a bratty MILF gf like this. women who act like that do so only because they aren't getting dicked down properly or frequently enough. they're just grown up thots who spent their formative years getting their back blown out, when they turn 45 and it stops happening they get super mad at everything.

>back blown out
zoomers go

Anal

>>213981288
Best part is, at her age you can blow endless loads inside her and she can't get pregnant

How can I tell if thess girls at the gym are into me

>>213981104
is that from american beauty?

>>213981390
ask them

>>213981288
>>213981368
Based fellow milf enjoyers. Young women just can't compete with a mature aged woman. Women age like fine wine

>>213981368
45-50 year old women can still get pregnant, though it's not as likely. However, when they do get pregnant the chances of the child being severely retarded and disabled (i.e.Jason) goes up by a huge percentage.

Still trying to dislodge this wax buildup...
It's so over

>>213981427
That's the most retarded thing I have ever seen anyone say in my life

Watching Destiny!

>>213981459
no its not

>>213981390
how often do you talk to them

>>213981472
why?

>>213981429
*Some women age like fine wine

>>213981500
Never, they just came close to me and were giggling, just like a vibe thing and I didn't look at their faces in embarrassment

>>213981601
they think you're funny looking.

have i ever told you how good it feels to hold you

>>213981601
I really think you should talk to them, it works - at least for me. Especially if it's someone you see frequently.

>>213981616
I ended early because it was making me uncomfortable

>>213981666
Satan overpowered you

>>213981601
if you've never spoken to them, i wouldn't be thinking about attraction. there is body language that a woman wants to talk to you - long stares, smiles, that kind of thing. but it requires you to actually look at them to read said body language.

IF you see that body language, you should find a reason to talk to her. IF that conversation flows naturally, your chances have gone from nil to good and it would be worth getting her name and contact info. take it slow, but not so slow that nothing is happening.

>>213981711
you are absolutely preaching it right now brother. i would trust any bulgarian with dating advice

cringe

>>213981169
what?

>>213981736
Sounds like a lot of work just to get at most 10 minutes of fun
Seems like a low value reward for a high level of time commitment
I'll stick to gooning

If I was a woman I wouldn’t shave

>>213981852
I support trannies because they make foids seethe

>>213981765
she sounds like she goes to hogwarts

>>213981736
>you are absolutely preaching it right now brother. i would trust any bulgarian with dating advice
girls like confidence, something that is lacking these days

>>213981885
They used to didn't in the old days and shit was rough. The moustache on this one skank I saw this dude with once... Musta been like kissin a fireman

>>213981863
it's a lot of work to make new friends and more ongoing work to keep them. so it shouldn't be surprising that it's even more work to date women and even more ongoing work to keep the relationship

gooning is great for solving your lust needs but not your love needs

>>213981852
Is there anything more based than a woman who hates troons? Love to see it.

about to poo

>>213981996
it's a performative grift, she doesn't actually hate troons

>this shitbox has 300k miles on it and you will only get to use it for a bit before it breaks down
>Anyways if you want to buy this shit box you need to convince me you'll be a great owner, really court me and take me out a bit and shower me with money and then you can maybe buy my shitbox
Hmm, yeah no thanks

had a dream where i was friends with Sneako irl
this wasn't the first time i dreamt about this btw

>>213982072
stop buying Firebirds from 49 year olds, then.

>>213982072
I'm sure you can find a nicer camry, there's plenty of them

>>213982108
Had a dream I met David Irving and he told me not to smoke weed

I dont even smoke anymore

just poo'd

>>213982114
>>213982160
It's a metaphor

Death by snu snu

Did you know it’s illegal to defend yourself against an armed home invader in Canada?

Densao niggas WW@

>>213982071
Everyone hates them actually, and woman are entirely performative so you haven't really said anything of substance.

I suspect your whole post is a performative grift for (You)'s.

drinking coffee

>>213982497
if women are entirely performative then she is too, which validates my point

>>213981852
She’s sexy

CSIS is the Canadian intelligence agency; the leaf equivalent of CIA/FSB/Mi6

>>213982561
So if she said she loved troons it would mean she hates them? The world's not a polarized dichotomy. Your logic is severely flawed.

I’m a two spirit
I love black women but hate N's

>>213981996
While I’ve got no love for AGP freaks, I don’t want to hear about them at all; would rather a woman who isn’t into politics.

Life starts at 35

>>213982701
yes actually, women love backbiting
women that love troons almost certainly talk about how freakish they are when they're with their girlies

Nah the Right Wing sees the LGBT as a competing "kiddie diddling" pipeline, trying to funnel all those kids away from diddling priests and "traditional" uncles into drag queen story hours, but they're just projecting and shadowboxing because they don't understand LGBT and you can project anything onto a mystery.

There's only ever been one kiddie diddling pipeline, and it's mainly people who have a religious fetish for breeding.

If you wear clothes you are making a mockery of someone else who wore the same clothes

>>213982837
>There's only ever been one kiddie diddling pipeline, and it's mainly people who have a religious fetish for breeding.
Not sure if you’re aware of this, but children can’t get pregnant, so your post doesn’t make any sense.

>>213982919
Females think like this, yes

>>213982837
Schizophrenic post of the year award

Cravin’ a ham ‘n cheese sandwich with nothing but mustard

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

Women who hate troons hate them because they are men and they hate you too for the same reasons as they hate troons

I don't give a frick about politics and if you do, you're stupid.

cutting frozen pizza is time consuming but it tastes so good out of the air fryer that it is worth it

treetop apple juice is great

>>213983216
>he doesn’t own a scraper
They’re great for chopping

>>213983006
Ham and cheese with mustard and Swiss and a cold beer is heaven

whole french streaming community is losing its shit over some mentally deficient dude dying after being bitchslaped for 10 days straight by his handlers

>>213983294
Gonna be my dinner tonight desu
Gotta buy bread though

>>213983437
French niggas really making snuff films on twitch

Seems like a good time for some death electro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EecJy9Khkzo&list=RDSEhnE97vRTY&index=3

Mental how these Free American States of Freedom is succumbing to communism like this

So I walk up on high
And I step to the edge
To see my world below
And I laugh at myself
While the tears roll down
'Cause it's the world I know
Oh, it's the world I know

>>213983547
Almost as gay as electroswing

They be locking up the Indian butter in Brampton

>>213983568
blatant shitpost

>>213983585
#FreeTheGhee
Saars mustn’t suffer like that

>>213983585
why?

>>213983585
why are they stealing it?

Just crushed a fruit fly with the full force of my hand. Absolutely fucking bodied that freak.

>>213983542
some moments really cannot be qualified differently.
probably gonna have to need id for browsing soon after this

would you open ass

>>213983698
Do you have any idea how much it costs to import pure Bharat cow dung? They have no money left for ghee.

>>213983776
kek

>>213983637
Because indians are stealing it

>>213983771
looks like funky town 2.0

>i'm on nofap forever
https://www.youtube.com/@gapu123/posts

>>213983839
but why?

>>213983871
how long king?

Ordered pure Bharat cow dung but it doesn’t taste right at all
They probably mixed with with Pakistani cow dung and thought I wouldn’t notice

>>213983771
wtf

>>213983771
what the fuck am I seeing here?

>posted less than 10 minutes ago
>over 2k likes
>jason and his brand of white identity lost

>>213983892
Because they want it for free

>>213983820
spinningta dogta

sarrrrr please ghee me i am fucking indian

>>213983941
Some mentally deficient French guy got fucked up on stream and then died in his sleep while on cam or sumn idk that’s what I gathered from two posts on my X (formerly twitter) feed

>>213983585
All these engineers and software devs but they're too lazy to buy butter at sale, melt it down, remove the milk solids, and save money on ghee.

Stop pinging me about politics, i don't care

>>213984031
THEY ONLY DO THIS IN ONE VILLAGE. STOP.

its so funny mutahar turn out to be a scammer because he used to seethe at the pajeet scammer memes

>>213984054
>>213983773
pairing these

Women rock my world

>>213983941
abuse porn of a disabled dude. They made so much from that actually and even admitted to being in the middle of negociating a contract of 2k per hour with Kick.

>>213984083
You mean OrdinaryGamer guy? Is he a scammer?

>>213984099
WOMEN AND GIRLS, THEY ROCK MY WORLD,
THEY ROCK MY WORLD
>t. Prince

>>213984099
Based. I love women.

>>213984126
Yes he lied about all his credentials even though he used them to give people le expert tech advice. He never even finished college

idgaf about weight, i just want to get huge and threatening

PirateSoftware worked at blizzard for seven years

https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVW6LLnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVW6LLnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVW6LLnO

veeeery important poll saar

well ya know what they say, there's no hurricanes in Colorado

>>213984204
I thought he was pretty open about being a dropout though, I recall him saying that in a vid once. I always just watched his stuff on occasion for updates on vidya gaemz like the Ubisoft shitheeling or whatever. I guess it makes sense tho, he is indian.

Can any nerd tell me how can I separate an alpha channel from a texture

>>213984335
It's not just that hes never done any work in tech at all

>>213984369
Ummm damn you straight retarded, nigga

>>213984335
Also he doesn't actually have a job he just does YouTube saar. If you're interested you can watch the million YouTube videos about it

>>213984392
Tell me!!!

just realized why /cum/ has slowed down. all summerfags are back in school

>>213984453
Doesn’t school start in September albeit

>>213984466
end august/early september

This woman can become my girlfriend if I really wanted to

i just mowed the lawn better than anybody has mowed the lawn ever

>>213984405
Why are you trying to remove the alpha channel
I don’t understand why

LOL

>>213984503
yeah it depends on the school district

>>213984516
okay

>>213984544
Because the ai upscaler I use fucks it up

Let me guess, you "need" more?

>>213984521
the madman has actually done it

literally the best lawn ever in the history of time

>>213984403
So some indian on Youtube makes videos about video games and people get mad because he's not an engineer. Very gay. I just assumed his job was Youtube anyways.

>>213984608
Saar…

>>213983568
Electroswing is gay and hipster
Death electro and techno music is cool

>>213984596
DELICIOUS

I might be getting arrested soon

I've only seen other jeets defend mutashart

>>213984567
Fuck you bitch I will fucking kill you

>>213983216
>cutting frozen pizza is time consuming
Lol what? It takes two seconds
Are you trying to cut it before cooking

>>213984651
okay

>>213984521
pics

>>213984608
I'm not mad I think it's funny. He pretended to be a tech expert and would use that as validation for his advice. He pretended to have a second job and would brag about how busy he was and all the things he was accomplishing. He said he was selling code to microsoft LOL. It was all lies. It's just funny because they're all like that. He is literally the stereotype he seethes about.

>>213984642
Join a prison gang and become a hardened criminal

what's your biggest life accomplishment? mine is finishing high school

>>213984662
Do you live in Oakland, California?

>>213984699
having my music in an itchio indie game

>>213984706
no

>>213984699
survival

>>213984699
Getting my GED

>>213984619
It's probably SAAAARS getting mad. Any whiteman would've assumed he's lying about his "credentials".
>>213984672
It does sound amusing if he was creating a backstory for himself, I never watched a ton of his stuff so I must've missed that. Sounds consistent with every jeet I've ever met though.

>>213984699
getting out of bed

because i dont have a job i can go to the gym at any hour, if i had to go at 6 after work that shit would be PACKED

How come eating a girl's pussy from the front seems gross but eating it from behind while she bends over seems based

>>213984580
Which program are you using

>>213984556
I kind of feel bad for him, imagine being indian bro.

>>213984845
Is it that you prefer having your nose in her anus

what if we actually literally ate girls pussies, like some sort of insectoid style of cannibalistic mating like how praying mantis's eat eachothers heads

>>213984851
Topaz

canada started the trend of hating indians

>>213984897
sounds mexican. why don't you use a white mans program

>>213984871
Not my problem. If he wants to be accepted as an Indian for the purposes of dating, he should go back to India.

>>213984908
No Mexican is smart enough to create such a thing

>>213984907
based leaf man

>>213984596
I've never had peanut butter

>>213984907
I feel like saying there's a trend of hating indians gives them too much agency. I prefer to see indian hate as a naturally occuring force in the universe

>>213984907
I’m doing my part! :)

This is so cute man. I like that

>>213984928
Yes I agree with that obviously, but at the same time it must be tough.

lol nobody likes indians

And we’re back

>>213984946
It’s okay. I rarely eat it.

>>213984111
can't fathom how people find that entertaining

>>213984969
those creatures are obscene. malformed parodies of weakness and submission, every moment they live is a humiliation to their predator ancestors

>>213984234
Honestly surprised that tranny enjoying got first place

>>213985054
I've also never had ramen

>>213985171
love me a big mf bowl of top ramen

>>213984516
Argentina?

>>213985237
splish splash i was takin a bath

>>213984099
>has a femdom and castration fetish

>>213985250
I saw some of those Korean red and black ones hat are popular now, looked at the ingredients and put it back. I should have bought it, I'm interested how they taste, but I would like a nice real japanese ramen bowl - that looks really good, with the pork and egg.

>>213984907
A part of our history

>>213985289
Both of those are based

>>213984699
Being capable of edging while staying hard for hours

>>213984907
China did it first

>>213985341
>what porn addiction does to a nigga

What's wrong with comfort women

>>213985448
nothing. also a legitimate concubine should be treated with respect, unlike an onlyfans whore or pornstar or prostitute

>>213985338
Don't like that posh look. Canadian heritage after all is mostly about genocide and playing second fiddle to America and other things not to be proud of. I know I wouldn't.

>>213985475
>not to proud

1.) It's not genocide if we purposely left some of them alive.
2.) America and Canada were competing interests for a long time, not working in tandem. We only do what's in our own self interest, this is Orange Man's biggest gripe thus far.
3.) ntma

>Leo Vincelette Felton (born 1970, Silver Spring, Maryland) is an American white supremacist of African American descent
>He is an Odinist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Felton

just got done talking to my therapist, she said i should look into estradiol tablets

Picked the worst time to go on vacation (hurricane weather)

America is such a battleroyale country. Only the best genetics are capable of surviving here, capitalism really is a natural selection. Best brightest with great genes will thrive, others? Die horribly

>>213985603
comfy

Yeah I got herpes from kissing a prostitute
You got a problem with that chuddies?
Sex work is valid

>>213985617
>Best brightest with great genes will thrive
Literally not what's happening. The country is dumber, shorter, and browner

>>213985638
I didn't get HPV even though I fucked some girls with it. I'm literally immortal.

solid snake should be called solid danger noodle

I got ya solid snake RIGHT HERE

*grabs violently at crotch*

>>213985693
You probably have it but it's latent

my coworkers are all reddit atheist turbolib types and won't stop talking politics at work

Having herpes is good because it marks you as a sex haver
It's proof you're not an incel

>>213985803
Nah, that was years ago and I'v tested, last test was 5 months ago.

>>213985788
f u p a

>>213984596
hate bread so much, i just eat the peanut butter itself

At this point life is just brief moments of pleasure--eating food, masturbating, drinking alcohol that punctuate the backdrop of chronic suffering and pain
Or something

Anime

My dad has a resting face of embarrassment. Like I walk into the room and his face is just cringing like a face of deep shame. No idea if it's directed at me or himself
So then I immediately leave cause it's weird
No idea why he's like that

>>213985997
never watched it

hand rolling cigarettes is not like riding a bike

>>213986090
Try not to seeing your dad for long periods of time. That usually works.

>>213986090
my dad is the same
are you also trans

>>213985985
All of those other things are just brief blinks in the drinking alcohol for me

Ground beef + pasta + what sauce?

>>213986199
Tomato. Ground beef does not go well with cream sauces.

>>213986199
Ketchup, the secret hidden fifth mother sauce

>>213986199
Gotta be a red sauce desu

>>213986221
>>213986223
>>213986224
The trips were stolen from us
We could’ve been sequential
>>213986222

The winds of magic blow against us

>>213986151
I tried that he was happy to see me, but still had the same resting embarrassed face
I guess it's just his default orientation to the world to cringe at everything, or something

>>213986148
yeah it is

>>213986314
the stuff i got was kind of dry but even after rehydrating they are coming out all retarded
it has been a long time

>>213986258
if i've said it once i've said it a million times: we need to be airlifting brazilians and dropping them into active volcanoes

gonna make chicken and rice for dinner

>>213986538
I'm eating tacos

>>213986538
Plain chicken and plain rice for whiteboi

>>213986551
taco chewsday innit

>>213986568
Yes indeed

>>213986551
I also have never had tacos>>213985171
>>213984946

>>213986606
become the quadruple amputee gf

>>213986606
>quadruple
>throws her across the room

>>213986199
make gravy with the beef drippings

>>213986644
This anon knows whats up

>>213986588
Here's a tip:
Tacos in the USA are tastier than tacos in Mexico

BBQing chicken for my fajitas. The sun is shining and my neighbours are white.

>>213985667
Hm. Then why don’t you start letting in more Europeans like me? I would be happy to settle down here but unfortunately I don’t have 10 PhDs and 500 won math competitions

>>213986687
Well there's a bigger chance for me to come to the USA than go to Mexico, I'll have that in mind. But If I go it's going to be in NY - do they have good tacos there?

>>213986785
Yes, New York has good restaurants for every cuisine you can imagine

Eating a delicious medley of Mac and cheese, tuna, and stuffing

/cum/ big time dead 2day

>>213986687
>tacos in the USA are tastier than tacos in Mexico
fuck noooooo, not even close

What do Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin and George Washington have in common?

>>213986799
Good to hear. I'm scared I'm gonna get fat tho.

>>213986877
Owning slaves

>>213986883
It's okay to gain a couple pounds on vacation

Life is just one long humiliation ritual

burritos in America are better than burritos in Mexico 100% tho

I truly despise urban culture
Maybe Pol Pot was onto something

>>213986904
Yeah I guess thats true, when my uncle moved there he gained 40 pounds.

Nigga named Pol Pot

>>213986931
Pol Pot was on some sort of extreme paranoid mental illness, and not much else

>>213986950
Broken clocks and all that

>>213986946
There was a funny cartoon sketch about Pol Pot and some jewish Hollywood producer I forgot who made it...

>>213986907
Mental how you could just go buy an obedient sex wife at Walmart but Americans fought a war so they couldn't

Pol Pot did nothing wrong
t. chomsky

semen semen

>>213987038
Make the new thread

solid elemental chlorine looks fucking yummy wtf

>>213987014
Please give me a Bulgarian wife

>>213987060
Looks yummy, tastes like death (and then kills you)

new
>>213987100
>>213987100
>>213987100

>>213987047
I'll do it hold on

>>213987107
Nevermind!