>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GAULIC FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE GAUL! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Gothic 2 against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A G*RMAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A G*RMAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JACQUES!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY GERMANIC CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A GERMANIC CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU NOV 9TH NAZI RIGHT INCEL CUNT!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING GERMANIC CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A G*RMAN BABY!! AND A BOY TOO!! IF IT WAS A G*RMAN GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO JACQUES ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A G*RMAN BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI AFD VOTER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI G*RMAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT G*RMAN FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND RAMMSTEIN I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
>C’MON LITTLE GAUL! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Gothic 2 against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A G*RMAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A G*RMAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JACQUES!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY GERMANIC CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A GERMANIC CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU NOV 9TH NAZI RIGHT INCEL CUNT!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING GERMANIC CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A G*RMAN BABY!! AND A BOY TOO!! IF IT WAS A G*RMAN GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO JACQUES ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A G*RMAN BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI AFD VOTER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI G*RMAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT G*RMAN FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND RAMMSTEIN I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
