Thread 213973385

Kubala edition

idiot canuck

lets say I had an AR-15 and then theoretically, I spawned inside George Bushes house

Realistically, these protests won't go anywhere unless there is leadership given.

WLP was clear that any revolution has to start with a minority vanguard of iron will.

get the black kingdoms established

slags

yeah outside this country and so they can go somewhere

>>213973583
fuck off to /britfeel/ you boring spastic, you're gonna do fuck-all

>>213973583
can't you whinge about this somewhere else instead?

>>213973649
which British county is Norwalk in again?

going for a wank

>>213973649
would have dry orgasmed in my pants if this was me at 13
knob went off at anything back then

I said what's GCHQ up to these days

>>213973629
I don't claim to be the saviour.

>>213973583
fuck off commiemong you boring incel bastard

lol that guy btfo

*turns up to the /brit/ pool party in speedos*

are zaz x

>>213973768
Mate... the S has fallen off

>>213973768
putting the pedo in speedos, are we

posting from my landline

>>213973768
*in borat voice*
very nice

*lurks outside the thread*

che fortuna disgrazia

>>213973715
You're brown lol

>>213973843
which finger is he missing

very tired today. early night for me.

>>213973843
blud a full simpsons character

could genuinely eat a curry right now

>>213973831
Love this

mental that

>>213973868
Post a timestamp hand and eye pic
You won't
Commie subhuman

https://www.the-londoner.co.uk/exclusive-the-billionaire-developer-closing-londons-pubs/

Important read
tl;dr billionaire paki is responsible for at least a quarter, maybe more, of pub closures in the capital over the last decade

would genuinely eat a curry right now

>>213973973
>in the capital
>important

hi

>>213973784
Isn't pushing 40 a bit old to be going to festivals?

>>213973973
rorke leaving copies of this article in the monty pyke to radicalise people there

Religion is the opium of the masses

>>213973999
...nh

>>213973994
could genuinely eat you right now

>>213973999
Why let an arbitrary age stop you from having some fun, Rorke?

>>213973994
come over x

been rolling in poo outside

>>213974041
bet you say that to all your grooming victims

>>213973973
thought that was rishi sunak for a second

JESUS CHRIST

He turned out great

>>213973973
read about his charity the aziz foundation

>>213974041
It's not arbitrary though is it

>>213974083
blair on the ropes

>>213974128
..nh

>>213973973
He’s trying to close down The Prince Charles Cinema as well. He closed down the Trocadero. Vile paki runt

>>213974123
Oh I know all about him and his campaign across London, 'souvenir' shops, trying to shutdown the Prince Charles cinema, converting the Trocadero into a mosque

That's him done

Sex

>>213973999
she's 31 and there's no age limit for going to festivals

>>213974140
Swarthy. Where's the eye pic?

Dollymong

Prince Charles cinema and Trocadero discord out in full force

>>213974140
>no eye pic
mudeyed cunt

curry on the brew
lentils go in in five mins

>>213973923
blacks really do look demonic

to be fair why is there a prince charles cinema
it should be the king charles cinema now surely

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the English began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy-willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the English began to hate.

Their voices were even and low,
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show,
When the English began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd,
It was not taught by the State.
No man spoke it aloud,
When the English began to hate.

It was not suddenly bred,
It will not swiftly abate,
Through the chill years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the English began to hate.

>>213974140
nice slazenger trackies lad

>>213974216
>>213974208
I work outside

>>213974201
Yeah like I said, pushing 40

11 yo niggas pushing 20

>>213974292
Touched a nerve did I, unc?

>>213974180
it's sickening

>>213974309
I'm not in my 30s, so no

>>213974140
>communist is a fat bastard
you just like the recognisable symbol dont you

I’m 33. I’m in my prime.

>>213974309
>>213974331
FOLC

Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 28% (=)
LAB: 21% (=)
CON: 18% (+1)
LDM: 15% (-1)
GRN: 10% (=)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @YouGov, 17-18 Aug.
Changes w/ 10-11 Aug.

>>213974351
probably gonna spoil my ballot again next election because i think they all deserve to win :)

NEVAH DID NO ‘ARM

Going to see the new toxic avenger film at Prince Charles soon

>>213974413
figures skewed by irrelevant shambling corpses, yet again

>>213974413
don't recall being asked about this

>>213974351
why doesn't the new corbyn party just go into the green party
same sort of policies

You kill my brother and you say you're sorry

>>213974483
there's white people in the green party, can't be doing with that

>>213974413
I agree with it. Then i wouldn't need one

Eating my own arse

:|

The scrandemic

you lot are all boring bastards today x

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on.

>>213974483
Because Corbyn has an enormous ego that needs stroking

Rorke made this website
https://stockportflat.earth/

>>213974589
get it done

>>213974546
these are nice but sometimes the bread is soggy

Putting one foot forward in my best pair of brogues

might convert to anglo-saxon paganism

the foxes are going mental

>>213974524
dahlian

got it, awesome. love my chungus life

I'm at the pube

>>213974589
Just reposted this in the lads group chat except I added "time to get a clue" as the last sentence

>finest meal deal
oh you fool

>>213974669
We runtish incels are the most persecuted group on Earth x

>>213974669
Now imagine getting this fifty times a day

you may remember my boring story about needing to get the back part of my waistcoat changed for a different colour. Well I put it into a tailor in the end and it is to be ready next week. It has cost me £45.

not too bad really. All to be worn at a wedding where I know no one and will skulk around autistically then leave early. But I'll look sharp.

Mods gave me a two week ban for posting publicly available emails for head developers of free software but don't do anything about the incessant off topic/racist spamming

They are seriously so fucking retarded I hate this website

deary me

>>213974709
Get ChatGPT to provide ready-made banter, it worked for the other lad

I started watching this bizarre israeli settler channel on youtube and at first he sounded so insane, but now I think I’m beginning to see it. Let me tell you, I’ve been up to the third heaven, I’ve been jacked into the big plan, I’ve seen it. I’ve seen it and I can’t even compute all of it, it’s so fantastical. You haven’t seen nothing, you haven’t heard nothing, you haven’t smelled nothing like this. I don’t have words to tell you. But I’ll tell you, anyone who tries to get in the way of the incredible plan the big guy’s got for us has got me pissed and I’m just begging to stay on the team man. Just put me in the game coach whatever you say coach, I know I’m weak, I know I’m pathetic man you’re amazing, I’m so lucky you made me, what do I do man! I’m just like a hunting dog man just take me out of the house, just turn me on em, just tell me what i gotta do, tell me how I serve you, tell me what I can do for you right now!

shit raping my wank arse

>>213974708
don’t have to

lentils are in
rice is on

>>213974738
give them some LSD

Time to get a move on.

>>213974738
are you spackered
that's literally the OP image

>>213974748
yeah its responses were cringey as I recall but I may in fact do so on the day of just to have something in the back pocket

most likely I'll just keep to myself and get drunk then leave without telling anyone

>>213974778
Chance'd be a fine thing

>>213974796
not true at all
I use the dark theme

britishpipo are not allowed to use the words palestine + [THIS VERB HAS BEEN REDACTED IN YOUR COUNTRY]

omdzzzzzz

>>213974796
no one looks at the op image dear

i have roman genetics in me
just know it

*dramatically enters the thread*
WHO ATE MY GALLON OF CURRY

Sir Kier [Redacted Verb]-er

>try to watch british show on youtube
>unavailable
>put VPN on
>can watch it
We pay for a TV license and get cucked out of watching out own television while everyone else in the world can watch it

rorke entering music festival ticket competitions on the beer pack

>>213974778
mad that to love is to get hurt yet some havent even had that

>>213974731
theyre beyond help

brewed with, 100% renewable electricityTM
cool I will do that! free beer free as in free beer

>>213974895
british insinuations hate britain and its population. fuck them all quite frankly

they call me doctor rorke
good morning how are you im doctor rorke

>>213974895
what you trying to watch?

Rhodesians attempt to get Africans to work the mines with them: hilarity ensues

hello

>>213975041
you are a girl?? sexo

>>213975041
Who's behind that cheeky grin then

>>213975071
right well that's not allowed is it

Britain is ready for a fascist leader. Britain would benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism.
I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership.
Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars.
You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up.

every major world religion comes from

china
india
iran
arabia
israel

>>213975032
Come Dine With Me

Jodie Marsh joins "Peter's Angels" (Peter Stringfellow's lap dancing troupe) to launch the latest Scruffs clothing and boots range, at Stringfellows (2004)

In real life when the topic turns to piracy I'm often tempted to pipe up and tell people they don't even need a VPN to access piracy websites they can just open Tor, go to the website and copy the magnet link.

But I feel like Tor has sinister connotations among norms who don't know computers so I instead remain silent. A big part of maturing and coping with my aspergers has been being content to let people be wrong or misinformed in my presence. If I think I know a better way of doing something I keep it to myself.

:)

leftypol got steam coming out of his ears

the results are in

>>213975152
you couldn't have that these could you

due to the woke yeah due to the woke

Pokémon go to the polls

>>213975177
wow

>>213975166
you don't need a VPN to get the magnet link, but you do need a VPN to actually download and seed the files without the risk of a copyright notice

>>213975138
Anglicanism comes from England mate

i meant persia not iran

Been ill for over a week now. Takes the piss.

is Tor slow torrents though

>>213975037
Which book?

>>213975083
yah xd

looks like there will be some silksong news on thursday then

>>213975176
oh there's something hot and white shooting out of him but it ain't steam

>>213975177
me in the 27%

I have torrented lots of games and never have I gotten a piracy notice (plus you get one free warning)
>>213975240
SEXO

>>213975210
Bollocks I've been torrenting without a VPN for the best part of 20 years and never had a peep from my ISP

He’s right you know

>>213975210
My ISP (sky) doesn't care. Have never had a letter telling me to stop in all my years. That said, I appreciate some ISPs do send letters.

>>213975222
You don't download the torrent via Tor, you just use it to get to the website where the torrents are hosted then you can copy the magnet link into your torrent client.

*starts slowly and passionately sucking everyone in the thread off*

>>213975300
But Jamie, what's the difference?!

woman moment

american christian denominations are very crazy compared to european christian denominations

>>213975300
how does one discern the motivation behind a flag being flown purely from observing the flag itself?

>>213975300
Nigga name Strudwick

>>213975300
Maybe if the flag of this country is making somebody uncomfortable then they should FUCK OFF back to their own shithole every think of that you lefty degenerate nonce CUNT

I'm 31 but pass for 21

>>213975300
Why would flying an England flag in England make anybody uncomfortable?

>>213975300
>England flags... in England?!?! Ah insallah I'm going insane I can't believe the infidels would do this
Actually does this also apply to the gay flag?

George Floyd + Da Breevians #
1 - he actually cant breeve

>>213975312
*moans quietly*

does nigel farage and his lot ever discuss asif aziz

aziz after all is heavily involved in helping gov define, police, and restrict "islamophobic" speech

>>213975365
No you don't

>>213975129
HH

if you have a white gf give yourself a pat on the back

bought some of them KVARG yoghurts at the shop

will let you know how I get on

60 percent of the land is not used for growing poppies so I think everyone should get 5 acres of land for free

>>213975427
Yes I do

>>213975344
ofcom will investigate it

can you be a white nationalist if you're half-filipino
asking for a friend haha

>>213975449
throw yourself in front of a train you vile little gimp

*becomes a completely retarded 60iq mong*

poo screaming

might " for vendetta" all of the "yes you can grow concrete" gus enemies and then hold it over his head that I will V him too if he does not say as I say!

>>213975037
Rhodesia failed because it didn't depopulate or expel the blaqs.

William Luther Pierce's book Who We Are was very clear on this. Economic colonialism is racial treason. Rhodesia was constantly trying to placate the blaqs.

>>213975449
Medication please, else Mr Walt Disney will be paying a vsiit

>>213975410
nigel farage and his lot are quite content to leave the billionaires alone

>>213975393
if you fly it in a muslim area ye

>at toil we have these quasi-therapy "personal development" sessions
>voiced my frustrations at being unable to communicate with this femoid we work with
>confidentiality is built in to the sessions and I reminded her of that
>2 hours later that very femoid messages me asking to chat

women are so bad with secrets
can I get her fired lads
she has 3 kids so I'll feel a bit bad but this is beyond the pale

desu what is wrong with doing heroin? the body has receptors for it, and chemicals in heroin bind with those receptors, in the body? the chemicals come from plants. we have receptors for pain, which work in both ways. heroin targets that and it is what they are there for. the receptors made it enjoyable. it is a normal activity

poo wailing

>>213975566
Rightly so, billionaires provide valuable tax revenue, and create jobs and innovation, they are overwhelmingly a net positive to the British economy and society.

>>213975582
turns you into a thief

>>213975236
pic related
>>213975529
yeah, using black labor was retarded, also there should've been a mass importation of lower class brits. blacqs should've been culled and killed. Most of them were not even native to Rhodesia.
Rhodesia should've been 99% white

>>213975581
she was only helping out but yeah if you had that thought then even though it is bad you should do it. you should do that bad thing and I cant give you an excuse for doing it other than you dont have to explain yourself if you want to do that

gptberg is mocking my idiocy

Canada is probably the gayest country in the anglosphere

foolishly at my first job I answered the 'anonymous' work survey honestly and toilberg definitely knew I mean there was no doubt in my mind. At the stupid team meeting we had to go over the feedback for the team she specifically called me out at the end asking if there was anything I'd like to say.

just sat there with a confused look and said no. I think my feedback was something terribly gimpy and needy as well, to the tune of we weren't getting enough recognition for working hard i.e not being a mong

>>213975581
Mate, there are no secrets with these people.

Workplaces are rumor mills that are turned by sadists who have nothing better to do than cause drama. Always lie, never give anyone a reason for slight and you will realise certain persons invent reasons for their own persecution

>>213975582
The problem with drugs isn't the people sitting quietly in their homes getting fucked up. Inevitably it spills out onto the street and into other people's lives.

>>213975665
dan you fucking mong

oh like alcohol? hm

>>213975667
England is pretty gay.

sweet potato and lentil curry

what's he saying here?

>>213975731
>*hahaha!*

>>213975718
Just had to top those enchiladas didn't we

As much as I despise Ziedbelg I have to admit, zabubu was kind of funny

>>213975731
>ARSE

>>213975718
bennie and the jets

>>213975718
state of those micronaans

>>213975718
elton john splatter

if the next king is young when he becomes king then all the PMs should have to sword-fight the king before they take office

right well thats a huge black bbc ravaging my arse isnt it

>>213975665
You're testing its patience Dan

>>213975775
all the royals and all politicians should be killed

>>213975566
yeah i can't really find anything online. i guess his job really is to direct focus purely on illegal migrants which is like shooting fish in a barrel and to get the mongs who attend his hotel protests arrested or face scanned

it's funny how there aren't many official voices calling out aziz for being both a parasitic billionaire AND an islamic cultural terrorist who is using his money to turn britain into a muslim country

Hello everybody!

Here's my hilarious opinion, sincerely some cunt with the mental age of a five year old.

Enjoy!

>>213975810
royals no
politicians yes
royals should rule again

>>213975710
no you're gay

my name is rorke and i'm here to say
i fucking hate niggers in a major way

yep, time to sort my life out
*cracks open a beer on a work nigh*

>>213975731
>and then i whipped out me bwc

>>213975647
Yep. We are paying the price for the complacency of our great-grandfathers.

now post the N word and log out and clear your cookies

hooting

>>213975834
>royals should rule again
the house of godwin yes

>>213975847

he did it! haha! HAHAHA
BASED

>>213975718
Nice so carbs with a side of carbs and a few more carbs on the side
Lush!

TRD

>>213975845
I am part of england, yes

>>213975865
need them bastarding arrested

>>213975826
twitter reply ahh post

I should get paid to make someones girlfriend chicken wings

alri

>>213975718
*munches with hand, plunges knuckle deep into his brown gullet*

>>213975865
>All 12 Reform-controlled councils have backed a pledge this evening that they will not take down any flags put on lampposts in their area

Labour councils are really shooting themselves in the foot by insisting they get taken down
I know where it's happening are mostly paki and wog infested areas but people from outside are it happening and are in disbelief

busting for a shite all day in toil, get home on the bog now im basically constipated
just fuck me up

boiling with incel rage

>>213975865
Wish I had 'All-star contributor' by my name on here like Joe

why is the right wing so masochistic
would want to off myself if my political beliefs revolved around daily occurrences of migrants doing deranged things and speculating immigration numbers far after my lifetime
just not a way to live

>>213975932
Haha, this had me chucking!

back from my ban for promoting terrorism

tried some of that basa fish cos it's cheap and it tastes like literal sewage totally inedible how can they get away with selling this shit

>>213975731
>If you were lined up and bent over I'd do you all in a row like bang bang bang bang

could genuinely eat a curry right now

>>213975775
did you ever see that Netflix movie THE KING with Timothy Chalamet and Robert Pattinson?

pretty ok movie, some good suit-of-armour fights in it

burning the english flag

wonder what starmer wanks to...

>pretty ok movie
why waste time watching something that's just 'ok'?

>>213975989
I remember Frasierposting on the birt, cor

>>213975949
>personality matters more than looks bro, it's what's inside that counts!!!

baiii I have to go do the Go battle league-u

>>213974764
No chickpeas?

>>213975817
currently, theyre still backing the tories and perhaps labour/lib dem. if things progress we'll probably end up with reform vs labour or possibly even reform vs corbyn. i suspect that at least half will want to back reform
reform meanwhile im sure are gagging at the opportunity to get proper sugar daddies instead of that one daft paki they had. its really not in their interests to whinge about oligarchs. plus, theyre huge yankboos, the whole maga phenomenon is oligarch oriented

>>213976041
>these tinder bot accounts are an accurate representation of all women everywhere

>>213976053
managed to grow some chickpeas here because of the great summer, most delicious of all the legumes imo

>>213976012
not specifically illegal
doubt the police would even consider a public order offence

incelluous runt just walked past my house yelling "POO SMELLS LMAO" and "SCREAMIGN"

>>213975949
women truly deserve nothing

>>213976025
yes well that's really neither here nor there

>>213974546
I see your sandwich and raise you

>rices ons
>lentils ons

>GPT 5 launched on Aug 7th
>decided to be absolutely fucking mental and put thousands in Nvidia and Palantir
>Nvdia's down 3% since then, Palantir is down 13%
>I've lost £442 total

mental
and for the rest of 2025 it's been just up and up and up
It's like GPT-5's launched hindered AI, when all other GPT launches boosted them.
Cursed, tis I. Cursed till my final breath.

Puss out and cash in my lost grand so it doesn't get worse or hold the line?

They're just going to move the immigrants from the hotels into social housing. It's worse.

>>213976025
oh baby i hear the blues are coming...

as a radioplay this would have blown people's socks off

but alas they made it a mediocre straight to streaming flick

>>213976081
I meant Fraserposting oh my days that's me roasted

>>213976071
ktim

>>213976090
alri rorke

>>213975897
lentil are high in protein

>>213976112
as I told you the other day SELL SELL SELL NOW

>>213976066
cope

>>213976071
same lad who plans to go round every pub in the country showing people Bradley Walsh images after the site gets banned, to try and sniff out /brit/posters

Rorke Patrols are being seen across Bournemouth

Friday /brit/ meetup at the Cock and Balls before moving to the Bell End

>>213976053
had chickpeas yesterday
i'll turn into one if i keep going!

>>213976112
just hold you gimp, not like its going to never go up again

>>213976144
crumblign

>>213976025
MERCYYYY

eat legumes ever day me
very versatile staple

>>213976112
>It's like GPT-5's launched hindered AI
it's literally that
it wasn't an improvement, it was a cost cutting measure for openAI by routing queries to a smaller (i.e. dumber) model most of the time

>>213976081
>krane

>>213976132
How many g of lentils in that dish la?

Nearly had a mental breakdown on my way home from work today seeing the utter state of this shithole.

I observed a crowd of people on a pavement. Some Whites with a clear homosexual look, some Muslim women in headscarves. My thought was how those Whites are so hopeless for what's coming. Liberalism has no future. Either an inhuman afro-islamic horde takes over, or White Nationalism succeeds. Either way they're doomed. Multiculturalism and liberalism have put degenerates and backwards morons side by side. The profound ugliness hurts me.

I was also struck by the thought of just what the fuck British solders from centuries past would think if they saw Britain today. Imagine showing a soldier in 1914 how it would look a century on. Imagine telling a British soldier at Waterloo that in 200 years, black slaves would be running amok in Britain. They would not be able to comprehend the criminality of what has been done. Britain hardly changed for centuries, and it was organic. The people of 1900 would largely recognise the country of 1700, those of 1700 in 1500, and so on.

Genuinely so blackpilled it's unreal. We've fallen so much in merely a century, I sometimes wonder whether our past was even real. Even if you accept the role of the jews, the changes since 1914 are just incomprehensible in how fast it has happened. Rome took centuries to fall from its peak under Trajan.

what if a woman was shagged

>>213976138
your entire incel ideology is a cope. you fell for a psyop designed for neurotic midwits

Play EuroMillions
tonight
£210M
Plus automatic entry into the UK Millionaire Maker

>>213976263
>Nearly had a mental breakdown after making some shit up and getting upset about it

>>213976215
bloody grim
GPT4, 4o, 4-mini rallied the stock market and I got FOMO.
GPT-5 is their first miss and it fucks over everything and everyone is panicking.

>>213976175
I am reading articles that say even $40 is generosu for Palantir though, even though it's at $162. There's a consensus on how overvalued it is right now. Quite annoying desu.

>>213976081
>>213976114
>>213976203
>>213976219
Quite stylish!

cope

>>213976271
show tits, femoid

>>213976263
5 rubles have been deposited in to your account, and your mother has been sent a bag of onions. congratulations ivan you stay off the front one more day

Turkish bitch ringing me over and over because she's depressed
Not my problem! I'd be depressed if I was Turkish too tho

>>213976067
The thought of growing your own never even occurred to me.

>>213973843
guy named finger

watching a ballerina show off her moves on Twitch
and not because I like ballet >:)

>>213976330
ok here

>>213976349
Nothing funnier than kosher right wingers in NATO countries blaming Russia for their own hostile elite governments importing infinite biomass.

>>213976247
265g in the full curry but i split it into thirds
two large sweet potatoes
and most of a bag of spinach which has good protein too

trump emasculated zelenskyy

>>213976445
post link

>>213976477
where did i do that then

>>213976505
https://www.twitch.tv/avvaballerinaofficial

women will complain about men being misogynistic as if women aren't much worse towards other women. your average woman makes incels look like feminists

fucking get it made for christ sake

leftypol wanking to bbc cuck porn

need a katamine queen gf to feed me drugs until i die

I've had it with you rorke stop posting in wmaf threads and GET THE NEW MADE

>>213976495
that got yank's pussy wet

>>213976486
So like 10-15g then

my favourite Chinese supermarket got closed by the triads

yup im done with drugs

>Asylum seekers are due to be removed from an Essex hotel after a council was granted a temporary High Court injunction blocking them from being housed there.
where they going to put them

>>213976564

sexo

>>213976644
different council lol

>>213976564
>who is the ketamine queen

without reading the article I am fairly certain she's some absolute nobody, the ball-drainer for some male criminal who is the one actually involved in the business of crime

>>213976644
rorkes gaff

>>213976644
theyre getting a better hotels, chuds are retarded

>>213976644
rorkes da's gaff

>>213976644
all around rorke

the scottish fellas can’t get into their emails

initials KL

new?

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>>213976797
>>213976797

>>213976644
biofuel reactors

Kier Llama