Thread 213981294

HER CHEBS ARE FUCKING LOVELY AND FUCKING BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING LATVIAN'S CHEBS edish

>>213981255
get it posted

lads what turns you on more tits or fanny?

>>213981323
Sir Kier Stramer

I reckon I've been accused of being Spaino at least once every single day this year
He has truly mind-raped some of you lads

bank holiday freakend in brighton subedition

love fanny but also love soft feminine cocks

>>213981333
Prefer the chebs in the clothes but a fanny in front of you moist and waiting for your 3 inch hard willard makes me go to 3.5 inches

>>213981351
corr, is that the fanny you lads talk about so much?

>>213981333
shagging? fanny
wanking to porn? tits

>>213981323
alright then lad here you go:

sir poo barmer

Carly Rae Jepsen has shared a snippet of a new song via her Instagram
UM UM UM

>>213981351
where's her winky

TRIAL. SENTENCE. EXILE.

Do all bong women look like Slags? Literally every bong woman I see on here looks like she'd let you nut inside her if you buy her cigs.

moo deng and poo seal linked up

>>213981294 (OP)

There's nothing edgy about satirizing Christianity. There's no threat of repercussions to jokes. In fact, it's just embarrassing. Can someone please try depicting Mohammed again? Or maybe target a group of unruly radicals of a different faith, please? So sad

>go out
>incel walk & gaze(looking at the floor)
>side eye catches 5 arses
>the platinum blonde slag had the worst arse, flat pudgy shape
>lad had the fattest, buxom packing
>school girls on holiday had shapely plum arses
Reckon Muslims are right about covering up

>>213981333
The Asian Fanny

>>213981394
what the squibby

>>213981437
Who are you talking to?

currently in my b boy stance

>>213981394
Umm-ah

https://x.com/carlyraewki/status/1957875965805359588
https://x.com/carlyraewki/status/1957875965805359588
https://x.com/carlyraewki/status/1957875965805359588

>>213981464
Speaking out loud. Thinking of the 2024 Paris Olympics

Rorke thinks that if he were about in the Victorian era he’d be an industrial mogul, or a humble tradesman with his own cottage, or an imperial war hero. In reality he’d have been a chimney sweep or half famished apprentice living in cramped tenements without indoor plumbing and would have died of TB before 30 because he’s a sickly runt

>>213981503
Keep your virginous thoughts to yourself next time

nth for the gyaldem

>>213981260
good post, check it out

>>213981516
K

>>213981543
tf she hiding under that hair? a pineapple?

Carly Rae Jepsen teases something "More" coming soon

>10 Years of EMOTION, and there might be something More... Look out for a message coming soon.

!!!

>>213981516
having another argument with yourself spaino?

Witnessing some advertising/begging

I would like to have sex.

Overly long, verbose and unfunny post? Yep that's spaintwat!

don't agree with time zones
World should just have one time, where Frenchies are at toil from 10am-6pm, yanks are at toil from 2pm-10pm, etc.

Just one big fat universal time init.
We'll call it Earth time.

I haven't a scooby doo who rorke is, if I'm honest. Can someone please explain?

>>213981595
dunelm

miss the days when /brit/ use to be filled with fun mental people instead of sad and pathetic mental people

>>213981624
he's... well, he's me.

>>213981623
this is what the EU wants

>>213981610
just do it then everyone wants to

I demand sex

>>213981587
Her megabrain

saw a fruity post on /v/ and am now compelled to masturbate to that character so yeah, propaganda is sometimes just that easy ladies and gentlemen.

>>213981333
I had a gf with massive chebs but they weren't good chebs, nipples pointed down. I would say that fanny turns me on more, although I do enjoy a nice set of chebs

>>213981672
from who?

I demand metric time

>>213981439
>platinum blonde slag had the worst arse, flat pudgy shape
>>lad had the fattest, buxom packing
>>school girls on holiday had shapely plum arses
All of them have black male partners

genuinely might just sell my car I got gapped by a fucking Peugeot

downloading The Sims 4, might be a good time aha x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckKA8V8sVZc&list=RDckKA8V8sVZc&start_radio=1

>>213981439
umshallah

New lass at the chemist is a qt, felt very refreshing to talk with

Oh, the dog's home

ive drank 7 cans of beer in the last 90 minutes and now im retarded

off swimming lads. imagine if i drowned in the pool and then a Bradley poster saw it on the news and laughed at me lol

Do measurements work the same way in the UK/can measuring be done in a similar way

Going to watch Real Madrid Club de Fútbol vs Club Atlético Osasuna now

what a fucking bitch

>>213981732
NOW you're retarded? Ahahahahaha just kidding mate x

>>213981710
rorke maxing his programmer skill never leaving his smelly unfurnished house - even in the sims world

>>213981732
Head like an anvil

I like watching Trackmania streams on Twitch but I still don't understand what the whole point of it is

>>213981769
>i know what ill do, spend my evening watching africans and latin americans kick a ball about a park in spain!

>>213981754
gonna have to be more verbose with this one

Carly Rae Jepsen has officially confirmed her new song is titled "More"

watching the new adam curtis

>>213981794
umm well yeah
nothing better to do is there

>>213981810
Isn't this woman 60 or something

>>213981810
>More
My gf when I call round a dozen black thugs

>>213981437
All religions are untrue

>>213981873
Okay and how's your wife's son?

>>213981684
Another anon lost to trans spammer's psyop

The lovely English roses, folks!

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMPPZZZZZZ

For goodness sake Rorke

>>213981903
Yes, yes, no, yes, yes

>>213981896
Luv wogs me

when i was a little boy a 10-year-old kid my neighborhood consisted of only locals and a few marriage immigrant women from other asian countries
now i encounter residents of various ethnicities almost every day
there are now over 3 million immigrants in this country
south korea is no longer a homogeneous society anymore
i don't really understand what it means to be a multicultural country
four days ago, i saw an indian man in the riverside, and yesterday i ran into two african girls at cvs
wtf?

>>213981940
squid game

>>213981896
Many atheists have their own children. What sort of bizarre cope goes through your mind?

>>213981905
Chuuune

buggers on the track
took me 3 hours to get home

>>213981940
get the fucking biomass in the fucking blender do it now

>>213981848
39.

Had a wank and I've had a pot noodle.
Maybe after I digest a little I will do some pushups, then have some more food.
Maybe I'll just have another wank instead haha

>>213981940
you WILL experience multiculturalism
you WILL be happy

Off t' bed. Bloody knackered. Done too much today.

>>213981873

But Christianity is an easy target because there's no threat of a Charlie Hebdo attack. It's not provocative. Target the religious communities comprised by and large of violent radicals -- now that's edgy

on my ps and qs

right thats enough 4chan for today
thank you good bye

Might start up a new religion arounded cans

>>213981940
It's over kimchibro. You WILL experience diversity!

>>213982018
george soros is to blame for this btw

>>213982024
see you in 10 mate x

spaki doing his retard atheist bit rn

>the Jews bomb the only Catholic church in Gaza
>Pope begs for peaceful dialogue with the Jews


I kneel, not a single pope in decades has criticised the Jews

>>213981976
What like, bumders were on the train track and delayed your train?

>>213982048
>George Soros forced my daughter to fuck an Eritrean

ill be your sinner in secret :£

>learned helplessness

basically describes 99% of you

>>213982144
What does that mean?

>>213982144
how do I fix it

let's have a philosophical debate, lads

Why is it that people don't drink cans are cunts?

anyone know how to bypass the ofcom ID verification on fab guys?

all nice and well but the skinny small boat cronem are activating x

>>213982169
just are init

>>213982104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljCJAvVnA20

>>213981844
could read a book
could have a wank
could smoke some weed
could meditate
could watch youtube
could go for a walk
could be racist online
could have a cuppa

>>213982197
prefer footie x

life ain’t fair

lads im getting a new phone and contract and tesco are doing them cheapest but they’re so cheap im wondering if it’s cheap because tesco are shit
anyone have experience?

>>213982169
That's what Kant would call an analytic a priori statement. Bit like "All bachelors are unmarried."

How do I read books without losing focus or falling asleep
I need to get smarter lads x

>>213982063
...yh

>>213982244
i use tesco and it's fine

>>213982169
They're too uptight, too serious, when the proper lads just want to have a few cans to take the edge off and have a little laugh and a bit of banter.
These straight heads just can't cut loose, and that is why they are usually bellends.

>>213982273
er with your eyes aha

>>213982244
Tesco were fine in my experience. I'm with Voadafone now, thougheverbeit

Watching Birds vs Circuses

Do you moan when you wank?

-2 cronem rapidly tapping baton down katy mum

catching up with the latest Silksong news on IGN Africa

>>213982244
tesco mobile oh my days rorke

>>213982257
Could argue Plato had it right with knowledge being tied to the soul and it's inherent knowledge that all non-cans drinkers are cunts, lad

>>213982309
Find the coke cunts to be more bellends

>>213982273
break it into small chunks. like read 10-15 pages three times a day

>>213982320
might as well cage my cock and shag my arse because that's me done aha

>>213982298
>>213982322
thanks
>>213982362
ee want me to pay £60 a month fuck that

>>213981691
whom*

>>213982373
hiya

no one knows how to get around fabguys id verification then?

>>213982384
sc

>>213981294 (OP)
UK women keep giving me this look

-2 snappydem being the recipient of rapid clartening

>>213982384
you don’t even have tesco you just have dumb yank shops
bet you use whole foods mobile retard

These are the people hard at work keeping the colonies racially pure

>>213982288
Train should have sped up, done the world a favour.
*Crowd erupts in laughter*
Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. My name is rorke, and I'm here all week

>>213982410
You'd get jailed for translating this into English

>>213982224
Comfy

>>213982436

skinny small boat cronem initiating -2 clapmeat
red victory paint pon baton, anoda one sorted x

>>213982384
trying so hard to fit in

>>213982367
Cunts, bellends, cockwombles, spunktrumpets, what's the difference lad?

>>213982410
sup crodie

>>213982443
nice tree this

Canadians have Tim Horntons mobile

>>213982487
>lego mobile
oh my days rorke

>>213982422
Need her to pin me down and force me to do all sorts of unsavoury things

>>213982510
used to take dogberge to that park

I can feel autumn approaching...

my first day off wanking in about 3 months
bit under the weather you see

>>213982510
can trees be racist?

I don't think the historical Jesus had much to do with the theological Jesus of Christianity.

any direct rudeboys in?

>>213982489
A lot of difference
Cunts are just annoying people you want to go away and will do anything ruin the mood
Bellends are people you can tolerate but are annoying cunts and ruin the mood for a minute or two but you'll be fine
cockwombles and spunktrumpes are what we call the spainos

>>213982544
so unbelievably peng

>>213982550
yes
get it cut down and the timber used to build migrant hotels

>>213982557
Who are you talking to?

love trees don't i

Do British tourists really behave like the characters on Benidorm?

>>213982544
it's not just approaching it's hurtling towards us at breakneck speed

drinking a cuppa. no beer for me tonight

>>213982471
now that you're openly gay are you going to find yourself a nice big black willy to put in your mouth?

Can we not talk about immigrants or trannies for ONE thread?!?

buying a huawei with wimpy mobile

the trannies the immigrants the immigrants the trannies

>>213981691
You

>>213982496
sup crodie x

*slaps knees*

Right lads, tranny immigrants...

>>213982544
Atlus plateau vibes

>>213982572
ah
so this is why he's called desperate to fit in

>>213982579
/brit/

>>213982640
scrimbling

>>213982570
Hmm yes I suppose that makes sense

why dont we just built tent camps for all the migrants like every other country does

buying a xiaomi with londis mobile

waka waka shakira

>>213982640
You weird fucking cunt

>>213982595
the lad in that went to my secondary

>>213982678
scremjong

Dogs have smelly grease, outdoor filth, yeast and parasites on hair and skin and inside them. Stinky, slimey, bacteria filled slobber, rotten shrimp smellin anal excretions, they shed hair, insane amounts of bacteria and fecal matter that they step and roll on outside, and they don't wipe their asses and there's ALWAYS shit accumulated around their anus and hair around it that crumbs down in their owners bed. Literally every part of them leaks or oozes something that reeks of rotten corpses and disease. People literally sleep in dog shit particles and their rotten fish smelling anal gland excrement. Yet they think this is wonderful and normal and healthy

used to eat cat food in year 2

Who is Elton?

>>213982677
>Looks at Du*lin

fuck no

>>213982726
Your cat starve to death that year?

>>213982717
>asses
FOY

Sorry but just not having it that I happen to be born in a country that is on the verge of collapse like this

Don't think there is such a thing as the past, this is a simulated challenge of some kind that I have to live through for some reason

>>213982717
rasheed

>>213982691
Johnny Vegas or Adam Gillen?

anita rani sex arse

anglo-saxons were not english
anglo-saxons were the PROGENITORS of the english
the english are a different race

ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS

>>213982745
no my friends cat went missing so we tried to lure it out by putting down trails of treats across the neighbourhood but i got bored and started eating them

i envy muslims nations as they don't have to put up with our retarded dog culture

>>213982767
no the little kid you fruitcake

timmy's mum sending this to his bully (-2 cronem)

>>213982757
country is finished mate
only thing you can do is accumulate as much wealth as possible before it all goes tits up

>>213982795
Fat cunt, no wonder they never found it

>>213982797
dogs are angels

Canslad just realized something

CHEBS

all nice and well but i bet the skinny small boat cronem will be going to town on my arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxGOWKtAHT8
also the dipshit woman

>>213982815
Oliver Stokes

>>213982836
it came back in the end

rorke x leftypol
enemies to lovers

>vgh Britain is COLLAPSING
Dangerously sheltered runts.

>>213982845
BIG facts

just got back from the pube, was a fun outing today

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator called mousenonce that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian flag
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651
this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn off
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213916100/#213916851

>>213982845
Why do you talk in the third person?

>>213982784
might want to look at the etymology of the word england pal

Football crowd outside my window just screamed "OOOO"

>>213982864
Out of hunger no doubt

stroking my radula

-2 baton yardie coconut milk clartened pon katy big batty

might offer my services as a professional clue-gainer to advise others on how to gain a clue

>>213982922
already got my clue thanks mate

-2 slippy baton administering a rapid and vigorous tappening on mummy katy

>>213982874
i cant think of a previous time in history where packs of foreign gentlemen freely walked into their period correct greggs equivalent and left with their arms full while everyone else stands around looking on gormlessly

>>213982875
Lad, the Latvian's chebs are big. The ones I saw today are some sort of abnormally large beastial sacks of fun

>>213982884
Because sometimes, I like to talk to myself, lad.

>>213982922
You'll never get through to them

Might tell my work coach to get a clue

I've seen a lot of women walking around in what looks like very fancy pyjamas

Are they really wearing pyjamas or is it some fashion I don't know

>>213982969
Anybody translate this virginous nonsense into English?

benefit scroungers are the new aristocracy

>>213982978
this picture always makes me uncomfortable

>>213982988
>>213982922
got a gig for you

bet dey be doin summat squeakin

>>213983018
why?

>>213982988
Rorke thinks shoplifting was invented last year (hint: it wasn't)

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

I forgot to watch the last series

>>213982978
i just know that room smells like feet beer farts and acqua di gio

Dogs are just such an assault on the senses- smell, noisy, chaotic, the fur everywhere, the slobber. They should never have been domesticated. Mostly I hate owners who let them bark. I hate how everyone thinks they HAVE to have one. I can’t walk down my street without being growled at by an untrained beast in every yard. It’s a nightmare.

oh shit I'm not crazy it is a thing

>>213983046
is mullet in the green sweater a trans man

INTERGALACTIC
PLANETARY

PLANETARY
INTERGALACTIC

>>213983032
what does summat squeakin mean?
do you mean something squeaky?

>>213983036
something very distressing about it

>>213983058
good evening prujaveeta alubembwe al-khalid how are you today

I'm an astrotrader, a digital numerologist, an engineer of the cosmos. Market trends, forecasting, star-reading, buying and selling commodities. Venus trine Neptune? Lol, you're done, boy. Uranus sextile chiron? Cha ching. Jackpot, baby. Rolling in that dough, ya dig? I once shorted 1500 shares of Tesla during a solar eclipse. The pyramids of Giza are factories for monatomic gold. What have you done?

>>213983103
some of that squeaking

.

"oo, where?"

>>213983134
oooh i see. thanks for clarifying this

the cronem need more appropriate footwear

>>213983133
>>213983133
good

This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

>>213983170
they have air maxes and clarcs me prefer. what else do they need?

slurping down banana slugs

might have a bowl of cereal.....at 9pm....

rorke on the graphs

Hello i am canvassing for the Magpies Party can we count on your support in the election?

>>213983199
pandemic bowls of midnight crunchy nut put 10 kilos on me

黄色とピンクのポニーです

reckon anime and futuristic stuff is so popular in japan because deep down it's a very sick country and they need to escape their realities

>>213983218
you can have the steam off my piss

>>213983218
what is the magpie-restore relationship like

>>213983218
im voting noone

leaky pg tips are activating and initiating -4

Why is it that the group chat is usually buzzing but when I post in it the conversation suddenly stops

We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.

>>213983218
Sorry, I've told you before, I'm voting for Walt Disney !!

once again i am being attacked for presenting new ideas

>>213983241
They have another one that you're not in

>>213983241
They're all listening to what you have to say

>>213983199
Not actually a bad shout lad. Didn't think of it myself because usually I don't have any milk or it's out of date.
I do have milk but the question is, is there any good cereal?
Dare I wander out of bed, downstairs to the kitchen to check for cereal?
Much to ponder here

>>213983218
can you promise you won't steal my coins and other shiny objects

>>213983187
LOL

>>213983285
MAN
CHEST
ER

>>213983218
That depends, what are your top priorities/policies you are going to push?

when you have to walk into greggs and get the catalogue number for your ham and egg roll at the till like it works at argos, i'll be the one laughing

>>213982893
kek just had a look at Flashscore to check what games are on and clicked on the womens Vietnam v Thailand to only end up discovering a player whose last name is Moondong.
Best part is she’s Thai

got called a racist while getting my catalogue number in greggs lads

I used to walk up and down camden high street at night in 2002 when I was 14. All the shops and pubs would be closed by 7pm and the whole street would be deathly quiet by 8pm. I would be the only person on the whole street, apart from one drug dealer standing on the bridge close to the market.
Now if you go there are people and shops open 24/7.

>>213983344
curly penises are a serious medical condition, we will get our vengeance some day

>>213983189
Something with proper all-terrain grip to stop the squeaking.

>>213983406
leftypol's da's creps

so you've spent your youth talking about poo and rorke on an internet forum. any regrets?

rorke following along to a joi

Almost every problem in the modern world is a British invention

>>213983396
small

>>213983366
called the darkie a bad word did you

got a referral to this job at meta
im gonna be rich lads

I'll let someone else make the /new/, lads

>>213983480
I'm 29 and only started posting here a few weeks ago. Not sure why you would spend all day here unless you're in your golden years like me. I spent my youth partying, travelling and making memories.

>>213983494
that's because everything in the modern world is a british invention

>>213983480
not really it’s more social interaction than i had in school
>>213983494
shut up snowchink the elite aren’t british they are germans and jewish

>>213983494
ah right

>>213983494
truth nvke

>>213983555
>>213983555
>>213983555

>>213983343
I don't know why more places aren't doing this now that the brown hordes have invaded.
It would cut shoplifting quite a lot I think