Thread 213986806

trying a summer audrey again edition

poo smells lmao

looking at this i think she might have her pants on backwards aren't the ruffles supposed to go on the bum

imagine, if you will, alison brie gf

i am bad at this

>>213986806 (OP)
ewww

Love tuna, me
Love cheese
Love pasta
Tuna pasta bake yum yum get in my tum

>>213988382
ive been meaning to ask you? do you watch straight porn still? thoughts on BBC stuff? did you watch that stuff before you transitioned? You rarely post anymore so im glad i caught you on here

>>213988413
my reaction to most women posted here
/brit/oids have horrible taste in them

>>213988414
it's called tuna noodle casserole you retard and you don't put cheese in it
and you make it with egg noodles not pasta
silly cunt

>>213986858
she looks like shes wearing a nappy

>>213988432
kill yourself

>>213988424
kys

>>213988424
I don't watch porn at all

im more of faye webster guy, she is like a white art girl who makes alternative music but she is literally BBC only and has only dated black guys and wrote songs about them

>>213988432
kill yourself

sister's 20 today
and no I've never thought about shagging her
and she's not fit before you ask

Ruby Granger tongues my anus

>>213988447
did you watch porn before? have you had sex with a male yet? would you try BBC if you haven't?

>>213988452
vile bpd looking whore

very very low quality

>>213988413
>>213988429
but she's pretty and cute
>>213988441
they're bloomers but yes they do look a little like diaper covers

>>213988462
Ever shag her up the arse?

>>213988432
actually kill yourself

>>213988462
>and no I've never thought about shagging her
are you bent

>>213988471
you're seething, she a serial monogamous but only for bbc

>>213988432
Blowjob a shotgun

tuna
noodle
casserole
deal with it

>>213988452
>from Atlanta
no surprise there

just ate half a tin of branstons beans on a slice of toasted sourdough ama

Most attention he's ever had for a few years

haven't been cinema in over a decade
is it full of feral beasts these days lads?

hey /brit/ should russell martin be sacked? im making an important bet so lmk

>>213988481
please refer to my previous post
>>213988486
not bent

when you do a 'kys' post you're just revealing that you're underage and that your soul is probably hideously deformed

>>213988527
Phones are a bigger issue. Have told several people to turn theirs off the last few times I've been

don't like cooked tinned tuna somehow heating it up makes it too fishy
fresh tuna steak is peng thoughbeit

>>213988527
>>213988550
social contract has expired innit

Ruby Granger throwing her arse up and down my willy, moving it in every direction

>>213988468
No
No
Maybe, skin colour doesn't bother me

>>213988508
mad ting is all her fanboys are little clitty sam hyde type racist whitebois kek
whole time her songs are about her BBC ex's

I remembered the time I tried to force my pal Jamie into being spray painted orange and putting on a green wig then I would wheel him into school in a suitcase and he would pop out and sing an oompa loompa song. Jamie had a sugar allergy so he was short and frail and would be a perfect oompa loompa. In hindsight I was a nasty bully but it would have been funny.

>>213988410
she's so much hotter when she isn't acting/dressing like a slut

>>213988512
have you ever tried just eating plain beans on toast and adding some flavourings instead of having to eat the weird tomato sauce

>>213988577
have you had sex with a woman?

Radical geocentrism

>>213988564
Moreso that 90% of people in society are now living with a lowkey kind of drug addiction fostered by the tech industry which we have just allowed to happen.

Some absolute bangers on the Radio 3 Night Track playlist tonight

Classical heliocentrism

>>213988598
No

>>213988585
no that sounds grim but i do eat normal tinned beans in soups and stews and salads several times a week i'm a bean fiend you could say

You can't stop white women from taking BBC, you will marry a woman who has probably taken BBC

Might read nothing but Paradise Lost and go around quoting it to strangers

>>213988625
so you transitioned as a virgin? why didn't you try to use your dick first?

>>213988649
WASTED

>>213988624
beautiful sun

>>213988579
bizarre thing to type considering you're white

Why not book your next holiday in Detroit?

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven

getting a load of christians on tiktok claiming the rapture is 23rd sept

>>213988642
>you will marry a woman
no

>>213988649
is he ok?

>>213988648
great poem that but i do often wish he'd written the epic king arthur poem he considered instead

>>213988675
not really

>>213988677
Surely THIS TIME will be the right one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

>>213988677
That when the kids go back to school?

>>213988612
Only time anything has banged in your smelly bedroom isn't it?

if you smile i can smile too :')

>>213988673
looks like basingstoke

Activate Operation Nimrod

>>213988649
didnt enjoy that

suspicius of that Dr Parkinstine on tiktok bet he's a nonce

>>213988672
? why bring my race into this

>>213988677
The Bible says that no one knows when Jesus will return.

>>213988579
>mad ting is all her fanboys are little clitty sam hyde type racist whitebois kek
No? Her fanbase seem to be reddit soiboy types

Got the old frenchie on

The mind is its own place, and in itself make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven

>>213988734
we would all prefer if you could keep your thoughts on black willies in your head

I'm an intellectual I shouldn't be trapped in a shit retail job

ok everyone l want you to go 10 posts without mentioning black man penis

Visit Detroit!

>>213988781
you're not, you're a shitposter who thinks lying on 4chan makes him an intellectual

See the splendid sights.

>>213988781
name 5 books

i'm getting one of those tiny little pimples you get inside your nose that hurt like anything

>>213988809
In good company then aren't they

>>213988745
/mu/chuds like her

>>213988781
we need a vocaroo update vocaroo update

adam22's family is from kent lmaoooo

>>213988818
Bleach, Naruto, Tokyo Ghoul, Fairy Tail and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

>>213988781
answer me >>213988661

Detroit is falsely slandered by disgusting liars and communists who won't tell you how much worse Chicago, Philadelphia, Memphis, Atlanta, Miami, Dallas, Houston, New York City, or San Francisco are.

>>213988862
kill yourself

Tilde and the britfeel trannies have been a disaster for trans acceptance

>>213988862
Got a question:

Just how soft are you thighs, and do you moisturise

is kent really that bad?

Dark Academia? Sensitive Young Man? Prep? It matters not. Do better. Dress smarter. Time to get a move on.

>>213988904
Oh and how could I forget Saint Louis

>>213988932
Worse than America

>>213988904
>>213988814
>>213988786
looks fine but not very touristy

>>213988934
imagine dressing like this

New Motion City Soundtrack single is an absolute tune man I'm telling you

>>213988946
america isn't that bad to be honest, i doubt kent is terrible, i just dont get the hate for kent, it just reminds me of an old run down city in america.

been reading r/smallbusinessuk, startup subs and such and it's mental how much our attitude to starting your own business differs from yanks

yank subs will always be full of advice on how to improve the idea and a "go for it" attitude while 90% of ours are comments in the tone of NOOOO THINK OF THE RISK BEST STICK TO THE DAY JOB AS LONG AS POSSIBLE or at least listing all the things that could go wrong

>>213988972
crazy how you keep ignoring me when I've nothing but nice to you over all these years on brit >>213988661

ozempic claims another

>>213988661
Yes and I didn't want to delay transitioning

having thoughts

>>213988974
its not a city its a county
it doesnt have a big city

>>213988934
Very, very big fan of this gimmick.

>>213988986
HMRC make small businesses not worth it at all in the UK

>>213988974
l like Kent l dont know what the issue is

>>213988972
>man I'm telling you
we already know

>>213989005
how old are you mate? i think you should've at lest tried a hooker

>>213989025
Commuter belt innit

>>213989033
>how old are you mate?
he's 30

>>213989033
I'm 28 mate, 29 in November

>>213989011
i see
>>213989025
britishers on social media make fun of it from what ive seen

>>213988934
what if I'm not a svelte twink and have a dwarven labourer's body?

>>213989045
>>213989051
bro i would've paid for your hooker a few years back before you hopped on hrt. Well i hope your happy now at least

>>213989021
yeah see that's the attitude in a nutshell you get it

well?

joe biden just died

>>213989071
>i hope your happy now
he's not, he cries at work

busted loads to her. fuck me lads
https://saint2.su/embed/h8whPsMw8W6

St Mathew Passion BMW 244, oh no no no no

I'm 36, lost my virginity at 14, and haven't had sex for 20 years now.

>>213989080
easy yes

>>213989085
rest in power

>>213989056
its just south east but not particularly rich like its neighbours surrey and sussex are, or like hertfordshire or some shit
its most like essex above it but with a slightly more rural image rightly or wrongly

>>213989091
who is that
should I know her?

>>213989051
You still learning Russian?

>>213988986
Because the reality is that 90% of small businesses fail. That number climbs to like 95% when you're talking about restaurants. And our bankruptcy laws aren't as forgiving as those in America. Brits aren't excessively pessimistic it's just that Yanks are often highly delusional.

>>213989115
No. He gave up like he did all his dreams

>>213989133
Reminds me of someone

'He' is a character dreamed up by spainpaedo

>>213989111
mate kent has places like tunbridge wells and sevenoaks it's full of tarqs

I'm 100% certain that the Rapture will occur in September 2025. Three things set Joshua's testimony a 1000 miles apart from every other Rapture testimony before now. ONE: He was born for the very purpose of annoucing the Rapture! His parents received a visitation before he was born and were instructed to call his name Joshua before they even knew he would be a boy! You could say he's a modern-day John the Baptist! TWO: The Lord Jesus Christ appeared to him in person, in His glorified body in exactly the same way He appeared to the disciples after His resurrection in 32 AD. The Lord Jesus Christ is indeed the Everlasting Father in a glorified Human form. He knows the very day He's coming back for us in the Rapture. That day is the 23rd/24th of September 2025, on the Feast of Trumpets. THREE: The Word of God confirms that the Rapture will indeed take place on the 23rd/24th of September 2025.

>>213989143
'spainpaedo' quit /brit/ at the start of the year

"do spainoids dream of employed women"

>>213989112
random bbc slut

>>213989160
Stfu Adam this place is your entire life you couldn't quit if you tried

>>213989157
If Christ were born today he'd be a front-end developer

>>213989119
doing a think

>>213989115
Yes, probs going to take another module in it this year

>>213989192
notice how theyre all mizharis and yemenis

>>213989198
Stick Solaris (1972) on when you go to sleep and I promise you you'll dream

>>213989173
and what is her name

The Messiah will come within 6,000 years of the creation of Adam, and the world may be destroyed 1,000 years later. This would put the beginning of the period of desolation in 2239 CE and the end of the period of desolation in 3239 CE.

A spirit of wickedness has come upon the world. We have abandoned God and this is what happens. We have gone mad.

>>213989214
I love Solaris, one of my favourite films

It's not a joke anymore, the heat is killing me. Surely you've got room for me in Ulster.

the yank posters are arguably even worse than the brits

>I love Solaris, one of my favourite films
A film about a delusional man haha. Wonder what he sees in it

buying health insurance
this shit is a racket
wish i lived "across the pond" as it were where health care is free

>>213989291
It's not free though is it.

>>213989287
>>213989214
big fan of oracle operating systems are you?

What’s your favourite whiskey cocktail?

might watch frieren after all

need a pinkie pie gf

>>213989320
everypony knows she's the biggest slut this side of equestria

>>213989300
free at the point of service isnt it
meanwhile me
>$740/month premium
>only covered in network
>$8000 deductible (have to pay all copays/fees/expenses until i hit that)
>$20 copay for ppcp
>$30 for specialists
>up to $150 for prescriptions

>>213989248
Same, did a rewatch of it recently and had it ruined halfway through by an annoying cunt of a family member who couldn't follow along.

Got a Blu-ray of Andrei Rublev that I want to watch sometime

>>213989357
lsrael needs that money

might have a cheecky rule34 wank

If you are white and you aren't a NEET then you're a massive cuck. You are working for a system that hates you.

Makes me laugh when a woman tells me she hopes I grow and become a better person, not knowing that I'll continue to be a horrible little cunt for the rest of my life

>>213989438
when a femoid opens her mouth

>>213989357
Don't care. NHS is shite, corrupt and bureaucratic. Plenty of people don't get the care they need because it's all rationed like we're in the 1940s or something, but normies worship it like it's the state religion.

>>213989438
"Worst I can do is rot like you"

>>213989438
wtf happened lad

and have you considered not being that way

women are our equals and should be treated with respect

>>213989351
she's not a slut, she's just slutty and you'd be too if you were in heat as often as she is

>>213989462
just pretending to like a lass, convinced her to leave her boyfriend, then she found out I was talking to my ex still

can /brit/ go one thread without talking about fucking animals jesus christ

>>213989471
you should be sectioned and medicated for this post

Think I've got /brit/ fatigue

has the ponyposter come out to his parents yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxmonNjZRg

>>213989222
https://bunkr.cr/a/JItBy4Ej
Her name is x_lunalight / bnwo_queen04. I got ouple clips I got. Shes getting a bbc dildo in a few days. Apparently no black boyfriend just clips from random hookups from tinder.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven

>be american
>waddle into the thread
>drop interracial phonography

welcome to South Kent

....Connecticut?

Have completely stopped wanking and watching porn since I got a gf earlier this month

>>213989617
chat utter shite

>>213989573
scrom

Anyone got any Red Dwarf reaction images? I really like my lister one but it's all i got

>Tony Hawk Pro Skater bundle at taco bell
What does that have to do with

Death Note but Light uses the death note to kill everyone in /brit/

>>213989674
How long does she have to hold it there for

>>213989689
6.3 million

>>213989002
not real

girls who believe in astrology irritate me

so summer's over, right?

>>213989735
Very Scorpio thing to say

>>213989735
men who believe in it are even worse

>>213989735
not me, I love all that hippie crap

>>213989684
the world would be a worser place for it

need an gf who can appreciate fine art

>>213989741
thankfully, yes.

>>213989741
>still in the fucking twenties
No snowmen this year lads

Me?
I'm The Riddler, I'm not racist.

>>213989735
uh that's 100% of them...

>>213989735
really not pleased with their disdain for gemini

>name is Light
>he sees himself as a god giving out divine justice and fixing the world
>wants everyone to love him
>Lucifer means bringer of light
>Antichrist is supposed to be a "hero" who will "fix" the world and make everyone love him

hmm

>>213989778
you'll find one anon. who are your favourites?

>>213989778
just walk around local galleries looking confused

>>213989814
I thought Japs are atheists. How did they get all this Biblical symbolism

been watching lowtiergods stream lately

Just remembered this shit for the first time in 20 years

>>213989876
i think my uncle had one like that except for cats

>>213989659
Made this one myself. It's just a crop of an existing image, but this post is its first début:

>>213989844
Japs may not believe in the Bible but they're obviously westernized enough to know about it.

>>213989876
I have one of these on my bookshelf
completely forgot about it haha

>>213989844
It's the Asian equivalent of getting random Chinese characters tattooed on your arse

gentle reminder

hysterical to think that muslims say "we'll all leave" if we ban halal slaughter like that's somehow a bad thing

>>213989479
Man this guy sleeping around and treating women like cattle is giving some major incel vibes.

>>213989933
already knew it. get them all rounded up into gas chambers or put on firing ranges

>>213989964
their little revenge power fantasies are always amusing

>>213989720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v51hGoDpxQ>>213989720

>>213989741
4 heatwaves was enough

>>213989990
No you got it backwards I was saying that he's sleeping around but that his abhorrent treatment of women doesn't make him an incel for some reason.

Women appear / claim to view everything in "shades of grey" but their mind classifies everything into chad or not chad.

every time i go into central london i see at least 3 80+ year olds draped palestine flag scarves pins and tattoos. I just know it's the exact same geezers that were in just stop oil a few months ago, and in extinction rebellion before that.

>>213990112
Problem is that you're both wrong and I just hate women and as a result I treat them like utter shit

then he journeyed for a long ways
and she was never in his mind;
came he home to just a memory
for the lady she had died!

take good care of time to sow your own true seed,
the summer's end will bring your leaving.

well lads
Target announce their Q2 earnings at noon.
Markets shall open 2.5 hours later.
Make sure you get on that shit PRONTO.

>>213990133
Until you make the unconscious conscious your behavior will manifest and you will call it destiny.

Where does your hatred of women come from.

I'm a leaf chad-lite. It's not that deep with me I'm just sick of them invading every hobby / space / clique where the domain is something that doesn't relate back to women so that they can farm attention and then immediately start trying to make concessions for how it should work.

>>213990216
I heard the blacks are not happy with them

what would you do if you met a neanderthal

>>213990222
I literally just find them boring

Mousey doing cute little snoozes right now :p

>>213990244
be battered to death l assume

>>213990112
>their mind classifies everything into chad or not chad
that's not true although it's impossible to know what you guys mean by "chad" half the time

If Jews are inferior how will they were able to take over your countries?

>>213990133
sure you do, on the internet and in your own mind

>>213990216
that's gambling. gambling is bad

>>213990125
left wing activism organisations pays retired people under the table to act as operatives and professional protestors.

>>213990302
well it obviously won't be given the earnings report PRECEDES markets opening you utter DUNCE

>>213990244
they are usually satisfied by a few grunts and a fist bump

lads
LADS
LAAADS
tits.
that will be all.

>>213990244
I am one

>>213990323
She should be working for the BBC if you catch my drift

>>213990257
What's wrong with being boring.
Your cat is boring. He doesn't really have much to say. But you don't hold it against him.

>>213990278
They don't appear to view "chad" as something dynamic. Meaning that you can become it.
You're either born "the guy" and your life until then was leading up to it or you weren't.

>>213990307
well i think there's still a risk because what if you buy hoping it's going up and everyone else's buy goes before you and you end up with a high price

>>213990323
You reckon she still enjoys a good session in the sack?

>>213990354
don't have a cat

Log off
Shutdown
Go outside

>>213990374
>>213990374
>>213990374

>>213990360
that's why you gotta be fast
or buy now and try and predict the result
I was speaking to a Frenchie here YEARS back and I screencapped his knowledge cause he said he made 55k/yr on investments alone.

I wish I knew his craft.
He never bothered with the big cunts though. Always obscure french companies selling very low.

>>213990374
tune in
drop out
argue about which 1974 bootleg of the dead is the best

So funny the biggest woke Injun LARPers in America are like 5% native talking about the sacred names of rivers and mountains while the real natives just want to smoke meth and listen to Metallica. I worked with a guy who was damn near full native and he just like Twin Peaks and the Detroit Lions

>>213990394
based screencapper of golden knowledge

something very evil about the 'beauty' standards that jewish homosexuals are forcing upon society

>>213990394
i'd be too scared and stressed doing active investing like that tbqh

for my one meal of the day supper should I get chipotle barbacoa burrito or chronic tacos grilled chicken bowl (they're bogo so I'd have one for tomorrow too) or the mcdonalds meal with the blue shake and the tin full of collectible stickers and postcards (I would use the tin to keep my drugs in)
I didn't eat anything but nuts and crackers yesterday so I am fairly hungry

>>213990438
he was a fascinating frog
>>213990463
welcome to my world nigga
every day at 2.30pm toilberg is trying to get me to do things and I'm glued to my phone. It's a thrill though. I feel ALIVE. I can see why gambling addcts are a thing. I've capped myself on just a few grand though. Not putting a penny more into it.

>>213990450
this is photoshopped thoughever

>>213990354
i still don't understand what that means. it seems to boil down to "chad is a man who has sex" so the bar for being chad is literally on the floor

>>213990496
mental how the human body will just try to live through that

>>213990496
gore, don't open

>>213990496
Pfizer or moderna?

got the charli xcx on

>>213990496
is he ok?

>>213988452
It’s hot knowing she is BBC only

>>213990497
Like 50% of all men started being hopeless bottomfeeders approximately 10 years ago for no reason.

>>213990541
Yeah, just a scratch really.

got me theory test in 12 hours

>>213990557
kill yourself

>>213990557
which theory
evolution?
big bang?
jesus?

>>213990557
underage b&

Celtic BVLL RFK vs Nordsissy Hegseth

>which theory
>evolution?
>big bang?
>jesus?

>>213990573
:(
>>213990574
driving
>>213990579
i’m a 21 year old failure who’s wasted his miserable grim incel freak life so taking it now instead of at 17 like any functional human

>>213990549
there have always been gross disgusting men i don't think their numbers have changed

what's changed slightly is the number of highly neurotic men who exist mostly online and they congregate together in online spaces and give each other giga autism

>>which theory
>>evolution?
>>big bang?
>>jesus?

Oh yeah yeah you
You make my wiener cum poo
(poo poo poo poo poo poo poo)

>>213990619
I would kill to be 21 again. You have your whole life ahead of you
T. 25 year old geriatric

manifesting a bus to run me over on saturday

>>213990619
don't worry lad everyone does things in their own time. not a race to the finish

>>213990647
hopefully but i have a grim feeling the worlds going to go down the shitter before i get to live a proper adult life
like civilisational collapse levels

>>213990651
ktim except only my bollocks.

I'm 40 years old.

>>213990533
based

>>213990643
I wonder if I were you
just where I'd make my poo

>>213990619
>’m a 21 year old failure who’s wasted his miserable grim incel freak life so taking it now instead of at 17 like any functional human
I passed my theory at 19 and then never took a practical because I was too scared
I'm 22 now and still haven't done it lol

>>213990619
channel his spirit
BECOME a driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_WdKrUGkEo

the worst thing about being a woman is your status is congruent on your physical appearance. more so than that of a man. you can be from a poor family and still hit it big if you’re a beautiful woman. a man even if hes ugly facially can be respected through his competence, money or strength.

>>213990619
>>213990693
FOLC

>>213990670
hell yeah unc

>>213990660
Unfortunately, it wont. Just be careful on the internet because we really will see an all-knowing AI beast system.

>>213990709
what does this mean

>>213990740
full of large cums

>>213990740
Fuck off literal child

they should bring back euthanasia

i'm writing a book

>>213990752
shan't

>>213990792
And what might this book be about?

Unf me republican me big strong man ugh

>>213990813
poo

This fascist kills machines

>>213990735
>Just be careful on the internet because we really will see an all-knowing AI beast system.
Well, if you think that, why don't you expend any energy towards opposing it?

The right-wing have been absolutely fucking pathetic on the AI issue. At best, you simply ignore it. At worst, you support people like Trump in their efforts to grant big tech companies free license to harvest the data of all human beings (and their creative works) and feed it into AI systems to do whatever possible (in the false name of ""beating china"")

Any true conservative/nationalist should be storming the headquarters of Microsoft, Google, Apple, and OpenAI right now and putting their CEOs and workers beneath guillotines (in Minecraft, of course.)

>>213990942
>>213990942
>>213990942

>>213990919
99.5% of people are cool with it, there is no use. You could drop a nuke on all those companies headquarters and it would just be a slight delay.
1. A catastrophic war or solar flare will stop the technological system
2. People will wake up (lol)
3. God will intervene
Those are the only possibilities

>>213990919
do you consider yourself a true conservative and nationalist?