Thread 213989265

natalist edition

previous edition: >>213987100

magnets and shit

homesick

>>213989282
it's funny how many unbelievable 11/10 unicorns are on social media but in real life 1 in 10000 women can come close to this level of beauty

basedface soylennial and quirk chungus pics are just so peppy and positive, I love looking at them

yes i'm atheist. yes i support israel and ukraine. yes i believe we should have a communist party. no i don't believe society should have gender norms.
get over it. i'm going to keep posting in /cum/ and you can't stop me.

>>213989303
80% of black women in the US are obese.

>>213989282
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

>>213989303
i see several hot babes on a daily bro

who's ready to make some minimum wage??!! I can't hear yoooooouuuu!!!!

>>213989303
i wouldnt say my standards are low but i see plenty of beautiful young women when i go outside

>>213989331
same

>>213989303
Weird cause i feel the opposite. like the whores on social media look a bit weird or bogged, whereas some random girl at a fast food joint looks like a 10/10

i dont believe airplanes. that shit is not possible.

>>213989343
what is this?

is it possible that some of us are actually Replicants? it would explain a lot and be the most logical explanation by far.

>>213989343
I make $13.50/hr which in my state is about $6 more than the minimum
Looks like I'm a winner big time

>>213989343
Those employees look like they have fun while most of the neets here are miserable.

How does this make you feel?

>>213989366
humiliation ritual for Walmart employees.

My dingaling! My dingaling!

I want you to play with my dingaling!

>>213989331
of course there are attractive women out there but not like, giga milkers hourglass i quoted. it's ridiculous, that thing i watched. truly nobody looks like that but it floats to the surface of the internet easily

>>213989353
the perfect takeaway is that we do not truly need more than a pretty girl

>>213989326
most black girls in my area aren't obese, but i don't live in a southern poverty state.

>>213989265 (OP)
i would have kids if i could
but no woman wants me
in this life, i walk my path alone

>>213989366
The wallie dance it's a time honored shart mart tradition

>>213989376
thats the post-2020 de facto minimum wage

>>213989382
Would not be a problem but m*grants

>>213989400
you could get a wife from a 3rd world country. but you won't

>>213989382
Should have stuck to just those of British (English and Scottish) stock, not those swarthy Germans

>>213989385
>>213989402
This is embarrassing, do you have to do it?

>>213989395
Is that an indian song

and want a job and a greencard on my table before friday

>>213989382
qamn, dem womens was really poppin' em out like pez dispensers wasn't dey
thank ru paul we have contraception now

every time i see a passable trannoid in public i get a chub
which is weird because i'm straight

>>213989382
The US quality of life peaked post WWII. You shouldn't have opened the gates for so many brown people.

>>213989455
its yalls fault

what happens when the economy relies on having more people for ever and we reach the limit of what we can sustain

>>213989424
well yeah, they're poor. might adopt from the third world though, like canada.

>>213989265 (OP)
Left picture is weird, no way a fat brunet fathered four qt redhead daughters

>>213989432
if they don't want to lose their 27 hour a week min wage job with no benefits they'll do what they're told.

>>213989395
I like Chuck Berry because Christgau says I should like him

Any questions?

high af rn

>>213989503
I bet his balls are soft

bottom line is rich get richer poor get poorer and living standards worse

>>213989503
life would be so much better if women were the dominant sex

Heavy gunfire was heard in the Malian city of Kassela for the past hour or so, not far from Bamako, pro-government sources confirmed clashes, still unclear what's going on.

>>213989472
Lots of fat dads have cute daughters.

worms in your stomach trying to crawl their way out

im so fucking fat

>>213989464
We just do a lottery to determine which people to kill. and then kill of 1/3

stop making me horny. right now.

>>213989489
grim

>>213989547
Goon.

>>213989531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=walU0m9YII8

>>213989519
Stop being poor. Become rich. Just solved your problem for you. Your welcome

Me on the left

>>213989563
I like this

All the Brazilians on 4chan are from upper middle class. The poor favela monkeys don't have the time to spend all day here and don't speak English.

Some douchebag is spamming low quality AI porn on my favorite low traffic pornsite.

I love Fartgaret

we're gal pals, of course we share our pads

tired of generic looking hoes, rather some hapa queens

>>213989594
trvke

I am staring into your windows, watching you type that dumbass post. Think about what you're typing before you hit send.

>>213989599
her farts probably smell like vinegar from all the kale and water

>>213989563
IS Sahel has been recruiting a lot more Songhai in the past few years

>>213989622
girl farts smell bad

my asshole tastes like cherry pie

There is no such thing as class. It's a marxist invention. We are all exactly the same, human beings

>>213989662
y'all aint hearing him

if you're rich you ain't my homie

>>213989662
clean ass = class

>>213989677
Fag

>>213989367
Maybe we’re soy wars characters or from a marvel movie 8^O

there is no such thing as straight people. it's a marxist invention. we're all exactly the same, human beings

>>213989677
recall now the rueful parable of Rich Homie Quan

im bored

>>213989662
>There is no such thing as class. It's a marxist invention.
The statement that class is a Marxist invention and doesn't exist is not accurate. While Marxism heavily emphasizes class and its role in societal conflict, the concept of class existed long before Marx and is recognized in various sociological and historical analyses.

>>213989677
>says the rich brazilian

whatever happen to andrew tate

>>213989705
Shut your mouth up GPT I didn't ask you

>>213989715
recalled by Israel

>>213989298
https://www.newsweek.com/portable-toilet-port-potty-flying-viral-video-dust-devil-commerce-city-984655

>>213989715
raped to death

Communism is cringe

Favorite Gorillaz song? For me it's Empire Ants
https://youtu.be/GNth4yhlffU

>>213989708
i'm middle class at best

>>213989715
perpetually being a faggot

>>213989677
If you don't live in a favela and don't have to eat monkey soup with bananas for dinner then you are rich in your country.

>>213989715
drumpf extradited him to the US

>>213989738
Tomorrow comes today

>>213989737
true

>>213989737
Looks like Eva Angelina

>>213989738
FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUTTA MY CAGE

just want a thicc gf bros

>>213989765
stop posting this

>>213989774
I have this entire song memorized, it was on Big Shiny Tunes 6 and I'd listen to it every day when I was 16.

Del makes some really good beats.

>>213989738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkatTa0D4c
the remix, specifically. runner up is probably melancholy hill.

that's no moon

>>213989738
Song 2

>>213989765
those brown spots are gross. this is why i prefer white women

total fakecel death

finally finished brba, fucking amazing

>>213989765
dont stop posting this

never seen brba

Do not tap the glass

>>213989738
feel good inc maybe

the spellcheck in firefox is genuinely amazing sometimes
if you type callifornia the system wont think you are trying to type california it will think you meant to say "californium", a synthetic element that has few scientific uses

>>213989848
is she wearing a diaper

>>213989848
fake

chicken is so expensive i'm breaking the bank bros

>>213989829
That's not you in the screen.

>>213989853
my ex

>>213989738
theres a guy that comes to my work that wore a gorillaz shirt one time that I complimented him on. turns out he has a collection of like 10 of them and wears a new one every time he comes in and hunts me down to show me

I think hes in his early 50s

fancying a cheeky goon methinks

>>213989848
spring comes
cherry blossoms bloom white
so do I too

how much water do you guys drink daily?
trying for 15 cups here

>>213989848
shorty caked

Grew up in a Russian-immigrant family, so I decided to rework some of the old Soviet Union jokes for modern Russia. Tell me if you want more.

Putin walks out of the Kremlin, and as he walks past Red Square a man shouts “SEND THE DICTATOR TO HELL! KILL THE DICTATOR!” so an FSB agent runs over to beat him up. Soon the man shouts “I meant Zelensky! I meant Zelensky!” As the man shouted Putin stopped and looked up at the FSB agent. He coldly asked.
“Who did you think he meant when he said dictator?”

>>213989886
Do people in Brazil wash their chicken before cooking?

>>213989848
me when panty lines

>>213989921
hello there reddit

>>213989914
2,5 litters

There's a tiny moon around Uranus.

>>213989848
>god is making asians
>gives one of them a massive sagging dumpy for no reason
interesting

need thicc gf bros

anyone want to debate me on the existence of god
he doesn't exist btw

are we all cooming

been calling people "freak" constantly lately

>>213989963
are you Rick James?

>>213989948
Only redditers give a shit about space
>OMG GUIZ! NEW MOON!
Why should I give a shit? I'm not reading my fucking starsigns. Grow a dick.

>>213989958
he does

glad niggas find these ugly hoes attractive, leaves more of the good ones for me

caged
diapered
plugged
ready to /cum/post with the bros

>>213989958
you are correct, i cannot debate this.

grok said god doesn't exist

>>213989971
No he doesn't

google lens is actually good

>>213989738
Humility

Eric Adams is my mayor

>>213989981
@grok is real?

>>213989986
yes he does
Does the world come from le big bang, my fellow ifuckinglovescience sir?

>>213989977
no one does this while posting on cum

>>213989774
The first song I learned on piano. Used to be so proud whipping it out, I whipped it out at a family reunion once and they were all impressed with how long I played with it.

>>213989968
no I am white

>>213990003
You can't say this for certain

hate going to the barber for the small chat just cut my hair nigga

>>213990000
>Does the world come from le big bang, my fellow ifuckinglovescience sir?
Why the fuck would I know?

>>213989792
>Del makes some really good beats.
Yeah he's pretty cool
https://youtu.be/34k3GwQtbbs

jews created the concept of god

meet your new neighbours their names are Nate Higgers and Kate Hikes say hi

>>213990003
i do 2 out of the 3 tbf

Some of you don't know the meaning of etiquette

Can IQ-maxxers explain what good high IQ has done for East Asians and West Euros who are depressed, nihilistic, and moribund, while "low IQ" groups are joyous, hopeful, and growing?

>>213990027
I'm pretty sure the Iranians did it first
>>213990038
I do, it's a social norm meant to determine the polite way to conduct yourself. I just don't practice it because I'm a dick

>>213990000
>Does the world come from le big bang
yes, that is the leading theory

>>213990022
Movement needs a mover

>>213990036
Im also double diapered

Im thinking anime

>>213990046
this bitch is grotesque
pure bodybogging

>>213989738
and eet did no 'arm
and eet did no 'arm
and eet did no 'arm
eeeets dehhhhhhh

>>213990054
Physics is a mover, when a flag flaps it's wind not ghosts.

stop it i dont want to jerk off

>>213990069
join the discord now we're about to goon

>>213990060
true and real
I'm going to catch up on city now

wonder how many more days i can go until i spontaneously nut in my pants

>>213990046
ground zero for several new STDs

Earth is flat.

>>213990080
discord?

>>213990066
it's dead uh

>>213990069
Here's a chart of horse colors

>>213990046
>>213990065
>>213990085
>>213990046
Who is she?

>>213990039
They're rich

>>213990108
demon mika or whatever

just won a debate

>>213990066
I always thought the lyric was "never did no harm"
but who can say i don't know british language

>>213990065
what experience in your life made you gay?

>>213990090
Your mom's ass is flatter.
>>213990108
Raphaella Ferrari

>>213990132
what experience in your life made you so addicted to porn that you can't help but attach it to everything you do online?

>>213990138
i'm trans

First person to give me a (you) will have sex with a glasses girl with big tits

>>213989715
https://youtu.be/JQWoyDDJHyo

>>213990143
why

>>213990138
hm? i dont do that... but youre not denying that youre gay so...

>big tits
pass
i'm a dfc chad

Team sports are shit

>>213989763
Just gave it a listen for the first time. Really like the background harmonica, gives it a bit of a bluesy vibe

>>213990165
too big

oh no my hand is stroking my cock again

>>213990165
>y-you're not denying being gay!!!
you have a porn addiction and you will die alone because of it

>>213990164
b/c i'm addicted to porn, or vice versa

During COVID my ex taught me how to read tarot, anyone want a reading?

>>213990175
interesting.... tell me more

>>213990173
not really

>>213990183
no

>>213989738
In terms of albums, Plastic Beach is probably my favourite. It’s been too long since I last listened to it to pick a specific track

>>213990183
I want all normalfags to fuck off and die

>>213990183
She should have taught you something useful instead.

>>213990164
OI WAS SPUN
SPUN BY BULGARIANS!
WHO LAUGHED?

>>213990173
*stabs you with a testosterone filled syringe*
>>213990177
*fingers your gay prostate*

>>213990192
good point i concede the argument

OH FRIG OFF BARB

>>213989748
So true…

porn is so shit it's like damn it's this really all we have

>>213990183
i would like one please

>>213990204
Your scallop potatoes a fucked.

I'm a winner, I'm a driver. Things are gonna change for me I can feel it

>>213989948
I heard Ginny Sack’s getting a 95lb moon taken off her anus

>>213990215
Pick seven random numbers between 1 and 22

>>213990201
I kid you not I first saw this on 4chan

I have $60 worth of fast food gift cards to eat with until friday

we don't just have porn, we have vibrating buttplugs and pocket pussies and estrogen

>>213990230
6,7,9,11,15,16,21

oh

OHHHHHHHH

>>213990237
one time i used a buttplug and fucked a fleshlight at the same time and ive never cum so hard but it was way too much effort and way too messy to do again

>>213990225
no idea what this means desu.

>>213990241
you fuckin' cocksucka you

My name is Clarence

i...
erm..
i-i... i gooned >w<

>>213990264
Clarence Chang?

>>213990235
Hand them to the homeless instead.

>>213990269
Did you clean up after yourself?

>>213990269
never do that again

>>213990238
>Wheel of Fortune
According to the deck, you feel like you've experienced a positive outcome recently.
>The Emperor
You're ambitious and are working towards some grand life-altering goal.
>The hermit
You're afraid that you're alone in your ambition.
>The Devil
Whatever your situation is, something in it is permanent and you don't want that thing to be permanent. Yet it is.
>The fool
There's a distinct possibility that your impulses are about to fail you.
>The heirophant
Someone in your life is wise, seek their wisdom
>Seventh
I know I said seven, but it's only six. It's been a while since I've done this. But I did pull The Moon, which usually represents mystery, suggesting that pulling it has something hidden in their lives. Maybe there's some sort of problem that you're not seeing that will eventually cause more damage.

>>213990046
Imagine you look like this. Women can't suffer

>>213990248
These are the people I share this place with. Disgusting.

please stop posting about gooning and large behind ladies and futa cock
i'm trying to abstain

>>213990285
i rub the mess on my belly so it dries faster

>>213990301
>i'm trying to abstain
the best guy itt

>>213990303
you should just eat your cum

>>213990299
grow up

the thing about whores is that they're fucked up retards who destroy their own bodies.
it's hard to find pretty ones before they're too damaged

>>213990296
>You're ambitious and are working towards some grand life-altering goal.
Lmao

>>213990310
no i dont like that

>>213990296
idk what to make of these

>>213990299
this is the company you deserve

>>213990316
Having lots of sex doesn't fuck up your body

the thing about me is that i goon and i don't have a job and an a virgin

>>213990340
so?

>>213990342
You're also a creep, and a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here.

>>213990342
you are very interesting

i hear more about men's penises in /cum/ than i do in any other thread or forum that i frequent

>>213990342
stop gooning it's a waste of time

>>213990369
what else am i supposed to do with my free time?

just shot goo out my cock

>>213990363
Because we're Americans, we're a famously penis-obsessed culture.

i hate doing that i hope you know

>>213990379
Learn something. Stop being the gayest fag

>>213990315
Stop being a fag.
>>213990339
No.

There was a young pair of Aberystwyth
Who united the organs they kissed with.
But as they grew older
They also grew bolder,
And united the organs they pissed with.

My fetish is defiling royalty

>>213990387
No one stops being a fag

>>213990399
Play Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom, it's a game where you do that twice.

sometimes i jerk off to unspeakable things i wouldn't dare mention to anyone

>>213990386
what have you been learning?

>>213990399
most royals are inbred with bodies like bread pudding

so what skill am i supposed to learn instead of gooning

>>213990399
Based fetish
Mine is degrading them
Yes I am a socialist

pheebs chud grandma followed me on twitter

>>213990390
in Kirkintilloch there's nay pubs
And I'm sure ye'll wonder why
Me brother and me, we went on a spree
And dranks the pubs all dry, say dry

>>213990414
Not all royalty was British

how do i get positive brain damage

take the fuggerpill

>>213990426
"pubs" doesn't rhyme with "why".

>>213990411
you are a bad person if you watch what i think you are watching

>>213990420
Comrade, when I was in HS I wrote a fanfic where a socialist MP fucked a princess until she was mind-broken and abolished her own dynasty to please him further.

>>213990435
if you think the rest of european monarchy isn't similar i would encourage you to read a textbook

>>213990447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7j70ENqKc
I didn't make that up. If I did, I'd try to make a limerick like you

Canada is the ultimate boomer state.
>Boomers are still the largest demographic
>Boomers control all the wealth
>Boomers control all the political power
>Boomers own all the houses and refuse to sell or downsize
>Boomers are obsessed with multiculturalism and racial virtue signaling
>Boomers demand infinity third world immigration to keep property values inflated and have access to cheap slave labor
>Boomers require high taxes to pay for their huge medical costs and retirement benefits
>Boomers are the only class of people rich enough to not be impacted by the country collapsing around them, so they continue voting for destruction
>Because boomers are the most privileged selfish generation in history they don't give a shit about the well-being or the future of their children
Canada was destroyed by boomers

you niggas really expect me to give 8 hours + of my day every single day for money, that's crazy

>>213990454
Jealous bitch u make me sick

>>213990442
erm, actually, that's michael PENIX jr and he is a very good boy that you would be proud to take home to your mother.

>>213990446
this show is funny

I checked /gif/ so you don't have to
There's nothing good on there

Three thoughts for today:
>Our goal should be to re-capture lost futures through radically transgressive creative endeavours
>Little bunnies are so cute, especially the ones with big floppy ears
>I want to kill myself (not really)

>>213990466
imagine dating xi jinping daughter, that shit would be crazy

>>213990483
ever since they cut it to 5 pages it's 100% BBC and tranny and fag spam.

Three thoughts for today
> Hmmm
> Wowza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> I wonder what Japan would be like if they traded with the Spanish instead of the Dutch

pussy poppin like an ollie

experienced nigger fatigue today

>>213990469
I pretty much agree with this. Boomers unironically believe in trickle-down economics. They think its beneficial for everyone if they just accumulate and hoard all the wealth. Canada is in for a long slow decay. Most of the west is too, but Canada is the perfect example of the inevitable failure of neoliberal capitalism.

>>213990466
asian female: whiteboy decimator class royal battleship

Movie idea:
>Grown ass man sitting all day at the computer, back hurting, radiation from the computer in his eyes all day
>Spends all day watching political debate videos

It's honestly funny. The better the nut, the harder the post-nut clarity

all of these gamescom announcements are lame

we should accumulate all wealth into the state, and then uh somehow it will make its way back to us proles

>>213990529
i've seen that movie it's gay

>>213990529
I do this but i do it at work which means its honorabu

>>213990529
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff,_Who_Lives_at_Home
not many incel movies have been made without prejudice, but this one's the best of them, despite not touching on internet culture

>>213990534
I've literally never once regretted masturbating, so I guess I was just made for this

I think chuds should start a garden, they seem miserable because they don't have anything to take pride in and gardens are can feel that need.

i'm trans and i have a garden

>>213990555
It's not regret for me really it's just like how stupid it all is

>>213990559
>gardens are can feel that need

>>213990559
i need money not a goofy aah garden, inb4 sell tomatos, that shit worth pennies nigga

>>213990407
Meet n HUH

It occurs to me that most of you are posting from your phones. This is pretty lame.

>>213990559
I don't think gardening will make me feel better about a civilization multiple thousands of years in the making being replaced wholesale by the people they fought just as long

>>213990581
Indeed I am lol

the most times i've ever masturbated in one day is when Liru Wolf Girl With You (eroge, japan) released.
i think i came 5 or 6 times in a couple hours.

I will never feel loved by a real human, so i must chase simulacra

>>213990581
i never ever ever phonepost except a little bit during the israel/iran hype

>>213990581
I post from an ipad

meet n fuck has horrible art tho

>>213990230
7,5,9,1,6,2,8

got VAC banned

I wish I had studied gynecology or urology so I could be paid to touch genitals

>>213990600
how did you get to america, monkey?

>>213990601
but then you realized you'd have to work on trans women so you quit?

>>213990584
Yes, it will

HOLD UP
HOLD UP
HOLD UP
i'm making a new thread

crazy that women get paid to have sex, and not only that but they still aren't even expected to do anything besides lay there and take it. and we're supposed to feel bad for them

most i jerked off was like 7 times in a row back to back to that one dofus porn parody there's a banner of here

>>213990606
Mayflower

>>213990591
>I will never feel loved by a real human, so i must chase simulacra
me af
i think my record is 5, but i was so deeply gooned out atp it couldve been 6 or 7

>>213990613
If you're a thin male you can also get paid to have sex and just lay there and take it

>>213990613
ok but in literally every other way they're treated like second class citizens

>>213990529
Ice Cube is the main character

+++ NEW +++
>>213990626
>>213990626
>>213990626

>>213990572
Money is a social contract.

>>213990635
they should be treated worse, especially in america

>>213990635
Are they tho I don't see it. I don't even hate women and I don't see it

>>213990637
UM
>>213990612
EXCUSE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>213990665
Oh shit, I didn't saw his post before it was too late.

>>213989730
>Two United Site Services portable restrooms are slowly wedged out from underneath an awning before wind bursts their doors open and sends the nearly 300-pound toilets swirling into the clear sky above the shocked park-goers. Liquids can be seen spraying from the white top of one portable toilet as it spirals higher and higher into the air. But suddenly, the sky-high toilet turns over and spills out more liquids before it slams back into the ground. A third toilet appears to break apart as it is blown over several vehicles and discarded into a parking lot as toilet paper can be seen streaming out of the open temporary restroom.
URINE AND POO