Thread 213994190

/lit/ edish

On Earth, light rays travel in mostly straight lines. However, on Venus, the atmospheric pressure is 92 times greater than on Earth, and the density of the air changes significantly with altitude, especially in the lowest meter above the ground. This creates a powerful refractive effect, bending light rays downward.

Instead of seeing a distant, sharp horizon, the light from far-off objects is bent so much that it makes the surface appear to curve upward, giving the illusion of a horizon that is much closer than it would be in a vacuum. This is a very different effect from Rayleigh scattering, which explains why the sky is hazy and reddish-orange. The close-appearing horizon is a result of atmospheric refraction, not just the scattering of light.

>>213994199
whats he up to these days anyway

>>213994205
looking at pics of poo seal

untenable good tv show that

If you fuck a dead chick up the ass, the corpse's asshole will stat open and gaping afterward. I have come upon visual evidence of this online.

>>213994214
makes sense since it's a muscle you learn to keep closed after a baby

woke up very early and didn't feel tired so thought i might as well get up and now it's caught up with me and i'm knackered before toil. very unhappy with this turn of events.

my effort at today's wordle

>>213994251
bro plays Wordle in a vast unending void

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>>213994213
that the one with the little midget fella

>>213994266
I do it like that so that the thumbnail doesn't spoil the wordle.

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um er i forgor xD

my effort at today's wordle

>>213994336
thays fuckinhhhhhhhhhhhsuchablastfri,thrpast

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>jf flatmate went to see the GP over a cough

More shocked he actually got an appointment than for the pathetic reason

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

good for him I say

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213994385
dont even know who or what that is

>>213994251
if i didnt have bad luck id have no luck at all haha

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213994336
Take me back to 2011 :(

>>213994288
Yh that’s it

>>213994404
>adore hints

A rather suspicious opening salvo, some might say.

open teh facking pubs

gonna buy some clothes off bohooman because of a mong with a haircut, anyone want anything?

nigga guessed a full stop in wordle

>>213994385
that’s based honestly

>>213994443
>word is valid but not valid
hate this shit if im being honest

>>213994467
No thanks mate. I get my stuff from John Lewis and Marks & Spencer. Boohooman isn't really my scene.

that's today's chessle complete then

My train was late last night because some fucking teenager had an overdose and we had to wait on an ambulance. Should leave them to rot the fucking junkies. The NHS should only be for fit and healthy people.

>>213994583
haha that’s sooo quirky

>>213994385
the bowl haircut is a comb-forward because he's a baldy cunt lol

>>213994200
shall I compare thee to a venusian horizon? thou are bent.

smelly little curry man, where are you?
here i am, here i am, doing a poo

>>213994602
>train last night
fucking spoiled cunt with your train i sat inside my cold empty house with the lights off last night

>>213994385
salt bae vibes

the wordle of the day is yugioh

Was just awoken by a gurgle in the pits of my guts. Was on the toilet shitting out EVERYTHING from about 7:56 til 8:12. It was weird because I've pooed every day for the past few days but when I went it was like there was a big poo corking my arse and the second that big log came out, all hell let loose and a mushy mess came spraying out my ring til eventually only pure liquid diarrhoea was unleashed. As I was typing this, the guy stirred once more and now I am back spraying fecal liquid into my toilet.

Wonder if it was the magnesium supplements I tried.

>>213994756
it's the brat diet for you for 3 days

>>213994756
gurgle this *unzips penis*

>>213994583
ktim KITM KTIM!

>>213994756
gurgling at this

Too warm in this country I have resorted to sleeping under a spare fitted sheet

>>213994756
someones been putting rancid muck in your mouth while youve been sleeping and your tummy has eaten it right up

not sure what's more embarrassing, being born a paedophile or being born indian

>>213994539
get the fucking dles done

>>213994801
nobody is born a pedo or gay it results from the conditions of their life and mental processing of external stimuli

Holy KWAB

Rockabilly singer Johnny Horton sings a negro boogie woogie song to the last living Confederate war veteran.

Heh, nothing personal Keir

>>213994840
indians always lived in the uk

Why does diarrhoea insist you are 150% empty? I thought the point of it was just to flush your system til it's at the point of regularity but it always ends up forcing you to shite beyond your maximum and your left with a stinging hole squirting out bile.

>>213994839
i am forgotten

sneed

Let's be real lads, for Whites to survive we need the planet

diarea shooting out my arse like machine gun fire
POOT POOT POOT PRRRRRT POOT POOT PRRRT

>>213994839
don't know the name of a single sole in this picture

>>213994839
Sir Dunce Seater

Small creatchoid spotted

pooing in my arse

>>213994864
you know your society has made it when "the man who gains weight" can be used as a potent physical descriptor to identify an individual

Trump has utterly buckbroken Europe.

Credit to zoomers i think what the helly is a good meme

>>213994876
It's a far cry from a picture like this

need white mental elf scroungers sent to work for the benefit of wider society

>>213994894
saw a hawk eat one of the little fellers the other week

>>213994909
thoguht they didnt have mental elf in france

>>213994894
Cute

>>213994900
has made itself moribund

>>213994909
>Welfare payments have edged higher across advanced economies
Has anybody ever asked the question of what happens when you run out of productive whites and to tax?

>>213994921
we do

woke up at 2:17 am and went for a run

no work no bennies

>>213994942
You just import another several millions browns. That's the whole point of the operation. Supplant a culture-unified people who know their value, with a cultureless swell from as many countries as you can find that will work for pennies on the pound and will happily like 15 to a flat, so you can rake in hundreds more every month for each of you 6000 rental properties.

If you don't like it, go and get a job

>>213994950
just back? long run.

oh so now they care about freedom of speech and censorship kek

>>213994876
it's a pair of these yer wantin', PermaGrip soles. £19.99 from Timpsons.

*moons australia*
just because

im finna flex on a bitch nigga

>>213995024
Did this in Dragon's Dogma for my pawn but that was specifically trying to recreate the classic father/surrogate daughter on a death-defying adventure trope. When DD2 came out I remade her as a 25 year old with burns because of the adventuring we'd been doing.

>>213994921
The French retirement age is only now rising to 64 and their state pensions are more than double ours.

Never knew there was a red variant of the Australian flag. Reminds me of Halo 2 where you could sometimes find a red plasma rifle.

getting up before everyone else and just sitting in silence with a brew is so goated. dadberg had it right all along

where my blood niggas at

>>213995053
also their salaries are 15% higher and their energy 40% cheaper than ours, but they still protest lmao

guys how do i get around the ID verification on fabguys pleaseeeeeeeee

>>213995060
good post. even better when you've got a wife and kids asleep.

they made a second Halo?

>>213994385
You're a mug if you don't cash in on these opportunities, never get such easy money again in your life
There are people who whine and say they're above it but they're just mugs
Penniless mugs

>>213994942
all you need to do is run down the clock on your own lifespan. So long as you get rich and live the good life yourself in that period, who cares what happens when you're gone?

good luck getting people to overcome that mindset. You would hope empathy for one's children and future generations would be enough to balance it out, but it is abundantly clear that those things do nothing. People don't care.

>>213994909
Its funny how the American government spends more on bennies and healthcare than the other english speaking countries but gets nothing out of it

ok I'm ready to do all kinds of things now

>>213995086
yea but don't care
some guys made a Mass Effect 2

>>213995144
ME2 was better than ME1 thoughever

the lads as it were

imagine getting arrested in Australia

>>213995149
see me disagree?

why dont we circumcise our dogs

>>213995094
I feel the same about young women who get into the OnlyFans grift as well to be honest. Yeah it's morally grim, speaks to societal decay or whatever, but at the end of the day if it's between making £20,000/month+ for a few racy pictures and £1,300/month working 40 hours a week in a supermarket, I know what I'd be choosing.

Same with these women who get flown out to Dubai to get shat on and fuck goats for several grand and the amusement of some sheikh. Just do it for a while, accrue a good bit of capital, whack it in BTC then when it increases in value enough buy a rental property or two then that's you set for life.

These people are just playing by the rules someone else set for them. If you get paid and can avoid a life of wageslaving, you've won.

>>213995052
Did DD2 not let you make them anymore? I heard they don't so I didn't bother buying the game

hatred for batarians

finna get the strap and press some niggas

I am the best of wordle you can not beat me

>>213994618
Cole Palmer does the same thing lol

mad that the guy who invented wordle got 10mil for it

it should have been me (even though I did nothing)

Lads, how can I get into crypto?

Despite being on the chon for over a decade I never bothered. Is it too late? I'm not as interested in making money as I am in having a store of value outside of banks.

Is it even worth still bothering with Bitcoin or should I try another like Ethereum?

My little man

oh fuck this

>>213995199
The height limit was like 5' instead of 4'9", so a lot of nonces lost their minds. That's all. And of course, it was day 1 modded anyway.

>>213995251
Its a literal pyramid scheme. There's no actual value to it so its just gambling on other people buying it later

>>213995253
he's cat
catman

cant decide between mounjaro and ozempic

>>213995253
has he got an eye infection

some guys pick up girls and get called asshole
this never happened to pablo picasso

brb need to get my vitamin water from the fridge

get that cock up my arse now

>>213995328
the best performing stonk, riding on the back of an AI boom that is entirely dependent on the product they alone make, is only slightly higher over 5 years than BTC which does nothing

that's the thing with BTC, you just buy it and do nothing and it generates money

>>213995313
Makes me want to cry given I knew about Bitcoin in 2011 and did nothing :(
Although in fairness who really expected it to take off like that?

>>213995415
i was using it to buy drugules then. i could literally be a millionaire right now

>>213995253
Sir Adolf Catler o/

>>213995253
Guten tag meine kleine mann

ok I've got the cold dragonfruit power c vitamin water cracked open the orange blossom candle lit the super hit incense burning and the pure grace summer surf perfume sprayed on I'm ready

is crypto actually used for anything? I remember everyone saying there will be societal shift where loads of services and systems move over to crypto instead of fiat. but that hasnt happened.
probably no point in investing in the smaller coins.

>>213995433
Yeah that's basically all it was used for then. I still don't get how it's been adopted so much.
I also still don't really get how it can be valuable.

>>213994190 (OP)
children of men kinda predicted kier-jung-un

>>213995466
As the other poster said, it's all one big pyramid scheme.

;]

when I cum it just sort of dribbles out the japseye but in porn they always shoot ropes everywhere

>>213995521
ejaculate less frequently
use your imagination instead of porn
spend longer on the plateau rather than rushing to the climax

>>213995566
mmhmm xx

>>213995566
>use your imagination instead of porn
I would legit be there all day, I need porn to cum

how would this map look for the uk

>>213995521
>>213995521
Shieeeet unc maybe for you

>>213995511
Post arse lad

got nts on

>>213994332
Honestly I don't know why the Taliban tolerated him

good morning

i had an idea for predicting the future with captchas but you wont understand it for now..

I got fucked on Sunday night and my arse still hurts

>>213995521
edge that knob

Why doesn’t Belgium post here as often nowadays? I miss the spam of “get the clappers posted”

>>213995598
so to undo this you need to take a break from both porn and masturbation for a while
then try again without the porn

>>213995686
You must be really tight then

>>213995466
>I also still don't really get how it can be valuable.

It's a deflationary currency, by design. Inflationary currency (the money you currently use for everything) loses value over time as more currency enters the circulation, through factors and powers beyond your control i.e money printing. Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies are immune from this. This is essentially why they were made.

An amusing fact is that the (((banks))) did everything they could to prevent cryptocurrencies coming into existence. If you look at the history of Bitcoin, Peter Thiel and a bunch of other early backers who were behind the idea tried to get it legitimised and were basically shut down by the legal system. Which is why in the end the Bitcoin white paper was penned under a psuedonym and dumped onto the internet: here's the mathematics behind it, here's how it works, let the distributed poplulation of planet earth force it into existence. Which they did.

That said, BTC is a horrible coin to use as it wasn't designed to scale up. Other coins that have been made since then work better but Bitcoin still exists in the public consciousness as THE cryptocurrency so anyone investing in crypto tends to put money into BTC. Following on from that, a lot of the money in BTC is just rich people investing, many people don't care about its utility.

>>213995611
sorry I don't know who that is

>>213995686
Was it good?

>>213995704
why the fuck are you summoning him
he breaks so many rules as a flagrant troll

>>213995686
didn't prepare enough beforehand did you

>met a bitch at the club
>said "Wassup?"
>took her to the crib and you know I fucked
Yeah, I toot it and boot it.
>she think I'm cute
>she wanna have sex
Girl knock it off, you know you can't have this.
>she told me run that
>I told her run it
>and she never seen a trick until she met my magic stick
>after we did it she was walking with a limp
>bust it open
>leave it wet
>you know I leave it soakin'
>Who next? I met her in the club
>you know I was drunk
>asked her name
>said "I wanna fuck"
>and you know I fucked
>she fucked back like a little slut
>she fell in love and she felt stupid
'Cause you know, I toot it and boot it

>>213995723
Nvm there's real gay boys here. Don't need you.

>>213995747
I’m fond of him

>>213995658
maybe I will
tell now

>>213995715
Yh that was only my third time
>>213995733
Some of it was
>>213995748
I just didn’t do enough lube and then he wouldn’t put anymore

the whole world is a big tourist attraction which makes me not want to do anything. oh wow you have old buildings and museums and bars and you suffered in ww2 thats so cool

got the fitness mats up now as a makeshift headboard and it looks like I have a lego castle bed and the room smells rubbery

>>213995763
I think you're looking for arse in all the wrong places

>>213995780
Can you describe it? That’s so hot

>>213995809
Describe what

>>213995820
The sex

>>213995775
numberology and letterology
on each letter
but u gotta decipher it

poo sneal

if i don't wank for a week my voice gets deeper

>>213995864
give example

>>213995857
What do u want to know

>>213995802
I've had so many ppl from 4chan decide show me their ass on discord now. This is the place for arse.

I’m so tired. One of you lads needs to come over and make me a coffee please

>>213995938
i'll give you a good rogering if you like

>>213995938
just got on the plane lad shouldn't be too long

>>213995910
eww

>>213995958
Well ok then x

Reminder

gfberg just told me she didn't like The Godfather

>>213995921
hate crinkle chips

>>213995978
Not really, a few of them had very nice looking arses. The problem is most of them are too far away to meet irl

>>213995921
that subreddit's a bit dreary isn't it

>>213995993
More of a Godfather II girl is she? Same here

you couldn't replicate the energy of early 4chan, you just couldn't

>>213995987
KABOOOOOOM

we are brit
we are vile
keir starmer is a paedophile

>>213995993
nigga dating peter griffin

life is fleeting try to make some use of yours eh

>>213996040
unc getting nostalgic for 15 years ago when he was also sat in his smelly bedroom also using this app

>>213996065
fuck off don't tell me what to do

>>213995987
For whatever reason, Black Scottish people have been going viral on tiktok the past few days. This seemed to shock a lot of Black people in other countries who asked them about racism. Predictably, white Scots have popped up to say there is no racism in Scotland - it's all a melting pot of Scottish or not Scottish. Just as predictably, Black Scots spoke up and said they had in fact faced racism.

you seem like you've got a lot of spunk. you're very spunky aren't you

>>213996087
>unc
You sound like a child, stop

Bloke across the street from me has hung a Union Jack out his window. Is this some new Rorke/Tommy Robinson thing that I’ve missed?

>>213996109
soyllennial rage

>>unc
>You sound like a child, stop

>>213996139
poosc

i got a manky eye
i'm a black scottish CYCLOPS

>>213996121
Prefer the welsh flag me but each to their own

>>213996109
nah im good ill talk how i like lol thanks tho

>>213996087
>app
it's a website you dunce

>>213996008
they're called fries mate

>>213996139
screaging

anyone else gone full mask off gay in 2025 or just me

>>213996154
I get morons like you banned from this site at the snap or my fingers, you've been warned

>>213995716
>Thiel
I don't trust anything with that freak involved.

luca brasi sleeps with the fishes

Any retiring 10years later than their parents did man in?

>>213996157
zoomies think everything they do on their phone is “an app”

luca brasi is a fish nonce

>>213996187
THEY'RE CHIPS, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR YANK LINGO

>>213996190
how do you go "full mask off gay"

>>213995768
Kys

>>213996225
have you ever had an imaginary opponent that wasn't a zoomer

>>213996250
Have you ever had one you can actually beat

>>213996239
extremely camp and flirting with every guy in a borderline rapey way

>>213996221
i'll be dead by then

China...is dying.

>>213996221
They will never “let us” retire it’s all a massive scam. Anyone under 40 paying into a private pension is going to have the shock of their lives when it all gets seized in a few years.

>>213996262
yeah you *punches your head clean off*

got a job interview today with a german company for a job in germany and I don't speak german

>>213996233
Chips are what you call crisps because you're not using the right word. Lots of things can be crisp, it's too confusing.

It's really pathetic that after 30 years of social revolution that most people didn't notice and kept voting for, now that they've kind of realised that something's not right the most significant "resistance" that they can muster is flying a flag from a lamppost.

>>213996125
>>213996250
We get it youre very young and cool.

>>213996278
Germany's a long way away

>>213996265
I was like this in uni, I was extremely openly gay and incredibly zesty, maybe because I tried so hard to hide it in school. Now I am just a normal straight-acting gay.

>>213996278
GOO TEN TAG

>>213996265
i can't flirt. best i can do is being shy and running away when i like someone

>>213996270
Imigration works! Imaginary line has gone up!

>>213996270
2 WEEKS

>>213995986
he is beautiful

>Panjab Warriors, a consortium led by Sikh investors, has taken over Morecambe Football Club.
The next day Ashvir Singh Johal a 30 year old with no experience coach at senior level is appointed as the new manager lol

Why are there so many gay freaks in /brit/

where no trans has gone before

if you type in "bbc old crossdresser" on google images you'll see loads of thumbnails of old white crossdressing fags getting fucked by young black guys. had no idea this was a genre of porn but it's sickening

>>213996036
No lad she just didn't like the violence and crime aspects

there is a 4chan application? I didn't know that

>>213996330
everyone's a bit gay these days
if you say you aren't you're a virgin or lying to yourself

>>213995321
He's been regularly going to the vet about his eyes he's fine, in fact he's made a miraculous recovery. I took that picture before giving him eye drops actually

>>213996297
>Now I am just a normal straight-acting gay.
I doubt this very much

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>213996330
chemicals in the water

>>213996343
LMAOOOOO soylennials are actually like this tho reminds me some of the weird ones I work with

>>213996330
Why am I a freak for liking sucking some cock and getting fucked? I’m not some degenerate in the street with a dildo on my head I’m very private no one will ever know if they do I’d kill myself

>>213996365
it's a cake

>>213996372
>i-i’m not like those other faggots im one if the good ones!!!!
oh honey x

>>213996372
In every gay man there's a teenage girl waiting to start a gossip circle

Just found out that in order to put a cock cage on you have to shove your balls through a tiny ring one at a time. I thought the ring was just something you could clip on. That is so disgusting and probably horrible for your fertility why would anybody do such a thing?!

if someone asked me if i was a virgin I'd tell the truth. i'm not ashamed.

>>213996363
Nobody ever clocks me as being gay and people are usually quite surprised if I tell them.

im a truecel you fucking evil bitch

>>213996392
why’s he vomiting sunkist

I don’t think we will ever be able to retire. It will just end up being something that people used to do in the past and everyone will accept that and work forever

>>213996392
I'd be too worried about it getting stuck and not being able to get it off myself

leftypol drawing a trans flag at his house on wplace

it's fun to ignore the boring trolls

>>213996270
Which one is importing infinity Groidjeets?
Gayrope.

>>213996398
>Sir this is asda

How many of you are actually virgins

>>213996365
Not me. He'll never live this one down

>>213996392
Thats your major concern?

>>213996392
I used to wear one and they aren’t hard to get on at all nor do they really strangle your balls while it’s on. It does feel hot having your little clitty in a cage while another guy has the key.

>>213996389
Tell me then
>>213996391
im not even gay really I have and will only ever date women, I want to marry a woman one day I just every now and then like to suck a cock it’s not a lifestyle or a mindset it’s like smoking weed. Some people aren’t addicts they just like to smoke it once a week or once every 2 weeks

>>213996448
What's it like watching porn with it on?

Reckon i could grab the Australian poster by his semi ironic mullet and rip his moustache right off

>>213996359
sounds like he's in good hands x

>>213996466
You feel a lot of pressure in your dick when you get hard but it’s not really too uncomfortable.

ruby's tight box

>>213996448
Have you ever thought about killing yourself?

>>213996471
reckon i could grab you by your nothing and rip your nothing right off cos youre a bald nonce

>>213996488
Somebody needs to invent one that allows you to get an erection. I don't like the idea of my erections being restricted.

>>213996471
You still malding over being old, unc?

>UK inflation picks up to hotter-than-expected 3.8% in July
STARMERRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU FUCKING TWAT
BoE FINNA RAISE RATES AGAIN
AGHHHHHHHH

>>213996453
lad you don't need to defend yourself to homophobes, they just want to feel better than others
brit is a gay or at least bicurious general

>>213996453
milo yiannopoulos ass nigga

>>213996496
No, why?
>>213996510
That kind of defeats the purpose though lol it’s supposed to stop you from using your cock

>>213996498
Poor effort. Try harder

>>213996522
>brit is a gay or at least bicurious general

>>213996519
just not possible to stay ahad of inflation these days, we just get poorer

>>213996535
Shame, you should

>>213996536
*licks your big bald head like an ice cream cone*

>>213996556
Why’s that then?

>>213996571
>>213996571
>>213996571

Doc, you gotta help me. I'm on the cock again and I'm worried my old lady's gonna find out.

She'll chuck me out this time I swear!

>>213996564
Because youre a degenerate freak who should die

My willy is not your play thing

The scran has arrived de lids

someone make a real new

>>213996600
I'm going to say yes to the sausages hashbrowns and perhaps the mushrooms
no to everything else

>>213996301
kannen sie sprechen in englisch bitte xoxoxo

>>213997160
>>213997160>>213997160