Thread 214000322

no parking edisi

>>214000403
Yes you do
>>214000469
UUUU

>>214000489
Idk about the others but I don't

What's the latest news in PH politics? Are we getting richer or poorer?

Why does my PC take 20w more after the bazzite update ?

>see self-help/psychology blogpost on facebook
>search author name
>it's a jew every time

>>214000533
You do look like that though

I looked it up, it's only 8:30 in /asean/ time why isn't this thread more active

>>214001675
most posters here at this time are neets, students or night shift anons

>>214000322 (OP)
Poor hoe doesn't even have a labubu, sad...

>>214001744
When is /asean/ most active?

earthquake

new vmx kino just dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdBbqA23CY

Earthquake

sorry I was doing your mom

Just now?

Felt nothing

eeeh gempa gaeees, kenceng amat kerasa di bekasi sini gaes

sorry indogs
i just ripped out the juiciest fart ever

No dinner till I'm 50's again

youre 155cm manlet

>>214002242
try 7AM UTC+8

>>214003446
I might just

>>214002242
When we got laid off

This video encouraged me to go on incel walks more often. https://youtu.be/Aq_gsctWHtQ?si=yTTvOGBmefhnvYE4

Woke up from a nap and suddenly felt really nostalgic for my middle school years

>>214004112
This, but incel motorcycle driving.

>>214004378
I used to do incel driving on weekend night but I stopped. Felt like a waste of money and fuel. These days I prefer incel walking in the rain or night.

kys pedotroon

>>214004477
i always bring my backpack with me, so walking feels like shit.
I would incel walking more without it desu.

>>214002785
>>213977819
>>213977928
>>213985675
>no 16C
Why asean so weak

>>214004702
used to do 16c when I was young.
But then, I have to adapt to driving out in the sun at 40c+ for several hours.
Sacrificing a little cold resistance is worth it

>>214004631
I live in a rural area and it's comfy to go on incel walks here especially after it rains. It gets cold and cloudy and it makes you want to kys hahah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwPZI9X06k&list=RD7HgJIAUtICU&index=2&pp=8AUB

>>214004784
Aren't you afraid of lighting?
Lighting kills a shit ton of rural people here.

>>214004851
Lightning doesn't strike very often here. Sad!

>>214004902
First world country suffering

im more concerned about the wind speed during the typhoon over getting struck by lightning

>>214004941
The only cure for depression is probably keeping yourself busy but my back has started hurting. Another night shift job would probably break it

>>214004285
elementary school was better

>>214003279
>be brown
>be manlet
its so over

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

>>214003279
Is dwarfmaxxing viable as an asean pipo?

>>214005163
I know a 155cm brown manlet with a wife...

>>214005040
Combo of Meditation, Exercising, Gayming, Drinking, and Eating spicy food werk for me for now. And the occasional incel driving at the weekending.

>>214005354
>Meditation
Teach me master.

>>214004702
>16c
I'm ok with 16c, but blasting the a/c that low when it's like +35°C outside is bad for your health.

>>214005400
Unironically observing the present moment with your breath. Easier said than done thought. Took me a few months to get used to it.

The first few weeks are hard, so you are better off with guided sessions instead. '
This should be quick and easy enough, so you don't get bored out of your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBf6DkIspwU&t=55s&pp=ygUUbWluZHNtYXNoIG1lZGl0YXRpb24%3D

>>213977699
24 cause i have a small room.

>>214005439
its all fun until your evaporator freezes and slowly destroys it because of the extreme differential

>>214005478
Thank you. I'll give this a watch and a try

>>214005268
>158 cm brown seamonke

It's more about wealthmaxing than heightmaxing in SEA desu

looks indog

>>214005609
yes but is 5 inches good enough

>>214005752
Sorry, I’m not interested in being friends with midgets.
Midgets piss me off.

>>214005290
in sea 155 cm manlet is normal, thankfully our women are even shorter so it's even out

>>214005810
Im talking about dong size

>>214005752
I am 4....

>>214005752
Mfw mines unironically bigger

>165 cm
>63 kg
>12.5 cm

>>214005938
5.7btw

I'm 141cm...

>>214006012
Dicks

>>214005961
Why you keep posting your stats

im more concerned about my minimum wage job under a crappy local employer than the typhoon itself

I'm eating pizza rn

>>214006175
Uma delicia
Do you have pickled herring

>>214005961
We need a pic of the last one like Indoanon

>>214006224
No I have never tried that

im only 3 weeks in college as a 23 year old ex-NEET and I'm already being informed of potentially failing midterms, JFL.

>>214005986
Trans.
No other option.

>>214006382
You gotta try harder, what are you studying?

>>214006382
what class and wtf are you doing at this hour

>>214006382
How do you even fail college?
Shit is easy as fuck.

>>214006439
well beside a few hard courses.

>>214006382
If I'm going to go back to college again (no fucking way), I will play by their rules instead of displaying a punk attitude. Being a law-abiding citizen is the final redpill.

>>214006334
What about reindeer ?
Or is it just a Finnish thing

>>214006382
College in the Philippines was an extremely depressing time for me aside from going through 6 years of being KHHV among my peers. One professor tried to hold me back from graduating.

another earthquake damn

>>214007570
what quake?

sorry i was masturbating

Seems today's quite a busy day, many earthquakes in various places. Still small tho

>interact with SEA anime fans
>twitter faggots
>not even the SEA flamboyant type of gays

>>214008900
you watching any anime this season?

>>214009314
Only Grand Blue.
Barely have enough time for new seasonal anime

>>214009347
>Grand Blue
only saw Ep 1 a few weeks back
>Barely have enough time for new seasonal anime
same here. the only anime I actually finished this season was food court (only 6 eps)

>>214009405
just read the manga instead.
It's quicker and funnier.

>>214009440
fuck it why not
anime is preferable to me since I can listen in on the audio during work like a podcast
even if my comprehension is shit

>>214009720
Wait are you the guy who told me to use duolingo?

>>214010039
lol no im just the guy that likes cgdct

zzz

We're gonna goon so hard that you might even get tired of gooning

Job Interview tommorow...

I don't want to enter the wage cage bros...
I deserve to be on NEET bux more...

stop posting furshit
/asean/ is a scalie general

>>214011477
wake up->work->sleep
Enjoy wagie life

>AI recreates voice for woman with MND using an 8-second audio clip from 20 years ago
kino
but shit like this makes me scared to answer the phone

New fetish unlocked:
Girls in top hats

bro is gooning to fnaf r63

>>214011477
How do you apply for welfare in America?

>>214011755
>ai sex phone is coming soon

194cm
95kg
18cm

>>214012017
170cm
62kg
12cm

>>214012102
lay down over here and drop your pants

>>214011872
On a website? This isn't really welfare though, I paid into unemployment for my whole work career, it just insurance.

She's so pretty what the fuuuuck

second kofi

>>214000957
GDP growth still going strong but population growth means our Purchasing Power Parity is still going down.

How do i went from jamming to these kind of songs to a racist nazi chud 4chink inceloid porn addicted loser bum with no friends bros

https://youtu.be/W6lG-AH27XQ?si=uFRIw2Xmj2e1Fv8h

Indian women are like this everytime I head yo the gym

uhh guys?

>>214010174
The only anime I watch is CGDCT

>>214016242
watcha watching this season?

watching anime is really gay and incelpilled

^tsmt

kys nonce

thats not scaramouche

kys pedotroon

tsmt

zesty ahh

>>214017827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BynL9bjnGts

bago
>>214018501
>>214018501
>>214018501

I wonder how Indonesian and Malay Muslims on here look like.

someone post ariff pic

uhh guys?

craving

...

I miss my indo massage girl :(

i thought you killed yourself oredi im@stroon?

I’m 37, and since I was 15 the only joy I’ve ever known was either being high on drugs or being naked with a sweet Asian girl.

>>214012102
How it feels like being 170cm in the US?

After I fail midterms I'm going back to NEETing and playing games again. The amount of stress from unpaid activities just ain't worth it.

mom made laap!!!

we have lots of volcanoes but burn coal instead of building geothermal plants

>>214000322 (OP)
sex

short kings are always in demand if you're willing to lower your standards

i love tall girl

Coffee time

it's over for japschizo

>>214001074
>he fell for the linux meme
captcha:JUNK

i went to thamrin, jakarta the other day for a corporate workshop. i have never been to one of those jakarta skyscrapers because so far I have only worked in startup company in some co working space in bandung, production house, and now as a remote worker (work from home), and I'm telling you /asean/, that it was the most grim and depressing sight that I've ever seen in my entire life.
everything that people said about corporate-slave exist in building like that, all kinds of orthodox corporation image can be found in there despite it was a building in jakarta, the city that was supposed to be the most developed and advanced in this country.
it was so fucking grim. the people in there literally walking around like a cog, doing their routine, working in cubicle, and when its time to go home there was a long red traffc lines in the street waiting for them. to think that they had to do all those repetitive things for five days a week, from eight to five, for the next ten or so years is such an unbearable imagination for me. I wont even last for six months working in that condition even they paid me double the minimum wages in this country. but try to ask about it to your gen x or boomer parents and they will tell you that working in jakarta is a dream and ideal job for everyone. seeing it myself, now I believe that those boomers and gen x are fucking sick in their head.

>>214023211
i'm not tall, but i'm not short either

>newborn zoomer slapped by reality
>start blogging in /asean/
>still cant swallow the fact
>

>>214012102
So scaramouche

>>214025105
sorry if you got offended by my post
I shouldnt be imposing my un-corporation perspective to people who grew up in corporation culture and think that it was a culture that should be nurtured and inherited to future generation
plus I didnt know that indonesian gen x lurk in here, so again, sorry

>>214024605
>so far I have only worked in startup company in some co working space in bandung, production house, and now as a remote worker (work from home),
How old are you? How much do you make?
How did you get these jobs?

>>214024605
>for a corporate workshop
Mandatory or did you go with your own whim?

oh, newfag
anyway

>>214025619
25
Never goes beyond 5 mil (current work pays 2 mil but its fair because work from home)
Linkedin and internal connection for production house because its a project based work.
>>214025696
Mandatory

zoomer board unc

thats not scaramouche

scaramouche gf

her bf is tartaglia thoughalgo

proof?

i added o algo at the end because i wasnt sure thoughbeit

>>214025888
What kind of job? Tech?

>>214025982
Post ellapits

>current work pays 2 mil but its fair because work from home
You got ripped. A fair wfh job should start at 5. A wfo job should pay at least 6.

what's for lunch

im fasting

>>214026337
You’re not Muslim though.

im beating my meat to japs

what kind of weird cult fast on thursday

>>214026377
You Muslims fast though

>>214026402
maulid is in september (if you want to sunnah fasting)
ramadan was march

it's currently ordinary time in both muslim and christian liturgical calendar

intermittent fasting isnt done for religious reasons
thoughever
its my lil bros birthday and im saving my appetite for later when the food comes

>>214026445
>christian liturgical
Christians don’t have to participate in that though while you Muslims have to fast.

>>214026498
well yeah you don't have to practice christianity in order to be a christian everyone knows that

>>214026445
puasa senin kamis, you kuffar

bought mixue

>>214026297
Bandungchad umr =\= jakchud umr

If I am a fit 6’2 white man with blue eyes what would I have to do to get a cute SEA gf

Do you think they’d convert to Christianity for me

I shat on him back in 2022
Then he (supposedly) became elite and now he plays for Man City
But I know he's a fraud and won't survive in EPL

>>214026780
Minimum wages dont apply in corporate workers until terms and conditions are met. Unless you're factory workers or people working in indog konbini like alfamart, then you'll never get your wages of 4 or 5 million rupiah until you work in their corpo for 6 months to 1 year straight, something that they called as 'after contract' according to their lingo

banned in japan now

furry general

>>214026861
He already done better than Wirtz on the 1st week.

>>214023460
This choice will have consequences

is "bang" also used by malaysians or is it strictly indog my ngab?

>>214024605
What kind of software did you make? I work at an IT consulting firm too. I WFH, but I have to go on-site at one of those skyscrapers like once a month. I live in the outskirts of Jakarta, and yeah, it’s a bit surreal, but you kinda get used to it, I guess.

What if I wanna smash some girls from ASEAN?

>my father who was a hardcore wowo supporter since 2014, just told me that wowo is effeminate
It's so over wowobros...

>>214027787
You can get laid easily as a foreigner

What are some business ideas I can start with 5 million IDR?

pimp some prostitutes

>>214027848
Being a drawfag ofc
Assuming that you have pc/laptop, get yourself one of those 4 mil rupiah chinese display tablet, draw, sell yourself on pixiv fanbox, xitter, do pixiv request, or do meme stuff like khyle, and get yourself a money via commision

>>214027674
they use abang

>>214027787
I'll push you into an active volcano

A drawing tablet really cost millions in indonesia

>>214027827
I’ve heard they like Mediterranean and Latinx guys, but I’m too poor to even try. I guess I’ll never get that prime ASEAN pussy. Born on the wrong side of the planet
Owari da

>>214027946
Only the display ones. A small drawing tablet can cost you as minimum as $10, maybe $5 if its a secondhand tablet

>>214027908
just use AI

>>214027908
you like drawing anon?
good for you
what about becoming a game dev?
do you think i can make it?

>>214027946
we have a shitty currency
please understand

here's sambal lalapan taught by my maid.
1. 20 medium sized whole shallots
2. 10-20 bird-eye chili
3. 5 cloves of garlic
4. 3 whole tomatoes
5. 1 tsp of prawn paste
6. 1 tsp each of sugar, salt
7. generous oil
optional: 1 whole calamansi juice
fry all the ingredients except number 6 until the tomato wilted. put them in blender with 6. serve with a calamansi juice.

>>214028471
Seems solid, but why so many shallots?
20 seems overkill.

>>214028471
instead of cane sugar, we use gula jawir

Just witnessed a chef beating a helper boy. It's so grim to be a male worker here.

>>214027924
i see you guys also flip the spelling for slangs like us lol

Lmao xppen deco series only cost like 399k to 599k

>>214027848
Sell your talent to your parent's friends who are tech illiterate

Dont expect millions on the first couple months though

The point is, making projects for clients can be more fun and motivating than making projects for yourself

The key is spending no more than 15 hours each week to work on these so you dont get overwhelmed, so you better of using AI tools, templates, or bring up your friends to work together.

If the project doesn't bring you the amount of money you wanted, at least you'll now has a decent portfolio after just 6-12 months, and now you can freelance for dollars for next year onwards

I could name a few other ideas, like getting a cisco certification training or linux sysadmin training

You can also ask chatgpt

>>214028653
Beating like actual punching or just pushing to the head?

>>214028130
ai dont understand eroticism, they just generate several pics of naked female and call it a day
>>214028231
realistic answer, its both yes and no
yes if you're an autist you can start making your game as one man army and no if you're expecting a larger scale of production (AAA) or even forming the ideal developer cave in this cunt. dont expect much from this shithole I tell you

>>214027692
Help me to get this kind of job saar
I know general html css js php sql and java saar

What's ur techstack? Laravel?

>>214028809
The best way is to get a job under UMR and in 1-2 years either ask for raise or use that experience to get a job in another company.

It's literally a marshmallow test but for wagie

>>214028809
padil will be marked for death by indog HR circlejerk in linkedin and they will ensure that the poor guy wouldnt be able to land himself a job in 15 years minimum

engas

fedex asking for invoice details for overseas parcel
the seller already undevaue the thing in the receipt but fedex email me directly to give more details since its maybe suspicious or smtg
how do I avoid paying more bros

>>214028967
*undervalue

I thought you use fedex to avoid paying more for living in a thirdie cunt

>>214028231
Start learning roblox

Don't get fooled by idealists who told you to pick up unity or unreal, or rpgmaker and renpy or gamemaker. I hate faggots who told me i need to be good at writing shaders if i want to get hired or i have to follow these tutorials about dialogue or inventory system. Total fucking scam.

I get it gamedev is a total wasteland of an industry in general and you need to be the best of the best, but most of the time they just dont want to train you on the job so they can overwork you instead. This doesn't apply to gamedev jobs only.
It's a sickening field where layoffs and bankruptcy happens often with abyssmal pay, but the answer isn't to just dilly dally with your fellow gamedev and work on a dull project that takes 3 years to finish.

There is no right answer.

>>214028895
>indog HR circlejerk in linkedin
We dont have to kneel to these parasites.

I guess it's true, all browns look the same.

>>214029021
My nephew makes roblox games, he asks me to play his games sometimes to rate it but its mostly those idle/clicker/tycoon/simulator games

>>214029021
I always had this hunch that majority of roblox games are mostly made by Indonesians and Vietnamese adults nowadays which results into slop.

Chaewon would rather make out with a dog than a small brown
Sad
This is why cat girls are better than dog girls

>>214027787
You'll get AIDs

proof?

I like lizard girls

>gf already talked about #kaburajadulu
Fuck, I hate that stupid hashtag and those influencer shilling that idea.
Bet those fuckers are secretly paid for gambling mafia to entice idiots to work in Cambodia.

When morena ea says u can finally bembang so u eat snow bear candy and drink del monte pineapple juice and taste test ur modtah to see if it is sumakses and that shit tastes paldo

>>214030394
She's right
But if She's all talk then it will never gets anywhere

I eat garlic before sex because my gf loves how strong my tamod taste

>>214030394
try harder, glownigger. i'm not gonna spend my entire life paying taxes just to be gulped down by corrupt assholes. once i get a stable job i'm buying my way out never fucking return. may death and destruction grace upon this cursed shithole of a failed nation.

What does gf mean?

>>214030666
gay friend

>>214030666
Gaymin friend

grand finale

>Thursday
>Work hours
Get a job, faggots. Quit wasting time on an anime imageboard.

fasting because skinnyfat

>>214030796
I work from home.

>>214029021
HR circlejerk is literally a thing in this country. Why do you think these people are ganging up on linkedin and treating it as their second job? the pioneer of this culture is literally indonesian banks, the kind of bri, bni, and alike, because they had to filter out """""""problematic""""""" workers from entering another banking branch and making the same ''''''mistake''''''. I dont know how this shit ended up giving an idea to those linkedin HR mafia circlejerk but it is there and still alive and well and growing bigger every single day

>>214028567
>>214028628
I guess the shallot gives the natural sweetness. I prefer not adding any sugar tho.

>>214030796
I GET HOME at 5 PM BITCH haha

>>214030796
I'm shitposting using company's laptop, internet, while also getting paid.

>bought three cookies and cream flavor ice cream from 3 different countries that I could spot on the labels
>thai - artificial taste (too sweet)
>indonesia - watered syrup
>malaysia - oreo and milk taste
they're ranged from RM3-RM5 btw.

>>214030921
Little bit of sugar actually enhanced savoriness and pairs well with the tomatoes.
Use palm sugar instead of white sugar like >>214028628 said.

>>214030796
Nobody would hire me. What's next?

>>214031095
Find rich American sugarmama looking for twink househusband and move to the states.
Or if you're gay find rich sugardaddy instead.

>>214031079
I used molasses because I couldn't find palm sugar at the grocery that I frequented to.

>>214031033
They know.

>>214029021
>RYUVIEL ATELIER
>ROBLOX SCRIPTER NEEDED
>WFH – PROJECT FEE – PROJECT BONUS
>JOB DESCRIPTION
>-Tool Placement
>-Lua Scripting
>-Game Monetization
>-Level Design
>-Data Store System
>-Publishing
>FREELANCE JOB
>FLEXIBLE WORKING HOURS
>Send us your CV and portfolio.
>QUALIFICATIONS:
>-At least 2 published games
>-Knowledge of 3D models
>-Available between 7 PM – 12 AM
who's copyrighting that ad? sloppy job

most of the time they don't know because I set up the main server to turn off on mondays for scheduled maintenance that only I know how to "fix" it.

>>214030886
>the pioneer of this culture is literally indonesian banks, the kind of bri, bni, and alike
ohhh you're right, when i think about it, my mom used to send me videos on this supposedly a higher rank BCA officer who talks about how "gen z harus tahan banting kalau mau kerja di BCA, tiap hari lembur, bisa tiap hari disuruh ke lapangan". really doesn't help or gave me any insights at all.

>>214028854
seems like there's no other way
my 20 year old self should've realized this.
and now i'm 24 and i'd likely still trying to fetch for less than UMR job

>>214031095
be fucking valuable to be hired nigga

>>214030796
its ninoy globalist shill day

>>214025888
Wtf you earn 20k yen a month?

>>214030796
I work on a shifting basis and i just woke up.

why does this vpnjeet try so hard pretending to be a jap

>>214031677
Its the SEA coder life
>>214031831
ask that anon to post proof

>>214031831
don't give 'em (you)s even if it's indirect. just ignore.

>>214031831
he's an ofw filipino who now lives a life of comfort in japan out of luck while telling us to be valuable in the Philippines

>>214031831
SUPONGIN

>>214031677
>>214031868
Worthless as ai

>>214031868
>>214032012
How do you even pay rent or buy food with that money

This shot goes hard. Rate my president.

Palembang makanannya bikin batuk semua asu ga ada yg kuah kuah

Bong Bong presidenqu

>>214032143
just guessing here but you would live with roomates or your mom

>>214032190
kpop hairstyle/10

>>214032190
Persis bapak aing

>>214030796
It's holiday here

thats old news thoughalgo

Anyone seen the new Quezon trailer?

Mie Sedaap Bang Ladesh for dinner

Kurang masuk got kek owi

what's bang janu ?

Addicted to taking a poo

weirdo

Goreng pisang Abang Saleh

engas

>>214005906
mine's 3.5
its over

How /asean/ are ya?

good wbu?

>>214033595
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>>214033595
Early bago for then

too early chud

new/baru/bago
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REAL
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>>214034311
Cringe

WERE HERE
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>>214034264

I'm just gonna wait on janny to delete both of your early threads and make my own

kek ^tsmt

were using this oredi thoughever
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>>214035114
>>214035148
Whatever
Good night

>>214035260
GN

its not even 9 pm yet thoughalgo

>310
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>>214035286
>>214035381
I'm not sleeping yet
Just calling it a night from browsing this site